Mind-Blowing Breakups & Brianna Chickenfry | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Mind-Blowing Breakups & Brianna Chickenfry"

Episode Release Date: November 28, 2024
Podcast: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Hosted by: Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Produced by: YMH Studios

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1. Acting Anecdotes and Challenges

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler kick off the episode by delving into their experiences as actors, sharing both humorous and challenging moments from their careers.

• Worst Acting Memories:
  At 00:30, Jamie asks, "What is your worst memory of being an actor?" An Unknown Guest recounts a particularly rough audition process for a sitcom, where despite feeling confident, their performance fell flat compared to more seasoned comedians. Jamie echoes these sentiments, emphasizing the difficulties of stand-up comedy and the emotional toll of disappointing auditions.

  "It felt very me. It felt very natural when you audition for these things... I went in and it was the worst, like, to do a scene that you think you know and you're doing so well and people just be like, mm. Like nothing." – Unknown Guest [00:52]

• Challenging Scenes and Body Doubles:
  Jamie shares her discomfort with a specific scene from The Sopranos, where she was asked to wear a speedo and perform in a vulnerable position. Unable to comply, a body double was used to complete the scene.

  "I was like, no, like, I can't put a speedo on... So they were just like, all right, put it on him." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [03:53]

• Handling Difficult Co-stars:
  Another guest discusses a particularly uncomfortable scene involving intimacy with an older actor, highlighting the emotional strain and the importance of setting personal boundaries.

  "I cannot do this anymore. I cannot." – Unknown Guest [04:25]

2. Navigating Personal Conflicts and Assertiveness

The conversation shifts to personal relationships and the importance of standing up for oneself.

• Listener's Story of Standing Up:
  A listener shares a voicemail at 28:50, detailing a recent fallout where they stood up against unreasonable demands from others. Initially struggling with confrontation, the listener describes the relief and empowerment felt after asserting their boundaries.

  "I went off, guys. My going off was probably laughable to most people, but it felt so strong to me that I had to ask Rob later that night if I went too far." – Unknown Guest [10:23]

  Robert Iler advises that standing up for oneself is crucial and should be embraced rather than regretted.

  "You do not feel sorry." – Robert Iler [11:34]

• Jamie-Lynn's Perspective on Conflict:
  Jamie discusses the challenges of handling confrontations, emphasizing the importance of not letting others dictate one's emotions or actions.

  "I just feel like somebody smokes. Where it's not like alcohol or pills... You're like, you can't hold that in." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [07:38]

3. Humor in Relationships and Daily Life

Jamie and Robert explore how humor plays a role in maintaining relationships and diffusing tension.

• Fart Jokes and Light-Hearted Moments:
  They discuss the universal humor found in something as simple as fart jokes, highlighting how such moments can lighten the mood.

  "You can't not laugh at a good fart. They're always funny." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [15:16]

• Handling Relationship Tensions with Humor:
  The hosts share strategies like sending funny GIFs or making light-hearted remarks to ease tensions during disagreements.

  "He keeps... do you guys have Cutters Weekly. Instagram, which is really what we all live for." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [05:43]
  "You send them a little, remind them how I'm cute." – Unknown Guest [14:37]

4. Listener Breakup Story Featuring Brianna Chickenfry

A significant portion of the episode centers around a listener's breakup experience involving Brianna Chickenfry, a TikTok star and podcast guest.

• Listener's Breakup Experience:
  At 28:50, the listener recounts a painful breakup triggered by an ill-received Trump impression, leading to emotional turmoil and continuous communication attempts from the ex-partner.

  "She kicked me out, telling me, you need to leave... But now she won't stop texting me." – Unknown Caller [28:47]

• Brianna Chickenfry's Input:
  Brianna Chickenfry herself joins the conversation, sharing her own heartbreak and the pressures of addressing personal issues publicly as a social media personality.

  "I had no idea that post was going up. He didn't text me, he didn't call me. I just woke up to a bunch of texts being like, are you okay?" – Brianna Chickenfry [38:08]

• Hosts' Reflections on Modern Relationships:
  Jamie and Robert reflect on the complexities of modern dating, especially under the scrutiny of social media, and the emotional resilience required to navigate breakups.

  "I don't know if he could have just done the impression on the phone... I don't, I just, I don't know." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [30:07]
  "Even when you feel heartbreak, it's beautiful because it's like, I wouldn't know the great joys if I didn't feel the heartbreak." – Unknown Guest [39:16]

5. Discussion on TV Ratings and Parental Concerns

The hosts briefly touch upon the confusion surrounding modern TV ratings and their implications for parents.

• Understanding TV Ratings:
  They debate the effectiveness and clarity of TV rating systems, questioning whether parents rely on these ratings to determine appropriate content for their children.

  "Can you look up a like key of the television ratings and what they mean? But I just, I just wonder if there's anybody out there." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [23:26]

• Hidden Messages in Cartoons:
  The conversation shifts to controversial claims about hidden sexual content in classic animated films, sparking humor and skepticism.

  "King Triton is a pervert." – Unknown Guest [28:13]

6. Interactive Segments and Listener Engagement

Throughout the episode, Jamie and Robert engage with listener voicemails and audience interactions, fostering a sense of community and relatability.

• Listener Advice and Sharing Tricks:
  They share tips for managing online interactions, such as deleting problematic messages to alter perceptions, demonstrating practical solutions to common digital dilemmas.

  "Here's what you do. You go back to your conversation and delete all of the things that you wrote." – Unknown Guest [32:10]

7. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Content

As the episode wraps up, the hosts discuss their personal lives, parenting challenges, and the evolution of relationships post-breakup. They emphasize the importance of finding common ground and maintaining friendships despite differences.

"But I think you're a very involved and, I mean, it sucked, but of course." – Unknown Guest [40:00]

"Anything you want to say to anyone in the booth? No. I love everybody there." – Jamie-Lynn Sigler [12:26]

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Robert Iler at [11:34]:
  "You do not feel sorry."

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler at [15:16]:
  "You can't not laugh at a good fart. They're always funny."

