I Risked My Life for Fancy Chef’s Cooking | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Episode: "I Risked My Life for Fancy Chef’s Cooking"
Date: August 21, 2025
Podcast Host: YMH Studios

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Episode Overview

In this lively and personal episode, real-life pals and former "Sopranos" co-stars Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler dig into stories that showcase their starkly different personalities and enduring friendship. From Robert’s hilarious ordeal eating questionable gourmet food to shared reflections on massages, and even a trip down "Sopranos" memory lane, the hosts riff candidly, with plenty of banter and memorable laughs. As always, Rob plays the grump to Jamie's sweetness, highlighting how their differences make the friendship (and podcast) thrive.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rob’s Encounter with "Fancy Chef" and a Chaotic Cooking Contest

[00:40–08:12]

• Background on Fancy Chef

  • Rob introduces "Fancy Chef," a pizza chef turned viral internet personality from the YMH universe, rumored to have an eccentric backstory.
  • Jamie asks: “What is something that could have happened to him?” [01:18]
  • Rob clarifies no wrongdoing; he's just “fully legit...some people speculate maybe something happened.” [01:27]

• Fancy Chef’s Cooking Style

  • Clips highlight his unconventional techniques:
    • “Wash your chicken. Right. Gotta wash it.” — Fancy Chef [02:08]
    • Uses a toothbrush with vinegar to wash chicken; claims to make "$1,000 burgers."
  • Both hosts incredulous at his methods and pricing.

• The Taste Test: Rob as Judge

  • Rob is invited to judge a cook-off: Fancy Chef vs. Michelin-starred Chef Philip from "Sushi by Scratch."
  • “Let me tell you something. I haven’t put foreign objects in my body...But I said, hey, you’re a gamer. It’s fucking game time.” — Rob [03:37]
  • Rob describes the experience: tried one bite of the appetizer ("raw vegetables...mashed up with his hands"), skips dessert due to alcohol content, can't stomach dinner.
  • Jamie asks, “Did you have diarrhea later?” [06:35] Rob: “No.”
  • He openly acknowledges the courage it took: “The one bite of food was huge.” [07:50]

• Rob’s Reflections

  • “I am the most strict person maybe on the planet...But I said, hey, you're a gamer. It’s game time.” [03:37]
  • Jamie: “I cannot believe you put his food in your body.” [03:35]

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2. AI Fun: Turning Each Other (and Their Dogs) into Animals

[08:12–10:01]

• Jamie talks about using AI to visualize what her dog would look like as a human.
• Rob reciprocates by having AI turn both hosts into dogs.
  • Jamie: “Dog to human conversion. No, human to dog.” [08:50]
  • Rob: “You are a dachshund. That’s pretty good.” [08:44]
  • Both riff on the silly results, noticing Jamie’s consistency and Rob’s variable results.
• They ponder updating their Instagram profiles to these AI-generated images for a week.

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3. Deep Dive into Over-the-Top Massages

[11:47–19:48]

• Rob’s Changing Perspective on Bougie Wellness
  • Rob recalls mocking a rich friend’s “buccal massage” (massaging inside the mouth), but after Jamie’s husband Cutter recommends it for TMJ, Rob tries it and is wowed.
  • “This was magical.” — Rob [12:36]
• The Experience
  • Walks into spa, is told to remove all clothes save underwear, is ensconced in heated bed and weighted blanket.
    • “This is like the most luxurious thing I’ve ever done in the world...she's in your mouth the whole time.” [13:17]
  • Describes the mixture of awkwardness and euphoria (“slow music, candlelight...she starts by washing your chest and face...then gets inside your mouth”) [13:54]
• Jamie’s Take
  • Jamie has had shorter buccal massages as facial add-ons; not the full “hour of just that.”
  • Wonders if Rob noticed he looked “more lifted” after, discussing cosmetic benefits for women.
• Bad Massage Horror Story
  • Jamie shares a miserable lymphatic drainage massage—the practitioner barely touches her, causing frustration.
  • “I was crawling out of my skin.” — Jamie [18:31]
  • Rob relates to disappointing massages during poker games.
• Humor in Vulnerability
  • Rob on releasing control: “Any—won’t be vulnerable with anyone. This is way too vulnerable.” [16:16]
  • Both reflect on assertiveness with massage therapists.

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4. Memory Lane: Early "Sopranos" Red Carpet Adventures

[20:03–21:48]

• Rob and Jamie revisit a premiere photo from season two of "The Sopranos."
  • Rob remembers being "200 pounds...doing vodka crayons," Jamie was at NYU, they spot series creator David Chase in the photo.
  • Jamie brings up an infamous ex-boyfriend: “He got in a car accident with her and then switched her into the driver’s seat.” [21:41]
  • The duo reminisce with signature good humor and a touch of self-deprecation.

