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Easter Belfridge
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Ed Gamble
Preva.
Easter Belfridge
Hey.
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Ed Gamble
Welcome to the Offman podcast. Taking the thin melba toast of conversation, spreading on the chicken liver pate of humour. And what else you put on that? Like a sort of sweet chutney, maybe? Do you like a bit of chutney with that, James?
James Acaster
That is a gamble. My name is Jam. My name is James Acaster. Together we own a dream restaurant. And every single week we invite in a guest and we ask them their favorite ever start a main course dessert cider shan drink. Not in that order. And this week our guest is Easter Belfridge.
Ed Gamble
Easter Belfridge is a wonderful chef. James creates incredible cookbooks and of course created one of your favorite dishes.
James Acaster
My God.
Ed Gamble
And mine, actually.
James Acaster
Corn lasagna. So amazing.
Ed Gamble
The habanero prawn lasagna.
James Acaster
I had it on live television on Sunday brunch and I wolfed it down, ate it all.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And I think, I believe I even finished ksis.
Ed Gamble
I. What a celebrity life you lead, James.
James Acaster
That's what happens when you go on Sunday brunch, man.
Ed Gamble
So many Showbiz anecdotes. Finishing KSI's lasagna.
James Acaster
What you want to be doing on Sunday brunch is ending up on the bill with people who, you know, have a very strict eating exercise ratio, training
Ed Gamble
for his, like, boxing or something.
James Acaster
Yeah. So you want someone when they're like, okay, I can try everything, but I can't go nuts. I've got to eat at certain times. And you're like, great, Because I love this.
Ed Gamble
I'm having yours.
James Acaster
I want to have your prawn lasagne. And you have no idea.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
How much. Like, I'm the one who slanted on their feet.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Like, good luck winning that boxing match.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
But I'M the champ.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, you're the champ.
James Acaster
Very excited to talk to Easter, especially because that's one of my favorite bites of all time.
Ed Gamble
Yes. Easter also co wrote Flavor, which was an Ottolenghi Test kitchen book. We, of course, have had Jotam Ottolenghi on the pod.
James Acaster
Yes. And he was so patient with us.
Ed Gamble
He was so patient with us. Will Easter be as patient with us? I think she listens to the pod, so I doubt it.
James Acaster
We'll certainly be us trying.
Ed Gamble
Yes. We're difficult people.
James Acaster
Yes. So we will do our best in that regard and we'll see if we do a head in or not.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Isa's latest book is called Mezcla. Go and get it. But go and get any of her books or any books that she's been involved in. Truly wonderful stuff. But if she says the secret ingredient, which we have pre decided upon, she will be removed from the restaurants, regardless of how good she is at cooking and that.
James Acaster
Yes. And this week, the secret ingredient is Easter eggs.
Ed Gamble
Sorry, Easter eggs. So sorry.
James Acaster
Easter eggs. Listen, this is like the 800th episode or something. We said so many secret ingredients and Easter. Your first name spelled different.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
But sounds like Easter is in Easter eggs. So we've. We've just gone for that and we don't think you're going to pick it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
So that's good.
Ed Gamble
I do like an Easter egg.
James Acaster
I love an Easter egg.
Ed Gamble
It just tastes different.
James Acaster
I love an Easter egg. And they come up before in the podcast and we say about how when we were kids, we thought they would just be giant versions of cream eggs and be full of all the stuff. But you know what? As an adult, I'm glad they're not. I like that. It's just that the perfect thickness of milk chocolate. I prefer dairy milk in Easter egg form. And there's something about it. There's something about it that tastes pure nostalgia. It tastes different.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
It tastes like. That's an Easter eggman. I can be blindfolded. You could give me a square of dairy milk and then some Easter egg chocolate.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Loads of different forms of dairy milk in different ways. I would be able to pinpoint that's the Easter egg.
Ed Gamble
Because they're different shapes.
James Acaster
No, not because of the shape, but
Ed Gamble
that's how you would taste it.
James Acaster
Different. It would taste different.
Ed Gamble
I quite like those fancy ones as well. Like the hotel chocolate ones that you need a hammer and chisel to get apart. Because they're so thick.
James Acaster
Yes. Yeah. And they got, like, designs on them, but they're not just a smooth egg. It's like Cadbury's not a smooth egg. Yeah. But I mean, like the designs on the posh ones are like, that's why they're so thick.
Ed Gamble
Is it like a painting? Like a self.
James Acaster
A whole medallion on there?
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And like a coat of arms.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And then you're like, that's when you know that's real. That's real Royalty. Royal egg.
Ed Gamble
This is the off menu menu of Easter belfry.
James Acaster
Easter Belfridge.
Ed Gamble
Welcome Easter to the dream restaurant.
Easter Belfridge
Oh my gosh.
James Acaster
Welcome Easter Belfage to the dream restaurant. Best buddy you've a sun time.
Easter Belfridge
I've been waiting for that all my life.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
James Acaster
Did it match up?
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. I mean, it's more beautiful that I couldn't have imagined.
James Acaster
Thank you very much.
Ed Gamble
I'd imagine the bit of your life before this podcast was a thing was a very confusing time for you waiting for that specifically.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, it really was. It was. I was. I felt like I was blind and now I see.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Everything clicked the moment this podcast came on the scene.
Easter Belfridge
Exactly.
James Acaster
So I bet a lot of people felt like that when our podcast came on the scene.
Easter Belfridge
I think you've changed many, many lives.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
You've certainly made me laugh a hell of a lot.
James Acaster
Oh, yeah. Yeah. This guy makes me laugh all the time.
Ed Gamble
So does this guy.
Easter Belfridge
I'm actually really intrigued. Well, I can't wait to like see your laugh because I don't know if anyone's ever told you that your laugh sounds really fake.
Ed Gamble
Does it?
Easter Belfridge
Don't you think so? Whenever he laugh, it sounds really fake. So I'm like, I can't wait to see your actual facial expressions.
Ed Gamble
Imagine if at no point I laugh in this episode.
Easter Belfridge
Well, that is going to be.
James Acaster
He could be in his own head now.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Yeah.
James Acaster
He could be thinking about it too much.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Have you never thought that that is fake? It sounds fake. You obviously see his facial expressions when he laughs.
Ed Gamble
But like my face goes everywhere when I laugh as well.
Easter Belfridge
I can't wait.
Ed Gamble
All over the place.
James Acaster
He's part of a trio. Him and Tom Neenan and Anish Kumar, who all went to Univers together, all have big loud laughs and they really just like their whole entire body and everything, there's so much joy. They're not just laughing and enjoying what has made them laugh. They're also just. You can tell the feeling of laughing makes them happy. And you can see all three of them on their faces are like, this is so lovely. I love it.
Ed Gamble
Does the Feeling of laughter not make you happy?
James Acaster
Yeah, but you guys are like. It's like a drug. Like, you really see the three of you, you just completely immersed in it. You let yourself go.
Ed Gamble
I've had different laughs throughout my life as well.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, really? Do you work on them?
Ed Gamble
No, I think the only time I consciously changed my laugh was I got really into laughing. Like Lou from Neighbours. Do you remember Lou from Neighbours?
Easter Belfridge
Do an impression.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, the older guy.
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Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harold Bishop's frenemy.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, really?
James Acaster
I didn't know that. Oh, my God.
Easter Belfridge
Harold Bishop. What? Blast from the past.
James Acaster
What happened to Harold in the end? I didn't really.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, it's still going.
Ed Gamble
No, I think it's finished now. Cause it went to Amazon.
Easter Belfridge
What?
Ed Gamble
And starred Mischa Barton from the OC for a bit.
Easter Belfridge
You're kidding me.
Ed Gamble
No, I'm not at all. She cropped up in Neighbours. So Harold Bishop obviously got washed off a rock.
Easter Belfridge
Obviously.
Ed Gamble
Back in the day. He got washed off a rock?
James Acaster
What does it mean?
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, what do you mean? Speaking of being washed off a rock, did you hear about the surfer guy who went surfing off the coast of Sydney and then disappeared, and a day later they found him stranded on an abandoned island, like, miles and miles away? Anyway, sorry.