• Brianna Chickenfry at [38:08]:
  "I had no idea that post was going up. He didn't text me, he didn't call me. I just woke up to a bunch of texts being like, are you okay?"

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Conclusion

In this episode of Not Today, Pal, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler blend humor with heartfelt conversations, sharing personal stories from their acting careers, navigating relationship challenges, and engaging with listeners' experiences. The inclusion of Brianna Chickenfry adds depth to the discussion on modern breakups and the impact of social media on personal relationships. Throughout the episode, the contrasting personalities of Jamie and Rob provide both comedic relief and sincere insights, exemplifying their enduring friendship despite differing viewpoints.

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Note: Advertisement segments from DraftKings and Mando's were excluded to focus on the substantive content of the episode.

Transcript

[Tim Allen]

ABC Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears.

[Kat Dennings]

Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his.

[Tim Allen]

Daughter moves back in.

[Kat Dennings]

The last time you walked out that door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations. The wheels come off. Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults? Have you watched the news lately? That's not a thing anymore.

[Tim Allen]

Series premiere Wednesday, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[Kat Dennings]

Not today, pal. What is your worst memory of being an actor? Oof, because there's a lot. Or oof, because. Oh, yeah, there's a lot. Let's hear them. I want to hear them.

[Unknown Guest]

Well, I don't know. I mean, no, I'm meaning, like, I gotta think, like, auditioning. I can think of, like, terrible auditions. Of course, there was one, like, new sitcom and I was auditioning for it and it was like one of those things that, like, from the very beginning, I was the girl. Like, the creators were like, oh, my God, you're her. It was to play this girl, Gina from Jersey. Like, it was just in my wheelhouse. It felt very me. It felt very natural when you audition for these things, like, you go in for producers and then you go in for more producers and then you go in for the studio and then you go in for the network. So there's all these steps and you're doing the same scene over and over and over again. I've gotten past all the steps until the final one for the network. And there was me and these two other girls that were like, very seasoned, known, funny, comedian girls. Both of them went in first and I remember they came out and they were both like, Both these girls have been on snl and they were like, oh, fuck, that's a rough room. And like, I somehow tried to convince myself that I would be able to be funnier than these girls because I had been doing so well. And I went in and it was the worst, like, to do a scene that you think you know and you're doing so well and people just be like, mm. Like nothing. Not even a courtesy laugh. Brutal.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, no, there's.

[Unknown Guest]

That's why, like, stand up comedy, like, I think is the hardest thing.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, no, there's. I mean, see, for me, I can't even get through it. Like, if I go into a room and like, I start to be like, I'm just like, all right, thanks. Like, you know, you would walk out. Yeah. Because I don't care.

[Unknown Guest]

In the first place, what's your worst moment as an actor?

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, just for. I mean, this, it's, it's. It doesn't really have anything to do with acting as much as it was just a job I was doing. But like having to wake up at 3am for stuff when like, I couldn't go to bed till 1:30 in the morning and I just feel like sick. Like, you know, like, I'm like, this.

[Unknown Guest]

Is so nothing to do with the acting per se, more just the, the schedule of the job.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, I mean, I. We just did that show. I did that show with Tom recently. When that comes out, you'll see I had to do some pretty horrific stuff. But we can't talk about that now. Well, I remember. I think we've talked about this too. When I. When we're doing Sopranos, I was fat and I. They wanted me to be in like a speedo, to be in like a swim meet, like swimming in the pool. And it was the only. It was the only time where like, they asked me to do something I completely said, like from the jump. Like, I was like, no, like, I can't put, I can't put a speedo on. And like, because. And it's not just like, oh, you're in a speedo in the pool. It's like you have to stand outside the pool while like the cameras are getting ready for who knows how long. And they're like, okay, we're ready. And you like bend over to like dive in the pool. And then like, wait, hold on, we have to check something. I would just been like a fat, pale, you know, like 14 year old ball of like.

[Unknown Guest]

So what did you wear, just like trunks?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, they gave me like. Oh, I think, I think what they did was they had some. They did like something with the camera to just like kind of pan around everybody and somebody was supposed to look like me in the swimsuit and jump in. And then I was a kid in the body double. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

Nice.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

What? Nice work.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Because I think they already had the body double. Sorry. I think they had the body double there for me in case I didn't know how to like dive or something. And I think he was already there. So they were just like, all right, put it on him.

[Unknown Guest]

Perfect.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

I did the Heidi Fleiss movie.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

And I had to have a lot of like, sex. And I remember there was one time we were Shooting a scene, and I was like, on top of this man that I had met 10 minutes before that was, like, you know, 40 years older than me. And the camera kept fucking up. And it's one of the few times I didn't throw a fit. But I remember after, like, the eighth or ninth time of it, the reason why we had to keep going again was for camera, where I, like, was on the verge of tears, being like, you need to fix this and figure it out, because I cannot do this anymore. I cannot. And I, like, got off the guy and, like, walked out, and I was, like, about to cry because it's very. I was so young, and it's very uncomfortable.

[Kat Dennings]

Does it help in that scenario if the guy's good looking? Or do you. It doesn't matter. It's as awkward as can be no matter what.

[Unknown Guest]

It's awkward as can be no matter what. It would have helped if I known him. Even his name, probably.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. But what if you knew him and you hated him?

[Unknown Guest]

That's hard, too. I've never had that.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. No. I've never hated someone and had to do, like, a sex scene with them.

[Unknown Guest]

Or any scene with them.

[Kat Dennings]

Have I ever hated somebody and had to act with them? Well, I just did that show with Tom. No, I'm just kidding. No, I haven't. I haven't hated anybody who I was acting with.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Do we have. We have Cutters Weekly. Instagram, which is really what we all live for.

[Unknown Guest]

He should be watching the kids instead.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't remember what it is this week, too. So this. This should be exciting.

[Unknown Guest]

Would you look at that?

