Live from SXSW: High T Kings, Zillow Creeping & Rob’s Death Metal Past | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Episode: Live from SXSW: High T Kings, Zillow Creeping & Rob’s Death Metal Past
Release Date: March 27, 2025
Host/Author: YMH Studios

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1. Introduction: Setting the Scene at SXSW

The episode kicks off live from the bustling South by Southwest (SXSW) festival in Austin, Texas—a major event that has evolved significantly over the past decade. Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler dive into their experiences at the Vibe House, a central hub sponsored by Poroso's, designed to encapsulate the quintessential Austin vibe with amenities like tattoos, massages, and tacos.

Jamie: “So Jamie just found out that I had a show with. With a band, and she wanted to know what it was like...”
[06:04]

2. Aging and Health: High T Kings and Peptides

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around aging, testosterone therapy (High T), and the burgeoning trend of peptide supplements. Rob humorously reflects on his imminent 44th birthday and the physical signs of aging he's experiencing.

Rob: “Like skin under my chin that like, you know when you look to the side and you're like, okay, you can laugh at me, but like it's like a, it's like a thing.”
[01:09]

The conversation shifts to the impacts of declining testosterone levels, especially in former athletes like their friend Cutter, who’s dealing with persistent physical discomfort after retiring from sports. They debate the efficacy of testosterone shots versus peptide injections, highlighting the complexities and misconceptions surrounding these treatments.

Rob: “Cutter was trying to drag you away from a crying woman... he just doesn't care.”
[12:44]

3. South by Southwest Experiences: Vibe House and Award Show

Rob and Jamie share their adventures at SXSW, including presenting at the iHeart Podcast Awards. They recount humorous incidents, such as a guest mistaking Jamie for Elliot Page due to her new haircut and the chaotic moment when an award recipient walked off the stage with the trophy.

Jamie: “We did. Robbie and I did our A carpet together.”
[08:11]

They also discuss the logistics and atmosphere of the Vibe House, describing it as an oasis amidst the frenzy of SXSW, complete with live tattoos and local cuisine offerings.

Rob: “This is definitely some cool vibes...”
[07:46]

4. Nostalgia: Rob’s Death Metal Past and Life Threat Band

A nostalgic segment delves into Rob's past as a member of the death metal band "Life Threat." He reminisces about their sole performance, the camaraderie among band members, and the surreal experience of having his father unexpectedly attend the show.

Rob: “We went and performed at, like, a bar in Queens. And then that day... it was one of the best nights ever.”
[25:03]

They humorously discuss the band's dynamics, their abrupt disbandment after a single show, and the elusive nature of finding any existing footage of their performance.

Rob: “What was it like as a person who just showed up?”
[24:56]

5. Relationships and Dating Apps

The hosts transition to the topic of modern dating, critiquing the rise of dating apps and their impact on relationships. They express skepticism about the authenticity and safety of online dating, emphasizing the curated nature of profiles and the superficial judgments based on profile verification and follower counts.

Rob: “I don't know if I wish I got, like, a chance to experience that or not.”
[35:54]

They also poke fun at the behavior of users on dating platforms, particularly those who use fuzzy photos or do not present themselves clearly.

Jamie: “They know we were coming and nobody showed up.”
[19:56]

6. Food and Lifestyle Habits

A lighthearted discussion ensues about their unique eating habits and preferences. Rob shares his penchant for chopping up various vegetables and fruits into salads, while Jamie reveals her indulgence in energy drinks and heaps of walnuts. They humorously critique each other's food choices and the odd combinations they enjoy.

Rob: “It's just straight up like vanilla with cookies in it.”
[31:39]

Jamie: “I have a drawer in my bathroom. You open it, and there's 40 things of toothpaste.”
[22:02]

The conversation also touches on their mutual disdain for certain foods and the quirky habits developed over the years.

7. Conclusion: Reflections and Sign-Off

As the episode wraps up, Rob and Jamie reflect on their friendship and the enduring dynamic that keeps their bond strong despite their differing personalities. They express appreciation for their listeners and tease future episodes with more hilarious anecdotes and discussions.

Jamie: “What’s happening back here? Thank you for having us.”
[42:05]

Rob: “We love you, Austin. Hey, not today. Not today.”
[42:07]

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Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “Getting old sucks.”
  [03:45]

• Jamie: “I didn’t want to have to take a shot every week for the rest of my life.”
  [02:02]

• Rob: “How does my house represent me? How does my house represent me.”
  [16:25]

• Jamie: “And people would be like, it’s one hour a week. You can’t not eat for one hour.”
  [40:15]

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This episode of "Not Today, Pal" masterfully blends humor with candid discussions about aging, health trends, nostalgic memories, and the complexities of modern relationships, all set against the vibrant backdrop of SXSW. Rob and Jamie's contrasting personalities create a dynamic and entertaining dialogue, offering listeners an engaging glimpse into their lives and enduring friendship.

Transcript

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Robbie]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

What are you saying?

[Robbie]

So I, I, maybe one of you guys can look it up specifically so I don't butcher it. But apparently there's like two specific ages where aging is like rapid or very clear. Like you feel the signs of aging. And one of the years is 4:44, which I'm about to enter into my 44th year. And I have been feeling like things are moving along at a pace that I was. I'm not comfortable with.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And how does that show?

[Robbie]

Like, like skin under my chin that like, you know when you look to the side and you're like, okay, you can laugh at me, but like it's like a, it's like a thing. And like you. Yeah. And like, I don't know, you just feel, feel. You just feel a little older. Like I fall as I cannot stay awake past 9:00 unless I have like a coffee at 5:00pm Like I just, I'm old.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ever since I got my results back from way too well. I feel younger by the day.

[Robbie]

Tell me about your. Oh yeah, we should talk about that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They're like, you're great, but it's not.

