Rob Vs Jamie: Survey Says...Chaos! | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal — "Rob Vs Jamie: Survey Says...Chaos!"

Podcast: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Host: YMH Studios
Episode Air Date: October 16, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this riotous episode, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler, former Sopranos TV siblings turned comedic opposites and best friends, lead a chaotic, game-show-inspired battle of wits with friends and YMH Studio colleagues. Channeling classic "Family Feud," the teams (men vs. women) face off through a series of survey questions, revealing their competitive instincts, wildly different personalities, and hilarious chemistry. Amid playful accusations of cheating, relentless ribbing, and ongoing score confusion, the games become a showcase of the duo's dynamic—and how even their friends get swept up in the rivalry.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Setting the Stage: Meet the Teams

(00:30–02:19)

• Contestants are introduced in over-the-top game show style, mixing humor and light roasting:
  • Rob: “Let's get loud for Rob Iler.” [01:08]
  • Other team members include Joshua, Andy Kravitz, Niana, and Host Carly.
• Immediate banter about team costumes and being unprepared, laying the groundwork for lighthearted chaos.

2. The Friendly Feud Begins: Playing for Laughs and Points

Garth Brooks Round

(02:26–05:56)

• Jamie: “A cowboy hat.” [04:01]
• Rob: “Country music.” [04:17]
• Attempts to strategize and clarify rules; playful bickering starts early.
• Jamie's team (the women) takes the first points: “90 points for the ladies onto the next.” [06:07]

Bathroom Colors No One Wants

(06:10–08:41)

• Question: “When you walk into a bathroom, what color in the toilet would you not want to see?”
• Answers include “red” (Jamie), “brown,” “yellow,” “green,” and the left-field “orange.” Lots of debate over scoring fairness.
• Rob, exasperated: “How is green under orange?” [08:33]
• Men’s team nabs a round: “100 points.”

Sopranos Food Memories

(09:11–12:23)

• Question: “Name a food Tony Soprano eats on the show.”
• Jamie leads her team with deep-cut knowledge: “Pasta,” “Sandwiches,” “Steak.” [09:49–11:05]
• Rob laments: “You should have watched the show. I knew this would bite me one day.” [11:59]
• Extras: “Ice cream” and “onion ring” as surprise answers [12:07–12:14]
• Point tally confusion escalates: “86 plus 90…176.” [12:35]

True Crime Logic: What to Hide After a Murder

(15:17–17:43)

• Rob: “The murder weapon.” [15:47]
• Answers get granular—weapon, body, fingerprints, clothes, witnesses, blood.
• Jamie flexes true crime knowledge: “You make fun of women for loving true crime, but this might come handy right now. I'm gonna say blood.” [17:11]
• Men bemoan overlap: “Weapon, body, fingerprints, is all evidence…” [17:32]
• Score multipliers and apparent rules chaos: “That round was 2x named.” [17:51]

3. Game Show Antics & Escalating Competition

Odd Neighborly Sightings

(18:14–21:41)

• Question: “What have you seen a neighbor doing outside in a bathrobe?”
• Guesses range from “mowing the lawn,” “getting the paper,” to “pissing.” The crew cracks jokes about suburban life and “living in a neighborhood.”
• Jamie: “You hate to see a valet driver move your seat.” [35:18]
• Rob, frustrated: “They're not pissing out the mail…They're not chopping [wood].” [21:41]
• Revealed answers include “walking the dog” and “washing.” [21:34–21:41]

Baker's Terms of Endearment

(22:04–25:56)

• Question: “Name something a baker might lovingly call his wife.”
• Chaos erupts: “Bread?” (Niana) [22:37], “Sugar” [23:12], “Muffin” [23:33], “Sweetie,” “Honey bun,” “Cupcake.”
• Rob, calling out the literal mindset: “It's the autism. He takes things literally.” [22:57]
• Accusations of cheating fly; confusion about strikes and who’s up to answer.

Valet Nightmares

(30:04–36:36)

• Question: “Name something you'd hate to see the valet driver doing with your car.”
• Top answers: “Racing” (Rob), “Crashing” (Jamie), “Vandalizing,” “Eating in it,” “Smoking,” “Having sex in it.”
• Rob: “Drinking and driving.” [34:18]
• Points multipliers and scoring confusion continue to mount. All members quibble over rules, but laughter never stops.

4. Classic Rob & Jamie Dynamic: Bickering, Banter, and Cheating Accusations

• Multiple, increasingly heated “cheating” accusations:
  • Rob: “You love the cheat, James. You love the cheat in these games.” [12:44]
  • Jamie: “No, this is game show, Jamie, and I fucking mean it.” [33:31]
• Scoring confusion morphs into meta-commentary on both their sibling-like relationship and game show formats.

