Jamie's Milk Cleanse Triggered A Nutritionist | Not Today, Pal

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Podcast Summary: "Jamie's Milk Cleanse Triggered A Nutritionist" – Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Released on November 14, 2024, "Not Today, Pal" continues to showcase the delightful dynamic between Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler. In this episode, titled "Jamie's Milk Cleanse Triggered A Nutritionist," the hosts delve into Jamie's unconventional health regimen, the backlash it received, and seamlessly transition into a variety of personal and humorous topics.

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1. Introduction to Jamie's Milk Cleanse

The episode opens with Jamie-Lynn sharing her recent experience with a "milk cleanse," a strict diet regimen focused solely on consuming dairy products to address gut issues. She explains her motivations and the positive effects she felt during and after the cleanse.

• Jamie: "I am in the middle of something called the milk cleanse. All I've been drinking is whole milk, and that's it." [01:15]

Jamie elaborates on how this cleanse helped her by eliminating potential parasites through dairy consumption and specific supplements.

• Jamie: "So you just drink milk for eight days, and then you take these pills. The idea is that all these parasites that are hiding in your body, they're all coming out because they're only getting dairy." [01:35]

2. Public and Professional Reactions

Rob introduces a segment featuring a nutritionist, Dr. Jacqueline London, who vocally criticizes Jamie's milk cleanse. The nutritionist labels the cleanse as "white people shit" and expresses her horror at the idea of consuming only whole milk.

• Nutritionist (Clip): "No, no, no. That's just whole milk? That's like cow soup. So thick and gross." [02:22]

Jamie responds defensively, sharing the numerous negative reactions she received from both the public and reputable sources.

• Jamie: "A lot of people wrote me about the fucking milk. This was my new diet? My mom even texted me... somebody wrote that you're only drinking milk." [02:10]

Rob and Jamie discuss the absurdity of media misinterpreting Jamie's health choice as a permanent diet change rather than a temporary cleanse.

• Rob: "I love how people get stuff from here and make it news." [02:18]

3. Defending Personal Health Choices

Jamie defends her decision by highlighting that she pursued the cleanse based on recommendations from trusted individuals who had similar health issues.

• Jamie: "I did this because people I respect that have similar issues as me have said this has helped them in the past." [02:28]

She also mentions her current state, a month after completing the cleanse, feeling fantastic and no longer adhering strictly to the milk-only regimen.

• Jamie: "I am a month out of my milk cleanse now. I feel fantastic. I'm still standing. I don't drink milk all day every day anymore." [02:55]

4. Navigating Postpartum Sexuality and Relationships

Transitioning from health topics, Jamie and Rob delve into the sensitive subject of intimacy after childbirth. They discuss the common medical advice advising couples to abstain from sex for six to eight weeks postpartum.

• Rob: "After you give birth, the doctor tells you, don't have sex for how long?" [05:06]

Jamie shares her perspective, emphasizing that most women naturally prefer to avoid sexual activity in the immediate postpartum period, especially those in newer relationships.

• Jamie: "I would say a majority of the women after giving birth don't want anything near their vagina for a long time." [05:35]

They explore whether there are exceptions, with Jamie acknowledging that hormonal changes during breastfeeding can sometimes lead to unexpected arousal.

• Jamie: "For some women, when they breastfeed, it causes an arousal for them and they get horny. It's a very uncomfortable thing for the woman." [08:10]

5. Parenting Challenges: Addressing Early Puberty

Jamie discusses challenges related to her children, particularly her son Jack, who has started exhibiting behaviors indicative of early puberty, such as making comments about girls that Jamie finds inappropriate for his age.

• Jamie: "When kids do certain things... Jack came home and he's like, 'Beau... she's hot.'" [10:31]

She recounts how she had to intervene by having a "real talk" with her children about appropriate language and behavior.

• Jamie: "I basically said to Bo, do you think parents would like for you to say that about her? Do you think they would be cool with you talking about her that way?" [11:24]

6. Dealing with Household Annoyances: The Ice Cream Truck

A humorous segment unfolds as Jamie vents about her frustration with ice cream trucks and their persistent presence around her home.

• Jamie: "The ice cream man literally was like, winning the lottery. When you were home... everything." [22:28]

Rob jokes about similar annoyances, highlighting the universal irritation with such disruptions.

7. Understanding Tourette Syndrome and Its Challenges

Rob brings up a thoughtful topic regarding individuals with Tourette's syndrome, especially in stressful environments like airplanes. They discuss societal perceptions and the lack of protocols for accommodating such disabilities during flights.

• Rob: "What is the protocol when you're flying with someone who has Tourette's? Do you have to call ahead?" [14:51]

Jamie emphasizes the importance of not singling out individuals with disabilities, underscoring the need for empathy and understanding.

• Jamie: "You are not supposed to single anybody out because they have a disability." [14:57]

8. Reality TV Commentary: 90 Day Fiance Clip

In a light-hearted segment, Jamie and Rob watch and react to a clip from "90 Day Fiance." They humorously critique a character's interactions with a "lady boy" partner, focusing on awkward dialogue and questionable relationship dynamics.

• Rob: "He says we can't kiss. So what he's saying to his lady boy girlfriend on camera, we can't kiss." [27:28]

Jamie shares her disbelief and struggles to find appropriate commentary on the scene.

• Jamie: "I'm speechless. I don't know what to say." [28:36]

9. Humorous Banter and Final Interactions

The episode wraps up with playful banter about unconventional topics like nicotine pouches being used incorrectly. Jamie and Rob engage in a comedic exchange, teasing each other about their willingness (or lack thereof) to participate in such antics.

• Rob: "Why don't you stick one in his butt if he asked you to?" [38:20]
• Jamie: "No." [38:23]

They conclude with a mock plan to address the humorous topic in a future episode, maintaining the show's lighthearted tone.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jamie on the Milk Cleanse:

  • "All I've been drinking is whole milk, and that's it." [01:15]
  • "I come, I did this because people I respect... have said this has helped them." [01:35]

• Nutritionist's Criticism:

  • "That's just whole milk? That's like cow soup. So thick and gross." [02:22]

• Rob on Postpartum Sexuality:

  • "After you give birth, the doctor tells you, don't have sex for how long?" [05:06]

• Jamie on Parenting Early Puberty:

  • "Do you think parents would like for you to say that about her?" [11:24]

• Jamie on Ice Cream Trucks:

  • "The ice cream man literally was like, winning the lottery." [22:28]

• Rob on Tourette's Protocol:

  • "What is the protocol when you're flying with someone who has Tourette's?" [14:51]

• Jamie on Reality TV Clip:

  • "I'm speechless. I don't know what to say." [28:36]

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Conclusion

In "Jamie's Milk Cleanse Triggered A Nutritionist," Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler blend personal anecdotes with sharp humor, offering listeners an engaging mix of health discussions, relationship insights, parenting challenges, and comedic critiques of reality TV. The episode underscores the unique chemistry between the co-hosts, making complex and varied topics both entertaining and relatable.

