The Final Episode | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Not Today, Pal – The Final Episode

Release Date: January 1, 2026
Hosts: Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler
Studio: YMH Studios

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Overview

In the bittersweet final episode of "Not Today, Pal," Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler bid farewell to their fans and YMH Studios after a two-year run. True to the show’s style, the former Sopranos siblings deliver a blend of playful banter, heartfelt gratitude, and hilarious takes on daily life. The episode weaves in favorite segments and callbacks, explores pet peeves (from bizarre food trends to airplane etiquette), and ends with a signature offbeat conspiracy theory debate—this time about fingerprints. Through laughter, inside jokes, and moments of real connection, Jamie and Rob celebrate the odd couple friendship that powered their beloved podcast.

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Farewell & Reflections

Saying Goodbye to the Show and Fans

• 00:00 – 04:14:

  • The duo begins with tongue-in-cheek banter about the show’s “cancellation,” joking that the White Rastafarian Alliance called for their heads.
  • Rob: “When we first started podcasting, you said you wanted to be more like me and not give a shit about things. And this. I think we've come full circle.” (01:24)
  • Jamie “doubles down” on Rob’s irreverence, declaring “I’ve graduated. Thank you, YMH, for changing me completely as a person.” (01:40)

• 04:15 – 05:00:

  • Both hosts reflect on the incredible YMH staff, singling out the social and editing teams:
    • Jamie: “You really made this show what it was and helped us understand what our strengths were. …I’m gonna miss it a lot.” (02:19)
    • Rob notes most of their fans discovered them through social media.

• 05:01 – 05:55:

  • The duo laughs about their game show segment, contemplating a future rematch and reminiscing about memorable on-air moments.

• 05:56 – 07:00:

  • They give heartfelt thanks to Tom & Christina (YMH founders) for the opportunity, reflecting on moving from "Pajama Pants" to "Not Today, Pal.”
    • Jamie: “If it's even possible, I feel like you and I got even closer, 100%.” (04:38)

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Key Segments & Comic Riffs

Callback Montage & Reminiscing

• 05:20 – 06:54:
  • Rob shows Jamie a clip of her infamous “Rasta” character, prompting more laughter about how far she’s come:
    • Rob: “This is what we do. This is what we were doing for years.” (05:26)

Hilarious Takes: Sport & 90s Club Culture

• 06:55 – 12:28:
  • The hosts riff on a women’s slap-fighting competition (“What is going on?!” Jamie exclaims [06:54]), share Jamie’s slap-gone-wrong audition story (08:23), and joke about their own potential in the sport.
  • Rob presents a 90s Long Island “club bro” video, triggering Jamie’s memories of her own clubbing days and her delight in the “begging” slang:
    • Jamie: “It was all black, light and tan and white teeth …100%.” (12:11)

Over-the-Top Pet Peeves

Chinese Food on Flights

• 12:28 – 14:53:
  • Rob is appalled by a “90 Day Fiancé” scene where a woman brings leftover shrimp fried rice in a leaky container on an international flight:
    • Rob: “If they said, she's going to prison for 10 years, I'd be like, that's not enough. That to me, is what's wrong with the world.” (13:55)
    • Jamie jokes about Rob’s hypothetical inability to handle it calmly.

Airport Food Taboos

• 17:19 – 21:32:
  • They debate airport eating etiquette, with Rob expressing strong disdain for loitering and dining at airports:
    • Rob: “When I eat, I really enjoy myself. I don't do anything in the airport where I enjoy myself. …Once I step foot in an airport, I know misery for the next eight hours.” (21:00)

Rainbow Bagels & "Birthday Cake" Cream Cheese

• 22:51 – 25:10:
  • Rob reveals his horror at the “birthday cake bagel” trend (“What are we doing here?” [23:30]), Jamie calls it “for children,” and both reminisce about the perfection of a plain bagel and cream cheese.

Relationship Debates & Etiquette

• 25:10 – 26:10:
  • Discussion of a “90 Day Fiancé” guy’s clumsy fashion advice to his partner, with Jamie weighing possible reactions and the importance of delivery.

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Memory Lane: Favorite Past Moments

• 26:10 – 28:34:
  • Clips and photos from the show’s early days. They marvel at their unchanged appearances, shout out the booth crew, and get sentimental about their favorite shared moments:
    • Jamie: “I've had some of my better memories doing this show here…not just like doing the show, but just like being here in this studio and with everybody, really.” (28:40)
    • Rob: “It was always like a thing where, like when we were coming here, it was a good…always had fun.” (28:54)

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Personal Updates & Slice-of-Life

Jamie’s New Role

• 29:05 – 30:15:
  • Jamie announces her guest role as Dr. Laura Kaplan on “Grey’s Anatomy”—the first time she’s played a character with MS, like herself.
    • Jamie: “It was very meaningful and impactful…a wonderful way for me to do that for the first time.” (29:14)

Home vs. Travel Habits

• 30:15 – 32:38:
  • Jamie describes her habit of immediately unpacking in hotels; Rob confesses he lives out of his suitcase regardless of stay length.

Domestic Life & Running Gags

• 32:38 – 33:02:
  • They joke about Jamie’s need for order (“I’m a bedroom bully” [32:55]) and Cutter’s (her husband) typical lack of domestic discipline.

Gambling & Crazy Time

• 33:02 – 33:33:
  • Jamie recalls her introduction to “Crazy Time,” Rob’s favorite bizarre online betting game, and the fun of hanging out with Rob and Cutter.

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Rob’s Final Grievances & Oddball Debates

Urinal Woes

• 33:47 – 34:46:
  • Rob recounts yet another horror story involving sweatpant strings falling into the “piss tank” at a urinal and vows to go stall-only from now on.