5. Recap and Closing Taunts

(36:36–38:50)

• The teams argue about who really won and how points should be tallied.
• Playful comments on judging bias and gender stereotypes:
  • Host: “Will the girls grow some balls and take it from the boys, or are the boys gonna stay on top…?” [37:15]
  • Rob: “They fight like real siblings. This is crazy.” [32:46]
• Shout outs and in-jokes cap off the episode in typical Not Today, Pal fashion.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Game Chaos:
  Rob: “This is the real Jamie. Everyone out there. Just so everyone knows.” [33:27]
  Jamie: “No, this is game show, Jamie, and I fucking mean it.” [33:31]

• On Cheating:
  Jamie: “There was one round of cheating.” [37:07]
  Rob: “If there's not a podcast tomorrow… you guys know what happened.” [32:57]

• On Sopranos Knowledge:
  Rob: “You should have watched the show. I knew this would bite me one day.” [11:59]

• On Gender and True Crime:
  Jamie: “You make fun of women for loving true crime, but this might come handy right now. I'm gonna say blood.” [17:11]

• On Rules Arguments:
  Rob: “You're not allowed to cheat, guys. You guys are cheating.” [10:33]
  Jamie: “Look at the fucking rules. When they lose and it comes to us, you always see the family going like this. And then they give an answer.” [33:19]

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Key Timestamps

• 00:30–02:19: Contestant introductions & team banter
• 03:00–07:00: Garth Brooks round & bathroom color round
• 09:11–12:23: Sopranos food round
• 15:17–17:43: Murder clean-up round
• 18:14–21:41: Neighbors in bathrobes
• 22:04–25:56: Baker’s pet names
• 30:04–36:36: Valet driver mishaps (final game segment)
• 36:36–38:50: Final tallies, wrap-up, and post-game banter

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Episode Tone and Final Thoughts

High-spirited, unpredictable, and generous with both laughter and teasing, this episode perfectly highlights Rob and Jamie’s sibling-like rivalry and the joy they draw from both competing and poking fun at themselves—and each other. Even as rules blur and points pile up nonsensically, the focus stays on having a good time, showing that even fierce competition can bring friends (and listeners) closer.

For newcomers:
No deep Sopranos knowledge required—just a love for irreverent humor, witty banter, and the warm chaos only true friends can create.

Transcript

[Jamie]

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[Rob]

Earth.

[Jamie]

As a Raider, scavenging the remnants of a derelict world, you settle into an underground settlement.

[Rob]

Hoping to thrive.

[Jamie]

You jump on the chance to start over. But doing so means you must return to the surface where Ark machines roam and survivors motives remain dangerously unclear.

[Rob]

But if you're brave enough, who knows.

[Jamie]

What you might find. Play the Server Slam open test from 10-17-19 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS and PC.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Not today, pal. This man stands at 5 foot 7. He is like, shit, I fucked that up. Sorry, hold on. Alright, we still got time. This man stands at 5 foot 7. If you look at him, he reminds you of heaven. He was born in the city where 911 took place.

[Rob]

Let's get loud for Rob Iler.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Our next contestant is a J. Who knows the way. He's got a mustache like you've never seen. Let's get real loud for Joshua.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

And our next contestant, he's black. He's ready to attack. Let's get real loud for Andy Kravitz. All right, Jamie, if you want to get in here.

[Jamie]

All right, well, we already really see where this is going.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, Carly, we got Niana also on here too.

[Rob]

Wow, good to see you guys thought ahead with your costumes. Only if we thought ahead about stuff too.

[Jamie]

Wow. Okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Well, guys, welcome to Not Today Friendly Feud. Are you guys ready to get into this? Because I know we are.

[Jamie]

Yep.

[Rob]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, thank you for joining us, Rob.

[Rob]

It's an honor to watch you.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Thank you for joining us, Jamie. He paid me for the intro.

[Jamie]

I'm sorry.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, first question. What do we. What are we feeling? What's going on here?

[Rob]

All right, guys, so this is. This is me and Jamie.

[Jamie]

Yep. First up, me and Rob.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, first one to hit the buzzer and then.

[Rob]

So don't answer. You have to let him. You have to. Somebody.

[Jamie]

I know how to play the fucking game.

[Rob]

Easy now. Hopefully your cycles are in sync to you three. Okay, what we do need. What we do need is a judge, right? We need to. We need to have somebody who's impartial to say. To make final decisions on if we're arguing.

[Jamie]

Well, that intro did not feel impartial.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

He paid me.

[Niana]

I could be impartial if necessary.

[Jamie]

Thank you.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

There we go.

[Rob]

Yes. Okay, the man in Cougar. Cougar's impartial judge. All right, so who's gonna look to see who buzzed him first?

[Jamie]

Cougar.

[Rob]

Cougar. All right, go, go ahead.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Name something associated with Garth Brooks.