Transcript

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[Jamie]

He doesn't even have his ear things in.

[Cutter]

Yeah, you gotta start jam. I can't.

[Jamie]

Not today, pal. Did you even hear it?

[Cutter]

No. Do it for me.

[Jamie]

Don't you have the song in there?

[Cutter]

No. Do it for me.

[Jamie]

Whoa, whoa. Not today.

[Cutter]

Thank you. Okay, now I can go. We have a clip of a nutritionist who I think wants. Has a message for you, actually.

[Jamie]

Oh, she's pissed about the milk.

[Cutter]

I think she might be a little heavy.

[Jamie]

Okay. A lot of people wrote me about the fucking milk.

[Cutter]

I can't.

[Jamie]

Oh, God.

[Cutter]

Okay, go ahead. We're getting her activated.

[Jamie]

I am in the middle of something called the milk cleanse. All I've been. Oh, my God. She's horrified by me. Is whole milk. And that's it.

[Cutter]

And he calls this white people shit. Dude, that is disgusting.

[Jamie]

This is milk.

[Cutter]

That's just. What? Whole milk?

[Jamie]

This is whole milk.

[Cutter]

Wow. It's like cow soup. So thick and gross.

[Jamie]

I've had so many gut issues. I've tried so many different things to fix it. I've known enough people that have done this that say it's really good. So you just drink milk for eight days, and then you take these pills and so the idea is that all these parasites that are hiding in your body, they're all coming out because they're. All they're getting is dairy. And then I'm taking these supplements. That is literally, like, the fact she's.

[Cutter]

Saying, no, no, no.

[Jamie]

Poop is crazy. Like, I'm. It's just cleaning.

[Cutter]

All right, we could pause this. So wait, have you. You've gotten a lot of reactions about your milk cleanse.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Cutter]

Let's hear it.

[Jamie]

Well, first of all, some publication put that it was my new diet.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I love how people get, like, stuff from here and make it news.

[Jamie]

This is so bizarre. Someone sent it to me. They're like, is this your new diet? My mom even texted me. She's like, somebody wrote me that you're only drinking milk. I was like, oh, my God.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

First of all, this was. I came, I did this because people I respect that have, like, similar issues as me have said this has helped them in the past. I am a month out of my milk cleanse now. I feel fantastic. Guys, you're doing great. I'm doing great. I'm still standing. I don't drink milk all day every day anymore. It was like a very concentrated thing. And not everybody's gonna agree with everything.

[Cutter]

Did you get any feedback from anybody who was like, you know, it's proven that this is, you know, anybody?

[Jamie]

Oh, tons. And I ignore every single one of them. I'm so tired of people telling me what's right and wrong because guess what's going to happen in six months to a year? That's bad for you. So, yes, keep it to yourself. I'm not interested. That lady. That lady was horrified by me and what I was saying.

[Cutter]

Zolo, can you read, like, can you give me a synopsis real quick of just, like, what she said in that post? Like, she kind of was. She was a little sassy about Jamie Lee drinking the milk.

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Cutter]

But then also was like, hey, call me.

[Jamie]

Look at her.

[Cutter]

Do you know?

[Jamie]

Oh, my God, we are pointing at me.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Oh, that's a great fudgeing freeze frame. Yeah, it was a. It was an Instagram post. I just. Just.

[Jamie]

Why she trying to capitalize on our on Earth shit?

[Cutter]

Maybe she's worried about you. I mean, she looks great. She looks healthy. You know, she. She's got to figure it out too.

[Jamie]

Sure. She's got everything figured out.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Zolo]

The caption says red flags everywhere.

[Cutter]

That's our Yami.

[Zolo]

First I thought it was just a theory, but who am I kidding? It's 2024. The milk clean. The milk cleanse claims to work by helping you reduce brain function. Fall, yada, yada. How it really works, though, is anyone's guess because obviously there's zero science here. And then it just goes on and on.

[Cutter]

Damn. You piss this lady off. What's her name? Dr. What?

[Zolo]

Dr. Jacqueline London.

[Cutter]

Dr. Jacqueline London is really mad at you game.

[Jamie]

Sorry, Dr. London, you activated her red flag. I activated her.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Red flags everywhere. Look at her. She looks like a real Housewife of.

[Jamie]

I have. You know what? I gotta be careful. Careful with my words here because maybe I needed a disclaimer, not a doctor. Don't know what? Like talk to your physician before you decide to do this. I'm not telling anybody else to do it. I was just trying to tell our guests what was in my yeti.

[Cutter]

Yeah, not a doctor, just a princess of podcasting, you know, and comedy. Yes, Princess of comedy. That's right. That's your old. That's your old nickname. Now you've become a princess of podcasting because you just.

[Jamie]

You.

[Cutter]

You do so much.

[Jamie]

I do so many.

[Cutter]

I want to talk to you about, like, kids. Stuff.

[Jamie]

Stuff with.

[Cutter]

With your kids. But. Oh, no, the. The first one I wanted to know is, so after you give birth, the doctor tells you, don't. You shouldn't have sex for how long?

[Jamie]

It's usually like six to eight weeks.

[Cutter]

Six to eight weeks. Do you know of or think there are any women who. When they hear that, they're like, it's going to be tough. Like. Or do you think they're like, are women so in the mode after giving birth of, like, ugh, like, yeah, of course I'm not gonna have sex for six weeks. Like, that was so traumatic and, like, crazy.

[Jamie]

I would say a majority of the women that are after give birth don't want anything near their vagina for a long time. But if you're talking about, like, a very young mother, possibly in a newer relationship, maybe, because, you know, if I can think about when I was young and in relationships, like, there would be relationships when you're young for, like, the first six months to a year, you have sex, like, every day, you know?

[Cutter]

Yeah, of course. But then also, like, you have to remember, like, she got pregnant, so it's been. She's been in the relationship for over nine months. Are you saying if she's with somebody new.

