I Was A Secret Gamer Girl | Not Today, Pal

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Podcast Summary: "I Was A Secret Gamer Girl | Not Today, Pal"

Not Today, Pal hosted by Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler delves into a heartwarming and humorous episode titled "I Was A Secret Gamer Girl." This episode, released on March 6, 2025, explores themes of friendship, nostalgia, parenting, and personal growth. Through engaging dialogues and relatable anecdotes, Jamie and Rob offer listeners an intimate glimpse into their lives beyond their famous "Sopranos" personas.

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1. Opening Story: Super Bowl Bet and Aftermath [15:40 – 21:40]

The episode kicks off with Rob recounting a memorable Super Bowl experience where he and his friend Cutter had placed an $8,000 bet on the game. Despite the game appearing to be a "blowout" in favor of the Eagles, an unexpected two-point conversion from the Chiefs flipped the outcome entirely.

• Rob Iler: "When you're a gambler, hitting a final box on the Super Bowl is one of the dreams... And we fucking hit it." 20:45

Jamie shares her excitement and happiness for Rob but also touches on the less thrilling aspects of parenting, particularly observing her son's amusing yet messy habits.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Jack has enormous boogers that like, you know the kind. Sorry to anybody that's grossed out by boogers." 17:42

2. Parenting Anecdotes: Boogers and Growing Up [16:50 – 23:18]

Jamie-Lynn discusses a story where her son, Jack, inadvertently placed a booger on another child's head, accompanied by a photo sent by the child's mother. This leads to humorous remarks about Jack's lack of etiquette and the messy realities of parenting.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "I have a memory of like maybe a year after we had like stopped hanging out... it was like a snow day... feeling like I wish I would have. I was like hanging with them." 36:57

Rob and Jamie also delve into the challenges of managing household waste, highlighting the differences in garbage collection schedules and personal practices to keep things clean and odor-free.

3. Reflecting on Los Angeles: Challenges and Longing [21:04 – 23:25]

Returning to the topic of Los Angeles, Jamie expresses a sense of melancholy about the changes in her hometown, missing the community and friendships while acknowledging the beauty of the city.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "I miss it. I miss... So many people that I love and care about. But like the life that I had there no longer exists." 21:09

Rob humorously criticizes the behavior of gym-goers in LA, pointing out the ostentatious display of physique and excessive photo-taking in locker rooms.

• Rob Iler: "It's cr. And you feel like... like this guy's getting fucking 20 photos of his snapped right now while we're sitting here and it's like it's not fucking cool." 22:32

4. Childhood Memories: The Commodore 64 Club [33:05 – 38:33]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Jamie's nostalgic recounting of her childhood as a "Secret Gamer Girl." She reminisces about the "Commodore 64 Club," a group of friends, including herself, who bonded over computer games and wrestling while keeping their friendship discreet from peers.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "I had a like arcade birthday one time and like just they were invited and like my brothers... like we never talked about our friendship, like at school." 34:09

Rob teases Jamie about being a "Commodore 60 whore," leading to playful banter and affirmation of their deep-rooted friendship.

• Rob Iler: "You were a little Commodore 60 whore." 36:02

Jamie elaborates on the dynamics of her childhood friendships, emphasizing the safe space gaming provided her amidst a different social environment.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Like across the street. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's where I get to be the real me, you know, I'm a nerd." 36:57

5. Modern-Day Reflections: Parenting and Gaming [38:04 – 41:31]

Transitioning to their roles as parents, Jamie and Rob discuss how their interests and hobbies have evolved. Jamie shares her love for puzzles, highlighting her recent engagement with a complex "magic puzzle," while Rob touches on the maintenance and expense of arcade machines.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "I had to finish it. It was one that I've been working on... they're really dope, but they took me way too long." 37:18

The conversation also touches upon Cutter's (Jamie’s husband) lifestyle choices, such as his selective smoking habits and the humorous perception of his everyday demeanor.

• Rob Iler: "He does look so beat up sometimes. It's like, what'd you do today? I'm like, nothing." 40:43

Jamie reflects on Cutter's Instagram activities, showcasing their lighthearted rapport.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "He's throwing the pennies. He bought a bunch of pennies, make sure they're all heads up." 25:48

6. Closing Remarks and Future Plans [38:35 – End]

As the episode wraps up, Jamie and Rob hint at upcoming projects and interactions, maintaining their signature blend of humor and sincerity. They express eagerness to reconnect with their audience through social media and future content collaborations.

• Rob Iler: "We miss you, Cutter. All right. Yeah, we will. We'll see you next week." 40:54

Jamie concludes with a playful sign-off, blending nostalgia with their ongoing friendship.

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Commodore 60 signing off. Hey, not today. Not today." 41:31

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Notable Quotes

• Rob Iler: "When you're a gambler, hitting a final box on the Super Bowl is one of the dreams." 20:45

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Jack has enormous boogers that like, you know the kind. Sorry to anybody that's grossed out by boogers." 17:42

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Like that's where I get to be the real me, you know, I'm a nerd." 36:57

• Rob Iler: "It's cr. And you feel like... like this guy's getting fucking 20 photos of his snapped right now while we're sitting here and it's like it's not fucking cool." 22:32

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Commodore 60 signing off. Hey, not today. Not today." 41:31

Conclusion

"I Was A Secret Gamer Girl" offers a delightful mix of humor, heartfelt stories, and candid conversations between Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler. By sharing personal anecdotes from their childhood and current lives, the hosts not only entertain but also connect deeply with their audience. This episode underscores the enduring power of friendship and the nostalgic charm of shared interests, wrapped in the comedic flair that defines Not Today, Pal.

Transcript

[Rob Eiler]

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[James]

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[Jamie]

Not today. Like one of those.

[Rob Eiler]

I don't like the nozzle thing.

[Jamie]

You can just get it with regular.