[Rob]

Wait, nobody said you.

[Niana]

That was.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

That was close, but it looked like.

[Niana]

I think Jamie had.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, let's meet the team. All right, Jamie, it's lovely having you here. You want to give a little spiel about you and the girls?

[Jamie]

We don't need an introduction. We didn't need a fancy intro. We didn't need a tagline. We're came to slay. You're wearing uniforms the fuck out.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

They came to slay, boys.

[Rob]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Do you want my answer now?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yes, please.

[Jamie]

A cowboy hat.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Cowboy hat. Hey, so are we gonna pass or play? No, no, no.

[Rob]

They have.

[Jamie]

Now he gets to get.

[Rob]

I go, and then if I get higher, then we choose. If I'm lower, they choose.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Rob]

All right. I will say country music.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Country music. Oh. Bye.

[Jamie]

Bye.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Sorry.

[Rob]

I'll leave it up to you guys. I'll leave it up to you guys. You want to play or you want to pass?

[Niana]

What? I'm not going to be good, but, yeah, let's.

[Rob]

What are we play?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We're going to play.

[Rob]

We're going to play. All right, goes to this man. I'm gonna say friends in low places.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Give me friends in low places.

[Rob]

Ooh.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Not looking good.

[Rob]

Oh, I got one.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Any Kravitz?

[Niana]

Uh, I'm not the biggest Garth fan. I'm gonna say concerts.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me concerts.

[Rob]

Oh, all right. I just pulled this one out of my ass.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Pulled it out of his ass.

[Rob]

I think her name is Tricia Yearwood. I think that's her husband.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me Trisha Yearwood.

[Rob]

Come on, give it to me. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. This is rigged. This is rigged.

[Jamie]

Three in a row.

[Rob]

This is rigged. Cowboy hat. Number one answer.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Team Duck Dynasty. Yep, it's back between you guys. Okay, Carly, can you name something associated with Garth Brooks? Guitar, show me guitar. It's all the same.

[Niana]

All right.

[Rob]

Okay, so does that mean you buzzer next? No. Okay, now we go. Now we go to the next one.

[Jamie]

So I thought we stole them now.

[Rob]

No, that's it. You get that points. So somebody's gotta write this down back there. They get 90 points. Oh, yeah.

[Jamie]

Yeah, baby.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

90 points for the ladies onto the next.

[Rob]

The middle.

[Jamie]

Okay, See you buzz.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, I'm next. All right. The buzz off will go between Carly and Zolo. You guys ready?

[Jamie]

His hand is lower.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

When you walk into a bathroom, what color in the toilet would you not want to see? Red. Yeah, show me red.

[Rob]

Blood. Yeah, that's like blood. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Pretty on par for the woman.

[Jamie]

This is a woman. It's on the board.

[Rob]

All right, Zola, what do you got? Brown.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me brown.

[Rob]

What do we want to do now?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We're playing.

[Rob]

Why wouldn't. All right, well, it just. Play didn't work out too good last time, guys.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We're not running.

[Jamie]

Those gunshots.

[Rob]

Ready?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

So it's the passer play.

[Jamie]

It wasn't mine.

[Rob]

No, you're right. So we'll play. The boys are gonna play.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Let's see what happens. Hopefully it's not like last round, people. Jesus Christ. All right, Annie, when you walked into a bathroom, what color in the toilet would you not want to see?

[Niana]

I'm gonna go for the other easiest answer that they didn't get, which is yellow.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me yellow.

[Rob]

Hello. I don't see color, but I'm gonna say black. Show me black.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Oh, the machine does not like black. All right, I'm gonna go green. Show me green. It's looking mean. Mr. Kravitz, back to you. What are we feeling? What color?

[Niana]

That's a toughie. The other colors are there.

[Jamie]

Five, four.

[Niana]

What?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Ain't no. Hey, out of here. Get the cap.

[Rob]

That's illegal. Minus, minus points for that.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We'll throw a flag on the plate.

[Niana]

Yeah, they got minus 10 for that. She's stressing me out.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I'm not deducting any points at this time. There is a running out of time here.

[Niana]

All right, I'm going. Say. I'm going. Say orange.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me orange. Good answer. Good answer.

[Rob]

Yes. What?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

No way.

[Jamie]

No way.

[Niana]

Damn. Talking about, baby.

[Rob]

Perfect. All right, keep it going.

[Niana]

How is green under orange?

[Jamie]

You got this.

[Rob]

So how many points did we just get?

[Niana]

100 points.

[Rob]

Sorry.

[Niana]

Sorry, Cougar.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

10 points up. How are we feeling about this?

[Jamie]

Totally fine.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Totally fine. They're feeling totally fine.

[Rob]

The Republican wives over there.