Ed Gamble
No, that's. I mean, that's. That's impressive because that's real life, but for neighbors, that wouldn't cut it.
Easter Belfridge
No, no. What was really funny is that I'd never heard of this island. And I looked up on Google Maps and people had already, like, within hours of the news piece coming out, people had already started leaving reviews saying, like, great place for a break if you get washed up at sea. Wow.
James Acaster
Who's doing that?
Easter Belfridge
I know, I don't know. I know.
James Acaster
That's a very specific type of person
Easter Belfridge
and I don't know why.
Ed Gamble
Anyway, he got washed off a rock. Then Madge just found his glasses in a little rock pool. It was very sad. I remember that when I was a kid. Years later, he turns up again. He's completely lost his memory.
Easter Belfridge
Was it on that island, Governor's Island?
Ed Gamble
It might have been on the. Straight to the island. I think he just went a bit round the coast and then he thought his name was Ted and he was in the Salvation Army.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, wow. Okay.
James Acaster
I should watch Neighbors.
Easter Belfridge
You need to catch up on 15 years of neighbours. I'm doing, like, every day for.
James Acaster
Anyway, but it has finished now, so we know there's a finite amount of episodes. We could start binging.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, I think that's a bad idea, actually.
James Acaster
No, no, no, I think that's a great idea. It'll be really good.
Ed Gamble
That's a new pod of all the shows to watch.
James Acaster
Yeah, we could do a pod, the three of us. You're out. Great. Bonita. We can do a pod, the three of us. And we just watch all of Neighbors from the start.
Ed Gamble
But we have to watch the same episode twice a day because that's how they used to show it.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Easter Belfridge
That sounds really fun. Like a really great use of my time.
Ed Gamble
Yes, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
How have you been using your time though, lately?
Easter Belfridge
How have I been using my time? Well, mainly always just eating or thinking about food, which is as I imagine you guys do as well. I just did a pop up last night and so I'm like slightly hungover from having only two margaritas after service.
James Acaster
But how was that? So pop up? So, like, is this. Was this the first night of the pop up?
Easter Belfridge
It was one. It was a one night only thing at the standard. Have you been to Decimo at the top of the standard?
Ed Gamble
No, no, I've been to the bottom of the standard.
Easter Belfridge
You absolutely must go to the top.
Ed Gamble
Okay. You've got to go to the top.
Easter Belfridge
You've got to go to the top. So there's a restaurant at the top of the standard. Beautiful views, like such nice deco. Kind of like feels like 70s Californian, Mexican. Like cactuses. And anyway, really, really nice. The food there is incredible. It's like Mexican, Spanish. And the head chef there, Paola, is just. She makes incredible tacos. Anyway, I did a pop up there last night, so I've been cooking there for the last two days. I feel a bit mental, actually.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And like elbow deep in prawns for the last two days.
James Acaster
A lot of prawns.
Easter Belfridge
A lot of prawns.
Ed Gamble
We should talk about prawn. We should talk about the prawn lasagna up top.
James Acaster
Loved it so much. Best thing I've ever had to eat on Sunday. Bunch. I know it doesn't sound like a
Easter Belfridge
compliment, but honestly, I almost can't. Maybe I did. I shed a little tear when I heard that. But honestly, it is because I know how much you love lasagne. I have heard, yeah. To hear that you loved it that much was actually like life changing.
James Acaster
I think about it a lot. I wolfed it down every time there's any kind of lasagnas on menus. I look to see if there's prawns in it now, and there never is, and I get really disappointed.
Ed Gamble
But that's good. No one's trying it. No one's trying to copy it.
Easter Belfridge
No, not yet, anyway. I've seen some, like. I mean, there's obviously you can get, like, seafood lasagnas, and I've seen some people do some crab lasagnas recently, which sound really good, but no, I've also never seen a prawn. Lasagna. Yeah, but, yeah, it is. I. I got a lot of flack. Is flack a word?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, from the lasagna. From the lasagna. Flack.
James Acaster
You got flack?
Easter Belfridge
I got flack from people who.
Ed Gamble
A lot of slack would be them going like, yeah, go for it.
James Acaster
Yeah, do what you want.
Ed Gamble
Flak, flack.
Easter Belfridge
From people saying, like, who do you think you are cooking of prawn for that long? Like, prawns need to be just, like, pan fried. And I'm like, I'm telling you to make it into a ragu. And I cook it slowly. And people are like, are you mental? But it does work.
Ed Gamble
Who's giving you flack?
Easter Belfridge
There are the people.
Ed Gamble
Lasagna people.
James Acaster
The people, they say, who do you think you are?
Easter Belfridge
They say, who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you
James Acaster
could applaud for that long?
Easter Belfridge
The prawn police.
James Acaster
Yeah, I suppose that's the thing that they're getting angry about. I thought they're going to get angry that you're even putting prawns in a lasagna, but it's. How long. Upset about how long you're cooking it for? Yeah, furious.
Easter Belfridge
No, that's. I mean, people get upset about a lot of things, but they really have strong feelings about how long you cook a brawn.
Ed Gamble
Wow.
Easter Belfridge
And I'm here to tell you, you can make it into a ragu, anyone's job.
James Acaster
You look at it and you just think, oh, I bet. I bet they don't get that much, you know, grief from people. Yeah, I bet. Or I bet I can imagine what the complaints are every time you speak to someone about their job. The things that people get angry about are absolutely beyond what you could have imagined or ever predicted.
Easter Belfridge
No, it is.
James Acaster
How dare you cook a prawn for that long? Who do you think you are?
Ed Gamble
Who do you think you are? Is such a funny thing to say.
James Acaster
Yeah, really funny.
Easter Belfridge
I actually feel like I've, like, reached peak prawn now. I think I'm actually over them. There's actually no prawns on my menu, which is bonkers, because everyone who knows me knows me as, like, the prawn.
Ed Gamble
Lady, I hope that's not true.
Easter Belfridge
No one's actually ever called me that. But, I mean, everyone knows that I'm obsessed with prawns. And there's not. I only just realized there's not one prawn on this menu.
Ed Gamble
Well, I think if last night you. You were elbow deep in prawns.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, specifically, the last thing you want
Ed Gamble
to talk about is prawns. You don't want prawns on your dream
Easter Belfridge
menu at this point. Absolutely not.
James Acaster
What do you think about. You're the best person to ask this. There's a few people on the podcast, I think. I've maybe asked this question too, but never before. I've been so excited about the answer. What do you think about prawn cocktail crisps? Oh, the flavour, specifically. How authentic is it?
Ed Gamble
As opposed to.
Easter Belfridge
Huh.
Ed Gamble
Of course the flavour.
Easter Belfridge
Of course the flavor. Well, the flavor. Okay. Prawn cocktail crisps. I haven't had them in a really, really, really, really long time. I think the only ones I've had are just like the pink walkers ones. Used to think they were delicious. I don't think they taste anything like prawn. They're just sort of like a bit tangy, which is not really what a prawn is. Well, actually, no, haven't. Yeah, Prawn cocktail. Yes, yes. It's supposed to be ketchup, mayo, prawns.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I guess so. But it's. It's that. That it tastes of. It tastes of ketchup, I guess.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, it tastes of. Does it taste of prawn or does it just taste of ketchup?
Ed Gamble
I'm not getting any prawn.
Easter Belfridge
I think it's just like, ketchup with, like an erdo, like seafood seasoning. But it's not like I'm not getting prawn, but I do like them. I'm not a massive crisp person.
Ed Gamble
So you're a prawn lady.
Easter Belfridge
I'm a. I'm prawn lady, but I'm not crisp person.
James Acaster
You can't be both.
Easter Belfridge
No, I can't. You're not allowed to be both.
Ed Gamble
Actually, I'm not a crisp. A crisp guy.
Easter Belfridge
No.
Ed Gamble
Really? You know, people.
James Acaster
You're truffle crisps. You love them.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, I do not like truffle crisps.
