Bad Butt Implants | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Bad Butt Implants" | Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Episode Information:

• Title: Bad Butt Implants
• Hosts: Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
• Release Date: June 19, 2025
• Description: In this episode, former siblings from The Sopranos delve into a variety of humorous and insightful topics, showcasing their contrasting personalities and enduring friendship.

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1. Introduction and Light-Hearted Banter

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in casual conversation about seemingly mundane topics, setting a relaxed and comedic tone.

• Jamie: “Not today, pal.” [00:00]
• Rob: Starts with a quirky discussion about the number of cars in America, estimating around 300 million and humorously acknowledging his inaccuracy. [00:11]

2. Experiences with Breathwork and Spiritual Classes

Rob shares his less-than-pleasant experience attending a breathwork/spiritual class, highlighting the clash between his skepticism and the participants' enthusiasm.

• Rob: “I felt like I was in a cocoon... It was really rough.” [04:19]
• Jamie: Relates by discussing how she used to eagerly participate in such classes but has since become more reserved. [03:15]

This segment underscores the hosts' differing approaches to wellness trends, with Jamie leaning towards participation and Rob maintaining his critical perspective.

3. The Risks of Plastic Surgery: Bad Butt Implants

A significant portion of the episode focuses on the dangers and mishaps associated with butt implants, blending humor with cautionary tales.

• Rob: “This woman had bad butt implants... It looks like something from Mario Brothers.” [10:08]
• Jamie: Expresses shock and disgust at the appearance and complications of poorly executed butt implants. [10:25]

The hosts discuss real-life incidents, including the arrest of an unlicensed surgeon, emphasizing the importance of choosing reputable medical professionals.

• Felipe (via voicemail): “A woman charged with felony assault and unlicensed practice...” [12:21]
• Rob: Reflects on the absurdity and dangers of illegal surgeries. [13:15]

This discussion serves as both a humorous critique and a serious warning about the risks of substandard medical procedures.

4. Personal Life and Relationship Banter

Jamie and Rob delve into their personal lives, discussing topics like relationship dynamics and parenting, often leading to humorous exchanges.

• Rob: Teases Jamie about potential flirtations, leading to a playful debate about responsibility and attraction. [17:32]
• Jamie: Clarifies her feelings about intimacy, highlighting her comfort with her relationship. [19:44]

This segment showcases their chemistry and ability to navigate personal topics with humor and sincerity.

5. Humorous Segment: Measuring Penis Size

In a light-hearted and playful segment, the hosts tackle the awkward topic of penis size, blending humor with candid conversation.

• Rob: “What's a good dick size?” [34:14]
• Jamie: Responds with “Six inches,” which leads to comedic banter about the implications of this number. [34:51]

The exchange highlights their comfort with each other and their ability to find humor in potentially sensitive topics.

6. Childhood Memories and Movie Dislikes

Jamie and Rob reminisce about their childhood experiences with movies they disliked, drawing parallels to their feelings about the infamous ending of The Sopranos.

• Jamie: Recalls hating The Exorcist as a child and the nightmares it caused. [31:06]
• Rob: Shares his frustration with the movie North, expressing disappointment over its misleading plot twist. [31:42]

Their shared experiences underscore their long-standing friendship and mutual understanding of each other's sensitivities.

7. Closing Remarks and Audience Interaction

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on listener interactions and tease upcoming content, maintaining an engaging and relatable connection with their audience.

• Rob: Discusses feedback from Jamie’s son about their podcast being watched by his friends, leading to a humorous contemplation of their influence on younger listeners. [37:08]
• Jamie: Playfully addresses concerns about inappropriate content and its perception by younger audiences. [37:19]

Their closing remarks blend humor with genuine reflections on their impact, leaving listeners anticipating future episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “Everyone's looking for something. You know.” [08:34]
• Jamie: “I really don't like it. I really don't like it.” [28:22]
• Rob: “What a shame.” [35:36]
• Jamie: “That's fine. I guess I would say seven.” [35:25]
• Rob: “I think we're done.” [35:45]
• Jamie: “Not today.” [38:58]

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Insights and Conclusions:

In this episode, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler adeptly balance humor with serious discussions, showcasing their unique dynamic as former TV siblings turned podcast hosts. From highlighting the dangers of unregulated plastic surgery to sharing personal anecdotes about relationships and childhood fears, they offer a blend of entertainment and genuine conversation. The episode’s standout moments include their candid talk about bad butt implants, which serves both as a comedic element and a cautionary tale, and their playful yet sincere discussions about personal relationships and parenting. Overall, "Bad Butt Implants" offers listeners an engaging mix of laughter, relatable stories, and insightful commentary, solidifying Jamie and Rob's place as a beloved podcast duo.

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Timestamp Highlights:

• 00:00 - 02:20: Casual discussion about car ownership in America.
• 02:32 - 08:34: Rob’s unpleasant experience at a breathwork class and Jamie’s reflections.
• 09:00 - 12:21: Detailed discussion on bad butt implants and related legal issues.
• 17:32 - 22:28: Insightful and humorous dialogue on relationships and personal intimacy.
• 28:22 - 35:47: Humorous exchange about parenting, discipline, and listener interactions.
• 35:48 - 39:23: Playful segment on measuring penis size and its comedic aftermath.

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This episode of Not Today, Pal exemplifies the hosts' ability to navigate a wide range of topics with humor and heart, making it a must-listen for fans and new listeners alike.

Transcript

[Jamie]

Not today, pal.

