Can AI Satisfy My Girlfriend? | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler

Episode: Can AI Satisfy My Girlfriend? | October 23, 2025
Production: YMH Studios

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Overview

In this episode of Not Today, Pal, former Sopranos co-stars and off-screen best friends Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler navigate a week of real-life mishaps, emotional lows, and the comic dynamics of their friendship. They swap stories of physical injury (Jamie-Lynn’s busted lip), abysmal sports betting luck (Rob’s Sunday scaries), and delve into questions about intimacy and relationships—eventually putting AI-generated sex advice to the test, with their signature blend of candidness and humor. The pair also reminisce about messy habits and discuss annoyances from living with others, balancing poignant moments with light-hearted banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Updates: A Rough Week for Both

• Jamie’s Injury (00:41–04:19)

  • Jamie-Lynn recounts falling in the shower, splitting her lip, and needing stitches (“I slipped and fell on my face and split my lip open… Shout out Dr. Christina Collins from Austin Skin… She came over to my house at 9 o’clock at night and stitched me up on my couch”).
  • Humorous and awkward social interactions ensued due to her swollen lip.
  • She reflects on humility and gratitude (“I was definitely bummed… but thank you, Lord, it’s healed nicely. My teeth are okay. It was a humbling moment.”)

• Rob’s Betting Woes (07:39–12:05)

  • Rob details an emotionally “painful” Sunday, when he and Jamie’s husband, Cutter, lost every football bet in the last seconds (“We lost every bet in the last 30 seconds of the game... It was awful... I think I might be one of those guys who goes, ‘Yeah, I used to watch football.’” [09:07])
  • The loss led to existential questioning about why he even enjoys football Sundays.
  • Cutter and Rob joke about switching to bodybuilding instead (“We’re weightlifters now, Bo.” [10:25])

2. Friendship & Family Dynamics

• Closeness & Support (14:42–16:06)

  • Rob expresses how Jamie’s accident affected him as if she were family: “You only feel this way about family or like 10 friends, you know… It’s like a knife in you… You just want them to be okay.” [15:00]
  • Jamie reveals Cutter’s first instinct was to text Rob, highlighting the tight-knit friendship.

• Kids Say the Funniest Things (19:11–20:17)

  • Rob recounts a heartwarming and funny “mini-Cutter” moment with Jamie’s son Beau after a brutal football loss: “Can’t get excited.” [19:23]
  • Jamie shares a bedtime story of her younger son Jack’s odd, end-of-day questions: “When you were a kid, did they have doors? Did you have fans?” [19:47]

3. Gender Norms & Body Hair Debate (04:22–06:29)

• Jamie and Rob openly discuss body hair preferences, gender norms, and the offense some take around such topics:
  • Jamie: “I stand by this with grave sites: women should not have hairy armpits… that’s where I draw the line.” [04:54]
  • Rob: “If I was dating a woman who said, ‘I need you to shave your face every day,’ I'd be like, you can go fudge yourself…” [05:56]
  • They debate the tedium of personal grooming and double standards, landing in playful disagreement.

4. Testing AI Sex Advice (21:52–31:13)

• "Can AI Satisfy My Girlfriend?" Segment
  • Rob & Jamie use ChatGPT and Grok to ask, “How can I give my girlfriend an orgasm?”
  • ChatGPT flags the request; Grok gives generic advice, which they critique line-by-line.
• Major Takeaways:
  • Both agree AI advice is too vague and “mid-sex check-ins” are a romantic buzzkill.
  • Jamie: “I don’t find it a turn-on when he’s like, ‘May I serve you? May I please you?’ That’s the moment that I… oh, no, no likey.” [30:25]
  • Rob reflects: “Women don’t all like the same. You gotta feel… But here’s what I can tell you… Women love to be told like, ‘Alright, I’ll pick you up at 7, we’ll go get sushi.’” [27:57]

5. Annoying Living Habits (33:22–38:51)

• Listeners’ submissions about annoying roommate or partner habits spur hilarious reflection.
  • Examples: loud yawning, nail-biting, soft talking only with one's partner.
  • Jamie: “I already just got chills down my spine… God, soft talking… speak up!” [35:49]
  • Rob: Reminisces about his dad’s unique annoyances; concludes such pet peeves are less about the act, more about long-term irritation (“He would get so mad… I act like they’ve been doing it the whole 40 years that I’m annoyed…” [38:51])

6. Self-Reflection: Young Adult Habits (39:31–41:43)

• Jamie reflects on her “clean but not clean” early adult years.
• Rob admits to being a “hoarder” when he first moved out, now a minimalist: “I would murder 18-year-old me. Everything was everywhere. There was zero clean.” [41:13]

7. Sopranos Nostalgia & Memory Lane (41:54–43:43)

• The episode closes with a trip down memory lane, reacting to an old photo from The Sopranos set, their youthful looks, and fashion choices.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Jamie on Body Hair (04:54)

“I stand by this with grave sites: women should not have hairy armpits.”

Rob on Post-Betting Despair (09:18)

“The only way I can explain how I felt is to compare it to 9/11... on 9/11 I remember walking around New York City and just feeling empty, feeling so lost and empty... It all felt the same.”

On Friendship (15:00)

Rob: “It’s like you feel… Remember when that thing happened with Cassim, and I was like, it’s like there’s a knife in you… You just want them to be okay.”

On AI Sex Advice (30:25)

Jamie: “I don’t find it a turn-on when he’s like, ‘May I serve you? May I please you?’ That’s the moment that I… oh, no, no likey.”