James Acaster
Oh, really?
Ed Gamble
See, I like the Torres truffle crisps. So great.
Easter Belfridge
I know. I can't bear that smell.
James Acaster
Really?
Easter Belfridge
You in the same camp?
James Acaster
No, but my partner is in that camp. So like now I'm, you know, anytime. I do smell truffles or anything like that. And we're together, I'm like, we got. I gotta get her out of here. Because as soon as she smells that,
Easter Belfridge
she's gonna find there's hardly any emotion on your face.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, well, no, I just enjoyed it.
James Acaster
Busted little spider.
Ed Gamble
Just trying to enjoy myself.
Easter Belfridge
Isa, that did not look real.
James Acaster
Yeah. You didn't think my truffle anecdote was funny?
Ed Gamble
Are you telling me I have had that? I have been accused of that before for having. For having dead eyes when I laugh, but I can't really do anything about it.
Easter Belfridge
No. But I think hopefully it'll get more animated.
Ed Gamble
No, no, no. That was it. That's as far as we go.
James Acaster
Do a podcast about being told you got dead eyes when you laugh.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, that's good. Good idea.
James Acaster
We could call it Laugher Boy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Lava Boy.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
What?
James Acaster
Laugh.
Ed Gamble
Just ignore it.
Easter Belfridge
Laugher Boy. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's a good one.
James Acaster
We will start with still love sparkling water. Do you have a preference, Easter?
Easter Belfridge
I absolutely do have a preference. And actually, I'm gonna have to steal someone's ideas. One of your previous guests. One of my favorite episodes.
Ed Gamble
Great. It's only happened on one occasion. Maybe when someone's stolen one idea, I'm
Easter Belfridge
stealing the idea and enhancing it to my taste. Is that right?
Ed Gamble
Rather than the dish itself. It's the idea.
Easter Belfridge
It's the idea. It's the execution. So, May Martin, living legend.
James Acaster
Congratulations, May.
Easter Belfridge
They wanted, I think, water from a babbling brook. And when I heard that, I was like, what better way to receive water? But I'm an absolutely a sparkling water girl obsessed with sparkling water. Inject it into my veins. So I would like sparkling water.
Ed Gamble
That's a terrible idea, by the way.
Easter Belfridge
That would actually be horrendous. Imagine sparkling water.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Famously bubbles going into the veins.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, yeah. Instant heart attack. Instant stroke. Okay, so maybe not into the veins, but yes, the babbling brook. So straight from the babbling brook. Very cold sparkling water. Short glass. Like this kind of thing.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Hate tall glasses. Despise tall. I don't actually know why I knew someone was going to ask me that when I said I hate glasses. One of you. But I don't have a reason.
James Acaster
Who do you think you are?
Easter Belfridge
Who do I think I am? I don't know. I wonder why it is. I think. I think I feel like there's less room for things like if you get a tall glass and it's like, if it's full of ice, there's just not really barely any liquid in There. Yeah, but is that the only reason? Also?
James Acaster
I feel like people are going to come back with for that. They're going to go, what if I have a short glass? It's full of ice.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, well, I actually have a note here on my notes, say three ice cubes.
Ed Gamble
Oh, okay.
James Acaster
Standard size.
Easter Belfridge
Medium. Medium size. Like that. Is that medium size?
Ed Gamble
That looks standard size, doesn't it?
James Acaster
Standard, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, all right. Well, standard. Three standard ice cubes, cubes, Cold sparkling water from a babbling brook and a bit of lime. But not like super limey, just like medium lime. Medium lime, Medium ice cubes, medium glass.
James Acaster
You love lime. You love the lime bites.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, I love lime.
James Acaster
Before we started recording, all these was talking about was lime bites. And she was shocked we hadn't been on line bike yet.
Easter Belfridge
All three of you.
James Acaster
Yeah. Benito.
Easter Belfridge
Benito included.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Who is not wearing a sombrero.
James Acaster
Which you.
Ed Gamble
Something else we put a pin in to come back to is you imagine when you're listening, you imagine the great Benito to be wearing a sombrero.
Easter Belfridge
I imagined him to be a Mexican man wearing a sombrero.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
But no, I mean, the listeners will never know.
James Acaster
Well, they will now.
Ed Gamble
They will know.
Easter Belfridge
They know that he's not a Mexican man with a sombrero, but they don't know much more than that.
James Acaster
They've got one thing to cross off the list. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
This is the longest game of guess whoever.
James Acaster
Yeah. Okay, so the Mexican man in a sombrero.
Ed Gamble
Flip down the picture of the Mexican guy. That's not him.
James Acaster
Now we've got a lot more to go.
Ed Gamble
I kind of agree with the tall, thin glasses.
Easter Belfridge
No.
Ed Gamble
But I find sometimes the short glasses, if there's some ice in there, if it's like a cocktail or something, I drink it too quickly because. Because of the big mouth hole.
Easter Belfridge
But do you think that you drink a tall drink slower?
Ed Gamble
I think it feels like I do because it looks like there's more level in it. Do you know what I mean?
James Acaster
This guy, no matter how big the drink, two gulps and he's done.
Easter Belfridge
Me too.
Ed Gamble
I'm a gulper.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, I'm a gulper.
James Acaster
Big sips. It doesn't even like make any noise. It's just like facial expressions, completely dead eyes. Literally. Like people say about people drinking like a fish. It's literally like a fish, though. Like just like mouth opens and it's all just gone.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
No noise, no nothing.
Ed Gamble
What's the point in taking time over it? I want another. I want another one. I want to try Something else.
Easter Belfridge
I think a medium amount of time is also good in this respect.
Ed Gamble
You're obsessed with medium.
Easter Belfridge
I do. I am. I think medium is where it's at. Not too little, not too much.
Ed Gamble
I'll tell you what the glass is these really trendy glasses. You've been to loads of these places, I'd imagine. They're almost like, completely shallow. They're like little cat bowls.
Easter Belfridge
No,
Ed Gamble
they are like little cat bowls.
James Acaster
I know. I know what you mean. It's like they've taken a glass, like a standard tumbler.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And they've cut that in half.
Ed Gamble
It's a demi tumbler.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
No, I don't like those either. This, I think, is slightly too big for my liking. I would like it to be sort of that big.
Ed Gamble
Okay.
James Acaster
But anyway, keep on saying semantics, doing visual references.
Easter Belfridge
This is a. Oh, he's filming it.
James Acaster
Well, he loves it now. He's filming it. Puts on YouTube. It's a nice.
Easter Belfridge
I don't know where the cameras are, but this is the glass. We're referring to one right there.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah, yeah, we got it. We got it.
James Acaster
He's obsessed. He's obsessed with it. All he talks about is filming it now. And you're playing into his hands by doing, like, it's this much and stuff like that. He's loving it. He's sitting there going, this is why I started the YouTube channel. Awful pop lobster Belfage, Pop rubs or bread.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God, I've been waiting for that.
James Acaster
No, you haven't. I bet you did.
Ed Gamble
You were gobsmacked.
Easter Belfridge
I was literally staring right out at you. And you got me. Fucking hell. Excuse me, Am I. You're allowed to swear? What is allowed? Yeah, because.
James Acaster
Come on, you're a fan of the pod. You know, we let it fly.
Easter Belfridge
God, I'm slightly hungover. And, yeah, I really almost threw up my heart just then.
Ed Gamble
That's the ultimate episode when you surprise someone so much they throw up.
James Acaster
Then I'd be like, bonito. You were right. We should film it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
She threw her heart up.
Ed Gamble
And that's a clip.
James Acaster
That's a clip. Bam. Beating heart on the table.
Ed Gamble
Eight million views.
James Acaster
Yeah. We did it.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God. Well done.
James Acaster
Thank you.
Easter Belfridge
Well done, sir.
James Acaster
Thank you very much. Number one podcast.
Easter Belfridge
I'm also sad that you're not dressed up as a genie, but I should probably go to one of the live shows for that, right? You do dress up, right? No, no, never.