The Great Fingerprint Debate

• 35:14 – 43:02:
  • The episode closes with an epic, classic Rob conspiracy: Are fingerprints real, or a scam by “Big Fingerprint”?
    • Rob: “I think fingerprints might be complete fugues. I think it might be a fake thing.” (35:46)
    • Jamie, incredulous: “Of course I buy this! Big Fingerprint and I are in cahoots.” (36:04)
    • Booth crew weighs in, with one member (“Annie”) half-jokingly claiming to be “on your team, Rob” about the fingerprint conspiracy due to issues with the criminal justice system.
    • Rob: “Down, down…down with Big Fingerprint. I think you’re racist.” (41:00)
    • The debate ends with laughter and a mutual pledge: “We end racism. Yes, that like the NFL, it’s on the back of the helmets. So we’re gonna do our part.” (41:20)

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Final Goodbyes: Warmth and Authenticity

• 43:02 – End:
  • The crew (booth boys/gals) express gratitude for a great two years.
    • Rob: “You made this pod what it is. So fun. We always have fun with you guys.” (43:02)
    • Jamie echoes the sentiment: “I love you guys. Thank you.” (43:24)
  • The hosts jokingly claim to have ended racism and Big Fingerprint conspiracies—perfectly on-brand irreverence.
  • Final words:
    • Rob: “And we will not see you next week.”
    • Jamie: “We won’t. Bye.” (43:29)

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Notable Quotes

• “The life lesson has been learned.” – Jamie (01:36)
• “There was not a single moment here—maybe the game show—maybe—other than that, I had a great time.” – Jamie (03:18)
• “I can’t associate with you anymore…if you brought shrimp fried rice on a flight to Belize.” – Rob (16:21)
• “People just want to be happy…don’t touch a bagel. Just leave it alone.” – Jamie (24:01)
• “I’m a bedroom bully.” – Jamie (27:00, callback at 32:55)
• “It was always like a thing where, like when we were coming here, it was a good…always had fun.” – Rob (28:54)
• “I think fingerprints might be complete fugues. I think it might be a fake thing.” – Rob (35:46)
• “Big Fingerprint and I are in cahoots.” – Jamie (36:07)
• “Down, down…down with Big Fingerprint. I think you’re racist.” – Rob (41:00)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00 – 05:00 | Opening, YMH “cancellation,” heartfelt goodbyes
• 05:01 – 07:00 | Thank-yous, reflecting on podcast journey
• 07:01 – 12:28 | Slap-fighting segment, 90s club video/dives
• 12:29 – 16:34 | Rob’s “90 Day Fiancé” Chinese food rant
• 17:19 – 21:32 | Debating airport food etiquette
• 22:51 – 25:10 | “Birthday cake bagels” and food fusion horror
• 26:10 – 28:34 | Memory lane: early show moments
• 29:05 – 30:15 | Jamie’s “Grey’s Anatomy” news
• 30:15 – 32:38 | Hotel habits, Jamie as “bedroom bully”
• 33:02 – 33:33 | Crazy Time betting and hanging out with Cutter
• 33:47 – 34:46 | Rob’s urinal grievances
• 35:14 – 41:21 | Fingerprint conspiracy debate
• 43:02 – End | Crew messages, funny farewells

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Tone & Language

The entire episode is peppered with irreverent, sarcastic humor, affectionate ribbing, occasional heartfelt vulnerability, and inside jokes—true to the original chemistry between Jamie and Rob. The mood alternates between high-energy riffs and heartfelt reflection, all unified by the duo’s unmatched rapport.

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Final Takeaway

“Not Today, Pal” goes out the only way it knows how—with laughter, unfiltered opinions, and an unshakable bond. Jamie and Rob’s odd couple dynamic makes even conspiracy theories feel cozy, and their genuine affection for their crew and audience shines through. This finale is a love letter to unlikely friendships, the absurdity of modern life, and the joy of finding “your people,” even if you never agree on bagels or fingerprints.

Transcript

[A]

Not today, pal. Well, guys, we have some sad news. As I'm sure you could tell from the title, this is our final episode. After our last episode, YMH Studios received hundreds of letters from the wra, which is the White Rastafarian alliance, calling for the cancellation of this show and threatening all the things they would do if YMH didn't cancel this show. And I just want to say I'm so sad that they didn't see us looking into their culture as a positive and realized that that's all we were doing. It was curiosity. We. No, I'm just saying it was genuine curiosity from us and we never meant to offend anyone. Jamie, is there anything you'd like to say?

[B]

Pussy foodie la. Lick a butt. I'll tell them. I'll bend. Diddy wonk.

[A]

You're doubling down.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You're doubling down. I said what I said they're coming for us and you're. Oh, my.

[B]

I was. Sell a foodie la.

[A]

Pussy foodie la. Oh, my. Jamie. I heard you, Jamie. That is terrible.

[B]

Well, we no give a f. We no give a rat sauce.

[A]

Oh, my God. Well, listen, I want to say, when we first started podcasting, you said you wanted to be more like me and not give a shit about things. And this. I think we've come full circle.

[B]

The life lesson has been learned.

[A]

Wow. Well, we are then. We are done.

[B]

I've graduated. Thank you, ymh, for changing me completely as a person.

[A]

Wow. Wow. Well, I. I want to say to the Wraith, you know, it was never meant to be anything offensive. And, you know, Jamie doesn't give a fuck.

[B]

No.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Well, let's. Let's. You got one more pot in you, Jame?

[B]

I got one more only for the people that I love here.

[A]

Yeah, well, look, on a serious note, we signed a two year contract with ymh. Our time is up. It's been great here. We had so much fun. Thank you to everybody, the booth boys, the people who edit, I mean, the. The social team, top to bottom.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, I think I've said it before, like, the way you guys, like, saw us, even the social posts, the editing, like, I think you really made this show what it was and helped us understand what our strengths were. And it's just been like the coolest experience. You guys are all so talented and creative and. And amazing, and I'm gonna miss it a lot. I see you all the time, so.

[A]

It'S like, okay, yeah, I don't care. We're fine.

[B]

But Everybody else here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, like, you can see, you know, our podcast pretty much ended up where our last podcast was. But when you look at the social, like, what Heather and the social team did, it was so. I mean, just crazy. And, like, you know, 90% of the people who come up to me on the street, like, I could tell that's where they watch us and take us in. And so we just appreciate everything everyone's done. We're gonna miss the. The booth, boys and gal. Yeah, it's been. You know, it's just been. When we started this, it was like, we just want to have fun. And we did.

[B]

You know we did. There was not a single moment here. Maybe the game show, maybe. Other than that, I had a great time.

[A]

I had a blast in the game show.

[B]

I didn't.

[A]

I don't know. Yeah, no, it was so fun. So fun. Yeah, we loved it.

[B]

Yeah, it was great. The guys had a great time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Guys, guys, listen. I call a rematch. We go to the game on ATX Place.

[A]

Wow. Okay.

[B]

What was. What was that? Okay, let's do it. I like this. Well, maybe we can also, like, do we want to fully rematch the teams, or are we gonna, like, spice it up and switch it up a little bit?

[A]

Well, what we could also do is have me and you go against each other and pick Cap. We could be captains and then start going one and one.

[B]

I like this.

[A]

If you want, but then it's just gonna be me picking guys and you picking girls anyway.

[B]

Not necessarily.