[Rob]

Me and my friend were having a very weird discussion about how many cars do you think are in America? We feel like, how many cars total in the country? But let's say on the, like, already to be on the road, so they can't. It doesn't count if it's like a.

[Jamie]

You know, cab is, like, parked or.

[Rob]

No, no, I mean, like, it doesn't count if it's like in a. It's like garbage. Weird place. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God. I don't know.

[Rob]

That's the number. Could be. I didn't look it up on purpose, but I'm. I would. I was guessing like 300 million.

[Jamie]

That's where my head went. But then I'm like, I think that's too little.

[Rob]

I think so, too, because people like Jay Leno have 150 cars, right? Seinfeld has like, 100 cars. Can you. Can you guys Google that and see if there's an actual answer? How many cars are in America? Oh, James. 284.5 million 300. Pretty close. But I would have went over and lost the game. You can't go over.

[Jamie]

That's impressive. My instinct was 200, 300, but then I was. I felt like it was going to be too low.

[Chad]

We got to think of the cities where a lot of people don't have cars. They just use public transportation.

[Jamie]

Right, Right.

[Rob]

And also when they say there's 350 million people, a lot, you know, up until 16 years old, none. None of them have cars. Cars. Because they're all young. Yeah, but then you got these YouTube kids now who all have like seven cars each. I mean, you're a two family, two car, family household, Right?

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob]

Do any of you. Anybody out there have two. Everybody's a one car.

[Chad]

One car.

[Rob]

I've got two cars. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. Okay. And what. How do you decide which one to drive?

[Chad]

Depends on which one's broken down.

[Rob]

Yeah, whatever. One's working or not. Oh, well, imagine you combine them both into one working car. I know. That's what I'm trying to do, but we'll see. It's not working. No.

[Jamie]

What does that mean? You have to sell them, right? Is that what that means?

[Rob]

Well, I don't really want to sell the one that I'm not driving right now because it's like a forerunner and I really like.

[Jamie]

You love it.

[Rob]

So I'm just going to keep it.

[Chad]

Until I make a of bunch.

[Rob]

Bunch of money and then I can fix it. I love it.

[Jamie]

Great.

[Rob]

In. In other news, I think I've hit 40. Everyone knows I'm 40 years old. Yes. Thank you. I. I think I'm done raising my hand, period.

[Jamie]

What?

[Rob]

I was at a thing the other day and it was my first time at this place. And they're like, if it's your first time here, raise your hand. And I was like, no, I get it. I was good. Like, I'm like, I don't want to raise my hand anymore for anything.

[Jamie]

Like, for what? Yeah, you know, I get that. I support this.

[Rob]

Thank you.

[Jamie]

I really do.

[Rob]

I need to make a shirt.

[Jamie]

I too, am over raising my hand.

[Rob]

Thank you.

[Jamie]

If I think back, if you're done raising your hand. Like dinner parties. Yeah. Past few dinner parties I've been to, I used to always love, like, let's ask questions. And I like, you know, let's ask everyone answer the same question. I used to be so into that. And not that I'm not. The mood has to be right, but now I'm finding myself at times being like, I'm want to participate.

[Rob]

Yeah. I'm okay with answering questions still.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

But I don't want to raising my.

[Jamie]

No meaning like a big, you know, just like volunteer to like, share your feelings. I'm not going to be raising my hand first anymore.

[Rob]

You want to smoke a doobie and hang out in the. Eat some chips?

[Jamie]

That would be more ideal in those types of moments.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. You're. You're. You're. We're reverse evolving. You're turning into who I was when I was 16. And I'm turning it to who you were when you were six.

[Jamie]

Exactly.

[Rob]

Yeah. Because I went to this thing that's like. It's supposed to be like a spiritual kind of one of these things. Like, it's. I don't want to say exactly what it is because it's very easy to figure out. I don't want to insult these people, but it's like a yoga. But it's not yoga. It's. It's a deeper and it's supposed to be more. And we talked about on here, like I did that breath work class. It was amazing. I felt so like this thing. I was like, this is terrible. Oh, like I was in. And. And when it's over again, you know, like the kind of raise your hand. Everyone was sitting around and they're like, does anybody want to share their feelings? And people are like, I astrally projected into this. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, what the fuck?

[Jamie]

That's what I'm talking about where I used to be. Like, I'll share.

[Rob]

Oh, my God. I was like, I can't believe these people. Like, people were, like, coughing the whole time. And there was, like, a bathroom in the room, so I could hear people, like, going to the bathroom and in there and this. And you're. And it was supposed to be, like, a quiet thing, and everyone's, like, coughing and moving. And in the beginning of the class.

[Jamie]

And they're saying they're, like, moving their energy and, like, purging and things, and.