[Niana]

All right, Cougar, just to confirm who's in the lead right now, that would be Team Rock. Great. Love to hear it.

[Rob]

All right, next question.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, let's go. Next question. We got Niana and Annie on the buzzer.

[Rob]

We got this.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Ooh, this is a crazy question.

[Niana]

Cheater.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Name of food Tony Soprano eats on the penalty.

[Niana]

Don't you have to finish?

[Jamie]

You're allowed to do that. She just has to answer. Yeah, without the rest of the question.

[Rob]

Here's the thing. We'll bend the rules for the this. She is allowed to do that. But she could see.

[Niana]

Yeah, she saw it. She looked. She looked.

[Rob]

We didn't clarify.

[Jamie]

Okay. Yes.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show Me Ghoul.

[Jamie]

We're playing.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, the ladies are going to play like they played with my heart. Let's go, baby.

[Jamie]

Pasta.

[Rob]

Oh, that's good.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me pasta.

[Rob]

I don't even know what car is.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Oh, okay.

[Niana]

Okay.

[Rob]

Carly, you're not allowed to help your teammates of food.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Tony Soprano eats on the Sopranos, the TV show.

[Rob]

Am I allowed to ask a question? Okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

No, no.

[Jamie]

I mean, if pasta has already been.

[Rob]

Said, then you can't say pasta.

[Jamie]

I meant like a specific.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, okay.

[Rob]

There's one way to find out.

[Niana]

Say it and find out.

[Jamie]

Can we see ham?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me ham. Can you help us? No, ma'.

[Jamie]

Am.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Ham.

[Rob]

The Irish mafia. Get out of here.

[Jamie]

Sandwich.

[Rob]

All right, they get.

[Jamie]

Is that the same thing as gobble?

[Rob]

You're not allowed to. You're not allowed to cheat, guys. You guys are cheating.

[Jamie]

I don't know what gobagool is.

[Rob]

You can't talk it out. That's the whole point of this part.

[Niana]

You can only do that if you steal.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

So I'm kicking it back to Jamie. No, no, Niana. Name another food they eat. You know the question.

[Niana]

It's not Gobble or ham.

[Jamie]

A sub.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me a sub.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Sandwiches. Nice. You guys be making those. Hey. Oh, okay.

[Jamie]

A big, fat, juicy steak.

[Rob]

That was gonna be.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me big, fat, juicy steak.

[Jamie]

Yay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

This girl knows her Sopranos. Crazy.

[Jamie]

That's why I wore my Meadow sweatshirt today.

[Rob]

All right, all right.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Carly orange.

[Jamie]

Orange juice.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

O.J. o.J. Simpson.

[Jamie]

Oh, that was a good answer, though.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Niana, don't mess this up. If you do, it'll be really bad. Let's go, Doug Dynasty. Come on.

[Jamie]

Cereal.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me cereal.

[Rob]

That's actually pretty good. All right, what are you thinking?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

The boys. What are we. What are we feeling over here?

[Rob]

We're gonna go with pizza.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me pizza.

[Rob]

Oh, I was gonna say Chinese food. Can you reveal the other answers?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You should have watched the show.

[Rob]

I knew this would bite me one day.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, Zolo.

[Rob]

No, no, this is it. Can you reveal the other two answers? We want to see the other.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me the answers. Ice cream.

[Rob]

Chinese. Is the other right? Onion ring.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right.

[Rob]

We wouldn't have got it. You remember onion rings.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Game master.

[Rob]

Can I get a shit ahead? Ice cream.

[Jamie]

Back me here.

[Niana]

All right, Jamie with the points.

[Jamie]

That's us with the points.

[Rob]

Yeah, but how many points? No, no, no. You didn't get 100. They revealed 14. Jamie gets so excited after cheating. You took take away 14. So 86 points. 86 points.

[Jamie]

86 plus 90.

[Rob]

Yeah, 176.

[Jamie]

What? We had 90 and then we got 86 more.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Now you guys are. Oh, there we go.

[Jamie]

There we go.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, we're back in action.

[Rob]

You love the cheat, James. You love the cheat in these games.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Rob is saying Jamie is cheating. We'll review the play later.

[Rob]

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[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, can I get another question? After you murder someone, name something specific.

[Jamie]

I thought you have to finish the question. Your team just didn't go ahead or.

[Rob]

You want to make it? You want to make that the rule.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

New rule.

[Rob]

New rule.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, New rule. I'll say go. I love that. Okay. Love that. Okay, okay.

[Rob]

But. But. But.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Because they got to do that last time. You do get. Yeah.

[Rob]

Yes, yes.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rob]

The murder weapon. The murder weapon.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me murder weapon.

[Rob]

You want to play or you want to pass? Play.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, no passing here. No passing at all. Zolo. You see the question? Do it.

[Rob]

The body.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me the body.

