Tanner Vs The Homeless | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal: "Tanner Vs The Homeless"

Hosts: Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler
Guest Panelists: Chris, Heather, Tanner
Date: October 2, 2025
Producer: YMH Studios

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Not Today, Pal" brings Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler together for another hilarious and candid look at life, jobs, mental health, and the everyday things that irk or delight them. Mixing in their signature blend of warmth and curmudgeonly humor, the conversation centers on unconventional jobs (with a highlight on school bus drivers and strippers), the ethics and economics of homelessness, and a deep dive into psychological testing—along with some classic self-deprecating showbiz tales.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. School Bus Drivers, Strip Clubs, and Regular Jobs

• Kicking off with Robbie’s observation: He noticed a school bus parked at a strip club in the afternoon, sparking debate about what bus drivers do between shifts.
  • "Is there a school bus driver who drops the kids off at school? And then he's like, you know what? Now it's my turn to have a little fun." – Robbie [00:10]
• Jamie’s surprisingly relaxed stance: As long as they're sober and doing their job, what drivers do in their off-time is their business.
  • "I'm not gonna judge what she does with her free time. As long as my kids get home safely." – Jamie [04:47]
• Role Reversal: What if it's a female stripper who moonlights as a bus driver? Jamie is all-in: "Make that money, honey, you respect the hustle." [04:41]
• Robbie and Chris pitch ‘Robbie Regular Jobs’: Imagining Robbie in various “normal” jobs (retail, Starbucks barista, plumber, museum tour guide). Everyone agrees he’d hate school bus driving most.

2. Strip Club Culture and Local Vibes

• The gang delves into the difference between strip clubs in Austin, LA, New Orleans, and Vegas, with Chris sharing some particularly bleak observations from Austin’s Red Rose club:
  • "They just look sad, Zola. You know, they just…" – Chris [06:31]
  • Jamie and Robbie joke about the expectation to "put on that act, baby" for patrons. [06:42]
• Robbie shares a New Orleans story involving a pregnant stripper and reflects on how alcohol changes his perception of the city:
  • "There’s a pregnant stripper standing outside smoking a cigarette. And I was like–this is really bad… But then two nights later, I got drunk and I was like, this place is pretty cool." – Robbie [07:32]

3. Psychology Tests at YMH Studios

• The team did recent psychological evaluations, leading to revelations—especially about Tanner (the episode’s titular reference).
  • "That I'm borderline schizo and psycho...traits of a combat vet." – Tanner [16:10]
• The crew jokes about whether the test truly captured everyone, and most admit they made no lifestyle changes as a result.
• Discussion of psych meds, side effects ("the brain was nice, but I got really numb"), and why Tanner fears homelessness:
  • "I will work so hard to not be homeless. That’s a big fear of mine." – Tanner [20:21]

4. Homelessness: Ethics, Frustrations & Rackets

• Tanner’s hot take: He expresses open disdain for homeless people, which triggers debate.
  • "I just think they’re losers, honestly…Go get a job, you bum." – Tanner [20:40]
• Robbie and Jamie add nuance, noting scams and “organized begging,” as well as stories from New York of “homeless” people with apartments:
  • "There were homeless women who were sitting there with children. And you could tell this was not like a real homeless thing. It was a racket." – Robbie [21:35]
• They watch a news clip about a “homeless” man who clears $60–100k/year by pretending to be disabled:
  • "I'm really good at it. I clear about $100,000 a year doing this." – Homeless Actor [23:24]
• Jamie’s compassion stands out: "I can’t help but ever just feel compassion for anybody who’s living on the streets or begging for money, because it’s just...that’s..." – Jamie [25:37]

5. Showbiz Flashbacks and Social Embarrassment

• Robbie shares an embarrassing childhood story: being ostracized at a pool because his legs were covered in mosquito bites.
  • "They thought you had some kind of disease because I had so many mosquito bites on my legs." – Robbie [32:19]
• Jamie recounts a live "Beauty and the Beast" theater mishap with a stuck boot on stage that ended in laughter and applause.
  • "Every time there was an opening where people are dancing, I would just run to the middle...the audience is like laughing and…applauding." – Jamie [38:28]
• Robbie’s distaste for acting emerges again, "I find everything about acting embarrassing and horrible." [39:08]

6. Dreaming Up ‘Robbie Regular Jobs’

• They brainstorm ideal “regular jobs” for Robbie:
  • Doorman: "I'd be a fucking great doorman." – Robbie [40:36]
  • Carnival worker, parking garage ticket guy, Best Buy employee.
• Anecdotes: Robbie’s relationship with his NYC doormen, including late-night cocaine sessions and a phone-based misunderstanding.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On teachers and showbiz:
  • "You basically danced like you had mosquito bites all over your legs." – Robbie [35:27]
• On homelessness and society:
  • "If you’re really good at being homeless, you end up with a crib." – Robbie [25:24]
• Jamie’s persistent empathy:
  • "Anybody that goes up and tries something in front of people...they will always get a round of applause from me because I think that’s a brave thing to do." – Jamie [35:52]
• Robbie’s personal limit:
  • "This is actually why I don’t do anything anymore. I’m maxed out. I’ve had too many experiences. I’m done." – Robbie [29:10]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Strip Club & Bus Driver Debate: [00:10] – [05:30]
• Austin/LA/NO Strip Club Culture: [06:07] – [08:31]
• Psychological Testing Discussion: [15:22] – [20:21]
• Homelessness, Begging, and Scam Artists: [20:31] – [25:37]
• Showbiz Flashbacks and Embarrassment Stories: [32:19] – [39:08]
• Regular Jobs Ideation & Doorman Stories: [39:40] – [41:52]

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Episode Tone & Language

The hosts keep a relaxed, conversational, and irreverent vibe—frequently busting each other's chops while exploring personal and social issues. Jamie blends sweetness and optimism, counterbalancing Rob’s “Oscar the Grouch” skepticism. The supporting cast (Tanner, Chris, Heather) contribute with moments of both raw honesty and comedic absurdity, giving the episode a layered comic depth while not shying from heavier themes like mental health and societal judgment.

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Takeaway

“Tanner Vs The Homeless” is a classic Not Today, Pal episode: meandering, sharp-witted, and full of compassionate (and not-so-compassionate) reflections about modern life’s absurdities, as seen through the lens of two best friends who could not be more different. Whether talking about school bus drivers at strip clubs, scamming panhandlers, or humiliating stage moments, Jamie and Robbie—and their rotating YMH crew—continue to find humor, empathy, and a little existential dread in the everyday.

