Sad Girls vs. Mean Girls: What’s Hotter? | Not Today, Pal

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Podcast Summary: "Sad Girls vs. Mean Girls: What’s Hotter?"

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler (YMH Studios)
August 28, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler—best known as TV siblings from The Sopranos—tackle an eclectic mix of topics, ranging from gender perceptions around bad behavior, viral cheese-rolling festivities, and the enduring debate: are sad girls or mean girls hotter? Jamie-Lynn (“Jamie”) brings her characteristic warmth, while Rob’s (“Robbie”) gruff, comedic perspective offers constant balance. Joined by Jamie’s husband Cutter and their friend Uncle Rob, the group swaps stories, pop culture opinions, and laugh-out-loud observations, giving listeners a hilarious peek into their idiosyncratic dynamic and real-life friendship.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Gender Double Standards: Drinking on the Job

[00:38-03:08]

• Robbie introduces a segment, "Explain This to Me," questioning why it's funny when a man is fired for drinking at work but sad when it's a woman.
  • Robbie: "A guy gets fired at work for drinking...you're like, you idiot, you got caught. Woman gets fired, I go, 'Oh my God, I hope everything's okay.' Why is that?"
• Jamie theorizes it’s cultural conditioning, attributing it to societal expectations of women having more self-control or equating it with instability.
  • Jamie: "A woman making a choice like that would equal, like, mental instability. Like, she's unstable…as opposed to a dude just made a dumb choice." [01:14]
• Uncle Rob wryly notes how society reacts differently to female alcoholics:
  • Uncle Rob: "Female alcoholics, it's unfortunate. You don't like to see it. A dude alcoholic's just a cool dude. There's nothing wrong with that." [02:27]

Notable Moment:

• Robbie reflects on his biases: "If a guy got caught drinking on the job, I'd be like, that doesn't mean he's an alcoholic. Or if a woman did, I'd be like, oh, she's an alcoholic." [02:38]
• Jamie: "It's just the way we've been raised to think." [02:51]

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Viral Cheese Rolling: Absurd Sporting Traditions

[03:03-10:39]

• Rob introduces the Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling event from England, playing videos of competitors hurling themselves down a hill after a cheese wheel.
  • Robbie: "It's very dangerous. You roll this thing of cheese down…and every year I'm like, oh, it's not gonna make me laugh this year..."
  • Jamie: "Oh my God. She has a concussion. They all do." [04:25]
• The pair marvel at the event’s danger, with Jamie drawing a comparison to "Squid Game" in terms of obvious physical harm.
  • Jamie: "This is like Squid Game." [08:08]
• Reflecting on motivation, Rob quips: "All for a little cheese."
• They contrast it with Spain’s Running of the Bulls, debating which tradition has the greater “rush.”

Memorable quote:

• Jamie: "What idiots. But what an incredible idiots. Human beings." [09:41]

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Running of the Bulls & Bullfighting

[10:39-14:46]

• Jamie shares her first-hand experience attending a bullfight in Spain, describing the intense, uncomfortable spectacle.
  • Jamie: "...you also know that the bull is about to die. It's cruel."
• Robbie probes into the cultural transition from pageantry to brutality.
  • Robbie: "Does it start off fun? And then when the bull's pissing himself, everyone's like, ah, damn." [14:19]
• Jamie emphasizes the art and history, but can't ignore the cruelty: "There's an art to it...but then it gets brutal." [14:22]
• The pair reflect on shifting cultural attitudes due to increasing protest and awareness of animal cruelty.

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Brushes with Fame: Police Escorts & NASCAR

[15:08-17:39]

• Robbie and Jamie reminisce about times they've had police escorts due to celebrity or charity involvement.
  • Robbie: "He picked me up in a cop car…My grandfather saw me getting in the cop car and thought I got arrested." [16:08]
• Jamie recalls riding in a NASCAR pace car, underlining that it was nauseating, despite loving roller coasters.

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Sandwich Talk & Celebrity Deli Orders

[17:39-20:41]

• Laughter abounds as the hosts discover what’s on the “Joe Rogan” sandwich at a local deli: fried chicken cutlets, fresh mozzarella, arugula, sun dried peppers, pesto, and balsamic glaze.
  • Robbie: "Maybe we try and get a 'Not Today, Pal' sandwich. What would we call ours?" [18:09]
  • Jamie: "Chicken cutlet, mozzarella, roasted red pepper, regular mozzarella, balsamic glaze…” [20:11]

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Hazing, Sportsmanship, and Raising Kids

[18:48-29:11]

• The conversation pivots to high school hazing and its dangers, sparked by a viral, disturbing incident.
  • Robbie: “At some point, like, when he's 16, 17, do you have…to talk about hazing with your kids?” [19:25]
• Cutter joins the discussion, affirming hazing is discouraged and less common nowadays.
  • Cutter: “They do, like, little things now… rookie pitchers wear, like, a Barbie backpack. I don't know how much they're doing...bad stuff.” [23:10]
• The trio debates rooting for or against teammates and the nature of competition in sports.
  • Cutter: “Baseball is different…everyone’s out for themselves.” [23:52]

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Parent Talk: Rages, Laughter, and Favorite Moments

[26:08-29:29]

• Jamie and Cutter share candid parenting stories, notably their son’s passionate (sometimes explosive) reactions to sports.
  • Cutter: “He can’t handle it. No, golf's not for him.” [26:36]
• Jamie reflects: “My favorite moments as a parent is watching my kids out in the world, when they don't know I'm watching, and seeing them be good people.” [27:53]
• Both parents agree that seeing their kids play together brings the greatest joy.

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Relationship & Attraction: “Married at First Sight”

[29:31-33:53]

• Robbie brings up the show Married at First Sight, noting a double standard: "When a woman is like, 'I'm not attracted to this guy,' they kind of usually are like, well, we got to get you out. But when the guy's not attracted to the woman, they make him seem like the villain." [29:31]
• Jamie and Robbie discuss attraction—how women may grow into attraction over time, while men usually don’t.
  • Jamie: “For a woman...she could more than not become more attracted to him. But a man, if he's not attracted from the start—you can't turn that on.” [30:24]
• Robbie shares stories of slowly developing attraction, especially with women he gets to know in new contexts (yoga teachers, friends).