Ed Gamble
We've got a lamp. We've got a big lamp on the stage for the Live show, I jump
James Acaster
out of the lamp. Sure. But I'm not dressing up.
Easter Belfridge
Fair enough.
Ed Gamble
For the live shows we wear our own merch.
Easter Belfridge
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
James Acaster
Clever. That is small because first tour we had our own merch. On second tour we got the merch, which is pictures of us on the last tour. So we're wearing the merch from the last one.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, the inception thing.
James Acaster
We keep doing that forever.
Ed Gamble
The next show is next, next year. It's going to be. It's going to blow people's minds. They're not going to know where they
Easter Belfridge
have on the back.
James Acaster
Tour dates.
Ed Gamble
I think, or I've never checked really.
James Acaster
I think it's been toured out.
Easter Belfridge
Never check.
Ed Gamble
I just put it on.
Easter Belfridge
My heart is still beating. My God.
James Acaster
Really good.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, you should be.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look very proud.
James Acaster
Yeah, I'm really proud of myself. It's been a while since I've got people, really. Series one, I was getting them every single episode.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
James Acaster
And now it's like.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, I knew to expect it, I just didn't know when. Anyway, poppadom's all bread.
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
I'm gonna go. Well, I'm not really a massive poppadom person either. Not a bread gal or a pop. No, I do like bread. I'm gonna go with like grilled, really grilled, olive oily, garlicky bread with chicken liver pate. But not like. Not like a whipped chicken liver pate, like a Tuscan. I know you love it, but I think you love the.
Ed Gamble
I just love it.
Easter Belfridge
I just love crunchy, creamy, whippy one.
Ed Gamble
Hello. I love.
Easter Belfridge
I just love it, but I don't want that one. I want like a Tuscan style. Kind of like it's more sort of bitty and textured. Bitty and texture doesn't sound good. To be fair. That was a fair reaction, but do you know what I mean? Like sagey anchovy. Anchovy heavy. I still love that crostini. But like the bread has to be super grilled. Cat food is a bit like. It does smell like cat food.
James Acaster
Not smell it, but it just looks like.
Ed Gamble
No, but it does. When you are.
Easter Belfridge
Can you not talk about my, my, my bread and poppadom starter like this?
James Acaster
Please get ready. I speak my mind.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, okay, fair enough. But I am obsessed with chicken liver.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
In a very, very. I'm actually liver full stop. I'm actually in a club called the Liver Lovers.
James Acaster
Go on.
Easter Belfridge
Self confessed.
James Acaster
How many people in the Liver Lovers?
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
For Shout Out Flick Melek, Holly and Myself.
James Acaster
Yeah. How did it start?
Easter Belfridge
Just a mutual love of liver, really.
Ed Gamble
But did you know each other previously? Or did you. Did your eyes. Did your eyes meet across a butcher's
Easter Belfridge
counter across a big piece of liver? No, we've not. We knew each other previously. We've known each other for a long time. Well, Melek less so. Maybe like three years. And Flick and Holly longer. Anyway, whatever. We all love liver. Whenever, like, we bonded over, like, Turkish, like, lamb's liver with sort of like crispy fat, you know?
James Acaster
Yeah, that sounds good.
Easter Belfridge
And then we did have grand plans to like, visit every Turkish restaurant in London to try their lamb's liver. We've only been to one, but that's a very. We are still. I know it's. It's not good. It's not good. But we are the liver lovers and I do love liver, so I'm gonna start with chicken liver crostini.
Ed Gamble
How often is the. Really Admiral attempts to try and move it off the liver lover group there, by the way, but that's not gonna happen for a long time. Just to let you know. How often is it like a WhatsApp group?
Easter Belfridge
It is a WhatsApp group that's really the most action that's happening.
James Acaster
Just, like, read us some stuff from the liver lovers, the WhatsApp group.
Easter Belfridge
I don't have my phone here. I didn't bring my phone into the.
Ed Gamble
What? I wanna know how often the WhatsApp group's been updated. How. How often is someone dropping in liver relevant content?
Easter Belfridge
You're making me feel really bad now because we actually don't talk about living that much. We basically just plan, like, let's all meet up and go for dinner and eat liver. Who's free on this day? And then it just never happens.
James Acaster
Never happens.
Easter Belfridge
God, it's a terrible club, isn't it?
Ed Gamble
It's a bad club.
James Acaster
Yeah, it's a pretty bad club, I think. I mean, after this podcast, you know, go on there and go, guess what? I talked about the liver lovers.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
On a podcast. And the world's gonna know about us, guys. I mean, surely you're gonna tell them.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, God. I would love any listeners to maybe like, comment with their favorite liver so I know where to go.
James Acaster
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, they'll definitely let you know where the best liver is.
Easter Belfridge
I don't want to talk about the liver lovers anymore. I feel deeply embarrassed that we haven't actually eaten that much liver together. But we do all love liver.
Ed Gamble
Do you ever talk about the sort of bad reputation that liver has. Amongst the general population.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, yeah, we know. We're, like, cooler than most.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't say that.
Easter Belfridge
No, but I did. You know, you have to have, like, a certain je ne sais quoi to love liver, I think.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Not. Not. Not every regular guy. Most people don't love it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
So, yeah. But the liver pate, when it is creamy and smooth, I think is delicious.
Easter Belfridge
It's so good.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God.
Ed Gamble
It does smell of cat food, though. But that is not an insult because sometimes when I'm feeding my cat.
Easter Belfridge
This is not going well. This is not going well. Picture the scene. We're in Tuscany.
James Acaster
I just made a confession.
Easter Belfridge
What did you say?
James Acaster
You went right over it because you're so. We've got in your head about the liver. But, like, he just said he wants to eat his cat's cat food.
Easter Belfridge
Wait, what?
Ed Gamble
Sometimes I'm feeding my cat and I'm like, it does smell like cat food, but it looks human. Looks like human food. We've started giving our cat soup.
James Acaster
Really?
Ed Gamble
Cat soup?
Easter Belfridge
Cat soup made of.
Ed Gamble
I mean, to me, it just looks like chicken and this. I think the one this morning was like, chicken and pea. You can actually see chicken and pea and there's like a lot of like.
Easter Belfridge
Do they eat the peas? Yeah. My dog used to, like, eat around the peas when we gave him leftovers.
Ed Gamble
Right? No, no pigs eating the peas.
James Acaster
Do you give him some bread to mop it up with afterwards, Like a gentleman.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Give him his little spoon.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Tuck his napkin in, sweetie.
James Acaster
Some cat food. You see it or some pet food. You see it advertised? Yes, yes. Sometimes you see it advertised and it says, tested by humans. And you're like, who has got that?
Ed Gamble
What grim humans doing that?
Easter Belfridge
It is literally just a bit of meat.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, sure.
Easter Belfridge
So it's not that big a deal.
Ed Gamble
But what is the smell, though? Because if it is just a bit of meat, why does it smell?
Easter Belfridge
I think it's the gelatin.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
That has the smell.
Ed Gamble
You're adding vitamins and stuff, right?
Easter Belfridge
Vitamins. Yeah, Always smelly.
Ed Gamble
They are.
Easter Belfridge
It's true. Smelly, smelly vitamins. Smelly gelatin makes a smelly bowl of cat food.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah. If you ever open. Open a little jar of multivitamins, it stinks like a farm.
Easter Belfridge
Like a farm?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, like a farm. Or hair.
Easter Belfridge
I like the smell of vitamin C. Oh, yeah. That's like limey.
James Acaster
That's lovely. But the multi ones, when they all get together, they stink.
Easter Belfridge
That is vitamin is.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
You Gotta keep them apart. They absolutely stink when they get together.
Ed Gamble
James is a vitamin segregationist.
James Acaster
Yeah. I'll say it.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, dear.
James Acaster
I think that sounds like a delicious bread course.
Easter Belfridge
You're just saying that.
James Acaster
No.
Easter Belfridge
You don't really believe it.
James Acaster
I, I would obviously.
Ed Gamble
That does sound good.
