Sushi Is Ruined Forever | Not Today, Pal

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Podcast Summary: "Sushi Is Ruined Forever | Not Today, Pal"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Sushi Is Ruined Forever | Not Today, Pal
• Podcast: Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
• Host/Author: YMH Studios
• Release Date: April 24, 2025

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1. The Sushi Scandal: Rob's Culinary Crisis

The episode kicks off with Rob delivering unexpected bad news about his favorite sushi restaurant. He reveals that a respected food reviewer, Keith Lee, has tainted his love for sushi through a controversial review.

• Rob (00:22): "My favorite food reviewer has ruined sushi for me."
• Jamie (02:02): "RIP Sushi. No Uchi motherfucker."

Rob explains how Keith Lee's review of FOB Sushi, where a seemingly worm-like movement in the sushi caused public outcry, led to the restaurant closing two of its locations. This incident deeply affects Rob, who reminisces about the fond memories he and Jamie shared at Uchi Sushi.

• Rob (02:13): "In my head right now... it's all the sushi we've eaten together."
• Jamie (02:19): "We're all replaying all our times at Uchi together."

The discussion evolves into contemplating their next culinary adventures without sushi, humorously suggesting 'Meat Sundays' at Jamie's house.

2. Navigating ASMR: A Clash of Preferences

Transitioning from food woes, the hosts delve into the world of ASMR, a topic Rob introduces to Jamie, who expresses strong aversion to it.

• Jamie (04:32): "Not the mouth Sounds."
• Rob (05:07): "Look right here. So, Jamie, this has over 500,000 views on YouTube."

Jamie humorously critiques various ASMR techniques, particularly disliking mouth and saliva sounds. They brainstorm potential ASMR segments they could create, with Jamie proposing less intrusive sounds like iced coffee or office noises.

• Jamie (06:11): "Finally, women have found something to hang their hand."
• Rob (06:19): "Buzzword, guys. Perimenopause."

Their playful banter continues as they mockingly attempt to perform ASMR, highlighting their mismatched interests but maintaining their comedic rapport.

3. Tonsillectomies and Adult Surgery: A Painful Reflection

Shifting gears, Rob and Jamie discuss the prevalence of tonsillectomies in children versus adults. Jamie shares a personal anecdote about her son Jack undergoing ear tube surgery alongside tonsil removal.

• Rob (10:31): "Wow, James. Damn."
• Jamie (11:19): "Kids do. Apparently. Getting it done as an adult is brutal."

Rob humorously exaggerates the stigma surrounding adult tonsillectomies, labeling it "not cool" and envisioning a hypothetical scenario where he might need the surgery himself.

• Rob (12:05): "I might have to get my tonsils removed for some reason, and then I'm not cool."

They further discuss pain management post-surgery, with Rob candidly sharing his preference for natural remedies over conventional painkillers.

• Rob (15:06): "I would probably try and go to like weed first."

4. Revisiting The Sopranos: Nostalgia and Insights

As former siblings from The Sopranos, Rob and Jamie immerse themselves in nostalgia, comparing current TV shows to their iconic series. They analyze episode counts and specific scenes, showcasing their deep-rooted connection to the show.

• Rob (19:04): "What I wanted to ask you is, do you think you can remember how many episodes were in each season of Sopranos?"
• Jamie (19:15): "One through five were always 13. And then the last two was 10 and 8, I think."

Their conversation reveals playful disagreements and mutual admiration for their shared history on the show, with Jamie demonstrating surprising accuracy in episode numbers.

• Jamie (20:12): "Was always 13."
• Rob (20:20): "Wow. 13 is a lot of episodes."

They touch upon character arcs and plot points, debating specific moments like Tony’s court appearances, adding depth to their discussion.

5. Social Media and Personal Advice: Navigating Modern Relationships

The hosts shift focus to contemporary relationship dynamics, referencing Jamie's appearance on Kelly Ripa's podcast where she offered unconventional relationship advice. They discuss the backlash and humorous take on ending relationships.

• Jamie (39:01): "I didn't mean to upset anybody, but..."
• Rob (41:31): "They're like, come on, get your shit together."

Rob shares his critique of digital relationship advice, while Jamie defends her candid approach, emphasizing authenticity over pleasing others.

• Rob (39:43): "I'm not here to please anyone."
• Jamie (39:25): "That's right."

6. Lighthearted Banter and Audience Interaction: Bowling Shoes Debate

Rob and Jamie engage with their audience through a playful debate about the necessity of bowling shoes, unanimously declaring them a scam. This segment highlights their chemistry and ability to turn everyday topics into comedic gold.

• Jamie (32:21): "Why can't we just bowl in our normal shoes? I'm bowling in my boots. I think it's a scam that you need bowling shoes to bowl."
• Rob (34:17): "Why bowling shoes?"

They mockingly propose raising awareness against bowling shoes, further entertaining listeners with their irreverent humor.

• Rob (34:44): "We raise money for bowling. Some kind of to spread awareness of bowling. She's being scam."

7. Final Reflections and Future Plans: Looking Ahead

As the episode winds down, Rob and Jamie reflect on their careers and future projects. Jamie discusses her writing endeavors, while Rob teasingly questions their potential roles and hosting dynamics.

• Jamie (17:15): "I am, yeah."
• Rob (17:35): "This is, I imagine, like the... When you..."

Their conversation underscores their enduring friendship and collaborative spirit, hinting at upcoming initiatives and continued discussions on shared interests.

Notable Quotes:

• Rob (00:22): "My favorite food reviewer has ruined sushi for me."
• Jamie (02:19): "We're all replaying all our times at Uchi together."
• Jamie (04:32): "Not the mouth Sounds."
• Rob (19:04): "Do you think you, can remember how many episodes were in each season of Sopranos?"
• Jamie (20:12): "Was always 13."
• Rob (39:43): "I'm not here to please anyone."
• Jamie (32:21): "Why can't we just bowl in our normal shoes?"

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Conclusion:

In "Sushi Is Ruined Forever," Rob and Jamie navigate a series of humorous and heartfelt topics, from culinary disappointments and ASMR mishaps to nostalgic reminiscences of The Sopranos and modern relationship advice. Their dynamic interplay of contrasting personalities—Jamie’s sweetness and Rob’s grouchy realism—creates an engaging and entertaining narrative. The episode seamlessly blends personal anecdotes with broader cultural discussions, making it an enjoyable listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Rob]

Not today. I have some sad news.