What’s Hotter: Sad Girls vs. Mean Girls? (Main Episode Theme)

[38:08-43:10]

• Robbie shares his “type”—“mean-looking, but nice” girls.
  • Robbie: “I need a girl who looks like she’s mean, but she’s nice. Like, you know, I just...I like a New York girl.” [38:49]
• Jamie insists she’s been told she has “that face,” to much skepticism and laughter.
• Uncle Rob, on the other hand, confesses a soft spot for “sad girls.”
  • Uncle Rob: “I love sad. They feel so much. They care so much.” [43:07]
• The group debates famous examples: Cheryl Cole (“mean girl” energy per Robbie) vs. Brittany Murphy or Amy Winehouse (the “sad girl” archetype).
  • Uncle Rob: "I'll deal with ghosts." [43:34]

Memorable Quote:

• Robbie: “See, I like angry. You like sad.” [42:55]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Gender Double Standards

  • Robbie: “If a guy got caught drinking on the job, I'd be like, that doesn't mean he's an alcoholic. Or if a woman did, I'd be like, oh, she's an alcoholic.” [02:38]

• Cheese Rolling

  • Jamie: “Oh my God. She has a concussion. They all do.” [04:25]
  • Jamie: “What idiots. But what an incredible idiots. Human beings.” [09:41]

• Parenting

  • Jamie: “My favorite moments as a parent [are] watching my kids out in the world and seeing them be good people.” [27:53]

• Attraction & Relationship Double Standards

  • Jamie: “For a woman...she could more than...become more attracted to him. But a man, if he's not attracted from the start—you can't turn that on.” [30:24]
  • Robbie: “I need a girl who looks like she’s mean, but she’s nice.” [38:49]

• Sad vs. Mean Girls Debate

  • Robbie: “See, I like angry. You like sad.” [42:55]
  • Uncle Rob: “I love sad. They feel so much.” [43:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:38 | Gender double standards: drinking at work | | 03:03 | The annual cheese-rolling spectacle | | 10:39 | Running of the Bulls and bullfighting in Spain | | 15:08 | Celebrity life: Police escorts and NASCAR pace car | | 17:39 | Celebrity sandwich orders: The “Joe Rogan” | | 18:48 | Hazing in youth sports, parenting talk | | 26:08 | Parenting stories: tantrums and joys | | 29:31 | Double standards on attraction (“Married at First Sight”) | | 38:08 | What’s hotter: Sad girls or mean girls? | | 42:55 | Robbie and Uncle Rob’s “type” discussion |

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a perfect capsule of Jamie and Robbie’s friendship: raw, funny, sometimes abrasive, but always affectionate and real. Their conversations—though they tackle offbeat subjects and reveal frank opinions—carry an undercurrent of mutual respect and genuine curiosity about each other’s perspectives. The addition of Cutter and Uncle Rob provides amusing side-bars and firsthand insights, especially during deeper topics like raising kids and relationships.

For anyone wondering: Sad girls and mean girls both have their advocates, but the heated debate and the hosts' personal confessions on attraction (and parenting, and cheese-rolling lunacy) cover a surprising emotional territory, making for a fun and memorable episode.

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Listen if you enjoy:

• Honest, unfiltered banter
• Hilarious real-life stories
• Pop culture and sports tangents
• Unlikely life lessons
• Comedic exploration of gender, attraction, and parenting

Transcript

[Robbie]

Not today, pal. Can you guys see it from there? Robbie spills.

[Jamie Lynn]

No, your mic is covering it.

[Robbie]

Robbie, I spilled water on his. I spilled water on my hoodie.

[Jamie Lynn]

But your mic blocks it perfectly.

[Robbie]

I mean, perfect. What are you. What are you gonna do? So I thought about a little thing that we could start doing. Because a lot of times I have these feelings. I'm like, what? I'm like, we could do a session called Explain this to me, okay. Or not a session, a segment called Explain this to Me. I'll tell you why I think a certain way, and you'll be like, explain me why I think this.

[Jamie Lynn]

Okay.

[Robbie]

I think this one is. A lot of people are going to agree with. A guy gets fired at work for drink. Caught drinking on the job. It's funny. It's kind of funny. You go like, you stupid. You got caught. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regular guy. Like, you know he's not a surgeon, right? Or something? Yeah, yeah. But you're like, oh, you got caught. Like, you idiot. You know, like one of my boys. If it was like, I can't believe you got caught. You got a job, you idiot. Blah, blah. Woman gets fired for drinking on the job. I go, oh, my God. Are you. I hope everything's okay. Like, it's. It feels sad. It feels like a. It feels like, oh, my God. Is it. Explain this to me.

[Jamie Lynn]

Women have, I think, notoriously, maybe more self control when it comes to things like that. I think that for whatever reason, a woman making a choice like that would equal, like, mental instability. Like, she's unstable, she's going through something, she's off the rails, as opposed to a dude just made a dumb choice. Like, I don't think women make dumb choices as often as men.

[Robbie]

Really?

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Well, I don't know. I know a lot of women who I'm friends with who come to me about the moronic choices they make in relationships and stuff.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah. But I'm talking dumb choices. Like drinking at work.

[Robbie]

Ah, yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Like, I think a dude could be like, whatever. Like, I just don't see a girl doing that.

[Robbie]

Do you guys agree back there that, like, a woman drinking on the job is like. Like, like, listen, if they were like, any got fired for drinking on the job, I'd be like, oh, dude. I would text him, big bro, what the. Like, it's kind of funny where if Barley did it, I'd be like, is she all right?

[Jamie Lynn]

Y same, you know, like, it's.

[Robbie]

It's. There's a.

[Jamie Lynn]

What's she going through?

[Robbie]

Right? Yeah, there must be Something really bothering her.

[Uncle Rob]

No. Yeah, I agree. I think.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Uncle Rob]

I think female alcoholics, it's.

[Robbie]

It's.

[Uncle Rob]

It's unfortunate you don't like to see it. A dude, alcoholics, just. Just a cool dude. That's not. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Robbie]

Like, I kind of agree with you. But the other thing is, like, if a guy got caught drinking on the job, I'd be like, that doesn't mean he's an alcoholic. Or if a woman did, I'd be like, oh, she's an alcohol.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

It's very strange. I couldn't figure out, like, why I.

[Jamie Lynn]

It's just the way we've been raised to think. Yeah, it's just the. What, like, history has shown or what we've been told it has shown. You know what I mean?

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, for sure. I don't know. I just found it. I found it kind of interesting. All right, here. There's this thing every year. It's called, like, the cheese roll or something. It's in another country. I forget what country. Sorry, I probably sound very dumb right now. But they. But they're very dumb. They take a cheese wheel and they wheel it down a hill, and then everybody goes running after it. I don't know if it's like our groundhog's day, like the. The first day of spring or whatever. Pause it for a second. Like the first day? Yeah, like first day of spring. Like, you know, whatever they do. But it's like, you get to the top of this hill, it's very dangerous. You roll this thing of cheese down. And for 10 years I've seen it, and every year I'm like, oh, it's not gonna make me laugh this year.

