More YMH Staff Secrets Revealed | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: "More YMH Staff Secrets Revealed | Not Today, Pal"

Title: More YMH Staff Secrets Revealed
Hosts: Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Release Date: July 10, 2025
Podcast: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Produced by: YMH Studios

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1. Introduction and Early Banter (00:00 - 01:16)

The episode kicks off with the signature playful banter between hosts Robert Iler (Rob) and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Jamie), setting the humorous tone for the episode. They joke about pilots and playful misunderstandings, showcasing their contrasting personalities—Rob’s gruff demeanor juxtaposed with Jamie’s sweet disposition.

Notable Quote:

• Rob: “They’re gay. That’s just what Tom says about pilots.” [00:28]
• Jamie: “I walked home.” [00:56]

2. Staff Secrets: Emily's Confession (01:16 - 03:01)

Rob introduces a special segment involving a "box" created by Yamy Lee, where staff members can anonymously submit their secrets. This segment aims to reveal amusing and surprising tidbits about the YMH staff. The first submission comes from Emily, revealing that she hooked up with one of her college professors.

Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “We had this box that Yamy Lee made. And we were going to have people put secrets in it.” [01:16]
• James (James Ennis): “I hooked up with one of my professors. And does that mean college? So you were over 18?” [01:39 - 01:47]

3. Discussion on Student-Teacher Relationships (03:01 - 09:24)

The conversation delves into the ethical and legal implications of student-teacher relationships. Rob and James debate the abuse of power inherent in such relationships, even if both parties are of legal age. Jamie chimes in, expressing her disbelief and reinforcing the seriousness of the issue.

Notable Quotes:

• James: “In Texas, child support is calculated as a percentage of the non-custodial parent’s net monthly income...” [31:13]
• Rob: “If a woman looks in my phone, it’s over. There’s no coming back from that, ever.” [08:06]

4. Privacy: Phone vs. Journal (05:11 - 09:24)

The hosts explore the nuances of privacy invasion, contrasting the act of reading someone’s phone versus their personal journal. They highlight how journals are often more intimate and reflective, making unauthorized access a deeper violation of trust compared to a phone, which typically contains more performative or outward communications.

Notable Quotes:

• James: “It's such a violation of privacy. That is fucked.” [05:53]
• Rob: “It baffles me that this is your stance on reading a journal, but you’re cool with… professors fucking 18 year old girl.” [06:50]

5. Reminiscing about Six Flags and Teenage Memories (09:47 - 17:06)

Rob and James reminisce about their teenage years, specifically a trip to Six Flags. They recall smoking weed in the parking lot with friends Rex and Nicole, highlighting their youthful misadventures and the dynamics of their long-standing friendships. Jamie contributes by expressing her limited memory of these events, adding to the nostalgic and humorous atmosphere.

Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “We went to Six Flags because I remember we were smoking weed in the parking lot.” [10:20]
• James: “I really wish I could remember this. What a bummer.” [10:46]

6. Video Analysis: Fake Robbery Marriage Proposal (17:12 - 23:08)

The hosts analyze a viral video depicting a supposed robbery at a convenience store that turns out to be a marriage proposal. They commend the acting skills of the participants and express their surprise at the twist, discussing the emotional manipulation involved in the prank-like scenario.

Notable Quotes:

• Ennis: “The robber is actually a crazy proposal of marriage.” [21:29]
• Rob: “Wow. Yeah. So you wouldn’t be upset with Cutter.” [22:59]

7. Guinness World Records: Longest Pee (23:08 - 27:06)

Rob and James engage in a humorous debate about the Guinness World Record for the longest time someone has held their pee. They discuss personal anecdotes, the feasibility of such feats, and express skepticism about the legitimacy of the record.

Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “How do they monitor that? Like, who watched him?” [25:34]
• Jamie: “I wonder if he squeezed it, though.” [25:25]

8. 90 Day Fiance Throuple Discussion (27:06 - 31:02)

The discussion shifts to popular culture, focusing on a controversial storyline from "90 Day Fiance" involving a throuple—three individuals attempting to form a polyamorous relationship. The hosts critique the practicality and emotional implications of such arrangements, questioning the motivations and potential outcomes for the involved parties.

Notable Quotes:

• Rob: “They love her so much that they want to bring her to America as a throuple.” [27:12]
• James: “They must be just flawing wild. Crazy.” [28:08]

9. Child Support Laws: Texas vs. New York (31:02 - 34:18)

Rob and James compare child support laws between Texas and New York, highlighting the differences in calculation methods, income caps, and enforcement. They discuss the challenges faced by non-custodial parents and the financial burdens imposed by varying state regulations.

Notable Quotes:

• James: “In Texas, child support is determined based on a percentage of the non-custodial parent’s net monthly income.” [31:13]
• Rob: “How do they go by what year? You just go by that year.” [31:55]

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Conclusion

The episode of "Not Today, Pal" offers a blend of humorous anecdotes, candid discussions, and insightful debates between Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. From reminiscing about their past to tackling serious topics like privacy violations and child support laws, the hosts provide listeners with an engaging and multifaceted listening experience. The dynamic between the polar opposite personalities of Rob and Jamie adds depth and entertainment, making complex subjects approachable and relatable.