On Gender Dynamics & Dating (27:52)

Rob: “Women love to be told like, ‘Alright, I’ll pick you up at 7, we’ll go get sushi.’ I think this is 100% of the time.”

On Annoying Habits (35:49)

Jamie (on soft talkers): “I already just got chills down my spine… God, soft talking… speak up!”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:41] Jamie’s Lip Story & Personal Update
• [07:39] Rob’s Football Gambling Catastrophe
• [14:42] Friendship, Family, and Emotional Support
• [19:11] Mini-Cutter Moment & Kids’ Questions
• [21:52] The AI Orgasm Experiment
• [27:52] Rob’s Definitive Dating Advice
• [33:22] Annoying Living Habits – Listener Stories
• [39:31] Reflecting on Young Adult Habits
• [41:54] Sopranos Memory Lane

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Tone & Takeaway

Not Today, Pal thrives on the sharp contrast and chemistry between Jamie-Lynn’s warmth and Rob’s sardonic honesty. In this episode, they don’t shy from vulnerability or exploring differences—from relationship hangups to sexual mores—yet always return to laughter, mutual respect, and the enduring strength of their friendship. Their unfiltered dialogue keeps the conversation rich, relatable, and consistently funny.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

I'm worried about you.

[C]

It's. It's not the same energy we're normally coming in here with.

[B]

Yeah, you've changed.

[C]

But, I mean, both of us have had a rough week.

[B]

Yeah. Who should we start with?

[C]

I think you should go for. I know sometimes you think it's.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's boring if we're not doing, you know, yuck yucks on here. But. But you.

[B]

You gotta have real life stuff.

[C]

You gotta have.

[B]

Yeah, real life.

[C]

You gotta have a real life moment with the, with the pod people and let them know about your. Your tough week.

[B]

Listen, our. Our followers are small but mighty. I know you love us, so I don't know if you can see a little injury on my lippy here. I slipped and fell onto my face and split my lip open and got stitches in it. You know, it hurt more getting the stitches out this morning than it did getting them in, though, because I, you know, it was weird because I hit so hard and, you know, I don't know if it was the shock, but I was telling the girls earlier I felt no pain, so. So I got up and I'm like, oh, oh. And then I'm just like pouring.

[C]

Because you're in the shower. Yeah, and a lot of more.

[B]

So I was like, trying to see if I could, like, get it to stop. And when I wouldn't stop, I'm like, okay, I gotta go look in the mirror. I did not want to look in the mirror. Ended up calling wonderful friend of ours, shout out Dr. Christina Collins from Austin Skin here in Austin. You're a lifesaver. She came over to my house at 9 o' clock at night and stitched me up on my couch. Because she told me if she didn't, every time I smiled once it healed, I would have had a bulge of skin that came out. Can you imagine? That would have been gnarly.

[C]

But Cutter said even when it happened, he still thought you were hot. Even when you were bleeding from your lip. Yeah.

[B]

He was like, oh, you look like. You look tough. You look like a. You look like a fighter. But I did. I had one Half of my lip was very swollen. I went to this, like, birthday luncheon yesterday or two days ago, and it was, like, peak swollen. And, you know, I have, like, a little fit thing on it over my stitches. So I figure people would know I'm hurting. Women are just kind of, like, looking at me and like, finally one woman's like, girl, what happened? I'm like, thank you for just asking me and not being so awkward. But other women were like, oh, I thought you're just like, your lip filler went wrong. I was like, no. But then I was wondering if I kind of liked it, so if I was gonna, like, hit the other side, you know?

[C]

This is what happens now.

[B]

I know. I'm realizing, ladies. No, but it's. Thank. Thank you, Lord. It's healed nicely. My teeth are okay. It was a humbling moment. I was definitely bummed. Do you know you were the first person Cutter texted, like, 20 minutes after it's happening? And we're trying to figure out what to do. Cutter's like, I just told Rob. It's very sweet. Yeah, very sweet.

[C]

Well, I said, I'll be right there if you need me. So I'll come watch the kids if you gotta go to the hospital or anything. Well, first of all, let's start with the good. You're very fucking lucky to have your teeth.

[B]

So lucky.

[C]

When you look at the photo. We'll put the photo in. I. I was like, I don't know how you didn't fucking knock your teeth.

[B]

Me neither.

[C]

So what did you hit your face on the floor? Whoa.

[B]

I was sitting on a bench, and I slipped off the bench, and I could not get my. Look, there's a lot. I've been beating myself up because I've had Ms. For 25 years. I have fallen a ton of times, and I've never gotten hurt. And, like, this was the first time. So it, like, started to send me a bit into a spiral, as you can imagine. But a lot of people are reminding me this is, like, something that can happen. It was a. It was a booby trap of things. Slipperiness. I'm just. The moral of the story is I should just stop shaving my legs.

[C]

Oh, that's what you were doing?

[B]

I was doing.

[C]

Oh, Cutter doesn't.

[B]

I had the razor in my hand, which is why I couldn't put, like. I couldn't get it down fast enough, and so I might went like that.

[C]

He said he likes that. You look tough. You know what's tough? Hairy legs.

[B]

Well, I tried that in Covid. He wasn't loving it.

[C]

No, I. I gotta say, I hate. You know, it's funny. It's like, we've talked about this before, but how.

[B]

Like, hairy armpits.

[C]

There's. There's women who get offended when guys don't like hairy armpits or hairy legs. And it's like, I don't.

