Rob & Jamie Take Kill Tony | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Episode Title: Rob & Jamie Take Kill Tony
Release Date: November 7, 2024
Hosted by: YMH Studios

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1. Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of Not Today, Pal, hosts Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler dive into a variety of humorous and personal topics, showcasing their contrasting personalities and enduring friendship. Jamie's warm demeanor contrasts Rob's grumpy disposition, creating a dynamic and entertaining conversation.

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2. Fermented Plums and Digestive Health

Discussion Highlights: Rob introduces the topic of fermented plums, a remedy Jamie recommended to him for digestive issues.

• Jamie: “It’s a plum... or apricot. Apricot.” [00:54]
• Rob: “I had it and I didn’t poop Monday for the first time in, like, 10 years.” [01:37]

They humorously discuss the potent effects of the plums, with Rob sharing his personal struggles with constipation and the relief he found using Jamie’s recommendation.

• Jamie: “You eat it at night. You drink it with a glass of hot water... you are pooping out everything that was ever inside of you.” [01:20]
• Rob: “I didn't poop Monday for the first time in, like, 10 years.” [01:37]

Notable Moment: Rob recounts calling his friend Danny after Danny took the entire plum, leading to an amusing exchange about Danny’s unexpected reaction.

• Rob: “Danny, he ate the whole plum. And what’s great is we could call him right now and see how he’s doing.” [03:27]
• Danny: “I’m still sweating... It’s like straight ice cream.” [04:19]

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3. Friendship Dynamics and Personal Anecdotes

Rob and Jamie explore the depths of their friendship, highlighting their differences and how they navigate them.

• Rob: “We’ve been friends almost 30 years.” [10:03]
• Jamie: “First time ever I came to your home.” [10:07]

They share personal stories about their living habits, with Rob teasing Jamie about the minimalism of his apartment.

• Jamie: “You could show that. It was so clean.” [10:32]
• Rob: “I have the Roomba, so I don’t.” [11:04]

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4. Experience at Kill Tony Show

The duo recount their visit to the Kill Tony comedy show, with Jamie expressing her initial discomfort and eventual appreciation for the event.

• Jamie: “I get uncomfortable watching comics in general because it makes me so uncomfortable.” [13:36]
• Rob: “Tony is the pro. It was a class in of itself.” [16:38]

Notable Quote: Rob praises Tony for his adept handling of comedians, enhancing Jamie’s respect for the event.

• Rob: “Tony is the pro. It was amazing... he really has it figured out.” [16:38]

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5. Personal Lives and Lifestyle Choices

Rob and Jamie discuss their personal lifestyles, including Rob’s clean living habits contrasted with his past living situation.

• Rob: “My apartment was so tiny... I lived like a hoarder.” [17:04]
• Jamie: “I would have loved it.” [17:42]

They delve into topics like bachelor parties, with Rob expressing his disinterest in traditional celebrations.

• Rob: “I have no desire to do a bachelor party. I like to sit in my clean apartment.” [18:01]

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6. Discussion on Crystals and Personal Beliefs

Jamie candidly talks about her investment in crystals, revealing a personal side that contrasts with Rob’s more pragmatic approach.

• Rob: “How much money in your life have you spent on crystals?” [31:08]
• Jamie: “I’ve spent around $4,000...” [31:14]

They humorously discuss the value and presence of crystals in Jamie’s home.

• Jamie: “I have three big ones... and a lot of little ones.” [32:23]
• Rob: “I confuse my palo santo with my crystals sometimes.” [32:38]

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7. Childhood Memories and Graduation

The hosts reminisce about their time on The Sopranos, sharing a nostalgic look at their characters' lives.

• Jamie: “I remember going up on the stage and learning that my middle name was Mariangela.” [33:05]
• Rob: “Do we look like a real family there? I think we do.” [33:17]

Notable Insight: Their shared experiences on the set foster a deeper understanding of their long-standing friendship.

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8. Family and Parenting Stories

Jamie shares heartfelt stories about her son Beau, highlighting the challenges and joys of parenting.

• Jamie: “Bo is my son, spelled B-E-A-U. If you have a son named Bo spelled B-O, think again.” [35:37]
• Rob: “He was so excited about the videos Jamie got for him.” [36:11]

They discuss the humorous mispronunciations of Beau’s name and the supportive community surrounding him.

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9. Closing Remarks

Rob and Jamie wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter and plans for future engagements, reinforcing their bond and setting the stage for upcoming episodes.

• Rob: “What a wholesome way to wrap up.” [37:24]
• Jamie: “Whoa, whoa. Not today.” [37:52]

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Conclusion

This episode of Not Today, Pal offers listeners a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions. Rob and Jamie's chemistry shines through as they navigate topics ranging from digestive health remedies to childhood memories, all while maintaining their unique and entertaining dynamic.

Notable Quotes Recap:

• Jamie: “It’s a plum... or apricot. Apricot.” [00:54]
• Rob: “I had it and I didn’t poop Monday for the first time in, like, 10 years.” [01:37]
• Rob: “Tony is the pro. It was amazing...” [16:38]
• Jamie: “Bo is my son... think again.” [35:37]

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Stay tuned for more episodes of Not Today, Pal as Rob and Jamie continue to explore their friendship and share their unique perspectives on everyday life.