[Kat Dennings]

Bakey Mayfield. The boys are down by 20. Nothing. A couple six milli Vanilli gun pillies can't cure boys. Look at them going. Lower shelf with it. German Uboat Tech under the dock where the Sunfish are camping out. All right. Torpedo keeps on and on and on. He goes on for, like, five minutes about his fight.

[Unknown Guest]

Did Baker Mayfield put his in in?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, that's what it was about. He's on the sideline of a football game.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, wow.

[Kat Dennings]

And he put his in in and.

[Unknown Guest]

What a stud cutter.

[Kat Dennings]

Always wants to remind. I don't know why he wants to remind me, but, like, his ins are, like, powerful.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, athletes use Zins.

[Kat Dennings]

Right, right, right. He keeps. When we were at the house last weekend, he's like, we got to do an episode where you try Zinn. He wants both of us to try his in really bad.

[Unknown Guest]

I will vomit in this bucket. I know it.

[Kat Dennings]

But would you do it? There's part of me that wants to try Zen.

[Unknown Guest]

I'm worried for you. But it's nicotine. You've quit. You can't have put nicotine in you. You don't smoke anymore.

[Kat Dennings]

But I smoke like cigars sometimes. Like anybody could. You could. You could. I could quit like, Jamie, if you can quit fucking Xanax and Percocet.

[Unknown Guest]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

I'm not gonna be like.

[Unknown Guest]

You don't think you're gonna be like, well, maybe I'll have another Zen maybe.

[Kat Dennings]

But I'm not gonna be like, under the highway looking for Zins. Like, you know what I mean? It's like a whatever thing. It's not something where I'd. My God. Cuz even like, if you have a Zen addiction, you're just addicted to Zins. It's not like. It's not like you're like.

[Unknown Guest]

It's not a gateway to, like, cigarettes.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, not that it's not a gateway. It's more so that it's like there's nobody who. It's like, man, that. That we got to take the Zins away from that.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, you never know. It's very early in the Zen world.

[Kat Dennings]

That's true. Yeah. But.

[Unknown Guest]

But.

[Kat Dennings]

But even like tobacco and the like, you know, it's like mouth start falling apart. But it's just. I just feel like it's more so like when somebody smokes just like, yeah, that guy smokes. Where it's not like alcohol or pills, where it's like. Yeah, they're. They're really. They're down a path.

[Unknown Guest]

That's right.

[Kat Dennings]

Dangerous. And it's not like a dangerous. I don't know anybody who, with Zins is like an out of control human.

[Unknown Guest]

You don't?

[Kat Dennings]

Well, no. Cutter's an out of control human who takes Zins, who uses.

[Unknown Guest]

It's not the Zen's fault, right?

[Kat Dennings]

No, I think the Zins actually bring it down. Yeah. Is any back there or did he walk out? I had. I had something that I do on a regular basis that I was like, any might be one of the only other people. And again, you might be like, no, I don't think. But like, I was like, any might also do this. And I don't know if other people do. I don't like cut and paste. I always copy paste the thing and then go back and delete the other thing to make sure that I don't, like, somehow lose it in the process. From cut and paste?

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. I mean, I'm a tech guy, so I kind of have to Live like that. I mean, my old friend lost an episode on a podcast from not doing it that way. Yeah. He did a cut instead of copy, and then, like, didn't, you know, forgot where to paste it or whatever. And then, like, I don't know, did something else. I think copied something else. So then now that file is just, like, gone.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

And that was like a whole podcast episode. He just lost it. It was pretty crazy.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. We talked about we recorded an episode of our old pod one time and Cassim, like, called us.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. But we also should say that we collectively, when we finish recording, we're like, that was our best episode ever because, like, wow, what a fucking show.

[Kat Dennings]

Because we were doing it over zoom at that point, and it was hard to get, like, good zoom episodes. And we finished that one and we were like, that might be our best zoom episode. Like, we were all like, wow. And then like 10 minutes later, the phone.

[Unknown Guest]

We all got deep. We all got personal and stayed funny.

[Kat Dennings]

And then Cassim was like, yeah, I.

[Unknown Guest]

Didn'T still kind of mad at him about it.

[Kat Dennings]

I know you were. Yeah, you should have let him have it.

[Unknown Guest]

I'm not gonna buy him a wedding gift.

[Kat Dennings]

Ooh, that's good. Yeah. Do you want to talk?

[Unknown Guest]

You.

[Kat Dennings]

You. You said you had a blow up. Speaking of people you've been mad at, you said you had a blow up the other day. You want to talk about it?

[Unknown Guest]

I don't know. I don't know if they, like, watch this.

[Kat Dennings]

So maybe you don't say who it was, but you could just say, yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

So I have a hard time sticking up for myself. I think we've maybe talked about this. If we haven't now.

[Kat Dennings]

You know, I think people could just pick it up.

[Unknown Guest]

Ye. I. Look, I don't like confrontation. I know that everybody's usually trying their best. I just. I really try to be a go with the flow gal with life. Everything could be worse. I've been through enough things to have perspective. However, I felt that. How do I not like I have to say, so I'm just under construction for.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, you could just say there's people doing work for you.

[Unknown Guest]

Months and months and months. We're already past when it should have been done, which you expect. You know what happens. But there was a fuck up. And it was like, such a human error. But what is somebody's, like, only job to do? And it was just a bunch of people just being like, it happens. It happens. But then cause this whole trickle effect of other things on top of the fact that, like, we just want it done.

[Kat Dennings]

And then they were like, hey, can we use more space in your home?

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. Then they're like, let's just use your whole garage and have all the furniture delivered and leave it in there. And I was like. And normally, I would be like, okay, Cutter. And deal with Cutter's wrath, because he's mad at me because I'm the middleman of it.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

But I said no. And they asked again, and I said no. And then they asked one more time, and I went off. I went off, guys. My going off was probably laughable to most people, but it felt. It felt so strong to me that I had to ask Rob later that night if I went too far and. Or should I feel sorry?

[Kat Dennings]

And then you were like, should I apologize? I was like.

[Unknown Guest]

You were like, no, you do not feel sorry.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. No.

