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Jamie
Not today.
Rob
Welcome to what could be our 101st episode. But we're calling it our hundredth episode.
Jamie
Yeah, it's 100 episodes. Listen, we did.
Rob
Yes. Wow. Everyone in the whole studio, except any clapped, which is so fitting.
Jamie
Yep.
Rob
Thanks. We want to thank everybody. The editors, the producers, social media. What a great job.
Jamie
Yeah. You helped us make. Figure out what this show is.
Rob
Yes. Thank you.
Jamie
This is a collaborative effort. Effort.
Rob
Effort. I want to thank Jamie Lee. Look, Jamie, I'm coming at you with a thank you.
Jamie
I know. After you, you know, had to point out my.
Rob
You said effort.
Jamie
I know. And I corrected myself immediately.
Rob
I. Listen. Thank you.
Jamie
Go ahead.
Rob
I want to thank you.
Jamie
What about what?
Rob
For 100 episodes? You haven't missed one episode. We haven't missed an episode. That's. That's pretty.
Jamie
Like, I haven't, like, been. Not.
Rob
I mean, you dealt with a lot of shit in the last two years.
Jamie
You guys gave me some time off for sure.
Rob
Yeah, but it's, you know, 100 episodes. I mean, that's, you know, a hundred weeks in a row. We didn't miss one.
Jamie
That's right. That's something.
Rob
Yeah. You have a real fucking schedule. You're a mom, your kids are sick. I mean, you've been through a lot of shit.
Jamie
Thank you. So thank you.
Rob
Yeah. Thank you.
Jamie
Getting happy to be here.
Rob
Very happy to. Getting. Getting to spend time with you all the time. Very nice Uncle Rob job.
Jamie
All of it.
Rob
And we've met some cool people. Some.
Jamie
Not some cool people.
Rob
Yeah, one or two.
Jamie
You know.
Rob
Yeah. And listen, since we're showering each other with compliments, I wanted to say your. You know, your birthday was a while back, but your video back to me was so nice. I tried to say a nicely. You don't even remember because you're so nice, but I tried to send you a nice little voice note. And then you really showed me how.
Jamie
To be nice by sending you a video back.
Rob
Sending me a video and just saying the nicest.
Jamie
Well, sometimes I, you know, I do. I do do that. Not often, but at times. Because sometimes I feel like a text can't really express, like, what I'm feeling or how much, like, I want to show you how much I love you and appreciate you, so.
Rob
Yeah, well, that's the thing. I thought I was being nice by sending the voice note and then you were you out. Nice.
Jamie
Well, yeah, that's what I do.
Rob
I mean, do. We never talked about what we did for your birthday?
Jamie
Yeah. It was so fun. The big four. Four.
Rob
Yeah.
Jamie
Four is my favorite number. So bringing in some luck into this year for me, Cutter, Rob. Anyone that knows me, anyone that listens to this pod knows I love a game show. I love competing in games.
Rob
You're very good.
Jamie
Well, thank you. There is a place here in Austin. They're not paying me, but let's give them the love. It's called Game on atx, and you get to live out your game show fantasies. You have a live in studio host. You've got your own private room. They have a guy doing the switchboard with, like, studio audience laughter and cheering and jeers and all of it. You play games similar to. I think legally you can't say, but like, you know, a law like Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right. It's like a. A mixture of all of them. And there was about 18 of us. We split up into two teams and had an awesome time. I had a lot of fireball. It was great.
Rob
How many shots did you take?
Jamie
I had four little bottles of fireball, which. Anyone knows me, I don't drink. That's the one alcohol I like. I like how it hits me. And so I had a good time.
Rob
You handled it pretty well. By the end of the night, you were fine.
Jamie
Yeah, I wasn't sloppy, right?
Rob
Yeah. Not to say the same for everyone else. I mean, there were some slops.
Jamie
I mean, everyone had a good time and they.
Rob
I love it.
Jamie
And everyone brought it. Everyone brought their competitive side, and that's all I wanted. Everyone took it. You took it super seriously, too.
Rob
Listen. Yeah, well, when you're sober, babysitting a bunch of drunk people, you got to get real. You got to get. You know, I had to step in. I had to get serious. But it was so fun. Yeah, no, everybody was great. Everybody was really. It was. And then, like, you know, it kind of reminds me of, like, Discovery Zone when you were a kid. Like, the way it's set up and like, but without all those rides and, like, the. The carpet. Yeah. Look at Jamie.
Jamie
And they were my trophy.
Rob
They were so serious about this carpet. Like, when you guys would be eating pizza or, like, taking shots.
Jamie
Yeah. You would slice pizza and they kept. They would literally, like, gently tell you to get off that carpet with any food because there was, like, a back part of the room on another carpet that you could eat on.
Rob
It's so funny how, like, life comes in full circles where, like, when you're six, all you want to do is, like, for your birthday, eat pizza and play games. And like, now that you're 44, you're like, listen, I just have to admit it. I just want to eat pizza and play games. And you got these people who work there coming full circle where they're chasing around 40 and 50 year olds being like, can you please stop eating pizza on the carpet? You guys are like taking shots of Fireball getting pizza. I mean, the amount of people I saw get told, stop eating your pizza on the carpet.
Jamie
Really? I only remember my me getting reprimanded.
Rob
Well, I'm sober and I'm witnessing. I'm taking, really taking everything in. And it was relentless that they'd be like, you, you can't eat that pizza on the carpet. They would walk away, get off the carpet. Thirty seconds later, rewandering back onto the carpet with the pizza. And the guy's like. The guy's trying to be a game show host, and he's like, come on down. But he's like, hey, get off the carpet with the pizza. Like, you know, it was just.
Jamie
He was great, too. Shout out. The host.
Rob
The host was really good. Every. Everybody was.
Jamie
Yeah, it was a great. It was great. It was kind of bummed we didn't end up on each other's team, though.
