Our Favorite Unhinged Internet Legend | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal – "Our Favorite Unhinged Internet Legend"

Hosts: Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler
Date: November 6, 2025
Podcast Home: YMH Studios

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Episode Overview

This episode features Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler (referred to as Jamie and Rob/Cutter) diving into their usual dynamic banter—oscillating between hilarious personal stories, pop culture riffs, and moments of self-reflection. The main theme here is the duo’s obsession with wild internet personalities—especially their favorite, an "unhinged" airport singer from a viral video. The episode is packed with laughter and their trademark oppositional chemistry, plus segments on TV acting greats, documentary recommendations, and new show ideas.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter & Paranoias (00:10–03:08)

• Robert’s Purse Rule: Rob never looks in a woman’s purse due to a childhood lesson, even when girlfriends ask him to fetch items.

  "Ever since I was, like, alive, like, my whole life... you never go in a woman's purse, and you never look." (Cutter, 00:10)

• Jamie’s OCD Car Habit: Jamie describes compulsively touching the car roof when running a yellow light, a habit inherited from her older brother.
• Anxiety While Traveling: Both recount their OCD-like behaviors, especially related to flying—Rob’s past drug use heightening his paranoia about accidentally carrying contraband.

  "The day before I fly is such a disaster... When I was on drugs, a lot of the anxiety came from feeling like they were gonna find drugs in my suitcase." (Cutter, 01:50)

Viral Internet Legends: Airport Singer Deep Dive (03:08–10:10)

• The hosts break down a viral video of a man in an airport launching into an impromptu performance of "Not Afraid," unsuccessfully trying (and failing) to start a communal singalong.

  "He just wants one person to start singing with him." (Cutter, 04:07)

• They analyze the moment—his US Weekly, his failed attempt at activism, the crowd's ambivalence, and even go so far as designing imaginary merch (T-shirts, Halloween costumes) and dream segments involving the man on their show.
• Both wonder what their own reactions would be if they were present: Jamie thinks she would join in singing.
• Recurring jokes about imitating the man (“Just take my hand!”), and riffing on how he would fit in various life or podcast scenarios.
• Memorable Quote:

  "This guy thinks he's starting a revolution right here... and this guy in the back is just like, shut up, dude. He's in his Hey Dudes with a six-hour delay..." (Cutter, 06:10)

Quick-Hit Segment: Unwinnable Game Shows (13:03–13:54)

• Jamie introduces a Japanese game show where the floor is slanted, making serving food impossible. Both decide it’s one game show they couldn't handle.

Family & Performance Stories: Jamie’s Return to Singing (14:10–15:09)

• Jamie’s son, Bo, apparently signed her up for a parent-child choir competition. Jamie jokes about not being able to say no to her kid and the pressure of living up to her Broadway past.

Greatest Acting Performances in TV History (15:22–19:47)

• Cutter asks Jamie to name the greatest performances in TV history (excluding Sopranos). Both celebrate James Gandolfini and Edie Falco (Sopranos), then branch out:
  • Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
  • Elisabeth Moss (The Handmaid’s Tale)
  • Paul Anderson (Peaky Blinders)
  • Paul Walter Hauser (Black Bird, Station 11)
  • Matthew McConaughey (True Detective)
  • Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)
  • Will Smith’s Fresh Prince serious moments
• The two discuss the emotional toll of crying scenes and the under-appreciated skill of anchoring sitcoms with real emotion.

  "When he had that, like, scenes about his dad and he was crying... also hard to do that type of comedy and keep it real." (Jamie, 19:25)

Streaming & Documentary Recs (20:20–24:48)

• Jamie lauds Station 11 and The OA as underrated.
• Expounds on the Charlie Sheen and Billy Joel documentaries—highlighting Sheen’s humility, the difficulties of celebrity addiction, and the importance of forgiveness:

  "He’s vulnerable... There's nothing he denies. He goes to all the places." (Jamie, 23:07)

• The hosts reminisce about working with or encountering Charlie Sheen, painting him as both chaotic and kind.

Hallmarks of Getting Older: The Shoehorn Segment (28:11–30:43)

• Rob describes his newfound love for shoehorns, especially his giant, three-foot-long version—a sign of growing older. He brags about using it at the airport, making security easier and more dignified.

  "Guess what? I'm walking away while all these morons are sitting there trying to get their shoes on. Robbie's going to the gate, baby." (Cutter, 30:13)

Instagram & Sandwich Guy: Another Favorite Internet Personality (30:46–32:24)

• The hosts play a clip from the "Sandwich Guy," an energetic Italian-American making over-the-top deli sandwiches. They debate his techniques (leaving stems on hot peppers) and express a desire to have him guest.

Behind-the-Scenes: Pod Game Show & Soundboard Expansion (33:03–34:44)

• Jamie and Cutter recruit producer Tanner to run a surprise soundboard for fun—brainstorming live interview bits (bathroom post-interviews) and new segment names (TPB: Tanner’s Post Bathroom).

Memory Lane: Sopranos Memories (36:22–39:33)

• Jamie identifies a clip from season three: Meadow meeting Noah’s father and lying about Tony’s job ("environmental cleanup").
• Both reminisce about their first day on The Sopranos, stand-ins confusion, and Jamie's book-writing process.

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Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Airport Unhinged Guy:

  "This is one of my favorite... top 10 for me on the internet. Guarantee." (Cutter, 04:07)

• On Individuality in Comedy:

  "To do that type of comedy and keep it real, you know what I mean? Sitcom comedy is actually incredibly difficult." (Jamie, 19:25)

• On Charlie Sheen’s Honesty:

  "He owns it all. He's vulnerable. He's authentic. There's nothing he denies. He goes to all the places." (Jamie, 23:07)

• On Getting Older:

  "I want a shoehorn... that's like three feet long and has a handle on it... I'm an old grown up now." (Cutter, 28:11, 30:26)

• On Sopranos Knowledge:

  "What was Tony's name during his coma-induced dream sequence? ... Kevin Finnerty! Let's go. We watch the show!" (Cutter & Jamie, 42:22–42:43)

• On Jamie’s Book:

  "I really want people to finish my book and never think about me again. But more, see, like, what I was able to gain from going back through my life and hoping that you can do that for yourself." (Jamie, 39:33)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening Banter & Superstitions: 00:10–03:08
• Unhinged Airport Guy Video: 03:08–10:10
• Instagram/Game Show Banter: 13:03–13:54
• Jamie Sings With Son: 14:10–15:09
• Greatest TV Acting Discussion: 15:22–19:47
• Series/Documentary Recommendations: 20:20–24:48
• Shoehorn Segment: 28:11–30:43
• Sandwich Guy Segment: 30:46–32:24
• Pod Game Show Discussion: 33:03–34:44
• Memory Lane: Sopranos Reminiscing: 36:22–39:33
• Jamie’s Book Discussion: 39:33–41:48
• Sopranos Trivia ("Who Knows Less About Sopranos?"): 42:07–43:19