[Unknown Guest]

And you were right, because they did something wrong. And all I wanted was for somebody to just be like, our fuck up are bad. I think that was. Nobody was accepting any responsibility. And that's what got under me. Not the mistake mistake, because mistakes happen. But for me, if you can't accept responsibility, that just infuriates me. And it just was the wrong time of the month. It was a perfect storm, and I just had. Had it.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it makes sense.

[Unknown Guest]

And then I had to make a furniture sale that night. And you up your arm.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

Bad day.

[Kat Dennings]

It's. It makes me very happy when you have those moments where you're, like, so happy. Yeah. Where you're like, I stood up for my. Like, I told. Basically told someone to go themselves. And I'm like, yes. Like, doesn't it feel so good? You know, like, you can't hold that in. How do you hold in one that tells someone to go fuck themselves?

[Unknown Guest]

I don't know. But now it felt good. Now I'm scared.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I love it. Anything you want to say to anyone in the booth?

[Unknown Guest]

No. I love everybody there.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, that was close. I know. Everybody got a little nervous back there. Could you imagine Jamie going, Imagine we walked in one day, and Jamie was just going off on one of you. She's just like, what would I be.

[Unknown Guest]

Going off on about?

[Kat Dennings]

I don't know. I said I wanted milk in the coffee. This is almond milk. Because you're like, no, no. Seed. No. What do you say? No nut milk.

[Unknown Guest]

No nut milk.

[Kat Dennings]

No nut milk.

[Unknown Guest]

Give me the real deal.

[Kat Dennings]

Imagine if, like, Chad, put that down. You're like, this is fudgeing nut milk, Chad. Yeah, just fucking go.

[Unknown Guest]

Sat on my cushion all Right.

[Kat Dennings]

Who? In your phone? And sorry if I asked this before, because I'm not. I wasn't sure when I wrote it down. In your phone. Of all the people you talk to and you have conversations with, whose conversation would be the worst to leak? Like, you know, when they have, like, people's stuff, information leaked or whatever, you're really. Because. Because of the intimate stuff you say or because of, like, the fucked up stuff you say?

[Unknown Guest]

All of it. Him and I. And then the most random. Although I taught my friend this trick recently. So she was in, like, the. She was in a fight with her husband, and she was, like, going off, and she was so mad. And then she, like, sent me a screenshot, and she's like, jamie, I sound like a crazy person. Like, I'm so scared for him. Like, like this. Or she was just so upset with herself. So I said, here's what you do. You go back to your conversation and delete all of the things that you wrote. So then when you look back at it, he looks like a fucking psycho. Cause he's just like, what? What do you want me to do? What are you talking about? What do you want me to do? Stop it. You sound crazy. And so he just looked like he was just, like, rapid fire writing her a million things without any of the things that she wrote. So now it's gone.

[Kat Dennings]

Your trick was be delusional.

[Unknown Guest]

Correct. And make him feel crazy.

[Kat Dennings]

Wow, that's.

[Unknown Guest]

Isn't that funny?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. It's also funny why I'm single always. All the. Because you. You ladies and your tricks.

[Unknown Guest]

Little party trick for you ladies.

[Kat Dennings]

Do you. Do you have any other tricks that you use? No, no. Oh, you. You're thinking of something.

[Unknown Guest]

No, I'm trying to think if there's anything.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no. You don't have any other. Where you're like, oh, when this happens, I just do this, and I know how to get out of it.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, you know when Cutter. If Cutter. If Cutter and I are in a fight and I want to diffuse it, I'll send, like, a gift. Gif. Like a giphy. What? How do you call them? Gifts. Gifs.

[Kat Dennings]

Sure. What do you guys call them? I say gif. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we'll say you send them.

[Unknown Guest]

You try to be cute. You send them a little, remind them how I'm cute.

[Kat Dennings]

Does he ever say, like, gift's not gonna work right now? No, it always works.

[Unknown Guest]

He's so easy.

[Kat Dennings]

He's so. He is. He's so sweet. He's like, you know, your kids all of you. You're all just very, very sweet.

[Unknown Guest]

A lot of farts in my house. Like, diffuse tension.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, from you, too?

[Unknown Guest]

No, but if there's a fart. If there's a fart, that happens. Well, yeah, we know about my farts. You can press the button.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Unknown Guest]

My farting thing.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, that's right.

[Unknown Guest]

Right.

[Kat Dennings]

I do know.

[Unknown Guest]

You know, you can't not laugh at a good fart.

[Kat Dennings]

It is.

[Unknown Guest]

They're always funny.

[Kat Dennings]

They're all. Yeah, it's very. It's. They're just. They're just the funniest. It's crazy. It's crazy how that works.

[Unknown Guest]

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[Kat Dennings]

I have, you know, finishing up Love is Blind and. And there's a woman who basically like she was in between two guys or like she. And again, she probably won't say that this was a reason, but like, you know, she asked the guy about his sign and he's like, well, I'm a cancer Leo Leo. And she was like. And like went back to the house and was like, he's a cancer Leo Leo. And was like, that's it. Like, I'm like, that he's the one. This.

[Unknown Guest]

Is she an astrologer?

[Kat Dennings]

Of course.

[Unknown Guest]

I don't even know what that means.

[Kat Dennings]

Who even. Is there anybody who's really an astrologer? What? Like I don't even know.

[Unknown Guest]

One who studies the stars.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. I mean, come on. But that's the thing. It's like, like, could you imagine looking back like 15 years and being like, oh my God, I chose that guy.

[Unknown Guest]

Because he said relationships and it says Cutter and I's birthdays are the least compatible.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, of course. And it's also like 90 of that stuff to me is things that they say to you where you go, yeah, it's like you believe it. You have a big heart. And it's like when people say. Exactly. Yeah. You're like, oh, you know what I mean? It's not like you're a. And you're like, oh, this is.

[Unknown Guest]

You're honest. Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

Right. And it's like when, you know, of course people can, people can come to you with things. You're like, oh yeah, they certainly can.

