The Undisputed GOAT Of OnlyFans? | Not Today, Pal

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The Undisputed GOAT Of OnlyFans?" | Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

Episode Information:

• Title: The Undisputed GOAT Of OnlyFans? | Not Today, Pal
• Hosts: Robert Iler (Robbie) and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
• Release Date: April 17, 2025
• Description: In this episode, former TV siblings from The Sopranos delve into their contrasting personalities and enduring friendship. They explore various topics, from reminiscing about wild spring breaks to dissecting the OnlyFans phenomenon.

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1. Setting the Mood: Grinding Music and Early Memories (00:00 - 04:15)

The episode kicks off with Jamie and Robbie reminiscing about their younger days, setting a playful and nostalgic tone.

• Jamie (00:14): "Robbie was playing what he calls grinding music. That was the music we used to grind to for other people."
• Robbie (00:37): Recounts Jamie's wild senior year spring break in the Bahamas, highlighting their rebellious adventures.

Key Points:

• Spring Break in the Bahamas: Jamie describes the trip as "the wildest and sluttiest I've ever been" at age 17, before turning 18.
• Parental Permissiveness: Both reflect on how their parents allowed them to embark on such adventurous trips.

2. Reflections on Youthful Behavior and Relationships (04:16 - 13:27)

The duo delves deeper into their teenage experiences, discussing relationships, partying, and personal growth.

• Robbie (02:17): "If I could curate a playlist for like a few get up and dance at that."
• Jamie (04:15): Opens up about her interactions and candid moments with her parents regarding her past.

Key Points:

• Changing Perspectives: Both share how their attitudes towards partying and relationships have evolved over time.
• Cultural Shifts: They touch upon the absence of social media during their youth and how it influenced their interactions.

3. Sponsored Segment: Skipped (14:15 - 15:56)

A brief pause in the episode includes advertisements for Acorns and Shopify. As instructed, this section is omitted from the summary.

4. The OnlyFans Phenomenon: Analyzing Corinna Kouf's Success (15:57 - 25:00)

Post-advertisement, the conversation shifts to the world of OnlyFans, focusing on Corinna Kouf's impressive earnings and its implications.

• Robbie (14:30): Introduces Corinna Kouf as "the MVP of OnlyFans."
• Jamie (15:02): "67 million earned in three years with just 506 photos and 33 videos."

Key Points:

• Corinna Kouf's Achievement: Discussion on her retirement after amassing $67 million, questioning her strategies and what sets her apart.
• OnlyFans Economics: Exploration of OnlyFans' commission structure and potential earnings for creators.
  • Robbie (15:27): "Do we know that back there? How much does OnlyFans take? What percentage does OnlyFans take?"
• Jamie’s Consideration: Jamie contemplates the feasibility of joining OnlyFans, pondering her own content strategy.
  • Jamie (16:20): "If you tell me that I could earn $60 million in three years, I might consider it."

5. Managing OnlyFans: Strategies and Potential (25:01 - 38:00)

The hosts brainstorm how Jamie could effectively manage an OnlyFans account, discussing the roles of managers and content creation.

• Robbie (19:00): Suggests, "We should have Chad put together a presentation for what Jamie's OnlyFans could look like."
• Chad (19:15): "10K," indicating the potential cost for managing interactions.

Key Points:

• Role of Management: Emphasis on having a manager handle fan interactions to maintain professionalism and prevent exploitation.
• Content Control: Jamie insists on managing the visual content herself to maintain authenticity and avoid unwanted exposure.
  • Jamie (26:12): "I'm not dressing up for anybody else to take those photos."
• Earnings Potential: Discussion around realistic revenue projections and the importance of strategic content management.

6. Personal Development: Strength Training and Health (38:00 - 43:00)

Shifting gears, Jamie and Robbie talk about Jamie's commitment to strength training and personal health.

• Jamie (38:19): "Anytime I can do anything that makes me feel strong and challenges me."
• Robbie (38:24): "Yeah, you're getting jacked. Is that the goal?"

Key Points:

• Fitness Regimen: Jamie shares her routine of strength training three times a week, emphasizing the importance of physical health in her 40s.
• Trainer Shout-Out: Jamie praises her trainer, Aaron O'Leary Stewart, highlighting her positive fitness experience.
  • Jamie (38:23): "Shout out Aaron O'Leary Stewart. She is the best trainer."

7. Cultural Shock and Personal Experiences Abroad (43:00 - 44:00)

The hosts recount Jamie's experiences traveling in India, highlighting cultural differences and personal challenges.

• Jamie (42:20): Describes the overwhelming culture shock upon arriving in India.
• Robbie (40:12): Reacts to a video of ear cleaning in India, expressing both fascination and fear.

Key Points:

• Ear Cleaning Practices: Discussion on traditional ear cleaning methods in India and the safety concerns associated with them.
• Cultural Observations: Jamie reflects on the contrasts between Western and Indian cultural practices, sharing humorous anecdotes.

8. Final Reflections and Closing Remarks (44:00 - End)

As the episode wraps up, Jamie and Robbie offer final thoughts and humorous advice to their listeners.

• Jamie (44:00): "Go live life. Go do dumb."
• Robbie (44:00): "Get their consent."

Key Points:

• Embracing Life: Encouragement for listeners to enjoy life and engage in fun, albeit "dumb," activities.
• Consent Emphasis: Reinforcement of the importance of consent in all interactions, aligning with respectful and ethical behavior.

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Notable Quotes:

• Robbie (00:37): "That was the anthem of my senior year spring break. I cannot believe our parents let us go to the Bahamas by ourselves for five days."
• Jamie (15:02): "67 million earned in three years with just 506 photos and 33 videos. Is she the undisputed goat of OnlyFans?"
• Jamie (26:12): "I'm not dressing up for anybody else to take those photos."
• Jamie (38:19): "Anytime I can do anything that makes me feel strong and challenges me."
• Jamie (44:00): "Go live life. Go do dumb."

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Conclusion:

In this episode of Not Today, Pal, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler offer a candid and humorous exploration of their past adventures, personal growth, and the evolving landscape of platforms like OnlyFans. Their dynamic interplay showcases the enduring bond between two individuals with contrasting personalities, providing listeners with both laughter and insightful reflections on fame, friendship, and embracing life's unpredictable journey.

Transcript

[Jamie]

Not today, pal.

[Robbie]

We were setting it off in here right before the pod. Tell them what we were doing, Jame.

[Jamie]

Robbie was playing what he calls grinding music. That was the music we used to grind to other.