[Robbie]

Gonna be a shock.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, it's just great.

[Robbie]

Robbie's. Robbie's TR is through the room.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is it true?

[Robbie]

What's the, what's the code name?

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's when we're pleased.

[Robbie]

Get a little TT shot, a little T shot. High T. You don't need it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thank God.

[Robbie]

Yeah, Robbie doesn't need it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't want to have to take a shot every week for the rest of my life.

[Robbie]

I could not imagine you with more testosterone.

[Ryan Reynolds]

See, I don't even feel like I have this guy. You good Cut.

[Robbie]

That guy, on the other hand, needs a load of it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Listen, we, we, we, we went out. Well, he, he is. He's taken some now.

[Robbie]

He does. Yeah. Yeah, but I noticed a difference.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He doesn't.

[Robbie]

The red light is on every night asking for it really.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So he start. Okay, so wait, what did. But when you said he needs a lot, what did you notice that he was lacking?

[Robbie]

Kidding. I'm just. I'm kidding. But there was some blood work done where he could have what was said he could use it. You know, I really wonder for. Especially, like, athletes. Right? So Cutter was, like, a professional athlete for so much of his life. He spent so much of his time, like, training and working out, and as soon as he stopped playing. I know a lot of athletes do this. Like, they just stop. Like, he didn't want to work out anymore for, like, eight years. He barely did anything physical.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I know.

[Robbie]

And his body hurts, and he's only 35, so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, you know what's.

[Robbie]

And I wonder if that, like, makes your testosterone go down because you're not like, I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It does. I think it does, but. And there's certain workouts that can make your testosterone go up. But I also think that, like, I think Huberman talks about this where you would think that when the more you work out, the more your body feels like whack. But once you're working out, when you stop working out is when the inflammation spikes. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is when it comes up. So it's like. And I feel that, like, if I go to the gym five days in a row, I feel great on day six. But if I don't go to the gym for two days, like, going that next day is like, o. Like, I just feel like getting out of bed's a little harder. Everything's kind of a little.

[Robbie]

Getting old sucks.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, getting old sucks. So now he was on T for a little bit, went off, and now he's doing. What are those called?

[Robbie]

I don't know. You would know more than me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What are those things called that everybody's doing now?

[Robbie]

Pellets.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, peptides.

[Robbie]

Yeah, peptides.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Are you boys.

[Robbie]

I feel like people, like, they. People are now, like, shadowly calling, like, Ozempic, like, a peptide, you know?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Robbie]

Yeah. I just feel like, how many. Where have peptides been all of a sudden now, like, peptides exist. Like, somebody invented them. Where have peptides.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I mean, there's gonna. There'll be one sponsor in this show in three months, so don't. Don't talk. Yeah, we're gonna be promoting peptides.

[Robbie]

Talking Peptides. Where they came from.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Well, the reason why I do a.

[Robbie]

Shot of peptides on air, the reason.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why Cutter said that he wanted to do peptides and not testosterone, he's. He said that all the testosterone Comes from China. That's what he told me.

[Robbie]

Shady.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And he's like, he's worried that China one day is just gonna cut off all that test and there's gonna be a bunch of low T guys running.

[Robbie]

Because of the tariffs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, there's tariffs on tea.

[Robbie]

You hear the word tariff again?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Oh, we should probably tell people where we are. Which, by the. When we talk, I'm. I'm clearly getting old. I just turned 40 for everyone who knows.

[Robbie]

But like, happy birthday, Robbie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm just like my fucking grandpa now. We're like, Zolo calls me and he's like, oh, there's a house. If you want to do a podcast out of the house. I'm like, what's. What's this house? And he's like, well, you know, it's like a Porosos house. And they're doing it for like south by. And I'm like, what? They're buying a house? And he's like, no, no, they're like renting a house. Like, who rents a house? They're going to sleep in there. And he's like, no, they're not sleeping. And I just. My grandpa, like, my grandpa just doesn't get something. You tell him.

[Robbie]

20 year old Rob would have been like, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Speaking of 20 year old Rob, I just went in the bathroom and there were too many Porosos. Empty vodka bottles. Are one of you guys drinking on the job?

[Robbie]

What is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How do we know? Oh, they don't have little vodka bottles. I got so excited thinking one of you guys is drunk right now.

[Robbie]

Really smart to do so. It's like you take a shot of this and then you take a shot of this. Or is this for like the morning?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Whatever. Yeah, whenever you need it, it's there for you.

[Robbie]

Talk about old. I can't read this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So there's. How would you describe this house, Jamie? Because I'm still confused, by the way. Then we went to an award show. I saw Heather and I go, what's going on with this house? I'm just like my grandpa. I'm like, tell me about this house. I just don't get stuff.

[Robbie]

We need to talk about the award show after too. But. So we are in the middle of south by Southwest, which is a huge. I don't even get festival here in Austin. They do every year. So I. I had a film here at south by Southwest, like 15, 16 years ago, and it was nothing like it is now. It was way more music and tech back then, and like a couple little indie Film premieres now you have, like, huge movie premieres. There's, like, a lot of music, artists. They have, like, award things that we were a part. We got to be presenters at the iHeart Podcast Awards. It's just a big fun two weeks. It's caused a lot of traffic. But this is, like a house for south by. Sponsored by this. Okay. And then by Porosos, and it's. It's called the Vibe house. Apparently, last night, it was a real vibe when we missed where it was, like, a rager and got kind of shut down by the city because we're in a very residential area. But this is, like, what typical Austin houses look like. You know, they're kind of craftsmen. They're cool. But, like, when you get inside, like, the gate, it's like your own little oasis. So this is definitely some cool vibes. They were apparently doing tattoos yesterday. You can get a massage. You can get tacos. Like, all the fun things about Austin in a little house. And they asked us to be here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then Zolo was like, oh, we're gonna get more people to, like, fill it up back there. I'm like, can we get less people?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Can we kick these people out? I want it to be just us.