[Unknown Guest]

But you can be stubborn.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Right. Sometimes, you know, sometimes it's like, but your Leo Moon says you're a little. It's like, I, I don't know what about that stuff. When I hear it, it makes me angry.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. Although I've had a Couple of freaky readings.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, of course. But isn't that going to be, like, you know. So I don't know if you could look this up, but it's actually. Would probably be boring to play. But there's a guy who goes around, like, debunking psychics and astrologers and all this stuff, and he does it like, he's like, okay, I'm gonna do your reading right now. And he's ready. He's like, you. You do that. And whatever he says, you know, like, in. In your past, you were. I see a blockage. And then, like, he gets the person to be like, oh, my God. How'd you know that? He's like, I. I don't. Like, you know, he's like, this is a thing.

[Unknown Guest]

What about the guy that goes to all of the NFL?

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, like the Mentalist. Yeah, but it's also like, hell.

[Unknown Guest]

But, like, that's like, crazy.

[Kat Dennings]

It's crazy, but it's all.

[Unknown Guest]

I mean, like, does he just research the. Out of everybody and then. No.

[Kat Dennings]

If you never saw, like, the Empire State. If you never saw a building and saw the Empire State Building, you'd be like, what a trick. It's like, no, but you figure it out. Like, it's. It's built. It's like, it's. It's made the same way these tricks are made.

[Unknown Guest]

I want to know. He's. He blows my mind.

[Kat Dennings]

Penn and Teller have a show that's called, like. What is that show called? Does anyone know?

[Unknown Guest]

Fool Us.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, Fool Us. And it's all about, like, the trick, and then they know exactly how the trick was done. But you watch the trick and you're like, whoa. Like, they're never.

[Unknown Guest]

They watch it because they are magicians, right?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. And they're like, okay, this is how this is done. Like, I remember I was having dinner with my friend, and he was friends with David Blaine, and, like, David Blaine.

[Unknown Guest]

Showed up, and then he's always be around New York.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, always. And my other friend was like. He's like, oh, my God. Like, you know, it was kind of, like, embarrassing too. Cause he's like, oh. He's like, I gotta tell you, this trick that this person did. Like, they. They told me this, and, like, I wrote it on a piece of paper and I put it in. And like, he put it in an envelope, and then he put that envelope in another envelope, and he put that envelope in another envelope, and somehow he still knew what it said in there. And David Lane was like, wow, three envelopes. Basically.

[Unknown Guest]

Meaning he's like, I held my breath for seven days in Central park, right?

[Kat Dennings]

And it's also basically saying, like, one envelope and three envelopes is the fucking same. He probably put in a third envelope to get time to do whatever the fuck he was doing to you, dummy. Like, you know, it's all.

[Unknown Guest]

It's all just sucker for those things. I remember going to see David Blaine where he was, like, in a block of ice or something, Fifth Avenue. And then I also saw him in Lincoln center under a water.

[Kat Dennings]

You really followed David Blaine around, huh?

[Unknown Guest]

Yes, I did. Yeah. There he is in the ice. I remember that I saw him in.

[Kat Dennings]

Central park when he did the hang upside down for a week thing. Oh, it was something like that. I thought he was just standing on a pedestal, but when I was there, he was right side up. Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

No, I don't think you have to take breaks.

[Kat Dennings]

Holy shit.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

My brother was like, you're cheating, David. That's got to be the hardest part of all of his tricks. Just dealing with the fucking people yelling shit out at him when they come. I remember somebody from Howard Stern, someone tried to, like, pee on the ice when he was in the block of ice. Just fucking with him. And he's pointing in the block of ice, like, get him out of there. And the security's like, what? You're in a block of ice. We don't know what you're saying.

[Unknown Guest]

So what do they call him? He's not a magician. He's a.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, isn't that. Isn't that. Wasn't that fucking Chris Angel? Chris Rock. Chris Rock. It's. Where did you say Chris Rock's bit? When he did a stand up? He's like, we fell for a trickless magician.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Blaine just has. No.

[Unknown Guest]

He just loves torture.

[Kat Dennings]

But he also. He also does, like, insane tricks. Like, he's so fudgeing.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

When he was at the dinner with us, he just started eating a glass. Like, it's not a trick. He just, like, eats glass. We're like, all right, Yeah, I click on that.

[Unknown Guest]

Porn.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Right. David eats glass. Could you imagine shitting after that? I. Oh, my God. I can't. I have. I'm worried about shitting after a hamburger.

[Unknown Guest]

I think he's an alien.

[Kat Dennings]

You think so?

[Unknown Guest]

I do.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay. Do you think. Do you think there's any parents out there who legit look at, like, the rating Systems on, like, TV and movies, and they're like, it says 16. Like, that's. That's the answer. Like, they actually believe that. Yes, that to me is so to be like the government said, this is for 14 year olds, this show. Like, who fucking. Who knows what that means?

[Unknown Guest]

No, I think it just gives you like a gauge of like what it is. I wouldn't show both. Something that said it was good for 16.

[Kat Dennings]

And what is rated R is like, because I don't know the new stuff.

[Unknown Guest]

But PG, PG 13, R. Well, that's the old stuff.

[Kat Dennings]

I meant like the new, like TV ratings, which is like, oh, I don't.

[Unknown Guest]

Even look at that.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Can you look up a like key of the, of the television ratings and what they mean? But I just, I just wonder if there's anybody out there.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, like TV Ma. Like mature audiences, right?

[Kat Dennings]

To me that would be just like, you have an empty head. If it's like, oh, this says.

[Unknown Guest]

But the thing is they make mature audiences now for probably, you know, Sandlot and Goonies and all the movies that we were little watching.

[Kat Dennings]

And that's my whole point is like 10 years ago, they would rate something different than now. So why would you ever look at that? And I understand if it's like, there's nudity in here, so then that's your benchmark. But like just being like, hey, you know, Channel 2 told me this is for 16 year olds. It's like, first of all, anything that's.

[Unknown Guest]

On network, there's a group of people with a bunch of rule followers that feel good that they're abiding, law abiding citizens.