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Tone & Dynamic

The episode shines with grounded warmth, self-deprecation, and affectionate ribbing. Jamie is patient, open-hearted, often the nurturing foil to Rob’s gleeful cynicism and enthusiastic grumpiness. Their discussions effortlessly swing from silly (bathroom interview bits) to vulnerable (addiction and forgiveness) and always return to a loving sense of nostalgia and shared history.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a strong showcase of Jamie and Rob’s unique friendship balanced by their contrasts and shared history. The central riff on "unhinged internet legend" sets the tone—freely blending relatable everyday moments, the internet’s wildest edges, and entertainment industry stories with sincere, often heartwarming candor.

Transcript

[Jamie]

Not today, pal.

[Cutter]

We have done, like, 300 podcasts together or more like, at this point. And I feel like sometimes I'm like, have we talked about this or not? And then I always feel like I should say, like, I don't know if we've talked about this before, but if we don't, I'm sorry. Like, I might just have to stop saying that, because it's like, we're gonna talk about everything at some point. Like, yeah. You know what I mean? But I'm like, I don't know. Do we? But you just handed me your. Or you needed to get something out of your purse. And I hand you your purse, and then I put it back. Ever since I was, like, alive, like, my whole life, I remember, like, it must have been something my grandma told me. It was like, you never go in a woman's purse, and you never look.

[Jamie]

I noticed you were like, well, because there was something in there for you, and you didn't want to go in there and get it.

[Cutter]

Never. I never look. I never go in. I never anything. And sometimes when I'm like, what do you.

[Jamie]

What does she think? What do you. What does a girl got?

[Cutter]

It was just something that I was taught, like, you never go in a woman's purse. And when I'm dating somebody, a lot of times she'll be, can you grab it in my purse? And I bring her the purse, and she's like, can you just get it? I'm like, nope. Oh, I can't. I don't. I just. Yeah, it's more like ocd, I think, at this point, like, with me, where I'm like, I can't. If I reach into that purse, something bad's gonna happen.

[Jamie]

The only thing I have from when I was younger that I do OCD that, like, I can't break, when even I'll, like, be like, fuck it. I'm not gonna do it. And then, like, I do it is when I go through a yellow light. I have to, like. And then put my hand on the roof of the car, right? Because I remember my older brother Brian, who's five years older than me. When he got his license and would take me around, he would always do it. So, like, I would do anything that he did. And I've since again, tried to, like, be like, why do I do this? And then, like, I'll blow through a yellow and just, like, I'll get, like, 100, 200ft. Like, I gotta do it. I can't not do it.

[Cutter]

Yeah, that's. That's what? Like a good 20% of my life is just fighting. Fighting not to do things I feel like I have to do. And I'm like, if I do it, I'll just feel better. The. The day before I fly is such a disaster.

[Jamie]

Jamie, you've gotten better.

[Cutter]

I've gotten better, but it's. Well, because I'm not on drug. When I was on drugs, it was like. When I was on drugs, a lot of the anxiety came from feeling like they were gonna find drugs in my suitcase. Like, I was always really scared about that, because I don't know if I ever told. One time, me and my friend got on a plane and he had a bag of coke in his pocket from. We were in Mexico, and he forgot that he had coke in his pocket.

[Jamie]

And you're have to go through customs.

[Cutter]

This. No, no. We were on the plane, and it just somehow stayed. He had it in, like, you know, where you have, like, that key. That key pocket, it's called that little, like, secret pocket. He had it in there and he figured it out on the plane. Yeah. So ever since then, I'd always be scared.

[Jamie]

This is like you were worried that you just forgot that it was in a pocket or something.

[Cutter]

Right? That was over, like, 20 years ago. But, yeah, every time I'd fly, I'd be like. Like, I. Whenever I was, like, leaving, like, I go to Miami for New Year's. Where we'd go to Miami for New Year's, and when I would leave, I'd be like, I have to go through every single piece of clothing to make sure there's no, like, pills. Wow, Coke, like, anything in some of these pockets. Because the last thing you want is like, because I hate flying so much. The last guy wants big. Sir, can you come in this room with us? I'd be like, oh, just kill me.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

In an airport of being, like, arrested in the airport could be like, my worst nightmare. I mean, geez, just how embarrassing. Sometimes I want, like, my. My. For some reason, my YouTube loves to give me this right before I go to bed. In my algorithm, it's like, watch this person get arrested at an airport and, like, lose their mind. And, like, you just watch them. Someone's going crazy. And oh, my God, there's an old school. One of the videos that makes me laugh more than anything. Can you guys find the video? Do you know the video of the guy at the airport who's freaking out and he's like, I'm not afraid. Oh, my God. It's one of the few Things in my life where, like, if I need to laugh, I'm guaranteed.

[Jamie]

Do you know the video, Carly? Are you just laughing?

[Cutter]

I remember it. It's on this guy.

[Jamie]

I love watching people unhinged at an airport.

[Cutter]

It's the best. Jamie. This guy tries to get like a. Like a chant going, like, everybody behind him and just fails. It's the. This is one of my favorite. This is top 10 for me on the Internet. Guarantee everybody come take my hand this world will walk together. This guy's like, I'm just trying to go to Syracuse, dude. You. I'm not afraid. He just wants one person to start singing with him.

[Jamie]

He is doubling down.

[Cutter]

Oh, take my hand. This one we'll take together.

[Jamie]

Oh, no, your glasses, your phone.

[Cutter]

This guy is the absolute greatest guy of all.

[Jamie]

Like, you know, the best part is he has a rolled up US Weekly.

[Cutter]

I can. Maybe that's what set him off. He was reading the tabloids. I. I can't tell. I can't. What I don't know about myself is if I was in this airport, would I be enjoying this or would I be hating this?

[Jamie]

I was literally just going to ask you, what would you done?

[Cutter]

I don't know.

[Jamie]

Take your phone out and film him.

[Cutter]

Part of me would be like, man, I feel like I should go and sing with this guy. Because you just feel. He just feels so bad that like.

[Jamie]

When he's trying to have got up and sang with him when he's just.

[Cutter]

Trying to like, oh, boy.

[Jamie]

Would have been like, let's do it. Yeah. Why is not.