[Jamie]

Don't hit me with an immemorium at the top. This is not the pod where I cry.

[Rob]

It's close. It's gonna affect you too. It's gonna affect you too. My favorite food reviewer has ruined sushi for me.

[Jamie]

You have a favorite food reviewer?

[Rob]

Of course.

[Jamie]

I didn't think you did that shit.

[Rob]

Watched food reviews. Yeah, well, it's because on YouTube it gets into your algorithm. Next thing you know, I'm watching 30 minute compilations of guys reviews.

[Jamie]

What happened? Are there parasites in our fish? What's going on?

[Rob]

That's it. So there's a guy. So there's a. So there's a guy. There's a guy named Keith Lee, who's my favorite. He's very good.

[Jamie]

Keith Lee.

[Rob]

And he's just very like up front, reviews the food. But can. Can you pull up, can you show young Amy Lee the clip, please?

[Greg]

Video of him trying some food from FOB Sushi. Somebody slowed it down, noticing what they thought looked like some movement on the sushi, saying it was a worm. Now, the sushi restaurant said that, hey, it's when he squeezed with the. The chopsticks, it kind of made the food bend a little bit. Keith Lee says he didn't notice it till viewers started pointing it out. The restaurant did issue a statement saying again, it was all the chopsticks. But Keith Lee posted a backup video addressing the restaurant and his followers. He says he didn't get sick, but he doesn't believe the chopsticks were the cause. So yesterday this. The restaurant posted on Instagram saying they are closing two locations until further notice.

[Rob]

I told you why you want to cry.

[Jamie]

Actually emotional.

[Greg]

I don't know, Greg. I do feel like you could have a food item on there. Squeeze it, it makes.

[Rob]

Right, you can still probably with these reviews.

[Jamie]

RIP Sushi. No Uchi motherfucker.

[Rob]

In my head right now. I know people can't see my inner montage, but it's all the sushi we've eaten together.

[Jamie]

We're all replaying all our times at Uchi together.

[Rob]

Us cheersing.

[Jamie]

We've had so much, so many good times there. Beau's first sushi together.

[Rob]

It's my favorite restaurant.

[Jamie]

How do you. I mean, like, how do you recover from this? Yep. Where is there to go? What the fuck are we eating now? Meat. Just meat and chicken.

[Rob]

Meat Sundays. Get ready for meat Sundays at Jamie's house. I mean, it's, it's. It's so sad.

[Jamie]

You know what, though? I will say one Time, I remember in la, you know, like, farmers markets was, like, such a big thing there. They had such great farmers markets, and I remember buying, like, all the produce there, and I was washing, like, broccoli or something, and there were worms.

[Rob]

No bro. No more broccoli. No more broccoli dinners for us.

[Jamie]

But, I mean, it was from the ground in, like, somebody's farm.

[Rob]

So that also feels kind of more okay. Like, you know what I mean? Like, oh, I'm sometimes, like, I see a bug and lettuce or, like, rattled. What? I. I. This.

[Jamie]

Did Cutter know this? Had you sent this?

[Rob]

I had not sent it to Qatar.

[Jamie]

Because, you know, he couldn't have kept that from me.

[Rob]

Yeah. And just, I. I don't like spreading sadness. I did it today. I've been sitting on it for a while, actually. Yeah, I've had it in the run of the show for a while, but I just couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to do it. I was like, we have to start with it, otherwise, I'm not gonna pull.

[Jamie]

The trigger nights ago. Thanks a lot.

[Rob]

I know. It's really. Here's why I love sushi, too, right? Because it's like, normally when we go to dinners, it's like, you. You're feeling a little fat after you leave, and you're like, oh, we feel like we ate too much or this. But you feel so good after sushi. You feel healthy. You feel like you did a good thing and it was delicious. And now, I don't know. I. I mean, it's really. It's gone from like, my favorite thing to do to now I'm like, I don't even know if I can go eat sushi.

[Jamie]

Do you think you could, like, go to Uchi and be like, I think I have to. Tell me the truth, guys.

[Rob]

Well, I think I just have to do, like, a mental block. I think I have to because I have to go sometimes. I can't just be, am I done with sushi forever? That would be so sick.

[Jamie]

I can't live like that sketchy restaurant he went to. I'm really trying to save this for us.

[Rob]

You know what they say they one day at a time.

[Jamie]

They do.

[Rob]

And that's what you can't. I can't think. I can't have sushi ever again. But you know what? Today I will not eat sushi.

[Jamie]

Okay? Same. Not today, pal.

[Rob]

You got to do one day. Not. You got to do one day at a time, okay? There's a new type of ASMR I didn't want to. I didn't want to show it to.

[Jamie]

You, but the Wait, so this is. You didn't think this would bother me? Ew. Ew, ew, ew. That's worse than the other.

[Rob]

Yeah, that's. I'm not going to.

[Jamie]

I can't. You have to tell me this is done so I can put my. Have.

[Rob]

Jamie, come on. You can.

[Jamie]

I don't want to listen to her mouth.

[Rob]

Well, that's asmr. Look. Look right here. So, Jamie, this has over.

[Jamie]

I'd rather eat sushi worms.

[Rob]

This has really. This has over 500,000 views on YouTube.

[Jamie]

I'm not impressed with that number.

[Rob]

Really? Well, don't look at the number of our pods. How about. How about this girl?

[Jamie]

E. Stop.

[Rob]

I didn't push the button. I'm hands free. Over. I. I didn't do that.

[Jamie]

It's really hard for me to put these back in my ears correctly. Please stop. Oh, my God. So again, there's nothing I actually despise like mouth sounds and, like, saliva sounds and like, even. Even in, like, you know, when you're doing, like, sexy time, like, I don't. I would wish I wore earplugs sometimes because I don't like.

[Rob]

I don't think you really like much about sex. When we discuss sex, you seem to kind of want to avoid every part of it, really.

[Jamie]

But it's perimenopause. I. Yeah, no, I don't blame that now. Yeah, the truth.

[Rob]

No, I know. Listen, it's all. It all comes down perimenopause.

[Jamie]

Finally, women have found something to hang their hand.

[Rob]

Buzzword, guys. Perimenopause. Shout out, Perry Caravello.

[Jamie]

Do a little hashtag perimenopause. I bet we'll get a couple more cliff clicks on this.