[Jamie]

I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy. Yeah. I would say 95% of a woman.

[Cutter]

Would be like, do you think there's any, like, what. Do you think the shortest amount of time after giving birth is that there are women who, like, I'm horrible.

[Jamie]

Get pregnant, like, a month after they give birth again. Right.

[Cutter]

But that doesn't mean that those people were, like, craving sex. You know what I mean? It could have been the husband being like, come on, please. Like, you know what I mean? I'm saying, like, the. Where the woman is like. Like, do you think there's women who, like, sure. Holding the baby in the room, like, oh, I'm kind of horn, like, wanting sex right away.

[Jamie]

Sure.

[Cutter]

Really?

[Jamie]

I'm sure Cutter, I don't think wanted anywhere near me either.

[Cutter]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say. Because last. So last week after we wrapped the pod, you were saying, like, Cutter loves your stink. Like, Cutter loves your bo mama.

[Jamie]

He loves my, like, he loves my smell. Like, he'll tell. Like, I don't. I don't. I'm not a sweaty person. We've talked about this. So I don't know if I have, like, BO Per se, but, like, if I haven't washed my hair in a few days, like, he. He would rather smell my hair than that way than freshly washed.

[Cutter]

Right. He's a little freak.

[Jamie]

He likes a little dirty. Yeah.

[Cutter]

Yeah. All right. Way to go.

[Jamie]

But I. He. When I remember, though, after I gave birth to Beau, you know, they gotta like, sew you up a little bit sometimes, and he asked her to just add. He's like, yeah, little stitch or two in there.

[Cutter]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And did they.

[Jamie]

No. My doctor basically flipped him off.

[Cutter]

Right.

[Jamie]

She was the best, though. We had a good relationship.

[Cutter]

I would love to know what, like, the short. I would love to know if there's a woman who's like, yeah, like, three hours after I gave birth.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God. You could never. If you had a vat. Well, any kind of birth. A cesarean, either. But you can't. You're. You are. Things are still coming out of you for a few days.

[Cutter]

So hot. But I'm not even saying. I'm not even saying. I'm not even saying had sex. I'm saying where they were, like, damn, I could really use some, you know, like, horny.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And, like, wanted to get laid.

[Jamie]

So it's an actual thing.

[Cutter]

This is what I was looking for.

[Jamie]

So it's an actual thing that some. For some women, when they breastfeed, it causes an arousal for them and they get horny. And it's a very uncomfortable thing for the woman, like, when it happens to her because she's, like, feeding her baby but is horny. I've. I've. I have spoken to and heard of this being, like, a thing in women. I have never experienced that, but it happens. And you've.

[Cutter]

You've never. You've never talked to one of your friends who had, like, just given birth two weeks ago, and she's like, yeah, I just, like, I wish I could have sex already.

[Jamie]

I don't know anyone like that.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

No one. None of. No one. Like, that runs in my.

[Cutter]

We've had two of your best friends on this pot. They never want to have sex ever again. Yeah, they. They are really. They're really anti having sex with their husbands, it seems like.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

But.

[Jamie]

But I. You know, but women are weird. Like, there's times where if I'm really angry at Cutter sometimes that's when I want to have sex with him more.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jamie]

You know what I mean?

[Cutter]

Of course. Yeah. No, that. But that happens. Men, women, that's everybody.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Sometimes you're just like, this is because it's like a relief. It's a pressure release.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Sometimes. You know what I mean?

[Jamie]

Yeah. Or I just really want to, you know, stick it to him. No pun intended, you know?

[Cutter]

Is that what goes on in your guys? Damn. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Cutter]

That's why you're like, he's a dirty boy. He likes the stinky smell. He likes it. All right, so now. So you. You went on vacation recently. Are your. Your kids are past the age where you have to worry about them on a plane at all?

[Jamie]

Right. Y.

[Cutter]

Just like. And even if they don't have, like, iPad, like, obviously, Beau's fine, but younger Jack.

[Jamie]

No, he needs his iPad.

[Cutter]

Or. What do you think would happen?

[Jamie]

He would be so annoying.

[Cutter]

He would just annoy me.

[Jamie]

There'd be nothing for him to do. What's he going to do? Watch a movie? I mean, he needs to watch. He watches movies, right? What's he going to do? Talk to me? He's still too young to, like, have an actual conversation. You know, he'll ask, like, four questions and then not want to talk anymore.

[Cutter]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's good at, like, not hearing what he doesn't want to hear, too. You know, like, you say something if he doesn't want to hear it. He's just. He's really good, too.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I. You know, speaking of him, I have to, like, reel Beau in a little bit, so. Beau is very girl crazy. He has a girlfriend. He's had the same girlfriend since second grade. They're so adorable. They're cute. They text, whatever.

[Cutter]

I almost just said her name. I was close.

[Jamie]

Yeah, hush.

[Cutter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

But, you know, I'm starting to see, like, with Jack, like, you know, when kids do certain things, like, one of the questions usually is, like, do they have an older sibling? Because, like, you know, like, that's where they've learned it from. And Jack came home to Beau the other day, and he's like, beau. So he has this new girlfriend. He's like, so and so, wore the tight jeans today. And I saw her belly button. She wore my favorite outfit. And, like, Jack would never say anything like that unless Bo has said stuff like that. So I had to sit the two of them down and have, like, a real talk about how we talk about women.

[Cutter]

How does that go? I've never had that talk. Could you tell me?

[Jamie]

I basically said To Beau. I basically said to Bo, do you think, can we bleep out her name?

[Cutter]

Just don't say the name. Make it up.

[Jamie]

Do you think parents would like for you to say that about her? Do you think that they would be cool with you talking about her that way? And he said, no. And I'm like, then that's your barometer. That's how you know that what you're saying is probably inappropriate right now. It's just like, I don't know, it's just weird to hear my, like, little kids, like, talk. They like, all they talk is like, oh, she's hot. She's hot. Like, think 6 years old, he's not supposed to be saying things.

[Cutter]

It's also got to be weird when, like, you're doing something like on your laptop, whatever, and you hear like a six year old talking about a bra.

[Jamie]

Like, that's what I mean.

[Cutter]

Yeah, she was wearing those tight jeans.

[Jamie]

That's what I want for you. I don't like it at all.

[Cutter]

That's very weird.

[Jamie]

I was like, we were watching Elmo a year and a half ago. What is happening?