[Cutter]

Why isn't everyone singing with this man?

[Jamie]

Come on, guys.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Oh, can you just start it again? I just need to hear his voice again.

[Jamie]

Smashing his glasses.

[Cutter]

This guy thinks he's starting a revolution right here. He's like, this is the moment. And this guy in the back is just like, shut up, dude. He's in his. Hey, dudes. With a six hour delay on a flight. This guy's N95 though.

[Jamie]

He's adding some like vibrato in there.

[Cutter]

This is my favorite of all time. Look at the old lady sitting on the thing. Like, they're probably also wondering, like, why is somebody not stopping?

[Jamie]

Yeah, where's security?

[Cutter]

Then that guy with the sunglasses in the back on his hat is. Is military and just ready to take this guy out.

[Jamie]

Who is this? Who's getting.

[Cutter]

Wow, bro. It's like, come on, Delta, do better, you know?

[Jamie]

That's Alaska Airlines. Shout out. Alaska Airlines. That's what I saw back there.

[Cutter]

Nine hour delay, boarding off Boarding. Boarding. And he said, just take my hand.

[Jamie]

Where is this guy now? Can we. I want to know where he come.

[Cutter]

On the show, Maybe phone in.

[Jamie]

I'm down. I can handle it.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I don't know if we want him possibly, you know, freaking out in here, but I. I love this guy. I would. I. I would wear this guy on a hoodie.

[Jamie]

Like, if we just put his Halloween costume.

[Cutter]

Yeah. You know what? I would. Wait, can we freeze it right when he's about to step on his glasses? I would love to get that on a T shirt. Just him with his foot or even that.

[Jamie]

Like, right when he was like. He was like this. Yeah.

[Cutter]

Given, like, every kind of fuck you. He, like, can't even get enough.

[Jamie]

The other end of that. Like a gate agent.

[Cutter]

There's, like. There's cops at this point over there.

[Jamie]

Why were they just standing back, letting him do his thing? There he goes. There he goes. Is that the middle finger or the point?

[Cutter]

Oh, my God. I would love. That's definitely the middle finger. I think I would love this guy. Just get this guy on, like, a hat, a shirt. I fucking love this guy.

[Jamie]

That outfit. Wear that literally for Halloween.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Yeah, I would love to. Yeah. To be the. Take a storm, and then instead of saying trick or treat, you're like. They open the door. You're like, trick a storm.

[Jamie]

Everybody, you're just walking up and down.

[Cutter]

The street singing the song Reese's Pieces. I love. Oh, my God, this guy is just the best.

[Jamie]

That was so good, Tom. Should be that for Halloween.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Or when. Right when they answer. Right when they answer the door, I throw the glasses on the floor and step on them. Oh, my God, this guy.

[Jamie]

Christina could follow him behind him in, like, an electric wheelchair here. Like.

[Cutter]

This. This guy, man, I could just. I could talk about this guy for the rest of my life.

[Jamie]

I follow this guy around. Get. Get a camera crew to follow this guy.

[Cutter]

Maybe we get this guy to do a POD at ymh. I would love to know his takes on stuff. Like, just be like, hey, what are you thinking about today, bro? Can we. You think we can find this. I would love if we could find this guy.

[Jamie]

We'll try and find some information on him. Thank you.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Because I. Oof. Because, like, here's the thing, right? Everybody has had the thought at, like, a sporting event of something of, like, starting a cheer, and you're like, no, I can't.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

You know, you're like, I can't. I can't start the cheer. Like, I'm Not. I'm not a start the cheer guy, but this guy. Just fucking go this. Oh, let's. We should take him to like a UT game. You know, I would love to sit next to this guy at a game and I'll be like, yo, I'll give you $1,000 to gamble on it so that he'd be into it, you know?

[Jamie]

Yeah, Big Texas.

[Cutter]

I. This guy is my favorite dude. This. This was me when I was losing gambling. This is how I want it to feel.

[Jamie]

This is. This is the energy I miss in my house. From you where after seeing you guys last week, I'm like, give me that back.

[Cutter]

This is halftime energy, you know? This is the end of the game.

[Jamie]

Is this is Robbie going from inside to outside tv? Inside tv?

[Cutter]

Yeah. Or you ing the TV when I lose?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

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[Cutter]

That was one of your best reads of all time.

[Jamie]

I think so too.

[Cutter]

So this is a hard turn. Maybe we do. Do we have like a what do.

[Jamie]

We have like a little easy.

[Cutter]

A palate cleanser. Give me a palate cleanser. Before I ask this next question.

[Jamie]

Do you want to go for my Instagram of the day?

[Cutter]

Oh, yeah. You have another Instagram for us?

[Jamie]

I've sent a few.

[Cutter]

That's good. Let's see what Yami's got for us.

[Jamie]

I finally found the one game show I can't do. So for those of you listening, there is a Japanese game show where contestants try and serve food, but the floor is completely slanted, so they come in through a little door and try to hold the food. You got it. I wonder if anyone's ever been able to do it.

[Cutter]

If no one's ever won. That's wild. You have to. But I think it's.

[Jamie]

This is. That's the one game show I will. I'm not down with.

[Cutter]

Here's the problem. As soon as you put it on the table, it's off anyway, right?

[Jamie]

I think it's just about getting what a good.

[Cutter]

That's the next shirt. Yeah. We got to get this guy. Yeah, he should be that guy for Halloween.

[Jamie]

Gladly. Gladly.

[Cutter]

Oh, my God. All right, I'm going to.

[Jamie]

I told you. I'm. I'm going to be roomy from K Pop Demon Hunters for Jack.

[Cutter]

You just spoke Chinese to me. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, by the way, Bo said that you have to sing with him somewhere soon. Are you going to do that?

[Jamie]

I was not even aware of this. He signed me up to sing at some choir competition with him because there's like a thing where like a kid could Sing with their parent. I know.

[Cutter]

Who's gonna. I mean, you. You gotta win.

[Jamie]

We better.

[Cutter]

Yeah. You gotta show.

[Jamie]

I don't know. I don't even know what we're.

[Cutter]

If they put you second, you gotta be. You gotta tell the judges.

[Jamie]

Can't say no to my kid. He only Bo can get me out of my singing retirement.

[Cutter]

Yeah. If you got, if you got second place, you'd gotta pull the Hey, I was on Broadway. Like, you can't. You can't get second place at a school singing competition after being bell Beauty and the Beast on Broadway.

[Jamie]

Well, Bo could bring me down a few notches. We don't know.

[Cutter]

You blame it on him. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Damn it, Bo.