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5. Sopranos Tattoos: Fan Tributes & Roasting Anatomy

[22:37–25:20]

• They react to fan tattoos themed around "The Sopranos," marveling at artistic choices and the commitment.
  • “That might be my favorite one that we’ve seen.” — Rob on a tattoo of Tony and Paulie [22:44]
  • Jamie hilariously questions an anatomy in a tattoo (“What a weird shaped arm…is he okay?” [23:16])
  • Shared appreciation for a stylish “New Yorker”-style tattoo of Tony Soprano.

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6. The Nutella French Fries Debacle

[25:21–28:33]

• The "Sandwich Guy" segment returns, this time with an experiment: Nutella French Fries.
  • Jamie and Rob react with disgust: “That is gross” — Jamie [26:03]; “Absolutely not.” — Rob [27:03]
  • Jamie improvises her own savory fry recipe with brisket, tomatoes, and chipotle sauce.
    • “How would you make those fries?” [27:44]
  • Series of playful, casual exchanges underline the chill, friendly tone of the episode.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Rob’s Reluctant Bravery:
  “I haven’t put foreign objects in my body...But I said, hey, you’re a gamer. It’s fucking game time.” [03:37]
• Fancy Chef’s Mantra:
  “Wash your chicken. The camera can see was with vinegar. Dip it. Vinegar.” — Fancy Chef [02:13]
• Jamie’s Deadpan Disbelief:
  “You didn’t...That was huge for me. The one bite of food was huge.” — Rob [07:50]
• On Bucal Massages:
  “This is like the most luxurious thing I’ve ever done in the world.” — Rob [13:17] “Did you notice your face looked different after? Apparently it, like, realigns, like, all your muscles in your face...” — Jamie [14:42]
• Fan Ink Reactions:
  “That might be my favorite one we’ve seen.” — Rob on Tony & Paulie tattoo [22:44] “What a weird shaped arm…is he okay?” — Jamie [23:16]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:40] — Rob introduces Fancy Chef
• [01:49] — Fancy Chef demonstration clips
• [03:28] — Rob describes Fancy Chef cook-off and eating the meal
• [06:15] — Jamie in disbelief at Rob eating Fancy Chef’s food
• [08:21] — AI dog/human photo segment
• [11:47] — Rob recounts his first buccal (mouth) massage
• [18:09] — Jamie’s bad lymphatic massage story
• [20:03] — Sopranos Season 2 premiere photo reminiscing
• [22:37] — "Sopranos" tattoo appreciation and roasting
• [25:33] — Nutella French fry segment
• [27:50] — Jamie devises her own French fry recipe

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Tone and Style

The episode’s tone is characteristically loose, irreverent, and intimate—a natural, conversational style that invites listeners into the duo’s quirks and chemistry. Jamie's warmth and Rob's sardonic humor bounce playfully throughout, making even odd subjects (like buccal massages and eating bizarre food) funny and accessible. The humor is direct, self-deprecating, and honest, marked by laughter and genuine moments of surprise.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect primer to the essence of "Not Today, Pal": opposites-attract friendship, sitcom-style storytelling, candid personal anecdotes, and an abundant willingness to try, mock, and celebrate the strange things that life throws their way. Whether they're risking their health for a "fancy" chef's burnt burger or enduring awkward massages, Jamie and Rob's banter is endlessly relatable and always fun.

Transcript

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[Robbie]

I got to live out a dream recently, a few months ago. So there's a guy on ymh, you know, they have these guys who they call cool guys. And they're just these guys who are, you know, a little. Some of them a little out there in different, different ways. And there's a guy who Tom found named Fancy Chef. And what he does he. So I don't know if this is like, it's what they said about him or this is the real thing, but apparently the backstory is like he was a chef, maybe something happened to him. And now he's a little, like, he's a little out there and he thinks that he was a chef for like, he thinks that he's only. He should only be a chef to millionaires in castles and a private chef.

[Jamie]

Can I rewind for a minute, please? What is something that could have happened to him? Like give me like, you're not saying this happened to him, but like, like drugs? Like.

[Robbie]

No, no. He's a very. He's, I think some sort of trauma. Okay, could. Could be. I don't know. No, again, this is just stuff I heard. I think he's just a legit dude. I think he's fully legit. But some people have speculated. I've read comments, some people speculate maybe something happened. And so I'm going to introduce you to him now and I'll explain what we did later, but I'll introduce you to him now with some clips so you could see what Fancy Chef is all about.

