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Jamie Lynn
Not today, pal.
Bobby
Hey, everybody. So we. I had the. The run of the show. We. We. You know, sometimes you can't plan for stuff. We show up to the pod and this thing is sitting on the table. We don't know what it is, so.
Jamie Lynn
It'S just for me.
Bobby
So Yamilee's gonna open it up. She's gonna see what it is. If it's boring, we're gonna cut this part out. But let's see.
Jamie Lynn
Dear Jamie Lynn, me and my husband, Fake and Bobby, are big fans of ymh. I wanted to send you my book. So my husband reached out to cougar for the P.O. box. I hope you enjoy them. Wow. So you. Cougar, you know, you know what this is?
Bobby
Cougar's not in here, but I know. Oh, you know Tanner, I know fucking Bobby. And he's a big fan of the show and he's like, super nice. Always supports all of our content. They're cool people.
Jamie Lynn
What are these books? This is so beautiful. Wow. Happy reading. All because of you.
Bobby
Must be nice.
Jamie Lynn
Is this a book series? I love, but. Oh, I can't wait to read. I'm about to get on a plane after this. Thank you so much.
Bobby
Yeah, thanks, guys. Thanks for thinking of us.
Jamie Lynn
Oh, they're so beautiful too. They're gonna. Look. Look, Robbie, I have more books to display.
Bobby
Oh, this is how. This is how it happens. Okay.
Jamie Lynn
Oh, these are beautiful.
Bobby
Thank you. We could display them here for now. We should. We should be.
Jamie Lynn
We were really hoping they were like VH of porn. I know.
Bobby
I. That was not in my head, but interesting where your head goes. Okay. You must have been hanging out with Cutter a lot recently because that's what he would say.
Jamie Lynn
I hang out with him a lot.
Bobby
Yeah, you. You were saying the other. When we showed a video of like an animal chiropractor, you were like, I love those.
Jamie Lynn
I do.
Bobby
So are those in your algorithm?
Jamie Lynn
Sometimes.
Bobby
Really?
Jamie Lynn
Well, you know what? They're not. They're in cutters. Cuz he sends them to me.
Bobby
Ah. So what I wanted to ask is, like, what is your algorithm? What, like, made up of? Like.
Jamie Lynn
It'S a lot of facelifts. A lot of like, before and after facelifts. Because I clearly, like, spend time, like when, you know, people are like, look at Kris Jenner's face. And I'm like, I spend more than 30 seconds on that post. It's a lot of facelifts right now. And interior design, because I love lamps.
Bobby
Interior design and exterior design.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah. Correct. Thank you. That's what you're into.
Bobby
You just love design. You love design. Wow. That is what you were.
Jamie Lynn
Some cooking stuff. Cooking.
Bobby
Okay. And what do you look for in the cooking realm?
Jamie Lynn
Protein packed meals. I'm trying to get more protein in my body.
Bobby
How's the testosterone going?
Jamie Lynn
I'm off it.
Bobby
You're off of it?
Jamie Lynn
I lost a lot of hair. My hair started falling out.
Bobby
Really?
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
And that's a thing?
Jamie Lynn
It can be. It can be. I think you have to like supplement possibly with like another hormone. And I just don't have the time right now to like do that. So I'm just backing off the tea. And when I, when I have some time to like test all the things, then I'll do it more properly because I do wanna. I do. I would like to supplement testosterone. But I literally. My hair was like falling out in clumps. I have like, it looks still like I have a lot of hair, but it's a lot less than I used to.
Bobby
Really. So when you would brush it or would. You were just like sitting on the.
Jamie Lynn
Couch and it was like, I would shed like a couple, but like in the shower, like, my whole hand would be full with hair. It was really weird.
Bobby
And it probably made you so angry because you were hopped up on the tee, right? That's all this hair. Probably.
Jamie Lynn
Well, it explains a lot. I didn't even think about my rage.
Bobby
Yeah. So when your kids get in trouble, right? I know like sometimes like other parents or teachers or like a principal can be like, the serious thing happened. Have you ever had, have you ever heard that they were in trouble about something and you're like, I don't care about this. And you have to do pretend to care.
Jamie Lynn
No.
Bobby
What do you do?
Jamie Lynn
So this was a couple of years ago. There was a kid that punched Beau's best friend. And then Beau came and shoved the kid to the ground after he punched his friend. And then I got a call from the principal being like, Beau was involved in a physical altercation. You know, they've all have a consequence and they're, you know, have recess for a couple of days, whatever, and. And she's like, you know, I'd like to tell you what happened. We have video footage if you'd like to see it. And when they explained to me what happened, I was like, well, that's what he. He was defending his friend. That's. I'm not mad at that. And she's like, well, we don't really, you know, condone physical violence. Condone physical violence. And I Was like, yeah, but the kid punched his friend first.
Bobby
Wow. So there. There has to be nothing better than the feeling of, like, when you get in trouble and you're young and you're like, oh, my. And you're going home. And you're like, I'm gonna either get a yell. Ask me, or what are they gonna take for me? And then the parents like, no, no, no, you. That was. Oh, my God.
Jamie Lynn
What?
Bobby
That's like. That's like.
Jamie Lynn
The defendant's dad, like, went up to Bo and was like, you're a great friend. Like, thank you so much. So, yeah, he got validated big time.
Bobby
I can't imagine. Like, listen.
Jamie Lynn
And I think I was able to validate it, too, because Beau is not that normally. Like, that's not an issue for him. Of, like, he doesn't have an instinct to, like, get physical ever. Yeah, Jack does. Yeah, Jack. I might have had a different reaction, but for Beau, it was just more like it comes because he wanted to defend his friend and protect his friend.