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Raising little dudes.

[Cutter]

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[Jamie]

Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out.

[Cutter]

What the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his Daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that door, you look back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations. The wheels come off. Can we try to talk to each.

[Jamie]

Other like rational adults?

[Cutter]

If you watch the news lately, that's not a thing anymore. Series premiere Wednesday, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu. Because here's. Here's what I really wanted. Here's. It comes down to, like, when you're on a plane. This. So I've seen documentaries of people who have Tourette's, right? And there's one. It's like a BBC one that's really good, actually. And the guy, like, he's walking in a supermarket. I forget whatever he says, but he's a shithead. And the person, like, turns around and he has a shirt on. This is like, I have Tourette's. Yeah, you know, so then, you know, and whatever. My question is, if you have somebody, if you have a. Let's say Your kid is 16 years old and they have Tourette's, or if you're a person with Tourette's and you're in 20s or whatever, and there are people with Tourette's who don't say horrible things, and there's people with Tourette's were like, I have to say the worst thing possible. Like, whatever. So when you're on a plane, you think they want, I have a bomb. You know what I mean? Or whatever. So when you're. My. My question is, what is the protocol when you're flying with someone who has Tourette's? Do you have to call ahead? Like, do you have to call the American airline? Is there, like, a label where you see the ticket and you're like, oh, a Tourette's ticket? We have to let people know.

[Jamie]

No, because that's a disability. That's like, you're not supposed to single anybody out because they have a disability. It is.

[Cutter]

But that disability could cause chaos on a plane. Like what? Like, what other disability could cause? Like, somebody could, like, jump up and tackle.

[Jamie]

In all my times of flying, I've never been on a plane with anybody with Tourette's.

[Cutter]

Me either. That's what I'm saying. Are you saying they have their own airline?

[Jamie]

I did not say.

[Cutter]

Oh, I thought that's what you were saying. What can. Can we Google this? Like, if, If. If somebody has Tourette's, I'm dying to know. Because, you know, like, there are specifically people with Tourette's who are Like, I can't see black person without saying the N word. I can't do that. It's always like, I told you, my.

[Jamie]

Brother'S best friend growing up, Adam's best friend growing up had Tourette's. And he would say the most inappropriate things all the time.

[Cutter]

I. I feel like you have to. Like, they can literally yell, I have a bomb. Which.

[Jamie]

Which you think that they would be 10. Like, so is it, of course, part of Tourette sometimes that you have to. You have to say the thing, the most inappropriate thing in that moment. It's like you can't control that urge. Cause you can think that, right? And we have the ability to make a choice when they don't.

[Cutter]

Right. And I think it even more than make a choice. It's like they are. It's like the impulse. Cause I did a movie about Tourette's. The first movie I ever did was about a guy with Tourette's, and there were people with Tourette's on set, and they told us a lot about Tourette's, but I don't remember exactly. But I know that there are specifically people who have to say the most inappropriate thing during this thing. So I don't know what do you. You can't.

[Jamie]

There's no way that would be so hard.

[Cutter]

There's no way. The procedure is like, yeah, just don't say anything. Because here's the deal. You also would think if they have to tell tsa, doesn't TSA kind of have to tell other people, too? Like, hey, if this guy yells, I have a bomb, he just has Tourette's. Like, he's just a guy with Tourette's.

[Jamie]

I don't know. I guess maybe the thing to look up more is, like, has any look up a Reddit about, like, flying on a plane with somebody with Tourette's, and let's see what an experience was like or what that was like. God, I feel so bad for everyone involved.

[Cutter]

Meaning, like, just like, Zola, did you find anything?

[Zolo]

Yeah. So it says you don't have to disclose it, but if you do, you know, you can tell tsa, you can tell the airline, and they'll make certain accommodations for you. They also recommend, if you want to disclose it, that you could print out this handy card here that explains why they're doing what they're doing.

[Cutter]

That. You know what's crazy? I asked Christina Pee this yesterday. Sometimes when we have goofy questions we ask each other, and I sent it to her, and she was like, I would. I would have Lollipops with a little card on them.

[Jamie]

Well, you know that women, people that travel with babies do that a lot. Like they'll ha. They'll print out little cards and have like a little treat. Just be like, sorry if my baby screams this whole plane.

[Cutter]

You know what I would do? I would take that, grab the treat, eat the treat, read the card and be like, I don't care. Get out of here. I mean this, this treat does not. Your bribe did not work.

[Jamie]

Don't give me your.

[Cutter]

I want. I still hear you.

[Jamie]

White processed sugar.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I want you to out. What. So what's the last thing that you've run into with your kids where you're like. Like when you're watching movies or they're reading a book or this, like, what's the last stuff where you've run into where you're like, man, this is tough. Like, how do we deal with this? What do you like?

[Jamie]

It's inappropriate.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Besides your five year old talking about sexy ladies.

[Jamie]

Well, you know, so many of the movies from when we were kids are like that are. We were just able to watch you watch now and they're like full of swear words and it being inappropriate.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Which is cool. I like.

[Jamie]

I like it for sure.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I tell my kid.

[Jamie]

I don't. Yeah. Why do we feel like they can't handle it now and we could then.

[Cutter]

Because it's horseshit. People have tricked you into thinking that. Like, like it's like, oh, that's bad. And you're like, you're A little bit of guilt. It's like, oh, I guess I shouldn't. Whatever.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I was even thinking somebody. Somebody tagged me in something in Instagram the other day that was like, you should stop swearing so much. It's not a good look for you. And I'm like, the thing is, when I swear, it's never even directed at somebody. It's like, it's what I used to describe my passion about something. It's emphasis.

[Cutter]

But it's also like, think about the mental illness.

[Jamie]

They're some of the best words in the English language, of course, but think.

[Cutter]

Of the mental illness. To like watch somebody and be like, I have to tell this person they need to speak the way I want them to speak. It's like, yo, you are fucked.

[Jamie]

It's so true.

[Cutter]

Up. Like, there's something wrong.

[Jamie]

I woman made a whole TikTok about my milk. I'm kidding.

[Cutter]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

Ooh. I'm sorry about it. I don't. I think it was Top Gun. The second Top Gun. Just for Jack. Just for Jack. No. Your favorite movie.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Let's not get into it. So what, What?

[Jamie]

There was like a makeout scene and he was like. He was just like. And then he was like. He. I think I. That night I put him to bed and he's like, do we lick each other? And I was like, no, we don't. Ever.