[Kat Dennings]

That would be crazier to me than somebody who's like a Scientologist. Like if, like, because that I'm like, oh, you fell for like if they were just like, well, no, it says 16. My son's 15.

[Unknown Guest]

I used to think I'd get arrested if I took the tag off my mattress. You know, Fear. That's how you control.

[Kat Dennings]

What, what was, what was that whole thing behind that? Was that, was that just like a rumor someone started? Oh, man, we got Zolo. We got Zolo working back there.

[Unknown Guest]

If I'm not mistaken, isn't it that the store can't do it, but because it says it on the tag, you feel like they're talking about it.

That's you. Yes. Cause I remember being like, but it's my mattress. Like, what can I do to my mattress?

[Kat Dennings]

For some reason that also makes me think of, if you like destroy money, you go to jail. Remember that? Like, if you like, if you like rip up a dollar bill, you can go to jail. Cause it's like government property.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh my God.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. We gotta check all this. We gotta check all. We got the fact checkers going today. What are we reading now, Zola? I don't even remember what we were talking about before the mat. No, no, it was before the mattress.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, the TV ratings.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. That was it. What do we got over there?

[Unknown Guest]

Why TV? Why appropriate for all children? TV Y7. Directed to children over 7. TV Y7. FV.

[Kat Dennings]

Wait, hold on. Let's.

[Unknown Guest]

Fantasy violence.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't know what that means. Let's. Let's stop right now. Do you guys know anybody who's like, well, my son can't watch Y7. He's sick. Like, no, that's. It's all nonsense. Right?

[Unknown Guest]

Well, I don't really know anyone with kids, to be honest. We're kind of.

[Kat Dennings]

Wow.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

All right. Anything goes on in your. Guys, so. So what's the next one? Fantasy Violence. What? Oh, that means, like, it's not real people. No, but it's like, you're not gonna see a person get their head. Shut up. But you might see, like, a dragon.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah, I guess.

[Kat Dennings]

Which I guess is. You can be younger to see that than somebody. Get tv.

[Unknown Guest]

G. See, I thought G was Y.

Right, right.

[Kat Dennings]

Which is General.

[Unknown Guest]

And then PG. Parent, parental guidance. TV14, unsuitable for children under 14. And then TVMA, unsuitable for children under 17.

Could you, like, what the.

Is. Why are we talking like that? Dancing fruit. Is that why?

Yes.

Jesus.

[Kat Dennings]

Children, there's no one can be offended by this. Which I'm sure there's. There's still people who can be offended.

[Unknown Guest]

For sure.

[Kat Dennings]

There's been, like, beef about stuff that's gone on in cartoons, right, where it's like, this shouldn't be in it. Why is this in a cartoon? And it's supposed to be for everybody, but it's like, weird shit.

[Unknown Guest]

I don't know. Like, don't you remember when they used to say, like, there was, like, hidden sexual things in. In, like, subliminal. Hidden. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a lot of phallic things, right?

[Kat Dennings]

They say there's tons.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, in the Castles, like, the tops look like penises.

[Kat Dennings]

In Little Mermaid, the top of the thing looks like a penis. But I don't know if that's. If that was fake or real, but I think it's. I think it's real.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah, it's real.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. But then the other. Like, there was other stuff where it was like, in Lion King, when he lays down the dust, says sex. It's like, I don't know.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

They would show that I'd be like, I don't even. I still don't see it. But the, the penis. I remember, but I didn't, I didn't remember was like, was this real? Or where is it?

[Unknown Guest]

Zoom in.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, we need to zoom in.

[Unknown Guest]

Yep, that's a penis.

[Kat Dennings]

Come on.

[Unknown Guest]

That is a penis.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

King Triton is a pervert.

[Kat Dennings]

Wow, they were right about Disney, huh?

[Unknown Guest]

There's another poor name. King Triton's castle.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I remember when you were working for Disney, we had to be real quiet around here. Everybody had to tread lightly.

[Unknown Guest]

Not anymore.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, that's right. You lose, Jamie. We're. We're outing you and your penis. Penis.

[Unknown Guest]

Castle.

[Kat Dennings]

Children. Castle. Yeah, I think we could try voicemails. Do we have. Do we have a voicemail that is.

[Unknown Guest]

We do. So this one is a sweet and sour. We got.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay.

[Unknown Caller]

Hey. Ymh, this is Hunter. Big fan of the show. Not today, pal. So I'm 22, fresh out of college. You know, I got a full time job, everything's going great, and I'm starting to date. It's been pretty difficult, but I matched with this one. Chicken on hinge. And we were talking and everything was going great. We decided to hang out. And so once we got to hang out, I went over to her place and we were just chilling while we were talking. We had a glass of wine and you know, things were going good. And then after the glass of wine, I broke out my Trump impression. She didn't really like that. She kicked me out, telling me, you need to leave this most horrific thing I've ever seen and just basically had a full blown attack on me saying how horrible of a person I am. But now she won't stop texting me. She's blowing up my phone, calling, text and everything.

[Kat Dennings]

She got red pill, a little lost.

[Unknown Caller]

Because I think she was cool, but I don't know. I don't know what to do. And I'm not like a MAGA guy or anything. I was just trying to bust a joke and she got all offended. But now she don't want me to leave. I'm just, you know, calling for some help.

[Kat Dennings]

See, because at first I was like.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, stable. What the heck.

[Kat Dennings]

Yes. Amen. Yeah. If. If somebody has a crazy reaction to something and then they call you and they want you back and it's just all, it's all going to be.

[Unknown Guest]

But again, she did you a favor, bro.

[Kat Dennings]

You also kind of do think he should have done the impression on the phone.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. Where's the impression. That's what I was gonna say. Was it? Maybe I'm gonna be mad and hang up on him after I hear.