Final Notable Quote:

• Jamies: “Please support our show and tell them we sent you. Hair loss is so frustrating. You don't have to fight it alone.” [12:00]
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Transcript

[James]

Not today.

[Rob]

We've done over a hundred episodes. First time. Ennis in the middle. Congrats.

[Jamie]

Yo, yo, yo. Good to be here. Thanks for having me.

[Rob]

This is a special day.

[James]

Except the means the number one pilot in the. In the cockpit there. I like it.

[Rob]

You know what?

[Jamie]

Dumb.

[James]

What does he say?

[Rob]

They're gay.

[James]

Oh.

[Jamie]

Oh, this is cool.

[Rob]

That's just what Tom says about pilots. He says they do gays. Right? You saw.

[Jamie]

Because they hold it, Mr.

[James]

I'm recording looking joystick and play with it between their legs. Okay.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Okay. You want to tell him what you recorded earlier today, Mr. Rainbows.

[Rob]

Oh, no, I didn't record it. There was a rainbow over Austin and somebody sent it to me on Rob Loves a Range.

[Jamie]

But you were. You were in here. Were in here smiling.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah.

[Jamie]

I walked home.

[Rob]

I saw a rainbow. I'm from New York City. That land. No rainbows. You see a rainbow out here?

[James]

Not a lot of room for rainbows in New York.

[Rob]

I've never seen a rainbow in New York City.

[James]

I think the. The buildings block them.

[Rob]

Yeah. I was walking home. You saw a rainbow over Austin. It's sick. Yeah.

[James]

That's awesome.

[Rob]

So we. We had this.

[James]

Box.

[Rob]

Box that Yamy Lee made. And we were going to have people put secrets in it. And then we kind of let it go for a while. And then I saw. I'd see it and I'd be like, I don't know if we should do it. And then I looked at a few to be like, are these worth doing again? And right away you guys pulled through. I looked at the first one. I was like, we gotta just.

[James]

You want to get right in there, so go ahead.

[Rob]

Go.

[James]

Wow. Okay.

[Rob]

Let's see what Emily's got.

[James]

I hooked up with one of my professors. And does that mean college? So you were over 18?

[Rob]

Yeah. And Professor Sounds like something a girl would say.

[James]

Yes. Agree. Sounds like a familiar. Would have been my hot teacher.

[Rob]

Yeah. Wow. Yes. Very good, James.

[James]

Oh, thanks. I mean, if it's in college, is it scandalous?

[Rob]

Yes. Do you think it's just normal?

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

That's gross. That's gross. Yes. See, sometimes Jamie surprises you with what she thinks. She doesn't think. She's like, you hooked up with your teacher, you lame ass.

[James]

Yeah, no, that's right. I mean, if you're like 19, 20.

[Rob]

Years old, and you're hooking up with a professor in college, I think.

[James]

Professor, I need more details. This need this. Needed more details.

[Rob]

Wow. It's barley.

[Jamie]

I feel.

[Rob]

I feel like it's Definitely my dream, but it's not me.

[James]

It's crazy hot for teacher. What do you mean?

[Rob]

Yeah, everybody. I mean it's. Yeah, guys. Guys. Usually though you hear it more.

[James]

But I know, I mean it's an abuse of power. Which I can understand. Right.

[Rob]

So is it illegal if they're both of age to hook up with your teacher? Yes. Right. It's against the law.

[Jamie]

I mean I'll look it up.

[James]

No, it's not like a workplace thing.

[Rob]

It's worse than a workplace thing. It's student teacher. That's way more abuse of power. You're literally deciding if they're into life successful.

[James]

Well.

[Rob]

Well like people at work are consenting adults also.

[James]

Right. But sometimes places of work have like a no relationship policy.

[Rob]

I would imagine schools do too. I you think you're going to send your 18 year old daughter to a school where they go.

[James]

Over 75% of states have passed laws against educators. Sexual misconduct. They recognize that even if a student is of age, the educator is in position of authority over the student. Thus the student cannot consent to such a relationship.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Of course. If I was sending my 18 year old daughter to school and they were like, hey, this is one of the states where you can just your students. I'd be like, I think we're going to look elsewhere.

[James]

Right. Yeah.

[Rob]

You know what I mean?

[James]

I would. I'm really. I feel like we're really missing a side of you not having a kid. Like I want to see you so fiercely protective over a daughter.

[Rob]

I can barely make it through life right now with full sleep.

[James]

I know.

[Rob]

Full control of my schedule. This. I can't. I can't be.

[James]

No, I still would like to see it. You'd have to just play that role. Okay. Oh, well, this is rude. Not gonna say it like what? Somebody.