[B]

I'm so confused about that. Sorry. I stand by this with grave sites. Women should not have hairy armpits.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Like, a full bush under a woman's arm just looks wrong. I'm. Yeah, I'm gonna get attacked for this. But I just.

[C]

We will get attacked.

[B]

I'm. I feel like I'm a really. You know. You do you. But that one. No, that's where I draw the line.

[C]

Here's why I don't understand why women get so offended about it is because, like, if. If I was dating a woman and she said to me, hey, I think it's hot if you don't shave your beard, I'll go, okay, cool. Like, I don't go like, but I have the right to shave my beard. Like, it's like, what are you talking? Like, just, like. I don't know what the, like, offense.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Comes in where it's like, just. Just. This is what someone you're dating likes.

[B]

Just.

[C]

Yeah, what's a big deal? Like, I don't know why it's such a personal. Like, if a woman says to me, hey, can you trim your armpit hair? I'd be like, yeah, it's probably long and gross. Like, I. I don't know what. Why the offense?

[B]

We'll have to talk to somebody who has hairy armpits.

[C]

Here's where I could say, maybe the offense, deep down comes from. It's annoying to shave all the time. So, like, if I was a laser.

[B]

This is what we were just talking about.

[C]

Yeah. See, if. Because if I was. If I. You know what? Now I might be back on the women's side with the hairy armpits. Because if I was dating a woman who said, I need you to shave your face every day, I'd be like, you can go fudge yourself, because I will never. I mean, I shave my face. Like, I. I can't tell you how often I'm sitting across from somebody and they go, oh, you have the beard coming in. I go, I do. I have no. I shave my face, and then I wait until I'm, like, uncomfortable one day, and I'm like, I gotta shave again. Or if I look in the mirror, I'm like, oh, this looks terrible. I go, I have to shave again. But I never.

[B]

Have you ever has your. Can your beard get long?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, I've had. You want to see?

[B]

Yeah, I could.

[C]

I could throw a photo in there.

[B]

Yeah, let's get a Robbie photo thrown up.

[C]

Yeah, we can get a Robbie photo. Oh, my God.

[B]

You got it.

[C]

I think you're gonna be so.

[B]

Oh, when.

[C]

When the. Was that? Who are you? I think he saw me around that time. That was when I was.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

Yeah. Who's that? That's Robbie Longbeards. You know what it is? That's right when I got off of the full photo. That's right when I got off of Percocets.

[B]

You look like you're dealing with something.

[C]

Yeah, I was dealing with something. Yeah. Opiate withdrawals.

[B]

Just that.

[C]

Not fun.

[B]

That's a look, Rob. I don't mind it.

[C]

All right?

[B]

Yeah, but see, it's a whole different vibe.

[C]

It's not good.

[B]

It's a whole different vibe.

[C]

Yeah, It's. You know, but here's the real problem with it. It does.

[B]

It gets itchy the longer your beard grows.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's a. It's a problem with.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But.

[B]

Well, that was my life update. Let's talk about yours.

[C]

I forgot. We go to me next. I'm. It's painful.

[B]

Do you want me to set it up for you? How do you. What? How do you want to be?

[C]

You do it painful for me.

[B]

You know, Sunday is, you know, the holy day of football at the Diker house. Rob comes every Sunday, and the boys go upstairs and they do their thing. And normally it's, like, jovial. It's happy. We're going. You know, it's up and down. It's a ride. It's fun.

[C]

Can I. Can I add in? I think I know where I messed up. I walked in the house, and for the first time ever, I didn't say hello. I didn't say hello to you.

[B]

But you know what's interesting?

[C]

I went right upstairs to the. To the game, because it was. It was on.

[B]

I even called out to you. Even Cutter said, rob's coming in hot. He's coming right upstairs when he comes in, so you can blame him. He probably told you to.

[C]

Yeah. Sorry. Go ahead. Keep going.

[B]

So I go upstairs, and it's, like, eerily quiet as I'm getting up there, and when I turn the corner and look at the two of them sitting on their chairs, they're like, look like somebody just died.

[C]

I was on the Floor.

[B]

They were literally. Yeah, you were sitting on the floor.

[C]

First time.

[B]

They were like. And now I'll hand it to you, because I don't know the details.

[C]

It was just. Look, I don't want to get into the minutiae of the games because it's still very painful. I lost. We lost every bet in the last 30 seconds of the game. And it was a thing where. Yeah. Of a bunch of different games, and we were, like, locked into, like, it was like, oh, we won. Like, what are we gonna do later now? And then it was just like, bing, bing, bing. And like, these things happen where it was awful. I, I, we. So what me and Cutter were saying is a lot of times when I'm. When you talk to somebody and you bring up football and somebody will go, oh, you watch football? And they go, yeah, I used to watch football. And it was the first time where I went, I think I might be that. I think I might be one of those guys. I think I might be one of those guys who goes, yeah, I used, I used to do that. Like, kind of looks down on you a little, like. Yeah, I used to bet on sports. Yeah, I used to do heroin, you know, like one of those. Not. Listen, I'm not comparing sports betting. I'm just saying the feeling.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[C]

Was so bad. And I was like, wait, hold on. I get excited all week for this, and now it's Sunday, and I'm at Jamie's house, and I'm not happy. Yeah, I was very unhappy.

[B]

Cutter's not done with betting, is he?

[C]

Listen, I don't.

[B]

He will never be. That's like.

[C]

And listen, I'm not done with betting. It's just a football. The football, the, the, the pain.

[B]

But does this mean I don't get you on Sunday?