Rob
Yeah, yeah. You had a. You had a good team over there.
Jamie
We had a good team. Yeah.
Rob
Our team was great for the first half, and then people started drunk.
Jamie
Do you think that's what happened? That's why your team crumbled?
Rob
Well, in the beginning, like, it was me, Zach, and then, like, Bobby were really fun.
Jamie
Nick. Swish.
Rob
Yeah, swish. But swish was also like, you know, swish was good.
Jamie
He had a long day. You played golf?
Rob
Yeah, they were playing golf all day. But anyway, listen, it was. It was a fantastic day. We had a lot of fun.
Jamie
I really appreciated it.
Rob
Normally, I don't know what the memory lane is. What am I looking at over here? What's in the bottom of that screen?
Jamie
A cartoon.
Cutter
Oh, this thing?
Rob
Is that SpongeBob? Oh, is that.
Cutter
That's Salad Fingers.
Jamie
Salad, Salad Fingers.
Rob
Why are we watching cartoons while we're trying to pop.
Jamie
So that's what you guys do while we're recording. You're not even.
Rob
You can watch all the cartoons you want, but do we have to?
Jamie
Are we that boring?
Cutter
Why are you looking at that TV? That TV is behind the two TVs that I set up for you to look at.
Rob
It's not behind anything. I see it. If it was behind it, I wouldn't see it.
Cutter
Way behind.
Rob
Don't question my creative process.
Cutter
Any behind.
Rob
No, I Could see. Then how did I know Salad Fingers was on?
Cutter
Because you just called it Spongebob. That's.
Rob
Oh, see, I'm not. This is the 100th episode. I'm not getting into it with any. I've. I've at least gone 50 episodes without falling into that trap. I will not. Let's. Normally on. On the memory lanes. I don't know what's coming, but this one. I do.
Jamie
There's a.
Rob
There's a. I asked for a specific one from our first episode. Do you see the other one? There we are. Oh, my God, we're so young. In. In our. In the.
Jamie
Wow. We look like siblings there. Yeah, I think so.
Rob
AI probably made us. They turned. They turned the. Wow.
Jamie
If I had a daughter, is that what she would have maybe looked like?
Rob
Oh, probably.
Jamie
You know what's weird?
Rob
Because it wouldn't have been. No, no.
Jamie
It would have been our kid. Right.
Rob
Well, that doesn't matter, right? I don't think. That's not what this is.
Jamie
Yeah, I'm definitely. I think also because I'm 44 and my kid, like, Beau, just graduated ELE school. He's going to middle school. Jack's going to second grade. Cutter's feeling it, too, a little bit. Like, our kids are getting older, and I'm like. I'm real. I. I'm. It's that weird thing where, like, I'm not. I'm done having babies. Right. Like, I'm really entering into, like, another stage of life.
Rob
Are you, though?
Jamie
Oh, yeah.
Rob
Okay.
Jamie
I thought maybe it's, like, impossible.
Rob
Could you imagine if you revealed you were pregnant on our 100th episode?
Jamie
That would be pretty amazing.
Rob
That would be.
Jamie
That would have been wild. I'm not that cool. To have, like, contain that and, like, so effort. You. That's. You're the master of that. To, like, effortlessly, like, just drop something and you didn't see it coming. I'm not good like that.
Rob
That would have been sick.
Jamie
That would have been pregnant.
Rob
That would have been fucking. I can't imagine you have.
Jamie
Because, like, we had a scare. What was it, two. A couple months. Two months ago, Cutter. Three months ago.
Rob
Really?
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
Wow.
Jamie
We had a minute.
Rob
Here you go.
Jamie
Oh, yeah. Oh, we're cute Muppets.
Rob
Yeah.
Jamie
You look very happy as a Muppet.
Rob
Oh, the.
Jamie
Very awake, very alert.
Rob
The happiest Muppet of all time.
Jamie
Seriously.
Rob
All right, 100th episode. What? When you think of our favorite, favorite moments, what do you think about?
Jamie
I mean, obviously pg.
Rob
Wow. That's not what I thought was the obvious. I never thought you were. I thought you would say the monkey.
Jamie
Well, yes, the monkey.
Rob
No, pg.
Jamie
Well, pg. Because if I think for pod purposes.
Rob
PG is my favorite moment. I didn't even write that down because I didn't even.
Jamie
I know people well, the monkey would have been mine. But I'm trying to think of. For our listeners, for everybody and their experience, PG brought an energy and a moment that was unparalleled. You know, that's just unexpected and a wild ride and kind of, you know, what we hope to do here on this pod.
Rob
And I just want to say, a lot of people will. If you go back at that video, a lot of people like, Jamie's uncomfortable. Jamie's a. Jamie's number one moment.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
Pg.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
Yeah.
Jamie
No, that's what I'm here for, to be made to feel uncomfortable. That's like, literally what this pod is about. What else? I loved having Becca and Odie on My Best Friends.
Rob
That was nice.
Jamie
Obviously loved having Cass here because there's just something that happens when the three of us are together that's special love.
Rob
When Cassin was here, I gotta say, I was quite. I was like, oh, I don't know, do we have PG back on? I want to have him on every episode, but I know people don't like him. I'm like, I don't know if you like him now that he's your number one. We're bringing them back very soon.
Jamie
We have back. Or is there anybody else out there.
Rob
You want to open? You want to open the door to anyone else who might be obsessed with you and your body parts?
Jamie
I need the heat. I'm older now.
Rob
Hey, anybody who might be obsessed with Jamie Lynn who's watching this, call us at 512-387-1880 and we might just call you back during this pod.
Jamie
We not might. We will.
Rob
Yeah. We'll call you back during the pod and hear about your obsession, your creepy obsession with Jamie Lynn. W. Really open the door. This is you. How you have warmed up to YMH Studios in 100 episodes. I mean.
Jamie
I mean, it was inevitable.
Rob
You're a full.
Jamie
I'm all in.