[Robbie]

Not me and you. We separately.

[Jamie]

Separately with other people would dirty dance too. And it unlocked a part of me that hasn't been unlocked in a while. Thank you. Wow. I'm standing two inches taller right now.

[Robbie]

Yes. The. The one I want to tell everyone. Everyone falls in love if you want to get the mood that we're in Everyone falls in love sometime by who? Tanto Metro, obviously. Oh, man, that.

[Jamie]

So that was my. That was the anthem of my sp. Senior year spring break. I cannot believe our parents let us go to the Bahamas by ourselves for five days. Taking over a hotel. Like debauchery. It was hands down the wildest and sluttiest I've ever been in my entire Life.

[Robbie]

You were 17 or 18.

[Jamie]

I guess I was 17 at that point because spring break was in April and I turned 18 in May.

[Robbie]

PG's gonna love this. Yeah, you were wild. So, okay, so what, you go to.

[Jamie]

The Bahamas just drunk all day, all night, kissing everybody on the dance floor?

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Pretty sure I entered into the booty shaking contest. And by the way, Sopranos was airing. Okay, this is. Thank God. Like pre cell phones and, you know, social media.

[Robbie]

Jamie could do whatever she wanted back then.

[Jamie]

I had a time. I had a time and you just brought me back.

[Robbie]

Well, listen, if I ever have a daughter, she's not allowed to go to any school dances unless it's daddy daughter dance. Because that was the. Like.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

If I think about.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Like, you know, a dad realizing his 16 year old daughter had sex with me when I was 16, it's like whatever. Like it was fucking three minutes. Like it's not. She was probably like whatever. Like if my. When I was 13 and 14 and grinding at dances for six hours.

[Jamie]

Like you're leaving there sweaty. Yeah. Oh my God.

[Robbie]

That's what I'm saying. You're. You're like.

[Jamie]

You.

[Robbie]

You're like, I want more of this. Where like after three minutes of sex with me when I was 16, I don't think anybody wanted more, you know, Like I think where that. That grind. Like here's another thing, right? If I look at the sex I had when I was 16 to now I'm 40, it's changed very much. If I start grinding right now, Same grind at 13 that I'm grinding now.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I'm the same grinder.

[Jamie]

You could go for hours grinding.

[Robbie]

I'm just saying my. My technique is the same, right? Sure. I could go for hours grinding, but my technique.

[Jamie]

Do you think we look lame when we grind now?

[Robbie]

I mean, I haven't done any of that.

[Jamie]

I don't know if you just had footage of us standing, but that's not grinding.

[Robbie]

We're just vibing out. Grinding is like. When it was like. I mean, your legs are in between another person's legs.

[Jamie]

Cut her to grind with me. I'm gonna see.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Why did I get a laugh?

[Robbie]

Here's what I think. I think that's the kind of stuff you do with your partner to, like, get shit going.

[Jamie]

I don't think we've ever. Maybe. Oh, I have a picture of the one time we've grinded.

[Robbie]

Send it.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

We got Jamie and Cutter grinding where we. I can't wait to.

[Jamie]

Can you. He's. He sent me. The sky is weird right now. Dust or fire?

[Robbie]

This is what Cutter. This is Cutter's whole. Cutter just sends you random texts during the day where you're like, what? Like, sky's weird right now.

[Jamie]

Grinding. Okay, hold, please. See if he'll send it.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Jamie]

It's framed on his desk in his office.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Like, I think it's like, people think like, oh, it's a dance or whatever. We're like, if I was a dad, I'd be like, I know what go on. When 13 year olds are dancing and sweating for hours and it's wild.

[Jamie]

Yeah. You know, Bo had said to me recently, he was like, did you, like, what did you do with boys in fifth grade? And I made the mistake where I was like, oh, I hardcore made out with my boyfriend in fifth grade. And now, like every other day he'll be like, mom, did you really make out in fifth grade? And I'm like, hell yeah. I probably should not have told him that.

[Robbie]

Damn.

[Jamie]

Cause he looks like a baby to me.

[Robbie]

That's. That's the thing. Yeah. When you look at kids that are like 11 now, you're like, wait, we were doing what?

[Jamie]

I didn't realize what an animal.

[Robbie]

I was like, if I saw me smoking a Marlboro Red at 12, I'd be like, that's insane. But it was like, no. Yeah. They're smoking like, it's a normal.

[Jamie]

And I thought I was a good girl. I was. Compared to a lot of other people.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Yeah. I never thought. I never thought I was good. But I.

[Jamie]

But I thought you said you were gonna say you never thought I was a good girl.

[Robbie]

No. You were always like, Jamie Lee is like, yeah. The only thing that I always thought was like, oh, that's wild. That Jamie does is like. Cuz you had like the things with like, cars. You'd be like, oh, like people smoke weed in cars and this. And like, we never had cars in the city. Like, I was 12, 13, 14.

[Jamie]

We drove on Long Island.

[Robbie]

Yeah. And you're like, we bring all our cars together and we meet in a parking lot and like hang out and do this. And I'm like, oh, that seems like.

[Jamie]

Edgy, but that's like what you did at a park.

[Robbie]

I know, but it's just. There's something about like everybody driving up and you're in your own space where like, we were never alone.

[Jamie]

Right, Right.

[Robbie]

We never had our own space to do something. So it was like kids were losing their virginity in the park, you know, where it's like I would hear things from you where it's like, oh, yeah, no, we park the car and we could do this and that. And I'm like, wow, that sounds like.

[Jamie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

We never had our own. We never had our own space. Oh, here's. We got guys. We just had it hit the. Hit Jamie's phone. We got a picture of Jamie. Oh, you got to send that. You got to send it.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

Sorry not to. You don't have your airdrop on.

[Jamie]

I'll try again. This says no one's near. Oh, yeah, here we go. He kind of wrote that turned me on.

[Robbie]

That's what I'm saying. Because I listen broads like it. When you're dancing, you got to dance. I think that's why women, girls always say we want to dance because it gets a little horny.

[Jamie]

It does.

[Robbie]

I know guys got to come on guys. But you got to dance. It sucks.

[Jamie]

Got to dance.

[Robbie]

That's. But that's. You drink, you have a few drinks, you're dancing. Who cares? I'm fucking sober. Dancing sucks.

[Jamie]

Really sucks.

[Robbie]

I mean, listen, if I could curate a playlist for like a few get.

[Jamie]

Up and dance at that. If. If everyone falls in love sometime gets.

[Robbie]

Oh, I'm getting up and dancing.