[Rob]

Well, if you wanted to get us clicks, you could just start licking this camera. That's.

[Jamie]

That's all the rage. Never. You just start licking that camera.

[Rob]

We're flying.

[Jamie]

Oh, no, Mother.

[Rob]

Here's what I. What I would like to do one day is do an ASMR episode with you, if you would do it, but no licking.

[Jamie]

I would never survive. I'd. I'd have to take a gummy before or something.

[Rob]

I mean, you're making it even better. Yeah. High ASMR from Jamie Lee. Yeah, we'll play it and we just. We'll have little different things here.

[Jamie]

Is this asmr? This is my iced coffee, everybody. I could get down with this type of shit. That's what I'm saying. Not the mouth Sounds.

[Rob]

Can you do, like, a slurp ASMR thing? No, no, you gotta. You gotta pull the straw up and then, like, somehow, like, I don't know, sip at the top of it.

[Jamie]

Maybe I'll get a better thing to slurp with.

[Rob]

Try sipping at the top and then, like, letting it.

[Jamie]

Flipping. Sipping at the top.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. But making a noise like, you know, when it's, like, right at the top when you're. When your kids are like. What do you call that?

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Rob]

That'S asmr.

[Jamie]

People would like that. I could do that all day.

[Rob]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jamie]

I can make money like that, Jame.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Rob]

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel over here. Let's send us to the top.

[Jamie]

We plan it accordingly, though, because if I'm taking the gummy, you know, I need to be off mommy duty in the afternoon type of thing.

[Rob]

And listen, I know a lot of people out there don't like asmr. So what we do is, I think we do the first 10 minutes of the show reg and let people know, hey, the next portion of the show is going to be asmr. We're going to get a whole bunch of different things. I think even this would be asmr. Like, right.

[Jamie]

Office sounds. Office cafeteria school sounds.

[Rob]

Yeah, we got all. We got to figure it out.

[Cutter]

James, put your hand in the bucket and just, like, just.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah, here we go. A little asmr.

[Jamie]

It's a little. Not today, pal sounds. The cup.

[Rob]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jamie]

Wow. Robbie's water.

[Rob]

Wow. We're really. We're really. We're really doing it here. So there's a. The guy. Remember that guy Fletchy Too fat. The rapper.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

So he. On the channel that I found him on, I get, like, suggested stuff. And look at. Look at the one I was suggested this week. Look at the guys. It's just a. The. This photo. Look at the guy's sweater on the right.

[Jamie]

Oh, wow. Oh, how I said, oh, wow.

[Rob]

Oh. Might want to run that back.

[Jamie]

Oh, how, oh, how I did. So this is an Italian rapper.

[Rob]

No, he's like a. He's like a smooth kind of opera, but he has the singer.

[Jamie]

He has two Italian flags, right?

[Rob]

No, that's what I'm saying. He's just not a rapper, you know, he's like a singer. Yeah, he's an Italian flag.

[Jamie]

He's a crooner.

[Rob]

Yeah. And he's doing it outside of, like, a sandwich shop in Jersey. And that guy on the right has the Tony Soprano, so. Which, listen, I gotta be honest. Normally when I see Sopranos clothing, it just doesn't do it for me. Like, I'm like, yeah, cool, like, whatever.

[Jamie]

That's a good one.

[Rob]

That's pretty sick. Can we find that online to see like the full thing? Can you Google that? I don't even know.

[Jamie]

It's Jimmy in the. In the pool with the duck with.

[Rob]

The die and it's like the pilot. I don't know. What, what material is that?

[Jamie]

That looks like a terry cloth. Doesn't it look like a towel? You know, the towel material.

[Rob]

Oh, is that. That's the. That's the wall decor. Can you see like that in a hoodie? Yeah. Probably be easier to find on Google than Amazon, but I don't know. Tony Soprano, duck, hoodie. Yeah, yeah. And look at the back.

[Jamie]

How much is it? Oh, I like it.

[Rob]

I mean, listen, again, it just doesn't.

[Jamie]

He's even on the arms.

[Rob]

Oh, Soprano's clothing does not do it for me. This is a 10 out.

[Jamie]

I agree.

[Rob]

This is fucking sick.

[Jamie]

Be a great beach cover up.

[Rob]

Yeah, this is Jamie. I think we got to wear these in your. In your. In your house watching.

[Jamie]

We should wear it on the pod.

[Rob]

Oh yeah, we should wear it on the pod too. But us watching football next year.

[Jamie]

Oh yeah.

[Rob]

Come on.

[Jamie]

If we. What if it's lucky for us and we got to wear it every Sunday.

[Rob]

I'll never take it off. Give me. Give me a good run of luck. Yeah, Robbie. I'll never take it off. All right, so I want to go back. I want to talk about like. Are kids getting their tonsils removed still? Because I never hear that anymore. When I was a kid, it was like, tonsils, tonsils, tonsils. Yes, they are.

[Jamie]

Yes. Kids who get chronic strep are getting them removed. Like I think I had told you when I took Jack when he was 4 to get tubes in his ears because he was getting ear infections all the time. We showed up at 6am There was 30 children in the lobby that were all lined up to either get tubes in their ears or their tonsils out. It was like a factory. And they would wheel them back one by one every 15 minutes in and out of surgery. One kid, tonsils, ears. Tonsils, ears.

[Rob]

Sounds like an adrenal chrome operation to me.

[Jamie]

Whatever it is, they're cashing in. But yeah, kids do. Apparently. Getting it done as an adult is brutal. One of my best friends, Stephanie, who, you know, got it done as an adult and that was a very rough recovery.

[Rob]

Listen, I'M not into. Like, that doesn't sound cool. You know, like, there's a few things. Like, you know, they tell you, like the rollerblade, you're like, I don't know. Somehow they got me with that. Like, that's not cool. Like, if you're like, I'm 40 and I'm going to get my tonsils removed, it's like you're kind of a loser.

[Jamie]

I don't think it's a choice. I think you.

[Rob]

I don't know, but you just kind of. It's like, you fucking nerd. Like, you know, it just feels a little. It feels a little like, come on, get your shit together. Don't get your tonsils. Removing your 40. Now cut to me, two years from now, I might have to get my tonsils removed for some reason, and then I'm not cool, and that's fine.

[Jamie]

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[Jamie]

Because you. Would you. Let me ask you, let's say you had to get a surgery, would you not take the pain pills?