Rob
You're a wine.
Jamie
What were some of your faves?
Rob
Do you. By the way? You. Obviously, if anybody doesn't know, Jamie does another podcast called Messy with Christina Applegate. It's very good. But you guys are a little more serious than us. And.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
When you talk about more serious things.
Jamie
Yes.
Rob
Do you ever, like, you know, if you do a couple episodes of this and then you go right into, like, an episode of that. Are you ever. You ever feeling a little loose and you're like, oh, wait, I gotta pull it back in?
Jamie
Um, no. If anything, this, like, primes me up to be even more open and vulnerable. Do you know what I mean? I. Oh, I've only gone once from recording here and then running home and doing that one. Um, yeah, but I mean, that one. Obviously, we cover a lot more serious subject matter, but we tend to. We try to laugh through it. I think that's kind of like the purpose of it. But nothing compares to what we do here in my life elsewhere.
Rob
Yeah. Unless it's me, you, and Cutter at your house.
Jamie
That's right. That's right.
Rob
But my favorite moment. Do you have the video from one of our previous.
Jamie
Oh, in my UTI video.
Rob
That's the one that. Do you have the uti?
Jamie
It was so good. The jellyfish.
Cutter
Hi, Jamie.
Rob
Hey, Jamie. Jamie, Jamie.
Jamie
Hey.
Rob
It's Marlon Wayne. Hey, James.
Cutter
I'm so sorry, Jamie.
Rob
Hey, Jam. Hey, girl.
Jamie
How you doing?
Rob
I heard about your uti.
Jamie
It's going to be all right. I promise you.
Rob
It's gonna be okay. I heard about your uti. I heard about your uti. I should have known.
Cutter
You know, a lot of girls that.
Rob
Are very active get them when they sleep around a lot. I've been devastated. My family's devastated. I told them all about it, and they just couldn't believe it.
Cutter
I'm sure with the right meds and.
Rob
The right support from your friends, you'll get through it. When you wipe, you want to wipe from front to back. Drink lots of cranberry juice. It's gonna be okay. You're the strongest woman I know. If there's anyone that's gonna make it.
Jamie
Through this, it's gonna be you.
Rob
Just know you're gonna make it. You know, these UTIs, they gotta stop. You know, not only do they hit.
Jamie
Regular people, but celebrities with UTIs are just.
Rob
When is it gonna end?
Cutter
Good luck with your uti.
Rob
It's gross, but I still care about you. Hang in there. You can beat this.
Jamie
So you want to know something, guys? I've never had a UTI since.
Rob
Wow.
Jamie
The power of collective prayer, guys.
Rob
Wow.
Jamie
I am living proof. This is what happens when people get together and wish for the same thing. For me to get well.
Rob
I'm stunned.
Jamie
Yeah. Never. Not one since.
Rob
Wow. The power of this podcast. I am amazed.
Jamie
You know, they reposted that on Instagram recent this week, I think, and I got, like, a Couple of texts being like, oh, my go. That video is so funny. Would you have a UTI right now? I was like, no, bro, I'm healed.
Rob
Never. Since that video, I've never had a uti.
Jamie
That was gold. That was gold. And I didn't see it coming. It was so good.
Rob
And one of my other favorite things was like, putting that together, like reaching out, reaching out to people and being like, hey, could you. And not knowing what they were going to send back. And then some. I mean, people brought it.
Jamie
Sir Bone was like a comedic genius. How did we not know how funny he is?
Rob
Genius. I mean, it's so good. Some people, you know, it's like you're trying to tell them like it's, it's not a joke. But like everybody wanted. It's like, it's like bad thoughts where it's like, no, no, don't. Don't try to be funny.
Jamie
Right?
Rob
Just like imagine someone has a UTI and it's really sad and go, let's.
Jamie
Talk about bad thoughts a little bit. How does it feel being out? You're a TV star again, Rob.
Rob
I live in such a bubble.
Jamie
I know.
Rob
I really don't. I really haven't. If you didn't tell me that I had a show on Netflix right now.
Jamie
I wouldn't even know because of course it never. Nothing about your life changes. Nothing about your daily routine will ever change.
Rob
I've had like two people at the gym be like, oh my God. Like, I love bad thoughts. And that's really.
Jamie
That's it.
Rob
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Jamie
No, it's an impersonator.
Rob
Yeah. What do you mean, is that me?
Jamie
I've given someone the rights to my name and likeness.
Rob
It's like your voice.
Jamie
Oh, meaning? Like, is it AI.
Rob
No. I don't even know. I don't even know what they meant. It just shows you the type of people I used to hang around with.
Jamie
You know, that's actually.
Rob
They're like, is this you? Yeah, you know that? That's me. But yeah. Did anybody reach out to you about it?
Jamie
Of course. No. So proud of you. Happy to see you on their screens again. And yes.
Rob
Yeah, we.
Jamie
Oh, this is from an episode I haven't seen.
Rob
Look at those piercing blue eyes.
Jamie
Color. Yeah, your eyes look great.
Rob
Rob, we got some Sopranos tattoos. We've rated Sopranos tattoos before. And here we go. We're rating Sopranos tattoo again. Jamie, you made a face.
Jamie
Does somebody get a knife through the face on the show?
Rob
I mean, I. Or I also don't think someone has a snout, so I think they used creative. Creative license here.
Jamie
Yeah. I don't love these.
Rob
Okay. Not a.
Jamie
They're not, like. To me. I don't know. I don't. They're very dark.
Rob
Well, here's the question. The one on the left or the right? But mainly the one on the left. If I just. If you just saw that on somebody's leg, you wouldn't go, oh, a Soprano's tattoo, right?
Jamie
No, no. And it's just. It's your thigh, bro.
Rob
That is kind of funny, though, that. That he has the fingers under his.
Jamie
That's the only reason I know it's Tony Sirico.
Rob
I would love to get did. We don't have any explanation behind this.