[A]

Yeah. All right. And also, just so people know, Tom and Christina, like, thank them so much, and they were also nice in us to give us. To give us the socials and anything that we want to do with this.

[B]

And also just this opportunity to begin with, you know, I mean, it's like when Rob and I ended Pajama Pants a few years ago, we were, you know, took a beat and to figure it out, and they had the idea to bring us here and, you know, so grateful. It's just been. We've met so many cool people, had so many interesting conversations, and I. If it's even possible, I feel like you and I got even closer, 100%.

[A]

And also, like, what I realized, too, is we've done a podcast almost every week since 2019.

[B]

I know.

[A]

So it's going to be. It's going to be.

[B]

I'm a little burned out, you know, a little burnout.

[A]

I don't want to be a little.

[B]

I don't want to talk about myself anymore.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't want to talk shit about my kids and Cutter. Poor Cutter.

[A]

They're great people.

[B]

He really had a moment here.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Cutter. Really shiny.

[B]

Not talking about him all the time.

[A]

Yeah. But, yeah, we're. We're going to keep posting stuff on the socials and maybe we'll do something moving forward. Yeah, we're thinking about some stuff, but I got. So let's. To. To. To ease us back into the. The happy part of the pod. I got a video clip of you doing the rasa stuff that I just. I just love that. I just want to show you.

[B]

Oh, God. Wonderful. And locked up in the.

[A]

This is what we do. This is what we were doing for years.

[D]

James.

[A]

Just. Just let's say. Let's show that one more time. That's one jame. I laughed so hard watching this at home. Look at you here.

[B]

The one you put and locked up in the pussy.

[A]

I mean, just some of my favorite. Made me do some of my favorite stuff. Wow. Now so proud. So I'm gonna show you two. Yeah, we're just gonna go like. We're doing a pod. I'm gonna show you pictures of these two women.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I just want you to tell me what you think they're about to do. So we just have the photo of the women. What do you think these two ladies are about to do?

[B]

Okay, I'm trying to look at the arena. Arm wrestle.

[A]

Okay. Arm wrestle. Can we play the clip? That's a great. That's a great.

[B]

This is a lightweight match.

[A]

Yeah. And they're rooting for the best for their mom tonight.

[C]

They would love to see nothing more.

[B]

Than a. Oh, my God, they're slapping here.

[A]

The first ever slap. All smiles.

[B]

Does she have a mouth guard? She has a mouth guard.

[A]

I'm telling you.

[E]

21.

[B]

Is she dead?

[A]

I think she lived all over the world. That's not an easy thing to do. Just insane. Insane. Imagine dying in a slap competition. No, she's alive. Yeah. How does that make you feel?

[B]

Watching those tough ladies took my breath away. What There. What is going on?

[A]

I just want to say I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at Jamie's reaction. I don't think it's funny to hit ladies.

[B]

First of all, that woman's face looked like crazy. It's like she, like, filled it with filler just to, like, soften the blow.

[A]

Didn't work.

[B]

They knocked her out.

[A]

Knocked her out?

[B]

Well, knocked her. Not knocked her out. She was, like, awake. It's like what happened there? Yeah, that was when, like, players get.

[A]

Concussions, like, to a tua. Yeah, those are like. That's like a tour. When they're just kind of. Yeah, you're in a. You're in a concussion. She's probably concussion.

[B]

What country was that?

[A]

Oh, that's here, baby. That was an American sport. Yeah. I don't know. Dana White's company. Yeah. I don't know if that was that.

[B]

Because that was Dana White in the audience. Is that who they panned to?

[F]

I don't know if that was him.

[B]

Oh, it looked like him.

[F]

Different. Bald guy, maybe.

[B]

This is, like, going back to, like, Coliseum shit. Like, you know what I mean? Like gladiator shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People are just taking ladies slapping each.

[A]

Other in the Coliseum. That's.

[B]

You know. I had a. I had an audit, a screen test once for a movie. I ended up getting the part, and I had to scene with this guy and the director, like. And we were. It was like. The guy was playing opposite was my boyfriend. We were supposed to be in, like, this big fight, and in the scene, I slap him. And we had been doing it without the slap and rehearsing, and the director came up to me. He's like, I want you to just do it. And I was like, it's my screen test. It's, like, up to me getting the part. I'm like, okay. And I did it and I slapped him in the ear.

[A]

Oh, that's rough.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. The guy was like, you fucked me up so bad. Like, I couldn't. Like, I fucked his ear up, like, his eardrum.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

You didn't expect me to have that power, huh?

[A]

I think we talked about. Well, I don't think he expected you to slap him.

[D]

Did you?

[A]

Wasn't that the one where then, like, the stunt person came up to you and had a problem with you?

[B]

That's another. That's another story.

[A]

That's another time you assaulted some guy.

[B]

Well, yeah, but that one, I made contact with the face. That was with Lilo Brancato.

[A]

Wow. You're just beating guys up out here. That was like. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

[B]

I'm a Rastafarian now.

[A]

Yeah. When they make the Slap lady slap movie. Oh, you're ready.

[B]

I'm so ready for the movie.

[A]

Wow, that's gonna be killer. So I have something I wanted to ask you. Is, do you think. Is there anything that comes to mind if I say, can you think of something that you can't look cool doing? Specifically, men. Like, for my example, is, like, wearing a bicycle helmet. Like, you put a bicycle Helmet on, and it's just over. Like, you can't. Like, if you see, like, a hot girl in the street and then you go. You're gonna go, try and talk to her. When you're, like, on your bike with a bicycle helmet, it's just never gonna happen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, the bicycle helmet thing. I know rollerblades took a. Took a, you know, a hit, but they're kind of. Some people can kinda.

[B]

But did Lance Armstrong look cool when he rode a bike?

[A]

Can we. I don't think so. I just think because, you know, like, if you just saw Lance Armstrong coming. No. But knowing that he's the man, you go like, oh, he's cool, you know? Can we look up Lance Armstrong in the helmet?

[B]

Oh, he didn't wear one. Oh, no, he did.

[A]

Well, here he is. I mean, when you put the glasses into this, maybe it's a little. The glasses? The glazes when you put the glasses. Yeah, I just. I don't know, man. There's something about a bike helmet to me where you just go, like, my.

[B]

Kids, Jack all the time. It's like, I look stupid.

[A]

I hate it. Yeah. I kind of don't. Like, sometimes I'm like, it'd be nice to ride a bike. And I'm like, well, I don't want to fall and die, but I also don't. I. I just can't do the helmet thing.

[B]

Okay. I'm trying to think of other things, and it's not.