[Cutter]

Yeah. The car ride home could have won. O there any. That should be a sitcom episode. The car ride home when you get second place and him trying to be like mom, you could have did a little better. Like I was on Broadway.

[Jamie]

That reminds me of like Adam Scott from Stepbrothers.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

You know that his, their family. They would sing in the car.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Okay. My. Now we've cleansed the palette.

[Jamie]

You're ready to move on.

[Cutter]

What do you think were the. And I don't again. I, I. It's crazy that we've never spoken about this on here, but what do you think were the greatest acting performances in TV history?

[Jamie]

Whoa, TV history.

[Cutter]

Yeah. We go all time. TV shows, not movies. Specifically TV shows.

[Jamie]

Jim and Edie for sure.

[Cutter]

Yeah. And here's. Yeah. Like, I've never seen the show, but I know James and were the.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

The bet.

[Jamie]

Like, let's just say like, like everyone. Non sopranos.

[Cutter]

Yeah, everybody on soprano. But listen, with James and Edie, I would love to see like, I think people could forever have like the. When people debate about like LeBron or Michael Jordan, who's better? And you have that, like, debate I don't know the answer to. Like, when you see Jim and Edie with like sopranos and stuff and you're like. Because it's like you could, you could get an answer and then why. And then like watch something else or be around something else. You're like, actually, like, it could just keep changing. I don't know. But who. Yeah. Outside of soprano Brian Cranston, Breaking Bad. Yeah, that. That's one for sure. I, I have from Peaky Blinders, Paul Anderson, the guy who played Arthur Shelby. Did you watch Peaky Blinders?

[Jamie]

Oh, James, I know I told you I couldn't do the, the subtitles.

[Cutter]

I couldn't. I. It took me four or five attempts to start the first episode, and I'd watch it and be like, I don't know what they're saying. I don't know what they're saying. And then finally, like, I don't know if it was during COVID Maybe not, but, like, at some point, it finally. Like, once you're on, like, episode three, you're like, this is the best. Like, it's so good.

[Jamie]

Well, there's a show. Oh, Elizabeth Moss and Handmaid's Tale.

[Cutter]

I have. Look right there. She's.

[Jamie]

I mean, it's like, she's just wonderful.

[Cutter]

She was so good that there were times where I was like, they shouldn't be doing this to her. Like, it seemed.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Fucked up. And when you're. When you're watching that show and she's crying in every scene, that means she's crying for weeks straight every single day. Showing up to the set and you're like, man, that's a lot.

[Jamie]

That's exhausting.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I remember when we do Sopranos, if I had to cry once, I was sick for two weeks thinking about it, like, I would just be like, this is the.

[Jamie]

It's a lot. It's a lot of pressure.

[Cutter]

It's. And I'm just not. It's not in my wheelhouse.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Like, the cry is no good. Yeah. I had. You know that guy, Paul Walter Hauser?

[Jamie]

Yeah. You love him. I know.

[Cutter]

He's so wonderful. Can you pull him up? He's such a great actor. Paul Walter Hauser. But he was in that show Blackbird, and he just. I mean, talk about carrying a show.

[Jamie]

Station 11.

[Cutter]

Station 11. Very good here. Paul Walter House. This guy is so good and so awesome. I think he's one of the best actors we have.

[Jamie]

For sure. For sure.

[Cutter]

By we, I mean earth. Not like I'm an actor or something.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Yeah. Station 11 if. Why is Cutter calling me?

[Cutter]

Speaker.

[Jamie]

Hello? Oh, McConaughey. True detective. No one even close. He said, I literally could. You see the slight panic in my face because I thought something was wrong with the child.

[Cutter]

He's like, you're gonna win that same competition, damn it. Don't doubt yourself.

[Jamie]

Yeah. McConaughey and True Detective.

[Cutter]

McConaughey, True Detective.

[Jamie]

Very wonderful.

[Cutter]

Very good.

[Jamie]

What does the Internet say? What is it?

[Cutter]

I could just picture him outside, so frustrated that we're not saying that.

[Jamie]

Gammapini. There he is.

[Cutter]

John Hamm.

[Jamie]

Oh, Succession.

[Cutter]

Yes, Succession.

[Jamie]

Yeah, A bunch of those guys.

[Cutter]

Very. Oh, Ted. Ted Lasso. Get that off the screen. Best performance ever. Ted Lasso. Give me A break. Steve Carell, the Office. Very good.

[Jamie]

John Ham was wonderful in Mad Men. Yes.

[Cutter]

You know who? You know who? Quietly. Very good. This will be controversial. Will Smith in Fresh Prince, when he had to, like, cry or, like, be emotional. Unreal. But I'm just saying, when you talk about, like, all time, you don't think of, like, Will Smith and Fresh Prince, but when he had that, like, scenes about his dad and he was crying and this, it was, like, also hard.

[Jamie]

To do that type of comedy and keep it real, you know what I mean? And keep it grounded. That's a sitcom. Comedy is actually incredibly difficult.

[Cutter]

And when he was crying, like, when he would have his, like, crying episodes and stuff that's in front of hundreds.

[Jamie]

Of people, it's really moved you, clearly.

[Cutter]

Yeah, he's very, very good.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Look at this cutter. Internet agrees with you. He's McConaughey's right up there.

[Cutter]

Julia Jury, Julie Louis Dreyfus and Veep. I've never seen.

[Jamie]

Yes. That was a fantastic performance.

[Cutter]

As Turner and Shogun. Oh, I. I saw Shogun, but I don't remember who is. Who would. A better Call Saul. Never saw. I try.

[Jamie]

I want to get Wire. I've never seen the one. Have you seen the Wire?

[Cutter]

I tried to get into it. It just feels too slow for me. Oh, I hear it's the best. And I think they're right. Like, I think it is very good. Yeah. After that first season, it gets really good. Right. That's the thing. I hear you got to push through the first season. It's just so slow.

[Jamie]

Yeah. So Rob and I just mentioned this show that. I mean, I. It came out during COVID and they were shot during COVID and it was about a pandemic, but it was made before the pandemic actually happened and they had to pick up again. It is wonderful.

[Cutter]

It's really good.

[Jamie]

You know, it's one of those shows, too, every once in a while where, like, no one is a real marquee name or face that, you know, and so you're just completely. You drop in immediately into this world.

[Cutter]

Yeah, it's.

[Jamie]

It's some of the best acting and best storytelling. It's just. Oh, the oa.

[Cutter]

Oh, how.

[Jamie]

Many shows during COVID that would just like. And then we would just, like. We would be so moved at the end, the last scene when they told.