[Rob]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Wow, you guys are on a roll here. All right, Annie.

[Niana]

I'm gonna say, shit. Fingerprints.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me fingerprints.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say your clothing. Show me clothes.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Zolo, there's only one left. How are you feeling?

[Rob]

Nervous, but I think I got a good one. All right, you got no X's. You're fine. I'm gonna go with the car. That would have been my car.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Let's see the car sweep.

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Niana]

It'S gonna be a little dark. You know, no pun intended, but I think witnesses.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me witnesses. Oh, God.

[Jamie]

Are they gonna blow it again?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah, they might blow it.

[Niana]

I mean, they said the body, you.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Know, don't pass this to Duck Dynasty, man. You gotta get this right here.

[Rob]

Murder somebody. Come on.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You know this.

[Rob]

I'm just gonna say evidence.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me the evidence.

[Jamie]

You know, you make fun of women for loving true crime, but this might come handy right now. I'm gonna say blood.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me blood.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

What is evidence?

[Niana]

Yeah. Wait, hold up.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

No, that is evidence.

[Rob]

That's.

[Jamie]

All right.

[Rob]

Let them have. They bleed every month.

[Jamie]

Weapon, body, fingerprints, is all evidence. It's like all of those things are evidence.

[Niana]

You guys know blood brown answer. So, yeah, specifics here.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, well, the women are beating the men.

[Rob]

Not looking good, but they get all those points. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Niana]

That round was 2x named.

[Rob]

Oh, who told us the 2x round?

[Jamie]

Do you think you would have come up with the answer if you knew what?

[Rob]

We came up with all the answers. Are we. Very true. Are we going to keep multiplying?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yes.

[Rob]

Oh, wow. Okay, this is a spin round.

[Jamie]

Is this the last round for this?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We got more rounds. We got more rounding, guys.

[Niana]

Three left, Zolo.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, come on.

[Rob]

We gotta come back.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Can you please put your hands behind your back?

[Niana]

No looking at the tv.

[Rob]

You're saying go.

[Jamie]

You put your hand on the table.

[Rob]

You guys have to look at each other, too. You can't look at the tv.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah. No, look at him. Look at the Jew.

[Jamie]

Okay, I'm a Jew. She can look at me.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, well, I guess that counts. All right, let's see that question. What have you seen a neighbor doing? Hey, he's hovering outside in a bathrobe. I didn't say go.

[Rob]

What are we doing here? Are you ready? God damn it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, no one got that one.

[Rob]

Mowing the lawn.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me mowing.

[Jamie]

We have a chance. We have a chance. I got one, technically.

[Rob]

Okay, wait, no, it doesn't have to be. It has to be her. Oh, you have to be. You gotta get over pissing.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me pissing.

[Rob]

Living in a neighborhood without telling us you live in a neighborhood?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I can't.

[Rob]

That's just what Carly does in her yard.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay, do you guys want to pass or play games?

[Rob]

What do you want to do? What do you think?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We have some disagreeing with the man.

[Rob]

You want to play, let's play.

[Niana]

Okay.

[Rob]

Or you want to pass? Let's pass.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

One.

[Rob]

All right, we'll pass.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

They're going to pass the J this way. How we feeling?

[Jamie]

Great.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right.

[Rob]

Wincing in pain.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

They don't have it. Nana, what have you seen a neighbor doing outside in a bathroom?

[Jamie]

It's going to be drinking coffee.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me drinking coffee. I'm sorry, I think I know the answer, but I can't tell you guys because I'm the host. All right.

[Jamie]

Getting the paper.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show. That was. I was gonna say that. Show me the paper. Okay, good job, girls. Now they got. They got two.

[Jamie]

Can we deliver right now?

[Rob]

All right, good.

[Jamie]

No, no, you gotta give your Carly.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Rob]

Trying to steal again. Shocker.

[Jamie]

Picture it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

A lot of criminals over here.

[Rob]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Come on. Chopping wood. Show me chopping wood in a bathrobe.

[Rob]

What do people do outside? I don't know.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I don't know. Try going out there. It's pretty cool. All right, Jamie.

[Jamie]

No bits me.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Gosh.

[Jamie]

Knew we should have got name tags.

[Rob]

Wait, wait, don't say anything. Cuz we can't. We can't risk them hearing us.

[Jamie]

I'm going to say getting the trash cans.

[Rob]

That's good. But I have another one still. You do too, Tony.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Getting the trash cans.

[Rob]

Dang. I think Jamie's going to get right now.

[Jamie]

All right, Jamie smoking a cigarette.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me smoking a cigarette.

[Niana]

Might be it though, though.

[Rob]

No.

[Jamie]

Get the mail.

[Rob]

Yeah. All right, we're going to say. We're going to say getting the mail.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me the mail.