[A]

I don't even care what people think about me. It's me. Like, I like putting it on and putting that strap on. I just feel so. I just feel sad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I can't do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I put one on when I was, like, 14, and I was like, I think I'm done with bikes.

[B]

Embarrassed.

[A]

Yeah. I just kind of stopped riding bikes.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

Anything you could think of, I'm trying. When you go like, I hate anytime a guy does this, it's just not. All right, well, I can't.

[B]

I'm sorry. I'm really trying.

[A]

Think about it. Speaking of cool guys, we have. I wanted you to feel at home. So we have. These are. These are guys in the 90s clubbing in long island that I found a video of that I thought.

[G]

Always come with a approach. You don't want to be pushy. You just.

[B]

I remember these guys, tops.

[G]

We don't make a move right away.

[A]

Wait, pause this. You remember them from going out or.

[B]

No, this is from MTV or something.

[A]

I don't know what it's From. I don't think mtv. It could be, but. Okay, we could keep going.

[B]

Oh, my God. This is like the tan.

[G]

Hopefully they make the first move. We make the contact. We smile. We spot out a group of girls. We let each other know which one wants which one. Like, I'll say, wow, those two over there, begging.

[B]

Begging.

[G]

Blonde or you Begging, Begging. Rap is actually one of the most.

[A]

Important things, I think.

[B]

What dance were you in?

[H]

Drinking.

[G]

Buying them drinks. Like, real interested in what they have to say.

[A]

Yeah, we could pause this. Have you ever. Have you ever heard that terminology? She's begging. She's begging. I really like it. Yeah.

[B]

It's so good.

[A]

Yeah. These guys are. I mean, look how cool they look.

[B]

So cool. The glass, everything.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah. I think we gotta bring. We gotta bring these candy droppers right there, you know, like. Like, hey, that girl over there, she's begging. She's bagging. Oh, it's so good. Ye. Love, love.

[B]

Those guys love a club guy.

[A]

Is this. Was this what it was like back in the day for you?

[B]

You know, I have to say, I. I really started going to the clubs more in the city, so they were a step up. But did I frequent a Long island club every once in a while? Hell, yeah. And was it all black, light and tan and white teeth like that? 100%.

[A]

Begging.

[B]

Begging.

[H]

I love.

[A]

I love it. That makes me so happy. All right, there's this. There's this thing going on, and, you know, well, there's two things I want to talk about, but the first thing is I'm going to shift. I thought I was going to talk about this, so I saw something that made me angrier than I've been. I'm poking myself thinking about it because I'm. It made me so angry. I was. I was watching catching up on 90 Day Fiance last night. This woman is leaving the country. She has a connecting flight. She has another flight to get on. She's going to Belize from wherever she's from to see a man. She's on the phone on the night before, two nights before. She goes, is there anything I could bring you from the States that you want? He goes, yeah, Chinese food. I love shrimp and rice from Chinese food. She goes to the mall, she goes to the food court. She goes up to the booth, she goes, I want shrimp. And the rice, they put it in a styrofoam container. She takes it in the bag, puts it in the fridge, takes it out before she goes to get on the flight. Carries it. Jamie.

[B]

Not even in a tight sealed Container.

[A]

No, no. Carries it on to the airport. She's holding it. She starts going, oh, my God, it smells so bad. It's dripping on me. All this stuff. Jamie. She takes the fucking bag through security on the plane. I. I was so mad.

[B]

She flew internationally.

[A]

Yeah. I don't. I think I stopped it before. Like, I was so angry that I stopped the show because I was so mad.

[B]

How did you not find out if it made it there?

[A]

I.

[B]

You're ate it.

[A]

I'm gonna continue to watch. But she died. She's carrying the bag through the thing and she's like, oh, it's getting all over my clothes. And this. Jamie, if I was a juror in a court of law, and they were like, this woman did this, I'd say throw the book at her. If they said, she's going to prison for 10 years, I'd be like, that's not. That to me, is what's.

[B]

This is a woman that doesn't make good decisions.

[A]

This is what's wrong with the world when people don't think about people around them and they go, I'm just gonna bring this bag of stinky Chinese food on a however many hour flight, get off another hour flight. It stinks. It's disgusting. It's dripping on people. Like, Jamie, if I was on a plane and the person next to me dripped Chinese food drippings on me, and we were gonna then sit next to each other for six hours, I would want her arrested. I actually, there's nothing to. There's nothing. They could. They could throw her out of the plane in the air, and I'd be.

[B]

Like, well, Rob, I think you would be arrested. I think this would. I think this would be the moment that you would not be able to control yourself at all if a woman sat next to you.

[A]

I would pay another woman to handle it. I'd be like, hey, I'll give you $10,000.

[B]

What do you mean, you pay another.

[A]

Woman to handle it because you're a man. What can I do? I'm not gonna yell at you.

[B]

You could pay me $10,000 to talk to her.

[A]

No, I'd give it to somebody who needed it. So I'd find somebody. I'd be like, anybody need 10 grand? If somebody said yes, I'd be like, this woman is doing. You know, I would. Cause what am I gonna do? I can't yell at a woman. I can't do anything. I'm a guy. So I would just. That Jamie, somebody bringing. Oh, let. I'd rather say it was A man. I don't care what I, I would lose my.

[B]

If it was a man. You would lose your.

[A]

I would lose my. I, I would. I, I. What do you. Jamie just thinking about it makes me so. Because it's not.

[B]

Well, how did she think it was also gonna like last. And it's not only that edible, like it's shrimp.

[A]

That is something where I'm like, what else are you like, I would want to watch. And we're gonna. Because she's on 90 Day Fiance. Like, watch other things she's doing and watching her life and going. You are everything that's wrong with the world. Like people are always talking about, like, oh, the this and the 1% that. This is what's wrong with the world for me. If somebody did this who I knew, I don't think I could ever talk to them again. If you said, like, I'm going to Visit Qatar, taking two flights, 10 hours away. But he wants shrimp and broccoli and you were bringing a bag on. I don't think I could ever talk to you again.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

I don't think I could ever talk to anyone again. Then this is the final straw for me. If you were like, hey, I killed someone, I'd be. We'll figure it out.

[B]

Jane. I know.

[A]

If you were like, I brought shrimp for fried rice on a flight to Belize.

[B]

I can't associate with you anymore.

[A]

I mean, guys, is this one of the craziest things you've ever heard?

[F]

It's pretty rough.

[A]

Yeah. Throw her off the plane.

[B]

Throw her off. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. There should just be a button and. But here's the thing. There should be a button. But the way that only way it works is if everyone on the plane agrees to push it. So it's in your little screen or whatever. And if everyone pushes it, the person just gets ejected.