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, well, here we are. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Just talking about water bottles.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. Because I need a smaller one than that for some. For some things.

[Jamie]

Reusable water bottles.

[Rob Eiler]

So here's. We talked about doing this like a year ago and I hit you up the other day and I was like, we need to do this. Which is the secret box. So show. Show people what you made. Amy Lee.

[Jamie]

You told me to get crafty.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. I was like, I know you like a little project sometime. So here's. Here's our. It says, tell us your secrets, Rob and Yami. And it's a box that Jamie's created. So, guys, what we're going to do, we're going to put this out where you walk into YMH out in the office. We're gonna cut. So we got to figure out, James, how to. We gotta cut like a hole somewhere in here.

[Jamie]

There's a perfect little hole.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, but that. Doesn't that feel like people could. Then take it? I guess we gotta like, you tape.

[Jamie]

This down and people fold their paper and put it.

[Rob Eiler]

I feel like people be worried about somebody taking their secrets out of there if we're doing.

[Jamie]

I think it's a pretty trustworthy environment here.

[James]

No, you think incorrectly.

[Rob Eiler]

No way.

[Jamie]

You think very well for the sake of the show.

[Rob Eiler]

So here's what we do.

[Jamie]

Maybe they would be respectful.

[Rob Eiler]

Maybe we make.

[Jamie]

Should I write be respectful here?

[Rob Eiler]

Ye. They'll listen to that.

[Chad]

That'll encourage it. The other direction.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. Here, Jamie, I think we take like paper or something and put it up to here and then people slip the thing in there.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob Eiler]

So that it's just covered. Right. So here's what we're going to try. But this is going to take class participation, guys, if this is going to work. So what we're going to do is we're going to put this in the front of ymh. I'm going to put a secret in. Yami's going to put a secret in, and then we're going to trust that other people are going to put secrets in. You don't have to put your name on it. You don't have to reveal if it was you. But then next week or in the upcoming weeks, we're gonna open them and we're gonna read people's secrets on the air. And then if they want to come forward, they can. If they don't, you just. You never say anything. How do we feel about this in there, guys?

[Chad]

I'm okay with it. I just, I'm not convinced it's not gonna go sideways somehow.

[Jamie]

What do you mean go sideways? Like what. When. What way could it go sideways?

[Chad]

Joker's here, you know, putting in fake secrets and putting someone else's name on them. Random. I don't know.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah, don't put your name. We're not gonna read one.

[Rob Eiler]

Here's what we'll do to stop the antics. We won' if we. If we see it's. If we see it's of somebody else's name or if it's a fit. Will, here's the thing. We will not accept any names on the secrets. How's that? And then if, even then, though, you.

[James]

Can put a secret that sounds like it's somebody else's.

[Jamie]

Right?

[James]

You know, and then if we're not going to deny that or something, it's.

[Jamie]

Like maybe we just need to put it in the booth.

[Chad]

I mean, I'm not gonna.

[Jamie]

If the hooligans interns are going to fuck it with then no.

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll trust. We'll trust the people. We'll put it out there and we'll see what happens.

[Jamie]

That's how I like to live my life.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, but, but listen, know that, you know, we know what we'd like with this. Jamie, very sincere.

[Jamie]

I worked hard on this.

[Chad]

Yeah, I think if you told the studio like I worked hard on this.

[Jamie]

Okay. Do you want me to make a. Make a video?

[Rob Eiler]

You're right. No one listens to me. White people are done. Go ahead, Jen.

[Jamie]

Please be respectful. We have a mission with this. We have a purpose with this.

[Rob Eiler]

Hold it a little higher.

[Jamie]

I care about you all here. This is a way for you to release shame.

[Rob Eiler]

Yes.

[Jamie]

This is a way for you to release demons. We're looking to heal people here. Your secrets are safe with me.

[Rob Eiler]

There you go. Right there. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. So guys, listen, I'm going to be. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to put a fucked up secret in here.

[Jamie]

And I put, by the way, you know what I did? I used one of the worst photos ever taken of the Two of us. We. We. We look not great here. Yeah, right.

[Rob Eiler]

I have a feeling there's going to be glasses and mustaches drawn on us by next week.

[Jamie]

But that's fine because we. We. We share all our secrets here. We. We.

[Rob Eiler]

Our.

[Jamie]

Our flawed selves.

[Rob Eiler]

It's time for the office to help us out and share some of yours. That's what we're doing.

[Jamie]

Join us.

[Rob Eiler]

We. We've put so many of our secrets out there.

[Jamie]

To the other side.

[Rob Eiler]

We need some of yours to. To Nobody's.

[Jamie]

Perfect.

[Chad]

I'm in.

[Jamie]

I love it. Of course you are, Chad. I knew you'd be. Thank you.

[Rob Eiler]

Any.

[James]

What's up?

[Rob Eiler]

You could just stay. You could just stay out of it.

[Chad]

Any.

[Rob Eiler]

Any. Any. Doesn't any. And he doesn't agree with the whole secret box, you know. You know why? Because when I talk to any about the secret box, he's like, I can't put that. That I would put in there. In there. It's like, you don't have to go with the 10 secret.

[James]

That's not what I said.

[Rob Eiler]

You were like, well, do you want me to say what you actually said? Because that's what it got it taken out last time.

[James]

I can't say what I said exactly.

[Rob Eiler]

So I'm trying to paraphrase.

[James]

Well, no, you can't say that I said something I didn't say. I'm not cool with that.

[Rob Eiler]

This guy's the worst. The absolute worst. It's just unreal.

[Jamie]

We just. We know now the window of when to catch any to. Right.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. Get. Get drunk and then you're somewhat friendly post work pre is you're tolerable when you're drunk.

[James]

It's true.