Transcript

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[Rob]

Listen, sometimes we pod. I'm like, all right, we're going to pause. Good. And then other times, you're just more excited. I'm more excited to pod today.

[Jamie]

You are?

[Rob]

Yeah. We got. Because we have. So Jamie gave me some sort of plum. What? What did you tell people what you gave me?

[Jamie]

Okay. It's a fermented plum, right? It's a plum or apricot. Apricot.

[Rob]

How do you say that? Apricot. Apricot.

[Jamie]

Apricot.

[Rob]

Apricot, right?

[Jamie]

Yeah, it's a plum. It is, like, fermented for like 30 years or something. I don't know what the process is, but you take a little nibble.

[Rob]

Right. When you explain it to me, it was like an edible. Like, you were like, you only take a little bit. You, like, don't take it. Right.

[Jamie]

Because you got to find out what your dose is.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

You eat it at night. You drink it with a glass of hot water.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Or warm water. And in the next morning, you are pooping out everything that was ever inside of you.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

It's glorious. I do it, like three times a week at least.

[Rob]

Right. So I had it and I didn't poop Monday for the first time in, like, 10 years. Yeah. 10 years that I could remember in the last, like, 10 years where I didn't. I didn't go to the bathroom.

[Jamie]

Right. As anything you clock.

[Rob]

Yeah. I had to wake up at 4am sometimes. Work. I'm a big working guy now. I got multiple jobs. I'm here, I'm there. I'm. Man, I feel bad for me. So I woke up, didn't go to the bathroom all day, came home, had to go to bed to go to work next day. And I. I was just like, wow. I didn't go. So then work Tuesday, then didn't have to work Wednesday. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to take the plum.

[Jamie]

So you didn't poop on Tuesday either?

[Rob]

No, Tuesday I did, but it was pathetic. It wasn't what I'm.

[Jamie]

It was just enough to give you just enough of a release, right.

[Rob]

To make me not, like, have knees shaking while I'm out at work all day. Yeah. I was like, okay, at least something came out. But this was. And, guys, if you don't like poop talk, sorry, but there's gonna be a little bit here. So I. So now I'm like, all right, Tuesday night, I'm like, I'm taking the plum.

[Jamie]

And you sent me a picture of how much you bit a nice bit off.

[Rob]

I took a nice bit.

[Jamie]

You ate almost half.

[Rob]

Took a nice bit.

[Jamie]

I told you to have a quarter.

[Rob]

Next day. Well, I'm gonna try and keep this as not gross as possible, but I went good five times, like, full. It was like everything ever. It was perfect. It was glorious, right? So now I go, the other day, when was it? Wednesday, I go to eat with a buddy, or Thursday I go to eat with a buddy. And I'm like, yeah. I'm telling him about this, and I'm like, oh. And he's like, oh, give me one. Like, I don't have them. Jamie has them. But I'm like, I think they have them at Sun Life. You told me that this place Sun Life, but.

[Jamie]

But they charge $7. Aplomb. I mean, I bought a very large bag of them for $50. That would probably then be $4,000 if you bought it the way that place is selling it. But continue.

[Rob]

I'm sorry, where did you order yours from?

[Jamie]

Let me just give you some plums. I got a lot.

[Rob]

And they're. They're Japanese. Fermented plum.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I think it's called share.

[Rob]

So. Right. So I. I tell him about this, and he's like, oh, I'm going to get that and whatever. And I'm like, yeah, okay. So I tell him, like, you know, you say whatever. We go to Sun Life, he grabs one, and he hits me up today. And he's like, dude, I took the plum. He's like, I can't get off the toilet. And I'm like, well, how much did you eat? He's like, what do you mean, how much?

[Jamie]

He ate the whole plum, Jamie.

[Rob]

He ate the whole plum. And what's great is we could call him right now and see how he's doing. And that's what I'm so excited for. I want to see how he is.

[Jamie]

This.

[Rob]

My buddy Danny, he called me today, and he was struggling.

[Jamie]

He might be mid poo poo.

[Rob]

So I said to him. I said to him, well, didn't you read the package? He's like, it's in Japanese. Yo, yo, what's good, bro? Can you guys hear this in the back? Yeah. All right. Yo, you're on the podcast. Tell how you doing.

[Danny]

I'm still sweating.

[Rob]

Yeah, you said your hands were sweating a lot, right, bro?

[Danny]

Hands are sweating. My forehead is literally sweating. I'm standing about 5ft from the bathroom.

[Rob]

How many times have you gone already?

[Danny]

Like three times.

[Jamie]

Is it diarrhea?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. It's like straight ice cream.

[Jamie]

Oh, God.

[Rob]

And.

[Danny]

And you know what's worse? I, I. I talked to Rob earlier, and he's like, oh, why didn't you read the label? I'm like, it's in a different language.

[Rob]

Yeah, but what did you say? Also, he's like, there's a help line on here.

[Danny]

Like, there's a helpline on the label.

[Jamie]

Are you gonna give him a ring?

[Danny]

I'm gonna tell him to change the language. The number is shorter.

[Rob]

All right, bro. We'll be podcasting for the next, like, 45 minutes, so if anything happens, keep. Keep us posted. Call me. All right, Peace.