[B]

I bet it'll happen one day.

[A]

Yeah. Off the plane. Because that is. I don't think there's anything, you know. Yeah, that's man really got me angry.

[H]

Imagine the smell.

[A]

The smell that like you're drip. If she was in the window seat and I'm in the aisle and she drips Chinese food on me. And now I'm sitting there for six hours going to something I thought was like a nice vacation somewhere and I'm covered in shrimp sauce. Day old shrimp.

[B]

So, Jamie, this is what Gold Belly is for.

[A]

Yeah, right. Does Gold belly work in Belize? Shout out Gold belly.

[F]

Is it ever okay to bring food on a plane?

[B]

No. Listen, if not stinky food, well, of course. Like food that. Okay. If you brought food from home. I get. Some people do that, sure. As long as it's like, you know, maybe a salad or pasta, I'm okay with that.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

But like a tuna sandwich.

[A]

But what kind of pasta is somebody eating next to me on a plane?

[B]

Like, like somebody just packed a thing of pasta, like noodles, like in a. I'm talking also in like a, A con. Airtight, sealed container.

[A]

That's the other thing. It's like this is a 10 out of 10 stupid move. It becomes an 8 out of 10 if she just got a container. Like get a Ziploc.

[B]

Exactly. Put it in a thing of ice in a cooler.

[A]

Unbelievable. In the bag. Drip. Jamie. All right, let's. Let's reel it back in. Let's come.

[F]

How about this has been a hot topic on other pods lately. Getting to the airport early to eat.

[A]

I mean, it sounds to me.

[B]

It depends. Okay.

[A]

I would eat somewhere. I would eat somewhere near my home and then go to the airport.

[B]

It depends how long your travel is, your day is what time of day. So, like for me, if I'm taking a red eye, let's say, and I know that they're not really. They're not going to be serving food on the plane, probably. And it's. I have to get to the airport at like, let's say my flight's 9pm Like, I'm still going to be. I would rather eat a meal right before I get on the plane so that I can sleep and feel full.

[A]

And go, but wouldn't you rather just order food to your house and eat it and get to the airport an hour later?

[B]

What if I'm coming straight from work? I would just go, like, yeah.

[A]

I mean, if you're starving.

[B]

Pretty decent food options at airports.

[F]

So the, the situation in question, really, it's our friends from Ru Garbage shout out to them and Stavi. Those guys like to get to JFK early to eat breakfast at the Palm. And they'll always get, yeah, they want.

[B]

A nice restaurant, but for breakfast.

[F]

And they go like two hours early in the morning.

[B]

That's stupid.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, it feels pretty. But to me, getting anywhere early to do anything sounds dumb. Like, I never want to get. I'm never like, let's show up to the airport. Like, I also just like, I hate being in an airport. It feels like, it feels the same feeling to me as, like being in a hospital. Like, the ride and I know. I just, I don't like. Yeah. So if somebody doesn't mind and they're like, yeah, I want to go eat at like a restaurant that I really enjoy there. Yeah. But if. Here's the. Here's. Okay, here's what I'd like to put out. If you go, I'm getting to the airport early to eat. I don't know what I'm gonna have. I'm just gonna kind of look around. Then you're insane. But if you go, hey, they happen to have one of my favorite spots at this airport. I get there.

[B]

When you travel often, you know your terminals and you know the things that are there.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's all right.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Seal of approval. I love.

[A]

What did everybody else. What were the other thoughts?

[F]

Stavi thinks they're insane, but starve is also saying like, what you're saying is like, get good food and then go to the airport. Are you going to.

[B]

But if nothing's going to be open. Right. If they're getting there at like 6am yeah. For an 8am Flight.

[F]

Get breakfast somewhere else in New York City.

[A]

Right. That's the other thing.

[B]

But not the.

[A]

I'm thinking New York. But like, if you're coming from Austin, like, trying to get food Austin Austin at 5am is probably a tough. Yeah.

[B]

They only have the, the taco place.

[F]

Yeah. It's not great. But I think the other part of it is, like, airport food isn't typically very good and it's always more expensive.

[B]

Oh, is it?

[F]

I mean, yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I just also, like, I, I, when I eat, I really enjoy myself. I don't do anything in the airport where I enjoy myself. Like, I don't get any. Enjoy. Like, once I step foot in an airport, I know misery for the next eight hours.

[B]

Love. When I travel by myself, like putting in a podcast.

[A]

That's because you have two kids and you're away from them and you have some silence.

[B]

Not anymore. They're so much older now. It's not like too laborious.

[A]

It's. You're free. It's like when parents say, I love taking a shit because I'm away from my kids for 20 minutes. You know what I mean?

[B]

Well, I think it's more just alone in general, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

We're. For me, I'm always alone. So I get to the airport. Now I'm around people. Yeah, I'm done.

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[A]

I'm done. There's so. There's another thing that. There's kind of a craze going on in New York City that's bothering me again. Let's talk about stuff that's bothering me. What do you think of this bagel, Jamie?

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

This bothers me so much.

[B]

What is in the middle?

[A]

Like, birthday cake? Cream cheese or something?

[B]

Is it cream cheese or is it frosting?

[A]

I don't know. What is it? I mean, it's very cute.

[B]

I've seen those rainbow bagels. I mean, that's just food coloring, Right?

[A]

But there's a thing where they're doing, like, birthday cake bagels where it's like, sprinkles and birthday cake mix and. Listen to me. Birthday cake is birthday cake. Bagels are bagels. Like, what are we doing here?

[B]

I've gotten a better hand model.

[A]

That's a rough, rough hand.

[B]

Well, I mean, you could see her. Her fingernail, like, lifting.

[A]

Well, I don't think people who are eating this are really healthy. You know what I mean?

[B]

No. This is, like, for children.

[A]

Yeah, but anybody who's eating this is probably near death.

[B]

Oh, there it is with sprinkles.

[A]

This is so.

[B]

That's gross. If that's cream cheese with spice sprinkles, that's like, what are we.

[A]

What. What are you doing?

[F]

Sounds like it is cream cheese usually.

[A]

What is this?

[B]

I mean, people just want to be.

[A]

Happy this, this would be. Here we go. You want to find my Max Anger. The person is getting on the plane, they realize their seat is next to me. They get on with one of these and they're fucking dropping crumbs on my lap. Sprinkles on my lap.

[B]

Because sprinkles when you step on them. That. It's not cute.

[A]

Losing my mind. Well, it's just colored sugar.

[B]

That's what I mean.