Transcript

[Jamie]

Not today.

[Robbie]

I saw something here that I'm like, this could be one of the coolest or saddest or worst things I've ever seen. I don't know. Like, it struck me at first. I was like, that's cool. But then I was like, this might not be. So I. We drove past. I drove past a strip club. You know, it's the afternoon, and I parked outside of. It was a school bus. So my thought was, is there a school bus driver who drops the kids off at school? And then he's like, you know what? Now it's my turn to have a little fun. Like, what is. That's what I think.

[Jamie]

Interesting. Because whenever I drive by strip clubs during the day, like at like a 1 7am okay, maybe they're like, still hanging on.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Like 1:32pm you're like, who's in there?

[Robbie]

School bus drivers maybe.

[Jamie]

Apparently got to kill the time before the pickup.

[Robbie]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And you know what? Also, they have to kind of take the edge off before that because the kids are crazy, right? You got a school bus full of kids, they're going nuts. How do you not, you know, you get all the. Come out.

[Jamie]

Near happiest school bus driver there is.

[Robbie]

Yeah. They're like, how does he stay so cool?

[Jamie]

They could take the bus around too, after they don't have to, like, give it back.

[Robbie]

And then during the day, probably not, but maybe, maybe after. I don't know. Is it like cab? I remember you used to go to, like, Queens and you would see so many cabs, like, parked in. Right in people's garages, you know, like their driveways. So my question is, if you found out your kids school bus driver was going to the strip club in between picking them up and dropping them off, how does that make you feel? Do you want him?

[Jamie]

They're sober. Do. Do you, Bro. Lady. Whoever it is.

[Robbie]

But then the scary part is now you got a crazy guy who's sitting in a strip club for six hours sober, which to me means he's just crazy. I'd almost be happier if he was throwing a few back. But maybe he. Maybe you start drinking at 10am and by. By 1, you switch to water.

[Jamie]

No, no, that doesn't happen. I don't know. When you throw these hypotheticals my way, you really push me into a back me into a corner. I've got nothing. Again, if he's sober. Do you? What's the difference if he went home and watched porn for four hours and then picked him up.

[Robbie]

You know, I hope they're not doing that either. That's. That's even creepier to me. No. Why Watching porn for four hours. I mean, when you. When you watch porn, you're supposed to watch porn for max 15, 20 minutes. Especially at my, like by the time you're 40. Like when you're 16 and you're like, oh my God, porn. Like, it's so cool.

[Jamie]

Like, let's say you're an older guy, don't have a partner, no kids, you're just driving. You're waking up at five to do the bus routes. You're done by nine. First pickup is two. What you doing with those five hours of your day?

[Robbie]

Watch far. Watch good tv. Watch like actual series.

[Jamie]

Well, that's what you would do.

[Robbie]

I think you'd throw on the porn for 15 minutes. Maybe in the beginning.

[Jamie]

Should be a bus driver.

[Robbie]

Oh, I. What would be worse?

[Jamie]

I would love.

[Robbie]

Besides the strip club part. I don't like anything about driving buses. School buses.

[Jamie]

But I think like, give me, give me a camera following you around one day to do a bus route with all those kids. You can do bone Jack so that you know, you know two of the kids.

[Chris]

We gotta do a series on this, right, Robbie? Regular jobs.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Chris]

Come on, man, be hilarious.

[Jamie]

That's such a good idea.

[Robbie]

What other jobs do you think I should do?

[Chris]

Oh, man, I mean, you got to do retail, right? You got to be on Starbucks for a day.

[Robbie]

That. See that? I'm. That I'm down with school bus driving. I don't want to be in charge of a bunch of kids lives. I'll be in charge of a bunch of like yuppies. Coffee. Teacher substitute again? Yeah. I mean, yeah, a substitute teacher.

[Tanner]

Maybe museum tour guide.

[Robbie]

Oh, and I know nothing about and you know nothing.

[Tanner]

Yeah, you just go in blind plumber.

[Chris]

The whole time you're like this.

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

1560.

[Jamie]

This guy was definitely on molly when he made this.

[Robbie]

1568. What a year, man. What a year. Do you guys think it's all right for a school bus driver to go to a strip club during the day? If he's not. If he's got nothing to do with the kids. He's a great guy.

[Chris]

I mean, we're also. We're assuming this is a man. What if it's one of the strippers?

[Robbie]

Bro, I thought you were just gonna say a woman, but yeah, one of.

[Jamie]

The strip Jack's driver is a woman. A cute woman. Younger for sure.

[Robbie]

Well, well, how would you feel if you found out she was stripping in the time that she drops the K.

[Jamie]

Comes back, make that money, honey, you respect the hustle.

[Robbie]

Wow. So open minded.

[Jamie]

Well, I'm not gonna judge what she does with her free time. As long as my kids get home safely.

[Robbie]

No, listen, so I, I, I hear you. I'm just saying some people might not want a stripper driving their kids to and from school. Yeah, it's an acceptable answer either way.

[Jamie]

And she's got my vote. She's good.

[Robbie]

Wow, that's awesome.

[Jamie]

Cutter would agree.

[Robbie]

Oh, he'd love it. How many do you think there'd be? A lot of parents who would immediately pull their kids out of that bus?

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

Wow. Imagine, dude. Imagine it's a stripper.

[Jamie]

We're all a little naughty. Come on, let her do.

[Heather]

I looked up what bus drivers do during the day and said most of them have other jobs, so maybe stripper is that job.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Right. Because they're done at, let's say, 9:00am and then they don't have to be back till 2. Yeah.

[Robbie]

See, if this was somewhere like New York or Vegas, I'd say this can't be true because the strippers are hot. But in Texas, I'd imagine there's, there could be a few. School bus driver, strippers, hybrid.

[Jamie]

I haven't checked out the stripper scene here.

[Robbie]

I have never been to a strip club here either.

[Jamie]

Well, you know any?

[Robbie]

Of course he does.

[Chris]

I said he's right. Yeah, it's my favorite place. What are you talking.

[Robbie]

Yeah, Dr. Drew, like, Dr. Drew basically left because. And he was so obsessed with strip club. That's pretty much made him uncomfortable.