[Cutter]

That's not for mommy and baby.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but they don't know.

[Cutter]

But he had to see you and Clutter kissing before and know, like, we.

[Jamie]

Definitely do not make out with tongue in front of our kids, right? Yeah, like, definitely there was like full.

[Cutter]

Tongue and Top Gun. Yeah, Top Tongue.

[Jamie]

Top tongue. Tongue. Maybe it was the first one that he was watching. I don't know.

[Cutter]

Top tongue, too. Do we have a memory lane or. Here's. Here's what we did. So with this, we've pivoted.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Cutter]

From. Is it weird to now. I. I think what we should do and tell me how you feel about this. I think the segment should be called Should I tell my Therapist this? Like, so is this something I should bring up to my therapist or is this just fine? Like, is this something. So this is the first one. Let's see, Jamie, let's see what you pull out. So should I tell my. Should I tell my therapist that.

[Jamie]

That my boyfriend talks to his parents daily? He's 44, by the way. No.

[Cutter]

I think again, this is like daily. What is it like, hey, I just want to check in. How are you there? But if there's like.

[Jamie]

If it's like calling every day for advice type of thing.

[Cutter]

That. But also I know people who. It's like 12 times a day.

[Jamie]

That's very unhealthy.

[Cutter]

Yeah, that to me is the whole thing.

[Jamie]

I speak to my parents at least once or twice a week, but on text mainly.

[Cutter]

Mainly on text.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

That's good. Yeah, that's good that your parents still are like, fuck with the text. Because how old is your dad?

[Jamie]

76.

[Cutter]

And he. And he's a texter.

[Jamie]

Oh, thank God. He's a texter. He's the best texter. He's like a one word texter too. Like, he'll just write, nice, excellent. Yeah, terrible. Or he'll just write boys, question mark, meaning like, he wants to facetime with my kids or how are they? Yeah. Should I read another one?

[Cutter]

Yeah, sure.

[Jamie]

That one was shut down so quickly.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Okay. Should I tell my therapist that the ice cream man pisses me off? I'll be minding my own Business with my kids and my type 1 diabetic wife, and that tune invades my house, and that is supposed to excite me off my couch to go buy nasty, overpriced dreck from a drug dealer. I don't know, man. The ice cream man literally was like, fucking the Winning the lottery. When you would. You were home when he was coming by, your house was like, everything. And I would get. So here was my ice cream man truck order perfect. I would get a cherry coke.

[Cutter]

Oh, wow.

[Jamie]

I would get fun dip. Yeah. I'm not a big ice cream gal. It was all candy.

[Cutter]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

And nerds, if he had them.

[Cutter]

Nerds are the best.

[Jamie]

What's your ice cream truck order?

[Cutter]

My memory of ice cream truck is I remember there was. The ice cream truck would come by.

[Jamie]

And I'm in New York, like, in.

[Cutter]

The city, and they would come outside of school, like, when at 3pm they'd be like. So you'd know. I remember. I did it. I never really had money on to, like, buy candy at this. When I'm thinking of. We're, like, up until sixth grade or whatever. And I remember there was this guy Marlo who had the candy truck, and he had something called free gum, and he would give it to kids who didn't have, like, money. You'd run up and be like, marlo, can I get a piece of free gum? And he would give you a piece of free gum.

[Jamie]

Was it like Fruit Stripe gum or one of those bullshit gums?

[Cutter]

So it was the gum that. It's. It's a ball. Like a green. They're like a green ball, red ball, yellow button. It was like a long raffle.

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cutter]

He just had him. And he would be popping them out to people. Ye.

[Jamie]

What a Marlon.

[Cutter]

And then I remember seeing him when I was, like, 20 years old. I mean, like, yo, thanks for the free gum. I would see him all the time.

[Jamie]

You'd be like, by the parks and shit.

[Cutter]

Yeah, Marlo, look.

[Jamie]

Lifer life, right?

[Cutter]

So it's. Should I tell my therapist that the ice cream man pisses me off?

[Jamie]

No, because it sounds like you might be sensitive because of your type 1 diabetic wife and the sugar.

[Cutter]

It's got to be.

[Jamie]

They're all not drug dealers. Look at Marlo.

[Cutter]

Yeah, well, who knows?

[Jamie]

Well, actually.

[Cutter]

Actually, no. We put his name out there. He is not. Marlo is not. Marlowe's a good guy. He's not. There's none of that. He's not a bad guy.

[Jamie]

But I could see it Annoying if your kids screaming and want to go out. I'm sure that was annoying for my parents, but they never went out with us. We lived in safer times where I could run down, you know, three blocks and they knew I was safe.

[Cutter]

I could also see if there's something that you hate that bothers you, that taunting you every day, like playing the music.

[Jamie]

That's got to be like wind chimes for Cutter.

[Cutter]

Yeah. But also, it's like my home is my place to stay away from the things that piss me off. You know what I mean? So the fact that. That. That noise could just invade your home.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Cutter]

That's tough.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Cutter]

That's gotta be. But, yeah, no, I mean, you know, you figure it out.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I mean, they're gone in a few minutes if.

[Cutter]

Yeah. What is your. Okay, this. I've. I've been so excited to show you this guy Jamie, this guy from 90 Day Fiance. And listen, one. One of the saddest things to me about doing this podcast is that we can't show clips from 90 Day Fiance.

[Jamie]

We can't.

[Cutter]

We can't. That's why we never do. It's so sad to me, because they'll take it down.

[Jamie]

Come on.

[Cutter]

I know.

[Jamie]

Meanwhile, I give love to it.

[Cutter]

I see people who, like, review the show online and they show their clips all the time. There's like hundreds of thousands of views, so it's not like they're hidden or whatever.

[Jamie]

Why was that lady allowed to use our clip from our podcast.

[Cutter]

Whoa.

[Jamie]

For free.

[Cutter]

You're going to tlc? Are you going to go after her?

[Jamie]

I'm just saying.

[Cutter]

Well, because she's on Instagram. You could do stuff on Instagram. It's. It's YouTube.

[Zolo]

It's just the monetization, really. Like, they'll take the monetization and give it to the copyright holder. So that's why we try to stay away.

[Jamie]

Oh, because we lose the money.

[Zolo]

I mean, sometimes they'll, like, block it in certain regions. It's different on for different countries, but we just try to stay.

[Jamie]

So would they block the whole episode or just that part?