[Rob]

They say, like, they were like, you know, people worry about, like, moving or, like, being jittery. This. They're like, we encourage you to be jittery if you want. If you have to, like, move and this. So the whole time, like, you're supposed to be laying there. It's like a meditation kind of thing. And it's a. Like, you hear people doing stuff. It was one of the worst, most horrible. And now there's too many people to fit even in the room. And I'm in the corner because I show up first because I was like, I need to scout this fucking place out. And I get, like, a spot in the corner in the back, and I'm like, I can't leave. So I'm sitting there for 15 minutes while people are like. I felt like I was in a cocoon. And I did. And I'm sitting there. I'm like. I felt like I was in a room with 30 people, and it was fucking hot and disgusting, and I didn't like it at all. And these people are sharing the thing. And then, of course, you catch a case of the sillies. You know, we're like. Someone said, so here's. Here's what happened, right? There's a woman in there, and this is not funny. She talked about how she had. You know, she. Outside, she was talking about how she had some kind of illness or whatever, like, with. Inside of her throat or chest or whatever. I don't want to be too specific, but it was like a cancer type of thing. And in the. At the end of the class, she kind of was in. Like, she was coughing the whole time. But at the end, she kind of had a fit where, like, she went to get up and leave. And the guy was like, that's great, what you're experiencing. That's your throat chakra opening up. And you're. And you're telling. You're ready to tell the world what you're there. And I'm like. And I know that's not the case. I know she's a sick woman. And, and, and. But other. The other people in here didn't hear her talking about that. So they're like, wow. Like, yeah. And I just fucking now. But maybe it is my face. No. Because she was like shaking her head no and like trying to control herself. And I'm now at this point, face down in the shirt, like, turning beet red, trying not to laugh while other people are like, I saw my dead grandma.

[Jamie]

Oh, no.

[Rob]

It was really rough. And then.

[Jamie]

Was there anyone you were making eye contact with that was laughing as well?

[Rob]

I was with one of my friends and she. We were with two people and our friend had the experience that I had, but the other friend did not. She was very into it. So she's kind of like throwing us dirty looks like, hey, you guys need to calm down. And we're both like, I'm digging my nail into my arm while someone's like, you know, they're like, I spoke to God. That's so rude.

[Jamie]

Like, I can't.

[Rob]

It was. But what happened was when you got in the room, it was, you know, it was a very hippie thing. So they're not like, oh, air conditioning. They had the air conditioning off. It was so hot in this room. And then when I started to laugh, Jamie, when I tell you I'm walking out of this room soaking wet and people are like, man, that was so fantastic. And I'm like, this was one of the worst experiences I've ever had.

[Jamie]

Oh, no.

[Rob]

So now I under, you know, I understand the, you know, because when I was 16, 17, anything I would hear of people doing like this, I'm like, these fucking weirdos and this. But like, I try and, you know now, and I'm like, oh, like a breathwork class. I'll try and get in there. And then. And I had the breath work class. I thought it was so good that I'm like, let me branch out like now, Robbie. Branch out. But I'm not a branch out guy.

[Jamie]

I say gamble on sports and meditate. Yeah, but that's your.

[Rob]

But I thought, I thought I could branch out.

[Jamie]

And proud of you for trying.

[Rob]

Thank you.

[Jamie]

Not for you.

[Rob]

Yeah, no.

[Jamie]

I was actually in Austin. There are a lot of that. There's a lot of that here.

[Rob]

And it just felt. Again, I don't want to get too into it because it's very easy to figure out where I was, but it felt like I, you know, my kind of radar was like, this feels real. Like you just, you Don't. You don't even want to be here. Like, the guy who was, like, running it Again, I don't want to get too specific, but I'm like. I'm sniffing out that. Like, he's talking about stuff. I'm like, I think this guy's acting. You know when you like.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And I'm like, this. But when I did that breathwork thing. No acting.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Rob]

Like, you know, she was like, oh, I had a rough day. Like, I'm gonna. Let's. Let's all try and get. And I'm like, oh, she seems like a real person.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rob]

Or this other thing. I was like, these are not real people.

[Jamie]

Wow. Well, they were buying it. Sounds like it.

[Rob]

Again, I don't want to get too specific. Well, everyone's looking for. You know, everyone's looking for something.

[Chad]

Rob, did I tell you about the yoga thing I went to? That kind of reminded me of you, because I thought you'd hate it.

[Rob]

No.

[Chad]

So I used to go to this yoga place, and. And I liked it a lot and went in there one day, and the. The instructor was different. And then we get going with it. Turns out it was her birthday, and she invited a bunch of friends and family to it. Throughout the whole thing, she's playing songs that. That are, like, pop songs that have lyrics and stuff while we're trying to do yoga. And then in the middle of it, she stops and has us do a dance break. And then at the end of it, she pulls out a guitar and starts playing Neil Young's Heart of Gold and, like, does, like, a mini concert for us.

[Jamie]

Did you think you were being pranked? A little bit.

[Chad]

I never went back, but I didn't.

[Rob]

Know how much we got to pay for the footage of your dance break.

[Chad]

I don't think they record inside the studio.

[Rob]

I would. The dance break would mean my key to leave. I would walk right out the fucking door.

[Chad]

So. Not feeling.

[Jamie]

What did you do? Did you just kind of, like, sidestep it?

[Chad]

Yeah. Move back and forth while everyone is, like, bouncing around and having a great time. I know.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Chad]

You would have loved it.

[Rob]

That's. That's.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

That sounds actually the worst. So I saw some bad butt implants recently.

[Jamie]

Hey. And it makes you just go, like, in person.

[Rob]

I forget if I was watching something or what. But then it made me go like, well, what else can I. Like, how bad are they? So we got a couple that I want to show you, and I want you to give your critiques.

[Jamie]

I don't think anybody would want to do that.

[Rob]

So this woman. This woman had bad butt implants, and then the implant moved and. Or popped. I forget.

[Jamie]

The one on the left is. It's popped.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

What the heck?

[Rob]

This is what's going on out here, Jamie. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's like, oh, plastic surgery. You should get this. It's like, you sure this is what you.

[Jamie]

Wow, that's. That's crazy.