[Fancy Chef]

Okay, I gotta wash my chicken. I got vinegar. This is how you wash your chicken. This how they do it. Cooking school. You get to wash your chick like a washing toothbrush. Wash your chicken. Nice look.

[Jamie]

Take it to cross eyed.

[Fancy Chef]

Wash your chicken.

[Robbie]

Again, allegedly.

[Fancy Chef]

Wash your chicken. Right. Gotta wash it.

[Jamie]

Why is he only watching?

[Fancy Chef]

Wash your chicken. The camera can see was with vinegar. Dip it. Vinegar.

[Jamie]

The back of a toothbrush he's using.

[Fancy Chef]

For those that are book me. Book me now. The chef book me.

[Robbie]

Share. And like so Sydney Sweeney puts out her in a bathtub saying, hey, buy my product. This is his.

[Fancy Chef]

I can look at these burgers and I can also touch them the firmer they are the firmer they are, the more they're done. I could look at them also. I could tell the structure on them. They're done.

[Jamie]

They're more. They're done.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

That's not how you want your burger, bro.

[Fancy Chef]

Big burgers. Thousand dollars a piece and more.

[Robbie]

Thousand dollars a burger, James. Burnt oil. I would say, literally just put them.

[Jamie]

In a baking sheet in the oven and burned them.

[Robbie]

And. And the. The longer you cook them, the more.

[Jamie]

They'Re done, the harder.

[Robbie]

The harder they are. The more they're done. Yeah. The more the smoke alarm goes off, the more they're done. Yeah. So he. And he just said, they're $1,000 each. So that's. That's where the kind of.

[Jamie]

So people hired him as a joke.

[Robbie]

Well, that's where Tom Segura comes in, I see. Right. So I think. I don't know. Did you get to eat a meal, Jamie? I got to eat a meal from. From Fancy Chef. And let me tell you something. I haven't put foreign objects in my body.

[Jamie]

I cannot believe you put his food in your body.

[Robbie]

That's what I'm saying. When it. I am. I am the most strict person maybe on the planet Right. These days. But I said, hey, you're a gamer. It's fucking game time. And I sat down. So.

[Jamie]

So what was this?

[Robbie]

This was probably, like, a few months ago.

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Robbie]

So I got. So they reached out and they said, would you come judge a cooking competition with Fancy Chef? And then Chef Philip, who is the. The chef. Michelin star winner from Sushi by scratch, right? Sushi by scratching. Yeah, Sushi by Scratch. Incredible. I mean, the guy's a 10 out of 10. Yeah. So they cook. They cook right next to each other. So we got some clips from there for you to see of what was going down.

[Jamie]

Where was this? At Tom's house.

[Robbie]

No, absolutely not. That's crazy. Red wine, tomato, onion. It should be fine. Ish. Well, first of all, again with the dip. No. What are you doing? I don't eat the answer. First of all, look at the portion size comparison. Yeah. I feel like I'm getting way more value. Yeah, a lot of value in this. Phillips was just, like, a delicious bite. Let's take a sniff first.

[Jamie]

Yeah, this is Fancy's.

[Robbie]

This is fancy. Yeah. Some sort of roast beef sandwich kind of thing in the throat. Look at the difference. Yeah, that is. Look at the difference between the two sides here. Yeah. You see what I mean? So, Josh, you do the honors. No, Tom, you know, this is your show. It is. But you're my guest. Oh.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Yep. Dale, what's the first thing you taste? It was only bell pepper. Do we have any of fancy chef cooking? Because. So, Jamie, when. What? Why? This is crazy. What we're eating is because he. He. He took a. He took a pot. I just saw a bowl of strawberries come out. Here you go. I think I might be allergic to fancy's entree. Well, he has whipped cream. A cardi B's whipped cream, which I'm allergic to. Oh. So he might be jumping to dessert.

[Fancy Chef]

The cardi B, y'.

[Robbie]

All.

[Fancy Chef]

This is her line. Cardi B whipped.

[Robbie]

And there's alcohol in there. I've been sober. I've been sober for 12 years. Yeah. I'm a big germ guy, and they say that they find fecal matter on, like, all phones. I've seen him pick up at least four of them, and I haven't seen a hand washing. He has six phones. I think he's probably a super hygienic guy. Yeah, why not?

[Jamie]

We need him on the pod.

[Robbie]

Busy man.

[Jamie]

Can we get him on the pod?

[Robbie]

He said he wants to come on the pod afterwards. Yeah. So he said the key to his cooking, like a lot of chefs, they like to do a balanced meals, but he said the key to his stuff, he likes to go unbalanced.