[Rob]

Oh, come. The whole team was, like I said, parking the car. I mean, this is. Who's working the boards back. And where is this is. This is. No, we're done. That's crazy.

[Jamie]

Look, we have our boy.

[Rob]

Reveal the other two answers.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Walking in the dog.

[Rob]

That's good. Washing. Oh, come on this is.

[Jamie]

But they're not pissing out the mail.

[Rob]

They're not chopping.

[Jamie]

What?

[Niana]

We asked a bunch of underrated people and this is what they gave us.

[Rob]

I like it.

[Jamie]

I like it.

[Rob]

No. I guess people don't get their mail these days. All right, what next? Is this back?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You should see what I do in a bathrobe. Anyways, let's get to the next question.

[Jamie]

It was me, Nana. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right.

[Rob]

We're getting crushed, girl. Yeah. Don't look at the. Yeah.

[Niana]

Stop looking. Jesus Christ.

[Jamie]

It's right there.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Look each other in the eyes. They say men, eye contact is key for this position. All right, show me the next question, please. Ooh, crazy question. Name something a baker might lovingly call his wife. Ready? Go. I'm gonna go with that swift man over there.

[Niana]

I'm gonna say bread. His bread.

[Rob]

Oh, Annie, you're gonna have to live that one down for a little bit.

[Jamie]

That is pissing me out.

[Rob]

Same question.

[Niana]

I don't fucking. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Rob]

It's the guy.

[Jamie]

Wait, hold on.

[Niana]

A baker's bread? Nigga, what the fuck?

[Rob]

I have a multi. I have a bunch. Can you clarify? It's the autism. He takes things literally.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Guys.

[Niana]

Wait, what did you say? What was the question?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Baker something. A baker might lovingly call his wife.

[Rob]

And go over there for the answer. Yeah.

[Niana]

I don't get it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Niana. Sugar. Show me sugar.

[Rob]

Like, it's a dumb. It's a game show style question. They're fucking stupid.

[Jamie]

Yeah, we're playing.

[Niana]

Oh, lovingly call his wife.

[Rob]

I thought.

[Niana]

I thought you said.

[Rob]

I thought you said an idol that.

[Niana]

He calls his wife.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

What do they think about bread?

[Jamie]

Muffin.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me muffin. That's gonna be like a number one. Oh, that's a number.

[Niana]

Okay.

[Rob]

Cold, sweet thing. We never get called anything sweet.

[Niana]

Nah, this is fun.

[Rob]

I don't call honey either.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me honey.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Honey, show me honey.

[Rob]

No, don't give it to them.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Niana]

Wait.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Was it not up there or were you just talking about him?

[Rob]

Of course it's not up there.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Jamie]

What?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

What do you mean of course? Niana.

[Niana]

The judges weren't sure what to score with that one because it's not just Hunter.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Sweetie, show me sweetie.

[Jamie]

Sweetie.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Honey bun.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me honey bun.

[Niana]

Cheated. Cheated. Cheated. Cheated. That's because. That's because they. They.

[Rob]

Because they deliberated.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We'll work it out. Harley, what's in that big brain of yours? Oh, time's a ticking. Jesus.

[Rob]

Nothing.

[Jamie]

Just think of things.

[Rob]

No, you can't cheat Stop cheating. You're up a thousand points and you guys cheat?

[Jamie]

Say anything.

[Rob]

She was about to. I cut her off. Sugar pie, honey bun thing. No colluding.

[Jamie]

You're singing the song. Sugar pie, honey bun. Wait, I thought of one.

[Rob]

Can I say it?

[Niana]

No.

[Rob]

This is what they do. They cheat like crazy. What do you think is happening?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I don't have anything.

[Rob]

You can't say anything to her.

[Jamie]

Thank you.

[Rob]

I'm gonna say cupcakes. Order. Order in the court. All right. No, wait. They just got X. That was an X. I just said the answer.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Cupcake.

[Rob]

Cupcake.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me cupcake.

[Jamie]

Hey, we haven't gotten our three strikes yet.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah, you did.

[Rob]

There we go.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We did it.

[Rob]

Yes. No, that was the third X. You had nothing. You said, I can't come up with nothing. That's the third X.

[Jamie]

He's doing the sound effect.

[Rob]

Cougar.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Cougar. It's the Ben's turn, right? All right, Cougar.

[Jamie]

You can't be confusing people with the extra X's.

[Rob]

He said.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah, he can. All right, Zolo.

[Niana]

I still think Brett is great.

[Rob]

No, that's it. We got. We stole. We won. We won all of it. We got those points. 322, 566.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah, confusing times four.

[Rob]

Because you couldn't get an answer. You said, I can't get an answer. Okay, well, flour's not up there.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Aren't you guys still up by, like, 200 points?