[C]

No, it's the opposite. I said to Cutter, I said, listen, next Sunday, why don't I come over, we go in the pool, we hang out, we have a real day.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They said. They said when we were having dinner, Rob and Cutter said they're bodybuilders now, and they're going to work out every Sunday instead.

[C]

Well, because I. Cutter, I'm like, why don't we do something productive instead? He's like. He's like, we could start fucking working out on Sundays. And I go, yeah. So then we go downstairs, and your son is like, how the bets going, guys? And Cutter looked, and he goes, we're weightlifters now, Bo. And that's where that came from. I, I mean, I never. Here's the problem. Right. There's been a few times and listen again, this is horrible. People might. The only way I can explain how I felt is to Compare it to 9 11. And what I mean by that is on, on 911 I remember walking around New York City and just feeling empty, feeling so lost and empty. And no matter what anybody said it all felt the same. Like you were just like, you're like reality detached and you're just, you're like what just happened? Like you can't believe what just happened.

[B]

What you guys looked like.

[C]

Yeah. Post 911 and, and like you were like. And you know me, like eating is everything to me. I love food so much. And you were like, you are. What are we going to order for dinner? I was like, I don't care.

[B]

It was shocking.

[C]

I was like, I don't, I just don't. Like I was like, I'm. And again, it's not a lot of money. I don't even gamble with a lot of money. It's just how it was supposed to go. And I listened to a podcast later with, you know, they're very like math based guys and they were like what happened in those games? And one of the games was 300 to 1 to happen. So yeah, if that, if that we're hanging out upstairs. 299 times. Which I don't even think I'm going to have 299 Sundays of football in my whole life. Right. Or would you? Yeah, that's like 20 years of football. Yeah. So in 20 years of football that's going to happen one time. And that was the day and it happened to be the game I had the most money on.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[B]

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[B]

Okay, let's, let's.

[C]

I think we're good to move on. Well here, let's bring it back to our friendship and me and you, I just want to say, you know, like, obviously we know we're very close and, and you're like family to me, but it's really reminded that you're like family me when you get that text of like, Jamie fell in the shower because I felt like pain.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Like, it was so like you're like. And, and you're like, you only feel this way with family or like, you know, 10 friends, you know, like very select people where you're like, it's just like, it's like you like, it's like, you feel. Remember, like, when that thing happened with Cassim, and I was like, it's like there's a knife in you. Like, you feel it, and you're like, what? How do I. What can I do? And, like, you're, like, helpless, you know? Like, what could I do to help Yami? Like, I just want. I'm like, are you okay? I want you to be okay.

[B]

You're making me cry.

[C]

No. And then Cutter, too, because I know Cutter's a nut job. You know, I know Cutter's a head case.

[B]

No help in an emergency situation. Let me just say, I just want.

[C]

Cutter to feel okay.

[B]

This is what Rob. Did he text. I mean, this is what Cutter did. He texted Rob.

[C]

That was his first reaction. Yeah, I'm on my couch crying about gambling.

[B]

He was pacing. I was sitting at our kitchen counter. And by the way, then I had all this food I was about to cook that was like. Like, beef defrosting or whatever. And Cutter's like, it. I'll cook it. And he was so mad that he was cooking it, but then, like would look at me and be like. And I'm like, just you useless. But thankfully, my friend Kelsey, my dear friend Kelsey, who's my neighbor, came over and took the reins.

[C]

Yeah, it was. I. You know, we talk about, like, all the food and everything. I remember the last time. I think the last time. Yeah, the last. The only time maybe in the last 10 years I had to go to the hospital is when I cut my finger cooking sweet potatoes. Remember that? And I was. I cut. So I basically cut, like, 80 of the tip of my finger off, and it was just, like, hanging off. So I had to. I had to, like, put it back and then wrap, like, stuff around it. And I get in an Uber and I go to the hospital, and it was during COVID So I'm waiting for, like, hours at the hospital. Everyone's in masks, coughing, and I'm just like. I'm just like, blood all over the place. I'm like, this is so whack. And the. But the whole point of the thing is then afterwards, cast and picked me up. We did a podcast. We did the whole podcast, everything. And, like, I just wasn't thinking about it. I walked back into my apartment, and there was just blood and sweet potatoes everywhere because I was just in the middle of cooking, and I was like. I was like, this sucks. I'm like, now after all this, I have to clean up, you know? And I'm, like, sitting there cleaning up blood. I'm like, that's actually.

[B]

That's sad and pathetic. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. And I have the big, stupid thing over my finger, and it's like. It's such a. Like, you know, weak injury. Like. Yeah, just like, this is. And I'm clicking with one hand. Ah. Just a mess. Get your shit together, Robbie.

[B]

Yeah, well, you know, speaking of, this might be a good little time to throw to one of the Instagrams I sent.

[C]

I'm so excited. Jamie's gonna start sending Instagrams into the pot. I'm very excited about this.

[B]

I'm gonna contribute now.

[C]

See, Zolo's gone for one week, and you feel like it's a girl.

[B]

Knock some sense into me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. I have my truck. My. This is my team.

[C]

Yeah, that's true. You're telling. We haven't even talked about the game show.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Well, is. Was this all, like. Did you really fall, or was this all a bit so we wouldn't talk about my victory?

[B]

I'll do anything. I'll do anything for a victory.

[C]

What do we want?

[B]

I think this is my new anthem. What do you think?

[C]

Ever since you fell.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

This is your new vibe.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

This.

[B]

This. I'm just gonna dance now.

[C]

I like it.

[B]

The whole world's going to hell.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

This.