[Cutter]

The dance the oa. I mean, to me. To me, that's the best season of a show ever.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

The first season of the oa. But I know. I know a lot of people hate it and whatever.

[Jamie]

But I think I loved it so much.

[Cutter]

I think it's the best.

[Jamie]

I think it's that Jason Isaacs was phenomenal in that. Everyone was. Yeah.

[Cutter]

But we didn't tell a Jason Bateman. Very good actor.

[Jamie]

Ozark. Bateman. Julia Garner in. Yeah, in Ozark.

[Cutter]

Very. Yeah.

[Jamie]

I love Jason Bateman. I love him in anything he does. I'm watching Black Rabbit right now.

[Cutter]

I got to start it. You like it?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Okay. Yeah, I'm going to start it.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I watch.

[Cutter]

What about that?

[Jamie]

It makes fun of me. They watch in 25 minute increments because I'm so tired.

[Cutter]

But, yeah, that, that. When I. When I get enough time to watch that Guinness, that show about the Guinness family on Netflix, that's going to be.

[Jamie]

So is that a documentary?

[Cutter]

No, no, no. It's like, it looks like Peaky Blinders is, like. It's like a new show about the Guinness family. Oh.

[Jamie]

I recommend the Charlie Sheen documentary if you haven't watched it.

[Cutter]

Well, you also said Billy Joel documentary, right?

[Jamie]

Yes. The Billy Joel documentary is so good. So, so good. I've. I'm such a Billy Joel fan. Always have been. I mean, I'm from long Island. My 18th birthday, my brother surprised me and took me to his concert, msg. But, like, I didn't really know about him and his life and. And such a. He was just such a rebel in the music industry. It was very cool to learn about him. But the Charlie Sheen documentary, it's just so human. He's so. He owns it all. He's vulnerable. He's authentic. There's nothing he denies. He. He goes to all the places. And you. You really get checked. I mean, I can remember, like, winning Tiger Blood, like, all that time and like, the way that the world kind of, like, rallied behind him and cheered it on. But knowing that this man has a severe drug problem.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

And that nobody was, like, stopping him. It's. It was tragic but beautiful. And I loved it. I highly. It's only two episodes. I really recommend it.

[Cutter]

Well, that's what they say. A lot of time for, like, celebrities and with addiction and, like, it's hard to hit rock bottom because a lot of times, like, people like regular addiction and they hit rock bottom because, like, they don't have any money left. They start doing horrible things that were like, Charlie Sheen was making a million dollars an episode.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And, like, he's.

[Jamie]

And then he was getting blackmailed left and right. And then, you know, they talked to his kids after and, you know, he's like, his whole focus now is just to rehabilitate his relationship with his children.

[Cutter]

Wow. And does he talk to all of them?

[Jamie]

Yeah. And one of his sons, because he had twin boys. One of them, they were interviewing him and he was just like, I love my dad when he's sober. We have the best relationship when he's sober.

[Cutter]

Put that on a shirt. I love my dad when he's sober. But it was just gonna be a lot of us wearing that on Sundays.

[Jamie]

He's like, they're so different, but their sense of humor bonds them. Like, he, like, he leaves, like, little post its notes. Like, when he opens his cookie, it'll just be like, you. Like Charlie will, like, you know, it's like the way their humor. And then one of his daughters, he said there was, like, this pivotal moment. I don't want to give it away. Where she was in the backseat of the car, and that was like a moment for him to be like, I'm done. I like to see her face right now and think about what her internal monologue is like. I'm done with this. I'm going to be sober. I hope. I hope he gets a second chance. I really do. Like, I, you know, I. I root for people that have, you know, humility, and I'm all about forgiveness. And he's. He's forgiven himself, which was, like, really beautiful to watch, you know?

[Cutter]

Yeah. Come on. The pod, Charl.

[Jamie]

Hell, yeah. Remember, I shot a pilot with Charlie. I mean, we weren't in. We weren't in any scenes together, but Doug Ellen, who created Entourage, Shout Out. Doug, good friend of mine a couple of years ago, wrote this pilot that was kind of like Entourage style mockumentary. Ish. About, like, all these people making podcasts. And it was. And Charlie was the lead of it, and I was in it of a girl in the network that had a podcast, and Kevin Dillon was in it and Kevin Connolly. We had so much fun shooting it. It just never went anywhere.

[Cutter]

I didn't know Sheen was the lead.

[Jamie]

Yeah, it was all about Charlie and him trying to get. Make money again and have redemption. And he was going to start a podcast.

[Cutter]

Yeah, I met him in New York because we were. Well, we were. We're friends with Aton, and I went to Aton's place in Chuck Zito. Remember Chuck Zito?

[Jamie]

He's in the documentary Best.

[Cutter]

Chuck Zito is the greatest.

[Jamie]

He is.

[Cutter]

He was there. And he was doing security guard work for Charlie at the time because Charlie was doing Radio City Music Hall. So, like, I did like the big hello with Chuck. And then he's like, come here. Come talk to Charlie. And then Charlie was just like so nice, super nice guy. And he was, I think he said he was drinking like 20 coffees a day at the time because he was sober. Yeah, he was like just getting sober, I think. And he was just like sipping a coffee every second of the day.

[Jamie]

Sean Penn was saying, he's like the, the chemistry that makes up Charlie Sheen is not human. Like, the amount of drugs and things that this guy did on a daily basis, like anyone would be dead. Like any. And he's just. He does have tiger blood.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

You know what I mean? Like, he does. He's made up of something else.

[Cutter]

He was just spitting facts.

[Jamie]

That's right. But he was never unkind. That's the thing. I mean, I mean, look, he had volatile fights with his wives and issues, but that was the drugs. But it's just, it was very interesting. Again, I recommend it.

[Cutter]

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[Jamie]

Such a dad thing.

[Cutter]

It's very. So what I got. I got two shoehorns.

[Jamie]

You did?

[Cutter]

I have one that's like the size of this pen, right? Not that, you know, you could just pop up.

[Jamie]

They come in other sizes.

[Cutter]

I got one, Jamie, that's like three. Three feet long and has a handle on it. You could. If you guys look that up so that you don't have to bend down.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God.

[Cutter]

You just put your foot in the shoe. Wow. The three foot shoe horn. Those are back scratchers.

[Jamie]

There it is. It's like a baseball bat.

[Cutter]

Yeah. And you put it in the back and Jamie, your shoe just slides in. So. So here's what.

[Jamie]

There it is.