Bobby
One of the greatest things about, like, being an adult, like, I remember telling, like, when my brothers were, like, y', all, like, 14 or whatever. I mean, like, the best thing to me is, like, when you do something or fucked up there, there's no one to answer. Do you know what I mean? That thing is got. We're like. But actually, I know people who are, like, 30, and they talk about something. They're like, oh, my mom would kill me if I did that. It's like, what? Like, what do you taught? Like, I know people are like, oh, if I got a tattoo, if I got my ear pair or. But like, they think of these things, and in their head, it's like, oh, my mom wouldn't let me do that. And you're like. You're. You think about what your mom or.
Jamie Lynn
Like, your dad would say, because I know your dad instilled the fear of God in you as a child, but you don't have that anymore.
Bobby
Anymore. Yeah, no, it's gone.
Jamie Lynn
Meaning what did those parents.
Bobby
Physical violence. Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
You think?
Bobby
Well, yeah. You. You.
Jamie Lynn
You know the reason why an adult would still feel fear? Their parents.
Bobby
Oh, no, no. I thought you meant, like, what. What is it? What did it put in me as a kid?
Jamie Lynn
Oh, well, yes, I know that.
Bobby
Yeah. Then. But then it's like, you know, he only had to do it four or five times before. I was like, okay. Like, I can't. Like, there was no. It was like, okay, it's time to go to bed. There wasn't, like, But I want this. Or, like, there was nothing. Like, it was like. It was a look. And you were like, I'm sorry.
Jamie Lynn
I didn't mean, like, people should hire your dad. Like, they hired, like, super nanny.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah, that's. We should. We should do a video of my dad in your home for, like, three days with your. Oh, wait, hold on.
Jamie Lynn
Good.
Bobby
Can we just talk about the funniest thing on video of all time? Might be if you're like, you sit the kids down. You're like, all right. Me and dad are going away for a weekend, and someone's coming to watch you. And you're like, kids, this is Eddie. And my dad just walks in, his fucking black oak leaves with the bald.
Jamie Lynn
You should really do it.
Bobby
And he's like. He's like, all right, go sit the down.
Jamie Lynn
Like, cut to, your dad will be in Beau's room crying, writing a song with him.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah. This kid talks to God. Like, he's. I can't yell at this kid. He's talking to God. I'd be like, all right, dad. Okay.
Jamie Lynn
Have you ever gotten in trouble as a kid and then your parents, your dad or mom was like, that's not a big deal.
Bobby
Yeah, I remember. I can't think of specifically, but again, the reason I was saying, when you become an adult, like, the not having to answer somebody is so dope. Like, I would love to go back to the feeling of just one time of, like, that feeling when you're going home and you're like, oh, my God, they're gonna fucking kill me. Or, like, I'm dead, my life is ruined. I'm not gonna be able to go out tonight. And then you go home, and they're like, hey. And they're like, oh, no, that's fine. Like that. But I've also had the opposite of that where, like, I have a very specific one that comes to my head where, like, I went over to this kid's. Where my dad lived, this kid's house. And there was, like, a fence. And I, like, leaned on the fence and. And then when I looked at my arm, they had just painted the fence, so my arm was all black, like, from paint.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
And I was like, oh, fuck. Like, my arm. This. So, like, my dad's wife at the time had to call him and be like, hey, Rob's. Because my dad was at work, and he's like, rob's covered in paint. Like, his arm is covered in pain. Because I was, like, moving my arm all over. And so my dad's like, all right. Bring them when you come. Come pick me up from work to come here. And then I have some stuff that at work that'll get, like, paint remover or whatever. So I was like, okay. So I didn't think anything of it, like, whatever. And we get to my dad's job, and he takes me into this, like, closet with, like, all this supplies, and he takes this, like, paint remover stuff. He starts wiping my arm. And, like, I think I was, like, surprised that, like, it was coming off so easy. And I was like, oh. And he's like, oh, what? Are you surprised I'm not beating the shit out of you right now? And I was like, what? And he was like, yeah. He was like, no, you surprised him not beating this. He's like, I'm taking this pretty good, huh? And I was like, what? I leaned on a fence. Like, this isn't like. But my dad was always the guy who, like, he didn't believe your reasoning. He would never believe that. Like, oh, I just lean on the fence for an accident. He'd be like, oh, you think this is fucking cool?
Jamie Lynn
You literally, like, dipped it in pain and painted your.
Bobby
Yeah. And I'm like, no, dude, I leaned on a fence. But you can't say to him, I remember one time when I got beat, was I. We were on, like, a class trip or whatever, and a teacher, like, you know, it was like, everybody. It was snowing, and they were like, you can't. Or it had snowed the day before. And they're like, if anyone touches the snow, like, you're in trouble or this. And I ran and, like, jumped in a pile of snow. And the teacher came, and it was like, not one of our teachers. And she, like, grabbed my arm, and I like. You know when somebody grabs you and you could just, like, push them off? And so, like, I pushed her off, and they were like, robert hit a teacher. And they, like, put me on the bus. I had to sit there the whole time. And of course, now I'm sitting there the whole time being like, I'm gonna die when I go home, you know, because I just, like, move someone's arm off me. Cause she, like, grabbed me pretty. I remember being like, what the fuck? And I remember also parenting of, like, you don't let anyone touch you, like, that thing. And I was like, yo, you can't touch me like that. So it was like, Rob hit a teacher. They called me. I don't know if I got suspended for a day or whatever I get. And I was like, 8 years old. Like, I was very young and told my mom. My mom was like, I'm calling your dad. Dad comes and picks you up. And, like, the whole ride home is just silence. Like, back to his place. And I'm like, I'm going to die. Like, yeah, all the worst. I'm like, I'm going to die this and that. So he's like. He comes in. He. He goes, go, go in your room. And, like, I didn't even have a room. I, like, had a corner, and his. Him and his wife's room, and they're like. He's like. He puts a pen and a paper down, and he's like, here. He's like, you. You write to me, what happened? I can't even talk to you, like, right now or whatever. So I'm like, oh, my God. I'm sitting there like, what am I gonna write? And I'm like. I'm like, hey. So here. I remember exactly what I wrote. I was like, hey, hey. Yeah, hey, dad, please don't hit me.