[Chris]

Yeah, he's like, I can't enable this anymore.

[Robbie]

Yeah, get out of here.

[Jamie]

So what's the vibe at the Austin strip clubs?

[Chris]

I mean, I've only been to Red Rose with, with Drew and it was, yeah, it was a little sad. It was like. Yeah, this isn't like, you know, premiere shit. You know what I mean? I feel bad, you know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to talk down the strippers. I'm just saying it wasn't like I'm used to la, you know what I'm saying? So it's like in Vegas.

[Jamie]

What's sad? Like, they're terrible dancer.

[Chris]

No, they just look sad, Zola. You know, they just.

[Robbie]

We don't care if they're good dancers.

[Jamie]

They seem sad. They don't seem happy to be there.

[Robbie]

No.

[Jamie]

Oh, that's hard.

[Chris]

Which, you know, even when they do, it's A lie.

[Robbie]

Right.

[Chris]

But, like, put on that act, baby.

[Jamie]

For sure. That's how you. That's how you sell it.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, that's that. So, like, they're like, they're feeling like, I gotta be here. This sucks. That's. That's rough to see.

[Robbie]

I'm not a New Orleans guy. Like, I just. When I went there once and I was like, this. This place just isn't for me, but New Orleans?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

No, Orleans. No, No.

[Jamie]

I thought you said it in one of your, like, egg ways.

[Robbie]

Oh, maybe. I don't know. But I. I'm not a New Orleans guy.

[Jamie]

I know. I think New York. We say New Orleans, but most people say New Orleans. Right. How do you guys say it?

[Chris]

Yeah, we said. I mean, I say New Orleans.

[Robbie]

Yep.

[Jamie]

I think it's a New York thing.

[Robbie]

Yeah. New Orleans. New Orleans.

[Jamie]

New Orleans.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I. I accept both out of my mouth as well. I've probably said both, but. So I went for Ron's bachelor party.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Robbie]

We went and I showed up and I had. And this is probably my fault. Like, anybody from there would say the reason you don't like it is because I thought you get a hotel on the Bourbon Street. I don't know. I've never been, but I'm like, yeah, this is. But I guess that would be like getting a hotel in Times Square. In New York, I get a hotel, Bourbon Street. And I used to, like, always stay up the night. I still do sometimes, like, stay up the night before my flight. So, like, I get somewhere and I'm like. And I was just in a bad mood and everything, and I'm, like, trying to pull my suitcase through the dirty streets and, like, get into the thing. Sober at this point, I'm on pills. No, I'm not sober in life. Yeah, I'm on pills, but I wasn't drinking, like, on the flight. And I pull up and I'm staying across the street from a strip club, and there's a pregnant stripper standing outside smoking a cigarette. And I was like this. I was. That was my first impression. And I was like, this is really bad. I was like, I don't like this. But then. Then two nights later, I got drunk and I was like, this place is pretty cool. Yeah. But I still. I just. It' just not a place for me. Like, I didn't like the.

[Jamie]

Yeah, New Orleans is not. I will say I had a dark night in New Orleans. Oh, yeah, there was that. I was at a bar and there was a guy that was like the MC of Like, he was, like, standing on the bar, like, with a mic. He was, like, running the party. And I. We went home together. I didn't have sex with him. Oh, it was. And that's, like, not my style. That's, like, not what I do. And I did it.

[Robbie]

Wow. Yeah.

[Jamie]

It must be just. What? New Orleans? It's the only time I've been to New Orleans. Haven't been back.

[Robbie]

Were you wasted or. Right when you walked in, you're like, this guy's kind of handsome.

[Jamie]

I was. I don't. I don't remember. I was not. I was drunk.

[Robbie]

Shout out to Cutter. Sitting outside watching this, by the way. Just big, big shout out to our boy. Does he know this?

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

Text me your questions, Cutter.

[Jamie]

Sorry.

[Robbie]

Wow. That is not like you. No, especially like a random. Never done it in a random town. Like, in New York. It's a little more like.

[Jamie]

Yeah, it was very. Again, I didn't sleep with the guy, but it was not my style.

[Robbie]

What were you doing in New Orleans?

[Jamie]

I was there doing Cinderella. Like the tour. The musical, like the tour of it. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Listen, if Cinderella can get. Go home with a random guy, I think school bus drivers can go to the strip club.

[Jamie]

That's. I guess maybe it's why I'm so open to it.

[Robbie]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jamie]

I can't judge. Can't throw stones.

[Robbie]

If. If you were going to do the Robbie real jobs, if you were going to do Jamie real jobs, what would you want to. What would you want to get into?

[Jamie]

Give me some ideas, because I wouldn't be as uncomfortable as I don't think it would be as good television as yours would be, because I think you would be very uncomfortable and triggered by things. I think I'm less so.

[Chris]

Yeah. That's why it's fun.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Well, you just have a miserable. You just have a higher time.

[Jamie]

I would love it, actually.

[Robbie]

You would have a higher tolerance for being nice to people. That's the thing. I think I'd be nice for, like, 10 minutes and then I'd be like, what the fuck?

[Jamie]

Like, stop asking me for things.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Especially, like, Starbucks when they're getting real stupid with the orders. Like, insane. We're on. Like.

[Jamie]

Like, just passed so much judgment on people's orders.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I don't know a single thing about Starbucks. I don't know. Like, I know it's like, vent day.

[Jamie]

I'd like to see you and Cutter behind the counter.

[Robbie]

Oh, that. Now that would be good.

[Jamie]

Yeah, that would be fun.

[Robbie]

Wow. And you know what would be funny? If you were in like.

[Jamie]

It'd be like two pumps of vanilla car. Be like, you sure you want to.

[Robbie]

You want.

[Jamie]

You want one?

[Robbie]

He's like, I put one in here. I put one in here. I think you're. I think that's.

[Jamie]

Every time he brings me my car. I just. You just wanted one. I was like, that's not what I said.

[Robbie]

See, that. That. That would be my problem too if I had, like, fat people coming in and asking me for. I'd be like, maybe you go. Maybe you go with the egg bite.

[Jamie]

I think this show needs to happen.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a great idea. Any. I like Robbie. Regular jobs. Yeah. You know, I've only. I don't.

[Jamie]

Robbie, I don't.

[Robbie]

Have we ever talked about this out in the world? I've only had one job in my whole life. Did we ever talk about this?