[Jamie Lynn]

And.

[Robbie]

And then you watch it, and you're like, what the fuck is. So this girl?

[Jamie Lynn]

And people chase the cheese wheel.

[Robbie]

You chase the cheese wheel down a hill that is, like, very dangerous. It's not like a regular hill you're going to see. But this girl is very excited to be there. Like you said, she's smiling. Let's watch what happens with her. I can't believe you're back. How have you been training for the last year?

[Jamie Lynn]

I'm just pretty active. I like doing sports. I just biked 176km yesterday around Lake Geneva.

[Robbie]

So I like being healthy and active. You all set to go? Are you feeling a little bit nervous, perhaps?

[Jamie Lynn]

Not really nervous.

[Robbie]

Not nervous at all. Super chill. All right.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, is she about to get smoked?

[Robbie]

Well, let's see.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, fuck. There you Go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She has a concussion. They all do.

[Robbie]

Look at this. Okay, by the way, being like, why are you.

[Jamie Lynn]

Where was the cheese?

[Robbie]

You don't even see it. But by the way, the whole thing of, like, why are you here? Oh, because I'm healthy and I like being active. This is the opposite. This is not going to make you healthy anymore. I possibly.

[Jamie Lynn]

You remember throwing yourself down a hill when you were little? Like, rolling down a hill, but I.

[Robbie]

Mean, not a hill like that.

[Jamie Lynn]

But that was like. That was it. I mean, they were purposely. Oh, here we go. The Cooper's Hill Cheese rolling and wake is an annual event in Brockworth, England, where participants race down a hill chasing a wheel of dubber double louse. Esther. Cheese.

[Robbie]

Yeah. So, I mean, that is.

[Jamie Lynn]

The cheese gets a head start and is rarely caught. Does anybody win anything at the end?

[Robbie]

There's a guy who gets the cheese, and that guy holds it up, and they, like, take pictures and it's like, well, you're the man. You know, they probably, like, buy him.

[Jamie Lynn]

I'd like to watch it again.

[Robbie]

He wins the. Yeah, let's watch it. Let's watch. Let's put us back. Yeah, look at this photo down there.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, and then they have to bang into each other.

[Robbie]

Jamie. People.

[Jamie Lynn]

People are not padded up enough. Why didn't even have a helme.

[Robbie]

You know what it is? Here's the thing again. You get the vibe. You're like. Sometimes it's like, oh, these are the boys. Like, you're having a few drinks. You go down the hill, whatever.

[Jamie Lynn]

See the guy at the top in the black? We cut. We were off.

[Robbie]

Oh, well, this is just the. The angles are always insane. It's never like a.

[Jamie Lynn]

You know, like, see that guy? Like, look, he's not going to throw his body. He's. He's. Okay, great. Oh, that guy.

[Robbie]

But it just. You get. You get. If you're like the first one out, you get all excited and you get. Yeah, they have, like, a rugby team at the bottom tackling people.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, oh, oh. Was that the thunder?

[Robbie]

Yeah, it's pouring rain right now, guys. It's like. It's. It's the. The thunder. Look at this. James. Here you go.

[Jamie Lynn]

Wait, is that guy on strings attached to his body in the green shirt? This is so dumb.

[Robbie]

People get up and then, you know what happens is, like, some people make it to the bottom, like, kind of. Okay. And then they get hit by somebody else from behind.

[Jamie Lynn]

Wait, can you take us back to the first video with the girl?

[Robbie]

Oh, Wait, wait, hold on. Before you do, go to the end of this one where you see the. The little bump. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Jamie, you gotta see this guy. Watch this guy on the top, right? Hold on. He comes flying in. Listen. Listen to the screams. I mean, this is just like a suicide cheese run. The football team's like. And then. You know what's funny is.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, they're calling. They're calling for parents. That guy's head looked like it flew off his body.

[Robbie]

He had to be helicoptered out.

[Jamie Lynn]

That guy. I swear to God, I saw his head fall off.

[Robbie]

He had to be helicoptered away. I know. Yeah, they had the helicopter amount. All for a little cheating.

[Jamie Lynn]

Because this is. It does.

[Robbie]

No, listen, it's. It's funny. Here, watch. Listen to the scream.

[Jamie Lynn]

His head is gone.

[Robbie]

That was fun. Look like he snapped his arm at the beginning there. I think everything snapped. But the thing is, they do, like, multiple runs of this. So this happens. They helicopter him away, and they're like, all right, next crew, run up to the top.

[Jamie Lynn]

This is like squid game.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Well, do you think that the. Oh, my God. Do you think the chick in the beginning really threw herself down because she got all that air time, like, she got that interview before. She's like, I know that they're gonna get me a camera shot. I'm gonna go full force the way that woman threw her body.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Can you go back to the. The second part? Not the interview, but the. When she was. When she's. When she gets launched.

[Jamie Lynn]

Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Now that I know what's coming. She's just doing somersaults.

[Robbie]

Look. She's like, yeah, I'm real healthy. I like to be active. I guess I just bike Lake Geneva. And now she's like, I'm gonna bash my head.

[Jamie Lynn]

She went in that hole. That's what did it.

[Robbie]

Look, she's bashing her head into the ground just repeatedly. And then again, everyone's like, surprised. They're like, wow. Can't believe someone.

[Jamie Lynn]

It looks like they're about to cover her with a sheet. Like she's dead. Oh, she got the cheese that. Look at her.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah. These. They've had a few.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah. The Refugee Community Kitchen Represent girl. Way to go. Wow. She looks like she just walked around the block. What a beast.

[Robbie]

Hell yeah, Ava. They're like, what do you think about Sydney's brain damage?

[Jamie Lynn]

Grass in her hair.

[Robbie]

What do you think about that girl who just got brain damage rolling down the hill? She's like, oh, I'M not. I'm not here for that.

[Jamie Lynn]

She looks unscathed other than the dirt in her hair.

[Robbie]

Well, you probably just got to make it to the bottom. Not killing yourself. And you could run and grab the wheel.

[Jamie Lynn]

Wow, what idiots.

[Robbie]

Yeah, but what an incredible idiots.

[Jamie Lynn]

Human beings.

[Robbie]

I could see back in the day if I was drinking and it was like, we're going to run down this hill and letting that get away from.

[Jamie Lynn]

I would be a spectator for sure.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

With the crowd screams of that one guy, it was a collective feeling of like, oh, he's.