[Rob]

I think Tanner knows what that says. That's not my handwriting. No, that's not blaming you. That's blur.

[Jamie]

That.

[Rob]

That's just calling Jamie a very mean word.

[James]

Yeah, hell then don't participate in the game.

[Rob]

She just had such a cool stance on. On students being able to their teachers. And then you call her that horrible name.

[Jamie]

That is pretty cool. And a lot of. A lot of dudes just got a very new fantasy now.

[Rob]

Yeah. Huh.

[James]

That's why I didn't bring my glasses today. Okay, this one. Anyone's pressured me to use the N word.

[Jamie]

What?

[James]

This is what somebody said. Any. Do you recognize this handwriting?

[Jamie]

Hold on. Oh, I know that.

[Rob]

Was that like any.

[James]

Was that very specific handwriting?

[Rob]

That's Caitlyn for sure. That's Caitlin. Anyway, what'd you do to Caitlyn? Was that like one of those situations where your dad catches you smoking and then he makes you smoke the whole pack?

[Jamie]

I caught him saying it. I'm like, say it again.

[Rob]

Say it to my face.

[Jamie]

The R. I want to hear the whole thing. Go ahead. Three times. N. That's. That's never happened. I don't know who the said that.

[James]

Oh, my.

[Rob]

Well, I think we do know who said it.

[Jamie]

They be lying.

[Rob]

There's.

[James]

I read my girlfriend's journal.

[Rob]

O. That feels like a Tanner.

[James]

Does that look like Tanner's hair? I feel like if Tanner had handwriting, this is what it would look like.

[Jamie]

I won't.

[Rob]

I won't. Tanner had handwriting.

[James]

Well, you know what I mean.

[Rob]

He's saying he can't write. I don't. I don't remember that. I don't know.

[Jamie]

I won't. I won't out him. But, you know, a lot of us know who that is.

[James]

That's such a. Yeah, I know who that is. Okay. That is. It's one thing to go through somebody's phone, but to go through their journal, to me, is such a violation of privacy. That is fucked.

[Rob]

I'm trying to think of where I put those. I kind of feel like they're the same thing.

[James]

No, I phone. It's like you're looking to make sure that they're not, like, talking about you with other people. Are they being shady? Are they cheating on you? Whatever. Your reason to, like, go through somebody's phone is, like, to check on their behaviors. Like, a journal is where you dump your, like, your feelings and there's. There's so usually passing. You know what I mean? Like, you're. You're either reflecting or you're needing to just, like, get out. And it's not necessarily like, I can think of things that I've said about, like, gutter and my children and, like, a journal that, like, is not how I feel, but in a moment of feeling overwhelming emotions, you just kind of need to get it out of you.

[Rob]

I think that happens in a phone as well. No, in a phone, you're more that. You don't even have a second.

[James]

If I know somebody's gonna read it, I'm way more conscious of what I'm saying and how I'm coming across as opposed to a journal.

[Rob]

It baffles me that this is your stance on reading a journal, but you're cool with. I'm full of surprises with professors fucking 18 year old girl. It's just. It's. It's. It's wild. You never know what you mean.

[James]

You definitely took a broad stroke there.

[Rob]

But that's what I heard when you said.

[James]

But no, I. I mean, I think it's. I think that's really shitty. I'm passing a lot of judgment on whoever did that.

[Rob]

Okay.

[James]

Where? I mean, you were looking for something, clearly. And I'm sorry if you felt insecure enough that you needed to do that. I've talked about, like, I've. I've made mistakes. Where. I looked through Cutter's phone. I looked through Cutter's phone once. We know how that ended, but.

[Rob]

I.

[Jamie]

Just love that he's gonna hear this.

[Rob]

Oh, my God. Do I know who it is now?

[Jamie]

You. I mean, I. I guess I can't say.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Will. Will. I think we've had enough of the box. I think we've had enough of the box.

[James]

Are we not liking what's coming out of me with the box?

[Rob]

I think it's the best. No, no, no. I think. I think it's the best. It's just. I want to say. I want to savor these moments. You know what I mean? I want to have as much.

[James]

Okay.

[Rob]

I want to have as much as possible.

[Jamie]

And he. And he knew what he was doing. Like, he knows that. Half the staff knows, of course, that that happens.

[Rob]

So listen.

[James]

Oh, because he read things and talked about.

[Rob]

I. I just. I just don't think doing the Journal is worse. I think it's equal. I think if a woman looks in my phone, it's over. What? If a woman looks at my phone, it's over. There's no coming back from that, ever. And I'm the most honest dude who never has anything shady in his phone. It's just the thing of, like, if you have to look in my phone, like, we're not. You don't get me.

[James]

Yeah, but I. You know, like, Cutter is the most honest, the most trustworthy, but I had a moment of weakness and went in his phone and found something I didn't like.

[Rob]

He should have ended it right there.