[Chris]

Think we talked. I don't remember what it is, though.

[Robbie]

I was handing out flyers for a video game store.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, you did tell the story.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

What do you got paid for something like that?

[Robbie]

I don't remember. It wasn't a lot. But what happened was there was a video game store in where I grew up that opened up, and we would be in there all the time because they had like a TV with a controller and you could just play. And then she like. You know, it was a woman who actually ran it. Like an Asian woman. And she was like, yeah, there's not enough, like, people coming in. And we're like, oh, well. We'd hand out flyers up on 86th Street. And she was like, oh, look at that. There I go. That's super cool.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

That's Robbie regular job.

[Jamie]

You're so dressed up for the bus. You're taking this so seriously.

[Robbie]

That's the one thing I dress up for. That's me.

[Heather]

According to ChatGPT.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

They really like to change your teeth.

[Robbie]

There's one person in the world who would like this joke, but Cutter. That looks like. Cuz we follow. We follow. Me and Cutter follow these two guys who, like, put out football pics and it looks like one of them, but. Sorry, that's a. Specifically for one person with a hat.

[Jamie]

That just says school bus. In case anyone was wondering what you were doing there.

[Robbie]

Yeah, that's. I would actually rock that outfit. If you get me that outfit, I'll rock it. We should make. We should make. Why not today, pal? Merch. And that's our merch. School bus.

[Jamie]

School bus.

[Robbie]

Yeah. It's a dope vibe. Yeah.

[Jamie]

I need a yellow Hat.

[Robbie]

Not at a strip club, I'll tell you that. It's Christmas behind me.

[Jamie]

It is. I know. It's really. I'm in the mood for some holidays.

[Robbie]

Yeah. They. Oh, I hate the holidays. The. See, that would be very. School bus driver. Me. Like, oh, my God. You know, the curmudgeon school bus driver. I think that would be me. Like, pick a pickup and then drop off would be disaster.

[Jamie]

Guidance counselor would be great for you. Have the kids come in and talk about their problems. You'd be like, you're such a. Do you know what I dealt with?

[Robbie]

Yeah. I handed out flyers. I. So I. I don't remember how much she paid us, but we went to. We told her, like, we'll hand out flyers. She. She made all the flyers for us. We would go to 86th street and hand out a few. But then what we would do is we would stay stand right in front of the store, and when it looked like somebody was about to go in, we'd hand them the flyer so that it would look like people were coming in holding the flyer that we were handing them out. So we would do that for, like, four people. Then we'd go smoke a blunt in, like, the staircase of, like, our building, hang out for a while, go back, do it a few times, whatever. And then, I don't know. We were doing it for a while, I don't know how long. And then she. And by the way, I think I'm on Sopranos at this point. And then she said, like, one day we went in, and she was like, oh, sorry, I don't have any flyers, like, for you guys to hand out. And my friend Matt Rip was like, oh, I have a bunch at my place. I could. I could go get them. And she was like, why do you have a bunch of them at your place?

[Tanner]

And we're.

[Robbie]

We were, like, stoned. And he just didn't come up with an answer. Yeah. And it was like, all right, well, see, See it never. See you never. And we're done.

[Jamie]

You were fired.

[Robbie]

Yeah. And that sucked. And we went home, and he threw all the flyers down the incinerator. Just, like, hundreds of flyers.

[Jamie]

Get that anger out. I get it. Wow.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

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[Robbie]

By the way, you know, we never spoke about this, but there was like you guys took like a crazy test at ymh, right? What was the like, name of the test or what was it actually called?

[Heather]

I think it was just called like a psychological evaluation. But yeah, we had, we had a psychologist come in here and well, she sent us a test that we like filled out online and then we sent it back to her. And yeah, then she read us our results on the show and they were pretty interesting.

[Robbie]

And who were the extremes again? Obviously we know Tanner, but there's arguments. Was Tanner really telling the truth? Was he fucking around?

[Jamie]

No.

[Tanner]

I wasn't fucking around. I took it pretty seriously because, like, I know I'm fucked up, so I wanted it like an actual I gotta pay money to get that done. That's just free, man.

[Robbie]

And what did she say about you exactly?

[Tanner]

That I'm borderline schizo and psycho.

[Chris]

And she said he has traits of.

[Tanner]

A combat veteran, traits of a combat vet.

[Jamie]

She didn't know past life.

[Heather]

She didn't know anything about anyone going into it. And she was just getting the results sent to her and she texted me, she goes, hey, this guy Tanner, is he a ex military? I'm like, no. Like he has like ptsd, like traits that have only ever seen from people in combat.

[Robbie]

And did she specify what, what those were?

[Heather]

I mean, I think it was just all of like the schizo type of stuff.

[Tanner]

Like, yeah, she was like, you're hella avoidant and like bipolar and all this.

[Robbie]

So what do, what do you think, like the answers you gave that made her say that? I don't know.

[Tanner]

There was one question that was like, do you see shapes and stuff? And I was like, yeah, sometimes.

[Jamie]

Like, just like tv, right here is a rectangle.

[Robbie]

What's a big deal? No, not like that.

[Tanner]

Like, I'll be like, I'll be walking through my house and Then, like, there's like, a figure or something or.

[Jamie]

That.

[Tanner]

I see, and I, like, look again, and it's not there anymore.

[Robbie]

Oh, wow. What do you think that PTSD would be from?

[Tanner]

There's a lot of stuff, man. Probably, like, flipping my car and doing some bad things. Bad.

[Robbie]

Just.

[Tanner]

Just some bad decisions that I've made in my life. But, you know, we're trying to stay on a good track.

[Robbie]

Track now.

[Jamie]

You are.

[Robbie]

So what did you. What did you. Have you made any changes since the test? No. No. All right. Yeah, that's fine.

[Tanner]

I mean, I just kind of like. Well, when she told me all this, I was like. I mean, I've been living it, so, like. And, like, I'm like, look where I'm at. Like, it couldn't be that bad.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you dunked on her. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Boom. In your face. Yeah. Look how good.

[Tanner]

It's crazy now.

[Chris]

Ho.

[Robbie]

Yeah, exactly. What. What. What other. Who were the other, like, extremes?

[Chris]

I remember Gamba was one of them.

[Robbie]

Was.

[Jamie]

She got going on. I didn't hear that pretty smile.