[Robbie]

Y. There's our friends.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Look how many friends we have.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I can't.

[Robbie]

Well, no, this is very representative.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is the most people.

[Robbie]

We don't like anyone.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I haven't been around this many people in years. Yeah, it's wild. No. Well, speaking about being around a lot of people, we did that award show.

[Robbie]

We did. Robbie and I did our A carpet together.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think that was the first time we ever presented something. Right?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like an award. Is it maybe? Yeah, definitely. In, like, 20 years. Yes.

[Robbie]

It's been a long time. Robbie and I presented. Oh, they can hear us out there. Good to know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, good. Hey, everyone, you're gonna have to go. Of course. They don't listen to me, just like everyone else.

[Robbie]

Robbie and I were asked to present best science podcast.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right. Well. And it wasn't even best science podcast. It was just best science Science. Yeah. Yeah. All right, we're game.

[Robbie]

Cutter came, Heather came. It's a little nightly feared field trip for us.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Alan came, which is a story for off the pod.

[Robbie]

That's right. Can't wait to tell you that one. He was. I mean, he was rattled.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He looked like the Terminator when he showed up. And he was.

[Robbie]

Rob said he was walking down the middle of the street on a mission.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, he was on a mission. And we're like, you know what? We got to do a red carpet and present. And like, he was like, what's going on? Yeah. Like, we're like, yo. He's like, the cops showed up. I was like, dude, I don't know.

[Robbie]

But there were people that, like, stopped that. There were people that stopped the two of us that were like, we're fed clips of your podcast all the time. We love it. Which was just super cool.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then people thought I was Elliot Page because of my new haircut. See, everyone's like, elliot, over here. I'm like, I'm not Elliot Page.

[Robbie]

And I was the new girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but it was a good time. I don't know what else to say about it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, it was fun. We got to present. Yeah, that was. Oh, well, you know what's funny is, so they give you an award to hand to the winner, and then, like, the person who won was so excited and holding this award, and we walked back with her, and then the person is like, you're gonna have to give that back to us. We only have one fake.

[Robbie]

They'll, like, send you one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right? So they. So then they had the award up there. They keep the award. But then somebody after us who, like, got nominated and won, I guess they sent someone to accept it. And that person went right up the stairs and was like, I want to accept this award for blah, blah, blah, and, like, thank you, and just walked off the stage with the award, not knowing she was supposed to go through the. Because she wasn't, like, somebody who. They would be like, oh, come in the back and do press, or whatever you're supposed to do. So she just walked off with the award. I don't know what happened, but I.

[Robbie]

Think it just felt exciting to us in the moment.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. We were like, but when you're in an award show, that's the only award you got. Back in the award, there was a guy. When you give back the award, there's a guy sitting there with, like, white gloves and a towel, and he's like, I have to take that from you. I'm sorry. And then he, like, wipes down the award for the next person. But this woman just came up and walked off with it. It was the most exciting. Here's something I do got to say. There's a change going on, and it's this award show. It's Love is Blind in the weddings. They're doing couches now in award shows in wedding ceremony. Like, in the ceremony part of a wedding. Normally when you're sitting in, like, a little white, like, whack chair. They have couches. It's a game changer.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you were.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You put me in a couch, I'm a lot less angry and like. Yeah. When. When I'm at something I don't want to be at, and you put me in, like, a whack chair. It's even more of a problem.

[Robbie]

Cutter and I went to an event, I told you, a couple of nights ago, and he got up eight times because his back hurt.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's what I'm saying. We're getting old. Yeah. I'm not doing the Peptides, so I need a couch.

[Robbie]

Well, they're not working.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. So what have you done at south by Southwest?

[Robbie]

Nothing. I did that. And that's it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, what I wanted to get to is you told me that you did go to an event where Cutter was trying to drag you away from a crying woman.

[Robbie]

Well, in his defense, he wasn't quite sure, but, like, you know, Cutter, as you can imagine, has his limits at things.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And usually about five to 10 minutes.

[Robbie]

There was a photo published of us at the event, which I will give to you to put up. But you can clearly see Cutter's pain of being in a crowd of people and with people. And I can tell you this photo is two minutes after we got there. So you can imagine this event lasted five hours. Anyone who does a five hour event just needs to figure out their shit. But he ran out to get the valet, and as I was leaving, there was a woman so sweet, who stopped me, who was crying. She was diagnosed with Ms. 10 years ago, and she wanted to tell me what it meant to me. And he was coming up being like, let's go. And this woman's, like, crying to me, and he's yelling at me, and he just doesn't care.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. He doesn't want to hear your story.

[Robbie]

No. So I told him he's not allowed to come to events with me anymore. Like, same way he's not allowed to come on the pod anymore.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And here he is. He always makes it. He's right there. He. You know what's weird about Cutter, like, really wanting to leave places is normally when he's at a place, he's sitting there on a phone with a zin in his mouth.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then when he gets home after dying to get home, he's just sitting there on his phone with his. In his mouth.

[Robbie]

It's always the same.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

It's not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's not a big. You know, he might have a Few.

[Robbie]

Zins in there right now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. His environment doesn't really change what he's doing. So on. On Two bears, One Cave. Speaking of houses or a nice house, Bert said that as soon as someone sends them their. His. Their address to go to his house, he immediately looks it up on Zillow.

[Robbie]

To see, like, how much it is exactly. Or because he wants to, like, no, see how much it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just to see how much it is. Do you. Do you. Do you do that? Or do you know anyone else who does that?

[Robbie]

I never have thought to do that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cutter's shaking his head yes. Oh, no, that was a tree. Oh, there's, like, right where Cutter's face is. There was, like, a leaf going back, and I thought he was saying, yes.