[Kat Dennings]

See, I was thinking maybe she was like, that impression sucked. Get out of here.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah, but I don't, like, don't ever do that again.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know. I wish we could have heard. I wish we could have heard, but on second thought, yeah, no, you listen. I just. To me. But again, it's so as a 40 year old, it's very different than a 22 year old where it's like, when he's like, dating is hard. What do you put up with there? As a 40 year old, I don't put up.

[Unknown Guest]

When you're 22, you move on. Like, you don't. This. That was bizarre. To kick you out and yell at you and then text you as if nothing happened and want to hang out. Very bizarre. Did she apologize? Did she like. But also, like, why was she so triggered by an impression?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I know.

[Unknown Guest]

Like, he was like, I'm voting for Trump.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. I don't know. I've heard some people get triggered by him, though.

[Unknown Guest]

Well, yeah, but not an impression.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Listen, I don't understand. I. No matter what your political views are, I think a good Kamala impression is just as funny as a good Trump impression. Of course. A good fucking anybody.

[Unknown Guest]

I agree.

[Kat Dennings]

You know what's weird, too? There's a lot of, like, There's a lot of people who get offended by, like, good impressions of them. Like, when a comedian has a good impression of that and they're, like, offended, I'm like, I don't know where the. Why would you be offended? That's like, it's funny.

[Unknown Guest]

I wouldn't either. One of my favorite segments on late night television was when Jimmy Kimmel used to have celebrities read mean tweets about themselves.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

Is the best.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Guest]

You gotta be able to laugh at that stuff.

[Kat Dennings]

So speak. This is. This is like a different thing that just popped into my head. But can. Can you do me a favor? Can you look up Brianna Chicken Fry? Do you know who she is?

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, she's so sad right now.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, interesting, because what I was gonna say is I. Cause I can. You also look up. And again, this is not shitting on her at all. I like her. I think she's funny. Dave Portnoy does a podcast with her. I think they're fucking amazing.

[Unknown Guest]

She's like a legit person. She wasn't just his girlfriend. Meaning, like, she had her own.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, she's like a huge tick tock star.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you can look up.

[Unknown Guest]

She's so pretty.

[Kat Dennings]

Can you go to. Well, that's funny because I'm about to say can you look up the last podcast that. Oh, no, no, just find, find a photo of her where I feel like she's trying to look like Jamie Lee. Like, I feel like she's trying to. To look like Jamie. I don't think that photo does on her pod. Well, no, because if you look. And again, I'm not trying to. On somebody for getting work done or whatever, but I thought. I think she's had some work done. I know she. Okay, so go to the top, right? Like the photo that you clicked on, that's there's there side by side. And then where the guy's kissing her. Yeah. Can you zoom in on that? I think if you look there, like Jamie, doesn't that look like you?

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

[Kat Dennings]

And now if you can go to her, say like the year 2001 or something. Because I know she was blonde, she looked different and I'm like, I almost feel like she's. And again, not trying to shit on her. I'm just saying it's like when I see her, because I follow Dave Portnoy and when I watch her progression, I'm like, she just keeps getting closer and closer to our Yami Lee.

[Unknown Guest]

You mean Jamie in 2001?

[Kat Dennings]

No, no, no. Brianna in 2001. Jamie looks the same as she did in 2001. Come on. Yeah, if you look, Brianna, chicken fry. She was like blonde and looked totally different.

[Unknown Guest]

Kid in like 2001.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it's three years ago.

[Unknown Guest]

2001.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, sorry, 21. My bad. Duh. Yeah. I don't know. Where are we? When are we?

[Unknown Guest]

Rob's been working.

[Kat Dennings]

Sorry. Yeah, I've got multiple job moving furniture. I'm doing acting. Yesterday I was up. No, no, I had to be there by nine.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, okay.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, Robbie was up by seven.

[Unknown Guest]

Trying 9:30. Text from Rob had me really jarred.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, See like there I would never be like, oh, she looks like Jamie.

[Unknown Guest]

Right?

[Kat Dennings]

And then like as the time's been going, I'm like, wow, she. Because she popped up the other day and I'm like, Jamie, I don't know. Okay, yeah. Can you just pause that and zoom in?

[Unknown Guest]

I mean, yeah, that's my look. Other than the shirt.

[Kat Dennings]

That's what I'm saying. That's the yamilee look. Right?

[Unknown Guest]

The Slick back hair. Yep.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. See, and that's. And if you. And then if you. If you could find a video of her from like 2021 or 22 or where she doesn't look like Jamie, just to see the evolution and again, love them. I'm not trying to be like you. I know, like, people take everything online as, like, beef. It's like. No, I'm just saying somebody looks like Amy, I'll take it. Are there things before you had kids that you thought you would do totally different as a parent, and now you're like, oh, I didn't.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, yeah, I thought I would.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Here. So here you go. See James.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

So that's. What year is that?

[Unknown Guest]

2021.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. So check. Try even like 2019. Because even before that, she looks even less like Yami. And her evolution is she's. That's so flattering. Right? That somebody wants that Somebody's like, I, I. Because as.

[Unknown Guest]

I don't think she brought my picture in.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no. But what I'm saying is her version of like, her. Because, like, you know, the more you're in show business or on whatever, usually, like, the better looking you get. They call it like the glow up or whatever. And her idea of her glow up is like, oh, I'm looking more like Jamie Lee.

[Unknown Guest]

Wow, that's very kind of you, Rob. I'll take it.

[Kat Dennings]

So, yeah, as a parent, you thought you.

[Unknown Guest]

I thought I'd be more fun.

[Kat Dennings]

Really?

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. I didn't think I would be as. I don't. I don't think I would. I didn't think I was gonna stress so hard about being a good parent as I do, which I think gets in the way of me being fun sometimes. I have my moments, for sure, of being playful, but I think I'm. I'm very like, how do we get through the day? How do I make sure everybody's f. Bed and done their homework and then this and then this sport and the laundry and the this and the that, and I thought I would be more loose.

[Kat Dennings]

I also feel like you're a way more fun mom at 11am than you are at 7pm you know what I mean? Because it's like, oh, this is the fun time. We were hanging out. You're. You're. It's so early in the day for you, and things are a bit. We're like by seven when they're like, I don't want to eat that, I don't want to go to bed.