Jamie Lynn
I remember being like, greatest dad in the world.
Bobby
Yeah. Hey, you look great today, dad.
Jamie Lynn
Have you lost weight?
Bobby
So I'm like, hey, I. I'm your son, and you've known me for eight years. And this lady, you don't know.
Cougar
Great.
Bobby
And she told you something, and I go, I think you should believe me because I'm your son and you've known me that. I wouldn't lie that I. I didn't hit her. Like, I. I pushed her arm off of me because she grabbed me in a way that was like. And I was like, yes. I shouldn't have jumped in the snow. Like, I get it. Whatever. And, like, I finished it. And I was like, it's pretty good. Like, you know, I look at. And my dad, like, comes in. Yeah. He takes it. He's. He goes, yeah. Oh, yeah. He goes, you're my fuck, and just starts going in. And I was like, no. I was like, I thought the letter was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember him hitting. I remember right where we were. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, wow. Yeah, it sucked.
Jamie Lynn
That's a bad memory.
Bobby
Yeah. So maybe I don't want to go back to being a kid, just. Just to feel a release of. Of not getting in trouble one time. But, yeah, I remember. But, yeah, my. I. I've had both. I've had the. Like, oh, you're surprised you're not getting beat right now? And I'm like. I leaned on the fence, you know, hi, guys.
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Jamie Lynn
Yeah, well, I was going to say yesterday we, the boys played in, like, a little golf, PGA junior golf thing at the golf course that we live on.
Bobby
And.
Jamie Lynn
And I was with Beau and Cutter on a golf cart because. And then Bo was teamed with this other kid, and he was playing Jack and another little boy, and he was with the other little boy and his dad. And Jack, for whatever reason, like, cleaned it up, you know, because normally Jack, like, rages on the golf course. Like, if. I mean, if he misses the ball, I mean, he's throwing his clubs, he's screaming like he's an Adam, an animal. He was so calm, like, even when he was missing things. And I kept being like, oh, my God. And then I would catch him, like, behind a tree, and he would, like, look at me and cut her and bone be like. Like, I like to let it out, but, like, not in front of the dad and the other kid. Or he would be like, why do.
Bobby
You think he was holding it in front of the other kid?
Jamie Lynn
Because he knows it's not a good behavior, and he didn't want to seem like a psychopath, but had he just been with the. The three of us, he would have been letting loose. And I was like, oh, well, this is how we do it now. Dad's cart.
Bobby
Oh, so you and Cutter have got. You go to, like, these baseball trips and then all this stuff?
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
Have you and Cutter ever. Either of you ever lost it at a. At a field, like on a baseball field? Or what's.
Jamie Lynn
Or what's the closest front of other people?
Bobby
Yeah. Like, has there ever been a thing in sport? You know, sometimes the parents get caught up in the moment of the sport.
Jamie Lynn
And the Cutter never forget. Never at. On A baseball field. I think there's, like, for him, there's a. An etiquette there. I think he's also aware of just, like, how meaningless it is.
Bobby
Yes.
Jamie Lynn
I mean. Yes. That none of this matters.
Bobby
Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
And. Yeah. And, you know, if. If Beau's disrespectful, he's usually firing texts off to me about it and not, like, screaming about it, because he doesn't give a shit about performance at all.
Bobby
Right.
Jamie Lynn
At all.
Bobby
Right. Maybe like, the, the umpire called a, you know, or anything like that. Nothing.
Jamie Lynn
I mean, no, not to the extent that you would. That would be. You know.
Bobby
But you guys. You guys have seen other parents lose it.
Jamie Lynn
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Bobby
Really?
Jamie Lynn
Oh, yeah. Lose it on their kids, lose it on each other parents. A lot of. With other parents. I think I told you, our first year playing select baseball, there was a guy that got a baseball for him, a travel ball. Like, you know, like, the kids have to try out for a team, so select. There was a dad that got arrested in the parking lot because he threatened to stab another dad.
Bobby
Jesus.
Jamie Lynn
There was a. There was a dad one time, there was a kid that got caught stealing a base, and when the kid got out, the dad went in the dugout and grabbed him and threw him against the fence and was like, don't you ever, you know, get caught stealing again? And the poor little boy was, like, crying, being like, the coach told me to run. And in my head, all I could think was, if you're doing that in front of us, like, that made me sad.
Bobby
You know what? You know why? I, I. I understand why people think that way, but I also don't subscribe to that in life because a lot of times, like, you know, I listen to a lot of podcasts or, like, you know, with. With comedians, too. Like, a lot of times people say, like, if they're saying this on their podcast, imagine what they're saying behind, but we'. Same. You know what I mean? So sometimes.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah, I do. That's just. He's just doing what he does at home.
Bobby
Yeah. Because I also know other couples, like, couples we've been friends with also, who, like, they go at it. They just don't care. They don't care.