[Jamie]

A speaker. You're getting up.

[Robbie]

Yeah, but I kind of think like, what is. Reggae's from Jamaica, right? I should. I should have been born in Jamaica. Like, I'd be dancing every night.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I can't not dance. Like walking by a park, hearing a.

[Jamie]

Reggae happier in Jamaica.

[Robbie]

I don't know.

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Robbie]

A lot of Jamaica is like poverty, right? I think isn't It. I. From what I hear, I don't. I've never been to Jamaica. I don't know, I just imagine, like. I just imagine being born and like living in Jamaica might not be the greatest life.

[Jamie]

You need a little more action.

[Robbie]

But I could be wrong. I love Jamaica. I love Jamaicans, I love reggae.

[Jamie]

Robbie's 40 now. Have we discussed this?

[Robbie]

I don't think so. But you're grinding. Don't take it off. Your grinding. You and you and Cutter.

[Jamie]

All right, we'll address this.

[Robbie]

First of all, Cutter's got hair.

[Jamie]

This is us knowing each other maybe two weeks.

[Robbie]

Where are you?

[Jamie]

Fresh Jamie Cutter. We are at Beecher's mad house in la.

[Robbie]

Look how in love yami is. Or is that. Are you drunk?

[Jamie]

Not sober.

[Robbie]

That looks like.

[Jamie]

But like madly in love with him.

[Robbie]

I mean, two weeks in, madly in love. Look at.

[Jamie]

This is an old 30 year old and a 22 year old little ball player.

[Robbie]

Wow. Yeah. You were horny.

[Jamie]

He was into it. Look, he loved it.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah. Of course. He got you pregnant twice.

[Jamie]

You know it.

[Robbie]

Well. Well, see, that's the thing. Like, I think podcasts are obviously better than doing radio, but imagine like being on radio and you could play any song you want. That's gotta be so nice. Yeah, you could just throw. We could have thrown on those fucking.

[Jamie]

Yeah, we just had a great time. I wonder people would tune in to 30 minutes of just you and I. Yeah, well, we.

[Robbie]

We were. That's the thing. We were like, oh, we're dancing at work. Thirty years later, we're seeing video of us dancing at work.

[Cutter]

It's.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it's wild. This is. This is. Yeah, I'm 40 years old now. What was I, 15 when we dancing in that video?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Why are you sad? Because we're old? I mean, listen, it happens. But I'm also happy I'm old. I'm not. We're not doing dumb young, which is cool.

[Jamie]

I want to do dumb young.

[Robbie]

Right? That's because I can do dumb young. You're. You're held hostage by those kids, right? Yeah, I could do whatever I want. And I. I don't want to do dumb. You would do dumb young for two days and be like, I'm done for a year.

[Jamie]

I don't know.

[Robbie]

What would you want to do? You want to go grind?

[Jamie]

I've been working so hard for so long. I just want to be dumb.

[Robbie]

You just want to be dumb.

[Jamie]

I want to be dumb and do dumb shit.

[Robbie]

What? What? Let's say. Let's say for Some reason tomorrow you were. It was like, you got two. Would you go back to spring break?

[Jamie]

Yeah, that's what I mean. I just want to be. I just want to have no impulse control for 24 hours.

[Robbie]

Go on, like, a cruise with cutter for 48 hours.

[Jamie]

Cutter would throw himself off the cruise. He cannot.

[Robbie]

Not if he told him he could bang you all the time on the cruise.

[Jamie]

I didn't say that. That was dumb. That's not part of my impulse.

[Robbie]

I'm just saying, when you're grinding at the club like a bunch of teenagers, he's gonna get to bang you when.

[Jamie]

You go back in the room for sure.

[Robbie]

He saying that's how you get Cutter to do stuff. You just tell him he could bang you.

[Jamie]

That's true. I know pretty much how I can get him to do anything. Of course. Yep.

[Robbie]

Let's see what. You know. What I really want to do, I want to call Cutter and ask him why he wouldn't let you eat the turkey leg.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

At. At Disney. Give. Give him a call and put it on speaker.

[Chad]

P.S. we should totally have a DJ day.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I'll jump.

[Jamie]

Sh. Day.

[Robbie]

What do I do? What do I record it but be like, have you seen the sky? Just to see what he says. The sky.

[Jamie]

Yo, tell me about the sky.

[Cutter]

Are you driving home?

[Jamie]

No, I'm still here. Tell me about the sky.

[Cutter]

Are you calling me on the podcast?

[Robbie]

Cutter, I. I had a question I wanted to ask you. You're on the pod, right? What? She knows. She knows you never call that night, like, tell me about the sky, Babe, Jamie said you wouldn't let her eat a turkey leg at Disney. What. What was. Why not?

[Cutter]

I didn't let her eat a turkey leg at Disney.

[Robbie]

That's what she said.

[Cutter]

Yeah, there's just a lot of things we can't do at Disney. At the end of the day, it's like, you know, we can't do a lot of things there, like touching railings, turkey legs. Think about it. Like, what are the. What are they? You know, at Disney?

[Robbie]

The legs of a turkey.

[Cutter]

I know, but, like, it. I mean, there's a lot of fake shit in there, I would imagine.

[Robbie]

Right? Listen, I'm. I'm. I'm usually on board with you with stuff, like the OCD stuff touching the rails and this, but when you say, don't eat the turkey leg, she's just going to go eat something else. I thought it would have been awesome to give her that turkey leg for two hours. She just zones out and she's eating the turkey leg.

[Cutter]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Robbie]

I want to know your problem with it.

[Jamie]

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[Robbie]

But that's different because you're eating at Disney. You're at Disney. You're stuck at Disney. You're gonna be eating something from Disney. I want. I got thought we might get a good answer, but he's denying he probably doesn't want to say the real answer.

[Jamie]

I was talking about grinding before. Babe, you'd be proud.

[Cutter]

From grinding to turkey legs. It's pretty sexual over there right now, huh?

[Robbie]

Yeah. She said she wants to go on a cruise with you for two days where you could bang her all you want, but she gets to be dumb and do dumb stuff.

[Cutter]

What the fuck?

[Jamie]

I just said that. I won 24 hours of just having no impulse control and just do, like, dumb shit like you did when we were teenagers. You know, that sounds great.

[Cutter]

And for that, can we do it anywhere else but a fucking cruise?

[Jamie]

I told you.

[Robbie]

No. But that's. That's where the sex comes in. She's letting you have all the sex you want, but you got to go on the cruise.