[Unknown Guest]

I don't want that.

[Kat Dennings]

You're Just like. Yeah, yeah. Which. Who can. Who's. Who's not gonna let that. Yeah, it's fucking tough. Do we have. Oh, here. Is this. When is this from?

[Unknown Guest]

That looks like a spring break photo.

Yeah, I don't have the date, but I put in 2019. So.

So what happened? He broke up with her.

I think he cheated on her. That's what people are saying.

[Kat Dennings]

See, I don't follow that whole thing, but I know they broke.

[Unknown Guest]

But she was like crying on. On the Internet.

No, there was some like leaked DMs between him and another girl and he was talking about how they have to keep it like low key.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, sorry, you don't.

[Unknown Guest]

And I heard she like was posting videos of herself crying. So let me ask you. So she has.

[Kat Dennings]

Can you find those Zolo.

[Unknown Guest]

If she have a career and a following where like before she does is personal updates on her life. So she feels like she owes it to her following to address this immediately.

[Kat Dennings]

Yes. And she met him because she's a TikTok star. Like, it wasn't like she got with him and then got famous. She was very famous.

[Unknown Guest]

I can't imagine having something so tragic happened to me and have to feel like I have to post about it and talk about it.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I think that's also a.

[Unknown Guest]

That's her career.

[Kat Dennings]

Her career, but also it's like a generation kind of.

[Unknown Guest]

You're right thing. Right.

[Kat Dennings]

Like I don't think there's a lot. I think there's way less 40 people in their 40s who are like, something bad just happened to me. Let me go immediately to Tick Tock where like people who are in their 20s. I don't know how old she is. Yeah. Did you find a video?

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah. Do you want to watch it?

I do, yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. We could edit it out if it's. If, if it's not too. That she looks like her hair is like Jamie Lee that we broke up.

[Brianna Chicken Fry]

And I had no idea that post was going up. He didn't text me, he didn't call me. I just woke up to a bunch of texts being like, are you okay? And I'm like, did my dad die? And yeah, so I'm like completely blindsided by that. I also genuinely feel like I have like, do you see how swollen my face is? I've been crying for like five days straight. And sorry if this video is going to be a lot of jumping around, but I, I'm just.

[Kat Dennings]

It looks like I'm looking at the same people, you and her, where it's.

[Brianna Chicken Fry]

Like how can you give someone everything and, like, love them so unconditionally, like, through stuff that you shouldn't.

[Kat Dennings]

Because you.

[Brianna Chicken Fry]

Just love them and you want them. Like, you see the good enough. Like, how can you. Oh, this is so embarrassing.

[Unknown Guest]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Shout out to the single gang. That's why we're single. We don't, we don't fucking. You know what I mean? I'm not letting, I'm not letting. I'm not letting somebody make me cry on a bathroom floor. I'm not doing it.

[Unknown Guest]

Oh, my God.

[Kat Dennings]

I'll stay single forever. I'm not, I'm not doing it. I'm not letting somebody. I'm not letting somebody in. No, no, no.

[Unknown Guest]

But, you know, I gotta say, even when you feel heartbreak, it's like, it's beautiful because it's like, I don't know, for me, I look back fondly just as much as my heart breaks as, like, my greatest joys, because they're just like the human experience. And, like, I wouldn't know the great Jo if I didn't feel the heartbreak. I don't know. I, I.

[Kat Dennings]

You look back fondly on your divorce.

[Unknown Guest]

For the, for the way I grew from it and experience it and, yeah, like, feel his feelings. Yeah, I really do.

[Kat Dennings]

You're very involved and, I mean, it.

[Unknown Guest]

Sucked, but of course. Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

That's amazing. Yeah. I don't, I just, I don't know. I think. But again, it's like you could find, like, moments of beauty in a funeral, right, where you're like, oh, even this person is passing. Look this, you know, Especially if they have children and grandchildren. Look at these people they brought together. But it's also like, I don't, I.

[Unknown Guest]

Don'T want to feel sad and miss somebody.

[Kat Dennings]

And it's also, I don't know, whenever I start, like, getting with somebody and then, like, I just feel like most of the time going to see them is, like a burden. You know what I mean? Like, not, not all the time, but a lot of time where it's like, oh, I want to do my thing right now. And it's like, okay, I won't do my thing. Like, I'll go do that, that thing instead where I'm like, okay. And it also, like, makes me alter my life, where I'm like, okay, I can't sleep till 11am anymore because I'm dating somebody. And, yeah, you don't want to do this and that because I want to mooring around. I don't know.

[Unknown Guest]

It's just like, yeah, but maybe you just haven't found the person that you are. Excited to make those alterations to your life.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. If you're a bum and you sleep until 11 in the morning and you want to maybe.

[Unknown Guest]

Briana, chicken fries.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no, no. She. I wouldn't be able to date somebody who was. Who was, like, on social media.

[Unknown Guest]

She'd be like, he's sleeping still.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It's like, oh, he slept around on you. No, no, no. He's sleeping.

[Unknown Guest]

He won't wake up.

[Kat Dennings]

He didn't sleep around.

[Unknown Guest]

Food.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he ate two whole chickens from Whole Foods. Been sleeping for 48 hours. It's like, he worked last week, now.

[Unknown Guest]

He won't talk to me.

[Kat Dennings]

Robbie's not cheating, you know, I'm just fucking full and boring.

[Unknown Guest]

That's right.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Where are we at? I think. I think we're good. Even though there's some stuff we got to chop out of there probably. But I think we could leave. Leave most of it in. Right?

[Unknown Guest]

Do you want me to pull something?

[Kat Dennings]

No, let's just. We're good.

[Unknown Guest]

You're good?

[Kat Dennings]

I got. I got stuff in the crock pot, guys. I got a fucking beanless chili going right now, so let's just.

[Unknown Guest]

Chili.

[Kat Dennings]

Listen, we'll see you guys next week. Thank you so much. Capone, watch on Manhattan. Not today.