[A]

Like, yeah, this is a problem.

[B]

Rob's like, white sugar. The devil get.

[A]

It's just, it's so easy to be like, hey, I'm in the mood for birthday cake. Let me go to, Let me go to the milk bar. These places and get birthday cake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is like a shit version of, of, what are you doing? Like, this is crazy to me.

[B]

People are bored. People are trying to, you know, make things, elevate them. Don't touch a bagel and cream cheese. A bagel and cream cheese.

[A]

Perfect. Thank you.

[B]

As is.

[A]

I think that, I think you just unlocked. Because I feel less angry. Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

[B]

That's all it is. Like, we don't touch a bagel. Just leave it alone.

[A]

You know what? You could throw a little jelly.

[B]

Put a little tomato on it.

[A]

You could throw a little Jell jelly if you have to.

[B]

Oh, I'm not a fan.

[A]

But yes, I'm saying it, you know, if you want.

[B]

Sure. If you need a little sweet.

[A]

But when you do this, we're going.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like a Disneyland per, like, you're just like, yeah.

[B]

You're an adult Disney person.

[A]

Stop. Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah, I'm happy now. A guy on night. I'm bringing back 90 Day Fiance. It's been really good lately. Guy on 90 Day Fiance looks at what a woman is wearing and he goes, when we meet my parents, don't wear something like that. Yeah. How would you feel if a guy. How would you feel if. Well, it was even worse because he's like, Eastern European and he said it with no love.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's like, don't wear it. It was rough.

[B]

It depends. So I can think back if it was like, a relationship, especially a new one where I was, like, so into the guy. I could see myself just, like, getting self conscious and being like, okay, okay. Oh, my God. Okay. But if, like, somebody I was more comfortable with said that to me, I mean, I, I, I think it's more about the parents, obviously, than it is him.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. But I think there's just a better way to say but.

[B]

I was gonna say, but the delivery is pretty shitty.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

We'd probably get a little tiffy.

[A]

All right, do we. Do we have a memory lane for the last. The last memory lanes. The final memory lane. That's something we could keep doing on the. On the socials.

[B]

Oh, it's our first day here.

[A]

Oh, it's our first pod. Look at. Look at you in the dress.

[B]

You're so tan.

[A]

You were in a dress?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow. Look at you. I'm wearing, I think, the same exact thing.

[B]

You are wearing the exact same thing.

[A]

Shout out. We got our. We got our booth boys in there.

[B]

Look at this. Sprinkles, Rob.

[A]

Oh, this. This. As long as they're not in a bagel.

[B]

Oh, I love you guys. Thank you, guys. What does that say? No fucking pod now.

[A]

Yeah, this is it, guys. We're done. Thank you. We appreciate you guys. So. Yeah. Jamie, Rod. Jamie.

[B]

I'm a bedroom bully.

[A]

She's a bedroom bully.

[B]

I'm a bedroom bully.

[A]

Hell yeah, dude.

[B]

Love you guys. Thank you.

[A]

Thank you, ladies.

[B]

That's good. That is grocery store sheet cake. Nothing better.

[F]

H E B is finest.

[B]

Fuck yeah.

[A]

Here's. Here's. How insanely surprised would you be if I just took a fork full of this?

[B]

Dig in, rub beyond, like, literally. I don't. I don't. I would not recover for days. About that. I'd be thinking about it.

[A]

What if I just.

[B]

Oh, my God. Just. Just one.

[A]

I haven't had sugar in, like, four years.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Refined sugar. Excuse me.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

You know, unless it's in, like, a sushi.

[B]

Well, you had my. Was it last year, last Christmas, or Thanksgiving? You had my chocolate cake that I made.

[A]

There's no sugar in it, Right? That's why you made it for me, right? Yeah, but listen. Yeah. Jamie's been cooking lately. It's been really good.

[F]

We have the video of this first time coming.

[A]

Oh, yes. Very excited.

[B]

Look how young we are, bro.

[A]

Is that you, Zolo?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Beautiful.

[B]

It's like Christmas. It looks so good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Whoa. With park benches and everything.

[A]

Zolo looks like a baby, right?

[F]

But a rough couple years.

[A]

You really had your Benson boon going back there. You see, I got 81.85.

[B]

So good.

[A]

I love things that say New York without, like, screaming it in your face.

[B]

It looks so good.

[A]

I'm happy I haven't. I'm happy I haven't changed at all, you know? Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. A buck, as the kids say.

[B]

I've had some of my better memories doing this show here for so many. Like, not just like doing the show, but just like being here in this studio and with everybody, really.

[A]

Yeah. So much fun. It was always like a thing where, like when we were coming here, it was a good.

[B]

Yeah, I was always looking forward to coming.

[A]

Yeah, always. Always had fun. Let's see. Okay, so you. You've been traveling a lot lately. We could say the show you're doing now, right?

[B]

Yes, it's been announced.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So tell people.

[B]

I am playing a doctor on Grey's Anatomy.

[A]

Big time. Jamie.

[B]

It's. It was a lovely opportunity. They created a role for me. Her name's Dr. Laura Kaplan. And it's the first time I'm playing somebody on screen that has Ms. Like me. And so it was very meaningful and impactful and a wonderful way for me to do that for the first time. And they treated the story great. I work primarily with James Pickens Jr. Who's just like a dream. My friend Lisa Leone ended up directing. Airs January 15th.

[A]

Well, what's insane is they're like maybe one of the only shows. Maybe like the Simpsons and them like that 22nd season. They've been going since we were on. We were on tv. They were on tv.

[B]

Yeah, they are. They'd just. When I was there, they had just shot their 468th episode.

[A]

Wow. So it's like a well oiled machine when you go there. Like they're.

[B]

Oh, yeah. But like still, everybody's so in it and like sharp and wonderful. The writing's really good. It was like. It was great. I had a wonderful time on the show.

[A]

So here, what I wanted to ask you is about traveling. Like, you're very. I don't know if the word is anal at home, but you're like, very about being like, clean and no dishes in the sink. Like you. When you go to a hotel, do you like, let your hair down? Are you like, fuck this place or.

[B]

No, I'm still kind of neat. Like, when I get to a hotel, I immediately unpack and like, put everything away as if I like, live there.

[A]

If you're there for how many days? Doesn't matter.

[B]

Doesn't matter.

[A]

So three days. You're unpacking, putting stuff in drawers?

[B]

Not in drawers, but in the closet, if there's a closet. And like in the bathroom, I'll set it up. Like, it's like my bathroom.

[A]

Does anyone else do that? I never. I could be in a hotel for a week. I'm out of the suitcase.