[Zolo]

They have the ability to.

[Cutter]

Wow.

[Jamie]

And the people need us. We can't block the people.

[Cutter]

The people need us. Oh, but before we go on to this, Yami, would you like to make an announcement to PG about what you're doing special this episode? Shout out to people who know PG is shout out.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I'm recording this episode barefoot.

[Cutter]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Here, you can sneak a peeky. See it in camera one. See my. There's the Sole of my foot. My feet were. My shoes were killing me. I'm wearing what Cutter loves to call my elf shoes. And just, you know, she's doing my toes.

[Cutter]

PG is a guy who was DMing Jamie who's obsessed with her feed who we need to call back.

[Jamie]

He has not dmed me in stupid so long.

[Cutter]

Well, I think you're. I think that'll change today. I think, I think you're. I think you might start getting some time. Yeah, I, we. Listen, we could call him next episode and see how PG's doing if you want.

[Jamie]

I would love a catch up.

[Cutter]

I would love to catch up with pg also that, that'll make me excited to come in here next week. I mean, I'm always excited to come in, but some days it's just more. It's just more than others. Okay, so what I'm gonna do is since we can show clips, I was bummed out about it for a long time, but I'm like, you know what, there are certain things where, like I could just show a picture because it's enough. So can you show the first picture of this guy from 90 Day Fiance and then Jamie, just tell people what you're seeing. When, when you see this photo, you don't have the one with the, the caption over his head. The first picture. There we go. Thank you.

[Jamie]

I feel like first of all, I know exactly what this guy looked like when he was 4 years old. Like, he has a face that like you could literally shrink his body. And you could see the toddler version.

[Cutter]

Right. And I also know what he's look like when he's 100.

[Jamie]

Yes. Because if you took his teeth out, his mouth would look the same.

[Cutter]

Yes. Wow.

[Jamie]

You know it.

[Cutter]

Brilliant. Jamie. The people do need us.

[Jamie]

Yeah. This is a, you know, man in his mid to late 30s, Caucasian male with a Hawaiian shirt.

[Cutter]

And the Sounds like you're describing somebody who assaulted you.

[Jamie]

How else am I supposed to describe it?

[Cutter]

Caucasian male, mid-30s.

[Jamie]

The closed caption says he wrote we can't kiss. Kiss. And he's kind of got like this goofy like adolescent smile.

[Cutter]

So here's my question to you. He just said that we can't kiss. So that's what he's saying to his 90 day fiance partner who's actually, I'd say woman, but a lady boy. And I know some people say that's inappropriate to say lady boy. That's what they call themselves. A lady boy. They're a lady boy. So they are a, they are a Filipino. Was a man now dresses like a woman, but hasn't done anything else to like surgeries.

[Jamie]

So no surge. Still has the penis.

[Cutter]

Right. And he. This guy actually talks about. He's like, I don't know why. Growing up people thought I was gay, but then he's with a lady boy. And then he talks about how, well, he only loves female penis. Yeah. He doesn't like man penis because he's not gay. He likes female penis. What are your thoughts on that?

[Jamie]

I'm speechless. I don't know what to say.

[Cutter]

I also don't know what to say. It's incredible.

[Jamie]

I almost said something very inappropriate. I'm very glad I didn't.

[Cutter]

Oh, you should have told me we would bleep it out. Because I need to hear it. I need to know. Here, write it down. By the way, nothing's inappropriate. Ymh. Umbrella. We're acting.

[Jamie]

I'm a mother. I can't.

[Cutter]

So he says we can't kiss. Can you guess why he's telling his lady boy girlfriend on camera we can't kiss.

[Jamie]

Oh, you're guessing on camera.

[Cutter]

On camera. It's inappropriate. Well, let's think about that deeper. Right. He's fine with all the other stuff he's saying, which is, hey, I'm going to the Philippines to be with a lady boy. And so probably not like, can we think of one more reason? Maybe. Maybe he's saying to her right now. This is the first time he's saying it. He's saying we can't because they're at a very romantic waterfall.

[Jamie]

Because it's too soon.

[Cutter]

Okay. Too soon is too soon. Okay, go ahead, show. Go to the next photo, please.

[Jamie]

I have gonorrhea. Is gonorrhea live in the mouth?

[Cutter]

Any or whoever get that as a drop for me. But also he. Yes.

[Jamie]

Is that the real reason you're showing me this was just for that?

[Cutter]

Maybe.

[Jamie]

He looks like he's sweating now.

[Cutter]

Here's my issue with this guy.

[Jamie]

Why I had to.

[Cutter]

I know. Here's my issue with this. Why I had to bring this up. I don't know everything there is to know about ladies. I don't. But I could tell you if you're going to tell a lady who you've just met in the last few days that you have gonorrhea. This smile on your face says you are such a psycho. It says you're insane.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

If I'm like, jamie, I got gonorrhea. You have to. You have to. Because also, it's a sensitive thing. You have to break like, hey, you're like, listen, I know because he's also telling her here, I'm cheating on you, you. Cuz he just got it from somebody.

[Jamie]

Oh, he just got the gon.

[Cutter]

And this is the smile he tells. How do you say what a dog with that kind of smile? I have gonorrhea, Jamie. And you know when they say like.

[Jamie]

You know when you're really psychopath, they.

[Cutter]

Say, you know when you're really smiling cuz there's like wrinkles in the side of your eyes. Look at the wrinkles that he is so excited to tell his lady boy girlfriend. I have gone. I don't. I.

[Jamie]

He was excited.

[Cutter]

Well, look at him. Why would you be like, listen, Jamie, go ahead, you're an actress. Let's. Let's do a little scene.

[Jamie]

Okay?

[Cutter]

Your, your. You've dated somebody for two weeks and now you have to tell them, hey, you know, we can't kiss right now. I have gonorrhea.

[Jamie]

Can we back it up though for my research for this role?

[Cutter]

Of course.

[Jamie]

Gonorrhea lives in the mouth.

[Cutter]

Well, I think you can. I think it can be both. Zolo, can you look that up? So I think it can be because I think he said they have. He. So in the scene before this, he said he has gunk coming out of his penis. And this explains why he wasn't going to bring it up before, but now he just explains why. Yes, gonorrhea can live in the mouth. Thank you, Zola. So, yeah. So now you're an actor. You're an actor. You're a woman. You've been dating.

[Jamie]

Am I a lady boy or a lady?