Cutter
We do know that.
Jamie
Yeah.
Cutter
The one on the right is Paulie, and then the one on the left is Sil.
Rob
Well, yeah, we knew that.
Cutter
But other than that, nothing.
Jamie
Knife through the face.
Rob
Paulie's nose looks like a soft serve from, like, Dairy Queen.
Jamie
It does, yeah. Poop there. Is there, like, a symbolism or is there, like, some meaning about, like, a machete going through somebody's face?
Rob
I think that's like, the samurai way. It reminds me of something samurai. I don't know.
Jamie
I don't like it.
Rob
The boys in the back seem not just as confused as we are about these.
Jamie
It looks like there's a mermaid on the other side of him.
Rob
Yeah.
Jamie
I thought it was around the legs.
Rob
Duck or so. All right, let's go to the next one. This one really threw us for. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
Jamie
Okay. This is Tony Soprano in a bathrobe cradling a bird. Looks like he's wearing.
Rob
I think it's a duck. Yeah.
Jamie
I mean, a duck. Yep.
Rob
We so don't know anything about Sopranos. It says it's a bird. By the way, what did the first version of AI do? His hand. What's up with that hand? That's a man. I think we could have did a little better with the hand, guys, but, yeah, I mean, listen, I like the vibe of that. I like the vibe.
Jamie
Yeah, yeah.
Rob
Of this tattoo. It makes me feel good.
Jamie
What part of the body you think that's on? An arm.
Rob
Huh?
Jamie
Like a shoulder, Arm area, Upper arm.
Rob
Another. Front of the thigh.
Jamie
Again, I'm not a fan of the front of the thigh.
Rob
I wonder. Wait, is. Is under that? The other tattoos? Cause that hair looks like the hair from the other tattoos. Can you go back?
Jamie
No, I mean, it did.
Rob
It looks a lot like it.
Jamie
It did.
Rob
I wonder. Maybe that's just a common tattoo. The Silvio Dante with a sword through his face. Do we have another one?
Jamie
Wow, that's fake. That's real?
Rob
Yeah, that looks real. You don't think that looks real?
Jamie
Yeah, I mean, that's great, but it looks like a sticker.
Rob
That's after Christopher Moltisante ran the New York City Marathon, right?
Jamie
Yes, exactly. With the silver blanket. Yeah, it's Christopher and Paulie in the Pine Barrens when they were in the woods. But doesn't that, like, there's no bend of the knee? That looks so fake to me.
Rob
No, I don't know. I don't get the fake. I mean, you think they told AI to put bounty paper towels behind the leg?
Jamie
Oh. Oh, it's freshly done. I get it.
Rob
I think so.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
Right after they did. Because the lake.
Jamie
Right when they did it. Yeah.
Rob
That's a good one.
Jamie
That is a good one. That's got some good work.
Rob
Yeah. But the only thing I don't like is Tony Srico looks like young. Like, he looks younger than Paulie Walnuts. Do we have another. Any. Anything good?
Jamie
Some pulp?
Rob
That's a. That's a.
Jamie
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Rob
And it doesn't exactly look like James, but it does. Like.
Jamie
Did you see the AI Baby moment of that scene?
Rob
Oh, yeah.
Jamie
With Tony and Carmel. Seen that?
Rob
I think it. You could find it on.
Jamie
You'll just like look up. AI baby, Tony, Carmela, orange juice, whatever. It's really cute.
Rob
I have seen it. But while they are looking for it, something that I did was I looked. I know, you know, I want to do something nice for you for the 100th episode. And I looked up the top. So you, you're a chocolate bar girl. You love chocolates. I looked at the top selling hundred chocolate bars or top top 10. And I want to rate them. I want to go through them with you and rate them.
Jamie
Let me ask you a question. When you say chocolate bar, does that include like ones that have nuts and toffee?
Rob
Okay, absolutely. Okay.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
A top sell rate the top selling chocolate bars in America. These are the top sellers. Number one was Hershey's. People are so fucking lame.
Jamie
Like, well, think about it. They're used for so many things. S' mores.
Rob
Like that's it.
Jamie
People would melt chocolate. They would just melt a Hershey. I mean, when you think of chocolate, you think of Hershey. It's like the all American chocolate brand.
Rob
But still to be number one selling. Even when they got all the kisses and I don't know, I just feel like Hershey. Like, you know, you got.
Jamie
What'd you think it was gonna be like a Snickers.
Rob
I mean, number two is Snickers.
Jamie
Yeah, that makes sense.
Rob
What. So what do you rate a Hershey bar? If you have to rate a Hershey.
Jamie
Bar on my scale.
Rob
Yeah. I would never ask you to use someone else's scale.
Jamie
I mean, it's a good chocolate bar. I would say it would be in my top 10.
Rob
Wow.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
All right.
Jamie
It would be up there.
Rob
Here's the Carmilla and Tony.
Jamie
I was referred by a Dr. Jennifer Melfi. That's great. That's fine. I gotta go. Bye. Bye.
Rob
Who was that?
Jamie
It's the paving guy. I'm thinking of having the driveway redone.
Rob
You smoking?
Jamie
What is this, a third degree?
Rob
It says with pulp. You like it with pulp? Not this much. I like the one that says some Pope. The was that for? I'll write you up a list. I hope they don't take us down for the Soprano song being in there. I hope you could still put that up, but yeah, that's. Whoever's making these is.
Jamie
You know, I really like the cat. I don't. It. I don't think it's who makes it. It's the. The fruit and nut one. It's like a purple bar. I think that's Cadbury. I love that one. Even though I eat around the nuts. I love that one. I love a Heath bar.
Rob
Jamie eats around the nuts.
Jamie
Obviously. I love a Heath bar. I love 100 gram bar.
Rob
100 grand's very good.
Jamie
I used to love a Butterfinger. Not anymore, but back as a kid, that was like my actual number one.