[Robbie]

No, I've never thought to do that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And now he. This.

[Robbie]

It feels kind of rude.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's rude for sure. That's. Yeah, that's why we're bringing it up. But the whole point of why it's. What he does is even crazier now. He says, I know for a fact whenever I send anyone my address, they just Zillow me. He's like, so now when people ask for my address, I just send them my Zillow link to my house.

[Robbie]

Cutter said that?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Robbie]

Oh, Bert said.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, did I say Cutter? Sorry, I thought. Yeah, no, Bert said that.

[Robbie]

Well, okay, that's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If somebody's like, hey, where do you live? And you're like, here, 6 million, 6.5 million.

[Robbie]

My bedroom, in my bathroom while you're.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'd be like, that's that. And again. But I don't. I didn't know if that's.

[Robbie]

But I'm wondering if I sent. So we bought our house, like, five years ago, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

So they better be updating, you're saying.

[Robbie]

Yeah, but what are they getting? Like, an old, outdated listing, maybe?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Or maybe Zillow will. What does Zillow do? Does Zillow tell you, like, what it's worth now?

[Robbie]

Estimate what it's worth now. But do they know the improvements, square.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Footage and selling around a lot of them?

[Robbie]

How would they know? How is that public knowledge?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't think it's the current price.

[Robbie]

I think it's what it was sold for last. The last sell.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's current valuation for sure. I mean, maybe not all of them are up to date. Yeah, they know what track the. The prices. They know what houses in your area by square footage are sold by, like, roughly. It's probably an estimate. Like, we're selling your house will put up Pictures of like all the different rooms on Zillow. So then they just have those. Right, right.

[Robbie]

Well, that just. I don't have the time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But like, for me, growing up in New York City, as soon as somebody's house is more than three rooms, it's the same to me as when it's like a hundred room mansion. Like, I'm just like, wow, you're doing really great.

[Robbie]

Like, here's what I will say. Like, I love to see how people live. Like, anytime I go to someone's house and they're like, want a tour? I'm like, yes. Like, I. I want to see every inch. I'm just very. I'm. Maybe it's just the actor in me. Like, I just want to see how people live. I want to their room looks like. I just love getting a vibe. I love. I think a house is an opportunity to express yourself. Even your apartment is a very clear expression of you. Yeah, there's like a couch, there's a bed. You know, there's a spoon, there's a fork, there's a bowl, there's a tv. You know, it's not a lot of color, a lot of hats. Like, like. And my room is. And my house. What do you think my house says about me? How does my house represent me?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, it's very cozy. But my favorite thing about your house, back in the day. So like I went my LA house. Your LA house. And then even the one before that in la, like, I remember being like, oh, it feels so cozy. Like you could just plop down anywhere. And you told me you were like the person who designed my house. I told them I wanted to feel like you could put your feet up anywhere.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

In my house.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I was like, that's what it feels like. You went into your place and there's just like blankets everywhere. And you could just kind of like every spot. There's no wax. Like sometimes in people's homes, if somebody's sitting in a spot, I'm like, it feels precious. Yeah. And I'm like, you're in the good spot. Where you're, where you live. There's so many good spots. You know, in my apartment, you're lucky if there's one good spot. I don't even think there's a good spot. I haven't found it.

[Robbie]

Your couch is cozy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's a little too, like, deep. And it's not great. The pillows aren't good couch. I might need a new couch. But the problem is it barely fit in the door. It Was like, a big problem. It got all scratched up getting it in. Did I ever tell you when. When they moved in my couch, it was a man and a woman showed up. And, like, when the guy.

[Robbie]

Like a strong woman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. And the guy was like, hey, I need your help. I can't move this couch. Like, she can't lift it. So the moving company, like, it was. It was from the furniture. It wasn't like I hired a moving company. It was, like, from the furniture store.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And it was a guy and a woman, and the woman was like, yeah, I can't lift it. So I had to go downstairs and lift it. And it was. It was.

[Robbie]

You have to go down to the lobby and help them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I had to help them? No, I had to help them with the thing. Yeah, yeah. And I was like.

[Robbie]

And still pay them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wild. I think it was all part of, like, the delivery. I forget if. When I got it.

[Robbie]

I'm sure you paid a delivery fee.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm. I'm the type of guy who, like, I walked into a furniture store and I looked at a couch. I was like, that one. Give it. I have to get out of here right now.

[Robbie]

No wonder you were so good at helping me move my furniture for my Facebook marketplace.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Jamie has random guys showing up on me and Cutter trying to watch football to buy. Well, a dad.

[Robbie]

I'm a hustler.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Was it? No. What is not a desk. What's that called?

[Robbie]

It was a dresser.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, it's like a thing you put a TV on.

[Robbie]

Wasn't it an entertainment center?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I guess. Some kind of entertainment center. Yeah.

[Robbie]

There it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A console here. I. I don't know if this was just because I was in Whole Foods, but I saw, like, a magazine that was like, you know, ADHD and what we could do. And I'm like, oh, that's. That's. And I looked at the magazine, 15.99 for a magazine, and I was like, oh, that's just because, like, it's some special magazine. Looked at every other one around it, 15.99. I'm like, are magazines. Did I go to sleep for 20 years and magazines are $15 now I'm in shock. Zolo saying yes.

[Robbie]

I mean, no one buys them, right? Everyone goes online.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This. This is going to be the oldest thing I've ever said. When we were younger, Magazines were like, 299. Right.

[Robbie]

Title of this episode is I'm old. Yeah. Yeah. 299. 399. Maybe 499.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't even remember 499. I remember.

[Robbie]

Like, that's wild. 15.99.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was 15. I remember when we used to go to airports, like, your thing was like, I'm buying 20.