[Robbie]

I didn't like that she kind of went after our Heather. I didn't like that she went after Heather a little bit. What she said, the doctor. What she say about Heather again?

[Chris]

She just got super deep, super quick. She's like, so when's the last time somebody hurt you? And where and how. Explain it.

[Robbie]

Elaborate, please.

[Chris]

Yeah, it was like, Jesus. Like, we're on a.

[Robbie]

All right.

[Chris]

Millions of people are going to see.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Chris]

All right.

[Jamie]

Oh, you guys did this on your mom's house?

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tanner]

Got a bunch of messages after, and.

[Chris]

We didn't prep at all. It was just like. Yeah, all right, let's just talk it out. We'll see what happens.

[Jamie]

Oh, I wish I did this.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it was. It was a good app. I liked it. But she. And some people.

[Jamie]

App.

[Robbie]

No app Episode. Yeah, but she did. Yeah, I thought. No, I thought it was. I thought it was a good episode. So did any. Did anybody make any changes after this thing?

[Heather]

I don't think so.

[Chris]

I don't think so. I mean, she said I was more or less normal, which was kind of crazy, so that was cool.

[Robbie]

But that was because you just had gone through your therapies.

[Chris]

I guess so.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I guess so.

[Tanner]

See, I went cold turkey on my meds, so I think maybe if I was still on them, my scores would be a little different.

[Robbie]

Did you stop seeing shapes and figures when you were on the meds?

[Tanner]

Yeah, everything was. Everything was really chill. The Brain was nice, but I got really numb. Right. Yeah, it's numb and it's boring and I. I, like, I wanted to. You don't feel like you decided to. I didn't tell my psychiatrist about this, but I think she knows because I haven't visited her in like a couple months, so.

[Robbie]

Yeah, she probably put two and two together. Yeah. Yeah, I bet she figured that out. Yeah.

[Tanner]

I mean, she's a psychiatrist.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Tanner]

But pills, schmills, you know? You know?

[Robbie]

Yeah, I know. It's a. Listen, it's a tough line. What do you do, you know, do you get. Do you stay on the pills? Do you get off the pills? I guess it depends just how bad shit she gets. Yeah. But I don't know. If I see. If I. If I see you under one of these bridges out here in a few years, I'll help you out.

[Tanner]

Thanks, man.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I'll go. I'll go get you, like, canes or something. That's what.

[Tanner]

No, I. I, like, really despise homeless people, so I, like, I will work so hard to not be homeless. Like, that's like a big fear of mine.

[Robbie]

That's most people. I think that's what we're all doing.

[Jamie]

I know, but, like, what do you. Most people.

[Heather]

Don't preface it with that, though.

[Jamie]

Yeah. What do you despise about them?

[Tanner]

I just think they're losers, honestly. Like, I know a lot of people who have, like, hit rock bottom and you can bounce up. They just give up and they just ask. Like, I spend a lot of time downtown doing open mics and stuff. And every day, like, the same four homeless fucks ask me for. For, like, pocket change or for like a cigarette and shit. And it's like, dude, I didn't have it yesterday. I'm not going to have it today. You're never going to get it off. Go get a job, you bum. Like, I just. I don't know. I like, they're. I'm not a fan of homeless people for, like, really.

[Robbie]

I don't know. You sound mentally fit to me. I don't. I.

[Tanner]

Wait, do you agree?

[Robbie]

I don't know what that lady was talking.

[Tanner]

I'll be driving.

[Robbie]

Like, I stopped by the light and.

[Tanner]

They try to wash my.

[Robbie]

It's like, bro, what are you doing? Like, yeah, like, you're doing a job outside.

[Tanner]

Like, you could just do this at a place, you know, and actually get paid instead of people honk.

[Robbie]

I don't know.

[Tanner]

Yeah, homeless people just irk me. Wrong, man.

[Robbie]

Well, I. I think. I think I'll, like, listen. There's all different types of homeless people, right? There's people who have mental problems, people who are on drugs. There's all type of stuff. But I will say, when I was back in New York this last time, there were something that I hadn't seen in a really long time, which were there were homeless women who were sitting there with children. And you could tell this was not like a real homeless thing. It was like a fucking. Yeah, it was like a racket. Like, they were. It was like an organized fucking thing. Like, they probably drove, like, dropped them off in a bus in the morning to be like, sit here. Because if you sit. And here's the thing. If you sit in New York City, I would imagine as a homeless woman with a child, you'll probably make way more money than minimum wage.

[Jamie]

Wasn't there a story about a guy that worked. I don't know if he was in finance or something in New York. And for a year, he would leave his home in Connecticut, take the train into the city, sit on the streets and collect money to see, like, how much money he would make for the year. And he made, like, a decent living.

[Robbie]

Well, that's the other thing. Growing up in New York City is like, we knew homeless people. Homeless people who had apartments. Yeah. And they would just sit around all day. They would. They would get money. They would do shit. Whoa, what is this camera for?

[Reporter]

Chances are you've seen him try to.

[Robbie]

Date, to do restaurant Sympathized with his.

[Reporter]

Wheelchair, his drawn hands his story ripped.

[Robbie]

At your heart Damn. Give me money and to get some.

[Reporter]

Eat Lexington police say he's taken his act on tour of the city to places like the Lansdowne Shops, Hamburg, and the Zandale corridor of Nicholasville Road. We busted this bogus beggar right outside the police department just minutes after a press conference about it.

[Homeless Actor]

Invest in Lex. I appreciate you guys busting me. Yeah. I'm really good at it. Really good. I clear about $100,000 a year doing this.

[Jamie]

That's what that guy.

[Homeless Actor]

Yeah, about 60 to 100 be. Boy, I'm just playing. I got to go, y'.

[Robbie]

All.

[Homeless Actor]

I gotta make some money.

[Reporter]

He was back at it again.

[Robbie]

Can I tell you something? It's been a long time since I've given a homeless person money. If I saw him outside right now, I'd. I'd give him double what I would. This. This is a. This is better than. This is better than 90% of the shows on Netflix. This guy's acting. This is Incredible. And by the way, Tanner, I'm so with you right now because. Right.

[Tanner]

Like, doesn't that just piss you off?

[Robbie]

No, no, no, it doesn't piss me off. Actually. What it does is I go, you could be doing this on Netflix. Yeah. Like, this guy is a fucking incredible actor. Now that we know he's acting, can you go back to the beginning of this? I mean, by the way, fucking Austin News or whoever this is, get a new microphone. Jesus, why that camera?