[Jamie]

Wow. Well, it works, guys. It works, you know, especially for, like, I know a lot of women that will be constipated for days, and it's just kind of their norm. This is. This has been a game changer for me.

[Rob]

Why is that?

[Jamie]

And it tastes good.

[Rob]

Why is it women seem to be more constipated than men? Because I hear that, too.

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Rob]

The period. Something about the period. I don't know, maybe. So it throws you on, makes you cycle with the.

[Jamie]

With the period.

[Rob]

I don't know, because what's. What else would it be? You're. We're. You're. Eat. If you're married to a dude, you're eating the same stuff he's. And you're not.

[Jamie]

I feel like we're. Yeah, maybe we're. I don't know. Our eating habits can be different sometimes. I don't know.

[Rob]

I wonder if it's the shame.

[Jamie]

The shame about pooping?

[Rob]

Yeah. Because men, it's like, yeah, whatever. I took a. With women, it's like, you're not supposed to. I wonder if it's a man, if it's a mental constipation.

[Jamie]

I definitely don't have shame around it.

[Rob]

But I'm saying, like, deep, you know, where you don't even.

[Jamie]

I told you, I get announced in my house whenever that happens.

[Rob]

Right? Well, you have.

[Jamie]

And that makes me fart, like, as I walk.

[Rob]

Yeah, you Have a bunch of stuff you've told us.

[Jamie]

Keep me loose.

[Rob]

Yeah, it keeps you loose.

[Jamie]

I'm an actor.

[Rob]

What does that have to do.

[Jamie]

I don't know. Can I be the Plum spokesperson?

[Rob]

Yeah, we know. I would love to do.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God. We should do a YMH commercial for the Plum.

[Rob]

Can we. Can we try and get them as a sponsor, please? We want the. We want the Plum guys as a sponsor.

[Jamie]

Can't you see, Tom? Like with the plum.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

All of us instructing you how much to eat.

[Rob]

All of us. Yeah. I really like it.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

I have another great thing for you. I think you're really gonna love it. More than the plum. I think you're really gonna love this. Can you show the clip from Twitter that I told you to start at the end? Like the news clip thing?

[News Anchor]

This. You had a death in your. In your family. You thought there was a burial or a cremation, and then you find out the body ended up here. Shocking to say the least, certainly.

[Rob]

So a lot of questions remain tonight. Jim. Thank you, Jamie. You thought there was a burial. What did you say?

[Jamie]

Oh, I wasn't even, like, clicking for me.

[Rob]

You were listening.

[Jamie]

No, I was like something was gonna come up.

[Rob]

No, play that one more time for Yamilee. Yamilee said, well, tell them your take first. Tell them your stance.

[Jamie]

I think they take up the bodies. I don't think that they stay in the ground or in the caskets.

[Rob]

I think that there's enough ground for all the bodies that have died.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Rob]

So you think something. They're shenanigans. You're anti. Big funeral. And he said, you want to take down big fun. So go ahead. Let's play the clip one more time.

[News Anchor]

Look at this. You had a death in your. In your family. You thought there was a burial or a cremation. And then you find out the body ended up here so that.

[Jamie]

Oh, so they, like, close it and you're walking with the casket, but it's fucking empty.

[Rob]

Maybe. Now let's play the full. Let's play the full clip from the beginning.

[News Anchor]

Take a look. Another busy day out here on Detroit's east side, just down the road from City Airport. Sources say they have removed several boxes of what is believed to be human remains. Sources say many, many people. This was a big operation. And get this inside this business. A saw used to cut up bodies, it is believed. All taken away as evidence to the Wayne County Medical Examiner's Office, where it will be tested. This business is known as International Biological. It advertised As a medical educational service provider. The owner is Art Rathburn. International mortician license has had in Michigan since 1982. But the big question is, did he get human bodies illegally, and was he selling them illegally? Just moments ago, the owner, we believe, showed up. I tried to ask him some questions. Mr. Rathburn, will you talk with us? What do you have to hide, sir?

[Jamie]

A lot.

[Rob]

What are you hiding?

[Jamie]

Is he putting them in the. In boxes for.

[Rob]

But you think Biological International is a little fraudulent? You think. It sounds like he, like, Googled, like, International.

[Jamie]

Biological International.

[Rob]

One of the worst. Yeah, but, Jamie, I think you're on to something.

[Jamie]

I'm. You know, I. It's the reason I stood by it.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

Wow. Maybe there's no bodies.

[Jamie]

Never felt smarter in my life.

[Rob]

Yeah. Maybe there's no bodies in the ground. Maybe it's all shenanigans.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I mean, think about it. Think about it. You really don't. You're not, like, part of the whole process. Right. You don't see them close it and, you know, there's always like, a. We've got it. We'll take care of it, and then hand it off.

[Rob]

It's like a childbirth when people are like, I don't want to be separated from the baby because I want to make noise. Yeah. Wow. Yami. You might. You might have a big funeral. Watch out. Jamie Lee's coming for you.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Big, big funeral. You versus me.

[Rob]

We have so much to talk about. So we've been friends almost 30 years.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

And for the first time ever, you came to my home.

[Jamie]

First time ever. I wait, and I have a picture that I took. Hold on.

[Rob]

From my apartment.

[Jamie]

I took a picture inside your apartment.

[Rob]

I don't want to show everyone my apartment.