[Rob]

That looks like a. I don't even. It reminds me of, like, Peppa Pig for some reason, but I. Yeah, it.

[Jamie]

Looks like a flat pig nose.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Jamie]

That's gross.

[Rob]

Could you imagine?

[Jamie]

No.

[Rob]

How do you even. I mean, I guess sitting might be actually kind of nice with that, right?

[Jamie]

I don't think so. I feel like that would be uncomfortable.

[Rob]

Yeah, you'd really have to. You'd have to pick one spot and.

[Jamie]

Really see, like, there's no moving around. No.

[Rob]

There's no adjusting in your seat.

[Jamie]

Whoa.

[Rob]

She. Yeah. Can we go to the next one? This poor woman looks like.

[Jamie]

She looks like she has. She's pregnant in her butt.

[Rob]

Maybe that's what she asked for. Maybe she went in and she's like, you know, I'm kind of. I'm kind of going for this pregnant in my butt look.

[Jamie]

And the doctor was like, I could.

[Rob]

Help you with that. What it looks like to me is like a. A Dr. Seuss character.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

For some reason, you know, like, she has the shape of a Dr. Seuss character.

[Jamie]

Like, there's a face at the bottom, too. There's two of her.

[Rob]

She eats out of. But here's. Here's what I don't understand is, like, when you go get a surgery like this, like, again, I know I'm way more paranoid and overthinker than. Than the most people, but do you think some people go in, like. Like, even a haircut? I'm like, I gotta make sure the reviews are these. Like, do you think some people just go in fully blind of, like, I want a butt implant and just, like, open the door, go in, don't ask any questions?

[Jamie]

Yeah. I mean, you hear people that, like, just find people that say they will give them deals and do it cheap, or they'll do it in their apartment or in their own apartment and people, like, die.

[Rob]

Could you imagine someone doing butt implants out of their apartment?

[Jamie]

Wasn't there a guy recently that was, like, arrested for doing illegal surgeries in his apartment? I think in New York, Plastic surgeon. I don't know. You know, like really? Oh, yeah, there's. I mean, people die during these types of surgeries a lot.

[Rob]

Well, when I looked up bad butt implants, a lot of them were like infected and it looks like they had two little bombs go off in their butt cheeks.

[Jamie]

Oh my God.

[Rob]

Yeah, it looks like. It looks like something from like Mario Brothers. Woman charged for performing illegal medical procedures. Man allegedly ran a legal plastic surgery clinic out of nyc.

[Jamie]

Yeah, a month ago.

[Rob]

Oh, come on. Felipe. Felipe arrested last Friday. Can you click on it at. He was arrested at JFK airport that.

[Felipe]

They saw women coming and going from this residential apartment even though the man who was renting it hadn't been living here very long. And now their worst fears are realized as police say a woman is on life support after she suffered a botched surgical procedure. These are pictures of what police say is an illegal unlicensed surgery center. A bogus doctor, they say, doing procedures and injecting Botox and fillers here on unsuspecting patients. The man allegedly running it was 30.

[Rob]

It would have been funny if he had like Chinese food containers in the.

[Felipe]

Fridge next to the JFK airport. And charged with felony assault and unlicensed practice of a profession. This after his 31 year old victim was injected with a likely lethal dose of lidocaine square that women are going.

[Jamie]

To that extent to. I guess just preserve.

[Rob]

Oh, blame the women, huh?

[Felipe]

She was removing a woman's butt implants and injected her with a numbing agent that sent her into cardiac arrest. Prosecutors say she's now intubated, has no brain activity.

[Rob]

Hold on. Can you stop this? Here's what's insane. You go and get butt implants that are bad. So you want them removed. You think you'd learn your lesson. I gotta go. Someone who's not in a fucking house in Queens. Holy shit, yo. People are so. Wow. People are so fucking insane. I mean, I can't. I won't even go into a restaurant if I don't look at 20 reviews, right? And people are like, ah, how do I get this stuff shoved into my butt like, like my butt inside, like, cut me open, yo. People are. I mean, holy cow.

[Jamie]

Some of this.

[Chad]

The regular doctors in New York are kind of sketchy too. I don't know.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah, well, there's so many of them. Yeah, yeah, you got fucking the best in the world and the absolute worst.

[Chad]

Yeah, I went to one of those once over.

[Rob]

For what?

[Chad]

I think I had strep throat maybe, but she. So there were just like stacks of papers all over and it was a real small office and they were like falling over. She was looking into my throat with her phone flashlight.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Rob]

That's a cool move. Yeah. Dr. Dr. Jamie, I feel like I would. I would trust you over people here in a while. Would you?

[Jamie]

In these glasses? You would?

[Rob]

Yeah. That's the thing. It's the glasses.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah. And yeah.

[Jamie]

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[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

You were talking about for Cutter. You were like, yeah, movie. And here's. Listen, I know a lot of the times you feel like I blame you and I say like, oh, you and you don't have sex with Cutter and. Or like, you know, you and Cutter don't have sex. Or, you know, when I say you never have. Second, you're like, I don't like that you say you don't. We never have sex. We do have sex. Blah, blah. I. You made me realize maybe it's Cutter to blame. You gotta put some blame on Cutter because here's. As an investigator, here's he. You just revealed to him what made you horny. You got. He's got to go back and watch that movie and take notes and go.

[Jamie]

No, I think it was just because it was a movie about sex.

[Rob]

But that's what I'm saying. So he's got to throw what he was doing.

[Jamie]

He. But he knew what he was doing. Putting it on.