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Rob]

Flour.

[Jamie]

Since that guy hit us. But not a singular honey.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay.

[Jamie]

All right, Donut. We got you. One person said donut.

[Niana]

All right, times four, by the way.

[Jamie]

No, no, no, no.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. Times four.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

It's gonna keep going up. So the next one will be times eight.

[Jamie]

Right. Which is why you just got 222 points. You guys.

[Rob]

No, times four, we would get.

[Jamie]

No, no points. Times four.

[Rob]

396 points. I don't understand.

[Jamie]

From your original 100, then.

[Rob]

Yeah. No, we got 99 points on the board. 99 points times four.

[Jamie]

This is updated, guys.

[Rob]

It's not updated. We have three hundred and twenty two rounds.

[Jamie]

We won.

[Rob]

Ours was times four. Jamie, what's a hundred times four? It would be 400. We have 322. How is that possible? It is not.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We'll see you guys after this break.

[Rob]

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[Jamie]

How come it went from 2 to 4?

[Rob]

Play a math game next. All right, this is. This is Times. This is times eight. This is the. All right, here we go.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Hands of the leader.

[Rob]

Oh, we gotta look. Don't look at the board. Look at her looking at the board. But you want. You mean. I know what you're doing, Jamie. I know what you're doing. Jesus Christ.

[Jamie]

Let me get to you.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right.

[Rob]

It's the only chance we got.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Tables.

[Rob]

Oh, Hands on the tables.

[Jamie]

Okay, I know.

[Rob]

Anywhere but the table.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me the question.

[Rob]

There he is.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I don't know the question. Show me the question.

[Rob]

Oh, wait, hold on.

[Niana]

I don't think anyone's gonna get this when we skip it.

[Rob]

Thanks.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Jumping to conclusions.

[Niana]

I'm telling you, like this. You don't want to answer that.

[Jamie]

That feels like discrimination.

[Niana]

Oh, it's not discrimination.

[Rob]

I'm speaking. Don't look up. Jamie, are you ready?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Don't look up, guys. All right. Name something and you have to wait till I say go.

[Rob]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Name something.

[Rob]

I follow the rules.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Okay. Okay, we get it. We know. Name something you'd hate to see the valet driver doing with your car. Go.

[Rob]

All right.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

That was pretty close, Cougar. Who we thinking?

[Niana]

I think we gotta give it to Robbie Mathquiz.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Ooh, Robbie. Numbers.

[Rob]

It's okay.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I don't know.

[Rob]

You said you the first time. Fuck racing.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me racing. Okay. They have some opportunity here.

[Jamie]

Crashing.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me crashing.

[Rob]

That's good. Oh, now you guys are questioning the people in the back, huh? How does it feel? Weird sometimes, huh?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, boys, are we going to pass or play?

[Rob]

Up to you, boys.

[Niana]

I mean, passing was a mistake last time.

[Rob]

All right, we. We'll play.

[Niana]

We're back at times two.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

This.

[Niana]

This is the final round two.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

So they supposed to do like times five.

[Niana]

This is round seven.

[Rob]

So this is going to be times. What?

[Niana]

Wait, shouldn't it be more.

[Jamie]

You guys already cheated and got more points than you should have, so just.

[Rob]

When did that happen? Explain that.

[Niana]

Whoever wins this round, if this.

[Jamie]

If the. If the points went the way you said, it wouldn't make sense that we had 566. If it was 90 times it. It wouldn't make sense that we would have more than 566.

[Rob]

Nobody's 90 timesing anything, Jamie. The score would be a good 90.

[Jamie]

Times four, which is why you got 400 points.

[Rob]

Yeah, and you had times two, the one that you won before, and that's why you had like 200 points.

[Jamie]

No, we won three rounds and then you won one.

[Rob]

No, they went from two to four. They never went from two to three. Two, four.

[Jamie]

No, they doubled every time.

[Rob]

No, they weren't, because the second round. The second round was 100 points. How did they double? The second round was 100 points. Jamie.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

Yeah. Making up. We're playing, right?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

They fight like real siblings. This is crazy.

[Rob]

It. I'll write it and we'll do it live. We're playing, right.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You better not this up. You might rip your head off.

[Rob]

If there's not a podcast tomorrow, you guys know next week. You guys know what happened. Oh, this is cheating.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You're colluding.

[Jamie]

We're talking about what we want to do. When you lose and it comes to us, we're allowed to talk.

[Rob]

No, you're not. This is cheating.

[Jamie]

You just said you were gonna play. We're allowed to talk.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You're cheating. Fight.

[Jamie]

Look at the fucking rules. When they lose and it comes to us, you always see the family going like this. And then they give an answer.

[Rob]

This is the real Jamie. Everyone out there. Just so everyone knows.

[Jamie]

No, this is game show, Jamie, and I fucking mean it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I love you.