[Jamie]

I didn't take it of your apartment necessarily. I just needed, like, to show the one thing you had in your apartment, which was.

[Rob]

Oh, it's the one thing I have. I think I have, like, three things.

[Jamie]

A bowl of avocados. That's all he had on his counter.

[Rob]

Yeah. You could show that. Yeah, It's a bowl of avocados. What's hell? What's hell?

[Jamie]

And hats.

[Rob]

What's hell? Hats.

[Jamie]

That's all you can see. It was so clean. Yeah, it was creepy clean and just, like, empty and minimalist and like, me, I'm clean. What I imagined it to be, but way more clean than I thought it was gonna be. Like, your bathroom was, like, very clean.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Is that because you knew I was coming?

[Rob]

No, I just don't have a lot of stuff. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Like, you can get, like, dust on things. Like you. It was clean.

[Rob]

Well, I have the. The Roomba, so I don't. Yeah.

[Jamie]

But I'm even on, like, the bathtub. Like, I looked.

[Rob]

No, in the bathtub. It's a little dusty because I don't really go in the bathtub a lot. Sometimes you can get a little.

[Jamie]

Okay. Well, anyway, I was very impressed.

[Rob]

Time.

[Jamie]

First time.

[Rob]

Crazy. Like, is this the first?

[Jamie]

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[Rob]

ABC Wednesday. Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears. I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversation. The wheel. Come on. Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults? If you watch the news lately, that's not a thing anymore. Series premiere Wednesday, 8.7Central on ABC and stream on Hulu. We went tell them what we did.

[Jamie]

We went to the mothership and we saw the Kill Tony show.

[Rob]

Kill Tony. And I've always seen Kill Tony. And I'm like, oh, that's great that being there.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

If you've never been. And I'm not. I'm not trying to sell it ever, they're fine. But, like, when you're there, it's such a different vibe. Like, it's just so much more like, you know, it feels like everyone's a fucking partner.

[Jamie]

Everyone's in on it.

[Rob]

Yeah, it was really, really good.

[Jamie]

It. It. I get uncomfortable watching comics in general because it's my biggest fear. And I just. I'm always praying that they crush it because it makes me so uncomfortable. So if you can imagine how uncomfortable I was at Kill Tony with these, like, pure amateurs and.

[Rob]

Well, if anyone doesn't know what Kill Tony is, let him know what happened.

[Jamie]

Okay, So I was a first timer, so I hope I'm saying this correctly. So there's like a. When I pulled up to the mothership, there was a crazy line of people, random people, a very colorful group of people. Right. All ages, all shapes and sizes, all the things. And Tony is on the stage, he has a band, and he brings out two professional comedians to be.

[Rob]

That's two guests.

[Jamie]

Judges. Are they judges or co hosts?

[Rob]

Co hosts, yeah, whatever.

[Jamie]

They're at a table. He has a bunch of, you know, similar to this, right. Like pieces of paper, bucket poles. Bucket poles. Of people of the comics or wannabe comics. Names of those people that I'm talking about that were standing outside. And he. Each name he pulls. They get to come on stage and they have one minute to do a bit.

[Rob]

To wow.

[Jamie]

To wow the judges. Yeah. And it's interesting. Very interesting.

[Rob]

Some of them were good and some of them are bad.

[Jamie]

Some of them are great. Some of them are so bad. Some of them. You know, I just. I was very uncomfortable. I was. And I was really, really appreciative of the judges because they said what I was thinking a lot of the time.

[Rob]

100%. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Particularly one comic where you literally had no idea if they were a. Or a woman.

[Rob]

Right. And he said, I'm transitioning. And it was like. To a man.

[Jamie]

Or. We were both like, couldn't.

[Rob]

I don't understand. Do you? Yeah, and. Yeah, but he. But I think, Chris. It was a.

[Jamie]

But.

[Rob]

But I'm saying. I think it turned out it was transitioning. They were transitioning to a woman.

[Jamie]

A woman.

[Rob]

Right.

[Jamie]

From a man.

[Rob]

But he was. I don't know, it was kind of like.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And they.

[Rob]

And like, you had five minutes to clean up your room before somebody was coming over, and you're just like.

[Jamie]

Oh, just like, throw Something was. One of the comics, like, basically was like making fun of, like, getting. And like, I don't even remember, but then said like. But the only reason he makes. He does it is because he was for a lot. And you're just like. That makes me uncomfortable.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. Some things.

[Jamie]

Listen, Tony is. I mean, Tony is the pro. It's why he is who he is. The way he handled each and every one of those comics was. Was a class in of itself.

[Rob]

Amazing. He was so good. He said to a fat guy, he said, it looks like you use hard boiled eggs as zins. Like, zins. That was really.

[Jamie]

That was a great life.

[Rob]

They had a lot. But even like the band just, they're like so gelling and they really have it figured out.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And everyone in there clearly, you know, there's. They're fans of the show. So it's fun to go into a space where everybody knows what they're expecting and everybody's excited about it. It was a great night. Thank you, Tony.

[Rob]

Yeah, thanks, Tony. So my apartment is creepily, creepily clean. That's the review. You know, when I was 14, 15, I didn't have my own place until we were friends for six years. And then when I did, it was like, you could never come over here. There were like eight dudes just smoking blunts and like drinking all day on my couch, like, playing video games. Like, you would never. And it was.