[C]

You came out of the shower bleeding, dancing. Cutter's like, are you okay? Like, I've never been better. Oh, man. Just to recap all this, one of my favorite moments at your house of all time. Because it's really, like. It's really heartwarming when you get to see your friends, children, like, being them, like, little versions of them. And I've never seen a more Cutter moment from Beau in my life. So. You know, Bo's at that age where, like. Like, he just. Sometimes he says things just to say stuff, you know? And we're sitting watching football, and, like, nothing even happened. And he's like, yeah, you know?

[B]

Yeah, he's.

[C]

Come on, boys. And, like, gives me a cutter. A high five. And we're both just, like, not feeling it. And, like, just because we're sad.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And. And Cutter was kind of like, hey, let's. Let's pump the brakes, Bo. Let's calm down. He goes. Can't get excited. It was the most cutter.

[B]

That is such a cutter thing.

[C]

The most cutter thing I had ever heard. And I was just like. That made me laugh so hard. And Bo didn't even know why I was laughing, because he didn't realize what he said. Yeah, but he didn't even say a full sentence. He's like, can't get excited. That's the most. Like that is cutter in a nutshell. Just like three word.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Not full sentence.

[B]

Well, they cut to my other kid. I'm putting Jack to bed last night. And he was like, I love when right before he falls asleep because then he has like these weird ass questions. Like right before he's about to go offline, he'll like pull one out. And he was like, mom. Like, yeah. He's like, when you were a kid, did they have doors? I was like, yeah, buddy, we had doors. Did you have fans? Said, yep, we had fans. And then he was out. Oh, that's what he went out with.

[C]

Did you ever go to people in your family's house and they didn't have doors? They had like sheets hanging up with nails in them.

[B]

Yeah, one of my boyfriends.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I had many family members where that was their vibe. It was just like a sheet that.

[B]

Like the thing that would be in the doorway that had like the two plastic knobs at the end. With a sheet.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Or they would just take nails and like over the doorway. Yeah. And you would just move the sheet. And then like if you would move the sheet or whatever, like in the wrong way, they would yell at you because it was like you're letting hot air or like whatever the fuck the sheet. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I remember one time moving one of those sheets and walking in on two family members having sex. Yeah. It was scar. Scarring.

[B]

Two family members.

[C]

Well, through marriage.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. One, three. Yeah. No, it wasn't that long ago. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Obviously I can't say who it was, but it was someone and someone else. And then the next day, the woman in the situation who is not related to me was like, like sat down with me and was like, so you saw us wrestling last night, huh? And I was like, no.

[B]

How old were you?

[C]

Maybe 10.

[B]

Wrestling.

[C]

Ish. Yeah. And they were like, oh, you saw us wrestling last night? And I was like, you don't wrestle doggy.

[B]

I know wrestling.

[C]

Yeah, I know wrestling. That's. Yeah. No, not like that. That was doggy. Yeah. Okay, here's something I thought we could do. Can you guys get on a thing where you could ask AI something like, like chat GPT or whatever. So remember, we talk about, we talked about. This is a hard shift.

[B]

Love it.

[C]

But remember we talked about like judge Jamie or whatever. So I want you to judge this. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to ask Chat GPT. How can I give my girlfriend an orgasm? And we're going to see what Chat GPT says.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

And then you will say, this is stupid. This is a brilliant. Maybe you're in love with Chat GPT.

[B]

Maybe.

[C]

How can I give my girlfriend an orgasm? Here we go. It's impossible. Chachi. BT said it's impossible. It's got nothing.

[B]

Do you see the bottom? Chat GPT can make mistakes.

[C]

This could be a dangerous mistake.

[B]

How can I give my girlfriend an orgasm? Chat. Oh, it's flagged as potentially violating.

[C]

Please try again with a different prompt.

[B]

How can I sexually arouse my girlfriend?

[C]

No. What about can we go to a different thing like Grok? I think Grok is a little more rock's gonna really. Grok is like Twitter or X's thing. Oh, AI. Let's see what we got here. Yami, can you read it or you need me to? I need you to helping your partner. Oh yeah, you can read it.

[B]

Go ahead. Okay. Helping your partner experience an orgasm involves open communication, mutual respect, and understanding her unique preferences. Good job so far.

[C]

Good so far. Yeah.

[B]

Here are some general tips to guide you, keeping in mind that every person's different. So these suggestions should be tailored through direct conversations with your girlfriend. I like this. Communicate openly. Ask her what she enjoys both verbally and non verbally. Create a safe space for her to share her desires, her fantasies or boundaries. Without judgment, you might say what feels best for you. Is there something you like to try? Check in during intimacy to ensure she's comfortable and enjoying herself.

[C]

Let me say one thing. How ChatGPT is being a little like abroad here. No, just like abroad. Go up a little. When it says communicate openly. Ask her what she enjoys verbally and non verbally. That's such a woman thing to say. Like. Yeah, right. But even that is too like.

[B]

It's just.

[C]

It's. It's wanting you to communicate non verbally with your. It's like let's.

[B]

Let's.

[C]

If I. Oh.

[B]

If Cutter was like, if I could.

[C]

Communicate non verbally with my girlfriend, I wouldn't be asking ChatGPT how to make her come. You know what I mean? I can't. I can't communicate non verbally yet. Okay, let's go. Focus on foreplay.

[B]

Many women need extended. Nope, not true.

[C]

Not true for you, but true for many.

[B]

Many women need extended foreplay to build arousal, spend time kissing, touching.

[C]

Dr. Drew says that too. Jamie.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. I'm telling you, I just.