Jamie Lynn
You remember one time when we were on a zoom with a bunch of people and somebody freaked out and didn't know they were on the zoom, and you and I were like, no, they screamed at somebody. Is that, like, during COVID Yes, and it was. They screamed in such a way where. And, like, did not know their mic was on.
Bobby
That's so good.
Jamie Lynn
And I'll remind you of it later. But it was just one of the things you were like, oh, my God, I didn't know they had that in them.
Bobby
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's he, that's me now.
Jamie Lynn
I see about it all the time.
Bobby
That's. To me, the people who. Where it's like, I wonder what they do at home. And someone's like, hi, how are you? I'm like, oh, that person's crazy. Or when I see someone who's, like, nuts in public, I'm like, oh, they're just nuts.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby
You know, like.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
Um, so do you. Is there, like, a angriest. You've been at a sporting. Like, a kid's sporting thing or, like.
Jamie Lynn
More from Jack, like, sneaking candy from other people? Like, that's the only thing I get worried about. I. Again, I don't, like. I don't get riled up when it comes to their sports and performance. There's maybe one or two teams that are, like, their rivals that'll just, you know, after a couple of long weekends, get under my skin. Like, fuck, I really want to beat this fucking team.
Bobby
Yeah. Amy Lee, sports Mom. I like it.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
When you were in school, were there things that, like, all the kids could do and you couldn't, that you never think over? You're like, oh, my God, how come everyone could do this and I can't?
Jamie Lynn
What do you mean? Like, they're allowed to do it.
Bobby
For example, like, I remember. I don't know, when it was like, third, fourth grade or whatever, kids were like, oh, we could burp on command. And then everyone just started burping. I guess if you call that a talent. Yeah. But they were like, everyone could burp. And I was the only person who was like, I can't burp. And they were like, just swallow air. And I remember being, like, nine years old, being like, I'm being like, I. I don't. I still can't do it.
Jamie Lynn
You still can't burp on command?
Bobby
I don't. I don't get how people do it.
Jamie Lynn
I don't know if I can either. I remember a lot of girls being able to do back walkovers, and I couldn't. And I. That's like a. Gymnastics my head on the ground. Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby
Oh, okay.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah. I can't think of any simple skill.
Bobby
How about this? Here's something that you don't know about me. I don't think that I really. I remembered this the other day. I Couldn't draw a heart until I was like 30 years old. I don't know what. I don't know if it was like the autism. Oh. Now. Now I can do it. I mean, now I have a little. Like.
Jamie Lynn
I still.
Bobby
I still can't really do it.
Jamie Lynn
It's like a butt.
Bobby
I. I swear, Jamie. When I used to draw hearts, I used to have to go like this when I. When I was like 16. Still. I just. I couldn't get. I couldn't get the. Like. Hold on. I bet I could do it.
Jamie Lynn
It's like a loaf of bread. Oh, that's good.
Bobby
So here's the first one.
Jamie Lynn
That's his old heart.
Bobby
Here's the first one that I did trying. That's my best. But then this is how I used to draw it when I was young. Because I couldn't understand how to draw. I don't know why. It was just something that, like, your brain could not. I couldn't get the thing.
Rob
This is probably the weirdest thing I've ever resonated with another person.
Bobby
Yeah. By the way, that hat is sick. Annie. Huh? Love that hat. Oh.
Rob
Thank you, bro.
Bobby
Very sick hat.
Rob
I gotta represent. You know what I'm saying?
Bobby
You get that with miles. That's right.
Rob
000 hours. I deserve this.
Bobby
Yeah. But you. You couldn't draw a heart or you had something like that.
Rob
No. I could not draw hearts.
Bobby
Yeah.
Rob
Literally hearts. It was always look like an ass.
Bobby
And I was like, yes.
Rob
What the. How y' all draw these cute hearts?
Bobby
Yeah.
Rob
Get it. How y' all do that? The girls would draw these.
Bobby
The girls are the best.
Rob
Always.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah. I love drawing.
Bobby
So weird that you said that. No. I could never. And you know what's funny? I almost like. Yeah. See? Look how good. Look. You could tell if I'm like, oh. Somebody with a problem drew one of these. Like. You know who. Jamie's heart is so much better.
Jamie Lynn
And I remember being, like, drawing hearts for decades.
Bobby
I was like, something's really wrong with me. And you would see girls do it like Valentine. Oh, my God. Valentine's Day. When they were like, what a day for You Give people cards. I'd be like, I can't. I can't do it.
Jamie Lynn
Rob wrote a loaf of bread on me.
Bobby
I did a submarine sandwich on your. On your car.
Jamie Lynn
Rob drew his Subway sandwich.
Bobby
I did. I walked into a restaurant to pick up food the other day. And someone is sitting at the first table right there. And they have, like, their phone propped up like this. And they're on a FaceTime. No headphones. Like they're at dinner with someone. How do you feel about this?
Jamie Lynn
The. The no headphones is what bothers me.
Bobby
It. It made me so angry to the point where I. It was. It was two days. I was thinking about it for two days.
Jamie Lynn
How long were you in that restaurant? You were picking up food.
Bobby
So my food. My food wasn't ready, so I was standing there. And then. And then it was like, usually, usually I go outside. I don't. Five minutes, but usually I go outside. Usually I go outside, but I was just standing there and I was like, I can't believe. And I remember, like, looking around and other people were acting like normal and I was trying to make eye contact.
Jamie Lynn
With someone and be like a male or a female.
Bobby
You believe this shit? Was a woman on the.
Jamie Lynn
On FaceTime with a man on.