[Cutter]

Here's that. I have that. I use it every time I walk out of my apartment now. And here's the thing, Jamie. I'm walking out of my apartment to leave for when I was leaving for New York and I used a long shoehorn. And then I go, wait, I can. Because, like, there's just. Sometimes things don't click with me that, like, you can do whatever you want. And I go, I could put that little shoehorn in my book bag and take it to the airport and I could have it with me in New York. But even more importantly, I could have it with me at the airport when they asked me to take my shoes off and I have to put my shoes.

[Jamie]

You do not use your shoehorn at the. At the security.

[Cutter]

I sure did. Roll the tape. Everybody come take my hand. But we could call the airport. We get the footage.

[Jamie]

Maybe that's what that guy was freaking out about. They took his shoehorn.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I'm not to take a step. Oh, he's my favorite. So, yeah, So I go, I. And Jamie, can I tell you, it brought a sense of ease to. When they go, you're going to take your shoes off. I go, no problem. Yeah. I go, no problem, lady. I take my shoes off, I put them in the thing. I had it in my book bag in the top pocket. As soon as I got to the other side, I grabbed my shoes, put them on the floor. I go in the top pocket, take the shoehorn out, pop, pop back, and guess what? I'm walking away while all these morons are sitting there trying to tie their. Get their shoes on this. Robbie's going to the gate, baby. I took a solid 45 seconds off my time from security to gate.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And kept Your nervous system in a parasympathetic state.

[Cutter]

Yes. Which is when you get older. And by the way, when I. When I put that shoehorn in my book bag, I said, I'm an old guy.

[Jamie]

You're owning it.

[Cutter]

Yeah. I'm an old grown up now for you. Oh, let's go. We got. We got the sandwich guy. And by the way, guys, I think it's. I think it's time can. Speaking of people, we need to get in touch with. You think you could try and get in touch with the sandwich guy and. And see if he wants to come on the show? Because I see him commenting on our Instagram, so he's aware of what's going on. We gotta.

[Jamie]

He knows we exist.

[Cutter]

Just for a call in. We'll get him for five minutes. I want to know. I want to hear his passion.

[Jamie]

We'll send him a message.

[Cutter]

Thank you. Yes. All right, let's see what we got for this week. Amy.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Sandwich Guy]

Time to make us some witch.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Sandwich Guy]

First we're gonna throw in a little Calabrese hot peppers. How you doing? Come on, bro. This Calabrese hot chili pepper. You know what? It's good for the tailpipe. Now we're gonna throw on a little hot. Super sad.

[Cutter]

You know, legend has it that's the sound Italian people sleep to. You know, some people sleep to a fan or a white noise. They sleep to the meat slicer.

[Sandwich Guy]

Of course, we got to draw the fresh mozzarella. Don't forget if it don't bleed.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God. It's like send it back dripping everywhere.

[Sandwich Guy]

Go up a little bit right there. Come on, bro. Look at the milk that comes out of here. Forget about my nudge, bro. Forget about.

[Cutter]

It's a little too much cheese for me, I gotta say.

[Sandwich Guy]

Look at that milk. You got chocolate, the chip cookies. Now we draw on a few long knots.

[Cutter]

Here's the number one question. I want to ask him why he leaves the stems on the long hops.

[Jamie]

Maybe it does something to the flavor when you cut it off.

[Cutter]

That's too much. I don't want the hot honey. I want the hot honey or the balsamic, not both. I love this guy. And he's always with that back foot.

[Jamie]

Always happy.

[Cutter]

He always has the back foot. Little raise. He's got that stance. Yeah. Maybe we get him on jame.

[Jamie]

I'm down.

[Cutter]

I hope, I hope, I hope we get him. I'll ask him what he thinks about my shoehorn. Yeah. With my shoehorn. Move. Yeah. Oh, is. Is Tanner around? I want to ask Tanner something. Can we get Tanner in?

[Jamie]

Yeah, we can get Tanner.

[Cutter]

All right.

[Jamie]

Can I go pee while you get Tanner?

[Cutter]

Oh, you want it? Okay. Yeah.

[Jamie]

We're gonna pause for a sec.

[Cutter]

All right. How is your pee, Amy Lee? Yammy P. Good.

[Jamie]

Better. This hit me right away.

[Cutter]

Did we ever talk about your. You just had another uti. Did we bring that up on here?

[Jamie]

I mean, I didn't think we needed to.

[Cutter]

I thought that's our. That's kind of our thing. That's our bread and butter.

[Jamie]

It's all. It's all healed.

[Cutter]

Okay. You're back.

[Jamie]

Feeling great. Back.

[Cutter]

Great. So you really had to be. You didn't just think you had to be.

[Jamie]

No, I really had to.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Okay, listen, Tanner, everybody did a great job with the game show, preparing it, everything.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Cutter]

Tanner did a great job as the host. Thank you. Wonderful job, Tanner. So what I was thinking could be fun for not. Not the next episode, maybe, like, two weeks from now, three or whatever. Would you want to be the sound guy for an episode? Oh, dude.

[Jamie]

Yeah, man.

[Cutter]

Yes, dude. Yeah. I'm a button pusher. Tell you what. Perfect. So. So all what we could do is I'll. You. You won't tell us any of the sounds we're going to hear, and I'll just. I'll try and give you the outline a few days before. So you could put stuff that, like, goes to it or then just your own thing or whatever you think from knowing the pod. And then you just freestyle. Okay. Yeah, that sounds. That sounds dope. All right, good. Maybe we got a sound guy now.

[Jamie]

I love it. Wow.

[Cutter]

Add something new to the pot. Maybe you and Jamie could put, like, together a list of, like, 20 sounds. You guys, like, 10 sounds, and then I. I'll throw in some of my own. Yeah, I know. I think it should be. I think we want it to come from you. Just mystery sounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

And we got a board for you to play with, too.

[Cutter]

Yeah, we're just gonna give them the board back there and go to town. I'll go to town it.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Perfect. And then here's the. Here's the other thing. I was thinking maybe it depends if you think this is a good idea. I was just coming out of the bathroom, and I realized maybe you. Maybe whenever you're having free time or whatever, and you hear somebody go in the bathroom, maybe you interview them when they come out and be like, hey, what happened in there? And then we'll play it on here.

[Jamie]

It's a good segment.

[Cutter]

Get Like a cutter post piss interview. Well, yeah, we'll just see whoever. Whenever you. In the next three weeks, whenever you. Whenever you're not busy and you see somebody going in the bathroom, just wait for them outside, and then when. Surprise them when they walk out. Style interview.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And we could. We could get the, like. What is the. What is the TMZ noise? We'll call it tmp. Yeah. Poop and pee.