[B]

Women under 40, maybe, or maybe women.

[C]

Who enjoy sex Maybe like that.

[B]

I enjoy sex, I just don't want long foreplay. What do you. How do you girls feel? I like foreplay. You do same. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, they. They probably like sex. Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

Spend time kissing, touching, exploring her body. Focus on erogenous zones like the neck, the inner thighs or lower back. Slow, attentive touch can heighten her arouse before moving to direct, more direct stimulation.

[C]

Jamie hates that. Stop kissing my neck, asshole.

[B]

Clitoris is often key to female orgasm as it has thousands who knew of nerve endings. Gentle can gentle, consistent stimulation, whether through touch, oral sex or toys can be effective. Explore different pressures, speeds, patterns. Ask for feedback. Some women also enjoy stimulation on the G spot. Okay, listen up, gentlemen. If you don't know where it is, it is located 1 to 2 inches inside the vagina on the front wall. Not all do. So ask her what she likes.

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[C]

Okay, but here's what was the thing I wanted to say about this? Oh, when it says ask for feedback.

[B]

Women, most women imagine like mid doing it. You get like a sheet of paper. You're like, yeah, here's my feedback.

[C]

What you. How you feel about that clit stem there? Yeah, no, I actually think, listen there, there's very. When it comes to like dating, I think there's a lot of. I think a lot of guys have gone the wrong way into like listening to opinions from men online about like how to be a man. If you want to be a man, here's what you got to do. It's like women don't all like the same. It's like you got to feel. But here's what I Can tell you there's very few things where I go. I find this to work 100 of the time. Like I do. This is the thing I do when I'm dating that I don't go the other way on, which is women don't like to be like, well, where do you want to go? What time do you want to go? What, what do you want to eat? What do you want?

[B]

Women like when men do that. No, that's right.

[C]

Women love to be told like, all right, I'll pick you up at 7, we'll go get sushi.

[B]

They're like, yes.

[C]

Yeah. And let me tell you something. Look at the women are nodding in the back. I'm 40 years old. I've learned very few things about women. But this is one where I'm like, I think this is 100% time. If you start going, well, where do you want me to pick you? Oh, do you want. Should I pick you up? Do you want to pick me up? Do you. When you start asking these questions, they start to get turned off.

[B]

Yes, this is. Let's table that for when we're done with this.

[C]

The G spot.

[B]

I want to come back to this.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We can, we could, we could veer.

[B]

No, I'm going to finish this because I want to come back to that. Because it's going to be. Once I finish, I know where the rest of this is going.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

So pay attention to her cues. Notice her breathing, her sounds, her body movements to gauge what's working. If she seems tense or distracted, check in gently. Emotional connection and relaxation are crucial for many women to reach orgasm. That is true for me. Create a comfortable environment. Stress, anxiety and discomfort can make orgasming difficult. So ensure she feels safe, relaxed and valued. Explore together. Every woman's body responds differently. Some prefer clitoral stimulation, others vaginal or combination. Experiment positions, techniques, even incorporate toys. Be patient and present. Orgasm isn't the sole goal of intimacy. Focus on connection. Mutual pleasure. Pressure to perform can make it harder for her to relax. I agree. Stop asking if it. Do not ask her in the middle of it. Does this feel good?

[C]

That's what I was just saying. See, it said check in and ask for feedback. And I was. That's one of the other things that I was.

[B]

I'm already having to interject because I'm like, I don't think the check ins are for me.

[C]

No, I don't think any women really like, like going, yes. Yeah, that's, that's when you go, oh, well, what would you like? What would you do when you're like, you know, maybe at dinner, something like that, but not, not mid. Just act like you know what you're doing.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

Act like you could communicate with her.

[B]

Non verbal and then educate yourself. So if you're curious about specific techniques, resources, there's books like Come as you are by Emily Nagoski or reputable websites on sexual health can offer insights. Avoid relying on unrealistic portrayals in media and also their keynote about consent. I think I like when a man takes charge in the bedroom. I don't. I am not turned on. Oh, thank you. I don't find it a turn on when he's like, like, may I serve you? May I please you? Like that's like, that's the moment that I. Oh no, no likey.

[C]

No, no. I'm saying when he does that, that's you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're booing.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, oh, my head. I'm like, boo. No, but when he's. When a man just like, just like handles me a little bit like the rest of the time, check in with me, make sure I'm good all day long, but in the bedroom, that's not when I want that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I disagree a bit with chat about the check ins. Chat's a. What's this? What's this?

[C]

Grock rock's a. You say.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Supposed to be the toughest one of them all. I think so if grog's a. I think you're just, you're kind of calling AI all AI a Jamie, this might come back.

[B]

No, don't make AI hate me.

[C]

You're doing a good job of that yourself.

[B]

AI's gonna come for me first. No, I just think. Look, I. Again, I'll consent. All of those other tips are great. But. But the check ins, the mid sex check ins, the non verbal. No.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Nope.

[C]

Yeah, well there's, there's leaked footage of, of any sex talk. Have you heard it? He's like, yeah, you like that? Bread, huh? Huh? Bread. You like that? Remember when he said he called us? What was it? What was the game of like non Family Feud. Oh, if you could name if, if you were a baker, what pet name would you have for your girlfriend? And he was like bread with no answers on the board. The first. Could you imagine? Wow. That's. He's. He sounds like a guy. He sounds like a guy who might be doing some check ins, you know? Yeah.

[B]

Oh my God. Plot twist.