[Jamie]

I would have loved it.

[Rob]

And my apartment was so tiny. It was just like. Like, you open the door and it was like, it was. And it was a. I lived like a hoarder. Like, I had stuff just piled on top of things and it was like you walked through this maze of stuff to get to the couch and then you just. There were just bongs everywhere.

[Jamie]

And can you, like, what do you think about now when you think of the way you lived your life then? Are you happy because you had fun then?

[Rob]

So happy. I'm so happy that I got that all out of the way.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Rob]

I don't, like, I don't. I don't sit around wondering, like, what would it be like to be free and just like, do it? What would it be like to live in.

[Jamie]

You've no desire to do that again?

[Rob]

Yeah. And like, you know, like, there's. There's a lot of guys. You know, there's this like, famously whatever thing where, like, guys now tell you, like, you don't have a bachelor party for you. It's for your other married guy friends, you know, like, it's so we can all have a good time and get away. And then we have to be like, oh, we have to go to this bachelor party. We're like, I want. No. When somebody's gonna have a bachelor party, I'm like, oh, no. You know, I'm like, I have to go to.

[Jamie]

You did it all for this.

[Rob]

Like, I'm like, I just, I have no desire to, like.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

You know?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I'm like, oh, it's gonna mess up my sleep, and I'll need a plum so I could poop again. You know, it's just like. I'm like, I don't want, I don't want any of it.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I like to sit in my clean apartment, just chill maybe twice a year, go out, like, do something. But speaking of bachelor parties, we're going to Kasim's wedding.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob]

In a few months or months. And I. You just saw him, right?

[Jamie]

I got to meet Ashley.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Great.

[Rob]

His wife.

[Jamie]

Love him. Love to see him. Miss him very much. Yeah, it's, It's. We had something special, you know, and we, we just talked about, like, the fact that him and I met. Literally on our first time we ever met was our first recording of the podcast. Two minutes before we started recording.

[Rob]

Yeah. It was so crazy.

[Jamie]

So crazy.

[Rob]

But he was like, he's like, okay, so my bachelor party is going to be not timed in with the wedding. So he's like, yeah, maybe you could fly out for it. And I'm like, well, what are you guys going to do? Because I'm going to hate whatever it is. I know that unless they're like, on a farm. And he's like, he's like, oh, well, we're thinking of staying on a haunted ship overnight.

[Jamie]

And I was like, bro, how much money?

[Rob]

How much money would I need to go? Well, if you say for me to go stay on a haunted ship, it's one thing, like, doing it with Cass, because I know we'd laugh and have a lot of fun.

[Jamie]

I want to go on this bachelor.

[Rob]

Right. I'd also have to see the quarters. Like, where am I sleeping if I'm sleeping in some, like, what's it called?

[Jamie]

What's the ship called? We can look up the pictures.

[Rob]

I, I, I didn't, I didn't ask Mary. I didn't ask any information. Text cast him and ask him.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

I, yeah, I could never go, like, cuz like, if I'm, if you're sleeping on, like, the old ship quarters and it's still like, just like some mat. It looks Like a prison cell, I bet. So he's like, I think because you're out of state, you might be able to get a pass. I was like, bro, I have a pass. I was like, I'm sorry. I love you. I cannot.

[Jamie]

He knew you would never do it, though.

[Rob]

No, no, no, Jamie. He was. You know what? You should call Cass. We got. Let's get another phone call going. Just see if he'll pick up.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

Because let's. You should see. Be like, did you really think Rob. Let's see. I hope he picks up.

[Jamie]

I think he would pick up. You more than me.

[Rob]

No way. Because with you, he thinks it might be something wrong, so he'll pick up.

[Jamie]

Should I trick him?

[Rob]

Yeah, it's happened.

[Jamie]

Your call has been forwarded. He forwarded me to fucking voicemail.

[Rob]

What if something was wrong? What if you ate too many plums?

[Jamie]

By the way, have you pooped since the plum?

[Rob]

I mean, that day I pooped, like, four, five, six. Like, I was really. And then I told you I was scared to fart. Like, I got to the point where I was like, I'm laying in bed. I'm like, I'm not gonna fart because, I don't know, it's 50 50. Like, I. I'm not.

[Jamie]

You did text me that out of the blue. I just get a text from Rob in the middle of the day, I'm scared to fart.

[Rob]

But then what was really nice was, like, at some point, like, six hours later or whatever, I just, like, let a fart go, and I was, like, going back. Like, you felt that first.

[Jamie]

Like, do you feel lighter?

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah, you did. And also, like, my pooping now is different. Like, it's not the same as. It was interesting. It's just like. It seems like a new. It seems like a new system.

[Jamie]

Yeah, you're my. Your. Your little microbiome got some.

[Rob]

You know, since we're on the farting makeover, I'll keep it going in this. But, like, we. If. If you had a nest camera in your house, we would have the most viral clip this podcast ever had. Ever. So you had already went to bed, and me and Cutter on the couch watching football, and I fart. And he, like, jumps up and turns around from the couch and looks down the hallway towards the kid's room. And I, like, look at him. He's like, did you just hear Bo call my name? And I was like, did I hear Bo call you? I was like, no, I farted. He was like, what? He thought Beau was right behind him and called his name and I was like, no, dude, that was me farted.