James Acaster
Change up the, the chicken. I, I, I'd have a smooth one for my, my tastes, but I didn't
Easter Belfridge
get to tell you where I want it. So it has to be from the co op in Rufina, which is the town where I grew up in it, near where I grew up in Italy. And you, there's a co op there? No, but it's not like the English co op. It's not like the English co op. They have co ops in Italy. Well, in Tuscany, they call it hop because they don't pronounce the cur. It's like a her. But it's the best supermarket in the world and they make the best chicken liver. Like Figatini is what it's called and it's unbelievable. So. But in Tuscany, when you get. It was like, it's a classic starter, the chicken liver crostini. But they always do it with unsalted bread because, like, hundreds of years ago, salt used to be expensive. But I'm like, get with the times. Like, salt is no longer expensive. You can put salt in your bread now. But so strictly I would need it to be salted bread.
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
Very grilled. Very much like a lot of olive oil.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
I feel like we should move on from the chicken liver.
James Acaster
You always want to move on from stuff.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. That doesn't work.
Easter Belfridge
We've literally been talking about food and liver for about 40.
James Acaster
Don't worry, don't worry. You're good hands. We know when to move on. He'll edit it later. Yeah, you're okay.
Easter Belfridge
Fair enough.
James Acaster
All right.
Ed Gamble
We'll move on now.
James Acaster
Will we? Yeah, yeah, definitely. We talked about that for ages. We still can't be back on what we're talking about.
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James Acaster
Your dream starter.
Easter Belfridge
Well, I forgot to ask you for a very special wish at the beginning.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
If you may grant me one.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Is I get full really quickly. But I love food and it's all I ever think about. It's all I ever want to do is eat. So I get really excited about having huge meals and I get, I have grand plans of doing bang bangs. You know, like when you eat one meal after another.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
But then I just get full really quickly. So please grant me the. The power to just never get full.
James Acaster
Yes, absolutely.
Easter Belfridge
But no, actually grant me the power to never get full, but then at the end to feel like perfectly satisfied. Yeah, because you know what I mean?
Ed Gamble
That's good because you nearly. It's like someone wishing for, you know, immortality.
Easter Belfridge
No, I don't want that.
Ed Gamble
That's a curse. Never getting full is a curse.
Easter Belfridge
I do not want to be alive forever and I don't want to be not full forever. So yeah, you're right.
James Acaster
You've never been so serious about it. On the podcast. He looked at me. That's A curse.
Easter Belfridge
That is a curse.
Ed Gamble
That is a curse.
James Acaster
Talk about. If you were immortal, it would be. It would be very funny.
Ed Gamble
Because immortality, That's. People often get tripped up on that when they wish for it, because they're not. They think they're wishing for eternal youth.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, yeah. But they're not.
Ed Gamble
They're wishing for immortality. So one day they're going to be 200 with all their fingers falling off.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
It is a curse.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, exactly. That's a curse.
James Acaster
Good point, Ed.
Easter Belfridge
Really good point.
James Acaster
Yeah. I'm like, your food thing about, like, you want a massive meal, and then you get full really quick. That's like me with a bath.
Easter Belfridge
Yes, me too.
Ed Gamble
You drink the whole bath?
James Acaster
Yeah. I wanted a little sip. I can't wait to have a lovely bath when I get home. Fill the bath really full, really hot. I get in five seconds. This is all bored.
Easter Belfridge
I am 100 exactly the same. I love the idea of it. And I get in, I'm like, just hot and bothered. I'm like, yeah, a bit of a waste of water. But anyway. Yes. So great appetite throughout.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Perfect satisfaction at the end. So that's my one wish. I may ask.
James Acaster
You want to live forever?
Easter Belfridge
No. That is a curse.
James Acaster
That's good. Okay. Sorry. Get my wires crossed.
Easter Belfridge
My dream starter is many things, if that's okay. We're gonna go for a Mexican feast as a dream starter, but, like, starter things.
Ed Gamble
So a platter.
Easter Belfridge
Yes, Maybe a platter.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
But it's gonna be more than a platter. It's gonna be many platters.
Ed Gamble
Okay.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
So I actually was rated this earlier this year. I was a guest judge on MasterChef Australia, and it is actually pretty good.
Ed Gamble
It's mad MasterChef.
Easter Belfridge
High steaks.
James Acaster
Love it.
Ed Gamble
I've just been to Australia and ended up talking about their MasterChef on stage. You guys are mental.
Easter Belfridge
They are mental. It is insane. There's so much going on.
Ed Gamble
They start with, like, 8, 000 contestants. It goes on for about a year. There's people. There's contestants dying of old age halfway through the series.
Easter Belfridge
It's true. It's true.
Ed Gamble
It's a curse. You've wished for unlimited MasterChef.
Easter Belfridge
Actually, the one. The. The one that I was guest judge on was a series called Back to Win, which was basically people that had already been on who hadn't won, who were back. So, like, trying.
Ed Gamble
Nice.
Easter Belfridge
So anyway, it was the mystery box challenge, so I don't know if you know what that is, but, like, I got to pick like, 10 of my favorite ingredients. And then they. 17 of them had to cook dishes based on my favorite ingredients. It was a bit of like.
Ed Gamble
It's a bit like ready, steady cook.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. But I feel like I had so much power. I was like, here's everything I love. All of you. Go make something for me. And it was. It was very exciting. But anyway, long story short, there was a guy called Jamie. I forgot his surname, but he made one of the best tostadas I've ever had. So the actual tortilla itself he made with, like, toasted masa, like the nixtamalized corn flour. So it was like really roasty, toasty, corny. And then he fried it, and then when it came out with the fryer, he then, like, tossed it in more of that, like, roasty, toasty corn. So. So first of all, like, the actual tostada was, like, sensational. And then it was like raw bonito. Like, tune. What?
James Acaster
Raw bonito, not bonito. I thought you were telling him to roar like a lion.
Ed Gamble
Raw bonito.
James Acaster
I'd love to see him more
Ed Gamble
instead of the MGM lion.
James Acaster
He wouldn't be able to do it. It'd be like when Simba's a little cub and he's trying to do it.
Ed Gamble
He's never gonna roll.
James Acaster
He won't ever roll.
Easter Belfridge
Like the fish.
Ed Gamble
Yes, yes.
Easter Belfridge
It's like a tuna. Yeah, I think it's a tuna. Is it a tuna? Something like that.
Ed Gamble
Anyway, they're smaller than.
Easter Belfridge
Smaller.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
But equally delicious.
Ed Gamble
I've caught one before.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, have you now?
James Acaster
Caught a bonito?
Easter Belfridge
You caught a great bonito.
James Acaster
We never talked about this on the podcast.
Ed Gamble
Caught a bonito, no problem.
James Acaster
You're crazy.
Easter Belfridge
Go on, tell us more.
Ed Gamble
Cooked it up later. It was disgusting. Ah, no, they're very bony. They've got very, like, very thin, thin bones.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, yeah. So you didn't.
Ed Gamble
No, no, no.
James Acaster
So it was him. He's got fin bones. You caught him.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, fin bones and no sombrero.
James Acaster
To be kind of disgusted. And he said to it, trying to produce a podcast because I don't want to finish you, I don't want to
Ed Gamble
eat you old thin bones. Sorry, you've already said. This is a many platters of Mexican food.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
We haven't eaten and we're on the starter. And now I can see why you're trying to move us on from the cat food.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
This is a long menu.
James Acaster
You knew what you had coming out the bed. We didn't.
Easter Belfridge
Raw bonito.
James Acaster
Yes, raw bonito.
Easter Belfridge
But really quickly, like not poached. What's it called? Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? You know when you just like put some lime on it.
James Acaster
Are you even a chef?
Easter Belfridge
I don't think.
Ed Gamble
Cured.
Easter Belfridge
Not cured? What, like ceviche cured? Yeah, yeah, but like really quickly. So it was still like quite raw. And then there was like a pineapple and scotch bonnet and pickled onion hibiscus situation going on. And then like grilled pieces of okra.
James Acaster
Oh, my God.