[James]

So what's he gonna do? I mean, if you find something in the phone that you don't like, there has to be a discussion around it. You can't just be like, you. You never should have read that.

[Rob]

Here's the difference. I think dudes sometimes give women a reason to look in their phone that is legitimate. Where I. I feel like I very much do not ever Do. Like, if there's one thing about me, it's like I'm too on. Like, I say, like, girls are like, do I look good in this? I'm like, no.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

You know what I mean? Like, don't go looking through my.

[James]

Know who to send photos to.

[Rob]

Yeah, of course. I'll be like, jane, please.

[James]

Not that I ever go anywhere.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

I'll be like, wear this to the baseball field. Or this hoodie.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah. You know what I thought about just this week for the first time in a long time? Do you remember when we. I must have been like 15, and you and your best friend and me and my best friend, we went to Six Flags. Do you remember that?

[James]

No.

[Rob]

Yeah. So you, me and Rex and you know who is the girl? I hope this isn't rude. The girl with the eyebrows, like, the thick eyebrows. The brunette.

[James]

What?

[Rob]

I mean, this Nicole, maybe little Nicole. No, I don't think she was one of your friends who.

[James]

From high school.

[Rob]

Yeah, she had like, your kind of same vibe, but she had like. She had, like, thick eyebrows.

[James]

I have no idea.

[Rob]

The four of us went to Six Flags together.

[James]

I don't remember this at all.

[Rob]

If you showed me. If you showed me pictures of your. We'll. We'll come back to this another time. But I. Yeah. And we went. We went to Six Flags because I remember we were smoking weed in. In the parking lot. You weren't. Me, Rex, and maybe your friend was. Were smoking weed in the parking lot because I think you drove us there and you weren't really a weed person.

[James]

No.

[Rob]

At the time. But yeah, we went like. It was one of those things. Like, we hadn't worked in a bit or whatever. We hadn't seen each other, and we were like, how about we go to Six Flags? And the four of us went to.

[James]

I love that for us.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

I really wish I could remember this. What a bummer. Okay, let's talk about something we all want.

[Rob]

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[James]

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[Rob]

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[James]

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[James]

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[James]

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[Rob]

Yeah, and that's what I was trying to think is like what are you like at a theme park?

[James]

Oh, I used to love them. I used to love. I was like get me on the roller coaster. I want to go again, again, again, again.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[James]

I loved it.

[Rob]

What about like game wise, what are we playing?

[James]

Anything with it? You have to throw and knock it down.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

You know, so whether those like or bottles or like those furry like clown looking things that they have like rows of them, you know, knock them all down and I did like the shooting the water gun into the hole. The horse race.

[Rob]

I like that. I like the clown's mouth with the balloon popping or that one.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Well wait, what did you just say you liked? What was the other game that you.

[James]

Said like knocking down the bottles.

[Rob]

Oh, you ever, you ever play the one where it's those fuzzy guys where you're knocking shit down. But cannon.

[James]

Yeah, yeah. That's fun. That's fun. I love all of them. I love a good carnival game.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. What about food wise? What? You're going off, right? Like, you, you, you.

[James]

No, I actually really don't like carnival food. I'm not like, a funnel cake girl. I'm not a churro girl. I'm not a hot dog girl. I really will just get, like, popcorn or french fries.

[Rob]

Oh. But at. At Disney, Cutter famously denied you the turkey leg.

[James]

Yes. The protein. The cleanest thing at the park.

[Rob]

Yeah. You wanted a full tur. Leg. And he.

[James]

And a pickle. And the pickle.

[Rob]

Yeah. And. Okay, do you remember this? So when we went to six Flags, we just did it on our own, right? We rolled up.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

As we were. Whatever. But when we, Me and you and our moms went to Universal, we got the celebrity treatment. You remember that?

[James]

I mean, a guide is.

[Rob]

We. I mean, it was. I gotta say, it was probably the first time I ever did something like that. And. And I. I very much. You love the fact that.

[James]

Get it for us. They must have.

[Rob]

I don't know who got it for us. I think, like, we were going to L. A and they're like, is there anything you'd want to do?

[James]

And we were like, it must have been hbo.

[Rob]

Yeah. I don't know. But I do remember, like, walking up to the front of the line where they would literally, like, put their arm in front of the people who are about to go next, and they'd be like, okay, you guys, go ahead. And the first few times you feel.

[James]

Awful, oh, you're a total douchebag.

[Rob]

Because now there's, like, fast pass back then. This is like 20 years more than 20 years.

[James]

You would, like, look at the ground and, like, avoid eye contact because I wasn't gonna, like, not go first and not wait on the line. Like, do you blame me? But, like, sorry.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

You've been waiting for 90 minutes to get on this ride. Now you gotta wait 93, because I'm gonna go first.

[Rob]

Yeah. And then the. The roller coaster of emotions you go through because, like, you're walking up and you're like, this is so cool. I can't believe this. Then you have the shame in front of the people of, like. Like you said, looking down and it's.