Rob
My feeling on Butterfinger. Butterfingers are good. Butterfingers at the movie theater are incredible.
Jamie
Oh, why?
Rob
Because it's. It's chocolate to chocolate on both ends and you get all the chocolate in the bite instead of just like.
Jamie
Oh, like the mini ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rob
Oh, the mini. Butterfingers to me are the best. And this is outside of chocolate bars, but M M's and popcorn to me, probably the greatest snack. Absolutely great. When I used to go to movies, I was way more excited about that than seeing the movie.
Jamie
And you've got to go down to the bottom because they would all fall.
Rob
Down and all be melted. Oh, my God. That's a. That's a 10 treat right there. What about the KitKat?
Jamie
I like a Kit Kat.
Rob
Oh, I love.
Jamie
It's just not every. All my boys at home, Cutter and the little ones, that's their number one.
Rob
That's my number. That's probably my number one especially. I used to throw them in the freezer.
Jamie
Yeah. Any chocolate in the freezer? So much better.
Rob
That was so fun.
Jamie
And a Reese's. I mean, does that count as a chocolate bar?
Rob
Yeah, we count.
Jamie
I mean, it's Reese's peanut butter.
Rob
It was number three. Yeah, Reese's. But.
Jamie
But they ever had a frozen Reese's? Or you can just do regular with like in a s' more. So instead of the chocolate, you're using a Reese's.
Rob
That. That. That might send me back to doing drugs if I did that. That might get me off the wagon.
Jamie
What would be.
Rob
That sounds awesome.
Jamie
Have I asked you this already? What would be your, like, cheat meal, where, like, if you knew that your brain could be reset and have no memory of actually having it, and we could fill this table with anything you wanted and it wouldn't damage your body, and again, you'd have no memory and so you wouldn't have to break any addiction again, what would it be?
Rob
It's really hard for me to. But I could pinpoint. I could. I could name a few, but I don't know if I could do a number one. I think number one might be. There was a place in New York City called Brother Jimmy's, and they made buffalo chicken sliders, and it was the Buffalo chicken crispy thin thing with pickles on top. Blue cheese on, like a Hawaiian. I mean, the way it's soft and then the cheese and then crunchy. It was 10 out of 10.
Jamie
Okay.
Rob
Unreal.
Jamie
Very specific.
Rob
I love Chinese food. Like, maybe like a. I know people have things to say about PF Changs, but a good P. F. Chang's. You have a good. Because when I used to go to Vegas, I would stay at the Planet Hollywood and get up there. Just because you could get room service of PF Changs.
Jamie
What's the restaurant we went to? We went to Tao for your 21st.
Rob
Yeah, okay. Tao for my 21st. But we. And I would go, and you'd wake up just dead. Like, you just drank for three days straight, and you're like, oh. And then you'd, like, reach over to the phone and be like. And I'd be like, let me get a Mongolian beef. And then just hit him with the. The. I think it was, like, the chicken. Two orders of chicken fried rice, Chang spicy chicken, kung pao, all of it. And then you're just like. You're. It's like you're making salads for it. I'm just mixing everything up. Incredible. And then I would probably throw up from.
Jamie
Oh.
Rob
Being. Going through withdrawals. Yeah.
Jamie
Miracle you made it out.
Rob
It was a fun time. Also, like, just as good chicken parm.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
Also bread and butter with red sauce. Like, I've done that in the last few years. I did it at your house. It's a. It's a tent.
Jamie
A warm bread with butters.
Rob
That's the number one with the red sauce. And especially if you're getting little pieces of, like, meat and the red sauce. If it's like, oh, my.
Jamie
Like, empty plate of chicken parm dipping warm bread and butter in it.
Rob
Yeah.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
We should. We should try and do a full episode just talking about food. I. I can't.
Jamie
Easy.
Rob
I could talk about food all. What was it?
Jamie
A few. I could do a whole episode on burgers. On favorite burgers.
Rob
Really?
Jamie
Oh, yeah.
Rob
What's your number one?
Jamie
PJ Clark's.
Rob
Pj? Oh, yeah. I've never had PJ Clark's. I'm a JG Melons guy.
Jamie
I mean, JG Melons is amazing. But you've never had PJ Clark?
Rob
Never even walked into a PJ Clark's in my life, no.
Jamie
Wow. Really?
Rob
That's your best burger? Really?
Jamie
It's my favorite burger.
Rob
Really?
Jamie
Oh, yeah.
Rob
And then the All Cheval burger. Where I sent any. When you went to New York. Any one to ten.
Jamie
What's that burger?
Rob
That's. What is that? How much? Ten.
Jamie
What is that?
Rob
Can you. Can you google the au cheval burger with the.
Jamie
That's the name of the restaurant?
Rob
Yeah, Bacon and egg. Jamie, this is a 10. Do you like bacon and egg on the burger?
Jamie
No.
Rob
Oh, Jamie, come on.
Jamie
Cheese and tomato. Maybe a special sauce if they've got one.
Rob
I was never a bacon and egg guy until I started with this. That. Yeah, that's it. On the down. Oh, that's top right. Oshaval anatomy. Oh, Jamie.
Jamie
Oh, cheval. What is that, a. I think it was French place.
Rob
I think it was a place in Chicago. Then they opened up a place called 4 Charles Prime Rib in New York City and they had the burger there. And then everyone loved the burger so much, they opened up, like another restaurant where people could get the burger because.
Jamie
Four Charles, the egg cooked on the bun.
Rob
What do you mean cooked on the bun? No, they cook it and they put it on the bun.
Jamie
Yeah, yeah. No, but it looked like it was, like, prepared on the bun. Do you know what I mean? Like, they cooked it and maybe like.
Rob
Oh, because it's so perfect.
Jamie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rob
No, that. I mean, that to me, man, It's. It's a 9.7 maybe. I don't know. It's up there. The 10 from any. I love to hear that. That was the one wreck. I was like, if I could give him one wreck.