[Rob]

That's tough. I mean, it depends. It would have to depend the level of pain I'm in. Honestly, I would probably, probably try and go to like weed first. I would guess if it was like unbearable pain.

[Jamie]

You can't smoke weed.

[Rob]

Like, you could do some kind of edible or like a tincture.

[Jamie]

Right, Right.

[Rob]

Because I can't, like, if you're just in like insane pain. Because I've, I've had. So, you know, I have that pain, that thing with my rib sometimes where like it pops out, which doesn't hurt when it happens. But like three days later you're, you feel like a mental patient. Like you can't sleep, you can't move, you can't lay down, you can't breathe. Like, it just is a lot of pain. But yeah, it also depends on which rib comes out because like, they all come out, but the one like really hurts. And after about 72 hours, you get to the place mentally where you're like, I'll do anything to stop this.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Like I'll do. Because you're not sleeping.

[Jamie]

Right.

[Rob]

That's the thing. It's not. The pain isn't even that bad. Like on a scale of one to 10, the pain is six or something. But when you haven't slept in like two nights because anytime you move or breathe, it hurts, you start to lose your mind.

[Jamie]

Tell you that's why I'm not a good, like, baby mom? Because when I'm not sleeping, I am not a good human.

[Rob]

Yeah. No. Awful. Yeah. I can't. I don't know how, but I feel like. So it's the first, what, like, year where you don't get sleep?

[Jamie]

No, first three or four months, I was a sleep trainer. I was like. As soon as I got the okay from the doctor, I trained those babies in two days.

[Rob]

That's a good. Yeah, I know a lot. My friends in New York have, like, sleep trainers for their babies.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Rob]

And they're like, this is the best money I've ever spent in my life. It's like a thousand dollars.

[Jamie]

Well, that's because you're so desperate. Desperate to get sleep. That's.

[Rob]

Yeah. You're like, I'll do anything.

[Jamie]

I'll say anything.

[Rob]

And then this lady, like, takes your kid in a room for a night. She's like, yeah, she sleeps whenever.

[Jamie]

Oh, they have the lady, like, do it, like, be there.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, wow. I need a lady to like. Oh, of course.

[Rob]

Yeah. Ron. Ron. Like, they took him in the room and they're like, yeah, your baby sleeps now. Like, just whenever.

[Jamie]

Yeah, Honestly, I should do that because I'm pretty good at sleep. I'm meaning.

[Rob]

Oh, you should train the kids.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Wow, that would be great. You could stop all your Facebook marketplace.

[Jamie]

I'm really trying to figure out another career move here, so.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah. You want. You ready to branch out? Well, you're doing author right now.

[Jamie]

I am, yeah.

[Rob]

So that you're branching out.

[Jamie]

When I'm done with that, could you.

[Rob]

See yourself writing more books or you think this is it, one and done.

[Jamie]

What else am I gonna write about?

[Rob]

Sleep training? You could write a sleep. You could write a sleep training book.

[Jamie]

No, that. That. Then I'll be done. But, yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to think of other careers for myself.

[Rob]

Have you thought of any?

[Jamie]

No.

[Rob]

Right.

[Jamie]

So this is making suggestions.

[Rob]

This is, I imagine, like the. When you. When you. When we. When I sat over there and you sat here and you hosted the show, and we said, well, after this, you're gonna start. Host your every.

[Jamie]

I know. We said that.

[Rob]

Have you thought of any? No, no. Yeah. No, it's kind of like a. I felt the same vibe from that as what we were.

[Jamie]

You're just so much better at this. But.

[Rob]

Yes, No, I know, but that's. That's the thing. If you have months, you just come up with one topic a week, and every two months, you're doing a pot.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Rob]

I think we had this conversation two months ago. It doesn't work out for us.

[Jamie]

It doesn't. I'm just being honest. I just don't want to, like. I love it, you know?

[Rob]

Yeah, of course. Listen, most days, I don't want to do it. People really responded when we talked about Mobland, and people went kind of crazy. And also Paramount plus said it was their biggest premiere ever of viewership. Yeah.

[Jamie]

That's awesome. And they have big shows.

[Rob]

Well, that's what I was like, how is that possible when they have, like, Yellowstone spinoffs? Yeah, like Yellowstone. I understand. Cause when it came out, people didn't know.

[Jamie]

But then those spinoffs and Lioness, my friend Dave show is huge. That's awesome. Well, it's a. Mobland's a great show.

[Rob]

Yeah, it's very. You know, it's ramping up because I. I was. I did that thing where I was like, I'm gonna watch one episode.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And that's it. And at the end of the episode, I was like, I need to watch. I need to start.

[Jamie]

I feel you.

[Rob]

The next one is fucking.

[Jamie]

They left it at a good. Like, good moment.

[Rob]

And it's. It's 10 episodes the first season, so that's what.

[Jamie]

Such a good number.

[Rob]

It's so good.

[Jamie]

Such a good number.

[Rob]

What I wanted to ask you is, do you think you can remember how many episodes were in each season of Sopranos?

[Jamie]

Yes. Only because. Oh, wow.

[Rob]

Can you Google that so we have the numbers ready? Because I don't.

[Jamie]

I don't know. It's only because I believe that seasons one through five were always 13.

[Rob]

Oh, you think so? I wouldn't think that.

[Jamie]

And then the last two was. One was 10 and one was 8, I think. I think. Or.

[Rob]

Oh, I don't think it's that easy. Hold on. So Jamie's saying one through five or 13. Wow, Jamie, look at you.

[Jamie]

I was almost right. One through five was 13, and then six, it was 12 and nine.

[Rob]

12 and nine. I was gonna say we did 84 episodes total. Where can you get a total for me?

[Jamie]

86.

[Rob]

What is the 86? Wow, James. Damn.

[Jamie]

Should I be a mathematician for somebody who.

[Rob]

For somebody who didn't even watch the show, but I guess you were on.

[Jamie]

Well, no, but I remember. I just remember I was 13. 13. 13. Like, that was what our season was. And then the last two were broken up. I don't know why I thought it was 10 and 6. It was 12 and 9.

[Rob]

That's crazy, because my. My Memory was like the. I thought the first season was going to be, like, 12, and then, like, I thought it was different every time. I can't believe we were so.

[Jamie]

Was always 13.

[Rob]

Wow. 13 is a lot of episodes. Yeah.