[Reporter]

For Chances are you've seen him try.

[Robbie]

To date to the restaura Sympathized with.

[Reporter]

His wheelchair, his drawn hands, his story ripped at your heart.

[Robbie]

Damn. Give me money and to get some eat.

[Reporter]

Lexington police say he's taken his act on tour of the city to places like the Lansdowne Shops, Hamburg, and the Zandale corridor of Nicholasville Road.

[Robbie]

It's got a hamburger.

[Reporter]

We busted this bogus beggar right outside the police department just minutes after a press conference about it.

[Homeless Actor]

You best. And Lex, I appreciate you guys busting me. Yeah. I'm really good at it. Really good. I clear about a hundred thousand dollars a year doing this. Yeah, about 60 to 100.

[Robbie]

I love this guy. You don't like this guy, Jay?

[Jamie]

I don't. I don't. I'm in. I'm in shock right now.

[Robbie]

I still kind of think in some weird way, without this, he might be homeless. I think he's just a homeless guy who makes 100 grand a year, which is kind of what we all are.

[Chris]

You just really leaned in.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Chris]

That's all it was.

[Robbie]

Right. He's just good at being homeless. Right. If you're really good at being homeless, you end up with a crib. Right. I think like, he's like, I'm out here begging and Now I'm making 100 grand a year. Expert level homeless.

[Jamie]

The people I've known in my life that have like, talked about periods of their life where they've been homeless or like, living out of a car. Like, they spent every waking hour trying to make money. Right. Like, I. So I understand what Tanner's saying, but I. I can't help but ever just feel compassion for anybody who's living on the streets or begging for money, because it's just that's.

[Robbie]

Is his money taxed definitely now? No, it's going to be now.

[Jamie]

There's no way to keep track of it.

[Robbie]

Damn.

[Chris]

Who they going to mail the IRS to?

[Robbie]

True. Yeah. He's got a nice place. I bet. All that's playing over in my head.

[Jamie]

Right now is probably looks just like yours. It probably just has a couch and a bed and one TV and one bowl.

[Robbie]

Or it looks like how mine looked when I was 20, which is like mega hoarder, right? You know what I mean? Wow. I don't know. I'm kind of. I don't know. That guy kind of does it for me. Can we check memory lane, maybe?

[Jamie]

Oh, wow. Where is. Oh, the nut, obviously.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

I told you I used to sing the anthem a lot.

[Robbie]

What are we talking here, Aim? What is this?

[Jamie]

Oh, God.

[Robbie]

Oh, wait, wait. Is that. Yeah, I thought it might be two different times. Yeah, I thought you were wearing, like, a dress on the left and then. Okay, well, that's Jason Kidd right there with his head down. He's playing still.

[Jamie]

That's a little 2003 or four.

[Heather]

Yep, 2003. Do you remember the occasion, though, what game this was?

[Robbie]

Oh, is the first game of the year. Yam.

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Robbie]

Opening night.

[Heather]

It was game three of the 2003 NBA Finals. Nets versus Spurs.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Damn, Jamie. Yeah. That's a big. That's a big deal.

[Jamie]

Well, the biggest. The biggest deal I thought I ever did was the jets game. I did Game 7 of the AFC or NFC? AFC. What are the Jets.

[Robbie]

There's only one game. I mean, game seven in football.

[Jamie]

I meant the playoff game of the. Which is the jets are in afc?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Yeah, the playoff game. The AFC Championship game.

[Robbie]

Way to go.

[Jamie]

But I didn't know I did another one now I can tell my kids.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I'm really proud of you guys.

[Jamie]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Robbie]

So I. I was friends with Richard Jefferson for a while who played on the Nets. And he gave us courtside tickets one night when they were playing when Jordan was on Charlotte. So we got to watch Michael Jordan play courtside. And then, you know, like, at halftime, they're like, hey, you. Could we have, like, an area for you in the back to hang out. It's not like now where it's like filet mignon and like lobsters and like crazy out of Yankee games. It was just like a little area where you would chill. And I'm walking back there and, like, somebody walks in front of me and it's Jay Z. And he's like. He's like eating, like, something out of his hand or whatever. And they're. And it was a Sunday night, and he's like, we. I gotta leave here to go watch. To go what? Before, like, you know, 9pm Because I gotta watch Sopranos tonight. And I was like, yo, and he turned around and I was there. And he's like, yo. Like. And we just started talking, and I was like, that was pretty. Pretty, pretty crazy. 10 minutes to be like, I'm sitting courtside watching Michael Jordan play and talking to Jay Z in the back. Yeah. Good times.

[Jamie]

This is why he doesn't do regular jobs.

[Robbie]

Yeah, no, this is actually why I don't do anything anymore. I'm. I'm maxed out all of my peaked. Yeah. I've had. I've had too many experiences. I'm done with all of it. Who. The. The crazy test. The YMH crazy test. You don't think it affected anybody? Huh? Like, nobody really gave a.

[Jamie]

Nobody took a note?

[Heather]

I don't think so.

[Robbie]

I think about it. Yeah.

[Tanner]

I think about it a lot.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Tanner]

My girlfriend, when she watched it, she, like, questioned me afterwards and was, like, concerned. My mom said it made sense, but, like, I. Yeah, I think about it quite a bit.

[Robbie]

So did. Could your girlfriend tell a difference from you when you got off your meds from when you were on them?

[Tanner]

I wasn't with her when I was home. I wasn't with her when I got off meds. That's when I started getting really.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Jamie]

That's what happens.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I feel you.

[Heather]

We didn't even acknowledge that. Most normal in the whole studio, right here. Your boy.

[Jamie]

I could guess that. Zolo. I could.

[Robbie]

Of course. Thank you right away.

[Chris]

Best liar in the studio.

[Jamie]

You won.

[Robbie]

No, no, he's. You.

[Jamie]

You.

[Robbie]

You think. You think people are more normal than. So obviously. No. Insane.

[Chris]

No. I won't lie. I'm very surprised that Chris wasn't way, way up top, like, normal. It surprised me that he was, like, number four or something. Number five. Like, how are people more normal than Chris? Chris is the most normal person I ever fucking met in my life.

[Tanner]

Garrett's pretty normal, too.