[Rob Eiler]

I was staying. I don't. I forget if we talked about this last week. If we did, I apologize. I just don't remember if he brought it up or not. I was staying at a friend's place for a while and the garbage gets picked up once a week.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Every Friday at my house.

[Rob Eiler]

I was like, it's supposed to be twice a week. I always thought it was twice a week. Well, okay. So let's say you eat fucking chicken on Saturday. You throw out raw chicken. That shit is sitting out there for six days.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob Eiler]

That's not okay. That's insane.

[Jamie]

It's outside my house, but that's gonna.

[Rob Eiler]

Cause fucking raccoons and crazy.

[Jamie]

We've been all right.

[Rob Eiler]

I don't know how if I leave. If I make chicken at night when I wake up in the morning, if it's in My garbage can. It smells like death in my apartment.

[Jamie]

How much chicken are you throwing away?

[Rob Eiler]

Well, you know, I eat 10 pounds of it a day, so.

[Jamie]

What are you talking about? What are you throwing away? The fat? Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

Like if I'm, you know, if I'm making thighs or whatever, like I'm. I'm cutting off pieces that look.

[Jamie]

Yeah. But it's like, tight. Well, here's what I do. When I throw away, like meat or like my dog's food, I put it in its own little. Like I'll take an old grocery bag or whatever and I'll tie it tight in there and then put that in the garbage bag. So it's like double wrapped.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, because there's a lot of our. There's. Because I looked this up online, there's a lot of argument. A lot of people are. Yes. Two times a week people.

[Jamie]

I honestly think I grew up in New York having it be twice a week.

[Rob Eiler]

Of course, I do remember that they're doing. Yeah. Out here in Texas. I was in Cali once a week. Are you guys all once a week where you live?

[Chad]

Well, New York piles their trash on the streets.

[Rob Eiler]

Exactly.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah. But even on Long island, where I grew up, it was very, you know, suburban, but it was like, I have.

[Chad]

A dumpster in our parking lot and like, I just take it out when I go with my car leave or whatever. So they tried getting. They got us valet trash.

[Rob Eiler]

That's the worst.

[Chad]

I don't need to fucking.

[Jamie]

What is valet trash?

[Chad]

Schedule it. I'm just stupid.

[Jamie]

Like, a man comes and just takes your trash out.

[James]

It's. It's so stupid. It sounded so cool. Where they're like, yeah, every week, or maybe every. I think two, three. Two or three days a week, they'll come pick up your trash and they'll just throw it away for you. You don't even have to go to the dumpster.

[Rob Eiler]

You leave it outside your door.

[James]

Yeah. I'm like, yo, that's sick. And then you realize real quick that a lot of days you're gonna have like two bags of trash. And they're like, nah, only one fam. We can't do two. And it's like, what? So I have to take. Well, then what the fuck is the point of this shit?

[Chad]

And your trash just sits outside your everyone's door and. Yeah, so I don't even.

[James]

Sometimes they don't even come and get it. Exactly. Sometimes they just have the day off or some. Now you got like 12 bags sitting in front of your.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And and you. I. That's something where, like, you have the expectation and when it's not fulfilled, that's like a real. That could set your whole day off.

[James]

Especially because you pay for it.

[Jamie]

That's, of course, put in your rent. Of course.

[Rob Eiler]

My friend's garbage got picked up every Thursday and by like, you know, I don't know, Monday the garbage was full.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah, look, ours gets picked up on Friday. And the truth is by Monday I've got a fuck ton of garbage from the weekend.

[Rob Eiler]

This is what I'm saying.

[Jamie]

But we have a dump in our neighborhood that you could go to if, like, you needing to throw it away.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I feel like we have not done memory lane in a very long time. Can we get a memory lane going up in here, please?

[Jamie]

Oh, wow.

[Rob Eiler]

But that's me and James on a boat. So me and AJ And Tony Soprano on a boat. He looks young.

[Jamie]

Wow, you really look like father son there.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, he looks.

[Jamie]

He's so young there. His hair is dark and thick. That was season two.

[Rob Eiler]

That'd be my guess. Yeah. And we're on the Stugotz.

[Jamie]

Was the episode called Stugarts?

[Rob Eiler]

Wow. If you got that, that's amazing because I don't know.

[James]

That says it's the tenth episode, season two. It says bust out, but let me.

[Jamie]

Well, that's.

[Rob Eiler]

I didn't even know there was an episode called bust out.

[Jamie]

Do you remember shooting that day?

[Rob Eiler]

You know, I. We did this kind of thing, like going out on the boat, me and him, like three times. They all kind of blend together. So I don't know that I remember that one, but I remember, like going out on.

[Jamie]

Do you enjoy being out on the. Like, was there a limited cre on the boat? Just like.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

And then they have another boat, right?

[Rob Eiler]

You know, there's another boat with everybody else on.

[Jamie]

And where would you guys go?

[Rob Eiler]

I don't know, somewhere in Jersey. But I remember like one of these days, they were like, oh, we want, like, as if it's a picture from the day. So they made me hold like a three foot long fish. Fish that was like a giant fish. And I held them by the tail and they were like, no, you're supposed to hold them like inside the gill. And I was like, I'm not putting my hand inside this fish. Like, where's this fish been when you.

[Jamie]

I feel like people are always holding it.

[Rob Eiler]

Like, that's what I said. I'm like, this is how people hold a fish.

[Jamie]

And you're supposed to hold it like across Your body.

[James]

I think that's when it's dead. When you hold it on the tail. Right. I thought you hold it.

[Rob Eiler]

It was dead.

[Jamie]

Oh, when it's still alive.

[James]

I don't think.

[Jamie]

Well, they were trying to make it cooler.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. It was, like, frozen.

[Jamie]

Well, right, but they weren't saying that it was. They were probably trying to make it like you had just caught it type of thing.

[Rob Eiler]

But I know, like, that's a thing with fishing. Like, if you look at, like, fishing competitions when, like, the winner, like, he's. He's. His hand is inside the fish's gill, you know that.