Bobby
I don't know who they were on face. I never, like, looked at the phone, but they were just like, yeah, could you believe when. And also here's the thing. Like, it was so not important. Like, they were just like, the world is their oyster. You know what I mean? It wasn't like, hey, I'm really sorry. But like, it was nothing serious. Like, they were as if they were having dinner, but they were speaking even.
Jamie Lynn
Louder because they were in a restaurant. Needed to hear each other.
Bobby
Yeah. And it got. It made me so like, I was upstairs eating my meal. I was like a fucking bitch. Like, Like, I was. Yeah, I was mad. I was like, you. I hate when people don't have, like, common decency for the. Because I was thinking about the people next to them. I was like, I'm bouncing, but I'm like, these people.
Jamie Lynn
This is what confuses me so much. Like, how that type of. Will you up two days.
Bobby
Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
Like, why can't you let that type. And then you can let other shit go and like, big stuff I could.
Bobby
Let go all day. Oh, yeah, yeah, Yeah. I don't. I don't know what it really comes down to. To me. Common, decent. Like. Like, again, one of the things this happened to me like 20 years ago. And I think about it every day. I was. I was going to get off of an elevator. Like, the elevator opened at the bottom floor of where I was living, and a delivery guy got on the elevator and turned around and looked out and I was facing his back and I wanted to stab him in the neck.
Jamie Lynn
Want him to face you?
Bobby
No, I wanted to let you let people get out of an elevator before you get on. Maybe he didn't realize Jamie, I wanted to. I wanted to murder. I said something not nice. Yeah, I just said something not nice. But it's like, oh, you know what I do in those situations?
Jamie Lynn
Usually something not nice.
Bobby
Yesterday we got to hear that. But my. My move usually in those situations is to speak the common sense that doesn't get said in their head. So I'm like, yeah, you shouldn't let people get off the elevator before you get on. Like, that's my move. Rather than being like, hey, asshole. You know? But like, yeah, I remember exact. Again, I remember exactly. It's like it was fudgeing yesterday. And like, I was standing there. The second it opened. He got on, turned his back to me, and pushed a button and was standing there, and I was like. Like I was fucking blown away.
Jamie Lynn
They made a very successful show about stuff like this called Curb youb Enthusiasm that lasted for a very long time.
Bobby
Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
You're not alone.
Bobby
And this isn't weird. It was a very. Definitely more than a decade ago. And it's like it. It just happened to me right now. And there are times where, like, so like something happens at the elevator where I'm reminded of it, and it just. Third for 30 minutes. I'm like this guy. Like, I just. It's like, you don't. When there's something that's like, this is how it goes in the world, and. And that's the decent way. And you do the. Just the op. And you're like, duh. It's like, to me, that's a problem with the world. Like, he is what's wrong with everything. I'm like, you just can't do what everyone does. Which is like. Because, listen, sometimes you do that thing. We're at an elevator, and you get.
Jamie Lynn
On the elevator where he could have been to the side.
Bobby
No, there's no it. There's no excuses. I can't even talk to you about how he could possibly be excused. But there's just. Yeah, listen, it'll. It'll end. Listen, there's times where you. You push an elevator button and the elevator opens and you think, oh, I should just walk on. But then somebody's getting off because it happened to be. And you go, oh, sorry, 100%. Does this guy saw me go to get out. And here's what bothered me even more. He was like a delivery guy in New York City. And he was like, this is rare. He was like 6 inches shorter than me. And he's standing right. I'm looking at the back of his head, and I just Wanted to stab him, like in the neck. I was. I was so. I still think about it to this day.
Jamie Lynn
Still his face or the back of his head?
Bobby
Just the bat. Yeah. I could see his general. I couldn't see his face, but I could see his. I could see him. I know he was holding like a plastic bag tied up. Oh, I would. Yeah. And I just remember, like, I don't remember word for word, but it was like, yeah, why let people get off? That's not what everyone does everywhere. Like, you know, I just.
Jamie Lynn
Did he say anything? Did he move his weight to the side?
Bobby
No. I'm not sure how good his English was, you know, to be honest, but I. I just. I just remember being like, full. And then it was like, anywhere I went for the next three days, that was all I could talk about. As soon as I sit down, I'm like. I'm like, you want to know what happened? I'm just so angry because, listen, it happens sometimes. And you go, oh, I'm sorry. You just have to. That little. That little. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I did. Oh, my bad.
Jamie Lynn
If somebody handed you a little notebook and said, write down all of those types of things, could you easily pick them up from your memory?
Bobby
I mean, if I. I can't think of them now, but if I had to sit down and like, yeah, yeah, there's. There's definitely stuff.
Jamie Lynn
You don't have to dig deep for those.
Bobby
No, I. I could probably. Yeah, yeah, I could probably fly off a few of them. But yeah, it really. Seeing somebody fucking FaceTiming on their phone at dinner. And like, the next table was less than a foot next to her.
Jamie Lynn
Tell me if you would have been annoyed by this.
Bobby
Oh, yes. What did you. This is what you said. Nina. Someone.
Jamie Lynn
Airplane, first of all. So where we reach cruising altitude, there's a woman that goes into the bathroom. It's been about three or four minutes. And I'm like, seeing she's not coming out, but I'm like anticipating she's gotta come out.
Bobby
You have to go.
Jamie Lynn
Yes, you have to pee. So I get up and the flight attendants kind of two rows in front of me, like, talking to someone. And it's in the first class cabin. So there's like, you know, there's like a little bit. Feels like there's a little bit more room in the aisle. So I go to kind of like go past her to go wait outside the bathroom, and she goes, where are you going, ma'? Am? I said, oh, I'm just gonna go wait to Use the bathroom. She goes, do you see that someone's in there? I said, yeah. She goes, so return to your seat. And I was like, okay.