[James]

Hard to be a celebrity, you guys.

[Rob]

So hard to be celebrity. But we were like. Then you sit in the fucking roller coaster and you have to, like, you know, kind of look like you're not having the best time because those people are, like, staring at you, and you don't. And then as soon as it's like. And you go away, you're like, such a roller coaster of emotions, dude.

[James]

Such a ride.

[Rob]

Being a celebrity. That's what we should have called this podcast, Being a celebrity.

[James]

It is.

[Rob]

It was tough.

[James]

Can we pause so I can be.

[Rob]

Of course.

[James]

Started. I should have gone.

[Rob]

No.

[James]

I can't believe. I can't remember that.

[Rob]

Yeah. Lindsay.

[James]

Oh, yeah.

[Rob]

Are we rolling? I just thought of it. It was your friend Lindsay. Good thing we went to go pee. I never would have thought of that. I don't know why that's not a good description of her. Kind of your vibe to your eyebrows. Okay, great description.

[James]

She would have smoked weed with you too.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

Yep.

[Rob]

And you still don't remember the three of the four of us going?

[James]

Vaguely. Coming back?

[Rob]

Yes.

[James]

I remember being in the parking lot more than the park.

[Rob]

Yeah, well, that's because we kept smoking weed, and you were like, okay, yeah, sure. You know, it's being nice.

[James]

But, yeah, vaguely. So we must have been our senior year. Like, we were 18, right?

[Rob]

And I was 16. Yeah.

[James]

No.

[Rob]

Oh, no, sorry. I was 14.

[James]

14.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Such a cool guy.

[James]

Wow, you were so cool.

[Rob]

All right, there's. There's a video I want to show you at a convenience store. Tell me. I want to get your thoughts on this.

[Jamie]

Give me a second. It's giving me trouble. Ah, that's why.

[Rob]

Oh, wow. We just. We just had. I think we just had a memory lane surprise. That was a good one. Let's. Let's go to that first. Let's go to that first. There was a memory lane little surprise that snuck up there that we might as well just talk about now.

[James]

Oh, this has to be a costume party.

[Rob]

No, no. Yeah. No, this. This was. Yeah, go ahead.

[James]

You described it. You look like. What's the guy that used to be married to Kate Moss?

[Rob]

I look like Edward scissorhands mix between.

[James]

Do you know the musician that was married to Kate Moss?

[Rob]

I. I wouldn't know that. Okay, now. And he's got to Google that, too.

[James]

Well, British guy.

[Rob]

Forget it.

[James]

Okay, so you described. To the. To the people at home.

[Rob]

By the way, if you look closely, you can guess where this was. You were there a lot.

[James]

Is it swayed? Yeah.

[Rob]

Shout out. Swizzy. It was Halloween, pimps. No, it was just. I don't know if it was a pimps and hoes. Pimps and hoes party. That, of course, we knew about for.

[James]

Look at how sweaty you are.

[Rob]

Oh, always. Yeah, that's the drugs trying to get out somehow. I was. So, yeah, I'm wearing a blue suit, a blue pinstripe suit with a blue shirt under it, with a blue hat.

[James]

With a cane, and a very large gold necklace that has, like, a crown at the end of it.

[Rob]

Something was. Yeah. You know what happened? It was like. It was one of those things where we knew about this party for weeks, and then, like, 45 minutes before, I'm like, oh, yeah, I have to, like, do something. So I just put on, like, my. And then, like, you just get handed things. Like, I remember somebody, like, gave me the hat, and somebody gave me.

[James]

Is that fake money in your hand? Yeah.

[Rob]

Is it?

[Jamie]

It looks like.

[James]

It looks awfully big.

[Rob]

Yeah. It's also. It's not rolled up, so it's. It's not. It's not something I was gonna use.

[James]

So what year do you think this is?

[Rob]

I'm gonna say. Would that be 2003?

[Jamie]

You have any. You have any guesses, Jamie?

[Rob]

2002. I think I missed it.

[James]

I think later.

[Rob]

Oh, really?

[Jamie]

It is 2002.

[Rob]

2002. Yeah. So that's seven. That's. That's. That's three years after I was smoking weed with you in the parking lot. That's. That guy.

[James]

17.

[Rob]

That guy's got. That guy's smoking weed is no longer his top priority. He's. He's found.

[James]

Wowzers. I feel like I remember that guy behind you.

[Rob]

Really?

[James]

Or he just looks like every other guy.

[Rob]

You know, every other pimp.

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

You've ever seen. Yeah, that was. That was a good time. I have some. Some pictures from that.

[James]

You do?

[Rob]

We can't.

[James]

Where?

[Rob]

On here.

[James]

Where do you keep those pictures? Like, in a shoebox?

[Rob]

You know what it is? It's one of those things where, like, my friends will send them to me on a phone. Like, look what I found. You know, going through this.

[James]

Now that you have it on your phone.