[Jamie]

Tanner's post tpp.

[Cutter]

Yeah. You got. We got to make. We got to figure out our own noise for that. Yeah, yeah.

[Jamie]

Or tpb Tanner's post bathroom.

[Cutter]

Yeah. And then come out, maybe. You know what you should do, too? You should get, like. You know those, like, things you pull in? Like, confetti comes out. When they come out, you should hit them with the confetti and be like, how'd it go in there? TRT Tanner's restroom time.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Trt.

[Jamie]

Trt.

[Cutter]

Perfect. Well, listen, I had those. I had those two ideas for you. I think. I think it's gonna be a great pod movie. Are we only doing men's or, like. Because I feel like if I, like, bum rush a girl after, like, I.

[Jamie]

Would have loved for you to be at the door just now.

[Cutter]

Oh, really? They love it. Women love it. Some flow.

[Jamie]

Some flow.

[Cutter]

This is how it would go.

[Jamie]

Am I. No. I'm not on my cycle? Is that what you're asking me?

[Cutter]

No, no, no. I would ask if, like, the Red river's flowing. If that was like. Well, I wouldn't press you on your menstrual shit. Really?

[Jamie]

You can.

[Cutter]

Okay.

[Jamie]

You would know. I'm kidding.

[Cutter]

I'm synced up.

[Jamie]

I got a little thing you'd notice.

[Cutter]

Yeah. So that. Yeah, no, listen, I. Listen, the women love it. Oh, yeah. For the women, it could be called, like, tampon. Tanner's tampon talk.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Little triple T. Yeah. This is great. And then. You know what? I won't. We won't know what's coming. You'll just surprise us. And whenever you have it, you tell us, hey, we got some tpt, and you hit us with it. Boom. Oh, I'm excited, Jamie.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Cutter]

This is. Yeah, we don't know. All right. What, do we have a memory lane?

[Jamie]

I know exactly what this is.

[Cutter]

Wow. I wouldn't know what the. This is on Sopranos. Okay. Yeah, this is.

[Jamie]

You want to guess it since I know?

[Cutter]

Sure. I'll say that the. Well, I have to do the math off of how old I would be, and then you.

[Jamie]

I'm gonna just say what season.

[Cutter]

Well, no, I don't even know because when.

[Jamie]

It aired and when we shot it is so different.

[Cutter]

Right? Damn. I'm gonna. I'm gonna say season five, six. What is it?

[Jamie]

Three.

[Cutter]

Oh, I was way off. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Season three. This is the episode where I go to meet Finn's dad, and I just remember it so clearly because it was. It was a moment for Meadow where she. He asks me, what does your father do for a living? And, you know, she's like, new girlfriend, like, wanting to impress. And she was like, oh, he does environmental cleanup, like, waste management. And, you know, it's just like those. We didn't get many scenes like that, but I always thought they were important because you just see how the kids have to face the world and, like, what they have to say. So it was, like, an important moment to see that. Am I right? Season three episode. I don't know.

[Cutter]

It's episode six from season three, but I think you're still with Noah at that.

[Jamie]

Oh, it's Noah's dad. It's Noah's dad.

[Cutter]

You got too into detail. You had the answer. You got too into detail with it.

[Jamie]

Yeah, Noah's dad. That's right. I never met Finn's parents.

[Cutter]

On the show, when you, like, if you were on stage somewhere and somebody asked you, like, what's the first. Like, because we're talking about this now, but, like, what's the first memory that, like, pops into your head when you think of Sopranos?

[Jamie]

Our first day at work.

[Cutter]

Our first day at work ever. And what do you remember from it?

[Jamie]

Everything, really. It was my first time really on a set. Everything. We were shooting the scene where we're touring the nursing home with Livia.

[Cutter]

That was our first day, really?

[Jamie]

Because I remember I wrote about this in the book. In my book. I turned to you because when we got to set our stand, ins were rehearsing, and I didn't know what a stand in was, and I was, like, so nervous. I'm like, wait a minute. Like, am I, like, still, like, trying out for this? Like, this is a girl that, like, kind of looks like me? And, like, I asked you, and you were like, that's our stand in, by.

[Cutter]

The way, that when we finished the game show, I texted you and, like, after you, we both left the studio, and I was like, I'm so happy you finished writing your book, because I. I didn't want. God forbid we finished that game show with those vibes and you had to go home and write about me. It would have been bad.

[Jamie]

Listen, nobody comes out better than you and Cutter in my book.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, the gambler Love letter to you both.

[Cutter]

Oh, the theater boys. Yeah, I love that.

[Jamie]

Theater boys.

[Cutter]

How. How long?

[Jamie]

That's what I'm gonna write in my acknowledgment section to my theater boys.

[Cutter]

How long until we get to see?

[Jamie]

Next week. I'll have a copy to send you next week. I can email it to you.

[Cutter]

I saw the. I need a hard copy to read. I can't read.

[Jamie]

Oh, then that's gonna be a minute.

[Cutter]

I'm a mess. Well, yeah, you showed me the front cover. Yeah, yeah, you. So you did the photo shoot that.

[Jamie]

That was actually just a photo that I had. That.

[Cutter]

How easy.

[Jamie]

Because you have to get, like, I. There was a very specific, like, vibe that I wanted to represent what the book kind of, like the. The feeling of the book that I want to give to people. Right. Because it's not just, like. It's not just a memoir. I don't. I don't know if I'm allowed to be talking about this, but whatever. It's not just, like, here's my life and, like, fun stories for my life. Like, I really want people to, like, finish my book and never think about me again. But more, see, like, what I was able to gain from going back through my life and hoping that you can do that for yourself, because it was just such a cathartic and. And healing experience for me and just shifted my perspective in so many ways. And so that was just kind of like what I wanted to embody in the photo. And so I had sent them this photo shoot I had done in the past, being like, this is the type of photo that I want. And then we made a mock cover of it, and we were like, well, I guess that's the photo. Yeah.

[Cutter]

Oh, that's gotta be. Because you had to be not looking forward to the day you'd have to shoot that. Right.

[Jamie]

Like, the COVID I don't know. I don't know. Everything about writing this book was incredibly difficult and great, but. Yeah. So I'm just glad it's.

[Cutter]

How long ago did you start this process?

[Jamie]

A year and a half ago.

[Cutter]

A year and a half.

[Jamie]

I sold it. A year and a half? I, like, I. I sold it to a publisher a year and a half ago not having anything written.

[Cutter]

And what was it? Was that, like, the first meeting you had, you sold it?

[Jamie]

I had, like, eight meetings.