[Jamie]

Sound like dad.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. It was. We left. We left.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God.

[Rob]

Very hard.

[Jamie]

That is very funny.

[Rob]

Yeah. Okay. You were in la. How was la? You went to LA for what, a week?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

How was.

[Jamie]

It was great. It was great because the family was there with me. We saw the people. We did. We went to Universal, which was fun. I can't do rides anymore. I get so nauseous, really, right away. Granted, at Universal, everything's very like simulated. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm old. I can't do rides.

[Rob]

Well, that's.

[Jamie]

That's good, that. Yeah. The week long trip with weather was beautiful.

[Rob]

Okay.

[Jamie]

My kids didn't fight because of BO 2.0. So, you know, like, it was a whole other trip than I'm ever used to. It was great. It was good.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Happy to still be coming home here.

[Rob]

Boys got along. You got to see everybody.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob]

Yeah. What? So there's a place in LA called Langer's Deli. And have you ever been there? So supposedly it's like the best sandwich in the world. It's like pastrami. This kind of. It's like rival to like cats is deli, you know, where it's like, oh, we're the best in this. And the owner of it is. I think he's like in his 70s or whatever. And he said, when I die, this place dies. He's like, so if you want this sandwich, come now. Because I'm like 80. So he's like, if you want to ever try this, or you're just going to hear it. Because he's like, I. We shut the doors the day I die. And I'm like, wow, what do you, like if you had something.

[Jamie]

No legacy. I'm assuming he doesn't have children.

[Rob]

I don't know if he had children, but I'm like, what would you like? Let's say you had something like that. Would you? Because I never. You don't really hear a lot of people who are like, I want my thing to die with me. I kind of like that.

[Jamie]

My dad is. Well, he's not fully like that with his business, but he hit. He's more like, as, if I die, sell it. Like, he doesn't. He doesn't. It's never going to be run the way he runs it.

[Rob]

Right?

[Jamie]

Yeah. So just sell it. So it's not like, associated with, like, Sigler anymore. Does that make sense?

[Rob]

Yeah, of course.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

But what. Let's say you had like a sandwich shopper. Because I think it's. It's different when it's a sandwich shop. Right? Here you go. Here's Langer's Deli. There's a nice. That's a nice sandwich.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah, the pickle looks good.

[Rob]

Oh, such a. Sandwiches are the best.

[Jamie]

You know, I had a really good sandwich actually in LA from a place called Breadhead. It's new. It was good.

[Rob]

Shout out to Joe derocha Sandwich shop. We. We. You know, I was really realizing the other day because, you know, they talk about. On Rogan, about what they've. They talk about in a lot of places. But you know, on Rogan people hear it where like what they've done with food to make it addictive, right? That they like hired people from Philip Morris to like focus on how do you make this food addictive? And it is so crazy, you know, because I only eat a few things and my diet is very clean and I. And I'm sober and like all this stuff I can. Lately I've really been able to pinpoint like what I'm addicted to when it comes to food. And like the bread, like wheat, like the bread, or like chocolate.

[Jamie]

Chocolate.

[Rob]

I have a full addiction to chocolate that is worse to me than like me too. My cigarette addiction. Me, where like I just cannot, like.

[Jamie]

You have to have a piece before I have to.

[Rob]

And if I don't have it, it's all I can think about.

[Jamie]

I had no chocolate in my house the past three nights. Brutal.

[Rob]

It's all, it's like hours where I'm like. And I, I remember back in the day like being like. In certain situations where you're like, am I going to go get. Or do I have to go get Percocet? Like, do I have to do this thing? Cuz you're like, this guy says he could give it to me tomorrow, but I know there's somebody I can go to Jersey and get them. And you're sitting there just thinking about it and it's the same thing where I'm like, okay, I know everywhere's closed, but I could probably like if I walk, if I, if I get in an Uber and I go to a CVS and I. Maybe they have a chocolate id and you're like, what are you doing? It's just they've made this shit fully bread.

[Jamie]

So what's the chocolate?

[Rob]

Bread is bad. Like I could sit here for 20 minutes and just think, talk about bread and like kind of look off into the sky and just be like, man, like a piece of bread with butter. Like good bread with butter.

[Jamie]

Good bread. Like sourdough bread.

[Rob]

The shit you make, that shit is so good. And again, when I go to your house, like, I'm not going to eat it, and then I find myself eating it, and then I find myself finishing.

[Jamie]

No additives in that. Yeah.

[Rob]

But it's still just a fucking.

[Jamie]

You know, so you know what it is about starches, though? So if you makes. If you make starch cold. So, like, if you cooked pasta and you put it in ice water or cold water, or you put it even in the fridge for a couple of minutes, or if you freeze anything that you're baking or bread or whatever, no additives, it does some sort of process, which makes it much. Makes it have more fiber so then.

[Rob]

Your insulin doesn't spike. Right.

[Jamie]

That's right. And that you digest it better.

[Rob]

Yeah. And they say, like, if you make rice, put it in the fridge overnight, and then eat it the next day, it's way better for you than if you.

[Jamie]

And it's like, less. It's like a third less calories, too, or something like that. It's wild.