[Rob]

What was the movie?

[Jamie]

Anora.

[Rob]

That's the one that.

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knew. He knew.

[Rob]

But that's what I'm saying. You got. You got to take these notes. You know what I mean? I feel like this is. According to him. He'd probably say the, you know, how many times a year do you actually get horny? According to Cutter? What do you think? What would the answer be?

[Jamie]

Yeah, I do.

[Rob]

Okay, See, I see. I sense the pushback.

[Jamie]

Listen, it's. It's. I'm learning more and more. I get horny the very normal amount of.

[Rob]

For sure.

[Jamie]

44 year old woman that has two children, young children, that's been with somebody for 15 years. Like, I'm not gonna feel bad about it. I think I get horny a great amount. Okay, that will now be a clip on that board. I know.

[Rob]

Yeah, I get horny a great amount. Yep. Put that on. There hasn't been an addition on here in a while, but Jamie just made me realize. Let's. Let's throw that on there. Okay. Yeah. All right. Do. Have you had other movies before where you go up. This is getting me.

[Jamie]

I honestly haven't watched a movie in a while.

[Rob]

See, that's what I'm saying. That's what I was trying to put the blame on Cutter. And then you got mad at that. There's just no blame. I can't throw any blame around.

[Jamie]

But I mean, yes, if I. I am not a porn person, however, if I just see people like having passionate sex or even a passionate kiss, like. Yeah. And I'm Laying in bed next to Cutter.

[Rob]

Yeah, but you also said you. You. So you see a passionate kid, it makes you horny. But you don't like to kiss.

[Jamie]

I don't like to make out all the time. I don't. It's just not. It's like to me, like it's just there's a time and place for it, but it's not every time.

[Rob]

Maybe Cutter should take you to like a swingers club, but a swingers club where like you're in a room with one way glass so only you could see what's going on in there. And that'll get you all horny.

[Jamie]

I mean, we don't have to go that. We don't have to leave the bed. We don't. I mean, we don't have to go that far.

[Rob]

Just throw on another movie.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rob]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Ye know, Paris and you know that club exists. I might walk in.

[Rob]

Oh, okay. We're walking into swingers clubs now. But you.

[Jamie]

But you only live once.

[Rob]

You need. You need the wall in between.

[Jamie]

I would like that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Some. For some reason, you know, when you're just like away from home, like overseas, it's like you're just like.

[Rob]

You're.

[Jamie]

You're like a different person.

[Rob]

100%.

[Jamie]

So that's why I feel like if I was in Europe, I'd probably be down.

[Rob]

Wow. Okay. Cutter. You're. You're here in this. Cutter. We're. We're. Yeah. Jamie's only dropping little hint. Jamie's horny in Europe. How do we have a memory lane?

[Jamie]

Is this Daredevil?

[Rob]

Very good, Jamie. Yeah, this is me.

[Jamie]

Wow, look at you, Rob. You look great. Wait, so when was. When did you shoot this? After what, season three, I would say.

[Rob]

I would say I was 16. Maybe 2001. Would that be right? 2002? Maybe I'm a little older. 2002, 2003.

[Chad]

2003. But be probably shot in 2002. Maybe.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Okay. By the way, only time in my life I wore a cut off sleeve.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Shirt. Unless I did it on Sopranos also. But that's. That's not my thing. But you know what's interesting? That somebody revealed to me recently with this. So I think another Daredevil movie just came out recently and Michael Gandolfini played that. That part.

[Jamie]

Stop it.

[Rob]

That's what I was told. I don't know. I don't know if it's true or not.

[Jamie]

Like he plays literally the same character.

[Rob]

That's what I was told. I'm sure he did a much better job than I did. Chad does that. Is that true?

[Chad]

He was in the show. I. Cougar says it's not the same character, but he's in it.

[Rob]

Okay.

[Jamie]

But. But plays like a unfavorable character, right? Ish. Yeah. Which I guess could be similar. They are. Both of Tony Soprano's sons have crossed path with.

[Rob]

Oh, we both have problems with Daredevil. Huh.

[Jamie]

I got a. My brother texted me how amazing Michael is in the show. Really Seen it. Yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah, He's. He's a really good actor. He's a very. All right. I have another. I have another idea for us. So do you remember when for Spotify, they were like, you need to make an ad for your show. And we sat here and we did like. So I was thinking the next one we could do for them is like, we do something like, hey, it's Jimmy Lynn. Like, you know, you. Because they're like, why should. Why should people listen to your podcast? And it's like, well, you should listen to our podcast because between the two of us, here's a list of our accomplishments. But then we do, like, you know, I starred in a hit show on Broadway. I had a hit album, but we just do all of your stuff, and then you're like, hey, that's. Hey, you're like, hey, that's all my stuff. And like, over a team, you know.

[Jamie]

I think that's all right. Okay. Okay.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

So although I do feel like, you know, now with bad thoughts and things like that. You've got some things like that. You've got things to be proud of.

[Rob]

That Just. Just one new thing. But what. So if we were going to do that, what do you think? A list of your accomplishment. So you appeared on Broadway. If you were going to do. If we're going to do top five, like, hey, you should listen to my podcast because I was a Broadway. Broadway actor.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Appeared on many TV shows.

[Rob]

I've appeared on many TV shows.

[Jamie]

Mother.

[Rob]

Well, no, it has. Okay. I have to have two beautiful children. It has to be like, here are combined accomplishments podcasts. Multiple. But again, this has to be something that it could sound like both of.