[Robbie]

But again, this is kind of like. That's kind of what they're there.

[Jamie Lynn]

It's like running with the bulls. Remember people did that. They don't do that anymore, do they?

[Robbie]

They have to, right?

[Jamie Lynn]

Still do.

[Robbie]

What is that? Pompano. Where is that?

[Jamie Lynn]

Since in Spain.

[Robbie]

Running of the bulls. Pamplona, Spain. July 6th. July 14th. See, that's. I think that's like. At least that there's like an ultimate rush of life. Like. Like, there's like, dude, this fucking bull was chasing me. You have like, this bull was chasing me and it reminded me of like, I really felt alive.

[Jamie Lynn]

We're here.

[Robbie]

It's like there's some Swiss cheese rolling down the hill.

[Jamie Lynn]

I do a bull fight when I was in Spain and it is so intense.

[Robbie]

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[Jamie Lynn]

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[Robbie]

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[Jamie Lynn]

At least it'll make it better.

[Robbie]

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[Jamie Lynn]

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[Robbie]

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[Jamie Lynn]

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[Robbie]

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[Jamie Lynn]

Well, one of them's gonna win, right?

[Robbie]

The man or the bull?

[Jamie Lynn]

Yes.

[Robbie]

Yes.

[Jamie Lynn]

And it's like it slows everything down. Like you could hear a pin drop in the stadium or whatever it's called. And it's. It's very uncomfortable. And then you also know that the. The bull is about to die.

[Robbie]

Right. You know, and they kill the bull.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's. It's to the death.

[Robbie]

Holy.

[Jamie Lynn]

And they pierce it through the, like a. Its brain, essentially. And then you're watching it, like, still try to fight while it's dying. And it's like pissing itself. And it's terrible. It's really terrible.

[Robbie]

And our people in the crowd who are like regulars, like high fiving. Oh, yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Most of them were older and then a Lot of. There was a lot of protesters out in the front. I mean, it's. I think it's. It's. It's not. It doesn't happen as much as obviously it used to. It's. It's. It's cruel.

[Robbie]

But does it start off fun? And then when the bull's pissing himself, everyone's like, ah, damn.

[Jamie Lynn]

I wouldn't say it starts off fun. It starts off quite beautiful because, I mean, the. The costumes, the artistry, like, the elegance, like, there's a. There's an art to it. There's a history to it that you feel. But then it gets brutal. But you're saying it's to the death.

[Robbie]

You're saying it's to the death. So the. The bull dies, but the man, they'll come in and save him.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, but not until he's. Has a horn in his side or something. That's, like, severe.

[Robbie]

Like, Is that where that saying comes from? You're the horn in my side.

[Jamie Lynn]

Thorn. That's a thorn. Yeah. But, yeah, it's. I mean, it's. They don't step in if they feel like it's getting too dangerous for the matador. Like, you know, he is putting his life at risk.

[Robbie]

Here's something I have written down. Have you ever had a police escort anywhere.

[Jamie Lynn]

On set.

[Robbie]

But never, like, in your car driving? No. I was trying to think when we went to the Emmys, maybe one time.

[Jamie Lynn]

Maybe, like, once we're at the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, to help us get ahead. But I've never had, like, an official police escort where you were, like, driving, you know, down main roads, and we're just weaving behind a police car.

[Robbie]

Now I've done police escort, but I also. One time I did an event for the. No big deal. I did a charity event for the Special Olympics. No big deal. Yeah, of course. And they picked me up in a cop car because he was like, oh, I got to take you from New York to Jersey, and we need to, like, fly. Like, you know, like, we can't. Got caught in traffic or whatever. So he picked me up in a cop car in front of my building and drove me out to Jersey with, like, the sirens on.

[Jamie Lynn]

Wow.

[Robbie]

But my grandfather saw me getting in the cop car and thought I got arrested. He just saw. He just saw me walking out with a cop, and he was like, what? What. What happened? Like, was, like, very concerned, and I was like, no, Pop, it's good. Like, yeah. I was like, I'm going to the Special Olympics. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

That was the complete opposite of what he thought was happening.

[Robbie]

Exactly. Yeah. But he was still like, antennas up. He was like community service. Yeah. Like, he's like, you don't want to tell me. I was like, no, no, no, Pop, I'm going to. Cuz he also. It was probably like 9am and he had never seen me out at 9am before.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, that was. Would throw anybody.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, that's cool.

[Robbie]

I'm trying because remember when we went to the Emmys on the bus? Like they had like a Jersey transit bus? I feel like we might have had a police escort.

[Jamie Lynn]

My memory is so spotty.

[Robbie]

Then we're just a bus driving down the. Down the street.

[Jamie Lynn]

A bus driving down the street.

[Robbie]

Maybe.

[Jamie Lynn]

I was in a pace car once for.

[Robbie]

Nascar.

[Jamie Lynn]

Uhhuh. And we were not obviously going fast. And maybe it's because of the angle of the track or whatever it is. I. And I love roller coaster. I was so nauseous when I got out of that car.

[Robbie]

How fast does it go?

[Jamie Lynn]

It go.

[Robbie]

Goes kind of fast, right?

[Jamie Lynn]

60, 70.

[Robbie]

I thought it would go fast, but.

[Jamie Lynn]

Just on that track with however they're designed and everything.

[Robbie]

Whoa. Yeah. And you got. Did you throw up after?

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, almost. I had to.

[Robbie]

Like, it could have also been what you ate before. If you're at like a trashy stadium and like, you had some, like, you know, for sure. Brisket, fries, maybe.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, maybe.

[Robbie]

Speak. We spoke about the sanguich guy. Should we see the sandwich? Should we see the sandwich guy?

[Uncle Rob]

Come on, bro.

[Robbie]

Look at this. Another Joe Rogan over here.

[Uncle Rob]

He makes a Joe Rogan and a turkey and Swiss. Forget about it.

[Robbie]

German's Italian deli.

[Uncle Rob]

Fresh every day.

[Robbie]

How you doing?

[Jamie Lynn]

So Joe Rogan has to have meat.

[Robbie]

I would assume meat. He can't just go full Italian because that would just be an Italian sangu. Right.

[Jamie Lynn]

So it looks like roasted red peppers, tomatoes.

[Robbie]

Oh, can you. Can you go to Giovani's deli, their website, their menu, and look at what's on the Joe Rogan? Maybe that's our push. Maybe we try and get a Not today, pal. Yeah. Or what. What would we call our sandwich? Not today, pal. Yeah, maybe. Let's see. We got Giovani. Giovani D. No, we'll do another thing. See if you could find the Joe Rogan and then we'll. When it comes to your kids, are you going to talk or do you have to. Do they recommend talking about hazing to them? Because I just saw a thing hazing.