[Rob]

Even chicken. Like, I eat more chicken than anything, and it's like, I really like chicken. I'm not addicted to chicken. Like, you know, you really feel these things where you're like, holy. This has me, like, this is a.

[Jamie]

Hold that's me with coffee and chocolate.

[Rob]

Yeah. People are really hooked on. I've never been a coffee.

[Jamie]

I want coffee right now so bad.

[Rob]

Really? Why don't we get you one? Oh, you're not doing coffee.

[Jamie]

I am.

[Rob]

Oh, okay.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah, I will.

[Rob]

I'll get coffee. Do we have a. Oh, you know what we have? We have a Cutter. Cutter Instagram for you. But I have two.

[Jamie]

Because we want to stop Dming me.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hasn't done it for me in a little bit.

[Jamie]

Okay. He's off his game.

[Rob]

Yeah. It's probably the trip. But he. I want to show you too, because I want to show you and other people how crazy cutters like mine. But I guess algorithm two works that he sends me these two things back to back.

[Jamie]

Is that the guy's bodyguards?

[Rob]

I think so, yeah. Love this guy.

[Jamie]

What game is this?

[Rob]

Baccarat. Love this.

[Jamie]

They let him cut. Touch the card.

[Rob]

Yeah. You could rip them. You could do whatever in baccarat. Oh, let's go.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

This guy's amped. Dude, Cutter is fired up, sending me stuff.

[Jamie]

Like, how much money did that guy win?

[Rob]

Oh, I don't know, but you know what? I've seen people like this for fucking 50 bucks.

[Jamie]

Right, right, right. It's just that they won.

[Rob]

It's just the best. Yeah, I've been like that for 50 bucks. Yeah, it's great. So now. Now, back to back with that.

[Jamie]

He sends.

[Rob]

Here's the next thing he sends me. Wild footage of Roof of Trop, home of the Tampa Bay Rays, is currently being ripped off by the hurricane. And this is it. There's no. Like, then this.

[Jamie]

That's his brain.

[Rob]

Yeah, that's his brain 100%. When Cutter sends me Instagrams, I'm like, this is. It's like, again, your algorithm figures you.

[Jamie]

The fuck out down to do their homework. And he'll be like, bo, let's make a fantasy trade. And I'm like, dude, don't raise ADHD kids. Come on, get out of here. He can't. He can't. He can't help himself.

[Rob]

He. There will be times where he doesn't speak to you or the kids or anybody for, like, 45 minutes. And then as soon as I'll, like, walk over, make. Hey, what do you. He's just. Isn't it crazy in and, like, interrupting and being like, are we going to call that guy about the broken sprinkler Tuesday? And you're like, oh, okay.

[Jamie]

Like, he'll, like, literally be sitting, scrolling on his phone, drinking his coffee, doing nothing. And, like, I'll get up to go do something, and he'll be there already being like, I'll do it.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah. You asked me for ice the other day, like, to put ice in your cup.

[Jamie]

Let me get it.

[Rob]

Came in from, like, 30ft away and was like. And I was like, I could put ice in a cup, dude. But then he's also like, oh, he's. I got. I got. People need to leave me alone for. People keep asking me for stuff. And I'm like, no, no one asked you for anything, dude. Like, sometimes they do, and it is a lot, but. And then the other thing with your family is, like, you'll be left alone for whatever, 30 minutes as soon as one goes over to you. It's like. Like, all three of them are, like, attached to you. It's wild. It's so. It's so crazy. I love it. But it was so. It was so cute the other day when I was at your place, it was just me and you. And I saw the three of them come home, and I saw the two boys, like, run up to you and be like, mommy. Like, this is what I did.

[Jamie]

And they, like, gave your whole. You made the nicest observation about that. That was very sweet.

[Rob]

Yeah, we shouldn't say the observation because it's mean to someone else.

[Jamie]

It is. Yeah. But you made a very nice observation. It was very sweet, but just seeing.

[Rob]

That was so sweet, like, there, you know.

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rob]

It's very. It's very nice. But do we do. Okay, here's the question. I really wanted to ask you that. I know it's putting you on the spot, and you're going to be uncomfortable saying it, I think.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

How much money in your life have you spent on crystals?

[Jamie]

Oh, 4000.

[Rob]

No.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

No, no, no, no.

[Jamie]

James, why do you say no?

[Rob]

Those. Those things in your house. Those are.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I got them at a wholesale place with, like, a crystal girl, so I got them, like, on a deal, but just those. I have three big ones. No, I have one. Two. I mean, when I say those were.

[Rob]

You told me they were way more than a thousand dollars each.

[Jamie]

No, like 1500. Two of them were 1500.

[Rob]

I remember telling people, like, what's the. What's, like, the purple and black one that people like obsidian.

[Jamie]

What is that, Amethyst? I don't have an amethyst.

[Rob]

Then what is the purple and, like.

[Jamie]

White in the boys room? The TV room?

[Rob]

I don't know where it is now, but it was.

[Jamie]

Yeah, that one was 1500.

[Rob]

Really? I thought it was so much more. I thought because, like, the way it.

[Jamie]

Was shaped, I mean, there's big ones that are, like, you know, crazy.

[Rob]

Are you sure you remember?