[B]

And you're messy.

[A]

No, I'm just out of the suitcase. Like, I don't do.

[B]

You don't take your things out?

[F]

No, I'll hang up, like a jacket or a nice something. Yeah, but drawers. I don't know. The drawers seem filthy.

[A]

Same. I don't do.

[B]

I don't put. I don't do drawers.

[A]

Yeah. I just don't empty my suitcase. I open it, I put it somewhere and then it's.

[B]

But I'll put it on, like, shelves.

[A]

Yeah. A shelf.

[B]

Like, open shelves.

[A]

If I'm somewhere for a week or more, I'm doing it. I'm gonna get comfy. But three days, I'm like, I don't even wanna.

[B]

I don't know. It just.

[A]

This cake smells so good.

[B]

It's good. It is.

[A]

It smells like. It smells like my eight. My eighth birthday.

[B]

It is good.

[A]

It's making me really. Okay. When you are gone for a week and you come back, what can you tell has not been kept up to your standards?

[B]

Everything. My eyes go no. Dart around my house, everywhere.

[A]

What's the what's. What's what? Can you count on being like, oh, well, there that is again. Like, it's not kept up to Jamie Lynn.

[B]

My bedroom. Like, if I'm gone and Cutter's home.

[A]

What does he do?

[B]

They're just. The bed's not made. There's, like, piles of clothes. I'm a bedroom bully.

[A]

You go get on your bedroom bully.

[B]

On towels all over the bathroom.

[A]

Oh, that's wild.

[B]

Dishes in the sink. But, like, every once in a while, he'll pull it together and. And clean.

[A]

Yeah. Because you guys have this weird dance you do every single night where you go, I'm going to do the dishes. He goes, no, let me. And.

[B]

Because he has, like, guilt. But I keep telling him I'm like, I'm fine. Like, I. I think a lot of it is, like, he wants to take any sort of physical strain off my plate. And a lot of it is like, no, I'm good. Like, I truly am fine doing it. I want him to, like, relax and watch football with you. Like, I. I want him to just go away. I want you two to go upstairs.

[A]

It's really nice when you come upstairs because we're like. We're always, like, yelling at each other and going at each other. I know.

[B]

I love how you guys make it, like, a treat. When I come up, they're like, jamie's coming up to hang out with us.

[A]

You come up because it brings the feminine.

[B]

Literally just Sit there and eat candy and fall asleep.

[A]

It's perfect. But that's what we do.

[B]

I literally pound chocolate as they're and fall asleep on the couch.

[A]

But it's nice that you fall asleep because it brings us. It makes us be calm, you know, because otherwise, like, we're pacing at stuff.

[B]

Can we talk about what you and Cutter were so excited to show me was, like, this online betting thing called Crazy time.

[A]

Yeah, Crazy time. I think we've talked about it on here. There's a lot of crazy time.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You could play crazy time. It's like you spin this wheel.

[B]

Crazy time for, like, I don't know, what, 30 minutes?

[A]

Yeah. What did you think of Crazy Time?

[B]

I still don't get it, but I was into it. Like, I liked calling things out.

[A]

Yeah. It's basically like a game show that you get to gamble on. Like, there's a. There's a human story.

[B]

Oh, he said hi to my. He said hi to me. Right? We said say hi to Yami.

[A]

And he did.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

We were telling him all the stuff to say. Yeah, yeah. Let's see what else. We're coming towards the end here, Yam. Yeah, I just. I wanted to reiterate. I'm done with urinals. I've said it before, but I had.

[B]

You're firmly done.

[A]

The other day, I was at a dinner, and I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna go to the bathroom and only urinal available. I did. I'm peeing in there. I look down, the strings from my sweatpants are in the piss tank. They're, like, sitting in there.

[B]

Did you just pull the string out and throw it away?

[A]

No, it just ruined my whole dinner. Like, I went back, I'm like, I don't want to make this dinner about the piss tank. So I. I just kind of kept my cool and didn't ruin dinner for everyone.

[B]

Why don't you just go pee in a stall then?

[A]

Couldn't stop. That's what I nor. That's what I'm saying. 99 times out of 100, but there was somebody in there, and I'm like, I'm just gonna go like, it was right there. Cuz, like, it's a thing where, like, I don't go in thinking I'm gonna use the urinal. So when I see the urinal, I just start using it. I don't remember all the bad stuff. One time, Cutter sent me a picture, and he was like, urinals, never again. And there was just pee all over his leg.

[B]

Showed it on here.

[A]

There was pee all over his leg. And he was like, got a meeting in five. And I was like, man, that sucks. Like, what. What do you. You just walk in covered in pee.

[B]

Terrible.

[A]

You know what you got to do? You got to do the move where, like, I mean, this is a horrible move, but it's all you can do is like, wash your hands. Wash your hands and then like, pat them. Your hands on your shorts. And then you just look insane. But at least you don't look like you're covered.

[B]

You'd be like, oh, the sink was crazy. It's splashed on me.

[A]

Yeah. Like, oh, man, you guys are really. Yeah. Or you just walk out and don't do the meeting. You just.

[B]

Automatic sinks.

[A]

Oh, what are you, a little danger field?

[B]

You give us a little danger, my little Rodney. My little Rodney.

[A]

All right, okay, here's. Here's how, like what. How many minutes have we done? Let's. Yeah, here's the last thing. So. Ah, yeah. You know how you think funerals are fake?

[B]

Yes. Well, I don't think funeral services are fake.

[A]

I think burials, cemeteries. Sorry, you don't believe people are actually buried and bodies in the ground are fake. The bodies in the ground. So I got something else. I think. I think maybe this is our next thing. Me and you go and we take a deep dive into this.

[B]

This is our next venture.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You and I become documentary filmmakers.

[A]

You ready?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Fingerprints. I think fingerprints might be complete fugues. I think it might be a fake thing. There's billions and billions of people have come through this earth. We all have a different pattern on this little piece of thumb.

[B]

We do.

[A]

Oh, so you buy this. You're with Big fingerprint.

[B]

Of course I buy this.

[A]

You're in bed with Big Fingerprint.

[B]

Big Fingerprint and I are in cahoots. That. Yes. What are you talking about?

[A]

Jamie, there's been. Think. Okay, so there's 7 billion people in cats.

[B]

Oh, you mean there's never been a repeat?

[A]

Oh, just the whole thing's a scam. So there's 7 billion people on earth right now.

[B]

I wish we had ink right now and we can compare. You and I's.