[Jamie]

What an original.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was. So that. That sandwich. Just so you saw that sandwich, he took a pan. Do you guys remember everything he poured in there? He took a pan. He just started cutting up giant cubes of steak and throwing it in there and then pouring, like, balsamic vinegar, I think, champagne on the steak. Oh, Jamie, he's. I wish.

[Jamie]

Did you have diarrhea later?

[Robbie]

No. So I. I took one bite of his first thing, like, his appetizer, and after that, I was unfortunately. So, Jamie, here's the confusing part also. He. He went from. He made an appetizer for us, which was, like, raw vegetables, basically, that he just, like, mashed up with his hands, which got me really. Jamie. It was. It was really tough for me. He mashed him up with his hands, he put him in a bowl, and we tried that. But then his next course, because he's so original, he went to dessert after the appetizer, and he did a cup full of strawberries with whipped cream. And then I couldn't do it because there was alcohol in there, so I didn't have to try that. And. And then when he did the dinner, I just. I had reached a point where I couldn't. I Couldn't do it anymore.

[Jamie]

And then you had the other dude's food.

[Robbie]

Incredible. Yeah. Michelin star.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Fantastic. Wonderful. But, I mean, listen, it was an honor to watch fancy chef work.

[Jamie]

We should have him over to my house and cook a meal.

[Robbie]

You sure?

[Jamie]

I don't know. Is he safe?

[Robbie]

Maybe he could cook under the pool. Jamie said she's got a little area under her pool where there's, like, bugs. Yeah, a lot of bugs. Yeah, that might be. Yeah, we maybe. Where? Oh, I don't know.

[Jamie]

I mean, I'm proud of you for doing that.

[Robbie]

Thank you. Yeah. Taking that one bite of food, and then, you know, everybody kind of was like, oh, you didn't. That was huge for me. The one bite of food was huge. I really was going to try. And then when I saw him grabbing his phones and then taking the food and mushing it up with his hands, and then I just. I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't do it, you know? But. But I had a. I had a great time.

[Jamie]

That's all that matters.

[Robbie]

Yes. So here's. Here's something else. So recently, you showed me a photo that you sent in a photo of your dog to AI and you said, what if he was a human?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

And that was. I was great. It was. It was really incredible.

[Jamie]

So good.

[Robbie]

So I had them take pictures of us and say, what if we were dogs?

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

To see what we got here.

[Jamie]

You know? That's so cute. First of all, though, but it did it. I had the same. It gave me the same dog for me when I asked to make me into a dog.

[Robbie]

You are a dachshund. Yeah. You are kind of a dachshund. That's. That's pretty good.

[Jamie]

Dog to human conversion. No, human to dog.

[Robbie]

Yeah. When I was running this, like, the.

[Amazon Narrator]

Dog that it gave for Rob was.

[Robbie]

Always something different, but for Jamie, it was always consistently.

[Jamie]

This was always that dog.

[Robbie]

Wow. My hands are really creeping me out. That's wild.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I like. He's got a good outfit.

[Jamie]

Your dog is so cute. But that dog is. That dog has, like, major health problems, so it doesn't trash for you.

[Robbie]

Yeah. You know what we should do? Like, for the week that this episode airs, we should put that as our photo for the Instagram.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I like it.

[Robbie]

You know, we should change it. Do we have any more. Oh, that's always you.

[Jamie]

That's more accurate with you. I could see you being more of a black lab.

[Robbie]

You got some hairy arms game.

[Jamie]

Well, you know.

[Robbie]

Oh, all right. Look at you. You look so funny.

[Jamie]

I'm such a consistent.

[Robbie]

We should do a Disney movie. You're always that. You're always that dog, huh?

[Jamie]

Always.

[Robbie]

I like it.

[Jamie]

There it is. That's the one. That's us.

[Robbie]

They do weird stuff with the hands. Look. You have hairy arms in that, huh?

[Jamie]

Yeah, I have hairy arms in all of them.

[Robbie]

H. Wow.

[Jamie]

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[Robbie]

All right, another thing that I want to talk about. So I remember like 20 years ago, my friend had a friend who, you know, he had a good amount of money and he was like, I. Oh, I got this new thing where I have a woman who massages the inside of my mouth. I'm like, you're a guy with too much money. Like that was my. I'm like, you're a get the out. Like I can't even listen to what you're gonna say. And then I was at your house a few months ago and Cutter's like, there's this thing that I got. It's called a buccal massage where they massage the inside of your mouth because. Because we both have like tmj. We sleep with our jaws very tight. And he's like, it was the most incredible massage I've ever had. And I'm like, all right, fine, I'll do it. I'll try it. I take it back what I said to the guy 20 years ago. I I them all the way out of the house. But I mean, this was magical.