[Jamie]

I also bought them, like, 12 years ago. I think the crystal market has gone up. But, yes, I promise, I. Let's say under. Under 5,000.

[Rob]

How many of those do you have?

[Jamie]

I have three, like, ones that are, like, you know, 6 to 8 inches.

[Rob]

High, but then you have other.

[Jamie]

And then I have a lot of little ones.

[Rob]

Yeah, I feel like I don't have.

[Jamie]

As many crystals as you think. You're seeing a lot of sage and palo santo maybe, around my house, and you're confusing that.

[Rob]

Yeah, I confuse my palo santo with my crystals sometimes.

[Jamie]

You know, Gotta burn the energy out.

[Rob]

So let's. Should we do a. Do you have a memory lane for us? Oh, wow.

[Jamie]

That's like a very, very used, famous Sopranos picture.

[Rob]

I haven't seen that in a long time.

[Jamie]

Actually, me neither. We look like a family.

[Rob]

I feel like this is when they didn't decide, do we want AJ dressing like he's also in the mafia or not.

[Jamie]

That what? That was. Well, it was my graduation. I guess that was AJ's way of dressing up a bit.

[Rob]

This is your high school graduation?

[Jamie]

High school graduation.

[Rob]

Okay, so then it would be season two.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob]

Okay. How do we feel about it?

[Jamie]

Don't we look like a real family there? I feel like we look like our. Like we look like we could all be related.

[Rob]

Yeah. And you. Because, like, me and Jim look alike and then you and Edie have the smile the same and the eyes. Yeah. Are we a family?

[Jamie]

Are we a. Is that real?

[Rob]

Is that season two?

[Jamie]

Guys, that's the end of season finale of season two.

[Rob]

Nailed it. Season two, episode 11 Fun House Fun House. Wow. Do you. What? Do you. Did we go to your graduation? I don't remember that.

[Jamie]

Yes, yes. Because I remember, like, going up on the stage and learning that my middle name was Mariangela.

[Rob]

Ah, yeah, I think I actually do.

[Jamie]

Meadow Mariangela Soprano.

[Rob]

Oh, no. Maybe. No, I don't think I do remember that because then we were.

[Jamie]

Yes, it was at a school in Long Island. It was at a high school on Long island that we shot at.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah, there's you. Is that you?

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah. Look. Look at me waving. So proud. Oh, here it is.

[Rob]

Okay. I remember that. Is that Tony Gonzalez?

[Jamie]

I knew we knew each other from before.

[Rob]

Yeah. Play the audio of this. They're not going to take it down from us. They might. Nah, they won't. We work with hbo. Come on.

[Jamie]

We're the people they have to approve. Wow.

[Rob]

So this is what, this is year 2000.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Anthony Tomasella. Oh, just Italian name after Italian name. Graduation. All right.

[Jamie]

Should we watch the show, Rob?

[Rob]

Yeah. You want to just sit and watch the show?

[Jamie]

We should do like a mystery science, like Theater 3000 where you and I just sit and it's just our backs of our shadows and watch the show in its entirety and eat plums.

[Rob]

See who could sit in the chair the longest. So we each eat a plum and we sit in the chairs and you play all the show and we see who could make it the longest.

[Jamie]

I won't. I won't last a minute.

[Rob]

Something else I wanted to ask you. So your son's name is Beau. You spell it B, E, A, U. Do you secretly look down on people who also have a son or something named Bo and they spell it B O?

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob]

Yeah, right. I kind of felt that.

[Jamie]

Yes. That's the dog way.

[Rob]

Ah, to spell it. So tell people out there if they have a son named.

[Jamie]

I showed you the video when he called him boo.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell that story?

[Jamie]

I won't say who it is, but there is. When Beau was in had sent, I had asked everyone, like, any. Any professional athlete, you know, like, if they could just send a 10 second video for Beau, because truly, it got him through. Like, he watched those videos all day on repeat every day.

[Rob]

He was so excited about them.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God, they meant the world.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

And so my friends fucking took the assignment and ran. They got so many amazing people to send in videos. And one day I'll find a way to thank everybody that scent videos, but one athlete in particular. Like, I know he must have just gotten a text being like, hey, my k. My friend's kid named Beau Bo is sick, whatever. And so he starts to video and he goes, boo, how you doing, bro? Yeah, so he thought he pronounced it boo.

[Rob]

So then we started calling Bobo.

[Jamie]

So we call him Bobo.

[Rob]

Yeah, Bobo, Bobo.

[Jamie]

But anyway, yes, Theo, I think first of all, Bo. Yeah, but Bo is like what you would name your dog. Bo.

[Rob]

Yeah. So anybody out there, if you have a child and you spell the name.

[Jamie]

B, O, think about it again.

[Rob]

B, A, U. Yeah, yeah. Where did you get that?

[Jamie]

Where did you get Bo? It was. It was Cutter's cousin's horse, his name.

[Rob]

So don't name your kid after a dog. Name him after a horse.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but I just. I don't know. I love. I've always loved the name. We had a couple that we were thinking about when he was born, and he just looked like a bow.

[Rob]

All right, listen. What a wholesome way to wrap up. To wrap up this episode. We will see you guys next week.

[Jamie]

Bye.

[Rob]

Hey, not today, pal.

[Jamie]

Whoa, whoa. Not today.