[Cutter]

Oh, wow.

[Jamie]

And then I had a little bidding war, which was fun.

[Cutter]

Oh, bidding for Yangi.

[Jamie]

Yeah. But, you know, I actually Got. I'll. I'll humble brag for a second. I got a really nice phone call from my like book agent yesterday because he finished it and he told me that he was like everything that you wanted to do and you talked about in those pitch meetings you did, which.

[Cutter]

Made me feel really good. Yeah, that's great.

[Jamie]

Yeah, thanks.

[Cutter]

A good title for your book. I'm not afraid. Yeah, Hell yeah. I'm not afraid of anybody. Yeah, you on the COVID you on the book. Just like giving them 18 use and smashing your sunglasses every time you walk into like a signing, like a book signing, you just. You'd pull the whole thing.

[Jamie]

Oh my God. Imagine if I bring him on the road with me for my book tour. Hype him up, man.

[Cutter]

He's your bus driver. He's your tour bus driver. Something we haven't done in a very long time. I actually forgot that we do this. We were just on the Sopranos thing. Who knows less about Sopranos? Do we have a question?

[Jamie]

All right, we do.

[Cutter]

Our email if you want to email us. Not today. Pill podcast, gmail.com. our phone number, 512-387-1880.

[Jamie]

Soft talker.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

What was Tony's name during his coma induced dream sequence in season six, episode two? Phil.

[Cutter]

No, no, wait, hold on. Wait, it's something. Finn. No, not Finn. Oh, Soprano's fans are so angry at us. It's so funny.

[Jamie]

You're kind of close.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Finnerty, Finnerty.

[Jamie]

Finnerty. Kevin. Finnerty, Kevin, Finnerty.

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Let's go. We watch the show. We're just kidding with you. We watch the show.

[Jamie]

We did it together. Well done.

[Cutter]

That's how you. Man, there's so there are going to be some angry Sopranos fans who couldn't get no Dave. No, they're good. Now they're going to fucking now they're. They're getting on the on board. But when we were. When we were struggling with it, they're going to be like. They're going to be screaming out there at their thing. That was impressive. That was very impressive. All right, double points on this one if you can get it. Okay. What was the pet name for Vito's fireman gay lover? Oh, I know that.

[Jamie]

Johnny Cakes.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Oh, crush again.

[Jamie]

Give us more, give us more.

[Cutter]

You know what? Wait. You know what's really funny? That I thought when we were talking about like angry Sopranos fans. So I was thinking about. I was like, I'm gonna ask you on the show, have you ever been in the shower? And I hate the shower. Yeah. There's evidence all over your face. You've been in the shower. We get it. But have you ever been in the shower and you were soaping, washing your butt, and then you fart and you look back to see if a bubble came up?

[Jamie]

Never. Not once, ever.

[Cutter]

And the reason I wanted to say that on the podcast is just so they can clip that and put it on Instagram so that people can put Sopranos memes going. Oh, my own. There's always, like. There's always like Sopranos memes of just like. Like Tony, like. Like with his head down with his hand and his hand, like, ashamed.

[Jamie]

I just posted one of the best memes that I saw that somebody made of me. Which you're not on Instagram. Do you see? Can you pull it up?

[Cutter]

Pull it up.

[Jamie]

I posted on my Instagram yesterday. Just sort of relevant for the times.

[Cutter]

Look at you in a bra thing. That's. That's very funny.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Cutter]

Go now. Ex this out, please. I saw you in, like, a bra.

[Jamie]

So, my.

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What are we doing?

[Jamie]

My dear friend Morgan works for Aviator Nation and did a collaboration with a bunch of teams and she sent me the Mets, and I wanted to shout her out because she made such a dope. It's such a dope line. They're doing stuff with a bunch of professional sports teams and, you know, just try to, you know, get some heat. You know, I need the heat.

[Cutter]

Are you. Are you a Mets fan or Yankee fan?

[Jamie]

I. I lived in a split down the middle household.

[Cutter]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Because my mom grew up in Washington Heights, so her and Mima were like, Yankee, Yankee all the way. And my dad's from Queens, so he's met.

[Cutter]

Let's. Let's look at Jamie's Instagram. Now. I'm not on Instagram, so I don't know what's going on. What's going on here? What's Yami up to these days?

[Jamie]

It's me and the boys.

[Cutter]

Who's that in that middle photo?

[Jamie]

That's Randy Travis and Clay Walker. I was at a Ms. Charity event that Clay Walker does.

[Cutter]

Are they, like, country stars?

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Cutter]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Cutter]

Get that just from looking at the boys. Teresa Caputo. Shout out Theresa Caputo.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Cutter]

Oh, fake dog.

[Jamie]

Fake bean.

[Cutter]

That's not your real. That's not your real dog. Damn it.

[Jamie]

Nope. That's commercial dog.

[Cutter]

Oh, are those photos from your birthday?

[Jamie]

Yeah. Well, it's just one, but that's when I went to Game on for my birthday. That's me. Oh. I did this. Like, this place. There's this place called Shoe palace has, like, clothes, and they did a whole Sopranos clothing line.

[Cutter]

You're given, like, Soprano vibes.

[Jamie]

But I did a. I did like, a photo shoot for their whole clothing line.

[Cutter]

Is that what your hair really looks like?

[Jamie]

That's my hair.

[Cutter]

Go back one. That looks like you did something special, like Sopranos esque for your hair. I would never know that that's what your hair looked like. I feel like you're doing something there, but I guess that's just what your hair looks like.

[Jamie]

There's my hair. It's just professionally placed, maybe.

[Cutter]

Oh, okay. That's like a very Sopranos feel. Yeah. I don't even know why. I couldn't even explain why. It just feels that way.

[Jamie]

Good. I'm glad. I'm glad we did our job.

[Cutter]

They did what?

[Jamie]

So there's a whole clothing line. If you click through some of the photos. Oh, that's all, like, Sopranos themed.

[Cutter]

Very.

[Jamie]

But some of it's cool, like. Yeah, like that shirt.

[Cutter]

Is that your watch or. They give you that watch?

[Jamie]

I think I was wearing all their jewelry.

[Cutter]

Sopranos. Look at you, Jamie.

[Jamie]

You know, I'm trying.

[Cutter]

You're going to wear a Sopranos outfit on Sunday when we come watch football.

[Jamie]

If you want me to.

[Cutter]

All right, guys.

[Jamie]

Anything for my theater boys.

[Cutter]

Anything for your theater boys. We will see you guys next week. Whoa, whoa. Not today, Capone.

[Jamie]

Not today.