[Jamie]

Game changer.

[Robbie]

Did you do it?

[Jamie]

I've done it. Yeah. I haven't done it from his lady, where it's like a straight. What is it, like 45 minutes of just that.

[Robbie]

I think over an hour.

[Jamie]

Oh, wow.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

I have it as like an add on when I get like a facial every couple of months, but I've never had like a full hour of just that. I bet that's.

[Robbie]

I'll tell you right now when I walked in, because, like, you know, you're like. You're walking into the strangers, but their hands in your mouth. And you're like, this is probably going to be weird. You don't know. Like the. Hello. I'm like, walk in, she opens the door to the room and she goes, all right, yeah, take. You're going to want to take all your clothes off. I was like, yeah. Yes. Because I was like, that's awesome. So, yeah, you take all your clothes off. You get in this bed, there's a weighted blanket.

[Jamie]

Naked or you have your underwear.

[Robbie]

I have my underwear on. There's a. And she was like. And I was like, like, all my clothes. And she was like, yeah, your trousers. Like, she was from another country. She was like, trousers. I was like, oh, I like that. So I take my. Take my clothes off. You get under the. The blanket, and it's a way weighted blanket. Like, very heavy. Like, it's hard to even, like, so good. So heavy. And then the. The bed is heated. This is like the most luxurious thing I've ever done in the world. Yeah, it was. There's like she's in your mouth the whole time. She's outside now. I'm still just getting ready, but there's. There's slow music going. The lights are. It's like candlelight kind of vibe.

[Jamie]

Have you never been to a spa?

[Robbie]

This one was really exceptional because they're usually like that. Well, the spas I go to are usually not very like. I just go to, like, whatever I want. I'm not trying to spend like $300 for a massage.

[Jamie]

Got it.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Well, that's pretty standard for, like a spa experience.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Which I don't do.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

I'M going to go get one for 60 bucks for an hour somewhere. I'm not. There's no candle. It's like. You're like, is this roof in a cave in on me? You know, it's not very nice. But then she comes in, and you close your eyes, and she starts by, like, washing your chest. Oh, she washes, like, your chest and your face. And then she, like, does a whole thing where she's, like, relaxing your. Your jaw and everything. And then she puts on gloves and she gets inside of your mouth, and for, like, 10 minutes is just doing the same motion. Holy shit.

[Jamie]

Did you notice your. Your face look different after? Apparently it, like, realigns, like, all your muscles in your face, so you're supposed to look like. For women, they'll think they look more, like, lifted and whatever, but like, it. And it's good for, like, drain l. Drainage, you know?

[Robbie]

Right. Lymphatic drainage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. But I was. I left there, and the first thing, I was like, cutter, thank you so much. Like, this was. I was. It was so calming and so chill. And I just. I just want to say if you're ever thinking about, I. Because I felt bad. I was judging. I was very judging.

[Jamie]

It's called a buccal.

[Robbie]

Buccal or something. Buccal massage. Yeah. Look it up if you can get it.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

But something I wanted to bring up with this is Cutter said that you had a massage from, like, the best masseuse in the world, apparently. What was that like?

[Jamie]

It was a lot of money. It was two and a half hours. He looks like a professional wrestler.

[Robbie]

Like, he looks like the Wrench.

[Jamie]

Yeah. He was a giant, man. It was intense. It was great. Honestly, in hindsight, I wish he didn't talk to me as much, but it was. It was all about, like, his history and how he found this work and. And then, you know, he would get into specifics about my body. But, like, I mean, he's, like, getting in there, and that's how, like, I. I had a lymph. Oh, there it is. There's.

[Robbie]

Yeah. This is the bul. Massage, by the way. This is the video. Yeah. That is so. Oh, my God. It looks ridiculous. But, man.

[Jamie]

Well, you. You. You have to relax. When you relax your face and your jaw, you're just. Your entire body follows suit.

[Robbie]

You don't like this any? No, I'm good on this.

[Jamie]

I bet you'd love it.

[Robbie]

I'm good on this. No, any. Any. Won't be vulnerable with Anyone? This is way too vulnerable. No, cuz I'm. I'm a clench man. I clench all the time without even trying. That's the clinch.

[Jamie]

So do we. Yeah.

[Robbie]

I'm going chop her finger off. No, no, no.

[Jamie]

You.