[Jamie]

No, 10. A 10. I always think eight is too little.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, eight is. It should be the minimum. Like, I loved adolescence, but four episodes, but it was great at four. But. Come on, give me.

[Jamie]

But 10 is like. I love that. I love that. I love that.

[Rob]

10 is a number. And also, we're. We're working with Mobland to get at least one, but maybe two of the actors on for the. The finale. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, that would be great.

[Rob]

Yeah, it's gonna be.

[Jamie]

Yeah. So everyone, check it out. You haven't. Because we love it. I feel like we know. Can we say that we are like, you know, credible sources of mob television. Television. Yeah.

[Rob]

I'd say we grew, you know.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

I think people grew up in. Yeah, I guess. But. But you know what? Me? No, no. Everyone's gonna say no because I didn't watch Sopranos.

[Jamie]

But you lived it. You were in it. We. We under. And we had. We're. We're snobby. We've got. You know, we've been spoiled.

[Rob]

And so I am a TV snob in that I only really watch the best and the worst. Like, there's no middle ground for me. Like, if your show's a seven, I got even.

[Jamie]

Your. Your worst is still, like, quality television.

[Rob]

I gotta tell you. We're gonna bring this up. I got something. I got some real shame to talk about. I. I went down a rabbit hole just last night for the first time ever. So there's a show called Love After Lockup.

[Jamie]

Huh.

[Rob]

And I was like.

[Jamie]

I'm assuming I know what it is from the title.

[Rob]

It's people getting out of prison. And they're. They usually. They meet the person in prison, like, over this chat. Pen pal. Yeah. Or what now? It's like videos and stuff. And, like, dating apps.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but videos full.

[Rob]

Yeah, they like FaceTime every day. Jamie, I gotta tell you. So I. When this show came out, Maybe it was 10 years ago, I watched, I think, one or two episodes. I was like, they're all acting. It's fucking awful. Like, I can't. It's fake. It's bullshit. Whatever. But last night, what I did is. I guess it's been on for. Can you find out how long it's been on? I think it's like 10 years or something. And I went and I just watched, like, all the best of Jamie. I mean, it was so good. Like, it was the bad good. It was like the best bad I've ever seen this guy. So there's one guy who's like 70 years old who's talking to a woman in jail, who's like young and beautiful and whatever. And he's 70 years old, he's sitting on the couch in a robe and he's eating like a chartreuse board that he made for himself, which has a strawberry on it for some reason, I don't know why, like. And at one point he's like, you know, he's like, you got to be in good shape to love what I love. And. And they're like, oh, what's that? He's like, I love zip lining, I love bike riding and I love making love. And he's like, 70 year old man city. Oh my God.

[Jamie]

Wow, what a great lineup.

[Rob]

What a great. You know, it kind of reminded me of Love on the Spectrum when it's like his likes are like, you know, ziplining. Yeah. Making love. Yeah. 224 episodes already.

[Jamie]

Whoa.

[Rob]

Holy.

[Jamie]

That's a lot of episodes.

[Rob]

And it's, wow, how long would you.

[Jamie]

Think that would take you to get through?

[Rob]

Oh, I'll never watch them all. I'm just doing the YouTube clips, like best of and then James. So the part that really we're like, you know, I also know a show is good when I'm talking out loud to it. Like a Love on the Spectrum. I'm A full conversation is going on, which also says maybe I should be on the show, but. Oh, the. So there's a guy and they. He gets out, he meets his girlfriend or whatever, they go back to the house or whatever. He's like, oh, this is great. Whatever. They have sex, they wake up the next day in the bed and the guy's like, man, he's a guy. I can't. He's like, we had sex three times last night. And she's like, well, what do you want to do now? He's I can't wait to take my first shower, like out. And it's like, imagine getting out of prison and not showering before. You're like, well, I mean, if you're going to eat or something, I guess you don't have to shower. But if you're gonna make love to a woman for the first time, you're waiting 10 years. Like maybe a rinse off.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but I think those kinds of thing, priorities are really shift after 10 years. Do you know what I mean, like.

[Rob]

But I think if you really want to get down, you want to be clean.

[Jamie]

Cutter would never think about showering first if he got out of jail after 10 years and saw me. Yeah, no way. We can ask him. Cutter, text me your answer.

[Rob]

I think he would have to. Wow. That's my Cutter.

[Jamie]

Would you shower first or jump my bones first?

[Rob]

If I shower before bed and wake up and. And I'm gonna have sex with a woman, I prefer to shower before.

[Jamie]

For real?

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

What do you think happened whilst you were sleeping?

[Rob]

Listen, I don't know. My ass was closed for 12 hours, and I'm under a blanket probably. Like, who knows what's going on.

[Jamie]

Your ass was closed?

[Rob]

Yeah, I'm saying, like. I'm just saying, like, you know what I mean? Like, when. When you're sleeping, it's just like. But closed butt cheeks. And then when you're having sex, things might, you know, air out. Things. Yeah, whatever might be wafting in there for 12 hours.

[Jamie]

An answer.

[Rob]

Cutters out there with your niece and nephew answering this question.

[Jamie]

By the way, there are showers in prison.

[Rob]

Wow. So lost. He never knows what's going. No, Cutter, the point is, when you get out of prison, you want to shower because it's dirty in prison, including the showers, and you're showering with a bunch of other dudes. The water pressure is horrible. Have you never watched prison shows? It's disgusting.

[Jamie]

Not my first thought. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Rob]

Okay. Yeah. I mean, I just. Before I even got in bed, I'd be like, I have to shower. I want to get this prison off of me. It also, in my head would be like, I'm done now.

[Jamie]

It would be like, you're washing off the experience.

[Rob]

Yeah. And I'd be like, oh, my God. This is my first real. Like, I would. Honestly, getting out of prison, I think I'd be more excited for my first shower than my first sexual experience. Yeah, I guess if I was showering with fucking 40 dudes every day with no water pressure, no real soap in. In flip flops. Oh, my God. Give me a shower. I don't even.

[Jamie]

I had a. I was a guest yesterday on Kelly Ripa's podcast, and I don't know how the conversation got into, like, what kind of lesbians we would be in prison and, like, what type of women we would go for. And we all started just, like. Like, fantasizing, I guess, about, like, who would be our woman.

[Rob]

Let us have it.