[Jamie]

I think that's, like, one thing that you'll never probably see me really lean into in this lifetime is fishing.

[Rob Eiler]

Fishing. Well, have you gone?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

And what you did, just not your thing? No, My dad gets violently seasick. Like, violently. Like, he.

[Jamie]

Do you.

[Rob Eiler]

No, not at all.

[Jamie]

You don't get seasick at all?

[Rob Eiler]

No. He took.

[Jamie]

I could see you getting, like, wearing those bracelets like that. You'd be, like, sensitive to that.

[Rob Eiler]

See, I never get any sort of, like, sickness. My stomach is pretty even.

[Jamie]

Like, rides, like, roller coasters and stuff. Nothing. How. When's the last time you've been okay.

[Rob Eiler]

Of the fucking. Yeah.

[Jamie]

I used to love them. And I will say, post Disney, I was like, I'm old. Like, I'm not enjoying this as much anymore. I would get nauseous.

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, you just get sick.

[Jamie]

Like, I loved Guardians of the Galaxy. That roller coaster, the new one at Epcot. It's so fucking good. It's so smooth. It's so cool. But I was so. I was borderline going to vomit when I got off.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, I don't like things where your head whips around.

[Jamie]

It wasn't too whippy either. It was just. I don't know. What I did love there, though, was Tron. You're like. Have any of you guys been on it where you're, like, riding, like, a motorcycle?

[James]

I've seen it.

[Jamie]

You're.

[James]

You're with a bunch of people.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[James]

Right, okay.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I just saw they had footage of Jalen Hurts doing it the other day after the super bowl. But that one, I didn't get nauseous because you're, like, bent over kind of like, I don't know, riding the motorcycle.

[Rob Eiler]

Cutter must have loved that, huh?

[Jamie]

He went on it, like, four times.

[Rob Eiler]

I meant seeing you bent over.

[Jamie]

Oh, well, you know, it's always what he's looking for. That's for free. Anytime he wants.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, not anytime.

[James]

Is that enough?

[Jamie]

Is that enough. He's modeling for Disney Rides now.

[James]

Yeah, I think it's way too happy though. He's too excited.

[Jamie]

It's a good ride. But yeah, I'm. I can't enjoy them the way I used to, which sucks.

[Rob Eiler]

Do your kids love them? Love Cutter loves them.

[Jamie]

Jack, though, he, he's like, he'll say to everybody, like, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Like, mom, I'll ride with you. And then as soon as we got on, he's like, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. I hate this. The whole time I was like holding his head in my hands when we were on the ride. And then when he gets off, he's like, that was awesome. He's just like, care so much what people think. But still, he just made the height to go on these rides. So, you know.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

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[Rob Eiler]

So when we were. This is a little shooting back, but when me and Cutter won a bet for. On the Super Bowl.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah. We didn't talk about this.

[Rob Eiler]

We never talked about it.

[Jamie]

Wait, we need to talk about.

[Rob Eiler]

And Bo came up to me and was like, yeah, Rob. Like, that boy. You know what? He called me for the first time the other day, Rob Hyler. He was like, hey, Rob Eiler. I was like, what? Where's this coming? But he's like, hey, Rob. And he gives me like a pound. And he gives me a hug, and he's like, great job. And then, like, I. I went over because, like, Jack was right there. And then I went like, oh, like, now I'm going to get a hug from Jack. And not only did I not get a hug from Jack when he turned around covered in snot. Just absolutely.

[Jamie]

That's 80% of his hair.

[Rob Eiler]

And he has no idea.

[Jamie]

He doesn't wipe it. It's so weird.

[Rob Eiler]

It's cr. Like, it would be debilitating. Like, there's nothing you could do and function if you had that much snot on your face. And he's just chilling.

[Jamie]

Did I talk about the booger? The bus booger on here?

[Rob Eiler]

No. Can you. That's amazing. I didn't know that you'd be willing to talk about that.

[Jamie]

Well, I'll loosely talk about it.

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, this is the best.

[Jamie]

I got a text from a mom that my son put a booger on her kid's head, and she sent me a photo of the booger on his head.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. And here's. Here's the.

[Jamie]

And when I looked at the photo, I was like, that looks like Jack's booger.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. And. And here's what I gotta say. Here's the. I don't know what the word is. Discrepancy about the whole thing. Here's the thing her son claims he flicked the booger. When you look at this booger, this is clearly slimy. He wiped it on him and it, like, streaked. There is 0% chance he flick this booger.

[Jamie]

No, I don't believe him. I never believe.

[Rob Eiler]

And it's like, on the side of the kid's head. It is, yeah.

[Chad]

Wait, so the kid just kept it on his head until.

[Rob Eiler]

That's what I said.

[Chad]

Could take a picture.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I guess.

[Chad]

Whoa.

[Rob Eiler]

That's what I said.

[James]

And it was like an inside job. This whole story is up.

[Jamie]

Well, but that's what. That's what I mean. Yes, I know it. There. There's a lot to unpack here. But just the moral of it is that Jack has enormous boogers that like, you know the kind. Sorry. To anybody that's grossed out by boogers.

[Rob Eiler]

I just want to say I'll talk.

[Jamie]

About it for 10 more seconds. You know the time they, like, take up your entire nostril. Like, he'll come home from school and, like, his two nostrils are just. I'm like his teachers. He's in first grade. Like, wipe his nose.

[Rob Eiler]

You know what his nose looks like? You know, in like, a cartoon, when they would show, like, a sewer oozing stuff out of it. Like, that's what his face. It looks like. It's just oozing out of his face.

[Jamie]

He has no drainage.

[Rob Eiler]

But they did wipe a booger on a kid's head. So you will be able to tune in 14 years from now when they have their own YMH pot. Clearly, it's the. The path they're on.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, I think. I think they're gonna fit in.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

Great.