[Robbie]

I would buy every magazine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Magazines. And I was like, I've never even seen one of these in person. Like. Like, they're in the store is the.

[Robbie]

Only thing I've never seen.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And you would just be on the plane for five hours from New York to la, just going with you. Big. Oh, my God. Did you hear this?

[Robbie]

Well, because there was no. I was like, where you got your. Like, there was nothing news, but also.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, you couldn't sit on your phone for. You were just like, oh, I got. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Wow. We had a lot of time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We're old. I'm sure this was the same vibe as yesterday, right? The big party people just sat here talking about how old they are in magazines. Exactly.

[Robbie]

They knew we were coming and nobody showed up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wow. Every time I look over, Cutter's doing something different.

[Robbie]

What's he doing now?

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was on his laptop. Now he's eating nachos. I think, way to go.

[Robbie]

But good for him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I love it. He's the most unhealthy guy who loves to give me advice on how to be healthy. And then my scores come back perfect and his don't, and he tells me how to be better.

[Robbie]

Yep, that's him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know if we've ever talked about this, but what do you think your most frequent. Most frequent purchases on Amazon would be like if it was like, oh, here's your top five things you buy, like, consistently. Yeah. What do you buy?

[Robbie]

Paper towels.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Paper towels. Okay.

[Robbie]

Tissues.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The environmental people are going to be very upset at you for that. Right?

[Robbie]

Tissues.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Tissues. Wow. You guys need a lot of tissues. Oh, because Jack's runny nose. He has a 20.

[Robbie]

What else do I order on Amazon? A lot. Light bulbs. Like, you know, like, I get the things that you're like, in the moment, you know, you need. Do you know what I mean? That you're like, I don't want to go to Target or Lowe's or Home Depot. Just like. Then you make your list, like, batteries, light bulbs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's when you have a big house. Because when you have an apartment, like me, you buy one six pack of light bulbs. You're good for lunch.

[Robbie]

You're good for a long time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I've never. I. I can't even tell you the last time.

[Robbie]

Well, I'm also. Just think of things I most recently ordered. Yeah, but Cutter's more our Amazon guy than I am.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Robbie]

Like, he orders probably three to four things on Amazon a day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Well. Yeah. What. What about you boys? What's your most frequent Amazon purchases? The one thing I have a subscription for is energy drinks. Really?

[Robbie]

Celsius.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, the cases. That's my one answer. That's disgusting. Cat food. Cat food, Cat litter. I like getting sweats, Sweatpants.

[Robbie]

Sweatpants.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. I like that. Any. I don't think I. I have, like, one that I buy a lot of. If I buy something frequently, I buy.

[Robbie]

It in crazy bulk so I don't ever have to buy it again.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, the same way you're like, yeah.

[Robbie]

Like a Costco type purchase.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, kind of.

[Robbie]

Except I'll just do it on Amazon, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. I'll just buy, like, 67 tubes of toothpaste. That's the one. I was just gonna say, I have a drawer in my bathroom. You open it, and there's 40 things of toothpaste. And people are like, you're crazy for this. I'm like, why? I don't have to think about it.

[Robbie]

We have the packs of toothbrushes, like, the. You know, six or eight packs of toothbrushes, for sure.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because you. When somebody comes over, you're very. You're a very thoughtful host also.

[Robbie]

Oh, thank you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, when people come over and you're like, I want to help you with this.

[Robbie]

Well, I'm bored.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You gave me the only thing I require, which is a water jug, like, twice the size of that. And you were like, this one glass, I think was plastic.

[Robbie]

Nope. Yeah, glass.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was plastic. I could. I know, but remember, it was marked with the times. It was like a purple plastic bottle.

[Robbie]

Oh, I gave you a. Oh, here we are. Oh, yes. That was kind of like a. A joke for you of how much water. But normally I put, like, those Mountain valley waters, like a liter for somebody, and you require more.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You gave it. You requ. You gave it to me, and you were like, oh, this should last you two days. And it was barely lasting.

[Robbie]

Barely a day. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We're just chugging through that water kit.

[Robbie]

So hydrated.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. So for Christmas. Oh. You know, I want to ask you, if you were a comedian, is that how you would hold the mic? How would you hold the mic?

[Robbie]

Well, I'm sitting right now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

So see, if I was, I'd probably play with the wire a lot. I would do that. I would keep switching hands. How would you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know. Yeah, I think. I think this Just feels natural. But when I was in a band and I was this singer, this is.

[Robbie]

How I need to talk about.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is how I held the mic.

[Robbie]

Okay, back up. Now tell me about your band.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I would wrap my hand around this. It's not a good length for it, but I would wrap my. The wire around this, like, so many times.

[Robbie]

All right. Talk about your band. I don't care about how you hold a mic.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, like this. This is. This. This is how I would hold it and it would get me.

[Robbie]

Like when you were a lead singer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

What the. What is yeah. Going on?

[Ryan Reynolds]

We were. We were a death metal band. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Do we have video?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Robbie]

Come on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We only did one show ever, and we. We had one person took video and nobody could find it. I would love to find it.

[Robbie]

What were the songs you performed?

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was one of the best days of my life, by the way.

[Robbie]

Really?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. What were the songs you performed? It was like our. It was crazy.

[Robbie]

It was just original music.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Who was in the band?

[Ryan Reynolds]

So my. Two of my best friends, and then our. And then this other kid who we met because he was a really good guitar player.

[Robbie]

And you sang and I sang, and.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know what's crazy? We went.

[Robbie]

How old were you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

15. Ish.

[Robbie]

Wait, so I knew you, like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. You definitely knew.

[Robbie]

I invited.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You knew our band name was Life Threat. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Who named it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Our friend Alban. Yeah. And Rex played Jamie. You would not have fit in.