[Jamie]

I said I would need a bit. I like, you know, like, Arms to hold me. So I would probably go for a larger woman. You know, like, I would want, like, a manly woman.

[Rob]

You're saying height wise or fat? Wise.

[Jamie]

Like girth.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Like, I want, like, a bigger chest, but if she's, like, lean on.

[Rob]

If she's like, five foot tall but big.

[Jamie]

No, you want, like, gotta be taller than me.

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. How did the conversation.

[Jamie]

I have no idea now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah. And my friend Christina. We all got very descriptive of our. Our. Our prison ladies.

[Rob]

What else?

[Jamie]

What else Kelly wanted. Kelly said they had to be heavily tattooed, most likely a shaved head.

[Rob]

Oh, wow.

[Jamie]

Yeah. She wanted, like, the gang leader. She wanted, like, the bad bitch.

[Rob]

It sounds like that's the only time that you want a man to hold you is when you'd be in prison. You're finally looking for a guy, and you're surrounded by a bunch of women. In true. It makes sense.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Do we have a memory lane?

[Jamie]

We have voice, too, right?

[Rob]

Oh, yeah, we have a. We have a voice note. We can get three.

[Cutter]

You want to do voicemail or memory lane?

[Rob]

You. You pick. Go ahead. Free. Free. Surprise us.

[Cutter]

Okay, let's see. How about this one?

[Jamie]

Hey, Rabbi Jamie, Johnny Questions here. First of all, I want to start by saying I'm not racist. And I. I've never been racist. Anyway, my question is, I started seeing this girl I met on an app, and things have been going great, and she's been won, but I'm just not feeling it anymore. I can tell she really likes me. How do I tell her I no longer wish to continue our relationship without hurting her feelings? Thanks, guys. Love the pod.

[Rob]

That's. That's someone who works for us, isn't it?

[Jamie]

No.

[Rob]

No. Oh, wow. I thought. The way he flew in with Johnny Questions, I just thought. I thought that was somebody here, like, fucking around. He's okay. Johnny Questions here. Can you just play the first five seconds of that over again and maybe turn it up a little? Hey, Rob.

[Jamie]

Hey, Jamie. Johnny Questions here.

[Rob]

First of all, did he start with a whistle also?

[Cutter]

It kind of sounded like a whistle.

[Jamie]

Yeah, like an accidental whistle through whistle from Johnny Questions. Hey, Rob, first of all, I want some video of Johnny Questions.

[Rob]

We can pause that. Maybe we get a little Johnny Questions.

[Jamie]

You've got it down, bro. You listen to the way you're speaking. Your being honest. That's all you got to do.

[Rob]

The problem is he's not Johnny Statements. You know, he. He. He has trouble with this. He's good with the questions. That's how he gets in there. But then.

[Jamie]

So let's offer like give her, give her some questions on her way out. Like, you really feeling this?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah. Hit her with some questions that this is it.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

How would you feel if I ended this?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And then, you know, maybe.

[Jamie]

What if I told you I'd rather be friends? How would you react to that?

[Rob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you end it? It is.

[Jamie]

I'm glad to hear he's not racist. Also, where did that. Why did we need to preface that with that question?

[Rob]

I think it was the whistle, maybe.

[Jamie]

Yeah, the whistle.

[Rob]

Yeah, it was the whistle of a race.

[Jamie]

A racist whistle.

[Rob]

Yeah. But then he kind of was like, hey, that was just me whistling. I'm. No. You know. Yeah. Johnny Questions. Shout out to Johnny Questions.

[Jamie]

Thanks for that.

[Rob]

Listen, it is tough. I was, I just heard like yesterday of somebody who had like a 10 year relationship and ended it with a text that when you hear like that, you're just like, jesus Christ, what the heck? But then also, you don't know the truth of like, you know, maybe they were ending it for a year and then like the final straw was a text or, you know, you never really know. But I remember hearing like breakups, but 10 years, man. Breakups are hard.

[Jamie]

Breakups are hard.

[Rob]

I love when you hit us with the knowledge, bro. I love it. Breakups are hard game.

[Jamie]

They are.

[Rob]

No, listen, shout out Tony John.

[Jamie]

Yeah, Tony John.

[Rob]

Yeah, he's a YMH cool guy. I think he. I think he coined the phrase breakups are hard. Did he? I think, right?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Cutter]

He might actually be in jail as we speak.

[Rob]

Oh, no. Yeah, just whistling in jail. Was that a collect call from Johnny Questions by any chance? Tony. Johnny Questions?

[Cutter]

No, he's Tony Questions.

[Rob]

Right. What is he in jail for?

[Cutter]

Either his eviction or his criminal mischief. But I'm not sure. I was in the middle of doing some investigating before pod today, I gotta.

[Rob]

Say, you know, Tony John, one of the cool guys YMH recently had to me, one of the best lines of all time on ymh, which is. He's like, I don't know why. Because they, they get. They show him getting kicked out of the gym and he's like, I don't know why they're kicking me out. Then he's getting kicked out of his apartment. He's like, I don't know why he's getting kicked out of a Home Depot. He's like, I don't know why. Like, you know. And you're like, well, I Think he starts the camera after the. The issue.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

And he basically said, yeah, they're kicking me out of my apartment. I don't know why. And Tom said, well, did you pay your rent last month? And he's like, I'm not a human ATM machine. Which to me is a 10 out of 10 line. It's really.

[Jamie]

It is. I'm gonna use that one too.

[Rob]

Right. Because how do you. How do you go back at that? You know? Yeah. You're like, damn, that's. That's true. Tony John.

[Jamie]

Not a human ATM machine.

[Rob]

You know, like dead ass, though. Like, breakups are hard. Don't get me wrong, ladies, ladies and gents, this isn't Play Girls. Woo. Breakups are hard. But you got to realize maybe he'd.

[Jamie]

Have more money for his rent if he stopped getting those spray tans.

[Rob]

Well, also, I gotta say, does. Can you put him back up? Does he not look like someone you dated in high school?

[Jamie]

You love to say this. Yes, Yes, I love to be.

[Rob]

Oh, I. Yeah, I. I only say it twice.

[Jamie]

No, you said it last show gym review guy, though.

[Rob]

Like, breakups are hard. Don't get me wrong. Like, ladies. Yeah. Oh, you would love that. You would be. He'd be reclined in your passenger seat right there.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Rob]

You'd just be leading them around town.

[Jamie]

That's right.