[Jamie]

Let's talk about the bet that you won. Rob would had just been telling me that it was, like, not the most exciting football season for.

[Rob Eiler]

And Super Bowl. Super bowl sucked.

[Jamie]

Right. And like, super bowl in general. Like, by the way, who called an Eagles blowout? You texted me that morning and you said, who you got, James? I said, saquon's time. Sake. It's Saquon's time. It's his birthday. It's the Eagles all the way. I feel a blowout coming.

[Rob Eiler]

You didn't say that, but yeah, you said.

[Jamie]

Well, I said that to Cutter, but you. You went against me.

[Rob Eiler]

I bet on the Chiefs because I thought Philly was better, but I thought that the Chiefs were. Because of Taylor Swift. I thought they were going to win.

[Jamie]

It was time for the world to see that the Chiefs had gotten. Chiefs are a great team, but I feel like all their wins were lucky this year and the Eagles were just a better team.

[Rob Eiler]

And then tell them what happened. James, who was the real winner at.

[Jamie]

Literally what, how many, many minutes left of the game? Right? We think, okay, it's done. Not exciting. And then the Chiefs throw that touchdown towards the end. Cutter and Rob hit their box. Well, not only that, zero was.

[Rob Eiler]

We realized at that moment that we need the two point conversion to hit the box.

[Jamie]

That's right.

[Rob Eiler]

So here's, here's.

[Jamie]

That's right.

[Rob Eiler]

Here's what happened.

[Jamie]

I mean, the party was like dead.

[Rob Eiler]

It was dead. It was like everybody. It was like 40 to 20 or whatever the fuck it was.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

And so what happens is we're upstairs watching and the Kansas City gets a touchdown. We realized if they get this two point conversion, me and Cutter win. And it's like $8,000.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob Eiler]

And we're like, we're like, please. And the whole super bowl sucked. Everything sucked. It was not good. We.

[Jamie]

Halftime show was good.

[Rob Eiler]

It was good. We. So then they missed a two point conversion. And that's what me and Cutter were like, fudge this. We get. We. We walk out of the theater. We were watching it in. We go downstairs, people are like cleaning up and whatever. And we're like, it's over. Like, you know, that was it. We were two point conversion away from eight grand. And then all of a sudden, so we needed the numbers two and zero.

[Jamie]

And there's what, four minutes left.

[Rob Eiler]

Something. And fucking Mahomes throws a bomb to Worthy, I think touchdown. And we're like. And then we realize we're like, oh my God, wait now if they get the touchdown and two point conversion we hit for the eight grand and he.

[Jamie]

Was wondering like, do they go for it? Because they'd still have no chance of winning. And they went for it.

[Rob Eiler]

They went for it. They got it. And it was the fucking best. It was the best. It was you.

[Jamie]

I'm so happy for you.

[Rob Eiler]

When you're a gambler, hitting a final box on the super bowl is one of the dreams.

[Jamie]

With a minute left.

[Rob Eiler]

With a minute. And we fucking hit it. And then the. And then they.

[Jamie]

What a. What a closeout.

[Rob Eiler]

Philly knelt down and that. And that ended the season. And that. That made up for a lot of the losses.

[Jamie]

Yeah, sure.

[Rob Eiler]

This was, this was the first football season I've had in a long time where it was really what I wanted to know what going back to L. A was like for you. Like, do you feel like it's home?

[Jamie]

Do you feel like no, it's just sad there right now.

[Rob Eiler]

Right. Well, outside of the fires, what is it just like when you return, even.

[Jamie]

On a. I miss it. I miss. Look, my very best friend Stephanie is there. I miss her and her family so much. So many people that I love and care about. But like the life that I had there no longer exists, you know, I think it's more like I'm melancholy for a time.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

That just wouldn't even exist if I went back there. LA is a beautiful place. I have so much love for it, but it is not my home anymore.

[Rob Eiler]

And what do you. Besides the fires, obviously. What do you think is like the biggest problem in LA right now? Because I got, I got one. I got a real problem in la. There's dudes in the gym locker room taking photos of themselves constantly. And there's not only la, it's Jamie. I go to gyms and I go to gyms in New York, I go to gyms in Texas. You go to a gym in la, every one you walk in, there's dudes flexing.

[Jamie]

Are they straight?

[Rob Eiler]

I don't ask them. But you assume no. But the problem is there's naked people walking around. Like in a locker room. There's naked people walking around and they're taking photos in the, in the mirror and in the, behind them in the mirror there's naked people and they just. It's all about them.

[Jamie]

Better engagement on the, on the socials.

[James]

Isn't that illegal?

[Rob Eiler]

That's what I'm saying.

[James]

You can't do that.

[Rob Eiler]

That's exactly what I have it written here.

[Jamie]

And he's like in trouble for that. Yeah, that's. That feels la. Sure.

[Rob Eiler]

It's cr. And you're. And you feel like. Because you know, a lot of the, you know, mostly dudes aren't walking around in the, in the locker room like fully naked. Like they get naked to change, but they're not walking around. But you do have those 70, 80 year old guys who love walking around naked and they're clueless to like a dude taking selfies in the mirror. And you just know like this guy's getting fucking 20 photos of his snapped right now while we're sitting here and it's like it's not fucking cool. And it happens non stop in la.

[Jamie]

Wowzers.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, it's a problem.

[Jamie]

Sounds like it.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Not.

[Rob Eiler]

And not a problem in Texas.

[Jamie]

I've never seen it here aware of. Yeah, it's.

[Rob Eiler]

It's got, it's gotta stop. We've got to stop these Guys.

[Jamie]

Yeah, you should start this mission movement.

[Rob Eiler]

Do you have any problems with la? You want to air out?

[Jamie]

No, you guys, you guys.

[Rob Eiler]

Any problems with la?