[Jamie Lynn]

Like what you do for, like, A fraternity and stuff.

[Robbie]

So I just. Because your kids are on these, like, traveling sports teams. I just saw one where a kid on a soccer team, they put him in a cage, and allegedly, I don't. I can't get in. They sexually assaulted what? This kid? I don't know. I just. I heard about it. I was like, oh, this is. I mean, we got a. I mean.

[Jamie Lynn]

Their sports are intense, but not like. I mean, there's never. They're never. Not adult. Supervised.

[Robbie]

Right. I'm saying, though. But do you have to. At some point, like, when he's 16, 17, do you have.

[Jamie Lynn]

I imagine that happening more in, like, a high school team. You know what I mean? I could see maybe something like that happening.

[Robbie]

And I'm not even saying, like, that extreme, but I'm just saying, like, some sort of hazing where, like, what would your talk be with him would be like, hey, you gotta rough it. That's the team.

[Jamie Lynn]

Or do you go territory?

[Robbie]

Should we have Cutter in here for the. For the end of the pod? Cutter, you want to come in? Is he outside? I actually asked Cutter a sports question the other day. Do we know what's on the. The Joe Rogan? Oh, here, Jane. We got the Joe Rogan.

[Jamie Lynn]

Okay.

[Robbie]

Fried chicken cutlets. Very nice. Fresh mutts, arugula, sun dried tomatoes, salt, pepper.

[Jamie Lynn]

That's a Padre Pio.

[Robbie]

Can you. Can you click on it? Because I think there seems like there's more. Oh, it doesn't work. All right. Yeah, but that's. That's good. We know the main ingredients. Fried. Yeah, that's. That's a nice sandwich. What would be on the yamilee.

[Jamie Lynn]

Chicken cutlet? Yeah, mozzarella, roasted red pepper.

[Robbie]

You would want melted mozzarella or regular?

[Jamie Lynn]

Regular. And then balsamic glaze.

[Robbie]

Balsamic glaze.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, pesto.

[Robbie]

Oh, here we go.

[Jamie Lynn]

I like pesto, but I don't think I would.

[Robbie]

I wonder why he chose this for the Joe Rogan. The Joe Rogan is fried chicken cutlets, fresh mozzarella, arugula, sun dried peppers, homemade pesto, and balsamic glaze. The deli all also offers a three foot version.

[Jamie Lynn]

All right, Sanguich.

[Robbie]

He says, sanguine Cutter's not coming in. Did you. Do you know what he said?

[Jamie Lynn]

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[Robbie]

Man, that sounds so easy. Yeah. Because what I asked Cutter the other day was, when you were on a team, did you ever hate a teammate so much that you would root against him? Come in, cut. Like, did you ever hate a teammate so much?

[Jamie Lynn]

I hate teams that both play so much that I root against.

[Robbie]

But that's. I'm saying that's the opponent. I'm saying, do you ever have a teammate that you. Oh, he's got. He's got it. He's got to put the zin in before he gets on. He's got to perform. So what. What I. What I was saying. Did you hear what I was saying to Jamie or. No. From out there?

[Cutter]

Yeah, kind of.

[Robbie]

So that there was. There was hazing. There was like a hazing thing I saw, and a kid allegedly got sexually. They put him in a cage and allegedly sexually assaulted. And see, Cutter's just going to laugh when this happens. They put. It was a soccer team. They put the kid in a cage and allegedly sexually assaulted him. Terrible, right? So what I said to Jamie is, what age do you have to start talking to your kids about, like, hazing? What do you say? Do you say anything? How does this. How does this.

[Cutter]

I don't think it's as bad, like, I don't think it's as bad, like, today as it was. Like, I don't. I don't know who. Who's. When was that? You know?

[Robbie]

I don't know. Can you look up the kid who got the soccer team hazing a kid sexually assaulted in a cage?

[Cutter]

I mean, they do, like, little things now. Like. Like in baseball, they have, like, the rookie pitchers wear, like, a Barbie backpack. Like, little things like that.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

I don't know how much they're doing. Like, it feels like it always comes out now. Whatever they're Doing.

[Robbie]

But they do that in the major leagues, too. Like, they do. Like. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, you know, like, I don't know. I would imagine that this happens more than we know. Like, the fraternity hazing, probably.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

So the. The school has never. Like, you guys are still too young, or. They want. I mean, he's in elementary school still, so the. The question that I asked Cutter was, did you ever have a teammate who you hated so much that you'd root against him? And you said, yeah.

[Cutter]

I mean, baseball is different because, like, you play every day. And I was in the minors, you know, everyone's. Everyone's out for themselves. Yeah. To make it right.

[Jamie Lynn]

So nobody cares if the team wins.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

There's always someone trying to take your job. You're trying to take someone else's job. So it's not like I'm, like, personal, purposely rooting against them, but it's just. It's human nature.

[Robbie]

Yeah. So there would be a time where, like, let's say you guys are down by one tying run, is on base. Guy gets up, strikes out, and you're like, good. The fuck? I don't want that guy to have the glory.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Cutter]

No, no, no, no, no. I always. No, not at all. No. I mean, I always wanted to win, but again, you're not really trying to win as much when you're in the minors. You're just trying to, like, make it. Once you're on a team in the big leagues, you're trying to make it.

[Robbie]

Were there ever any guys in the minors who. You were annoyed by them because they were, like, so passionate about winning, and you're like, it doesn't matter.

[Cutter]

You know, it wasn't really. It's not really like that. Like, no one like, you all. You all want to win.

[Jamie Lynn]

You know, when has an attachment to the team.

[Robbie]

No, really. But don't you feel like. I feel like these days in the majors, like, people have way less attachment to the team. They did when I was growing up, for sure.

[Jamie Lynn]

Games way different, More into players. People are way more. Oh, look at us. Romantic.

[Robbie]

Oh, he went for a kiss. He didn't get. No idea. Two Central Catholic High School students expelled after allegations of hazing.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, it's a Catholic school, too.

[Robbie]

Sexual harassment.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah. See, in high school, I bet this goes on.

[Robbie]

That's what I'm saying. Like, you gotta. You got. You gotta talk to your kids. Right? You gotta be.

[Cutter]

No, not to do.

[Jamie Lynn]

He was locked in a cage.

[Robbie]

Yeah, see, he locked in a cage.