[Rob]

Okay, here's something that I got. Oh, are bowling shoes just a scam?

[Jamie]

Yes. 100. I've actually stopped wearing them.

[Rob]

Totally.

[Jamie]

I take them and never put them on.

[Rob]

I don't even like, I here's. I don't even remember questioning them when I was young. And now it's like, wait, what? Like, I don't even. What is their explanation?

[Jamie]

That the other shoe. I understand if you're wearing like boots or, you know, like a heeled shoe.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

But if you're showing up in sneakers.

[Rob]

See, I'm only a sneaker guy, so I just thought it was a full scam. I've never worn anything but sneakers.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah, no, I've always succumbed to it. Until recently where I was like, no.

[Rob]

Yeah, they like me. I. That. Can you look up what the point of bowling shoes is supposed to be is?

[Cutter]

It's so you don't scuff up, up the floor.

[Rob]

People come in with all kinds of.

[Cutter]

On their shoes and it's slick out there.

[Rob]

It's a few things.

[Cutter]

They don't want them up their lanes.

[Rob]

But see, here's my issue. I feel like it's slicker wearing bowling shoes than anything else on Your feet.

[Jamie]

I agree. That's why I don't wear them. Oh. They're designed to help you slide.

[Rob]

Ah. Why don't I just go socks?

[Jamie]

Smooth. They're designed to allow for a smooth control. Cold slide during your approach, which is crucial for a good shot.

[Rob]

I don't like this. Can you just google our bowling shoes a scam and see and see what comes up? Maybe we. Jamie the same way that you are against funerals. Burials. Yeah, Proper burials. You know how you're anti. Proper burials? Yeah, I think I might be. I want to. My cause might be bowling shoes. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Behind that.

[Rob]

If we ever do like a live. Not today, pal. I think we raise money for bowling. Some kind of to. To spread awareness of bowling. She's being scam. And you're to be spreading awareness of. Proper burials don't exist.

[Jamie]

I like this.

[Rob]

Can we start. Can we start this over? Let's see what our boy Sebastian. Let's start it over. What's our boy Sebastian saying?

[Jamie]

Bowling. This is more my speed.

[Rob]

My question to everybody out there is why bowling shoes?

[Jamie]

Why can't we just bowl in our normal shoes? I'm bowling in my boots. I think it's a scam that you need bowling shoes to bowl. It's just another way for them to make money.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

She's bowling with Uggs on. I mean, he had black rubber. Sold boots that.

[Rob]

Did he just say this 10 days ago?

[Cutter]

Yeah, April 2nd.

[Rob]

That's crazy. Listen, I'm not on the gram. Folks. Folks. I'm not on the grand. But me and. You know, me and the great ones were just. We're on the. We're like the. We're on the hill. You know, like the telepathy tapes. Shout out to telepathy tapes. One of the best pods ever. If you guys haven't heard. We're all out there just listening.

[Jamie]

That's it.

[Rob]

We're out there talking about our bone shoes escape.

[Jamie]

You and him, you're on the same wavelength.

[Rob]

Same wavelength.

[Jamie]

Love that for you.

[Rob]

Did we have a memory lane before we possibly get out of here?

[Jamie]

Oh, wow.

[Rob]

That's a good one. See, I like. I gotta admit, you guys have been a little weak on the memory lanes lately. There's been a little. Whoever was pulling them, I wasn't very happy with them. This is a. This is a fucking 10. I think.

[Jamie]

Rob, you look great.

[Rob]

You think so?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Rob]

Really? I think I look like a pizza delivery guy from Jersey.

[Jamie]

But you look great again.

[Rob]

Oh, yeah. That's your speed. I didn't bring it up this time. Yeah, that's. That's what Jamie likes, guys, if you're looking, by the way. Well, we'll. I'll go to that after. Hold on. Let me. Let me put this note anal here and then we'll continue with this. Yeah. Wow. What. What season? I would have to go with this. 6. Yeah, I would go with this. I was gonna say second to last.

[Cutter]

Yeah, you're right.

[Rob]

You look like such a fucking actress there. Huh? You look like you're really in your craft. Yeah, we kind of all look like we're acting here, right? I mean, she's so good, it's. It's creepy how fucking good of an actress she is. I did. I did some interview for something the other day, and I just ended up talking about her the whole time just, like, how good she was. I was like, it's crazy to. To watch somebody like this, but it's also like, she's a reason why I'm like, I shouldn't act. You know, like, you watch somebody like that and you're like, this is not. This is another thing. You know what I mean? It's like when you go to an NBA game and you're like, I shouldn't go to the park and play basketball, like, because this is going on.

[Jamie]

I understand what you're saying. I don't agree with that about you, but I understand what you're saying.

[Rob]

I mean, she's just. Look, she's just fucking. She's so good. Okay, so you're saying. Okay, I would agree. Season six. I could say the same, but I have.

[Jamie]

Tony was in court.

[Rob]

I have no clue.

[Jamie]

Why else would the three of us be there?

[Rob]

Yeah. There's no other reason.

[Jamie]

I don't remember Tony get a. I.

[Rob]

Never remember Tony getting arrested in the show.

[Jamie]

What was he on trial for? I don't remember.

[Rob]

They don't remember either.

[Cutter]

Yeah, it's. It's definitely from season six, though. I think it says episode 13, but. Oh, I'm not sure if that's right.

[Jamie]

Well, that would be impossible because it was 12 and 9.6B.

[Rob]

Maybe it's the first episode of 6B. Do we know what's going on here?

[Cutter]

I think it was Uncle Junior. He's in. He's in court for federal racketeering charges, so that might be what it is.

[Jamie]

And we cared.

[Rob]

Huh? You almost look like you. Like you got the Trump thing going. Remember you got shot in the ear? It almost looks like you have the. The. The white thing on your ear.

[Jamie]

I think it's the woman's shirt behind me.

[Rob]

Ah, yeah.

[Cutter]

I would have been great too.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah. So we don't know why. We don't know why we were. Well, at least I dressed for the occasion. You know, my character was like, well, we're going to court. Let me throw on my pizza delivery shirt.

[Jamie]

That's such a. That's such a meadow face. Do you know what I mean?

[Rob]

Yeah, it's not a Jamie.

[Jamie]

That's not a Jamie.