[Cutter]

What would you like to be for the character?

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Cutter]

What do you want to be? You know what I've seen you play. I've seen you play a lady before. You're a lady boy. Oh, you're a lady boy. No, I'm saying I've seen you play a lady before. I want to. I want to see lady boy. Yeah, I want to see something different. I want to see your range. Can you. So now you have to tell your boyfriend who, who now is going to know when you. When you say I have gonorrhea, it also means I've cheated on you in.

[Jamie]

The last two weeks. The past two weeks have been wonderful. I don't want you to forget about them and me and the things that I do. I might have done one of those things with somebody else by accident. So we need to pause our sexual relations for a minute until I clear.

[Cutter]

It up because I have gonorrhea. Oh.

[Jamie]

I love when I make you laugh.

[Cutter]

That. That is my favorite. Oh, my God.

[Jamie]

That's gonna be its own clip, isn't it? Oh, no.

[Cutter]

I'm sorry about your. Your God. You could come back to Jamie now. You could be Jamie now. But that. When you say. Because look at. Look. Because look. The. The lady boy. If we go to the next photo.

[Jamie]

So nervous.

[Cutter]

No, because he's always doing this. If we look at the. If we look at the lady boy. The lady boy is not smiling. Look. This is the face that he's looking at when he's full. Smile. This is what he's staring at. What a psychopath. This guy is. What a psychopath.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God.

[Cutter]

And listen, not to say ladyboys are crazy at all. I don't know anything about ladyboys. But she is by far.

[Jamie]

She's not happy. Her eyes are red.

[Cutter]

The same person in this relationship. He is a. He is. Look, she's having the reaction you're supposed to have to somebody saying, I have gonorrhea. And he is full clown smile.

[Jamie]

I need to see the scene.

[Cutter]

It tries. Jamie, I watch this so many times. What is going through this guy's head? You want to know what he does before this? He shows up in. I think it's. Is it. Yeah, the Philippines. And he's like, I need to convert my money into bot. I think it's bought in the Philippines. And he's like, I need to convert my money into bottom. So she's like, okay, well, how much money do you have? And he goes through his wallet. He's. I have 42, $43. And he's there for a month. And she's like, okay. And they converted into. It's. Whatever it is, like 2200 Baht. And he's like. He's like, let's go to the market. He's like, I'm. I'm taking you. He's like, I've never had this kind of money to take a woman shopping before to get whatever you want. He's like, whatever you want, get it? Like, I got 2,200 Baht. And she's like, no, that's not how it works here. Yeah.

[Jamie]

But also, like, he thought his money multiplied.

[Cutter]

Yeah, he thought now he had 20. And he's like, this is the first time I've ever had this kind of money. And like, anything she touches, she touches like a.

[Jamie]

Find these people, Jamie, to know.

[Cutter]

That's why I'm like, I need you.

[Jamie]

What Is the casting pool.

[Cutter]

It is just. It is. Can you. I think there might be one more photo right. Of. Of. I forget if it's, like, funny or not, or if it's.

[Jamie]

Look, gonorrhea.

[Cutter]

Gonorrhea. And then he has to explain to her, like, what Gonorrhea. I mean, it's. And you know what's. You know what's funny? There's a lot of, like, in these countries, like the Philippines. There's another one in Brazil where, like, if you say you're a drug dealer, like, here. If you're like, yeah, I sold weed when I was 20 for a year. And it's like, ah, whatever. Like, in Brazil, if you say you're a drug dealer, it's like, whoa. Like, you're the scum of the earth.

[Jamie]

Really?

[Cutter]

Yeah. There's a guy who's in a wheelchair and he. And the way he got in a wheelchair was he was like, selling drugs and then something happened with his wife and his. They had. His wife had him shot.

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Cutter]

Yeah. So now he. And I forget why that has to do with him dealing drugs, but he's. He's a drug dealer. And the woman's like, as soon as she hears that, it's like the devil, like, you know, we're here. It's like, oh, yeah, I sold weed. Like, so what? Yeah, all of my friends when I was growing up.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Like, yeah.

[Cutter]

But yeah, so when she hears gonorrhea and then. And then he's like, oh, I have gonorrhea. She has the, like, unwoke response that people would have had in this country 50 years ago, which is like, oh, you're gross. She's just like, oh, you're a dirty person.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And he's like, no.

[Jamie]

Like, do they break up after this?

[Cutter]

I. I'm. I. No, they are still together. He goes to, like, a doctor and he. I forget. He tells the producers. He's like, my penis is erupting. He's smiling through all of it. There's no moment where you. It's. He seems, like, troubled by this. That's what I'm saying. I think they might have found a.

[Jamie]

Yeah, he might work at Biological International.

[Cutter]

We found that their supplier. Biological International. Yeah. So I. Listen, I. I wish we could talk about 90 Day Fiance every week because of the chaos that absolutely goes on there. But, yeah. Speaking of reality shows, is that.

[Jamie]

Is that a Christina P Shade of red on Ladyboy?

[Cutter]

Oh, do you think she's wearing Christina P's? Christina P's. Ymh. Lipstick?

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Cutter]

Wow. Well, if you want to look like this lady boy, you go to ymhstore.com and look up. What is that? What is that color? Zolo.

[Zolo]

Perfect red.

[Cutter]

Perfect red. Wow.

[Jamie]

There it is. I mean, I'd buy that off that model.

[Cutter]

Yeah, we're going full circle here. Everything's coming. Everything's coming to. Oh, I have a. Let's. Let's switch it up with a. A cutter Instagram. From lady boys to the cutter. Instagram. Let's see what he sent me. Jamie, read that, please, for everyone.

[Jamie]

And foreskins. People are lodging nicotine pouches in their buttholes and foreskins for a buzz. Health experts warn it can cause skin damage and lead to addiction. Well, let me tell you, you become addicted when it's in your mouth, so. Oh, my God, are people that just desperate for a buzz?

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

In your poor skin.

[Cutter]

It's been 20 years, James. I'm fucking desperate for a Buzz. This with 12 years, but I'm fucking desperate for a buzz.

[Jamie]

I got you.

[Cutter]

Yeah, I'd love to be buzzing right now.

[Jamie]

That's disgusting. Wait, does this mean he's tried it?

[Cutter]

Or maybe he wants.

[Jamie]

He wants to try it. That's fucking gross.

[Cutter]

Well, you've.

[Jamie]

You've talked about. Need to have a conversation with him. That's nasty.