Jamie
Wow.
Rob
That's where I said to go. What. What did you do for pizza when you were in New York?
Cutter
Oh, man, I think we were just wasted one night and us and Ari went some corner spot, you know, somewhere you do still.
Rob
Still probably good, right? Sevens low. Eights.
Cutter
Yeah, like that, like mid pizza out there was like fire pizza.
Jamie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rob
And you know, one of, like, the things that people really hated me for in the beginning of this pod, there were a bunch. But one of the ones they've really hated me for was saying when I was. I was talking about how people who eat bad pizza in New York are losers. And then people were like, well, not everyone can afford this. No, no. You get a great slice for a dollar fifty in New York. Like, it has nothing to do with money. If there's people. This gets me activated. People who go, there are places in New York that are like a deli that are, like dirty. They sell lotto tickets and in the back they have, like, pizza and it's fucking disgusting. And you'll see people walking out of there with a slice and you're like, yo, across the street is some of the best pizza in the fucking world. And you're going into a lotto store and get. To me, that person is a loser. I would love to see what the rest of their life is like because their other decisions must be absolutely terrible. And people were coming at me like, well, not everyone can afford pizza. It's like, yo, shut the up, everyone. If there there. It's not a price thing.
Jamie
Right.
Rob
You get. There are dollar slice places in New York that are fine, that are not a two or a three.
Jamie
Right.
Rob
You go, man, when I see people coming.
Jamie
When you're right next to also good pizza.
Rob
Yeah. I mean, anywhere in New York City, you're right next to decent pizza where you're. It's not going to be like a two or a three, like sitting in the back of a deli counter for.
Jamie
Right.
Rob
However many. They don't even have a pizza oven. And you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna get this.
Jamie
I don't even know a deli that gives people. Oh, you mean just like when it's.
Rob
Like, oh, there's like 7 11, 711 pizza in New York City. And you see people buying it and.
Jamie
You'Re like, oh, they're probably not sober.
Rob
I don't know. I just think there's a lot of dummies.
Jamie
When's the last time you had a burger?
Rob
Burgers, but I mean, without the bun all the time, but with a bun and, like, the flavor works.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
It's probably like two years.
Jamie
Okay. But pizza's longer than I thought.
Rob
Pizza's been even more than two years. It's been like three years.
Jamie
The last few times you went to New York, you still didn't have any pizza.
Rob
And I gave myself permission to have it, but I just didn't do it because I was like, I can. I can go without. Yeah. But next time we're in New York together, I said, let's go. I want to go have pizza.
Jamie
Okay.
Rob
Oh, man. Anything else that was on the chocolate bar is worth mentioning. Toblerone was on there. Are you a big Toblerone girl?
Jamie
I just don't like the nuts. And it's hard to eat around the nuts, but it's good chocolate.
Rob
Twix too much? Yeah, Twix is fine. But I'm sad that they made the peanut butter and jelly ones after my time of going crazy. Baby Ruth?
Jamie
No, no nuts.
Rob
I was a Baby Ruth. Oh, yeah. Damn. Oh, by the way, worse, the fact that this was on the list Worst chocolate bar of all time. Almond Joy.
Jamie
Ew.
Rob
That's not even a thing. When they used to give that to you, like, people would talk shit about people who give you, like, pennies on Halloween or, like, apples. Give me an apple or a penny all day. Even when I was eight over Almond Joy. That's when your grandpa. That's when your grandpa.
Jamie
Grandma comes in and he's like, oh.
Rob
You don't want these.
Jamie
And you're like, so right.
Rob
You want this coconut.
Jamie
Who likes an Almond Joy?
Rob
Anybody back there eating Almond Joys? Almond Joy.
Cutter
Love Almond Joy.
Rob
Oh, my God.
Cutter
I'm out. I might be the only one.
Rob
Then you love an Almond Joy.
Jamie
Old soul.
Rob
Oh, man, that makes me so sad. What? Okay, where does it fall in your top 10 chocolate bars? Where does Almond Joyful.
Cutter
Almond Joy. Not even in the top 10, though.
Jamie
Okay.
Cutter
I like it. I just, you know.
Jamie
So you admit it's bad.
Rob
Yeah. You just basically said it sucks.
Cutter
Yeah, I mean, I like it. I just wouldn't say it's top ten.
Rob
Oh. What's your number one?
Cutter
I mean, anything. Reese's, really? I love peanut butter. Snickers would probably be number one, I would say.
Rob
Have any of you tried what Jamie said, which is a peanut butter cup in a s' mores. Yes.
Cutter
After she said that, I would definitely.
Rob
Why don't. Why don't you try? And you should try and do a collab with Reese's where you do, like, a s' mores. Peanut butter cup. Come on, Jane Tanner, what do you got? Best chocolate bar. Best chocolate bar. When I was a kid, it was crunch. I love. Yeah. Remember when they had the Crunch Blasters? What were those called? Like, the crumbles, the little balls? Yeah. Might be a bit Clusters. Clusters. Crunch Clusters.
Cutter
A bunch of crunch.
Jamie
Bunch of crunch.
Rob
Oh, yeah. A bunch of crunch.
Cutter
Fire.
Rob
Yeah. Very good.
Jamie
That's a good movie one. They had those at movie theater.
Rob
Yeah. Any. What do you got for best chocolate bar?
Cutter
I'm a Twix guy.
Rob
Really? Wow.
Jamie
You, like.
Rob
You don't hear the number one Twix, people. Really?
Jamie
And, like, the caramel will pull out, like, when you. When you bite it.
Cutter
Yeah.
Jamie
Thing.
Cutter
It just has all of it for me. I feel like it's got the. It's got the crunch in it, too. I love the crunch of the Twix.
Jamie
The gooey.
Rob
Do you have them in your house right now?
Cutter
Oh, bro. Too many.
Rob
Really? I saw any take the candy bag out of the. Out of the pantry during an episode of Not Today Pal, and he Ate all the twigs. It had to be like 50twix, dude.