Easter Belfridge
It was insane. Honestly, I've had my fair share of tacos and tostadas. I've been to Mexico. I have family in Mexico. Like, this was honestly life changing.
James Acaster
Wow.
Ed Gamble
Amazing.
Easter Belfridge
So that's gonna be on the table. Jamie Fleming. How did you do that?
James Acaster
He's very good at googling stuff with little weak boned hands tapping away at the keys.
Ed Gamble
He snaps a finger every time he Google something.
James Acaster
Yeah, it's a curse.
Easter Belfridge
Jamie fling. Anyway, shout out Jamie.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Best tostada I've ever had. So that's going to be on the table. We're also going to have like a platter of al pastor tacos. So pile of beautiful soft tortillas, a whole spit of pork, grilled pineapple, all the salsas. Definitely a habanero salsa, a salsa matcha, some just like chopped onions and lime. That's going to be on there as well.
Ed Gamble
Is that from anywhere specific?
Easter Belfridge
Well, I don't remember the name, but there's a place in the outskirts of Mexico City. It kind of just looks like a car park and you kind of. You can just drive up and people just eat on like the hoods of their cars. Can't remember what it's called though. I wonder if the great bonito can find it.
James Acaster
Bet you can find it.
Ed Gamble
See, that sounds taco.
Easter Belfridge
Mexico City sounds so good. El Pastor, Mexico City Car park.
Ed Gamble
When you hear about somewhere like that in Mexico, like in a car park, everyone's eating off the hood of their cars and you're thinking, that sounds so great. Sort of a romance to it. Imagine if that was in England.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. Oh, that would be horrendous.
Ed Gamble
I wouldn't go near that place.
Easter Belfridge
Absolutely not.
Ed Gamble
Must be joking.
Easter Belfridge
Garage pork.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't pull it off.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, Eating a sausage on a Ford Focus.
Easter Belfridge
Awful, that bit.
James Acaster
He's found it.
Easter Belfridge
Absolute genius, that is it.
Ed Gamble
Another finger shatter.
Easter Belfridge
So good.
James Acaster
Straight to A E after this.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God. So, yeah, tacos help us door from there. What else are we gonna have? Oh, the pork tamales from actually an Ecuadorian restaurant in London. If you haven't been. You must go. It's called El In Caple Bello. It's on Essex Road.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
Really good. And they do pork tamales, like, wrapped in corn husks and with just like, the most soft, succulent pork stuffed inside. And it's just unbelievable. And it comes with, like, a green coriander salsa with lime, and it's just sensational. So that's going to be there, too. And then also, like, a really good guacamole, like, the best one you've ever had, with, like, warm plantain, sweet potato and cassava crisps.
Ed Gamble
Oh, my gosh.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And that's it. No, no, no. And. And the perfect margarita Mezcalita. Actually, I'm quite specific about my.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Margaritas. Short glass again.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
On the rocks. Hate margaritas in the. What are they called?
Ed Gamble
Big cup.
Easter Belfridge
Big cups.
James Acaster
I know what you mean.
Easter Belfridge
You know, like when they bring it to you and it's not. Not. But it's not on the rocks and it's in a. Yeah, like a margarita glass.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
You know.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
So short glass on the rocks. Mezcal. It's, like, a bit smoky. I really don't like it too sweet, so I actually prefer it with a bit of honey rather than agave. But, like, hardly any. And absolutely no Cointreau or triple sec. I hate cointreau and triple sec. God, I'm saying a lot of hate. Anyway. Add a bit of spice.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
So that's my starter. I know it's a lot, but I've got the power.
Ed Gamble
No, I respect it.
Easter Belfridge
I've got the power to.
James Acaster
Well, it's good. It's very specific. It all sounds delicious. Are you having one of each of them and then you're sharing all this with a bunch of other people?
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, I think you have to share this kind of thing. I don't want to be sitting by myself in a car park.
Ed Gamble
Are the liver lovers there?
Easter Belfridge
The livers? Yeah. I do love the liver lovers.
Ed Gamble
They're there, but no liver yet in the starter. We had it for the bread of the bread. Nothing knocking around in the.
Easter Belfridge
No liver here. No, I don't need liver here. Oh, I forgot. I also want a really good ceviche on the table.
Ed Gamble
Liver ceviche.
Easter Belfridge
Nope. Definitely not. Definitely not a liver ceviche. That would be horrible.
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
Even for a liver lover like me.
Ed Gamble
What ceviche do you want?
Easter Belfridge
I do, like, just like a bream ceviche. That kind of thing. Or any sort of like, whatever is, like the local fresh Seasonal fish of the moment from the sea right there. So wherever I am, a freshly caught fish, I like it, like, when it's just, like, tossed. What am I talking about? It's not. What is it called when you put it in the lime juice? It's not cure. What is wrong with me.
James Acaster
I actually know what it's called.
Easter Belfridge
Everything.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, it's just cured.
Easter Belfridge
But I thought cured it with the salt. Really? I marinated. There we go. We could just say marinated in lime juice, but really quickly. Like, not too long. Onions, tomatoes, coriander, lime, like chilies. I want it pretty simple. Like a simple, really fresh, limey, salty ceviche with all of those crisps. The cassava, sweet potato and plantain and the guacamole. And it's like, it's hot, but it's not too hot. Probably on a beach, the water's lapping in. Bare feet. Water's lapping in, but the sand is not bothering you. Like, the sand is there, but it's not getting in your crack or, like, pissing you off.
Ed Gamble
That would be an issue. Even when you. To be honest, even when you said bare feet and the water's lapping, I thought, that's gonna get on my nerves. Do you think.
Easter Belfridge
Would that get on your nerves, personally?
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, let me focus on.
Easter Belfridge
I've never done that. Like, table on the beach. Not so close that it's like waves, but like, just like a little every now and then.
Ed Gamble
It's a. Yeah, but even just being on the beach, on a table and be like, no, no.
Easter Belfridge
Do you not, like.
Ed Gamble
And it gotta be under.
James Acaster
No, but the legs, like, stinking to sink into the sand.
Easter Belfridge
Not. I mean, it has to be, like, a bit bit further away from. Have you never eaten on the beach?
James Acaster
No.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I have eaten on the beach,
James Acaster
but table on the beach?
Easter Belfridge
I mean, you could. You definitely could, but probably eating an
James Acaster
ice cream on the beach.
Easter Belfridge
I think once in your lifetime, James, you should eat at a table on the beach.
James Acaster
It sounds great, but you're talking about it like it's a common experience.
Easter Belfridge
Well, it's not. No, it's definitely not a common experience. But can I ask one more wish?
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
Yes. So we're on the beach. It's really hot, but it's not too hot. It's like the perfect level of heat. The water's lapping, but it's not annoying. The sand is there, but it. You can't. It's not. It's not annoying.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And also your ass isn't sticking to the plastic chairs. Okay, so it's just all.
James Acaster
Is that the wish that you'd ask?
Easter Belfridge
Because the reality is when you do eat on the beach, all those things like sand is getting in your toes and your cracks, your ass is sticking to the plastic. It's too hot, and the water's probably pissing you off.
Ed Gamble
Do you think that's the first time anyone's ever asked the genie for the wish of I wish my ass didn't stick to plastic chairs?
James Acaster
Yeah, surely, probably, surely most genies aren't getting that one.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God. I only get one more wish. I just realized maybe. Yeah, that's how it works, right? Three wishes.
James Acaster
Well, maybe your other wish should be that no one gets washed off a rock during this meal. Cause you're really.
Easter Belfridge
Or if they do get washed off a rock, they will find themselves on a deserted island and be rescued. Yeah.
James Acaster
Because I think you're skating a bit close to the.
Ed Gamble
You could also, because it's your dream meal, not be sat on a plastic chair.
Easter Belfridge
That is so smart. I didn't think about that loophole. That is really smart. You're clever.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, no, I'm a clever guy.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. Now, what is the most comfortable chair to sit on that's not sticky?