[Cutter]

I mean, this is like extreme. Like this isn't even close to reality. Like this happened. But that's terrible, you know.

[Robbie]

Where was it again?

[Uncle Rob]

San Antonio.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it was right here. Guys, you gotta. Uncle Rob, staying alert. I'm gonna, you know, I need you guys.

[Jamie Lynn]

Well, you can have the talk with them.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you know what? I will. I'll be like, listen, these weirdos are gonna try and put you in a cage. Don't do it.

[Jamie Lynn]

They'll never, they'll never, they'll never lock Jack in a cage.

[Robbie]

No, no, no. Well, they might have to lock him in a cage for their own good.

[Jamie Lynn]

Cutter went to teach Jack to ride a two wheeler today. And Jack literally just got on and rode off.

[Robbie]

Really?

[Jamie Lynn]

No hesitation, like nothing.

[Robbie]

That was the first time without training wheels. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

And he just took off?

[Robbie]

Yeah, for sure. That's awesome.

[Cutter]

He didn't know how to stop and he got pissed, had like roid rage and like walked away.

[Robbie]

Well, you said he's, he's been raging out on the golf course, right?

[Cutter]

Raging full blown putter throw, everything screaming.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

He can't handle it. No, golf's not for him.

[Robbie]

And he's how old now?

[Jamie Lynn]

7.

[Robbie]

So how do the other 7 year olds feel when he's like raging out?

[Jamie Lynn]

They just stare at him.

[Robbie]

Yeah. And what do you guys tell them? Like, don't do that. Or you're like, it's okay.

[Jamie Lynn]

Well, at this point we've said it so many times. We just were like, okay, we're leaving. And then he freaks out and we're.

[Cutter]

Like, well, then we give in and don't leave.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

And then, and then it's just a.

[Robbie]

Circle and then he rages again. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

We go to the snack shop and go home.

[Robbie]

Is there, is there one other kid who even a little bit like rages? Like him or he's just on the island.

[Jamie Lynn]

A two year old?

[Cutter]

I don't think so.

[Jamie Lynn]

No, he's. He's the worst.

[Robbie]

Wow. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

He's crazy.

[Cutter]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I love that. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, he loves hard though, you know.

[Robbie]

So we, we talk, we've talked a lot of negative stuff about like the kids. Are you guys having a tough time with it? What about what for both of you? Like, what is the best moment for you guys in like your. You've been parents for how long? 13, 12 years? 11?

[Jamie Lynn]

Almost 12.

[Robbie]

Almost 12 years. What's been the best moments of being a parent or best moment? Or what comes to mind when you think of like, best moment. See, this is why we talk about the negative. I think that's that's your flies.

[Jamie Lynn]

I think my favorite moments as a parent is watching my kids, like, out in the world when they don't know I'm watching them and seeing them be good people.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Like. Or hearing from other people, like, your kid did something nice for my kid. Or your kid was like. To me, that's a really rewarding thing because it makes me feel like no matter the times I think I fucked it up or the times you think you're not doing this enough or whatever, like, knowing that we're raising good humans also hearing them laugh and play together makes me happy.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

That was gonna be mine. Probably them playing together, you know, and then just, like, hanging out with them and being like, yeah, they're fun to.

[Jamie Lynn]

Hang out with now. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

I got any as full bone asleep right now, by the way.

[Robbie]

Yeah, that's good.

[Cutter]

But he's like, no, that's how he always looks.

[Robbie]

He's like.

[Cutter]

He's like, oh, we're talking about being parents. No way.

[Robbie]

Yeah. No, there. I got. I'm like the Grinch with, like, the little heart. But when. When I'm at your house and, like, you're sitting doing something, like, not paying attention to your kid, and you're. And, like, your kid comes over and will just, like, hug you. And, like, you don't even, like, look at them. You're just, like, petting them. And, like, that. That gets me. I'm like, that's very.

[Jamie Lynn]

We have very affectionate kids, which is nice.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, when Jack's not raging out. Yeah, he wants to get out.

[Jamie Lynn]

He actually, like, he was trying. He. Him and I had, like, a real hard struggle for, like, five full minutes the other day of him trying to figure out how to sit on my lap. He's just too big now. Like, he wanted to be in a little ball on my lap and watch tv, and he just kept moving his body. I'm like, dude, we can't do it anymore. You're more than half the size of me.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Sad.

[Robbie]

What? Here's something the three of us could discuss. So I watched Married at First Sight. I love it. It's one of the best shows. You know, I've explained it before, but the people, they don't know each other. They feel like they're ready to get married. They match two people. They go, you're gonna marry this person they meet at the altar, and then they live together. Their life is like. It's like they're two married people. And the thing I don't understand is when. When a woman is like, I'm not attracted to this guy, they kind of usually are like, well, we got to. Then we got to get you out of here. Like, that's not okay. Like, you know, God, for. God forbid, you know, we don't. But when the guy's not attracted to the woman, like, they sit down with him and they're like, what's your problem? Like, they're like, how dare you? You know? And he's like, what? I'm not attracted to. And they're like, she's beautiful. And he's like, okay, well, I'm. I don't know what to tell you. Like, I'm not attracted to her. I'm sorry. And they make him seem like the villain also, too.

[Jamie Lynn]

Don't you feel like, for men and women, for a woman, if she's not attracted to a man, I think that she could more than, like, more than not be. Come more attracted to him. Yes. But a man, if he's not attracted to a woman from the start, you.

[Robbie]

Can'T turn that on. Very rare. Very rare.

[Jamie Lynn]

Right?

[Robbie]

I've seen. I've known guys who liked a girl for, like, three years, and they were friends, and everyone knows that he likes. She knows. And she's like, I'm not into him. I'm not into him. And then, like, she sees him around, like, his niece. No, no, no. Like, around his niece. Like, around a child. And then she's like, I think I'm in love with him.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Like, instantly falls.

[Jamie Lynn]

And there's movies about that.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've seen it in real life where a woman's like, no, no, no, he's not my type. He's not this. And then she sees, like, you know, the niece is like, uncle John. And she's like, oh, my God. Like, I saw him in a different light. Or, like, with his mom or, like you said, another girl. Like, it changes in a day sometimes.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, but for dudes.

[Robbie]

No, I've seen it happen for dudes. Like, listen, it's happened to me specifically with yoga teachers. Like, where I've met yoga teachers, and I'm like, oh, no. Like, I'm not into them. And then, like, a year later, I'm like, I think I love them because every time you see them, they make you feel so good.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

That, like, you're so excited when they're coming over.

[Jamie Lynn]

Like, still don't want to sleep with them?