[Rob]

Yeah, they're all doing. I would show the pictures, but they're doing drugs in the photo, so I wouldn't want to show them doing drugs. You know what I mean?

[James]

Yeah.

[Rob]

But. Yeah. Good times, Robbie.

[James]

Wow.

[Rob]

My lips are super red. That's cool. All right, what do we have? The video. The convenience store. Here you go, James.

[Ennis]

Young woman and her boyfriend are shopping at a convenience store. But something's happening at the cash register. A surveillance camera captures this guy pulling a gun on the store clerk as the couple go to Pay. The clerk announces, I got a rob.

[Rob]

And you. Yeah.

[Ennis]

Suddenly the robber bursts back in and herds them all to the back of the store. You back right there. The couple hunker down. You can hear the terror in the woman's voice as the bad guy focuses his attention on her.

[Rob]

How many kids? It's my girlfriend. I'm saying, Ray. Yeah. We're not married.

[Ennis]

The robber reaches ominously into his bag.

[Rob]

You know what?

[James]

What?

[Ennis]

He hands something to the boyfriend. Then this happens.

[James]

Are you serious?

[Ennis]

And it starts to dawn on the petrified young woman what's really going on. The robbery is actually a crazy proposal of marriage. Everybody was in on it except for her. I spoke to the boyfriend, who said.

[Rob]

All right, we can stop it.

[Ennis]

What if I want to hear what.

[James]

The boyfriend has to say? What the fuck is wrong with him?

[Rob]

He's just like, oh, yeah. I've been apologizing ever since. Like, you know, he just. Yeah, that was his. That's his vibe.

[James]

That's like the one you showed me where they, like, smash the car windows. What is. People lost it.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[James]

Leave it to Inside Edition to bring the good. Yeah, you know.

[Rob]

Yeah, that's a. There is. Can you rewind it for one second? And there's a point where he says, how many kids do you have? And she says, I have three. It's. It might be the most fear I've ever heard in a human's voice.

[Ennis]

Yes, my young woman.

[Rob]

You know what? Go back a little.

[Ennis]

Like, bad guy focuses.

[Rob]

Yeah. I have three. How many kids?

[Ennis]

They will.

[Rob]

She's. That's the most fear I think I've ever heard in a human's voice. Yeah.

[James]

And. And.

[Rob]

And the guy's like, this is going great. This is it. This.

[James]

Well, also, shout out to everybody's acting skills. Well done. I didn't. I didn't see it coming until the robber, you know, was reaching into his bag for something. I was like, oh, here we go.

[Rob]

She just has her head. She just has her head buried in her hands, crying. Like they could.

[James]

They could be, like.

[Rob]

They could be tap dancing right now. And, like. And, like, smiling and everything. She is so scared.

[James]

Wow. What an idiot.

[Rob]

Wow. Yeah. So you wouldn't. You'd be upset with Cutter.

[James]

Come on.

[Rob]

If he did something, he wouldn't get.

[James]

The ring anywhere near my finger.

[Rob]

Has he. When you guys. Has he ever pulled, like, a prank on you or you pull on him? Do you guys ever do that?

[James]

Pranky people?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you. Is there ever times in your guys, like, Home life where something happens, like he does something or you say something of it. But it would probably have to be him where he's like, hey, don't talk about this on the pod. Has he ever said that to you?

[James]

No, I don't think so.

[Rob]

No. Okay. He said it to me.

[James]

He has.

[Rob]

I forget. There was a photo that he sent and he was like, there's no way you could say. It was just. It was just. He didn't like the way he looked. But he sent me a video of him like, you know, like packing a zin in his man, like doing his like whole routine. And I was like, bro, let me show this on the pod. Don't you ever. And I was like, no. I was like, can I show this on the pod? And he was like, don't ever like. And I was like. I said, I asked you for a reason. I'm not going to. You know. But he was like, yeah.

[James]

He has an image to uphold.

[Rob]

Of course. Yeah. He. What do you think the Guinness Book of World. Guinness Book of World Records. Beginnings. Book of Records. Guinness Book of Records.

[James]

World Records.

[Rob]

Guinness Book of World Records is for longest pee. We.

[James]

You just went pee shout out to 97 seconds.

[Rob]

I've had over 97 seconds. Just so you know. Guys, do you all know in the booth if you don't. What would your guest be for longest pee? I'd say minute 45. Barley. I've had peas that long. What? Yeah. Gee, what are you drinking? I've timed it before too. I've. I've come home where like I really have to pee from a walk. I mean I look what I drink, I drink crazy. But I've come home and it's been like just under two minutes. Yeah. But it's like I'm. I. I know it's going to be crazy cuz I have to pee so bad. So that's probably my max. Like two minutes. Barley, what would you guess?

[James]

I'd probably say around 2 minutes. Cuz like that's insane.

[Rob]

Yeah. I'm not even close to a world record holder. And he's seen the answer, I think. But it's. It's 8 minutes and 30 seconds.

[James]

I called. What?