Jamie
Good for you.
Rob
That's what I don't, I don't understand in this world is like, how people always talk about, like, you know, gaining weight and losing weight is calories in, calories out. This and he can eat whatever the he wants and not get fat.
Jamie
Yeah, he's one of those people.
Rob
If I had a bag of Twix right now, it would be a disaster.
Jamie
Let me ask you something, though. Do you think that there's anything to say for the mentality in which you put things into your body? Since he puts that stuff in his body and he's not thinking, this is super bad for me. He's thinking, this makes me feel good. I'm enjoying myself. I deserve it. When you eat it, you're thinking, this is bad for me. I'm. I'm punishing myself. I'm a bad boy. And so maybe it hurts your body, maybe it hurts your body more. And maybe that's why it doesn't affect any. Because he puts whatever in his body and he doesn't question if it's right or wrong. It's because it's what he wants to do.
Cutter
I only have one theory, and that's that, like, you know, what is it like if you drink, if you drink alcohol for your whole life, you can't just stop drinking out of nowhere because you could die.
Rob
Right?
Cutter
Like, yeah, Just gets used to that shit. I'm wondering because my parents eat like my parents parents eat like my parents parents parents probably ate like my only theory that probably has no scientific backing to it whatsoever. But what if, like, generations of shitty eating just gets your body? Yeah, just process that.
Jamie
I think so.
Cutter
Like, not that big of a deal.
Rob
That's true too. But also the only problem with that theory is I'm sure there's many, but that I could think of is my, my brother. All of my brothers gain weight really fast like me, except for one of my brothers. And that one brother can eat anything and cannot gain weight.
Cutter
You sure he's got the same mom and dad?
Rob
Yeah, because he's a twin with my sister. I think they're all. I mean, I don't know, maybe not. Who knows? My dad's been known.
Jamie
There's always an outlier.
Rob
Yeah. What? Jamie, you want to read that?
Jamie
Lenny Kravitz. It says any Kravitz, Any Kravitz. Maintains his physique through a combination of a vegan, mostly raw diet and regular exercise.
Rob
He prioritizes plant Based nutrient rich foods and engages in outdoor activities like cycling, paddle boarding and walking, supplemented by weightlifting and mobility work. Is that true? Any crabs?
Cutter
This, this is. So the person sitting next to me, this lovely young man is Cougar. And let me tell you, his Google searches were just fucking outrageous. Like 3 seconds ago he was googling like black people metabolism. Fucking Lenny Kravitz. How is Lenny Kravitz so skinny? He just copied that shit from Lenny Kravitz AI or some shit. Copied it over here, just replaced with my name. He's a psychopath. I don't know what the fuck this is. I don't know what he's doing, man. He's crazy, bro. Look at this shit.
Rob
Does that happen often where you're just sitting somewhere and you look at somebody's phone or computer next to you and they're googling black people? Yeah. Is that just something you deal with as a black guy all the time?
Cutter
Totally. It's like, why?
Rob
I want to apologize.
Cutter
Say this thing, you know, why. Why do they talk? Why are they so loud?
Rob
Well, listen, for all the unenlightened whites out there, like the gentleman next to you, I'd like to apologize. I'd like to send our sincerest. Me and Jamie for 100th episode. We'd like to send our. Our sincerest apologies. So I went to play. Speaking of falling off the wagon, I went to play mini golf the other day. And you know where. It's like a small place, so there's like 27 holes and we're going through and somewhere around the 18th hole, like this person who works there comes up and. And for some reason I just always have the thing of like, oh, we did something wrong or like bad, you know, like, oh, would we have to go? Yeah, I don't know why, but this person comes over and they're like, excuse me? Or like, yeah. And they're like, our manager is a big fan of Sopranos and wants to buy you around a shot. And I was like, is there a funnier place for me to fall off the wagon than a mini golf? Like, imagine 12 years sober. And I just come in and I'm like, yeah, I was on the 18th green of a putt putt and I did eight kamikaze shots. And now I'm back. Like, I just didn't show up today to film. Like, what happened? Like, well, I don't know. Three days ago he was playing mini.
Jamie
Unless I heard he was at the mini golf place in Mexico. You know, that would be.
Rob
Yeah, I Was like, could you. Could there be. I almost wanted to do it.
Jamie
Is there even a. Is there. There's no temptation when somebody offers that to you, right?
Rob
Never, ever with alcohol. Like, I know how bad alcohol is, but, like, if she was like, hey, the manager of the Putt Putt has a bunch of Percocets and would like you to have one. I would like you to have some. There. It does go, like, no, you know, I can't have those. We're like, alcohol is. To the point where I'm like, I don't even want to deal. It's just so much consumption.
Jamie
Yeah.
Rob
You feel like all the time.
Jamie
And this.
Rob
We're like, man, if she's like. Like, hey, my manager has a handful of Percocets, and, like, there is a thing where I have to go, like, yeah, I can't do that.
Jamie
Like, right, That's.
Rob
That would. That would be fun, you know, like, watching. But because you had the mentality for so long where, like, when I would sit down to watch a movie, it would be like, man, this movie's gonna be so much better once I take these two perks. And then, like, you take two perks and you watch a movie, and it's like, there's never a bad.
Jamie
Why is it so much better?
Rob
You're just dead. You don't even. You know what it is? It's like, I don't know. They. They talk about, like, shut your.
Jamie
Like, the judge.
Rob
Yeah, like, the judge in your head. Like, it just like, where you're just like, huh? Like, you know, you're just like, duh. Like, it just all. You know, and it's just. If you're present, it feels like you're the most comfortable. You're, like, in this warm blank. Again, I don't want to promote Percocets to anyone out there. You could do your peanut butter s' mores cup commercial, and I'll do a commercial for Percocets. I mean, they. Yeah. No, it's just real. And by the way, even more so when you're addicted to them. You know what I mean? Of, like, if you're like, oh, I need one. I need one. Then you take one. You're like, oh. Like, it's just that fucking feeling of where now. I don't know what it would feel like. I don't. It's not even the point of, like, I really want one. It's just more so, like, I know the difference between that and drinking.