[Jamie]

Said the cruise. I'm down with not I said cruise.

[Robbie]

Because you just get unlimited stuff.

[Cutter]

That's the only reason I'd ever go on a cruise.

[Robbie]

If that's what's on the table, it's on the table.

[Jamie]

Okay, love you. We'll discuss later. Bye. I'll call you later.

[Robbie]

He's the best. Do you have the. The only fans? Do you have the only fans stats?

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Robbie]

So, Jamie, I want you to look. We're on the sex topic. I want you to look at this girl's only fan stats. They call her, like, the MVP of only fans. Possibly. Go ahead, Jamie, read those off.

[Jamie]

Corinna Kouf.

[Robbie]

Corinna Kampf. Kampf.

[Jamie]

Oh, it's cut off by that wire so I can't see. Has officially announced her retirement from OnlyFans.

[Robbie]

Here are her stats.

[Jamie]

67 million earned in three years. Only 506 photos and 33 videos. Is she the undisputed goat of OnlyFans?

[Robbie]

And Jaime, this is nothing that you wouldn't see in a rated R movie. Like, she's not getting, like, banged and blowing guys and stuff. She's just.

[Jamie]

And these are all private paid. Like, is this like the public photo or this is just like, oh, you paid for this. Here's this private.

[Robbie]

You can't even find it. 57. $67 million in three years with no.

[Jamie]

Commission, like, to anyone, or. What is the only fan commission?

[Robbie]

Do we know that back there? How much does only fans take? What percentage does only fans take? 33 videos. $67 million. I feel like you've done more than 33 like acting video.

[Jamie]

Sure. Like the amount of time I spend on a fucking self tape audition that goes nowhere should be making these videos.

[Robbie]

$67 million in three years. And here's the best part. She's like, I'm done.

[Jamie]

Yeah. I'm retired. I don't blame her.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Wow. Jame now I feel like I've only been doing dumb shit because this sounds like the right move.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Jamie, be. Get. Get your. Get your head on straight.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

Get on. Get on Only Fans and start fir out video. I mean that, that's, that's something that's like what are you.

[Jamie]

But look at her. I'm not going to be pulling 67 million wrong.

[Robbie]

I think she started. But Jamie, okay.

[Jamie]

But Jamie, no, this is. Look at her. She has got a rack six times the size of mine. She definitely has a booty.

[Robbie]

You've got Sopranos. Sopranos fans right away. And by the way, I'm not. I don't want you to go on Only Fans. I just think it's interesting like what you could make like as a guy. This doesn't exist. This doesn't exist.

[Jamie]

Okay.

[Robbie]

I go do a porn right now. I'll get $11.

[Jamie]

I want to know what people. Okay. Only people out there that are only fans. People that buy things from people that they like on Only Fans. If I was on Only fans. What would you pay? I'm not going to be nude. It's. Let's say I would do a suggestive photo. What would you pay? So then we get an idea then of what this could be like for me.

[Robbie]

Yeah. This, this isn't. This, this isn't going to get your.

[Jamie]

Why are you laughing?

[Robbie]

This is going to get your kids bullied more at school.

[Jamie]

Why not?

[Chad]

I said. I said let's get Chad in here.

[Robbie]

Oh yeah, we got. Chad's got to dream up. What, what you should. You know what we should do? Can we have Chad put together.

[Jamie]

You have to pay the 12 year old. My 12 year old face on the body though. Because that's.

[Robbie]

That's illegal. But I think we should. We should have. Maybe Chad could put together a presentation for next week of what Jamie's onlyfans could look like if she was.

[Jamie]

Oh, I really appreciate that.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

I think my birthday is in May.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

I'm just saying.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

It's my 44th.

[Robbie]

Incredible.

[Jamie]

Give me my PowerPoint presentation.

[Robbie]

We'll put together a presentation of what.

[Jamie]

You think potential future and then we'll.

[Robbie]

Talk to somebody in finance.

[Jamie]

If you tell me that I could earn $60 million in three years, I might consider it.

[Robbie]

Here's what we could do also. Can we get a girl who's big on onlyfans to talk to her to be like, hey, what do you think Jamie would earn? So we'll get your presentation out. I love when I'm excited for next week already. We'll get your presentation out, and then we'll get some onlyfans girl to be like, hey, what do you think Jamie could. Could get in there and make. Because we want to be realistic. Maybe this is the best of all time.

[Jamie]

Yeah. This girl is, like, stunning.

[Robbie]

Here's the thing. She's good looking, but I think more that would make her better than you is that she's willing to put in the time to really know.

[Jamie]

And I don't have a lot of time.

[Robbie]

Right. It's like, what do these guys want to see? What am I. Oh, okay. I'm.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I'm not gonna be engaging. I'm not gonna, like, talk to you about your day. I don't have.

[Robbie]

You won't even do that with cutter.

[Jamie]

Yeah, like, I don't have the time for.

[Chad]

That's the thing about these, though. They don't either. They just hire like a. No, they hire like a manager. That does it for them. You don't be talking to them. They don't have time for that.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I know. What are you doing?

[Jamie]

So they just like, type.

[Chad]

Hell yeah.

[Unknown]

But that'll be your manager.

[Robbie]

Be our own manager. Or both of you. Yeah. You guys, they. They don't know. It could be eight people, bro.

[Chad]

I know what the dudes want to hear. You kidding me?

[Robbie]

Wow. So you want to be talking horny?

[Jamie]

He's going to talk to the dudes for me. I love it.

[Chad]

I beg. What's up, big man?

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

I'd never say that. Ever.

[Robbie]

Any. Any. What would you charge to have to talk sexy with guys all day as your job as Jamie?

[Chad]

I don't know.

[Jamie]

What do you want?

[Chad]

Call it a 10.

[Jamie]

10K.

[Chad]

10. 10? Yeah.

[Jamie]

Oh, 10%.

[Robbie]

That's not bad.

[Jamie]

Because I think smell.

[Chad]

Here's the thing, and it would be.

[Jamie]

Huh?

[Chad]

What'd you say?

[Jamie]

Six mil, right? If I'm making six million, you make her the goat.

[Chad]

I heard something about smell. Yeah, no, yeah, for sure.

[Robbie]

Six mil. Yeah, there's going to be a six mil coming from here.

[Chad]

What am I smelling?

[Robbie]

Hold on.

[Chad]

What?

[Robbie]

Here's. Here's a little. And this isn't just Showbiz, I'm sure. But here's something that you know about. A good manager makes up for the percentage that he takes. And. And I think he could boost your only fans by 30, 40, 50% if he's saying the right thing. So 10% might be a steal.