Ed Gamble
See, this is the problem with sitting on the. Sitting on the beach, isn't it? If it's warm, most chairs, there's going to be some stickage.
Easter Belfridge
But you're right that I don't. I could just ask for a normal plastic chair. Maybe just a nice wooden chair.
Ed Gamble
Wooden chair.
Easter Belfridge
No slats.
Ed Gamble
Wouldn't chair. No slats.
James Acaster
Little cushion on it.
Easter Belfridge
No, not on the beach. It'll get wet and sandy. No, it won't. Because of my wish.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
So, yeah, maybe a wooden chair with a cushion.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
Okay, Perfect. My dream main course. Can I have a pasta course, please?
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Thank you. It's my dream meal.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
So my favorite pasta in the world is a pasta called penne allaconese. So it's made in the village above where I used to live as a kid. And they've been making this pasta recipe for like 50 years. I think it's a secret recipe. And people from all around the area always come for lunch and dinner there. It's like a site of pilgrimage. It's honestly the most delicious pasta sauce in the world. And it's kind of like creamy, tomatoey, peppery, porky porcini.
James Acaster
Eat.
Easter Belfridge
And like, it's all of those things, but it's also like so much more. I don't know. I can't it's like. It's a secret recipe that people are obsessed with. Like, people who live around there will literally go there for dinner, like, twice a week for, like, 50 years.
Ed Gamble
Really? So they're just like, have it all the time.
Easter Belfridge
It's so good. You. Everyone always starts their meal with. Well, they'll get, like, crostini or, like, anthe pasty first, then they'll get pinella corneze. Because you always have a pasta course and then you go on to. And then you'll, like, either have a second course or a pizza. Like, Italians are mental. I don't know how they eat that much and, like, still look so good.
Ed Gamble
It's olivio. It's in the adverts. They eat loads of Olivia and that's why they.
Easter Belfridge
What, olive oil?
Ed Gamble
No, no, no, the spread. The butter replacement spread.
Easter Belfridge
That's not good.
James Acaster
Have they got olive oil in it?
Easter Belfridge
Italians don't eat butter. Replacement do.
Ed Gamble
That's why. Have you seen the advert? Hello.
Easter Belfridge
That is not the secret to their longevity. I'm telling you. That margarine.
Ed Gamble
They're not allowed to lie on adverts.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, is that.
Ed Gamble
They eat loads of Olivia and that's why they look so good.
James Acaster
Replacement spread. They look so good.
Easter Belfridge
Well, there you go. That's the secret.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Maybe we should all start plastering that on our skin if we want to live forever. Although that is a curse.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, that is a curse.
James Acaster
That's a curse.
Ed Gamble
You turn into a puppet.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. Anyway, so I want that pasta.
James Acaster
Yeah, that sounds great.
Ed Gamble
And that sounds so good.
James Acaster
Is there, like, lumps of meat in it?
Easter Belfridge
It's, like, tiny. It's not like a ragu with, like, mincey pieces. It's like the tiniest, like, speckles of pork. And, like, the sauce is, like, luscious and velvety and it just, like, coats the penne in the most. It's insane. Like, it's the best pasta I've ever had. I've had it. I've been having it all my life, like, since I was 2. And it's always the same, which means it's always perfect. And it's just. It's life changing.
James Acaster
How often do you get to have it?
Easter Belfridge
Now these. I had it a couple of months ago on my birthday, which is very nice.
James Acaster
Happy birthday.
Easter Belfridge
Thank you. It was April, but I appreciate that. And then before that. Oh, no, actually, I've had it three years in a row for the last three years. But then before that I hadn't been back for a few years, so like, once every few years, I have it.
James Acaster
So it's even better now because you get into. It's spaced out. You're not having it all the time.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. You know, it's so good. It's a tiny little village, and it's so good that as you enter the village, there's a big sign that says, Paese natale de le Pine Allaconese, which means, like, birth place of pine.
Ed Gamble
Wow.
Easter Belfridge
Like, it has a.
Ed Gamble
Anyway, so at least you know they're never going to change the menu.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, no, they never will because they can't change the. Never tell anyone the secret.
Ed Gamble
Have you ever tried to recreate it at home?
Easter Belfridge
I have, but, like, versions of it. I've never, like, tried to, like, get it exactly right, because that's pointless. It's perfect, and I'm never going to be able to. But, like, it has inspired various recipes I've done.
James Acaster
So your actual main course, then.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, this was honestly one of the hard. This whole exercise has been one of the hardest. Think, like, it's like, Sophie's Choice.
James Acaster
Well, you're nailing it so far.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
All sounds delicious.
Ed Gamble
And also what you've done is not really. You've just sort of said everything.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, but I actually. Yes. But also I have gone in one direction for my mains, but then I would like to talk about other options.
Ed Gamble
Sure.
Easter Belfridge
Right. So we're gonna stick in Tuscany for the mains.
Ed Gamble
Lovely.
Easter Belfridge
And I'm just gonna. I think I'm gonna have, like, a rabbit porchetta. Have you ever had one of those?
Ed Gamble
Never. Didn't even know that was. I mean, obviously I knew it was possible because you can put two things together, but that just sounds absolutely incredible.
Easter Belfridge
It is. I mean, it's not a rabbit and a porchetta put together. So, like, porchetta is obviously like rolled pork, but you can also. Even though that word is used to describe pork, you can also use it
Ed Gamble
to describe the process. It's a rabbit roll.
Easter Belfridge
So it's basically like a whole deboned rabbit. And they usually, like, stuff it with, like, sage, sometimes with chicken liver, loads of garlic, anchovies, pepper, lemon or olive oil, that kind of thing. Then roll it up, kind of like a porchetta, and then, like, slow roast it and just like. Oh, my God. And it's, like, crispy and crackly around the edge and just, like, super moist. And, I mean, I love a porchetta. It's one of my favorite things in the world. But I feel like a rabbit porchetta is just, like, just slightly.
Ed Gamble
How well does a Rabbit roll. I was struggling to imagine because like with a big bit of pork, like you can have a big square bit. Right. But if you're deboning a whole rabbit, does it look like a sort of rabbit rug?
Easter Belfridge
Okay, I'm gonna be honest and say I've never actually done it myself. I have seen it get. So imagine. People aren't going to want to imagine this. People don't want to imagine that.
Ed Gamble
They're going to have to live with it.
James Acaster
People can skip this bit if they don't want to hear it.
Easter Belfridge
Trigger warning. Skip this bit if you don't want to hear about raw rabbit carpets.
James Acaster
You've said it now. I thought that was too descriptive for trigger warning.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I don't think it can get much worse than that. Really.
James Acaster
Yeah. If you are triggered by that stuff. Too late.
Easter Belfridge
It's too late. Probably should be listening to this podcast because you never know what you're going to hear.
James Acaster
Yeah, exactly.
Ed Gamble
I mean, I'm just triggered.
James Acaster
Just more gruesome stuff on here.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I'm just imagining now bonito and a rabbit in a roar off.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, that would be cute. Rabbits don't roar.
Ed Gamble
Well, neither does bonito.
James Acaster
Yeah. Apparently they can still be bonito in Aurora.
Easter Belfridge
So imagine a deboned rabbit.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
Let's say he's lying that way with his sort of head and his feet that way. Then you kind of wanna. You would roll him not like this, but like that. Does that make sense? No head. So kind of. It would. It wouldn't be really long, it would be shorter. It would only end up being. So like if you deboned rabbit, it'd probably be like that long if it was like a decent sized rabbit. But then you would kind of roll it the other way from the bum to the head. Yeah, yeah. So then it would only end up being about that long.
Ed Gamble
Yes. Got you. Okay.
Easter Belfridge
It wouldn't be like you could do it that way.
Ed Gamble
But you want the layers in there
Easter Belfridge
rather than want the rabbit roll as you said. Yes, there's actually. Did you guys watch the. What's it, the Stanley Tucci Italy show that just in one of the episodes he goes to like the home of where like Colonato, where they make lado. Did you watch that episode?
James Acaster
No, no, no.