[Jamie]

Us, but then you realize, hey, multiple podcasts. Well, no, but that could be you too.

[Rob]

No, that can't be. I've had multiple podcasts. Yes, I've had other. Have had much podcast experience.

[Jamie]

But saying parent is. Will be clearly not you.

[Rob]

If you say like a mother, I. Then people.

[Jamie]

Then it's like, oh, that's just made an album, sang the national anthem at many sporting events.

[Rob]

Yes, we've sang. We've sang the national anthem at. We've sang the national anthem events. I'm proud of us for that. That's good for us. What else have we done?

[Jamie]

Celebrity game show contestant.

[Rob]

We are celebrity game show contestants.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Celebrity game show contestants.

[Rob]

Yeah. Well, I can't say that, but. But you can. Yeah, that. Yes, we've won celebrity game shows. And then. And then you just go, hey, that's all me.

[Jamie]

And I go, well, yeah, that's.

[Rob]

We're a team.

[Jamie]

Okay. I like it.

[Rob]

That's the next great. That's the next Spotify. Something I wanted to ask you is how did you acquire all the books in your home? Because we were recently at your house, and I was looking around, and I'm like. Because, you know, I know you read.

[Jamie]

Like, the coffee table books. Yeah, those are decorations. Those are. Those have been gifted over time because it's like, when you move. I've moved into many new homes over the years, and a lot of the time when somebody gets you a gift for your new home, they'll get, like. At least for me, I've had a lot of people get me coffee table books, so I would say 75% of them have been literally collected as gifts from people. And then I bought some, like, on a trip. Like, I bought one in. When we went to Paris. I bought one in Israel. I bought one in Spain.

[Rob]

Because some of them look like, like, you know, house the Decorator Digest Weekly, like, what you should put in your. Like a Chanel book.

[Jamie]

Yes. And the. And then some of them are, like, you know, decorative. Have I, like, looked through all of them? No.

[Rob]

Okay. Because that's the thing.

[Jamie]

Like, a.

[Rob]

As a guy, I've never had a book in my house that, like, I was like, I've never even looked through that.

[Jamie]

But that's.

[Rob]

That's a. That's a thing sophisticated decorators do.

[Jamie]

I guess I like it. I just know what I like.

[Rob]

You have books up on a shelf. But that's interesting because you don't feel like it's kind of like the imposter syndrome, like a fraud of. It's like, I got this book up there, and it's like, you've never even looked through it. That's kind of crazy.

[Jamie]

No, I mean, I'm sure I looked through it, but sat and read it. No, I much would rather read, like, a book book than, like, go through a coffee table book. If I have the time to sit down with a book in my hands.

[Rob]

If I was decorating, if I was about to buy a new home for the first time, and you were like, I'm gonna gift Rob a decorative book. What would you get me? Or is there one that you recommend to people being like, this is the best book to decorate your home?

[Jamie]

There's like, Vanity Fair 100 years, like Vanity Fair. And it's like, all their photo shoots, they've had over a hundred years.

[Rob]

Are we in that one?

[Jamie]

Yeah, I think we are just a little humble. I think that's, like, a super cool book to get. I don't know. There's, like, a lot of. There's. I would get one, like, pertaining to your interests. I might get one about poker.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

You know, I might get one, like. I don't know. What else do you like? Meditating.

[Rob]

Oh, meditating. That's good.

[Jamie]

You know. Yeah, Yeah, I would get it. You got, like, a little Michael Jordan at you.

[Rob]

No, no, I don't want. It's too. It's.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Maybe too much betting.

[Rob]

I. Not until I have anything. When I have a house. Yes.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

I cannot put more things in my apartment.

[Jamie]

I cannot wait to design your house.

[Rob]

I'm maxed out. Would you.

[Jamie]

100%.

[Rob]

Oh, you want to design my house?

[Jamie]

I would love to, but do you?

[Rob]

I remember because I remember your first house you had someone design, but now you're at the point where you design your own.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Well, I mean, I still get help with certain things, but I know what I like, and I'm happy to go pick it out.

[Rob]

I remember the first time I stepped into a house that you owned. I was like, oh, I love your house because you feel like you can, like, lay down anywhere. And you were like, the directions I gave the person who made my. Decorated my house. Yeah. Was. I wanted. I wanted to seem like you could put your feet up anywhere.

[Jamie]

Exactly. Yeah. And that's been my direction. Always.

[Rob]

Perfect.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah. It's so good. Yeah.

[Jamie]

But that's a home for.

[Rob]

Then that would be my same. Well, for fake books and to put your feet up.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Listen, I'm. It's all about balance.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Relax in front of my fake books.

[Rob]

What do you think? What do you think about people who bring their infants to sporting events?

[Jamie]

I don't get it. I don't get it. It upsets me. There's so many germs. It's so loud. It's so much energy. Go home.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

I don't like it. I really don't like it.

[Rob]

What? Do you believe the ages where you should start bringing kids? Three, I think, when they can communicate, to let you know, hey, I don't like this.

[Jamie]

Maybe a baseball game when they're like, two, because it's open air. I. Look, Beau grew up at a baseball field, so I should be talking hypocrite, but not. But I didn't have him as, like, an infant there.

[Rob]

Did you ever have the head. The big headphones on him?

[Jamie]

No. We would stay in. Well, when Cutter played, we had, like, a suite for the wives and the girlfriends, so we would stay inside and look out the glass. Yeah, but like a baby. Like, when we have the big headphones. No, I can't.