[Rob]

Go ahead.

[Jamie]

Keep me loose. That's right.

[Rob]

Keep her loose.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, Zolo, back to the game. Finally. That was crazy. Name something you'd hate to see the valet driver doing with your car.

[Rob]

I'm gonna say a joyride.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Let me see. Joyride. That kind of goes along with speeding. Yeah, it was close. Any. What do you. What do you think?

[Niana]

I'm gonna go with vandalizing.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me vandalizing answer. Good answer. Cheating. Okay. Shut up, Rob.

[Rob]

Drinking and driving.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me drinking and driving.

[Niana]

Great.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Hey, nice. Okay, we're still here.

[Rob]

We're really on the ropes here.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Zolo. There are five possibilities. Please get one anytime now.

[Rob]

Eating in it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me eating.

[Rob]

Yeah. All right.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right. Four possible answers left. Any. What's going on in your head?

[Niana]

I think I'm gonna say smoking.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me smoking.

[Rob]

That's number one.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Yeah.

[Rob]

The boys are back.

[Niana]

Come on.

[Rob]

This might be a horrible answer, but horrible. Let's see if I can think of something else before I say this.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Come on.

[Rob]

You got this. Having sex in it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me some answers.

[Rob]

That was a good answer.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, ladies, this is a big opportunity, okay?

[Rob]

They don't happen.

[Jamie]

You hate to see a valet driver move your seat.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Show me moving seat.

[Rob]

Oh, that was a time. Two at the end. I don't know how that makes sense, but. All right, we'll take it. We'll take it.

[Niana]

That's a wrap.

[Jamie]

Go ahead. Try to argue your points again.

[Rob]

No, we have the most points.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We won picking nose and sleeping now, now, minus those.

[Rob]

Minus those points from the middle score. And that's our score. Yeah. 244 on top of 496. 244 times two, though, right?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

No.

[Rob]

244 is multiplied by two already.

[Jamie]

Their chance when the board was. When it was like the first buzzer you guys answer was number two. You only get to play if your answer is number one. If it's number two, they have a chance to.

[Rob]

They did. They did try and steal. They. Jamie had a great answer, and it wasn't up there. Remember, Jamie, what was your answer? Crashing.

[Niana]

Your car crashing.

[Rob]

Oh, look at the women coming and trying to cheat for the women. Leave it to the judges.

[Niana]

Women are cheaters. Women are cheaters.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Confirmed.

[Rob]

Leave it to the judges, please. We're doing a pod.

[Jamie]

You said we can talk.

[Rob]

We're doing a pod. We have judges. Talk all you want to commiserate.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Oh, Cougar.

[Rob]

Ow.

[Jamie]

I don't remember on family food ever watching contemporary food asking.

[Niana]

She's still thinking about the baker. She's still thinking about the baker. Cougar, hit the lights.

[Jamie]

Really taking the fun at it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

I'm sorry, ladies.

[Rob]

I really was. You know what? You tried.

[Jamie]

No, I gotta say, yeah, you were the that begged for more points. So congratulations, we earned those points. She said it.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

You tried.

[Rob]

Sorry. Follow the rules. I know you guys don't like them.

[Jamie]

There was one round of cheating.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

All right, everybody, that's a wrap on today's game. The boys are up one.

[Rob]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

We have another game coming up very soon. Will the girls grow some balls and take it from the boys, or are the boys gonna stay on top in a spot where they belong always? Ladies, I'm rooting for you. I got money on the line. Let's see what this menstruation can do.

[Rob]

We're gonna be hearing about this for a long time.

[Jamie]

Guys. I don't think Tanner should host me. This feels great.

[Rob]

Oh, they're going against the host now.

[Niana]

Wow.

[Rob]

What the heck? Wow. Going against the host.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Have their own judge coming in.

[Jamie]

Because he's a girl doesn't mean she's on our team.

[Rob]

We have a lie about what happened.

[Niana]

She did try to cheat.

[Jamie]

She's like, the guy doing the points is a man. Should we argue about that?

[Niana]

But he's following the rules.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Guys, gender is not something to argue. We're all eating.

[Rob]

How much? How. Can I ask you something?

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Thank you for watching.

[Rob]

I will gamble with you.

[Jamie]

You would have said flower, though, and it would have been wrong anyway.

[Rob]

Oh, she just said we did. At least she's being honest about that. You want to take us out or. We already did.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Thank you for watching. We will see you in the next game show. Good night.

[Niana]

I want to give a big shout out to Brad. I love you, baby.

[Rob]

Great answer. The autism. Oh, man.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

But not today. Capone one time at hat One of the times. River at New Jersey battery. Capone one time.

[Rob]

Manhattan river at New Jersey Battery.

[Host (possibly Carly)]

Not today.