Bobby
No one talks to my Yammy Lee that way.
Jamie Lynn
Moving on. Sit down.
Bobby
All right, that's enough. Is Cutter with you?
Jamie Lynn
No. The woman comes out. I go to the bathroom, whatever. A few minutes later, she's just walking up and down. You know, they're walking up and down the aisle just, like, checking on everybody. And I had an EMP cardboard coffee cup that I had bought in the airport. And I was like, can I give this to you to throw out? And she goes, I'll be back for that when I'm ready. I said, okay. Two minutes later, she comes back with gloves on, and she goes, now, I'll take it. I didn't know that that was protocol. I've never seen somebody that had to put gloves on to take somebody's coffee cup.
Bobby
You don't.
Jamie Lynn
But when she walked away, I said, what a fucking bitch.
Bobby
You said it.
Jamie Lynn
I said it under kind of like that. And the guy next to me goes, yeah, she is. I was like, oh, thank you. But you know, I don't, like, say things like that.
Bobby
Right, right.
Jamie Lynn
She probably heard me. I said, what a wow. Because I thought she was a. Yeah.
Bobby
No, nobody speaks. Oh, listen. And you know, with some people, when you tell us, I don't think I.
Jamie Lynn
Did anything that bad.
Bobby
Of course.
Jamie Lynn
Don't they usually come around to, like, see, do you have any, like, trash to give? I already got yelled at for standing up and walking somewhere. I didn't want to walk up and be like, can I throw this away?
Bobby
Well, you know, maybe she listens to the pod and you've said something that offends her. You ever think of that? Maybe she doesn't like you for. For a reason. Because.
Jamie Lynn
Because of what? Funerals?
Bobby
Yeah, maybe her dad's a funeral director. You never know.
Jamie Lynn
What's your problem?
Bobby
I'll tell you. I gotta fly soon. And I did that show with Tom where he said all pilots are gay, and now I'm worried.
Jamie Lynn
He said all pilots are gay in the show?
Bobby
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He. He said as soon as the door shuts, they 69. So, yeah, now I'm worried. I'm like, well, I. I gotta go on and go, hey, listen, I didn't read the whole script.
Jamie Lynn
You didn't say it. That's right.
Bobby
I didn't say. I didn't read the whole I love.
Jamie Lynn
You before that scene was even written.
Bobby
And by the way, Tom. Tom flies Private. He's. They. They know who's on.
Jamie Lynn
Got his own.
Bobby
They know who's on the plane. Maybe he's talking about he can't sneak by. No, he said all PI. He very much said all. He can't sneak by. So he's. He's playing. He's rolling the dice when he gets on these planes, man.
Jamie Lynn
That's how he likes to live his life.
Bobby
Wow. Way to go. He likes to live on the edge, huh?
Jamie Lynn
Clearly.
Bobby
All right, do we have a memory lane?
Jamie Lynn
That's my friend, Eddie.
Bobby
I didn't even recognize you for a second.
Jamie Lynn
I. That's when I had more hair. That's why that was.
Bobby
That was before the tea.
Jamie Lynn
That's before the tea. I'm in. Where is this. I mean, the. We only met when we did this, like, 24 hour plays thing. And it's like one of those things where it's for charity and they pair a bunch of different actors and writers, and you have to write a play. Write a little play, and within 24 hours you rehearse it, and the next day you perform it. I'm pretty sure that's what this is. And we did a play about being stranded on a deserted island, and the only thing that we had to eat was our dinner. Dad's penis. And it was like, you wouldn't do bad thoughts.
Bobby
You're talking about bad thoughts. Wait, I just want. The thing that's really grabbing me here is you two could not be dressed for more different seasons. I mean, he looks like he's ready to, like, lay on the beach. And you look like you're in, like, goth girl winter.
Jamie Lynn
This is. This is.
Bobby
How did this happen?
Jamie Lynn
I don't know. I don't even own that anymore.
Bobby
Yeah, maybe I listen.
Jamie Lynn
Is that right? Is this what that's from. It says, Black Eyed Peas Experience launch party.
Bobby
Of course.
Jamie Lynn
Don't remember that night, 2011. No, it's not. That's Eddie, right? I have no idea who that is.
Bobby
We'll never know. Oh, man. For some reason, I could just stare at this picture all day. I don't know. It's really. It's really keeping my attention. I don't know you. You just. You. You look like you're pale.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah, my hair is very dark.
Bobby
It looks like somebody took a picture from somewhere else and, like, put it, like, made it. I don't know. You guys don't look like you're at the same event.
Jamie Lynn
Why did you take this photo?
Bobby
It just really caught my eye. Like I was doing some googling. And that one just really, you know. This is a sleeper.
Jamie Lynn
You were wondering about it.
Bobby
This is a sleeper. Great memory lane for me. Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
Where were you?
Bobby
Oh, 2011. Oh, wow. Okay. So you're 30.
Jamie Lynn
Well, we were probably reminiscing shortly before this photo about that weird play we did together.
Bobby
I couldn't even listen to you about the play because I was so captivated by the photo. What can you. What did. You were eating your dad's penis?
Jamie Lynn
No. So it was like a story that we were all stranded on. It was a musical. We were all stranded on a deserted island. This is why musicals are such trash. What it was, it was like the only. Oh, he was a genie. He was a genie. That came from our dad's pee. If we rubbed our dad's penis, the genie came. It was.