[Jamie]

I missed the food.

[James]

Make another freeway, man. Or like get these FTOLs going so we can just, you know, we can get. We can get through because that traffic is crazy, dude. Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's crazy that it's still that bad. Still, like, y'all know nothing about.

[Jamie]

Yeah, they made the 405, 11 lanes wide and it's still backed up.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, bro, we have. Okay, so I was walking when I was staying at my friend's house in California. I was walking by and I saw this and it. It threw me into a tizzy. Can you show the photo of what was on the ground? Look at this, Jame. There are my sneakers, there are my pants. Same as always. So we got a dollar bill, but it's in some wetness. It's in some water. Yeah, it's soaked. What's your move here?

[Jamie]

You just keep just $1.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

So somebody who needs it will find it and pick it up.

[Rob Eiler]

This is where I. This is where I found myself. I found myself going, I'm not gonna touch that. But I found myself feeling like a piece of shit for it because I grew up poor. And like, I remember back in the day when it was like.

[Jamie]

I remember somebody who's poor will find it and pick it up.

[Rob Eiler]

Another just person with a lot of money won't grab it before or something. I just feel like walking by it. I felt bad because I remember being a kid, when you're a kid and you see pennies on the floor and you pick them up and then one.

[Jamie]

Day, like luck, right?

[Rob Eiler]

But then one day you go, I'm not picking up pennies anymore. Like it's. It's, you know. But also when we were kids.

[Jamie]

I haven't reached that.38.

[Rob Eiler]

You still pick up pennies?

[Jamie]

Yeah, heads up.

[Rob Eiler]

Ones on the street like this.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

Get out of here.

[Jamie]

I mean, not if it's in a stream of sewer water.

[Rob Eiler]

So if you're walking on the street, let's say you're in New York City and you see a penny, you stop to pick it up.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob Eiler]

Get out of here.

[Jamie]

Put it in my pocket.

[James]

That's so wholesome.

[Rob Eiler]

I don't know if I believe it.

[Jamie]

Why would I lie about that?

[Rob Eiler]

Because I just think. I think it's one of those things that you do where, like in your head you want to think you'd do that.

[Jamie]

But I pick up a Heads up penny every time.

[Rob Eiler]

When's the last time you picked up a heads up penny? Exactly. Yeah, it was.

[Jamie]

It was not too long ago with BO because I gave it to him.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. I just can't. I can't imagine you stopping New York City walking to pick up.

[Jamie]

I love it if you do, because it happens.

[Rob Eiler]

Okay.

[Jamie]

You sprinkle some pennies out there. Don't tell me in a couple of months, watch what I do.

[Rob Eiler]

I'm. I'm very happy you do that.

[Chad]

I think Bert's doing that right now.

[Rob Eiler]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Picking up pennies.

[Chad]

He's throwing.

[Jamie]

Throwing the pennies.

[James]

Yeah.

[Chad]

He bought a bunch.

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, that's a good.

[Jamie]

He bought a bunch of pennies, make.

[Rob Eiler]

Sure they're all worth.

[Chad]

And he's chucking them out into the world.

[Rob Eiler]

Does he make sure they're all heads up?

[Jamie]

What a living angel.

[Chad]

So I think he just throws them.

[Rob Eiler]

Because I remember growing up and like, you pick up pennies, and then one day you go, I'm not gonna pick up pennies anymore. And then you see a nickel, a.

[Jamie]

Diamond, that day that you wanted to stop.

[Rob Eiler]

I just think you also, like, I think that when you're 4 years old, you're like a penny like you. Money, like, you know, and then I think one day you realize, like, this penny doesn't get me anything. I don't want to walk around with this penny in my pocket all day for no reason.

[Jamie]

And then it doesn't Trump say he wants to stop producing pennies?

[Rob Eiler]

Oh, that's right. With the. With the. And he wants to make weak toilet flushes go away. That those were kind of hand in hand.

[Jamie]

What?

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, you know, like, you know, like the environmental. Because he. He says when you shit in one of these weak toilets, you have to flush eight times. So it negates the whole thing of making it a weak toilet flush. Yeah. He's like, I'd rather one good New York City.

[Jamie]

I love that. That's like something that he's bringing up. That's clearly a personal issue.

[Rob Eiler]

Tackles the kitchen table issues.

[Jamie]

They say kitchen table issues.

[James]

When President Donald Trump announced his intention to eliminate the penny Sunday, he cited the rising cost of the. Of producing the coin. It's the only coin that costs more than it's worth.

[Jamie]

It costs nearly 4 cents.

[Rob Eiler]

It's insane.

[James]

That is pretty fucking stupid.

[Jamie]

It is stupid.

[Rob Eiler]

I mean, it's the definition of waste. Yeah. We're paying 4 cents for a penny. It makes no sense. And then they're just on the ground. I'm walking by that I wouldn't even pick one up.

[James]

It's like I can't even think of anything ever that I can get with a cent right now.

[Jamie]

And I don't really use. I don't really use coins to pay for anything anymore. Like my kids love them in their piggy banks and stuff.

[Rob Eiler]

In New York City when I was a kid, they had penny candy stores. Remember that?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

And like you could get pieces of candy for a penny. Fucking awesome.

[James]

And then fucking nickel. Nickel was cool for nickels, but yeah, pennies.

[Rob Eiler]

Like what is nickel? Nickel.

[James]

It was like an arcade, but instead. Yeah, it was dope. I don't even know. I imagine they're out of business now.

[Jamie]

But so I. Racket. Arcades are huh.

[Rob Eiler]

Insane.

[Jamie]

What a racket are you.

[Rob Eiler]

So we know you're. You don't believe in the funeral.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I'm on same as arcade places.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah.

[James]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you anti arcade?

[Jamie]

I'm not anti. Look, my kids love them. I take them to them all the time. But like when you think about how much money you have to spend to like play the game, these people are raking in money.