Jamie
Yes.
Rob
Where you're like, oh, that would be. That does sound. That doesn't sound all bad. Where, like, when I think of drinking, it honestly just sounds all bad.
Jamie
Ooh, there's the s' more.
Rob
I thought they were gonna be Googling Percocets, but they googled a s' mores.
Jamie
That looks like ice cream.
Rob
Yeah, a little peanut butter. By the way, shout out to the greatest of all time, the Snickers ice cream bar.
Jamie
Well, I can't.
Rob
Oh, 10. 10. 10 out of 10.
Cutter
You just reminded me that I have Twix ice cream at home.
Rob
The booth just went crazy. By the way, when I said everybody sat up. Yeah. Wow, that Snickers something.
Jamie
Shout out Snickers ice cream.
Rob
Something they did with that Snickers ice cream bar, man.
Jamie
Well done, well done.
Rob
All right, well, listen, as distracting as the cartoons in the background have been for me to podcasts for this last.
Jamie
45 years, there was, like, skeletons doing the Flash.
Rob
It's just. They really respect you around here, you know, that's one thing you. You come into YMH Studios, you just go, I feel so respected.
Jamie
They love us here.
Rob
Yeah, there were a bunch of skeletons dancing. Now it's skunks dancing around. I almost said panda bears. Those are honey badgers. Honey badger. Yeah, well, of course, both. I need many guesses. Well, thanks, guys. Thanks for. Thanks for taking this pod.
Jamie
So they stopped working for us after the UTI video.
Rob
Yeah, somewhere around episode 42, guys just started really relaxing around here. Yeah. All right, we'll see you. Episode 101. Not today. Hey, not today.
Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler
Episode: The Sweet & Salty 100th Episode!
Release Date: June 26, 2025
In their landmark 100th episode, Not Today, Pal hosts Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler celebrate a century of weekly laughs, heartfelt moments, and candid conversations. This milestone episode delves deep into their enduring friendship, memorable podcast highlights, and personal anecdotes, all delivered with their trademark humor and sincerity.
The episode kicks off with the hosts enthusiastically acknowledging the 100-episode milestone. Robert humorously notes, “[00:10] Rob: Welcome to what could be our 101st episode. But we're calling it our hundredth episode.” Jamie adds, “[00:14] Jamie: Yeah, it's 100 episodes. Listen, we did.”
Jamie and Rob extend heartfelt thanks to their dedicated team, highlighting the collaborative effort behind the podcast's success. Rob shares, “[00:26] Rob: Thanks. We want to thank everybody. The editors, the producers, social media. What a great job.” Jamie concurs, emphasizing the collective work that shaped their show: “[00:32] Jamie: Yeah. You helped us make. Figure out what this show is.”
Shifting to personal celebrations, Jamie recounts her recent birthday festivities involving a local game show experience. “[02:10] Jamie: I know, bro, I'm healed,” she shares enthusiastically about playing at "Game on ATX." The game show, a blend of classics like Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune, provided laughter and competitive spirit. Rob adds, “[03:27] Rob: How many shots did you take?” highlighting Jamie’s memorable participation with humor and camaraderie.
The hosts reminisce about standout moments from their podcast journey. Jamie mentions, “[09:01] Jamie: I knew people well, the monkey would have been mine,” referring to a particularly funny segment, while Rob highlights the significance of maintaining authenticity: “[09:04] Rob: PG is my favorite moment. I didn't even write that down because I didn't even.”
A nostalgic nod to their The Sopranos roots leads into a humorous analysis of AI-generated images depicting iconic characters with tattoos. “[17:08] Rob: Rob, we got some Sopranos tattoos. We've rated Sopranos tattoos before,” they discuss, critiquing the accuracy and creativity of AI renditions. Jamie remarks, “[17:17] Jamie: Does somebody get a knife through the face on the show?” showcasing their playful banter and deep connection to their past roles.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the beloved segment, "Sweet & Salty," where Jamie, Rob, and guest Cutter delve into their favorite chocolate bars. Starting around [21:44], the trio discusses top contenders like Hershey's, Snickers, and Reese's, each sharing personal preferences and humorous takes on the rankings.
Notable Quotes:
The discussion also touches on nostalgic treats like Butterfinger and innovative ideas such as a peanut butter cup in a s'more, blending childhood memories with adult tastes.
Rob shares an intimate story about maintaining sobriety, juxtaposed with Jamie’s struggle with a UTI in a comedic yet heartfelt exchange. Jamie confides, “[13:12] Jamie: So you want to know something, guys? I've never had a UTI since,” attributing her recovery to “the power of collective prayer.” This vulnerability adds depth to their friendship, illustrating the balance of humor and genuine support that defines their podcast.
Rob further discusses his own challenges with sobriety, mentioning a humorous incident at a mini-golf course: “[37:04] Cutter: Totally. It's like, why? [37:05] Rob: I want to apologize... [38:14] Rob: Yeah, I went to play mini golf the other day,” showcasing their ability to tackle serious topics with lightheartedness.
As the episode draws to a close, Jamie and Rob reflect on how far they've come, both personally and professionally. Jamie muses about entering a new life stage with her children growing up, while Rob contemplates future podcast ideas, such as an entire episode dedicated to favorite foods.
Final Thoughts:
Their enduring friendship and ability to find common ground despite differing personalities remain the cornerstone of the podcast's charm.
Key Takeaways:
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As Not Today, Pal celebrates its 100th episode, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler reaffirm their commitment to entertaining and connecting with their audience through laughter, shared stories, and heartfelt conversations. This milestone episode not only honors their journey but also sets the stage for many more engaging weeks to come.