[Rob]

It's in the Guinness Book of World Records though. So how could it be?

[James]

It's obviously a man.

[Rob]

It's a man. And I'd imagine he's bigger too. I imagine like if you're twice my size, like if. Or you know, if you're.

[James]

If you're a bigger person. Do you get like bigger organs you.

[Rob]

Have a bigger bladder. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you do. There's no way that somebody.

[Jamie]

I wonder. I wonder if he squeezed it, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, did he cheat?

[Rob]

Yeah. You can control the flow.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Because you can make it tiny, you know, and just, like, really. And just get a tiny little stream going.

[James]

You can.

[Rob]

How do they monitor that? Like, how do they. Like, who watched him? Yeah. Can you look up how they.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I'll look it up.

[Rob]

But even. Even if. Even if you try and, like, cheat. 8 minutes and 30 seconds. That's like a long phone call these days.

[James]

That's a very long phone call. I don't want to do anything for eight minutes.

[Rob]

That's like a long YouTube video. Like, if I see 8:30, I'm like, oh, that. You know, like the four minutes, just click. Don't even think. And then when it gets to, like.

[James]

Eight, I'm like, it's a lot of my time.

[Rob]

Yeah. Especially when I. Before I got the YouTube Premium. Oh, my God. I look back now when I go to somebody's house or something or like, their phone, and they have YouTube with ads. I'm like, you're living. It's like when I see somebody smoking a cigarette in, like, at noon and it's 100 degrees outside, I'm like, you're a mess.

[James]

Oh, wow. You judge.

[Rob]

Yeah. Because it changed my life. Like, my. By the way, my. It was very. It was only, like, a year ago that my friend came over to my place and was like, what the is this? And I was like, what's What? He's like, YouTube ads. He's like, for 10 bucks, you save 10 bucks. 10 bucks a month, you save hours.

[James]

Well, if you're on YouTube that much, then yes.

[Rob]

Right. You're like, the only person I know who doesn't watch a lot of YouTube. It's incredible.

[James]

Not at all.

[Rob]

That's so amazing to me. I go home and I would say, let's say I'm watching four hours of. Of stuff. It's three and a half hours of YouTube.

[James]

Wow.

[Rob]

Every night.

[James]

Wow.

[Rob]

On my phone. Any. Any. Anybody says anything?

[James]

I'm like, no.

[Rob]

You go right to the. The YouTube. Any. You find anything out about it?

[Jamie]

No. It all just says allegedly. I'm not. I'm not even seeing it on the. The main site, like the Guinness World Record site. So I don't know. I'm not sure. Something tells me they didn't want to record this one. There might not be any data out there.

[Rob]

Okay. All right. I Got another question for you, Amy. If. Oh, okay. So I was watching a little 90 Day Fiance. I almost gave up on it. But then there's this couple who I just. I had to see what was going down where it's a guy and a girl, they married, they have two kids, they went to vacation in like somewhere in South America. They met a woman and they both fell in love with her. They love her so much that they're like, we want to bring her to America as a throuple and be a three person couple. But what they figured out was you can't marry three people. So here's where it gets crazy. They're getting divorced so that one of them can marry her to get her a green card to bring her to this country so they can all live together.

[James]

Wow.

[Rob]

She's also a stripper.

[James]

What else?

[Rob]

They have two kids and they're getting divorced.

[James]

Who's gonna get to marry her?

[Rob]

To marry. Yeah. I don't know. I. I bet. I'm like, way behind because I, I just like, I couldn't get into this season, but this storyline, I'm like, I'm gonna have to follow this.

[James]

Of course you have to.

[Rob]

It's gonna be, it's. And they show like, oh, here's what's coming up next. And you see like, beef. Like, like they find out that she. I think she was using like a fake name or some. Yeah, of course.

[James]

Yeah, of course. Wow. More idiots.

[Rob]

Could you, like, the two of them are in there, they're like with their family and they're sitting down with their family and they're like, yeah, we're going down there to like propose this idea to her that we get divorced in America. And by the way, just from like the outside, they seem totally normal. Like, they seem like a normal.

[James]

Well, I'm sure they feel like this is a very, like, real decision on their part.

[Rob]

Yeah. Can you. But, but you know, some people, you're like, oh, they're just fudgeing wild. Crazy. Like, they seem crazy. Like these two are like a mature people with two kids. Any. Can you look up the throuple on 90 Day Fiance right now? It's like two Spanish looking women and a white guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[James]

Whoa. They did a photo together. Photo shoot. I mean, well, he has a type.

[Rob]

Yeah, like him.

[James]

The chick in the middle is the stripper.

[Rob]

No, the chick in the middle is the wife. She's smoking hot. And then the, the woman on the right is the stripper.

[James]

Wow.

[Rob]

It's crazy. He's. He's one of those guys who is so monotone. He's like, I think this is going to be great for like, you know.

[James]

And she's like, what he bring to the table?