[Cutter]

Why don't you. Would you stick one in his butt if he asked you to?

[Jamie]

No.

[Cutter]

Why not? That's your. That's your lover.

[Jamie]

That's a father nicotine patch in his butt.

[Cutter]

And we're gonna also clip that for next week. So, yeah, why not? Or why not? If he was like, babe, I really want. Like, it makes. What if he's. Like it makes the sex, like. So you used to take. What were those things called? Ambien. Because the sex was better. So what if he was like, babe, if you stick this nicotine pouch in my butt, it's like the greatest feeling during sex.

[Jamie]

That ship assailed.

[Cutter]

You wouldn't do that for him. No, See, you said on this podcast you're a 10 in bed. You're no 10.

[Jamie]

I didn't say I was. Did I say I was a 10? I said I could be a 10.

[Cutter]

No, you said you're a 10.

[Jamie]

Okay, I was like one to 10.

[Cutter]

What are you as a lover?

[Jamie]

So I'm no longer a 10 because I won't shove a nicotine pouch up his butthole?

[Cutter]

Of course, because out of craziness from 1 to 10, this is like a 2. Like, you're not even doing anything.

[Jamie]

10 is, like, skill level, not, like what you're willing to shove up somebody's butt.

[Cutter]

It's all. It's about being open. Well, you not willing to, you know.

[Jamie]

Call me a five?

[Cutter]

You not willing?

[Jamie]

I have no interest.

[Cutter]

You know, shoving things up in Cutter's ass makes you not as good of a lover.

[Jamie]

I already. It's false advertising. I already find crumpled up used zins all over the floor all over my house. The thought of one actually falling out of his butt. But no, thank you.

[Cutter]

Wouldn't do it.

[Jamie]

No, I'd kick him out to live in the casino.

[Cutter]

Let's see. Hey, Siri, call Cutter Dykstra and put it on speakerphone. Let's end this pod with a little. Let's end this pod with a little call to Cutter. And see, I do Ms. Cutter. He got. You know, I called some. I was talking to somebody else about football the other day at your house, and he got, like, jealous. He was like, who is that calling you about football? I was like, dude, relax.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Yo.

[Cutter]

Yo, you're on the pod.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Oh.

[Cutter]

All right. So here's. Here's what I want to ask you. I showed. I showed Jamie the. The Instagram you sent me about people shoving nicotines in their butthole and foreskin, and I. I asked her if she'd be willing to shove one in your butthole, like, on a. On a night that you guys were making love. What do you think she said?

[Cutter Dykstra]

You know, maybe. She said yes.

[Jamie]

No, dude.

[Cutter]

She said no. I can't believe she said she's a 10 in bed, but she won't shove a Zin in your butt. Way too proud.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Unbelievable.

[Cutter]

Yeah, it's too. I mean, it's crazy.

[Jamie]

Cutter, you would want me to do that.

[Cutter Dykstra]

I'm in for that. If you're down, I'm in.

[Cutter]

Oh, come on, Jamie. Do it this week and come back in next week.

[Jamie]

And you think I'm gonna do it and come talk about it?

[Cutter]

Yeah, we're talking about it right now.

[Jamie]

I'm a mother.

[Cutter]

This pot is the reason you're shoving a zin in his butt. You can't do it and then not talk about it here.

[Cutter Dykstra]

First step.

[Jamie]

First step.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Let's have Jamie put in a Zen during in her. In her mouth.

[Cutter]

That would get you more excited than you putting one in.

[Jamie]

Your begs me to put his in.

[Cutter]

He wants you to zin, so.

[Jamie]

He wants me to zin so.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Dialed in with one Z.

[Cutter]

Why is your dream for Jamie to be addicted to zins like you?

[Cutter Dykstra]

I mean, we Would go through them really fast, but, yeah, that'd be great.

[Jamie]

He knows what happens when I become addicted to things.

[Cutter]

Yeah, yeah. What if you get addicted to putting zins in his butt?

[Jamie]

Because it's just chasing him around. Now, next time I.

[Cutter]

Come on.

[Cutter Dykstra]

You're both putting this in, okay? We're doing a pod.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Then you have to have a bucket next to me to vomit in.

[Cutter]

That's what I've heard. I've heard we might get sick. I don't want to get sick.

[Cutter Dykstra]

No, we'll go low milligrams. You'll be. You'll love it. You'll be firing. Fired at all cylinders.

[Cutter]

What? Jamie? What? What? You know how, like, there's times where it's like, if you do this, I'll do that? What can me and Cutter do for you for this week? For you to put a zit in his butt? What do you want? You want. You want a Sunday? Away you go. You could go.

[Jamie]

No, I want to hang out.

[Cutter]

She wants to hang out.

[Jamie]

I want the both of you to cook a meal.

[Cutter Dykstra]

I don't even know. I don't know if it would do anything. I mean, I. You know, that's not even a thing.

[Cutter]

No, it would.

[Jamie]

No, it's a thing. You get a buzz putting it in your butthole. Or foreskin, apparently.

[Cutter]

Oh, Cutter' hot right now just hearing you say that. Cutter.

[Cutter Dykstra]

No. No foreskin for me. So I guess we got to go butt route.

[Cutter]

Yeah, you got to go butt. Maybe you just tape it to the head of your penis.

[Cutter Dykstra]

I love you guys.

[Jamie]

Bye.

[Cutter]

Okay, wait. Just so you know, Jamie said the way that to get her to put it in your butt is for me and you to cook a meal. Let's grill some steaks on Sunday.

[Cutter Dykstra]

Let's do it, bro.

[Cutter]

All right, cool. All right, I'll see you. I'll see you Sunday. I just changed. I just. I just. I just saved your marriage.

[Jamie]

You might have. You might have just given me another 10 years. Yeah, well, guys, he holds on to those things. He still says, like, remember that time? Yeah.

[Cutter]

Oh. Oh. I thought you were saying he holds on to the zins.

[Jamie]

No, like, there's things that will literally, like, last us years.

[Cutter]

Give one to the people before we go. No, One thing that he's like, oh, remember, it doesn't have to be crazy. It doesn't have to be crazy.

[Jamie]

It is crazy.

[Cutter]

They're all crazy.

[Jamie]

Imagination. Yes, things are.

[Cutter]

How crazy can they be? You won't even put his hand in the guy's butt. We will See you guys next week.

[Jamie]

Bye.

[Cutter]

Not today.