[Robbie]

No, I do. I do. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

One of the yoga teachers I know that you introduced me to.

[Robbie]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not that. Not that one. But they're.

[Cutter]

But not yet.

[Robbie]

Yeah. No, but the feeling does grow even a little there where you're like, huh, Man. But there was like. There's one I'm thinking of specifically where I. Like, the first time I saw her, I was like, I wouldn't even look at her twice. And then six months later, I'd be like, she's the best woman on the planet.

[Jamie Lynn]

Do you have a type?

[Robbie]

Yeah, I do, but it's also. It changed. Like, it changes. I've gotten older. Like, when I was 16, said that that's. I was like, short Spanish girls, like, like, with, you know, a little extra weight. Like, I. I like the. Like, I like that. And then as I got older, it kind of became, like, different. Like, it wasn't. I didn't. I don't know. But it's also like. I think it's what you're around, right? Like, when I went to school, there were a lot of, like, Spanish girls and this. And then. I don't know. I just think you're a personality guy now. Yeah, well, no personality, but also, like, I'm just not into blondes. Like, I'm. It's. It's like one in a million where I'm like, I almost, like, don't see them.

[Jamie Lynn]

Think I've seen you with a blonde.

[Robbie]

I just don't register. Like, I've said it before. Me and my friends will go out or whatever. Like, meet. You meet four girls. And then it's like, everyone. You leave, and they're like, man, that blonde one, I'm like, which one was that? Like, I don't even.

[Jamie Lynn]

Wow.

[Robbie]

I don't register, I don't know, for something about me. Like, I just see blondes. I'm like, hi, how are you? And then, like, you know, we're like. But back in the day, like, a 411 brunette, like, Spanish girl back in the day, 4 11? Yeah. What? Yeah, 411? Yeah. Jennifer Love Hewitt, I think is 411.

[Jamie Lynn]

He's not 411.

[Robbie]

I think Big Ed was 4 11. He did that earlier when I said Jennifer Love Hewitt. You got a thing for Jennifer Lopez? How tall is Jennifer Love, dude?

[Cutter]

5.

[Jamie Lynn]

5 2? Yeah, but that's a lot taller.

[Robbie]

But they bumped that up. You know, they bump it up. She's not an athlete.

[Jamie Lynn]

She's not 411.

[Cutter]

She's not like, her sports card.

[Robbie]

I'm telling you. I'm telling you, she's shorter than 5:2. I guarantee it. 100%. I took a picture of her when I was, like, 15, and I was towering over her. See, that's my, that's my type. Wow. Big edge. Big edge for 11.

[Jamie Lynn]

That's so little.

[Robbie]

Yeah. 411. What a student.

[Jamie Lynn]

Has there ever been a man with that body shape before?

[Robbie]

Look, he's. She. In the airport when they met, she made him go back to back because he said he was taller than her, and she was like, no, look, you're still together, bro. He's never still together with anybody. It lasts like a week, and then they just hate him.

[Cutter]

Has he been on the show multiple times?

[Robbie]

Yeah, multiple. Multiple women. Multiple things. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

His name is Ed Brown.

[Robbie]

Yeah. And at first, at first, you guys.

[Cutter]

Should try to figure out.

[Jamie Lynn]

He sent Rob a cameo, remember?

[Robbie]

Yeah, at first, everybody really liked him, and then over the years, like, he kind of came out and was like, yeah, I'm kind of a scumbag. Like, like, I don't, I, I, I don't treat these women right. But he's. She's trying. He went to therapy and whatever.

[Jamie Lynn]

He's like, Jax Taylor.

[Cutter]

You guys got to get him on the pod. Big Ed.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Oh, Jamie didn't sound too, I don't.

[Jamie Lynn]

Know, the three foot tall leprechaun.

[Robbie]

Oh, that's Jamie. That's not nice.

[Jamie Lynn]

It's what the headline says.

[Robbie]

Oh, that's not nice, Jamie. Don't call him that. Do you have the. You know, we haven't done Cutters Weekly Instagram in a while. I, I, we need to get back on that. There's a Cutters Weekly Instagram that's been on the thing for, like, months. Do you have that? Yeah, here we go. I'm done.

[Jamie Lynn]

Should I just run and jump up?

[Robbie]

Yeah, okay.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh. Oh, he, he did. Why is he joking?

[Robbie]

Oh, wow.

[Jamie Lynn]

Crazy. Guys. Do these people forget?

[Uncle Rob]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah, you get. You don't know where. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

This just shows how fast AI is gonna crush us. AI is gonna absolutely crush us. Everybody believed 10 seconds after putting these on that they were on a skyscraper. It's like, we're dead. Yeah, we're just absolutely done.

[Jamie Lynn]

The kid punched his sister straight in the head at the beginning. Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

Here, put the kid doing this one again. Oh.

[Cutter]

That was a bad one, bro.

[Robbie]

That stuck with Jamie.

[Jamie Lynn]

And that scream, you just know that scream from a kid where you're like, oh, they're really hurt.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You know what the scariest one is with the kids? It's when. It's when they're really young. When there's nothing is coming out.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, that paw.

[Robbie]

Oh, that's tough. When I see my niece with the.

[Jamie Lynn]

Paws, babies do it.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah. That's a rough.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I've never done virtual reality. I won't do. I would never get on those segues. Back in the day, remember, everyone was getting on the Segways, busting their ass. I just know.

[Cutter]

Have you done Waymo yet?

[Robbie]

No, but I'll do that. Yeah, I'm ready for that. I'm ready for the Tesla.

[Jamie Lynn]

You ready for a robot to drive you around the world? And you won't get on a Segway where you can control it.

[Robbie]

No, because you can't control it. You see these people? Can you. Can you go to people crashing on Segways?

[Jamie Lynn]

I mean, that's just because they're idiot drivers. It's not the Segways fault.

[Robbie]

No, no, I'm not talking about the Segway with the pole. I'm saying with just the. Just the feet where you get them with just your. Remember, the people would, like, spin around. Yeah.

[Cutter]

You'd get used to it, though.

[Robbie]

What are those? Yeah, but you have to get used to it.

[Cutter]

Like one wheel.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Like hoverboards.

[Jamie Lynn]

Well, that's different than a segue.

[Robbie]

Right? I'm. I was. My bad. Not. Yeah, the segue. I think most people can figure out the hoverboards. People get absolutely crushed. Look at this. Yeah. I mean, this is very. And she was, like, holding walls. Some people get on and just think they're, like, tough guys.