[Robbie]

I don't care.

[Ryan Reynolds]

In this crowd. No, I. So what.

[Robbie]

What I would have done, I would have done whatever makeover I needed to do on myself to fit in. You know that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So the way it started was it got to a point where, like, when it's. When it's in the winter and you're trying to hang out and get drunk and smoke weed and stuff, sometimes the park would get so cold that it was like, oh, if Everybody puts in $5, we could rent this, like, music studio space and we can get up in there.

[Robbie]

I do remember you having a music studio. Stories of you in a music studio.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Always.

[Robbie]

I guess I didn't realize you did a live show.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, we would go like once a week. And then my friend started playing the drums because there was a drums in there. And then our other friends, like, I play guitar. I'll bring a guitar. And he started playing. And then Rex started playing bass and I started singing. And then we. We rehearsed every week for like a year and a half, just like, getting up and like. And then we're like, let's go do a show. We went and performed at, like, a bar in Queens. And then that day. So then, like, 50 of us got back on the train after and part. It was one of the best nights ever. And then we never rehearsed again. That was it.

[Robbie]

That's a great premise for a movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. We just, like, it was. We never said it. It was just kind of agreed upon. Like, I think we're. I think we're done. Yeah.

[Robbie]

I respect that. So it was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was one of the greatest. Yeah.

[Robbie]

That is so you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And it was.

[Robbie]

I did it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Awesome.

[Robbie]

I'm good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. My dad. We could ask my dad. You know what? Let's. Let's call my dad real quick.

[Robbie]

We haven't called him in a while.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think we should call my dad real quick. I don't know if he'll pick up. It's a Thursday. Yeah. I don't know. But my. My dad showed up to surprise me.

[Robbie]

Oh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

At the show. I don't even know how. We didn't tell any adults, like, where it was. It was crazy. I don't know how my dad figured it out.

[Robbie]

What did you wear? Do you remember?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, who knows? I. I.

[Robbie]

Did you have makeup on, like, black eyeliner makeup? You know, I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, we were a straight band wears.

[Robbie]

In a band like that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. Did I wear makeup? It's a crazy question. Only when I worked with you that I wear makeup. Let's see if dad picks up. Yo, you're on the podcast. Can you hear him? Can we hear him on the mic? Yo. So Jamie just found out that I had a show with. With a band, and she wanted to know what it was like, and I'm like, I can't tell you what it was like because it was the greatest night of my life. What was it like as a person who just showed up? Oh, you want me to be honest or.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I know. It was. Yeah, please. Yeah. It was brutal. It was like. And. And you were like the. Yeah, it was. It was the best. It was. It was something. It was awesome. And was that. Was that. Yeah. You. What? You having a good time? You look like you're having fun. Yeah. Was that the first time you ever saw me drinking? Maybe. All right. Yeah, we were all getting drunk. We were drinking. We. We got. Our friend drove us in a minivan, and we were drinking 40s on the way there. And then when we got there, they were giving us, like, beers on stage, and we were just getting absolutely hammered.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But, yeah, well, but. But everybody was having a good time, right, Besides you? Oh, yeah, I was having a good time still. But, you know, it was. You know, the music was wild. It was different. I didn't know. What, you're gonna sing like Barry Manilow tunes?

[Robbie]

I didn't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Sing some chills. All right. Just wanted to check in, give an update. How you doing? Give. Give the podcast. Enough. Jamie, you missed it. Jamie, you missed a good one.

[Robbie]

I'm. I'm still devastated I wasn't invited. I'm really upset about that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So Jamie said she. Wish I would have told her. I said she wouldn't have fit in. She wouldn't have came. Yeah, she said she would have done whatever she had to do to fit in there. Yeah, that's a lot. It was a little dive hole in Queens. It was. Yeah. Kind of a nasty place. And it just smelled like weed, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was a good spot. It's good times. All right, I'll talk to you later. Good times. Yeah. Listen, one of the best days of my life. Did it suck? Sure it was. For me, it was.

[Robbie]

That's so cool. Does anyone have any footage of it out there, please?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no one's gonna have. I wish the best would be if somebody had footage. See, this is. This is what life. These guys don't really understand. I don't think what life was like before everyone had a camera and could record everything. You could just do whatever you want.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You want to be in a band and in your head, it was great, but it really sucked. Sure. No one's gonna show me.

[Robbie]

No one will remember that. You. You could. Your memory is all anyone's got.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. For me, it was great. My dad's just an old guy.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He didn't, you know, he couldn't appreciate.

[Robbie]

It, but it's serious. It was a clear memory for him. He didn't, like, go back in the files there. Right up there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

One of the few clear memories my dad has, I think my brother for Christmas. I think he got it for his girlfriend or she got. I don't know, but they got the ninja ice cream maker.

[Robbie]

Huh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have you seen it?

[Robbie]

I've heard of it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Incredible.

[Robbie]

Legit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's. Well, you could just make whatever you want, like you could.

[Robbie]

Meaning, like, any flavor.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Any flavor. You could do yogurt. You could do healthy, like, however you.

[Robbie]

So how do you do it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, they're doing their thing. My question for you was, if you were gonna make your own ice cream, what are we.

[Robbie]

What's going I like ice cream.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What?

[Robbie]

It's just not what I want when I want something sweet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What don't you like about ice cream?

[Robbie]

Who doesn't like ice cream? It's just like I think I like to eat things fast. Like I'm such a fast eater and ice cream is just not something you can eat fast. I like frozen yogurt, so I guess I could say I like soft serve ice cream when I can like completely put toppings everywhere.

[Ryan Reynolds]

First thing I want to say about people who put toppings on these frozen yogurt things. Anybody who puts gummy stuff on ice cream.

[Robbie]

No gummies.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What are you doing?