[Rob]

Yeah, no, I never seen a meadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never see you look like that. But this, this had to be some kind of. Because, see, if he's on trial for racketeering, this is me really using my brain here. I wouldn't be rushing from work to get to court. Right. You would think that this was some sort of emergency. I don't, I don't remember filming this, do you? At all. No, I only remember wearing a pizza shirt in the pizza place. Okay, well, he. Well, he figures that out, Jamie. So recently we had, you know, a big, big social media hubbub about your advice to the young man trying to get anal from his girlfriend. And your advice was to make, make him feel, make her feel like threatened, like the relationship is possibly going down or whatever. And then were at your house, Cutter was kind of walking around being like, you know, Jamie, I'm not. Your advice was to say, I'm not really attracted to you anymore. And Cutter started looking around like he would turn to you and he'd be like, you know, Jamie, you're not really doing it for me anymore. Any anal updates from the Dijkster household you want to give? No, no, no. Just kind of. So your own advice didn't work?

[Jamie]

It's not going to work on me. I'm sorry. To any woman that I upset with that advice.

[Rob]

By the way, did you get any. Did anyone say that you were up. They were upset. Wow. Really?

[Jamie]

It was like a little bit of like joking with it, but it was like, like, you know, if a girl's not in to anal, she's not into anal. So if like you're, you're gonna have to pull out all the stops and that like, that might be the only thing that works was my advice.

[Rob]

What, what was the pushback you got? Shout out pushback.

[Jamie]

I mean, there was a series of different types of commentary, but just being like, yeah, that's, you know, like threaten the relationship. Way to go, Jamie. Like that.

[Rob]

Sure. Yeah. Well, that's okay. Yeah.

[Jamie]

I didn't mean to upset anybody, but.

[Rob]

You know, but then I bet you Got a lot.

[Jamie]

I'm not here to please anyone.

[Rob]

I bet you. There you go. I bet. Lot of high fives, too.

[Jamie]

I did.

[Rob]

By the way, I'm not here to please anyone. That's also what you said to Cutter when he said he's not.

[Jamie]

That's right.

[Rob]

Looking at you the same way in the kitchen, you were like, well, I'm not here.

[Jamie]

I'm not an ATM machine either.

[Rob]

He's like, I'm not attracted to you anymore. You're like, I'm not here for that. Oh, man, I can't wait to get married and have kids. And it just seems like bliss.

[Jamie]

You. I know you're looking so forward to it, but.

[Rob]

Oh, can I tell you this? On the love after lockup up, of course. 99 of my inner monologue is, this is insane. And then one girl, I was like, I think that that could be my speed because she got out, she gets married to the guy. She goes, can we get married? And she goes, can we get married in sweatpants? I was like, this might be my girl. Married in sweatpants. That's all I'm looking for. Yeah, I just want a woman who wants to get married.

[Jamie]

Super soft, like Aviator Nation. Like. Like top and bottom.

[Rob]

I'm. I'm. Either we both do all black, we both do all white, black and white.

[Jamie]

Or she's like off white color.

[Rob]

She's in white, I'm in the black.

[Jamie]

Like cream and white.

[Rob]

If we just get mad, I mean, that would be 40 of the battle to me. Like, when I think about marriage and.

[Jamie]

Like, it's because of the wedding.

[Rob]

Yeah. Of course. If she was like, hey, we could just go downtown in sweatpants and do it. I'd be like, well, it's like almost all of it. Because here's the thing. Thing. I know so many people turn around to this, Rob. I know so many people who get married. And can I tell you, six months leading up to the marriage, all the wives are miserable because of the wedding, because of the wedding stress, because most of them have a regular job. And then on top of it, you have this new job.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but they're more miserable when the wedding is done. And the. The letdown. Like, they say they're miserable, but they're loving it. They're loving the planning of it.

[Rob]

You think so?

[Jamie]

Most of the time, yes, I think so.

[Rob]

On top of your threatened advice, the other advice to men is when women say they're miserable, they're actually loving it.

[Jamie]

When it comes to planning a wedding.

[Rob]

Only planning a wedding.

[Jamie]

I'M sure I can think of others. You just have to give me some time. You just have to give it.

[Rob]

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I, I. Because I. I see genuine hatred and then also on the day of the wedding, like six hours before, they're all a mess. Like. Like this. Didn't this person come. My eyelash.

[Jamie]

No, I was super chill. I mean, you were there. Yeah. No, I mean, maybe it's because, like we had a kid already and it.

[Rob]

Was your second, right?

[Jamie]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I bet that's way different. And we scaled it down so much and like, my focus was to have a good time. Like, I just wanted. And I figured if I'm gonna set this up so I have a good time, I think everybody else will too. And we had the Spasmatics as our wedding band, which is, you know, shout out. Spasmatics. They're an 80s cover band.

[Rob]

Yeah, they perform like right down here every Saturday or something. I know they're, they're a big. Is that where you found them here?

[Jamie]

No, they performed in LA a lot and I had seen them at different places and Cutter and I both love 80s music, so they were great. They were so fun.

[Rob]

Yeah, they were really. It was a good time. You seemed like you had a blast.

[Jamie]

I did. I had so much fun at my wedding.

[Rob]

At your second wedding. I don't know the first ones. Did you have fun, though?

[Jamie]

I wouldn't call it fun. I mean, I think it was like joyful at times. I think I was overwhelmed. That's what I say it more. And it's not anybody's fault. I'm not blaming and I'm not trying to like, piss on a moment that I wasn't like.

[Rob]

I.

[Jamie]

What? Didn't not necessarily not believe in what I was doing, but I was 22 years old and I think I was just very overwhelmed.

[Rob]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. All right, before we go, do we have the why we were in court.

[Cutter]

Yeah. So it looks like Tony's arrested for possessing a gun that can fire hollow point ammunition. And it's. It's basically, it happens right before Tony, Carmela and Bobby, they all go to the cabin because they're just kind of trying to lay low. I think the episode is Sopranos Home Movies Season 6, Episode 13.

[Rob]

Thank you for getting down.

[Jamie]

Thank you so much.

[Rob]

To the bottom of that.

[Jamie]

Somebody watches it.

[Rob]

Yeah. All right, well, we will see you guys next week.

[Jamie]

Not today.

[Rob]

Thank you. Kapoor. Watch on the hat, one of the stuff.

[Jamie]

Ripper Jersey battery, Capone one time in hat.

[Rob]

One of the time. Ripper Ratchet Jersey battery? Not today.