[Jamie]

And sue only fans. People, like, really respect the person where they, like, they don't share the shit that they like. If a guy is paying for a photo of me and a convo with me, he's not gonna exploit me and share the shit out there so it.

[Robbie]

Doesn'T end up on the Internet. 99%. Right.

[Chad]

Usually doesn't. Because it's like, why would they pay for that? But also it's like, you're still. You're not gonna do anything that would, like, you know, you said you're not going nude. So what's the, like, the biggest leak they could.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but if you're talking to like, hey, Big Daddy and I, you know, and it's out there in the world that, like, look at Jamie Coleman, Big Daddy. Like, you know what I mean?

[Robbie]

But then you could just be like, oh, that's any, bro.

[Chad]

We talked about this.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah, right here. You'll be like, what? You missed the. The app where we said, it's clearly any.

[Chad]

We gave you the script.

[Robbie]

But here's the thing. Corinne did show her tits. She wasn't doing no tits.

[Jamie]

Yes, Corinna.

[Robbie]

Corinna. For 70 mil, Corinna's showing her tits.

[Chad]

We can work up to that.

[Robbie]

Oh, wow. True. A true Hollywood manager. Yeah, you're really. You got it down, huh?

[Jamie]

If I haven't shown them now, I'm not showing them. Unless this is an Oscar winning role that I'm like, yeah, just do the.

[Chad]

Ones in your computer.

[Jamie]

I was gonna say the.

[Robbie]

So I saw. I saw a video of a porn star I think was Angela White. Shout out Angela White. And she was saying there was a guy who she met at a porn convention who came up to her and was like, oh, my God, I've tried to meet you at some six or however many different conventions, and I couldn't. And she said, why? And he said, because I get in line. And I would jizz. I'd be in line. And she's like, he's like, I would try jerking off before. I tried everything, but I would just get in line. And as soon as I saw you, I would jizz. So I'd have to leave or whatever. And he's like, this is the first time I've made it to the front without jizzing. So my question is, has a guy who's met you in real life or at a convention or something, the few you've done, has a guy ever said anything weird to you or sexual to you or where you're like, okay, no. Nothing.

[Jamie]

No.

[Robbie]

Wow. Well, we gotta do. Now that you're on ymh, I don't.

[Jamie]

Like those types of fans.

[Robbie]

Now that you're on ymh, we gotta get you to another. Yeah, we gotta get PG in line.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but PG was, you know, he just fumbled over his words, but it was really just about my feet and my earrings.

[Chad]

See this? See, I knew. I'm like, yo, she's just being nice because, like, you def. There's no way you haven't got messages like that.

[Jamie]

There's no way you not in person. And I don't, you know, I don't really open public dms, but. No, not in person. Well, you know, I was in the video Jizz in My Pants.

[Robbie]

Well, that's the thing. You don't know. But Chad was supposed to be the third person in the booth. You saw him outside, but by the time he sat down in here, he had. He had already jizzed in his pants. So he. He's not available for this episode, but we'll see him next week, hopefully with a PowerPoint.

[Jamie]

Still have that effect on people. I'm proud.

[Robbie]

Could you imagine, like, being a guy and, like, a woman come up to talk to you and just being like, uh. Like, just from, like, it's. It's just so different. I know. That's like.

[Jamie]

So this happened to this guy because there's, like, a sense memory or, like, seeing he's probably jerked off so much to this woman that, like, the sight of her just immediately, like, ignites that feeling within him. Yeah, right.

[Robbie]

Like, in his. Yeah, it's everything. And also, like, when she's at this porn convention, her tits are out. Like, she's.

[Jamie]

She's not fucking around.

[Robbie]

Like.

[Jamie]

Like full porno.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah. They're not. They're. They're trying to make money.

[Jamie]

How much, I wonder, do those people make, like, convention money?

[Robbie]

Oh, they make a ton. They make more than.

[Jamie]

More than, like, actor convention.

[Robbie]

Yeah, yeah. Because guys are willing to spend way more. Like, what you're willing to do at a convention is take a picture with somebody. They're willing to do a lot.

[Jamie]

You know, I will say I haven't seen the movie Anora that, like, won all the Oscars and the girl won Best Actress, but I Have really respected that. They continually acknowledge the sex worker community. And, like, because I think they had a lot of, you know, talks with some of them and influence and help with how to, you know, display it accurately. But, like, the truth of the matter is, like, I think people look down on it so much, but it's a profession. Like, it's a. It's. It's a. It's the oldest profession in the world, and it's a need that, you know, people have.

[Robbie]

Listen, if I always think of it as, like, my daughter or somebody like, you, like, one of my good friends, like, like, if you're doing porn, I do feel bad. Like, I don't. I don't want it. But if you're doing. Taking pictures of yourself for 70 mil, I'm like, you beat the sis. Like, go. And then for somebody to be like, but you showed your tits. It's like, yo, for 70 mil, like, you're what? Like, you know, instead of working, a.

[Jamie]

Lonely person, feel a little bit happy? Is that what these people are?

[Robbie]

Why they gotta be lonely? What are they gonna be lonely?

[Jamie]

I don't know. It's just. What I assume. People that pay for pictures of strangers they'll never meet could just be horny. Lonely and horny.

[Robbie]

Listen, dudes are just so much hornier than women. It's just forever.

[Jamie]

Like, not has. You've gotten less horny as you've gotten older.

[Robbie]

It's insane how it changes. Like, I. Sometimes you go through a little time where you're, like, I don't know, horny as you speak, and then you just. You're walking through Whole Foods and you see yoga pants and something happens, and you're like, holy shit. Like, I don't even know why I'm here. Like, what was I supposed to like You? Yeah, Everything. And then, like, you know, sometimes it's a week and you're. It's just. It's always changing. But there's. Yeah. No, it's not. Like when I was 15 where, like, you know, you're like. Like, you know, it's like a. You're like a dog with his tongue out when you're, like, 15 and 16.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You know, but then you go through.

[Jamie]

I'm really not looking forward to that time in my household with your boys when I have two teenage boys.

[Robbie]

Well, at least Cutter will be old enough to be a little less horny then.

[Jamie]

I don't think Cutter is the horniest person I've ever met in my whole life.

[Robbie]

Yeah, well, that's because you dangle the carrot. You know, you gotta. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Do you think he would approve of my. If I made that much money, he.