[James]

You know how much those cabinets are? Those cabinets are like fucking 10G's cabinets. The. Sorry, the big box of game. You know that you're playing with the sticks and buttons.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, but not like a street Fighter. You're saying it's 10k for like a virtual, like a game with like a board, like a snowboard or something.

[James]

That's probably way more. Way more.

[Jamie]

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[James]

You know the thing that you just punch.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, yeah.

[James]

It's really simple. Right? You wouldn't think that's that much. It was like nine grand.

[Rob Eiler]

But let's. But you, you can get like a street fighter arcade game for like 1500 bucks.

[James]

You mean like the gamestop one that's like not very good or. Yeah, yeah, because you. Because the.

[Jamie]

He's talking about like old school arcades, right? Like Pac Man Asteroid. Like all the.

[Rob Eiler]

Look up how much a Pac man arc.

[Jamie]

I had an arcade birthday once when I was young and I only invited those boy, those secret boys. Remember that? I wouldn't tell people I friends with.

[Rob Eiler]

This is 500 bucks.

[Chad]

But those are probably.

[James]

These are not good.

[Rob Eiler]

But that one, that one is good. The Ms. Pac man. Oh no, that's 4, 3, 800. I feel like those like basic games are not 10k. The punching thing is different because it's, it's.

[Jamie]

What about like a pinball machine?

[James]

I'm telling you that they get expensive because like nobody knows how to number one. You can't just build it. Like if you can, you could say, oh, I'll just Build this. I'll put a computer and a little screen and all that. And like, technically, yeah, you could build this, but, like, go ahead and try that. Shit's crazy complicated. And then especially to maintain it, too.

[Chad]

Yeah, sure.

[Jamie]

A lot of me.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. Maintenance expense. Yeah, kind of. They break all the time.

[Jamie]

Machines are expensive.

[Rob Eiler]

Can you look up again? Pinball machine to me is different because it's. It has all these mechanisms in it. Can you look up how much it is to buy the Sopranos pinball machine?

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

My uncle has one in his basement.

[Jamie]

He does?

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. 10,000.

[Jamie]

11,000 for a refurbished.

[James]

I'm telling you, dog.

[Rob Eiler]

No, no, no, I. I agree with you on pinball machines in this, but I. I remember, like, going to after hours spots and like, like that in New York City when, like, people had arcade games. I remember thinking, like, this must be a million dollars. And like, no, we got it for like 2500 bucks.

[James]

Maybe back then it was like there was more of a demand, you know, because arcades were kind of popping when.

[Rob Eiler]

Right. I think that's what happened. I think there was a thing where, like, in the beginning they were super expensive, then they went down and now they're probably back.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

Kind of high up because I remember there was a time where I was like, oh, you can just like. I remember thinking like, rich people have these. And then I remember somebody telling me they got one for like 800 bucks. I was like, oh, it's like, anyone can get this Sopranos pinball machine. Wait, what did you just say? You were like those secret boys.

[Jamie]

Yeah, Remember I used to have. I talked about those boys that I would hang out with on Saturday mornings. We were called the Commodore 64 Club. And we would play, like, computer games and watch wrestling and the Elio's Pizza. But, like, we never talked about our friendship, like, at school.

[Rob Eiler]

Really?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob Eiler]

So when you would see them in the hallways, you pretend like you didn't know.

[Jamie]

I pretend I didn't know them, but, like, we just didn't talk about it.

[Rob Eiler]

And who named you guys the Commodore 64 club?

[Jamie]

I don't remember who came up with the name.

[Rob Eiler]

Were you the only girl?

[Jamie]

Yeah, it was me. These and three boys.

[Rob Eiler]

Wow.

[Jamie]

That were not, you know, not cool. Like. No, they just, like, weren't friends with, like, the people that I was friends with.

[Rob Eiler]

So how did you. How did you secretly plan these meetings.

[Jamie]

Without, I think, Hebrew school.

[Rob Eiler]

Wow.

[Jamie]

I think one of them was in Hebrew school with me. And, like, we talked about, like, a game we liked to play on Commodore 64. And he's like, well, you know Abhishek and whoever come over my house. I can't remember the other boy, Danny, maybe it was Adam, Danny and Abhishek. And he was like, you know, Abhishek and Danny come over every Saturday morning and like we play and like watch wrestling. And I was like, that sounds dope. I want to come.

[Rob Eiler]

How old were you?

[Jamie]

Like eight, nine.

[Rob Eiler]

Wow. The record must have skipped.

[Jamie]

I had a, I had a like arcade birthday one time and like just they were invited and like my brothers.

[Rob Eiler]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Because I was like, they, they'll think this is dope and these are the people I want to play arcade games.

[Rob Eiler]

Well, the two, the two sides of Jamie. Yeah, Two faces of Jamie. Yeah, you never know. Wow.

[Jamie]

Like a 90.

[James]

I got a little question about that. At what age would you say you said you met them at 8?

[Jamie]

No, we like grew up together. We lived in the same neighborhood and shit.

[James]

But yeah, so what? At what age did you realize that they wanted you, like sexually? Yeah, what age did you realize that?

[Jamie]

Definitely not then.

[James]

No, but you never, you're saying you never thought that.

[Jamie]

Not at like 8, 9?

[Rob Eiler]

No, but we gotta say Jamie's kid, Jamie's kid is 11. He's still kind of like ew with girls. I don't know if they were ew or who.

[Jamie]

He's all about girls.

[Rob Eiler]

Right.

[James]

But it's not. You're ew about sex because you don't understand what the fuck it is. But, but like I know that you want to be.

[Jamie]

I don't think these boys looked at me that way. Like, I think, I think it was like cool to have like a girl around. But I don't think, I don't think their minds were thinking sexually.