[A]

Yeah, that's going to be different. But not the billions and billions and billions of people who have lived before. Because here's the thing. There's 8 billion people right now. So there's 8 billion fingerprints right now. Now go to the beginning of time that humans existed. Every single one of us has had a different pattern on this, like 1 inch area on our well, let me.

[B]

Ask you in a police database. Database. I'm sure there's a certain point where fingerprints are racist. You expire. You expire. Each century they throw all those fingerprints out and start saving new ones.

[A]

Since when have fingerprints been around? There probably hasn't even been centuries, right? Or has it? When. When did big fingerprint take a hold on. On our thumbs? I think it's total bullshit, Jamie. How. How could this be?

[B]

How?

[A]

If I gave you this.

[B]

That's how they solve 90% of crimes.

[A]

No, it's just. It's racist.

[B]

For thousands of years. Thousands of years it was used in ancient China.

[A]

China. I think. I think it's. I think. I think this is bullshit. 300 BC used clay seals for identification on document. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I just.

[B]

Early forensics in 1892 in Argentina.

[A]

Well, listen, I think you're crazy for the whole funeral thing.

[B]

You don't. You are. You believe me. You are in support of me. Yes, you do.

[A]

The whole reason we talked about it for episodes is because I thought it was nuts.

[B]

Well, but you. But they can't put all the people in the ground in boxes.

[A]

Oh, but this.

[B]

Well, yeah, we. We all look different. We all twins different.

[A]

There's twin. There's people who look a Jamie.

[B]

But do you think. Oh, do twins have identical fingerprints?

[A]

No, their whole thing is that even. The only thing different about identical twins is their fingerprint. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is. I think we got it correct. Identical twins do not have the exact same fingerprint. Okay. Can you.

[B]

Oh, see? Okay, look. There it is. Fingerprints are shaped by unique environmental factors in the womb, like pressure, nutrition, and amniotic fluid. Get out of here. Only between the weeks of 13 and 19 leading to distinct ridge details.

[A]

So can you. Wait, what did I just want to look up about fingerprints? Oh, has there ever been a case of people having identical fingerprints? No. As far as science goes, no Sioux people have ever had the exact same finger. But come on, James, there's no way.

[B]

That's so cool.

[A]

This is it. This is. If there was like a printer on your whole body, I'd say maybe that's possible because. But this little pad here on my thumb can identify me from anyone who's ever stepped foot on earth. Get out of here. I'm not buying it. What do you guys think back there?

[F]

Never thought about it.

[A]

That's what we do here.

[B]

Same.

[F]

I mean, it doesn't. It's not as hard for me to Believe as it is for you. I don't. Yeah, I mean, I. I buy. I mean, they've caught Pete, They've caught tons of people with fingerprints.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know, allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. I. And Barley. I'm a bit on the fence. I get what you're saying. Like for this tiny, tiny little piece of thumb. No one else has had the same grooves. There's hundreds of billions of combinations that we could put on this little.

[B]

There's only ever been 117 billion people.

[A]

Well, then that's 117 billion. But now we have to think of everyone in the future from here on out also. Is that. Is that true? Can you look that solo looking at his thumb. We lost Zola for a second there. Zolok. Can you look up? There's only been 117. Oh, it says it right there. Okay. 117 billion people have lived on Earth. What do you think in Zolo? Tell me your thoughts.

[F]

I mean, it looks pretty unique.

[A]

I think pretty unique. But 117 billion combinations.

[B]

I cannot even see any detail.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Well, that's because my eyes are old as.

[A]

But I think. I think we. It would have been nice if any didn't leave. I think. I think fingerprints are cap.

[F]

And he's right here.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Any what? Oh, Annie, I thought you were gone. We couldn't see you back there.

[B]

There he is.

[C]

I'm never gone, brother. Usually I would be, you know, I understand I would be your top, you know, support.

[A]

Ally.

[C]

Yeah. Supporter in this. But I mean. Yeah, they're just. They're just. I mean, if you look close, man, they're fucking. Yeah. It's not the same.

[A]

Can I get you. Can I get you to buy into maybe fingerprints are racist?

[C]

I do like that because you did that say that they solved 90% of the crime. How many percent of people in jail are black? That is a question. If it's close, you might have a point.

[A]

You want to see something I'm going to do here? Any. You ready for this? Watch this. Down, down, down. With big fingerprint. I think you're racist. We don't stand for racism around here. And what a better way to end 100 and something episodes of. Of not today, pal.

[B]

Than talking about fingerprints and that we stand.

[A]

We end racism. Yes, that like the NFL, it's on the back of the helmets. So we're gonna do our part.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

It would be really funny if it came out that a white guy had never been arrested with fingerprints. It was only ever.

[A]

We should look into this. Yeah. This is. This is our next thing.

[B]

I would. I think, Rob, you and I really need to just start hitting the streets and. And, you know, like, invest being hardcore investigators.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Robbie. Cold cases, Robbie.

[A]

Cold cases.

[B]

Let's fucking go.

[A]

What were you gonna say, though, Annie?

[C]

I was going to say. I mean. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Ever since I was a kid, I did get sketched when they wanted me to put my thumbprint on.

[A]

Shit.

[C]

I always cheated it.

[B]

How do you cheat it?

[C]

You just put, like, half of it, you know, I mean, it ain't my full fingerprint, so, you know. Yeah, it's like. That's the other thing, too. It's like how much of it is. Is, you know, not identical to the rest? What if I just do half of it? Is that also not impossible to be identical? So, you know what, Rob? I think I might be on your team.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I might be coming on your team.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't think they've done enough.

[A]

You know, you notice all the white people. They're down with the fingerprints, but not me and you. Any.

[B]

Carly. Carly was on the fence.

[A]

We're on the fence. Okay, well, then we know.

[B]

I'm just listening to the web. I'm not. I didn't have, like, a firm. Like, I'm just going by what web of lies Possible.

[A]

You know what I always say?

[B]

Well, you know.

[C]

You know which side you're on if you're silent, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow. Speak up. Yeah, we gotta make, like, an Instagram that everyone posts if they're down with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know. Yeah. Well, listen, again. The guys, ladies, guys in the booth. You made this pod. What? It is so fun. We always have fun.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

With you guys. Anything you'd like to say before we go? Booth. Booth. Boys. Booth. Gal.

[F]

Thanks for a great two years. This was so fun.

[A]

We loved it.

[C]

This end. Fingerprints and racism.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

I think it's one in the same, if you ask me. If you do one. Yeah. You can't end. You can't really end one without the other.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So, Yamilee. I love you.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

And we will not see you next week.

[B]

We won't. Bye.

[A]

Manhattan.

[D]

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