Bobby
So were you doing bad thoughts before? Bad thoughts was a thing I think I did. Wow. Who did. Was Thomas girl writing plays 14 years ago?
Jamie Lynn
He possibly. Maybe he was. Maybe he was the. Was the guest writer and I just don't remember it.
Bobby
You all got stranded. You know this guy, Some guy just wrote a play to play the dad. So you'd rub his penis.
Jamie Lynn
That. We did this.
Bobby
Some guy just wrote a place that you'd rub his penis. I think.
Jamie Lynn
Well, we. Yeah, no, we didn't actually do it, but it was a crowd favorite. I'll tell you, it closed the show. It was the last number of the show.
Bobby
I thought I'd seen like every thing. Like when you did stuff I'd always support. And this. This was one thing you didn't call me about. Huh?
Jamie Lynn
You know who was there that night? Matt Weinert.
Bobby
Oh, wow.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah. I'll never forget.
Bobby
Was this on Broadway?
Jamie Lynn
No, it was in la. In like a theater. It was a charity event, of course.
Bobby
La, yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't let this shit fly in New York. This sounds a little. This sounds a little weird.
Jamie Lynn
I think he' together.
Bobby
I think you might have gotten with here. I think they might have been with you rubbing your dad's penis because you were stranded. I didn't rub any genie came out.
Jamie Lynn
No penis was rubbed in the making of this.
Bobby
Well, you're rubbing your hand. I think you're remembering. I think you're remembering the play. And then a genie came out of his penis.
Jamie Lynn
He was a g. He was the genie. I think that came out after. I think. I don't. I mean, look again. This was a one night thing that I did many years ago.
Bobby
Imagine reading your script and you're like, oh, I wonder what my character's all about.
Jamie Lynn
That was my memory that came back when I saw this photo. That was my memory lane.
Bobby
This guy got the script. He's like, oh, let's see what my agent sent me today. Like, oh, what's my character today? He's like, I come out of my father's penis and I'm a genie. Because people are. What the fuck were you doing back then? James loved it. Wow. How long did you do that for?
Jamie Lynn
It was one night.
Bobby
Okay.
Jamie Lynn
It was just a 24 hour thing.
Bobby
Yeah. I can't believe that one didn't get picked up for. For a long time.
Jamie Lynn
Was inspired.
Bobby
I was, I was. So I was watching 90 Day Fiance and this girl gets Botox. And you said, you've had Botox. Right. So they. I had never seen what that process is like. First of all, they're shooting needles into your head, which I. I knew, but it's not cool.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
But then they said to her, so they're like, all right, like, as she's prepping, they're like, all right, what do you like? Do you like movement or do you like frozen? That's what they asked her. And she's like, frozen. Like she wants your request. Like, what's going on out there, James?
Jamie Lynn
Well, that's what people like. People like to look. Well, I don't know. I. I think because I'm an actor, like, in the few times I've gotten it, I'm like, yeah, I want to be able to still move my face.
Bobby
Well, I think that's a normal person thing to say, even if you're not an actor.
Jamie Lynn
Most women I know that get it, that don't.
Bobby
This is what I'm trying to say.
Jamie Lynn
Aren'T on camera and don't care will ask for frozen. They just want it.
Bobby
Again, I'm saying normal. I think that's not normal.
Jamie Lynn
To be asked for frozen.
Bobby
To be like, I want my face frozen in time. No, no. What I'm saying is, oh, it's not normal.
Jamie Lynn
It's not normal, but the norm. How about that?
Bobby
Yeah. Well, for people who are getting needles in their head. Yeah. I'm not really looking for, you know, not expecting much out of them, but.
Jamie Lynn
Right.
Bobby
Yeah. To be like, that's. That's to me, is such an insane.
Jamie Lynn
They're moving their face less, which will.
Bobby
Create less wrinkles, but it also creates sociopaths. Doesn't it? Like, isn't Botox not being able to move your face when you're like. The whole point of existing is like, we're supposed to be able to read each other's.
Jamie Lynn
Right.
Bobby
It's like you're supposed to know, like, okay, I'm making my wife upset by.
Jamie Lynn
Saying of us turning into aliens. I had a feeling.
Bobby
That's what I'm saying.
Jamie Lynn
We're on our way.
Bobby
Yeah.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
And it's all these women's fault.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah.
Bobby
Is what you're saying. I agree.
Jamie Lynn
I mean, I agree.
Bobby
No, I agree.
Jamie Lynn
Slips the. The Botox.
Bobby
All right, well, listen, our email, that would be. Not today, pal. Podcastmail.com. send us emails. We'll read them here. Leave us voicemails. 512-387-1880. Yeah, also, we need reviews on our audio pods. Leave us reviews, please. We haven't said that a long time. Yeah, it helps us out.
Jamie Lynn
We're trying to hit rate it, review it. Right.
Bobby
Yeah. You know, and give us a couple of stars. Yeah. But maybe more than a couple or whatever.
Jamie Lynn
You want five? Yeah, give us five.
Bobby
Well, here's, Here's a debate that I think we've. We've had before on this pod, haven't we? When someone to me, when someone to me says a couple, that could mean six, seven. Where really a couple means two.
Jamie Lynn
No, a pair means a few means two. A couple means four or five. Oh, you're saying couple because a couple is two.
Bobby
It's like, like, listen again, I don't know if this is growing up east coast or whatever. I always thought, oh, like a couple of people are coming over. That could be four people.
Jamie Lynn
Right.
Bobby
But people. I have. I've said a couple before, and people like, no, a couple's two. And I, I don't argue it anymore because the right answer is a couple is two. Right, guys? I agree.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah. But I think a saying, the saying and the way that people have used it, the literal.