[Robbie]

You bite down and then she goes in. You're already bit down. Yeah, but you're saying you're clenching though, or you just got your teeth down? No, you have your teeth together. You never open them. You never open your teeth while her hand is in there to bite her. Oh, it's a dream. It's a dream. And then you. Like when you said about talking to you too much, she like 20 minutes in, I was like, it's a little weird that we haven't said a word. Like, because I. She was just like. She was like, knock on. She's like, are you ready? And I was like, yeah. And then she came in and there was just nothing.

[Jamie]

Business my type of gal.

[Robbie]

And so like, when she took her finger out of my mouth, I just wanted to let her know, like, oh, thank you. That was. That was really great. And she was like, sh. And I was like, yes, that's it. I didn't say a word the whole rest of the time. And then when I was. When I came outside, she was sitting down. She was like, how was it? Like? I was like, oh my God, this was just the absolute best.

[Jamie]

If I go, I gotta get that chick.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it was a. And I heard that there are two women there and I got the one who's not the best. Yeah. And it was. I mean, by the way, the fact.

[Jamie]

That she didn't talk to me is the best dream.

[Robbie]

You could have just laid me on this chair for an hour and I would have been. It was like warm with the music and. Oh my God.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I just had the opposite experience. I'm getting the heebie jeebies just thinking about it because I had like such rage by the time I got off of the table. Cutter helped me book this lymphatic drainage massage because I was having like, stomach stuff. And you know, they really get into like your stomach a lot of the time and like, kept things move. So he hooked it up for me to go to this person I'd never been to before. When I tell you for 60 minutes she went like this to me.

[Robbie]

Oh, that's a problem.

[Jamie]

Didn't even squeeze. Just like, like started on my face for like 10 minutes on my face where I'm like, this feels like torture the way this woman is touching me. She's like, Now I'm going to dry brush you. She put on, like, an exfoliant glove and, like, lightly padded. Like, I was crawling out of my skin.

[Robbie]

Did you say, like, hey, a little more pressure, please?

[Jamie]

I said, I was like, oh, I like deep pressure. Like, deep pressure is the best. Okay, you got it. And she's. When she got to myself, she's like, I'm gonna go a little deeper here. Okay. I swear to God, she was, like, barely touching my skin.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you can see I get a lot of massages when I play poker because there's, like, massage women in the room, and they'll be like. They walk around and they're so. Sometimes you're just like, you've been sitting there for eight hours and you're like, all right, I need something to, like, make me feel alert or, like, whatever. It'd be nice to get a massage. And again, because you've never had Muslims, sometimes you're like, this is the worst massage I've ever had. But I start off, like, how much you want? I either say, like, 40 minutes or an hour. So then, like, you would.

[Jamie]

They'd stand there for an hour massaging your shoulders while you play poker.

[Robbie]

They do your whole back while you're back. Your neck, your head, everything. Yeah. Your arms.

[Jamie]

You're literally sitting there with your cards getting a massage.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it's very normal. Like, if you go to a poker place, if you go to a casino, there'll be five, six massage girls in the room. And most. A lot of job. A dollar a minute. So you do 60 minutes, 60 bucks. You know, you just throw a hundo and they're like, oh. And like. But some of them, you're like, why are you here? You're so good. And then other ones, you're like, oh, you have no idea. They're just, like, poking you. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Jamie]

You have to tell them. Just stop.

[Robbie]

I. I've. I've gotten to the point where, like, I just know. I'm like, I have to remember this person's face to never get a massage from them ever again. But I don't have.

[Jamie]

You don't cut them off early.

[Robbie]

I don't have it in my heart to tell them to stop. Yeah. I just don't. I don't do it. Sorry if that was boring. Talking about massages for a while, people. But, hey, listen, this is what. This is what's going on in life. Do we have you picked? You want Sopranos tattoos or a memory lane?

[Jamie]

Memory lane.

[Robbie]

Memory lane.

[Jamie]

That was the second premiere. Second season premiere.

[Robbie]

Look at the guy on the left.

[Jamie]

Who's that?

[Robbie]

He's like, oops, I'm not. I'm trying not to get in there.

[Jamie]

He didn't want to get slapped by Jim's hand.

[Robbie]

What is that? Oh, I was like, I've never worn a bracelet, but I guess that's something to like. You're allowed in. No, I think that's, like, the thing that's like, oh, you're allowed. Like, you're. You know, you can pass the tape, you know, or whatever.

[Jamie]

Wow. That's at the Ziegfeld theater.

[Robbie]

Wow. Oh, yeah.

[Jamie]

You see season two premiere.

[Robbie]

So that's just. So anybody who doesn't know the guy in between Big Pussy and James Gainolfini, that's David Chase. That's the guy who created Sopranos.

[Jamie]

We had him on here.