[Robbie]

Would let me do an Olivia for 70 mil. But then also, like, you'd probably be in horn. You're like, you'd be coming out of your. Of your bedroom in these outfits, and he'd be like, whoa, it's got. You know, like, he would. But I think Cutter. I think Cutter would need a guarantee, you know? Like, it would have to be like. Like, you can't stop until you know.

[Jamie]

Who'S taking the photos.

[Robbie]

10 mil. Yeah.

[Jamie]

Him.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Jamie]

I'm not dressing up for anybody else to take those photos. Meaning. You know what I mean? Like, nobody else is, like, holding the phone.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Everyone else will just see them. Have you ever had any crazy job offers that, like, were too sexual for you? Like, have you ever had your manager come with a movie and you're like, no, I can't do that.

[Jamie]

No. I don't think people view me like that. That I had. I had an agent tell me once, jamie, you're not the girl you want to. You're the girl you want to marry.

[Chad]

First of all, wrong. And also, that's a mean ass. That said that. What the.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but I understood what he was trying to say. It was like, I was up for this part, and I didn't get it, because the other girl was just naturally sexier than me. Like, she held herself that way more than I did. And I. I understood the sentiment of what he was saying. It definitely got in my head a little bit at the time. But, like, I just think that there's women that, like, I've never felt like I looked, especially when I was younger, like, other girls on tv, you know what I mean? Like, I. Oh, I didn't look like any of the CW girls when Sopranos was on, you know? Like, I didn't look like. It's just not who I was naturally. So I just always assume that I'm not that.

[Robbie]

But I don't remember. But on Entourage, wasn't your role, like, sexual? It wasn't your first thing, like, jerking him off on a plane?

[Jamie]

Well, you don't see it. They talk about.

[Robbie]

I'm saying that's. But that's. That's somebody who's wanting to. You. If you're jerking off a guy 10 minutes into meeting them, that's a role that's very sexual.

[Jamie]

I. I guess.

[Robbie]

Right.

[Jamie]

I guess. I guess that. But they. They. They were able to position it because it was like, Turtle's girlfriend. Right? The girl. The guy that, like, really didn't pull the girls in the group that, you know. You know what I mean?

[Robbie]

Girlfriend on the plane, you just. You just met him and jerked him off. That's a very. That's like the definition of, like, a sexual scene. Like, what more can they do on.

[Jamie]

A. I guess I think more entourage more than any role I've ever played. Put me sort of in that light.

[Robbie]

And you never had guys who watched Entourage who saw you and said anything inappropriate? Nobody ever. That's crazy that you could make it to this long and show business everything and, like, a guy's never come up to you and said anything inappropriate.

[Jamie]

People have said mean things to me, but never inappropriate.

[Unknown]

I would like to say today we did have a guest come in, and they saw the Not Today pal set, and they said, oh, is that the Soprano kids? I said, yeah. They're like, oh, is Meadow gonna be in today? And he was. He was getting a little nervous, a little drooly. He was really wanting to run.

[Robbie]

Well, he was definitely on YMH if he was drooling.

[Unknown]

So, you admirers, Jamie wants to know who it was.

[Robbie]

We could beep it out. Who was.

[Unknown]

Was an assistant of the guest today.

[Jamie]

That's very sweet.

[Robbie]

Always. Oh, never the bridesmaid. What do they say?

[Jamie]

Never the girl you want to. The girl you want to marry.

[Robbie]

Right. Yeah, but you're always. You know, you just. You didn't start.

[Jamie]

Yeah. You got the assist.

[Robbie]

Hey, you know, you got to start somewhere.

[Jamie]

Please. It's. That's very flattering. Thank you. But it's just. It's just not how I view myself.

[Robbie]

What's the weirdest job offer you've ever had? Have you had any, like, where your manager or somebody calls you or you get a thing where they're like, hey, they're often a lot of money, but it's a little out there or it's a little weird.

[Jamie]

I think it's just more like scripts are just not great, but nothing ever.

[Robbie]

Where you're like, this is bizarre.

[Jamie]

I can't recall in the moment.

[Robbie]

Wow.

[Jamie]

Right now.

[Robbie]

I think we've talked about it.

[Jamie]

I'm sure there have been things.

[Robbie]

But I remember one time I got a call from manager, and he's like, there's a girl who wants to pay you to travel with her. Do you remember that?

[Jamie]

Yeah, that's so. Yeah. I've never had any of those type.

[Robbie]

Of offers because she was. And again, if it was. She was 17. It's because I was 17. But she was. Or like I was 18 or whatever, but it was like. Or maybe it was. Maybe it was. She was like 19 and I was 21. And he, like, he said that she could only travel the world if she had somebody with her who was old enough. Like. Like over 20, whatever. The thing was, this is 20 years ago. And she was like. I asked my dad and he said it would be okay if. If it's you and we'll pay you. And I was like, what?

[Jamie]

Turn it down.

[Robbie]

I don't like to travel. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not a traveler.

[Jamie]

I forgot about that.

[Robbie]

Yeah. But also, I just. I did think that I. I was kind of like, this could be weird.

[Jamie]

I think I did once get, like, invited or flown to some, like, corporate event or, like, corporate, like, Christmas party. And I was just there. Like, I was just like, oh, Meadow's here. So, like, you know, just everyone was just like, coming. I was just like, hired to be somebody at the party, but it was like a ton of money.

[Unknown]

No, you were hired to be the hot girl at the party.

[Robbie]

Oh, the girl everyone wants to at the party. Yeah. Amy.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Way to go. Yeah. No one was paying me to go to potty.

[Chad]

You think they brought you there to mingle? That's it.

[Jamie]

That's what I thought.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

I'm pretty sure I brought my mom with me.

[Robbie]

When. When was this?

[Jamie]

Like, when I was like 19 or. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Wow. That. You know what that is? That's just one creepy dude. There's just one creepy dude who's like, hey, you know What? We got 30 grand or whatever it is to pay to someone to come.

[Jamie]

To this party like that. And it's like, we could pay.

[Robbie]

We could pay a musical act to come. We could pay a magician. It's like, oh, we could have 10 magicians. Or we could just have Jamie. He's like, I'm gonna offer all the money to Jamie Lynn just so I can stare at her. He probably had a one way glass somewhere and was just watching you.

[Jamie]

Wow. I'm just oblivious.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I always like, I don't know. I always like, I go back. I'm like, imagine that started my traveling journey of the world if I just said yes.

[Jamie]

To travel with Rob the backpacker.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, I can't. I was like, no, I don't. I don't like. I don't like to travel. What do we do we have any memory lane by any chance?