[James]

Yes. Well, yeah, to be fair, I don't. Yeah. At that age. I don't mean sexually. I'm just saying that like guys just want the girl around.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. They're like, wow.

[Jamie]

I think I had some sort of awareness, if I can think back, that they like liked that I was there, like. And I'm sure there was a part of me that enjoyed feeling special.

[Rob Eiler]

You were a little Commodore 60 whore.

[Jamie]

We should make a T shirt. Me on a computer. That was good. That's my Halloween costume this year. What are you, a Commodore 60 whore?

[Rob Eiler]

I love it. We haven't done. Oh, by the way, what age do you stop going?

[Jamie]

It was short lived. It was like, you know, it was Saturday mornings. I think I started doing musicals soon and just couldn't make them could you.

[Rob Eiler]

Imagine that first week without you?

[Jamie]

Oh, I remember pulling it. You know what, though? I have a memory of like maybe a year after we had like stopped hanging out. It was like a snow day and like all the neighborhood kids were like, you know, doing their thing in the snow. And I remember like being with my group of friends and like seeing the three of them, like walking around and like feeling like I wish I would have. I was like hanging with them.

[Rob Eiler]

Your true self.

[Jamie]

Like, it was like, you know, like across the street. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's where I get to be the real me, you know, I'm a nerd.

[Rob Eiler]

They really appreciated me over there. Yeah, well, that's. That's your.

[Jamie]

I felt safe.

[Rob Eiler]

I texted Carter the other day at like 10am we're talking and he's like, yeah, Jamie's sitting next to me doing a thousand piece puzzle.

[Jamie]

I had to finish it. It was one that I've been working on. There's these puzzles called magic puzzles. One of my closest friends, Kelty, got it for me. And so like you, there's like straight lines in the middle of it and going across it and then you, you finish it and then you move one out and then you build a whole other thing and move it in. It's it. They're really dope, but they. It took me way too long. I was like. As somebody who's like a puzzle person, I was embarrassed how much. How. That took me like four days.

[Rob Eiler]

You know what?

[Jamie]

We gotta do the magic puzzles.

[Rob Eiler]

We got the, the Monopoly card game. We should bring it here one day and we'll. We'll film us playing a game.

[Jamie]

I like that idea. I like that idea. I also. She also just got me up one of those puzzle boards that you can spin and has drawers and stuff.

[Rob Eiler]

I never heard of this.

[Jamie]

Yeah, well, now you know what to get me. I'm a puzzle girl.

[Rob Eiler]

Do we. We haven't done a cutter's weekly Instagram in a long time.

[Jamie]

Oh, has he sent you any?

[Rob Eiler]

We're getting back in the groove. We gotta. Oh, my God, Jamie. He sends me so many, but most I can't show on here because they have music or like, whatever. Some are just not good. Oh, here. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Nice.

[Jamie]

I couldn't give a. About the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[Rob Eiler]

Started over. What's it called? The Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Nice.

[Jamie]

I couldn't give a.

[Rob Eiler]

About the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah.

[Jamie]

You know, we got here one more time. Okay.

[Rob Eiler]

This Conor McGregor switched up so fast, I'm crying. Listen. You have to listen. It's right in the beginning. Listen to his, like, childhood experience. Excitement about the Walk of Fame.

[Jamie]

Oh, no way.

[Rob Eiler]

The walk. The Walk. What's it called? The Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Nice.

[Jamie]

I couldn't give a. About the. That's my husband. That's why he's literally like. I feel like if Cutter was, like, juiced up on steroids and MMA fighter, that's. I'd be married to Conor McGregor.

[Rob Eiler]

That is so funny.

[Jamie]

Very funny.

[Rob Eiler]

What? You know, I want to ask you about Cutter. Why doesn't Cutter smoke cigarettes? It seems like he.

[Jamie]

Because he knows he would be addicted.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, but he. He seems like he loves cigarettes more than anyone.

[Jamie]

When he's drinking, he'll have one or two. Like, I've seen him have one or two.

[Rob Eiler]

Half of the Instagrams he sends me is a guy smoking a cigarette.

[Jamie]

Well, his parents smoked a ton growing up, like, in the car, windows shut, smoking. So I think, like, there's a part of him, I'd imagine, that doesn't love it.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

But he's. I mean, we've talked about the Zins, so it's not like.

[Rob Eiler]

He's not like, no one I've ever seen. Yeah, he. Oh, my God. We didn't talk about that at the super bowl thing. You weren't there. It was just him up in the theory. He lost his Zins. It was chaos. Oh, yeah, chaos. He. He. Flashlight on his phone, looking under the. He. I'd never seen him move. So the athlete came back out of him, and he was just trying to find these ins. And he's like. He's like, this is unreal, bro. Like. And I'm like, oh, no, you're gonna. Dude.

[Jamie]

What an idiot.

[Rob Eiler]

We have a. We have another Cutter Instagram because we didn't use one from last week. Do you have the other one? Let's see what that. Connor1, man is so funny. He's like, oh, look, it's good. I don't give a. Yeah, see that?

[Jamie]

Yeah, there he is.

[Rob Eiler]

It says yes. I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday. He is. I mean, it's crazy, too, how Cutter. Cutter does look so beat up sometimes. It's like, what'd you do today? I was like, nothing. You know? Like, he looks like this.

[Jamie]

Like, I know. And you Forget that he's 35 years old.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. It looks like Cutter looks like he worked 14 hours in a kitchen sometimes. And you're like, oh, what'd you do today? He's like, oh, nothing. I'm just. Just hanging out. You're like, all right, dude. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob Eiler]

That's our boy.

[Jamie]

That's my boy.

[Rob Eiler]

Yeah. We miss you, Cutter. All right. Yeah, we will. We'll see you next week.

[Jamie]

Commodore 60 signing off. Hey, not today. Not today. Hey, not today.

[Rob Eiler]

One of the stuff.