[Robbie]

Yeah. And then that's Jamie Lee. And then that is me. That is me after losing weight.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Unbelievable.

[Jamie]

You did. You were losing weight already?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

You were going on the Atkins in second season.

[Robbie]

That's right. How are you still that fat after losing weight? My God.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

What a little beast. It's insane. I was 200 pounds, so zig field. And you said, what year?

[Jamie]

Second season.

[Robbie]

So. So you think 99 or 20,000. What do we got? That's correct. January 2000. Wow. He just snuck in there. Yeah, that's.

[Jamie]

Just graduated high school couple. I was in NYU. Still.

[Robbie]

I'm 15, so I'm a little drunk here. You know, Robbie's doing vodka crayons. He's sneaking vodka.

[Jamie]

I brought that bad ex boyfriend to this premiere.

[Robbie]

Did you? Wow. And if anyone doesn't know, Jamie's bad ex boyfriend is the one who got into a car accident with her and then switched her into this driver's seat.

[Jamie]

Many times here to make it look.

[Robbie]

Like she was driving. You brought him up. I just. I'm just trying to let people know.

[Jamie]

Clarify. Which one?

[Robbie]

Wouldn't it be cool if he was in the photo?

[Jamie]

I'm sure he's in one somewhere.

[Robbie]

That would have been.

[Jamie]

Wow. What a memory. I love it. Jim was happy.

[Robbie]

You say you'll never join the Navy, that you never track storms brewing in the Atlantic, and skydiving could never be part of your commute. You'd never climb Mount Florida Fuji on a port visit, or fly so fast you break the sound barrier. Joining the Navy sounds crazy. Saying never actually is. Start your [e-mail]. america's Navy, forged by the sea. Do we. Do we have any Sopranos tattoos? I think we didn't. Or. No.

[Jamie]

I've never seen that one since the ducks left.

[Robbie]

Oh, that's. That might be my favorite one that we've seen.

[Jamie]

That's some good work of Stevie and Tony.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I still think Tony's regal could be a little. But just as far as, like, if somebody was. If. Here's. Here's what we should think, right? If. If we were at some kind of Sopranos thing and people were coming up to us and showing us these, what would our thoughts be? And this would probably be my favorite I've ever seen.

[Jamie]

Really?

[Robbie]

I think so, yeah. I just love. I. I mean, just Tony Sirico is just the best. So, so good. That's. I mean, that's an arm.

[Jamie]

What a weird shaped arm.

[Robbie]

It is a weird arm.

[Jamie]

Is he okay? What's wrong with his arm?

[Robbie]

What's wrong. Does anybody know. Anybody know where we got this?

[Jamie]

What's wrong with. Is the bottom one? Uncle Junior, too?

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah. It's the caricature of Uncle June from the court scene where he's like, what likeness is that?

[Jamie]

He looks like Mr. Magoo.

[Robbie]

So what part. What part of his arm is. I can't even figure out what's going on.

[Jamie]

It's, like, bulging out.

[Robbie]

Do we know.

[Jamie]

Are we gonna. Is this gonna be one of those things where, like, you diagnose somebody with something? Like, you know when. Like, you'll watch a news anchor and somebody was like, you have thyroid cancer?

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah. Like, I mean, I'm pretty sure this guy's been diagnosed. If he's walking around with that kind of arm, I don't think we're going to be the first.

[Jamie]

Something's wrong with your arm.

[Robbie]

He's like, oh, you think something's wrong with this?

[Jamie]

Your tricep is inflamed.

[Robbie]

Do we have another? Yeah. See this one?

[Jamie]

Wow. That's a leg.

[Robbie]

That's a leg. And that's some. That's some dedicated. That's the scene where I committed suicide. And you're like, let me get that. You didn't.

[Jamie]

You tried to.

[Robbie]

Tried to commit suicide. And it's like, yeah, let's put that on my leg. That's a wild. It's a wild move. I think it's a great tattoo. I love it. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow. You were not that big, though, then you were. You were thin, Thinner.

[Robbie]

Yeah. But they did have a. You know, I probably did look similar to that because they had a lot of layers. I had a lot of layers under me. Yeah, because they were like, oh, it's about. It's January and it's going to be very cold.

[Jamie]

Wow. Oh, that's actually a really good one.

[Robbie]

Oh, I like that. What is that in the likeness of?

[Jamie]

That's the back of Jim.

[Robbie]

I know, but there's like a.

[Jamie]

Like a style of cartoon.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Like, not like Kyle. Like, what's his name in Hobbes?

[Jamie]

Calvin and Hobbs.

[Robbie]

It's not Calvin and Hobbes, but it's something.