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Jamie]

Wow.

[Robbie]

This episode's flying by because we started with the music. That's what you got to do so little Rastafarian music. Talk about grinding and dancing.

[Jamie]

That's Vegas.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Okay, so this is when people paid Rob and I money to show up at a club so people could just look at us in a club and.

[Robbie]

Take pictures of us with cameras that they brought. Unlike now, where you just have it in your phone.

[Jamie]

Can you zoom in on those people's cameras? Cameras down in the dance floor. Look at those little Casio. Is that what they were? No, that. That was not what it's called.

[Robbie]

Was it Nokia? Right? There were Nokia cameras. But I. I remember my friend came with me and he, like, went walking on the Strip, and he came back with, like, a flyer with me and you on it, and it was like.

[Jamie]

Come see Jamie and Rob tonight. That's uncomfortable.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I was like, oh, that's. They're just handing this out and people are like, it'll get away from me. Like, you know, people are trying to handle that flyer and they're like, stop.

[Jamie]

Look at us. We used to.

[Robbie]

Okay, so wait. No, but we usually. We try and figure out when this was. So I'm going to say. Hold on, let me. You always go first and you get it, so let me try. I'm going to say 2007. It might be 2008, but I'm going to say 2007. It's at Caesars in Las Vegas.

[Jamie]

I agree with everything, except I think 2006.

[Unknown]

2007.

[Robbie]

Oh, there we go. We finally. I finally got one. That was it. 2007.

[Unknown]

We're in pure nightclub Las Vegas.

[Robbie]

What do you think?

[Jamie]

This is one of the rare few times where you and I are similar skin color.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Here. And listen, listen. I don't want to get in your head like your ex manager did, but that's the girl you want to marry. That's not the girl you want to fuck.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Come on.

[Jamie]

That's what I mean. This is how I would present myself. You can't see any cleavage.

[Robbie]

You're a sweet lady. There's nothing tie even in Vateland. Like, this is Jamie in Vegas. Could you imagine Jamie on, like, a regular thing? You know, like she. This is as wild as Jaime would get when she was 22. She's got her little curls in her hair, you know? Yeah, she's like a nice little sweet. This is why I got the fucking beanie on. Like, oh, man. There's a story that I want to get your opinion on, which is, again, this is something I find I don't even want to say because it's very controversial. The Dreya de Mateo story.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Tell me. Tell me what you think of this. Jaime.

[Cutter]

My grandfather, I think I want to say he was in the Lucchese family. So he was Lucchese. They said his name was Joe Babes because he was a womanizer. And he used to beat the shit out of my grandmother and he would come home with the lipstick on the neck and, you know, the whole cliche story. But then I looked him up, I googled him and I couldn't believe he was Google able. And it said that he got the name Joe Babes from accidentally shooting a baby. So I was like, okay. My mother hated him and she's written numerous plays about him. But then she would come to forgive him later on in her life. He died at 50 with his face in a plate of spaghetti at the track. And he won. So his men brought home the, I don't know, $3,000 to my grandmother and said, and he's dead.

[Robbie]

How you feel about that game?

[Jamie]

That's some real right there.

[Robbie]

Joey Babes, because he shot a baby.

[Jamie]

Judrea needs to write like a movie on her family.

[Robbie]

100, that is.

[Jamie]

Why isn't she not doing this? We need to text her immediately.

[Robbie]

By the way, when he first. When she first said womanizer, I was like, oh, yeah, I. I didn't. Is. Does. Is womanizer a bad thing?

[Jamie]

I thought this. You thinking of the Britney Spears song? What are you thinking?

[Robbie]

No, I just. I thought a womanizer was like a guy who got a lot of pussy. But is it. Is it actually a bad thing?

[Jamie]

I think a womanizer is like a sleaze. Yeah, like a guy that, like, takes advantage of women.

[Robbie]

Like, can we look. Can you look that up? Look up.

[Jamie]

What is the definition of womanizer?

[Robbie]

Yeah, I just. I didn't know.

[Jamie]

Womanizer. Womanizer. She's a woman. He's a womanizer.

[Robbie]

If Britney's singing about it, I just thought it was like, hey, you got a lot of Womanizer as a series. No, hold on.

[Jamie]

A man who engages in numerous casual sexual. Sexual affairs with women.

[Robbie]

That doesn't sound like a bad guy.

[Chad]

Something good. Isn't Notorious, though. Says Notorious womanizer who married.

[Jamie]

Right?

[Robbie]

No, but that's. That's just using it in a sentence. They could put anything there. They could put, he's a horrible womanizer.

[Jamie]

What is another name for womanizer? That one.

[Robbie]

That doesn't sound like a bad.

[Jamie]

That's a guy who. Around a lot.

[Robbie]

That's what. That's what I'm Saying I thought it was but I didn't know it was like you treat women like cheating on.

[Jamie]

A woman is treating her like yeah.

[Robbie]

But that's not saying what a woman, a womanizer doesn't have to be a cheater. Right.

[Chad]

I think I'd say it's more the stigmas like that they are objectifying women because that's really all that they view them as is like you know, sex buddies and.

[Jamie]

Yeah, right.

[Chad]

They're not really trying to like form connections.

[Robbie]

But if you're like hey, I'm a 22 year old guy, I want to get married, I'm 25 and then now I'm gonna fun and like if you're like oh, he's a womanizer. But like it has to mean like whoa, watch out, he's a womanizer. Like it's a bad. I, I never associated with bad thing but in, in her video it seemed like a very horrible.

[Chad]

I don't, I feel like, you know, I never thought about that before but I feel like being a womanizer kind of has like an age cut off. Like I feel like you can't be a womanizer before, I don't know like 25 or some shit. Like before that it's like yeah, you're just a kid.

[Jamie]

You're just a kid for sure.

[Robbie]

Right. And also like if you like when.

[Jamie]

You'Re in, when you start having serious relationships and things like that, like if.

[Robbie]

You call up a 30 year old guy a womanizer, it's like oh whatever. If you say it about a six year old guy, you're like oh, that's scumbag. You know, like you kind of just feel like you're like ah, get your, get your together. I don't know. You wanted to. You've been strength training, right? Are you still doing that?

[Jamie]

Always.

[Robbie]

But, but I feel like you weren't.

[Jamie]

For a really long time doing it.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you're getting jacked. Is that the goal?

[Jamie]

Wow, I have a little muscle there.

[Robbie]

Shout out only Jamie.

[Jamie]

Save that for only fans are will just be my muscle fans.

[Robbie]

Save that for OnlyFans. Yeah.