[Rob]

We just had NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs. And you see people in the crowd who have, like, holding a baby with the headphones on.

[Jamie]

I'm, like, craziest in the world to.

[Rob]

Me, and I'm not a parent, so, like, I don't. I very rarely step into, like, the. You know, what you should and shouldn't do with your children. But, like, that. I had to. I had to yell at your kid last weekend. I had to yell at Jack.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I didn't yell at him. No. You know, my foot down a little. Listen, I was like, hey, somebody told you something 10 times. You're not listening. So now I gotta step.

[Jamie]

I appreciate it.

[Rob]

I was like, I'll take you.

[Jamie]

And what do you do?

[Rob]

He's like, yeah, because he knows I'll follow through 100%. I don't care. Like, I take his shit and I throw it off the. I was gonna throw it off the balcony. I was gonna. He had a water gun. He was squirting it. And you. Everyone was like, stop, stop, stop. And then after, like, he wouldn't stop. I was like, hey, if you. If you do it one more time, I'm taking it. I'm throwing it off the balcony.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And that was it.

[Jamie]

And he did. He knew. He read. He read the vibe.

[Rob]

Yeah. You guys. You and Cutter, you're too nice. You're.

[Jamie]

You're good.

[Rob]

You're good humans. I gotta be like, me. You just put. You put. You put that. Put that. I was talking to my dad about how, like, you know, I was like, you. You somehow had a vibe that never made me ask you something twice. Wow. Ever, like.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

He'd be like, it's time to go to bed. I think, I don't want to go to bed. And it was just a look, and you're like, I'm going to bed. That was it. It Was. And all of my.

[Jamie]

Another thing you need to teach people. It's just another thing.

[Rob]

That was the vibe where you were like, okay, like, I don't want to see what happens next. But, like, he didn't even have to, you know?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

He would just be on the recliner with the Budweiser.

[Jamie]

Not even flinch.

[Rob]

Yeah. And he just look at you, and you go, okay, sorry. Like, oh, sorry. Not sorry for having a reaction. You know, I apologize. Do you remember the first movie you ever hated growing up? Like, I just remember kind of anything they showed me. You were like, okay, I'll just watch this.

[Jamie]

Yeah, the Exorcist. Because it scared me so bad. Oh, it's. It was so scary. I watched it with my brothers, and I was so upset.

[Rob]

You remember how old you were?

[Jamie]

7, 8.

[Rob]

And were they scared too? Or were they like, we're gonna scare Jamie?

[Jamie]

Oh, they. The. When I told them, like, a certain face that she made made me nervous. Like, anytime I would look at them, they'd be, like, making the face. Oh, yeah. They with me.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

They were so mean. I was so upset. I had nightmares for weeks about it. So I guess that was the first movie I hated because it scared me.

[Rob]

Did they show it to you, or were your parents there too?

[Jamie]

They were watching it, and I just wanted to be with them. Oh, yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

So I was like, I can handle it.

[Rob]

I remember I must have been. I don't know how old I was. I think I looked it up, actually. Yeah, I was. I think it was, like, around 9 or 10. And there was a movie called north with Elijah Wood.

[Jamie]

Mm.

[Rob]

And, you know, it's this movie, and as a kid, you really like it. It's like, all this, like, funny stuff. And then at the end, it turns out he was dreaming the whole time. Spoiler alert. Turns out he was dreaming the whole time. And I was so fucking mad. I was mad at my whoever. I think my aunt brought me to the movies, and I was like, are you kidding me? I was like, that whole thing didn't happen. Not understanding. Yeah. Not understanding that, like, none of these movies actually happened. It doesn't matter that he was dreaming at the end.

[Jamie]

That's such an innocent little reaction.

[Rob]

And I was so mad. I was like, that was a waste of time. I don't want to. I was really angry. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

You follow?

[Jamie]

Well, you're. You're. You're, like, concept of reality at that moment got shattered.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

And you thought movies were real.

[Rob]

Right? And in the beginning. That's right. That's that was a shift in my life. Yeah. Next week, I started smoking.

[Jamie]

Seismic shift. Yeah.

[Rob]

Because he's. He goes into a store and he's talking about stuff, and he. And he's like, I think. I don't remember exactly, but it's something along the lines of, like, I wish I had a different family or whatever. And then he lays in, like, a recliner, and then you see all this crazy stuff. He's like a rich kid in Texas, and all this, like, nutty stuff goes on, and at the end, he, like, wakes up, and I think he still has the same family or whatever, but he's just, like. Leaves the mall. And I was like, this piece of.

[Jamie]

That actually is a shitty ending, though.

[Rob]

I was so. I remember being, like, mad. Like, I remember, like, for weeks. I was like, I don't want to watch a movie.

[Jamie]

That's how people feel about the ending of Sopranos.

[Rob]

Yeah, that's. That's right. Yeah. Full circle.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Wow. Now I totally understand. You know, I used to kind of blow people off when they said they didn't like the ending of Sopranos.

[Jamie]

Get it?

[Rob]

Now I get it.

[Jamie]

All that time they invested, too.

[Rob]

Wow. Yeah. I'm gonna be full.

[Jamie]

But show up to the support groups, honor their. Their struggle.

[Rob]

But also, most of the guys who didn't like the ending were 50. So, like, if your reality is being. You know what I mean? Like, you got to kind of know by 50, we're watching.

[Jamie]

It's not the same. It's not the same, like, thing that happened to you with not liking the ending, but your feeling about not liking an ending is the same.