[Robbie]

Oh, really? I think Zola's more normal than Chris.

[Heather]

I think Tom and Christina were both, like, top three or four. Like, they were, like, right there with me, which was also surprising.

[Robbie]

Normal.

[Heather]

Yeah, according to her.

[Robbie]

Well, also, they're. They're older. They've been through it. They know how to, like, they know how to handle. Yeah. If you really. I don't know.

[Heather]

That's what they said. They're like, we've been in therapy for decades.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Heather]

We wouldn't have been this way a while ago.

[Robbie]

Also, what they say about a lot of people is, like, there's people who have these tendencies, and if. If they don't get to kind of let it out or work in a way of like. Like, let's say if you're somebody who needs admiration and then you become a celebrity, you're actually less like trouble than somebody who doesn't because they're. They're constantly thinking, like, I should be. That why am I not? Which leads to like, anger and problems. If you do get it, it actually makes you a. It's like, oh, thank God this person got it. Cuz if they didn't, they might be real crazy, right?

[Jamie]

Yeah. Or it might make them crazier.

[Robbie]

Yeah, no, you never know. There's definitely. There's all, there's all the things. All right, so there's one, One thing I wanted to tell you about is when I was young, I got to take my phone out for this to show you the photo. So when I was young.

[Jamie]

Are you about to propose to me?

[Robbie]

Yeah. When I was young, my. I was at a pool with people in my family. And basically it's like one of my cousins was like, we were all hanging out for like, it was. We were there for like four days. And the first day everyone's hanging out. And the second day, like, it's kind of different. By the third day, like, these kids, I noticed, did not want to hang out with me. Like, we. I. You jump in the pool, they all go to the other side, like this kind of thing. And I was like, I was like 10 or 11 and I was like, what the fuck is this? Because even when I was like fat and like everything, I. I never had problems making friends because, like, my family was so young and we all lived in like a little apartment and you just, you knew how to. You know, I was never like, I don't then. I wasn't socially awkward. I am now because I've distanced myself so much. But I. I was never like, socially awkward. Them. And I never experienced that. And I was like, what the is this? And like, they didn't want to be near me. So then my cousin was like, yo, come over here. Like, blah, blah, with all of them. I was like, what? They were like, they thought you had some kind of disease because I had so many mosquito bites on my legs. And I forgot about this for like 30 years. But then when I went to New York, we got a house upstate with my family. And one night like, me and my brothers had a fire, like, late night, and it happened to me again. And I was like, this is because if you describe it to somebody, I think somebody would be like, yeah, sure, like Whatever. So I was like, I'm gonna take pictures of this and show it to Jamie. I'm not even going to put the pictures up because I think it would make people sick if I showed it to them. Jamie, this is what happens to me when I'm around mosquitoes.

[Jamie]

You're allergic to them?

[Robbie]

No. It's like a hundred bites. This is.

[Jamie]

But they're. Is that from scratching?

[Robbie]

No, this is just. This is what happens.

[Jamie]

But they're scabbed up.

[Robbie]

Yeah. This is what ends up. It's so crazy.

[Jamie]

What type of blood are you?

[Robbie]

I don't know. I have to look into that. But whatever it is, it's what they like.

[Jamie]

They love. Oh, positive. And that's what I am.

[Robbie]

I'm probably. Oh, positive.

[Jamie]

Gotta be.

[Robbie]

If I ever need blood, I can get some from you.

[Jamie]

Well, yeah.

[Robbie]

That's always.

[Jamie]

No matter what you got.

[Robbie]

Yeah. That's good.

[Jamie]

Oh, that's no bueno. That was just your ankles.

[Robbie]

That's my. And now those are. Yeah. My calves.

[Jamie]

They were like this big.

[Robbie]

Could you imagine when I was, like, like, 10.

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

And running around like that? And kids were, like, horrified. I'm like, hey, guys, you know, like, you want to play?

[Jamie]

No one wanted to play with you.

[Robbie]

I wouldn't want to play. Yeah. Like, they were like, oh, they thought you had, like, some kind of disease, like, which I totally understand now, seeing this.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Brought me back. Brought me back to my child. Shout out to our childhood traumas. Tanner.

[Jamie]

Shout out to mosquitoes.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it brought me back. What. Another thing I want to ask you. So I asked you, like, about singing classes, and have you ever taken singing class and acting classes? I want to know what was more awkward, like, because if. And did when you took singing classes. You take singing classes with other people?

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

You never did.

[Jamie]

Well, I would take, like, a musical theater class. I never had any problem singing in front of people. Dancing. I didn't. Dance class was awkward for me, like, when they would make me. Yeah. Because I was in a very serious dance school where there were, like, girls that, like, went, like, six days a week. And I just went because I knew it was important to have, like, some sort of skill. And I was decent, but I wasn't, like, great. And when the teacher would have you go up and, like, you know, demonstrate what she just taught, and everybody had to do a turn and it was never. I would. I would die. I hated it. I hated. I hated it. I had no friends. No friends in the class. They were very snobby and clicky.

[Robbie]

You basically danced like you had mosquito bites all over your legs.

[Jamie]

Something like.

[Robbie]

They would see you dance and be like, we don't want to be around her.

[Jamie]

Correct. Oh, yeah. I was just not that good.

[Robbie]

God, got feel bad for us guys. Mosquitoes dancing. We had a really good question.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Really tough.

[Jamie]

I'm all right.

[Robbie]

Kidding. Obviously. So. But how would you feel when you would see other people suck? Like, that's got.

[Jamie]

Because, you know, I still to this day, and I've always felt this way, like anybody that goes up and try something in front of people, like, I'm. I. They will always get a round of applause for me because I think that's like, a brave thing to do and really hard, even if people suck.

[Robbie]

And you felt that way even when you were a kid. That's crazy. See, that's. That's such a. Like, that. That's like, you must have been, what? Like you're, like, reincarnated from somebody else. Because when I was a kid and you see people do something dumb, you're like, you idiot.

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

You know, to be like, oh, to be like, oh, you're trying, like, as a kid.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Oh, no. When I was a kid, it's like, you, like, zero, you know? Yeah. You know, listen, it's. It's amazing.

[Jamie]

Nice.

[Robbie]

You were nice. So do you. Do you ever remember any, like, super embarrassing moments on Broadway for you or somebody else? Like.