[Chad]

Workout picks. 100%.

[Robbie]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And you know, I'm in my 40s that strength training is important at this age, you know.

[Robbie]

And you're doing it with your other lady friends.

[Jamie]

Yeah. Three times a week.

[Robbie]

Three times a week. How's it going?

[Jamie]

It's good. It's hard. I like it. I like, I like, you know, I'm limited physically so anytime I can do anything that makes me feel strong and Challenges me and reminds me that my body works. Works still in ways that I want it to like. I, I like it. So I like strength training. Shout out Aaron O'Leary Stewart. She is the best trainer. I love her. And she has an app called Savor and Sweat which has tons of her workouts and recipes. She's changed our lives. She's the best.

[Robbie]

Check it out. And here, the last thing I want to do for today is there's a video we have of the. The Indian. Can you show this? I want to know what your thoughts are on this, Jamie, because I'm like obsessed with it. But it scares me. But I really. This is in India. Oh, my God. That is absolutely rotten.

[Jamie]

Is that earwax?

[Robbie]

Yeah. So there's these guys on the street in India who they're standing there with tweezers. You roll up on them. Oh my. That is rotten, bro. And he's touching it. Okay. You're very close to like going through something. Oh, whoa, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Look at that. That is absolutely.

[Jamie]

What the hell is this guy doing?

[Robbie]

So in, in India, these guys are.

[Jamie]

Just like a worm.

[Robbie]

I know. That's what's in people's ears. You're just standing. These guys are standing on the street.

[Jamie]

It makes me want to go home today and like clean my kids ears.

[Robbie]

I know. No, but you got to do this. Like, you can't do this. Like you, you, these, this guy's like trained professional. You, you could fuck them up.

[Jamie]

I mean, I've talked, I've talked about it with you before. That like my favorite sensation is like a Q tip in my ear.

[Robbie]

Of course I would, I would love. I, I want to get the wax pulled out of my ears.

[Jamie]

Like, I want that so bad.

[Robbie]

But you know what really got me.

[Jamie]

But I don't want to look at it.

[Robbie]

And I saw that people in the comments said also this really got me the number one thing I couldn't stop thinking about when I watched this video. Can you show the first clip again? Oh, look how busy the streets are. If somebody bumps into him, you're like, oh, my God, that is absolutely rotten. He's got. Can you just pause on like the, the thing where he has the thing in his ear and there's people like, if this person coming by bumps that.

[Jamie]

Woman in the pink loses her balance.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you have. Your brain is on a stick. That, that is, that is some dangerous. Like, I'd be like, yo, we got to go somewhere more private, buddy. We're not doing this on.

[Jamie]

But also these People know what they're doing.

[Robbie]

I would never let somebody do this guy's flicking off some.

[Jamie]

I wouldn't let anything. Anybody on the street do something like this to me, but this does. I would pay a lot of money at a spa to get this done.

[Robbie]

Would any of you guys let somebody on the street in India do this? Sure.

[Chad]

Yeah, it. Why not?

[Jamie]

When I. When I first got to India, Wow. Two year. Two years ago, when I went. When. One of. One of our first stops in India, because we were there with this whole camera crew, whatever, and we were getting ready to leave our first location there was. And I. I'm in complete culture shock in India. I mean, like, if you've never been. And literally, it's the most cultural shock you'll ever have. There are these naked men covered in what, looking like ash, and they come over and they immediately approach you. And he went up to one of the camera guys and kind of was, like, doing something around him, and then, like, grabbed something from his pocket, went, and, like, put this shit all over him. And then one of the locals, like, came up to us and he was like, oh, he just blew human ash all over you. It's like a blessing of sorts. But he. The guy was just covered in human ash.

[Robbie]

I'd rather that than somebody shove that thing in my ear on the street. I'd rather someone blow a human on me than do that. A lot of things I couldn't. But I also, at the same time, I really want it. Like, I wanted to get that pulled out of my ear. Could you imagine the feeling?

[Jamie]

Satisfaction? Oh, my God. How clean. I don't even. Maybe we don't even know how good we could feel.

[Robbie]

Well, that's the thing. I think. What makes this stuff worse and what makes our earwax so bad these days? Because we're always shoving these things in our ears, and that's just pushing it in and in and in.

[Jamie]

Should we book a flight to India.

[Robbie]

Or should we have, like, an ear, nose and throat doctor come in here and do our ears and with, like, the wax. With like. No, like a real. They have, like, a thing on that's attached to a camera so you can watch.

[Jamie]

I don't want to look. I don't know.

[Robbie]

Did I. Did I send that other video?

[Chad]

You can do the. The flush one of the ear cleaning.

[Unknown]

No, I only got this one.

[Robbie]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chad]

Have you guys seen the one where they flush it out?

[Robbie]

Yeah, it's like they shoot water in there, right?

[Jamie]

That's awesome.

[Chad]

I did that as a kid, because I think I had, like, an infection or something. Yo, that feels crazy. And it feels so clean afterwards, it's nuts.

[Jamie]

My friend Becca swore she had something in her ear, and somebody poured water in the ear and a spider came crawling out.

[Robbie]

Get out of here. How long was it in there?

[Jamie]

Like, she felt it for like an hour or two. Like, she swore something was in there, and then somebody was like, if you pour because, you know, your. Your ear canal goes nowhere. There's like, you know, it just. There's no. It doesn't go to your brain. It doesn't go into your body. It's just.

[Robbie]

I didn't know that.

[Jamie]

Yeah, it's completely blocked, so.

[Robbie]

Really?

[Jamie]

Yeah. So when you pour water in there, they have nowhere to go but come out.

[Robbie]

See, I thought that. I didn't think if you pour water in your ear, it goes to your brain, obviously, but I thought, like, if you stuck that. That those tweezers in, you're getting. I mean, obviously you are, right. You're getting to your brain, but I can't do that. Yeah.

[Jamie]

I mean, you could damage your canal.

[Robbie]

Right. Obviously. I knew, like, when you jump in a pool, you're not getting water in your brain.

[Jamie]

Right, Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

Huh.

[Jamie]

Well, you're welcome. You've learned some new things today. Hopefully.

[Robbie]

That's a show. That's an ep. Thanks for joining.

[Jamie]

Everyone falls in love sometimes. Go grind with your partner tonight.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

Go grind with somebody.

[Robbie]

Go grind with somebody.

[Jamie]

Go live life. Go do dumb.

[Robbie]

Get their. Get their consent.

[Jamie]

Hey, battery.