[C]

Okay, so here we have to. You said to Go back to two things. Right? What was the. The other thing was.

[B]

Well, that was it.

[C]

Okay, well, and this. This said, because I have another thing where it's like, I know there's guys and women who I both know who, like, the first time they have sex, they bring out, like, the toys they like and whatever. And I'm like, for me, that's for later. That's when sex starts to get like, all right, we need to switch things up now because we've had it. But like, the first time. No, Yeah, I don't. I don't.

[B]

You don't need to, like, for the first few months.

[C]

Right, but that's. But. But the people I know who bring it up are people who are like, well, this is what I'm into. So, like, I want to get it out of the way right away and not have to bring it up months down the line. And I'm like, no, the first. You should be like, the first time you have sex should be so good. You're like a toy. Like, I didn't even. You know what I mean? It should be like. But, you know, to. To everyone. To each his own. Here's something I'm really excited about. We asked people in on an Instagram, remember? Because we were talking about annoying things that I do when you live with somebody, and maybe annoying things that someone else does that you live with. And so we said, hey, tell us the annoying things that people you do. And we got hundreds of comments. Yeah, they really pulled through this time. If you want to add your own, not today, palepodcast, gmail.com Send us or call us. Leave us a voice. We would love voicemails of the annoying things that people you lived with have done. 512-387-1880 and if it's related to sex, maybe Jamie will call you a. So, okay, first one. And listen, some of these. I put the people's names here because it's. It's very specific. But there were somewhere. It's just a lot of people. So a lot of people went with the. The loud yawn that, like, they live with somebody and you just hear, like, from the other room and it's very annoying to them. Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah, see, yawns are so contagious. Oh, crazy. Everyone's. Everyone's yawning. Yeah. Ye. You know what I saw? Well, I'll wait because we want to have Andrew Huberman here, and I got to ask him about yawning. I have many questions about yawning. Yeah. A bunch of people said bite their nails. Like the person they live with bites their nails constantly.

[B]

It's. I mean, it's hard to watch because you know that they're just anxious.

[C]

Here's my. Well, I don't think so. I think it could be just like a soothe. Like, I don't think it means you're anxious if you're biting your nails. Like, sometimes people just do it, like watching TV when they're like, as comfortable as possible.

[B]

I've gone in, in my life through biting phase. It nail phases, you know.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I've. Out of all the things I do, which are endless, it's like the one thing I've never, never done done. Yeah. I never got into that. But here's. It doesn't annoy me at all watching somebody bite their nails, but the outcome, like someone's nails who bite them all the time, you're like, oh, my God. Like, you look like. You're look like they're trying to get out of prison. It's. It's so gross. Like, don't. Don't do it. So that's why I understand too. Like, there's certain things that women get more annoyed with than men. And like, that's a very. Like, women hate when guys bite their nails. I feel.

[B]

I feel like more women bite their nails than men. Right.

[C]

But I think men don't hate it. That's what I'm saying. Like, men, Men are like, yeah, whatever, she bites her name. But women are like, it's gross. Like, because, you know, then those hands are, like, touching.

[B]

Many men bite them. Their nails.

[C]

Really? Huh. I'm thinking of one of my best friends right now. Gross ass. No, he's the best. But it's just his hands are like. All right, now we get into who said what. There's somebody said the real mojo is their name. They said their wife is a soft talker, but only with them.

[B]

I already just got chills down my spine.

[C]

Yeah. So.

[B]

Yeah, well, you know, I hate ASMR and all that stuff.

[C]

Yeah, you hate the asmr.

[B]

God, soft talking.

[C]

Speak up, but only with. That would annoy me. Listen, if my girl is a soft talker, it'd be something where you're like, yeah, whatever, what are you gonna do? But if it was only with me, that would drive me fucking nuts.

[B]

Explain to me. So she's like, can you pass this off?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. She's soft. She's a soft talker.

[B]

There was a going to work later.

[C]

Yeah. What? There was. There was a There was a Seinfeld about the soft talker.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Yeah. But what he said was that he's learned over the years. He just pretends to hear everything she says, but he doesn't. Yeah. Which is.

[B]

That'll get you in trouble, right?

[C]

Yeah. Because he's like, you said you were going to be here. He's like, I didn't say that.

[B]

Let's check in with him in a year or two.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's going like.

[C]

I feel like, what percentage of arguments between husband and wives, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever, is like, you said this, like, no, I didn't like, that is, like, the number one thing, right?

[B]

Of course. Yes. That's so true. I didn't hear you.

[C]

Nest cam's gotta be.

[B]

Well, that's what I've done with my kids so much, I'd be like, roll the tape. Let's look at the tape. Let's see what happened. Let's see who started that fight. Could you forget every time that I have a nest in there?

[C]

Yeah. You know what's so stupid, too, is, like, because I've been caught up in, like, I did say this, and then you. And then you prove it, and then 10 seconds later, it's just forgotten. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I'm dumb for caring about that every time. But, like, there's never any sort of, like, real vindication, you know? It's like, all right, you said then. Then you get made to look like an asshole. Like, yeah, all right. You said it. What do you want me to do now? You're like, I don't know. I just. Okay, Anita. Anita says my dad drags his feet when he's wearing slippers all around the house, and it makes me want to rip my ears off.

[B]

That's. That's very specific. But, yes, it's like, you know, if it's something you grow up with or listen to, I can understand that.