[Jamie]

It looks like an old newspaper or it looks like the New York.

[Robbie]

The New Yorker.

[Jamie]

New Yorker type cartoon.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something.

[Jamie]

But there is a. I love that one. That one's actually my favorite.

[Robbie]

That's. That. That's pretty good.

[Jamie]

Is that guy wearing leggings?

[Robbie]

Would that be cool if that was a woman?

[Jamie]

Is that a woman?

[Amazon Narrator]

It is a woman.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Respect.

[Robbie]

That's. That's dedication.

[Jamie]

And then she's got some coordinates.

[Robbie]

Yeah. All right, but before we go, let's just get. You know what time it is, Jamie. It's time to make a sandwich. We got this. We got. We got. Our buddy, the sandwich guy is back.

[Jamie]

What's the sandwich today?

[Sandwich Guy]

I love French fries. Here we go. We're gonna make the Nutella French fries. How you doing?

[Robbie]

He's not making a sandwich today.

[Sandwich Guy]

And girls, make sure you clean your potato gabish.

[Jamie]

Gabish. Oh, I need that.

[Robbie]

You like that? You can do that with sweet potatoes. Wow.

[Jamie]

Robbie. My next.

[Robbie]

This is a real pod just for me and you today, I gotta say.

[Jamie]

Oh, that is a tub of Nutella. That's disgusting.

[Sandwich Guy]

Come on, bro.

[Jamie]

That is. That is gross.

[Robbie]

He likes it.

[Sandwich Guy]

And don't tell me, you guys, when you open up a thing of new dollar, you don't do this.

[Jamie]

I did not need to see that.

[Sandwich Guy]

Come on, bro. Look at these fries. Forget a body.

[Jamie]

I also need a deep fryer.

[Sandwich Guy]

French fries.

[Robbie]

This could be the most dangerous way to make french fries. I couldn't think of a more dangerous way to make french fries. Can you just. Can you pull it back? Can you pull it back a little to see that he's. He has like, on top of a stove with boiling oil. I literally couldn't think of how to make this more dangerous.

[Jamie]

They have more contained fryers.

[Sandwich Guy]

So now we throw a little salt on top.

[Robbie]

That's a wild move.

[Jamie]

Not a little salt. Okay. What do we do with the Nutella?

[Sandwich Guy]

And now we throw the Nutella on top. Mod on the me. Come on, bro. Get about it. You ever see this before? Nutella fries.

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I'm not really feeling.

[Jamie]

Are Any of you feeling a Nutella fry? No. Nobody? Nobody's a fan.

[Robbie]

Absolutely not.

[Jamie]

Disgusting.

[Sandwich Guy]

Now we throw a little powdered sugar on top.

[Jamie]

You've read this wrong, sir.

[Robbie]

I gotta say, I do love his sandwiches, but this. This is a misstep.

[Jamie]

No balsamic glaze on that stuff.

[Robbie]

No, no, no, no. Jamie's juice.

[Jamie]

You want to know how I would do these fries?

[Sandwich Guy]

French fries. Don't forget, guys, Giovanni's Italian Deli.

[Robbie]

French shout out. Giovanni's Italian Deli. Going.

[Sandwich Guy]

And we got our first customer that's going to try the Nutella. French fries. Come on, kid. What do you say first?

[Robbie]

There you go. How you doing?

[Sandwich Guy]

Like this.

[Jamie]

He looks like Jack.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Sandwich Guy]

You go grab a. Grab a nice fry with the Nutella on it.

[Jamie]

No, of course he's going to love it. Don't make him laugh.

[Sandwich Guy]

How's that go? Have another one.

[Robbie]

He's still eating the first one. All right. How would you make those fries?

[Jamie]

I would make the fries and then I would put brisket. I want to, like. I would do what he did with Nutella, but with brisket.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Then. And then powdered tomatoes, some chopped onions, some pepperoncinis.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

A little chipotle sauce, maybe. And a little balsamic glaze.

[Robbie]

I gotta say, today feels more like me and you were just hanging out than doing a pot. This is how we talk. This is how we talk when we're alone.

[Jamie]

This would be a conversation of you and I sitting at the table.

[Robbie]

We'd sit around for an hour just being like, how would you make these fries? Yeah, Like, I put brisket on. I'm like, yeah, tell me more.

[Jamie]

And then she rubbed my mouth.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah. Then I had a woman's hand in my mouth. All right. Yeah. Sorry if this was too. Just me and Jamie sitting at. At her house on a Sunday. Yeah, we'll. We'll. We'll fire it up next time. We'll see you guys next week.

[Jamie]

By.

[Robbie]

Not today. Hey, not today.

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