[Rob]

I don't know. He probably has a third leg. What else? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Or they. Or they have money or these.

[James]

I think the women are. Look more in love.

[Rob]

I thought you're gonna say maybe they're in cahoots, kind of.

[James]

That's what I mean.

[Rob]

But then she could just get divorced from him and just take his money. Like, dude, could you. Could you imagine getting. Imagine explaining to your two kids like, mommy and daddy are getting divorced. Imagine having to go through, like, divorce. Course people talk about the divorce is like the worst thing to go through. And they're like, yeah, I think this is gonna be great for us.

[James]

Well, I guess because they probably don't care about splitting things because they're staying together. Yeah. How do you explain this to people? They don't care. This is them. They're doing them.

[Rob]

I think you even more so have to be worried about doing the proper divorce because they're not gonna be able to do it again. So let's say they get into a fight ten years from now and they end up not being together. He's like, hey, we got divorced 10 years ago, sweetie. You got. Which is something that I've wondered is.

[James]

Like, if I was her, I would insist that I be the one to marry her because I would be suspect if they. If they got married. I could easily be kicked out.

[Rob]

But then. But then you could catch the blame where it's like, yeah, we got divorced and my wife two weeks later went and married a woman, a stripper from Mexico. And then it's like, oh, like, you know, then you're the bad guy.

[James]

Well, again, this doesn't seem like a good decision.

[Rob]

Yeah, I don't think they really think things out. I don't think they're thinking like, hey, who should it be? Well, I want to make sure that you're. Yeah, I think they're just shooting from the hip here.

[James]

Yep.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[James]

Wowzers.

[Rob]

And then the other thing I wanted to look into with that is any, can you look up? Or if anybody knows this? I mean, I don't think any of us would. But how does child support work?

[James]

Like, if I were decides, depending on what you make and what their expenses are to raise a kid, how much monthly you need to pay your spouse to help take care of your children.

[Rob]

So it goes off of. Because like, obviously I've made money in the past, but like years, like, you know, there were a few years ago where I made $8,000 in a year.

[James]

So. In Texas, child support is calculated as a percentage of the non custodial parents net monthly income, with the percentage increasing based on the number of children. So if you have one child, you pay 20% of your income monthly. Monthly, yeah.

[Rob]

Here's, here's what the problem of that is, right? Is like, how do they go by what year? You just go by that year. Because I've heard of like dads.

[James]

Yeah, they don't go by like your net worth as well?

[Rob]

No, from what I've heard. No, because I've heard of dads who are like, yeah, I'm not doing overtime because like my child support is going to be based on the next two years. So they're like, I don't want to make more.

[James]

Well, look, there's an income cap as of 2023. Income above $9,200 per month is not used for child support calculations.

[Rob]

Yo, I'm staying in Texas. Can you find out what the New York law. I feel like I know people in New York who pay so much fucking money. I feel like that's crazy. So you're paying like 1800 bucks a month. That's still.

[James]

That's so in New York, it's determined based on a formula that considers the combined income of both parents and the number of children.

[Rob]

The court calculates a basic child support obligation to cover the child's needs and they have mandatory add ons or the income calculator. The court considers each parent's gross income. Wow, that's. That's crazy. So if the, if, if, if the person who has the kid makes a lot of money, more money than the person who doesn't, they might not have to even pay. Wow. Social Security benefits, unemployment insurance, combined income. Okay, here we go. Child support guideline. Amount. The court applies a percentage of the combined income based on the amount of children. 17 for one child. Oh, that's even less than Texas. What's going on out here? I was always scared. This is like the first time I smoked a cigarette. You find out it's all. There was a year where like I, I did nothing. Where like I made like $8,000. I mean, poor woman. If I had a kid with her that year. Huh.

[James]

Something tells me you would have tried to make a little bit more money if you had a kid.

[Rob]

No, I would have tried to make less. I want to give the minimum but.

[James]

It'S not about the woman. It's about your kid.

[Jamie]

Well, California has a straight up formula for this.

[Rob]

Oh, here. Oh, yes, obviously. CS equals percentage TN the term.

[James]

That's literally what he's reading from Google.

[Rob]

Where the child support is.

[James]

CS is the child support sum, K is the total combined income designated for child support. H nan is the. HN is the net monthly disposable income, and H is the percentage time the higher earning parent spends with the child.

[Rob]

Whoa. Okay, so the child support amount is directly related to parents net monthly disposable income, which is their total income after deductions. Wow. The percentage of the time.

[James]

But aren't there a lot of women that like, also seek spousal support to upkeep a lifestyle that they were once used to? Like if you were married to a wealthy man? I. I always hear marriage, wife stuff. Oh, this is. This is without marriage?

[Rob]

I think so, yeah. Wow.

[James]

Eek.

[Rob]

Well, this. This week we ended the pod by giving you some facts, some calcul, some. Some equations. Yeah. And you're welcome. And we will see everyone next week by. Not today. Hey, not today.