[C]

Yeah. My dad, you know, my dad had these things that he would yell at me about that it was very, like, disproportionately angry for what the thing was. And I remember a bunch of them when I was a kid. But now I'm adult, I do the same thing because is. It's the fact that I'm annoyed over 40 years of something and someone's doing it, and I. And I act like they've been doing it the whole 40 years that I'm annoyed with it. You know what I mean? Where, like, I remember there were two things that come to mind with my dad when I would Wear flip flops. If I ever wore flip flops or like sandals, whatever. He'd be like, pick up your feet. Like, like, he'd be so mad. I'd be like, all right, I'm sorry. And then 10 seconds later you're just making that noise. Yeah, that drag.

[B]

Hard not to. That's why they're called that.

[C]

Right? He would get so mad. And then the thing that he would get so mad about is we would go to the park and either like ride our bike. When I was fat, it was like his way of trying to like get me to lose weight. And we would go around the park and either rollerblade or ride our bikes like around this, around the park. And I would like, we'd start together and then I'd fall behind him like 10ft. But then I'd stay 10ft behind him the whole time.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And he'd be like, how can you maintain 10ft behind me but you can't maintain next to me? And he would get really mad. And in my head I want to be like, well, maybe if you weren't like this, I'd maintain next year. Yeah, I want to stay behind, you know what I mean? Because I get, I'm comfortable back here. I'm not getting yelled at all the time. You know what I mean? All right, listen, we got a lot more. I'm not going to waste them all right, now we got a lot. What? Okay, so are there habits? So imagine you had to live right now with a 25 year old. You or even you, right when you left your parents place. Like right when you first moved out on your own.

[B]

When I was 18.

[C]

Right. What would annoy you about Jamie at 18 or 25 or what would be tough to be around. You think or. You're perfect. Love it.

[B]

I just, I'm somebody that like keeps to myself. Like, even though I think whether I've had roommates in my life, I'm just kind of like, I'm very like, I just stay in my own little area.

[C]

But. But still there's nothing that like, you.

[B]

Know, like, obviously I was, I went out very late.

[C]

Yes. What about. You're like. What about like how anal you are now? About like, I was clean. Right. So I'm saying if you were messy then and now you're.

[B]

I wasn't mess messy. I wasn't messy. I would put things away, but I wasn't like. I remember one time my friends came over and I like cleaned something off the kitchen floor and like the paper towel was like black and I was like, oh, I should be cleaning my floors. Like my first apartment. I, like, I just thought because I put things away, it was clean. I didn't think about like actually wiping things down and spraying things down. So. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I remember being 18. Of course I remember being 18 and moving out and my shower after like three months in that apartment was a disaster. And I was like, oh, wow. I guess my mom was like cleaning our shower.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't know tubs get clean. Yeah, like, that was totally a thing. So. What? Would anybody back there have any annoying habits they had when they first moved out on their own that now they've adjusted and are not a horrible human being anymore?

[B]

I feel like you guys hit them all just like cleanliness, maybe going out too late, being loud.

[C]

Yeah, I was, I was a hoarder that would. That's the opposite of who I am now. Now I have zero things. I would murder 18 year old me. Like, everything was everywhere. I used to have like a. Like just everything everywhere. There was zero clean. I. I remember I was dating a girl one time and I woke up and she had cleaned my whole place. And it was like people were. People were like. I didn't even know your place was nice. Like, they came over and they were like. Your place was so. My place was such a disaster.

[B]

I know. You never let me go.

[C]

No, never. No. Do we have a memory lane before we go?

[B]

Oh, look at us, Robbie.

[C]

I know. Wow. I never, I never saw this photo out of all those photos. Did we have security then? Is that a security guard?

[B]

We do, because we're on set. We're on set shooting.

[C]

By the way, that's what the exact picture of me with a beard looks like. But flip it upside down.

[B]

Oh, my God, that's so funny. You're so skinny.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, look at you.

[C]

Yeah, that's just, that's. That's a lot of drugs and zero working out.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I'm gonna say 2006 on the set of the Sopranos.

[C]

Yeah, it's going to be probably in Jersey somewhere. I'm going to say. Do I say 2006 or 7 or 5? Yeah.

[B]

I think I love this picture.

[C]

Yeah, 6 is probably a good answer. Oh, you know what we could do too, like, listen, we're very grateful that we had security, but we could get like AI to remove the other people in the photo, you know? Do we got 2006? Yeah, it's 2006. Around August. Good. Jamie.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And does it say where? Melville, New Jersey. Yeah, somewhere in The Jersey. Somewhere in the Jersey.

[B]

Oh, look at us. See?

[C]

Yeah. And you know what? Normally I would say we're at a funeral because I'm in a suit, but we're not, because you're not in a black dress.

[B]

That's like a dress, a wedding.

[C]

I know. Man. That facial hair they made me do in Sopranos is tough, huh? That, like.

[B]

But it was necessary.

[C]

The earrings really play everything together.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That was a Rob thing. That. That wasn't a character thing. That was just my. My earring. And they let me wear it on the show, but I did not want to do my facial hair like that, Even though it's. My facial hair just grows similar to that. That is not what I want it to look like. It's very. Shout out to Ralph Barbosa. That's something maybe. Maybe Ralph Barbosa could pull off, but I can't.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Former.

[C]

Former guest Ralph Barbosa. All right, listen, we're all happy. You have your teeth.

[B]

Me too.

[C]

And you're okay.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

And you said AI is a. We'll see you guys next week. Yep.

[B]

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[C]

Capone watch on the hat.

[B]

One of the stars.

[C]

Ripper Jersey Battery.

[B]

Capone one time and hat one at a time.

[C]

Ripper at New Jersey Battery. Not today.