[Rob]

I can. I want to apologize to anyone who ever didn't like the ending.

[Jamie]

Ending. Wow.

[Rob]

Yeah. Because I, I. I didn't like north, and that's the same. Okay. It's. It's been a while that we've had this here. We have an email. Wait, I'll let you choose. You want to do email or we have voicemail. You feel like reading or you want to listen?

[Jamie]

I want to listen.

[Rob]

Yeah, I thought. I thought so. All right, we got a.

[Jamie]

Only because I don't have my reading glasses. I have my seeing glasses, not my reading glasses.

[Rob]

Hey, I'm just curious. What's, like, a good dick size?

[Jamie]

Like, I'll let you soft or hard?

[Rob]

I don't think anyone cares about soft.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Rob]

Does any. Is anyone, like, what's a good soft dick?

[Jamie]

I don't know. I've never, like, measured. I don't know.

[Rob]

Well. Well, here. Well, we'll Do a thing where maybe. Do you have a. Do you have a measuring tape? Because what we could do is get your. What we'll do is we'll get. We'll get Jamie's answer, but then we'll get it. We'll show you the measuring tape. So without seeing a measuring tape.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

If you just had to throw a number out there, you say, hey, what's a good size?

[Jamie]

Six inches.

[Rob]

Okay. And now we're going to get the. The tape.

[Chad]

He's on it.

[Rob]

By the way. I think you just made more fans by not saying something like eight or nine. You know what I mean? I think guys would have been like.

[Jamie]

Thinking that six is good size.

[Rob]

We're about to show you here. Here we go. Show her six. Go ahead. I don't have six. Hold on. You know what? Wait, why isn't this working? I'll let you do it because I don't want to be. And I don't want to be in the clip holding it and showing you. I think it's weird. So go ahead. I'll let you know.

[Jamie]

That's too small.

[Rob]

That you just lost. You just lost every guy in America. Just this, guys.

[Jamie]

That's fine. I guess I would say seven.

[Rob]

What a shame.

[Jamie]

If I. If you're really asking me specifically for number six is fine, but I'd prefer seven.

[Rob]

This is episode 99. I thought it was a guarantee we make it to 100, but.

[Jamie]

Oh, wow, I've lost everyone.

[Rob]

I think we're done. Oh, wait, hold on. Wait. I got something for you. Oh, come on. Find it. Be a. Oh, man. I'm going to guess you lost about 10,000 followers on Instagram today. Unless you don't want us. Unless you don't want us to make this a clip because you're gonna lose all.

[Jamie]

I mean, I kind of don't want it to be a clip because my son told me today that his friends and his baseball team look up the clip, so maybe not.

[Rob]

Okay. Yeah. Cuz none of them are packing seven, I don't think yet.

[Jamie]

Not yet.

[Rob]

Yeah. So you would let down a whole fucking team. A whole league. Okay, so yeah, that won't be a clip. We'll just have that. We'll just have that at the end of the pod.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

Very few people probably make it this far, so don't worry.

[Jamie]

That's right. That's. That makes me feel better.

[Rob]

Yeah. So. So what did your son say?

[Jamie]

He was just like, oh, my mom. My friends tell me that they look up your. Because he. Today he said where are you going? I said, I'm going to do my podcast with Rob. He said, oh, my friends told me that they look up the videos of you doing that with Rob. And I was like, do they watch it? And he's like, yeah. They said, you guys are very funny and sometimes inappropriate. And I said, that sounds like they watch the pod. Yeah, I hope.

[Rob]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm with it.

[Jamie]

I hope they think we're funny, but I think.

[Rob]

I think most adults would go the other way. I say sometimes funny. Always.

[Jamie]

Always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's from an 11 year old perspective.

[Rob]

Right. Well, there was also. Your son said that some of his friends for the first time are starting to reveal they have a crush on. On you. Yeah, on his mom.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And I told him that's gonna happen.

[Jamie]

Yeah, well, he told you that.

[Rob]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Yeah, they're. They're starting to reveal that. Then that's what. They're watching this.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And then Cutter played Stacy's mom because he was like, this is a thing that happens. Listen, there's a song about it.

[Rob]

Totally. Wow. Yeah, that. Who. Who wrote Stacy's mom. Good on them for. For getting kids through Fountains of Wayne. Fountains of Wayne. Look at Chad for not looking at us. Student body press shout out.

[Chad]

I think they also wrote the theme song to that thing you do, Fountains of Wayne.

[Rob]

Oh, well, then I totally should have known. I don't know. That thing.

[Jamie]

You do remember the movie with Tom Hanks?

[Rob]

No.

[Jamie]

That's what you're talking about, right?

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

Whenever that was, I was probably still cool when that came out, you know? Yeah.

[Jamie]

What year was that smoking weed on a bench?

[Rob]

Yeah, that looks familiar.

[Chad]

96.

[Rob]

96. Oh, hell no. Yeah, I was doing exactly through Jamie, by the way. We talk about what. What should your book be called? My book should be called Smoking Weed on a Bench.

[Jamie]

Great. Great title.

[Rob]

From the time I was 12 until I was. Yeah, you found me most of the time. Smoking weed on a bench.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

Hanging out. Which, by the way, just give me some.

[Jamie]

Look at us.

[Rob]

We're on a bench. We're on a bench. Or give me some weed. And I've never left. All right, we will see you all next week. Hey.

[Jamie]

Not today.

[Felipe]

Not today.