[Robbie]

I do. Every time I, I do Heath bar.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Strawberries or people who put like Skittles and gummy bears and ice creams do that though.

[Robbie]

Because it's the only time they get that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, you're. When you're seven, you could do dumb.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When I see like a 40 year old person putting gummy bears in their ice cream, I just, I want them to not be allowed to eat.

[Robbie]

You can judge that. You can judge that person. I get it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. It's all. What are you doing? Like gummy with ice cream. Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

Well, back in the day. So back in the day, when I was a kid, like my dad would take us to Baskin Robbins like, like once, like every Sunday night. And I would always get rainbow sherbet. Like I would. I was like very fruity, very tangy, soury. But now if I have to get ice cream, it's just like straight up like vanilla with cookies in it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So if you were gonna make a healthy frozen yogurt at your thing, you're.

[Robbie]

Just throwing vanillas and cookies and cookies in it. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What kind, what cookies are we going with?

[Robbie]

Probably like all I have. The only cookies I have in my house are Tates.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that's good though.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But the problem with Tates is I think they would crumble to be. So there would just be dust.

[Robbie]

But maybe that's good because it like disperses itself more into the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that could be the new cookie dough dust. Cookie dust.

[Robbie]

Name of an ice cream. Cookie dust.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think we got something here. Next year, south by Southwest. The Cookie dust house. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah. There's a lot of ways you can go with that. Yeah. What would be your ice cream?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I love Kit Kats. Big Kit Kat guy. Heath bar. Heath bars are good too, but I'd probably go with like, you'll never let.

[Robbie]

Yourself for the rest of your Life have a KitKat or a Heat Bar.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Robbie]

Ever, Ever. Like, even if you're like an 80.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Year old dead to me. Hershey's, you're dead. This message is for you.

[Robbie]

Hershey's. That's so sad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're dead. I have a very specific set of skills. I cannot eat chocolate. That's about it. That's all I can do.

[Robbie]

Really.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'm done. Because I can go and get like a brand that doesn't put like poison in their. Like a high fructose.

[Robbie]

What if rfk, like does his thing and like, they take out all of the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So when I eat Hershey's in Europe. No. That's basically what you're saying, right? They take.

[Robbie]

All right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. No, I'm not okay. Should we take a little gander and see what's going on back?

[Robbie]

You just missed some. Two girls walk by bumping. Did you feel that? The two beautiful women just walked by. So maybe that's why you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The old me.

[Robbie]

I can. I actually felt a little. I actually was shocked that you didn't stop mid sentence and turn around.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm a fucking professional.

[Robbie]

That shows how old you are. Your reaction is so delayed now in here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why are there girls in the house?

[Robbie]

They're definitely not the girls showing up on your dating apps. That's for sure. Rob sends me some photos of the women that pop up on his app.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You. It's just crazy how like. And people.

[Robbie]

Not to be mean, but like, whoa.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And. And here. Here's the thing, right. Making somebody for being ugly is.

[Robbie]

It's not ugly. It's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's not what we're trying to do here. What we're trying to do here is.

[Robbie]

It's the choice of the photo. And like, what is in the photo is wise.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The faces you make.

[Robbie]

Yeah. There's one where this woman looks like she's like, staring at death's door.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah. With like crazy eyeliner and like fuzzy. And she's like, that's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's a weird thing.

[Robbie]

Like, that's your profile.

[Ryan Reynolds]

One out of every 20 girls on a dating app has, like, fuzzy photos. And you're like, what you hide?

[Robbie]

Bear Boo.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. It's like when somebody moving when they took this picture of you, like, I don't understand. Somebody on a bus at the Peroso's house. Yeah. I don't understand how, like, it's 20, 25 and you can't get a clear photo of yourself, you know, saying if your first photo on a dating app is fuzzy, you got. You gotta get your life. Get off the dating App and get yourself in order and then come back.

[Robbie]

I don't know if I'm happy or sad that I missed the whole dating app era. Like, dating app started right after I met Cutter, and when I say right after, like, a month, so I was fully single, like, when they were kind of coming, like, I just. I don't know if I wish I got, like, a chance to experience that or not. I don't know. Oh, yeah, here's. Here she is. Here she is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me tell you a little secret about hot chicks. They. They don't use dating apps because they just have Instagram and there's so many guys in their inboxes all the time that they don't even have time to be like, let me set up a profile. Because there's a million guys, whenever they want that they could just be like, oh, here's a handsome guy. And here they don't have to look at a curious.

[Robbie]

Yeah, but to me, I guess if back in the day, if, like, a guy's DMing me because he thinks I'm hot, like, that's not like, I don't know if that would feel safe of, like, this is the guy I want to date because how many other girls Is he DMing?

[Ryan Reynolds]

But it's just. It's because you didn't do it. Once you're doing it, it's like, by the way, what girl feels safe on a date? It's not like, oh, this bumble feels super safe.

[Robbie]

I don't know. To me, if a guy was on a dating app, they're looking to date a guy that's DMing is looking to.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, but once you would see that little check mark next to his name and verify 300, 000 followers, you'd be like, well, he's got to be a good guy. Like, he's got to be safe. Yeah, probably. You know what I mean?

[Robbie]

He makes money. Yeah, that's what you think. When you see the check mark, you'd.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Be scrolling through Bumble, looking at people who wait for the bus. And then you'd be looking at Instagram of, like, professional athletes trying to get at you. And I think you'd go towards the professional.

[Robbie]

I don't know you. But, you know, when I. When Cutter and I started dating, he had no money. That was not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But he was a professional athlete.

[Robbie]

Yeah, but he had no money. He was in the minor leagues.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, with you, he graduated right to the majors. Are there things in that you eat that everybody in your house thinks is gross?