Bobby
I think we use it wrong.
Jamie Lynn
Is what I'm saying the same way. What do you say online? If you say I'm online for pizza or in line for pizza?
Bobby
I think I say I'm in line.
Jamie Lynn
Yeah, but standing in line. A lot of people in New York say on.
Bobby
Yeah, I think both actually have come out of me. But I, but this is like a real debate where people are like, no, no, no, you can't say a couple. A couple usually refers to a pair or two. A few indicates a small. Yeah, I thought you were saying the opposite, James.
Jamie Lynn
That's how, for me, that how it's been used.
Bobby
I've never heard someone saying a few means, too. No, I think again, I'm on your team. My whole life, I've been like, oh, a couple people. And it's four, and they'll.
Jamie Lynn
And maybe say a few. I think three or four.
Bobby
But you just said a few. Is two before.
Jamie Lynn
I think two, three, four.
Bobby
Two, three, four. No, no, but again. Again, I'm not. Listen, I don't want to fight here.
Jamie Lynn
But if somebody says, I've done something a couple of times, I don't think just two, but any.
Bobby
Any. It's two, right?
Rob
I mean, like, it's incorrect, Right? If you're meaning anything above 2.
Bobby
Yeah.
Rob
I would understand if you said a couple because you thought, like, around two were there. So if three were there, it's like, all right, that's, like, close. I meant, like, you know, two or three, but if you mean like, five, you're crazy. You're crazy.
Bobby
Yeah, like. And again, Jamie, I was on your team my whole life, but I do. Listen, there's times I don't like to bend on this one. I've. I've bended where I'm like, okay, I get it, too. A couple means two, and I give it to those people.
Jamie Lynn
Well, you know, look, we've established that I don't have wonderful grammar. And, you know, listen, I'm not that smart.
Bobby
I was on the same. So, yeah, give us a few stars.
Jamie Lynn
Give us five stars.
Bobby
We will see you next week. Whoa, whoa.
Jamie Lynn
Not today.
Podcast Summary: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Episode: Jamie vs. The Flight Attendant From Hell
Release Date: July 24, 2025
Hosted by YMH Studios, this episode of "Not Today, Pal" delves into the comedic and heartfelt dynamics between former "The Sopranos" siblings, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler. The episode navigates through parenting tales, personal anecdotes, and humorous debates, all while highlighting the contrasting personalities that make their friendship unique.
The episode kicks off with Robert (Rob) and Jamie-Lynn receiving unexpected gifts from a fan. Rob introduces a package containing books sent by a fan named "Fake and Bobby," highlighting the supportive relationship they maintain despite their differing personalities.
This exchange sets the tone for the episode, emphasizing their enduring friendship and mutual support.
Rob shares a poignant story about his son Beau getting into a physical altercation at school. The principal reaches out to discuss the incident, revealing that Beau was defending his friend.
Rob reflects on the complexities of parenting, especially when it comes to validating his children's actions while addressing disciplinary measures. This segment underscores the balance they strive to maintain between understanding and guiding their kids.
Rob delves into his own childhood experiences, recounting an incident where he pushed a teacher during a class trip. He describes his father's reaction, which combined discipline with a calm demeanor.
This introspective segment highlights how Rob's upbringing influences his parenting style, blending firmness with empathy.
Jamie-Lynn narrates an experience from a junior golf event, observing her son Cutter's surprising calmness compared to his usual fiery demeanor on the field.
The conversation shifts to discussing other parents' over-the-top reactions during sports events, contrasting them with their own approach of fostering resilience and emotional stability in their children.
A humorous segment unfolds as Rob and Jamie-Lynn explore their inability to draw perfect hearts—a light-hearted reflection on childhood challenges.
This playful banter not only entertains but also showcases their comfort and rapport with each other.
The title discussion arises as Jamie-Lynn recounts an irritating encounter with a flight attendant during a recent flight.
Rob empathizes, sharing his own frustrations with inattentive or rude service staff, leading to a deeper conversation about common decency and social etiquette in public settings.
Towards the end of the episode, Rob and Jamie-Lynn engage in a spirited debate over the correct usage of "a couple" versus "a few," blending humor with grammatical insights.
This segment adds a fun and relatable layer to their conversation, highlighting everyday misunderstandings in language.
As the episode winds down, Rob and Jamie-Lynn remind listeners to leave reviews and support the show, maintaining their signature blend of humor and warmth.
Notable Quotes:
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: “...when they explained to me what happened, I was like, well, that's what he... he was defending his friend.” ([04:44])
Robert Iler: “I couldn't draw a heart or you had something like that.” ([22:37])
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: “You should really do it.” ([24:03])
Robert Iler: “It's like, what's wrong with everything. I'm like, you just can't do what everyone does.” ([25:08])
Insights and Conclusions:
Balancing Friendship and Differences: The episode underscores how Jamie-Lynn and Rob navigate their contrasting personalities to maintain a strong friendship, offering listeners a glimpse into authentic relationships.
Parenting with Empathy and Firmness: Both hosts illustrate their parenting philosophies, emphasizing understanding children's motives while setting clear boundaries.
Humor in Everyday Challenges: From drawing imperfect hearts to dealing with rude flight attendants, the hosts use humor to tackle relatable issues, making the content engaging and entertaining.
Importance of Communication: The debate on language usage highlights the nuances of communication, reinforcing the value of clarity and understanding in everyday interactions.
This episode of "Not Today, Pal" masterfully blends humor with heartfelt stories, providing listeners with both laughter and meaningful reflections on friendship, parenting, and personal growth.