[Cutter]

Yeah. Mike Tyson did one.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, God.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

In the pool. Right in the pool. Right in the pool.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah. I mean, these are. Yeah. But I would never get on. And, like, people are like, she fell in. Oh, see, this is 411. Yeah. She's. Either way, I'll take her at five. Five. Yeah, that's. You're talking types also, Jamie, when we were talking types, a big thing about my type is I need a girl who looks like she's mean, but she's nice. Like, you know, like, I just. I need a girl who looks like. She's like, go yourself. Like, Yeah, I like a New York girl.

[Jamie Lynn]

I've been told I have that face.

[Robbie]

You have the opposite. You're, like, the nicest woman in the world.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yes, but I've been told I look like a.

[Robbie]

Who says.

[Cutter]

No one's ever.

[Robbie]

No one's ever said that.

[Jamie Lynn]

What do you mean? You come up to me every day and go, what's wrong?

[Robbie]

Well, that's Different. You're being. You're. You know, you might be being. What's your problem?

[Jamie Lynn]

I'll be like, nothing. I just woke up. I'm just walking out the door.

[Robbie]

Yeah, well, it's like when he tried to give you a kiss earlier, and you just, you know.

[Jamie Lynn]

He didn't try.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you gave him a big cold. Should.

[Jamie Lynn]

You know, Cutter, he's not into pda. There's no way he was trying to kiss me.

[Robbie]

But. But you all. You don't like. Oh, yeah, there's the face.

[Jamie Lynn]

There's the thumbnail.

[Robbie]

Yeah. There's the face that, you know. Yeah. I don't think anybody ever says. You look like you're. Like, you're the nicest person of all time. Okay, let's go to the booth. Let's go to the booth. Jamie Lynn or nicest person of all time.

[Jamie Lynn]

Before I open my mouth, guys, come on. Before I open my mouth, if you.

[Uncle Rob]

Didn'T know me, a scale of like, 1 to 10, I'm gonna say, like, 3, tops.

[Robbie]

That's high.

[Jamie Lynn]

Like, if I was walking down the street like this.

[Uncle Rob]

Okay, but you don't, though.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yes, I do. That's how I walk around the world. If I make eye contact with you, then I smile and brighten up. But, like, if I'm walking around, I'm like, yeah, but.

[Robbie]

But.

[Uncle Rob]

But someone with the resting bitch face, they will look at you and they'll just be right.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Uncle Rob]

What?

[Robbie]

That's. The girls I like.

[Uncle Rob]

That's. Yeah.

[Jamie Lynn]

I wish I could be like that.

[Robbie]

Because then when that girl later, like, two weeks later, is nice to you, you're like, this is special.

[Jamie Lynn]

You feel special.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Where. When she walks around being nice to everybody, I'm like, hey, don't. Don't be nice to.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You know what I mean?

[Jamie Lynn]

I'm not that special.

[Robbie]

No, you're just a very. You're just a very nice person.

[Cutter]

And that's so 411 face.

[Robbie]

411. A little nasty. No, but now. Now height is not as important to me. That used to be. Now I'm okay with, you know, anything. My height or less. I'm. I'm okay. All right. Yeah, but ideally, like, back in the day, it was. Yeah. Like, 411 Spanish. Oh, my God. I mean, Jamie, you know my type. You know who she is. Yeah, that girl Cutter. You know who I'm talking about? Yeah, the one. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the one. That's my exact. If I drew it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to see what my type is? Like Jennifer Love Hewitt. She looked Jennifer back in the. No, no, no.

[Jamie Lynn]

Are we talking about the same person?

[Robbie]

The one from LA? The one from LA who DM'd you? Oh, that's my. That. We're drawing it up. That's. That's my. Can you look up Cheryl Cole? This is my type.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, the. The British girl.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. Yeah. If you go. To go to her photos. Jesus. I mean, you could just go for. Yeah. First one, top left.

[Jamie Lynn]

Is she short?

[Robbie]

Yeah, she's got to be short. I mean that. I mean, who's she used to date?

[Jamie Lynn]

Liam Payne. They have a kid together.

[Robbie]

Whose type is that? Not like she's. No, no. Any.

[Jamie Lynn]

She's beautiful.

[Uncle Rob]

I mean, she's. Okay.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Uncle Rob]

I don't know. Like, she like a 10.

[Robbie]

That's a 10 for me.

[Jamie Lynn]

That's not a 10.

[Robbie]

No.

[Jamie Lynn]

What's a 10? Any.

[Robbie]

I don't.

[Cutter]

Any. What's yours? Give us a name. Come on.

[Uncle Rob]

I have no idea. My girl.

[Jamie Lynn]

No.

[Cutter]

Oh, safe play. Safe play.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah, you. You know. You know who I Bet is a 10 for any. Who's the one who sang black? Who died?

[Jamie Lynn]

Amy Winehouse.

[Robbie]

Amy Winehouse. That's. That's a. That's any type.

[Uncle Rob]

Yeah, you brought me back with that one.

[Robbie]

That's any type. She was a 10 for you, right?

[Uncle Rob]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I'm so dialed in.

[Uncle Rob]

Who's that girl? You know what? Who's even better, though? What was it Britney? Who's the girl? She od. She was so cool.

[Jamie Lynn]

Murphy.

[Robbie]

Murphy.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, you like a cute little quirky, like, dude. Yeah, okay.

[Uncle Rob]

Yeah, that's the one.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I know this type. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'd put her up against Cheryl Cole.

[Uncle Rob]

No close.

[Robbie]

I mean, I would.

[Jamie Lynn]

Not even close.

[Robbie]

We do it. We do a thing where we ask 100.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh, you like sad girls.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Uncle Rob]

Sadness, man.

[Robbie]

See, I like angry. You like sad.

[Uncle Rob]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

That's interesting.

[Uncle Rob]

I mean, I'll with the angry. You know, we could have fun, but.

[Robbie]

I can't do sad.

[Uncle Rob]

I can't love you, though.

[Robbie]

As soon as a girl's sad, I'm out. I can't do sad. Yeah, I love sad. Wow.

[Uncle Rob]

No, they feel so much. They care so much.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You never know what you're gonna come home to, Huh? A little unhinged.

[Uncle Rob]

That one hits a little too close to home. Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Robbie]

You're gonna start crying. Any. Oh, man, the home. Oh, that probably makes her even hotter for you. Her home was cursed. You probably love that. Well, yeah.

[Uncle Rob]

Well, you know what?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Uncle Rob]

I mean, for Britney. Mer.

[Cutter]

I don't care.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Uncle Rob]

I'll deal with ghosts.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you guys next week. We'll see you guys next week. Hey, not today.