[Robbie]

Everything I eat Everything I eat, like what? All the vegetables, all the salads, all the healthy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But anything that's like not. Nor where it's like, oh, you're doing avocado.

[Robbie]

None of them eat that. Okada will eat it every once in a while.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But are there any food combinations that you eat where people are like, ew, that's gross. Like where you put something with something and they're like.

[Robbie]

Or avocado on my eggs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's normal.

[Robbie]

I know, but my house thinks it's gross.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. Are there anything that. Is there any stuff that you eat that everyone would think is girl? Like, what is she doing any weird that you do? I've. I've recently discovered walnuts and I just have a four pound bag of walnuts and I stand at my counter and I can't stop eating them.

[Robbie]

You pound them? Like, how do you limit yourself?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, I haven't been. No. So yeah, I'll just eat like half a pound.

[Robbie]

Doesn't your mouth get like. Like. No, no, no, I don't. I'm not a nut fan. I don't like nuts.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm not a nut.

[Robbie]

Because pistachios.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. I'm not enough because of what they do to my stomach and like coming out and it's not very great. But like, these walnuts are a game changer. I found the.

[Robbie]

Do you eat Brazil nuts? Aren't you supposed to have a handful of Brazil seleniums? Oh, one or two only. Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, I think.

[Robbie]

Yeah. No, I don't think people pay attention enough attention to me in my house to like even notice what I eat. Like, I don't think my kids even think I eat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Are there any food combos that your kids eat or that Cutter likes that you're like, what the. This is so gross.

[Robbie]

No, they're so bland.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Robbie]

They're so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I mean, you guys eat anything crazy that you're like, oh, I know this is weird, but I love it. Brown beef. Like, just brown beef. That's like the most normal thing in the. Yeah, just like brown beef. I don't know. You put a little salt and pep. Yeah, I'll season it. All right. Just like a bowl of beef. My girlfriend thinks that's disgusting. Yeah. I'll have butter tortillas. Oh, that's nice.

[Robbie]

Just like butter on a tortilla and you'll eat it bit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. To make it even soggier. Yeah. Way to go, you. Dude. Throw that in an oven. Make it a little crispy. I never even thought of that.

[Robbie]

Well, that Takes too long. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, upgrade your life, dude. You got snacks. I'm not trying to be like, of course. No butter tortillas.

[Robbie]

I will chop up, like, any type of, like, peppers, cucumbers, whatever, and then, like, apples and, like, berries. Like, I like to throw all that together.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I love when you're like, no, I don't eat anything weird. Then you're like, I chop up peppers with apples. That's what I was looking for, Jake.

[Robbie]

Okay, so I'll chop up peppers, cucumbers, apples, maybe some berries. And then I'll make the salad dressing you taught me to make, which is olive oil, red wine vinegar, a little bit of honey, salt and pepper. And then I pour that over that, and that's like, a healthy snack.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I absolutely love it. That's exactly what I was with.

[Robbie]

Some avocado too, probably, and some pistachios. That's weird. Probably. Is that a weird combo? Tastes great. Don't knock it till you try it. It's awesome.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, no, it's good. You should show up with a bowl of that on the next pod and just be eating it.

[Robbie]

I'm such a disgusting eater. You. I can't have video footage.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You used to eat on the old.

[Robbie]

Pot all the time. We did.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, constantly.

[Robbie]

Really?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

What would they say?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Jamie, to shut him out. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Oh, they hated it. Wait, you would have a whole box of, like, Reese's peanut butter cups and just be.

[Robbie]

I don't know. Yeah, I like something about doing a podcast in a sweatshop just made me want to eat all the time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And people would be like, it's one hour a week. You can't not eat for one hour.

[Robbie]

Something. Something about. Well, we literally would record 12 to 2. It's like lunchtime.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's when you would that. I. I feel like that's when you give, like, the kindest looks to people when they bring you food. Like if. If you ask somebody for, like, a coffee at the studio, or somebody's like, if you're like, hey, can you bring me that? And somebody brings you, like, those bars that you like at the studio. You're like. You're like, thank you, cuz.

[Robbie]

I. I am very grateful.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're very grateful. Yeah. When somebody brings you.

[Robbie]

I am.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Listen, we've hit our Time Peros house.

[Robbie]

Thank you for having us.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Fantastic. They're thrilled. We. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Didn't even know we were here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I enjoy doing this pod so much. I enjoy it even more when the boys are in the room. I like, we've set up the studio in a new way where we can't see the boys, and it's like, we need. I think we at least need the flip flop where it's like, one. We got the boys in one. We not having. You got, like, it feels like you guys are gone when we're doing the pod now. Yeah, it feels like. It feels like we're. Feels like.

[Robbie]

Well, I think because it also feels like they're not paying attention to us when they're in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, it just feels like Annie's on his phone and.

[Robbie]

Yeah, now they have to stare at us. They can't look at their phones while we're doing this. Maybe that's what it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, they feel really.

[Robbie]

We actually have their attention right now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And the best is when. Sometimes when we're doing the pot and they leave the mic up in the back, and it's like, damn, I'm hungry. Like, you hear them talking about stuff and you're like, guys, we're. I know it's, you know, a small pod, but we're performing here.

[Robbie]

See? Potting makes you hungry.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, potting does. Porosa's house. Thank you for having us. Is that who we also think when we're. What? Thank you.

[Robbie]

We got. Look, we got. We got some action.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thank you for having us. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's gonna be. Somebody's got to walk us out of here. We need security because, man, those are our biggest. Those are our people.

[Robbie]

I think that. I don't know. I like their vibe, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cutter's sleeping.

[Robbie]

Good for him. Good for him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's been a time, guys. Thanks. Thanks for having us.

[Robbie]

Yeah. We love you, Austin. Hey, not today. Not today. Hey, not today.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The river at 2 jersey battery. Not today.