[Jamie]

Well, one time I was doing Beauty and the Beast, and, you know, like, in the Be our guest number or in the show in general, you, like, people are like utensils and, like, items. Right. Somebody's a clock, somebody's a fork, somebody's a teapot. And, you know, on the stage, there's tracks. So it's like, you know, there's grooves in the stage where this. The set pieces can move. And, you know, like, the castle will come in, the castle move out. So there's grooves and there's places where they meet. So there'll be like a T, right?

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

During. Be Our Guest, the woman that was the sugar bowl, maybe, like, they were doing this thing. I was bell. And they were like, do you have one lump or two? And I was like, two. And I turn, and then when I turn back, she's always gone. And that's when the guy. This sounds so crazy. The guy that's the rug, like, does a bunch of cartwheels. So when I turn to see her, she's still there, and she's looking at me with, like, the most panicked look in her face. Her boot Got stuck in the tee and she couldn't get out. And so I like went to go do something that I had to do. And then when I came back, she was gone. But the boot was in the middle of the stage. Just like sitting there, like in the, like a large boot. And I went and I was like trying to get it out because I knew the guy was gonna start tumbling and like, I couldn't. And so then I ran and he did tumbles around it and have the stage manager being like, jamie, you gotta go get the fucking boot. And I'm like, I tried. She's like, you gotta go again. So like every time there was like an opening where people are dancing, I would just like run to the mill. And now by this point, the audience is like laughing and like in on like seeing me struggling to get this fucking boot out of the stage. And finally, like Excalibur, I just somehow was able to like get it out. And like, everybody was like applauding. It was very funny.

[Robbie]

See, this is a fun moment. This is Jamie. Like Jamie's most embarrassing moment ended with applause from an audience full of. You know, it's like, you're the correct.

[Jamie]

Maybe I'm thinking of being embarrassing. It was just like a miss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, embarrassing. I told the story about when my top fell down in high school.

[Robbie]

I think so. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Perverts out there love that story. We're not going to tell it again.

[Jamie]

No, you don't get it for free again.

[Robbie]

Bus driver creeps.

[Jamie]

Do you have any embarrassing acting?

[Robbie]

I mean, the problem is the reason I don't act, I find it all embarrassing.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I find everything about acting embarrassing and horrible. Like, like you said, like the lady who played the sugar pot. Like if I was a. As a 40 year old, if I was like, I'm the sugar pot today. It's like I want to blow my brains out. You know what I mean? Like you.

[Jamie]

Some people, they're on Broadway, of course their dream, they're making that money. Honey.

[Robbie]

No. God bless, do your thing. But it's again, it's even like when I said like I loved like Tom Show, I'm like, this is so great. But also I was like, I hate this.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You know, there's just a part of me that always hates acting. I don't know. I think it's all kind of lame.

[Jamie]

Maybe we need to talk to the psych lady to figure it out.

[Robbie]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jamie]

Or maybe Rob needs to take that test. I actually would really like your.

[Robbie]

Maybe I just am Robbie Regular jobs. Maybe I'm meant for regular jobs. Maybe I'm not supposed to be. I wasn't supposed to be an actor, you know, we gotta make one way to find out. Yeah. What do you, what do you think I would be good at, Robbie? Regular jobs or you guys too, maybe?

[Tanner]

Think about that Best Buy employee. I'd be hard of the month at Best Buy.

[Robbie]

No, I don't know anything about to.

[Jamie]

Come and do it with you.

[Robbie]

Oh, no.

[Tanner]

One of those ticket dudes at like a parking garage where you just sit in that chair.

[Robbie]

Oh, you know what?

[Jamie]

I think you'd kill that.

[Robbie]

Guys doing that at night. I literally, in my head, I'm like, you lucky. Like, you're making. And by the way, there's been times where, like, when I was in la, I lived in this doorman building. And I'd be, I'd walk through my lobby and I would see the door guy sitting on his phone in the lobby. And then I would go upstairs and I'd be sitting on my phone on my couch and I'd be like, he's making money.

[Jamie]

Yeah, a doorman. You'd be good at being a doorman.

[Robbie]

I'd be a fucking great doorman.

[Jamie]

Like, talk to people coming in and out.

[Robbie]

I'd be a night shift guy. Less than, less, less, less, less traffic. Less talk. I, you know, I don't know if I've ever talked about this, but see.

[Jamie]

The good at night.

[Robbie]

Yeah. When I, When I, of course. But when I lived in New York, I used to do coke with my nighttime doorman. Yeah. Like, I would come in all up at 3am and then like, either I would have or they would have. And we would go in the back by the lockers and we would just be, chop it up. And, and you would be, yeah. And then all of a sudden the sun would come through the lobby and you were like. And then, like, he would, he would be like, all. And then one time I was like, boys with my, like, two of my doormen who are like fucking party animals. Like, and this one dude who's, I love this guy, he had the fucking tattoo on his neck, like, was crazy. And one time I came in and he was like, yo, what's up online? Like, I just went upstairs and then he buzzed me and he's like, yo. He's like, you took my phone? And I was like, what? I was like, no, I didn't take your phone. And we got into, like, we got into it because I, I, we were both probably coked up and he's like, you. You took my phone. Like going in at 3:00am Like, I didn't take your phone. And he just had like, like lost his phone somewhere and didn't. And then like a half hour later he's like, oh, my bad. Like, I found my phone. But yeah, it was like a. We were like really going at it. Like, it didn't get physical, but it was like. It got to a point where I was like, I didn't like, I went downstairs, I was like, yeah, take your phone.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Wild.

[Jamie]

Wild.

[Chris]

Yeah, I think it'd be a good carney.

[Robbie]

I think I'd be a good carney.

[Chris]

Be that guy in the. With the, with the games with the prizes.

[Robbie]

I'd be the only one who had like a clean setup up though. Like, you know, because they're all so dirty and like filthy and these stuffed animals are disgusting and like, I would need. I the. I think the germ factor would kind of freak me out at that job.

[Chris]

Yeah, you'd have fun being an. To everybody that like, sucks though.

[Jamie]

Everyone that loses.

[Chris]

Yeah, tough guy. Maybe the girl have a better chance.

[Robbie]

Yeah, they're all. I should just be the person who sits in the dunk tank. Yeah, there you go. Like you noodle army. All right. Yeah, we'll see you guys next week.

[Jamie]

Bye.

[Robbie]

River at New Jersey Battery. Not today.