Easter Belfridge
Anyway, this. He visits this lady who teaches him how to make this famous dish from that Colonnato region. And it's rabbit, a deboned rabbit layered with loads of lardo, which they just like get out of this, like beautiful, like stone marble. Not stone salt. Salt marble. You know, where they cure it. So deboned rabbit, layers of lardo and then just rolled up. And apparently the lardo just like melts into the rabbit and just like makes it the most moist, crackly, delicious thing. So maybe I'll put some lardo in there.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, stick a bit of lardo in there, for God's sake. Why not?
James Acaster
Curtsy of the two.
Easter Belfridge
So a rabbit porchetta, a really good salsa verde, a really good aioli, which is not something you would usually have with a rabbit porchetta in Tuscany. But I make the rules here.
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
So I'm gonna have. I'm also gonna have a pepcorn sauce with it. Because again, I make the rules. I like sauces, love peppercorn sauce more than life itself. I don't like them too creamy. I actually make them with like egg yolks and ghee, which sounds a bit gross, but without cream. And it's like fucking good. It's like a kind of like a. I actually. It's kind of like a high protein version. Not that I'm trying to do high protein recipes.
Ed Gamble
Finally someone's made a high protein peppercorn sauce.
Easter Belfridge
Not that I'm trying to achieve that.
Ed Gamble
Finally a sauce that will let me keep my gains.
James Acaster
Pour that all over a steak.
Easter Belfridge
Peppercorn sauce for bros. But it's actually a really good recipe and it's super easy. Like you just put like some melted ghee, a couple of egg yolks, lots of different peppercorns. Because I like, you know, mixed peppercorns, a bit of mustard salt. I like to put like a bit of black garlic in there as well, a bit of curry powder. And then just use an immersion blender. And like within seconds you have this beautiful, like emulsified delicious sauce that doesn't have double cream in it. Dream sites, Dream site. So Tuscan roast potatoes. I really don't like English style roast potatoes.
James Acaster
Okay. Okay, here we go. You better turn off your mentions for about a week.
Easter Belfridge
I know.
Ed Gamble
This will be the clip we put out. Cause it'll get a lot of engagement.
Easter Belfridge
This is where people will be asking me, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, more so than the prawns.
James Acaster
I'm getting that a lot.
Ed Gamble
There's one clip we have that still gets loads of engagement. And it's Ellie Taylor saying that she doesn't go to Italian restaurants because she can do it better at home. And it is constant comments.
Easter Belfridge
That's sacrilegious.
James Acaster
Know that.
Easter Belfridge
Does she really think that?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I think so. But there's so many Italian people in the comments now. They are.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, fair enough.
Ed Gamble
They're going just cuz something says it's an Italian restaurant, it doesn't mean it's properly Italian.
James Acaster
Great.
Easter Belfridge
True.
Ed Gamble
One person said the amount of people who haven't had proper Italian food is genuinely scary.
Easter Belfridge
Genuinely scary.
James Acaster
See, sometimes it's worth reading the comments. They're funny.
Easter Belfridge
Do you ever. You don't have Instagram, do you? Do you ever read the comments?
James Acaster
Well now, now we're on YouTube. I can see the comments. Really funny. Well, someone straight away was just saying like, just complaining to Benito about the quality of the picture.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And can you please fix this, please? Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Really?
James Acaster
And they're very disappointed and.
Easter Belfridge
Disappointed.
James Acaster
I thought it was very funny. Yeah, I don't know. They were very. They were like, I feel like I have to raise this.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, I know people say this all the time, but honestly, people have so much time on their hands that they can just like spend time commenting telling you that they're disappointed in the quality of the.
James Acaster
Should be doing a better job though. He should be doing a better job if he's gonna put it on YouTube.
Ed Gamble
No man, it's good quality. All I can, I can assume we have blurry faces because it is crisp quality. So you don't like. So talk us through why you don't like English. Our beautiful English roast potatoes that we
James Acaster
eat in our car park across the world garage potatoes.
Ed Gamble
Please tell me why you hated her majesty the Queen.
Easter Belfridge
Yes, she was only. Okay, fair enough. English style roast potato. I just don't get what all the fuss is about. There's so much like, yeah, it's crispy on the outside sometimes. Usually they're just a bit flaccid, like not that crispy. So much faff. You have to like almost like scold yourself, like, but like get a vat of like burning fat and make sure it's like. And then like, yeah, it's kind of crispy. It's not that flavorsome. And then there's just like so much fluff puff inside. Now if you think about a Tuscan style roast potato, do you know what I mean when I say like a. Like they're like smaller skin on like squares. I wouldn't say waxy, but like really garlicky, really rosemary, super salty and just like golden brown olive oily. Like there's so much smaller, so there's so much more surface area to get, you know, roasty, toasty, crispy, caramelized. And there's so much garlic and rosemary in there and like a bit of lemon on top.
James Acaster
It does sound good.
Easter Belfridge
English style roast potatoes are just like, whatever.
Ed Gamble
I will never. I will never slag off the English roast potato. I think it's a wonderful thing. I will say sometimes people take it too far. Did go somewhere the other day for lunch. It was a very lovely lunch. They brought the roast potatoes. And if you chucked one of those roast potatoes at the window, you would have been done for criminal damage.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Ed Gamble
Because it was like you couldn't get into it.
Easter Belfridge
That's the thing. Most of the time they're either like kind of sort of flaccid and the crispy bit has gone a bit like, not soggy, but just like, meh. Or they're like so hard that you can't even cut into them.
James Acaster
We're all chasing that memory of the best one we had, really.
Easter Belfridge
I'm chasing the memory of the best Italian style roast potato.
Ed Gamble
Sure.
James Acaster
But we just make them at home.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. No, but that's the thing. But that's the thing. You can just make them at home. They're so easy. You don't need to parboil. Peel them, parboil them, fluff them, like burn your arms with scalding fat.
Ed Gamble
Listen, this is why we won the war. You know, we just keep our heads down.
Easter Belfridge
We don't need to bring that.
James Acaster
Not an episode goes by doesn't bring up the war.
Easter Belfridge
Not the bloody war again.
James Acaster
Sorry.
Ed Gamble
No, I know. It is. It is a lot. It's a lot of faff. But I like the. Pouring them into the hot fat and they're sizzling everywhere.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, fair enough.
Ed Gamble
Is it a case of high steaks? If you're in a kitchen quite a lot working, you don't necessarily want. When you're at home making roast potatoes
Easter Belfridge
to 100, I am very like, I cook so much that when there's a shortcut or when there's a quicker way of doing something, I'm 100 gonna take it. I love a food processor. I don't want to peel things. I don't want to pre boil. I hardly ever parboil. And parboiling is so boring. Like, come on wet. Like shortcuts. If it still tastes great. 100 for them.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And you just literally just chop them up. I mean, wash them a little bit. That's it. That's all you need to do. Skin on, chop them up, loads of olive oil. Really hot oven. Bob's your uncle or Roberto is your uncle.
James Acaster
Yeah. Respect.
Easter Belfridge
Respect to Roberto.
James Acaster
So those Potatoes. I know that's not the last of your sides because I know you've got a few.
Easter Belfridge
No, I want a really good tomato salad. Just quite simple. Just really like the best tomato you've ever had or I've ever had.
James Acaster
You don't want the best one we've ever.
Ed Gamble
You don't trust us.
James Acaster
The best one we've ever had would be rubbish.
Easter Belfridge
No, no, no, no. I bet you guys know a good tamaya.
Ed Gamble
I know a good tomato. I would say. I very rarely had a good tomato, so you're probably right to go with the best one.
James Acaster
Yeah, the best one we've ever had.
Ed Gamble
So, like, they combined. Combine the average.
Easter Belfridge
Let's combine the average.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
It will be the best one you've ever had, I think. Yeah. Even if you combine those.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
A combined average best tomato salad.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Like a roasted and raw artichoke salad. Really, like lemony with some, like, pecorino and herbs.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And then some sauteed garlicky. What do you call it in English? That. Cima di rapa. You know, that green. It's like slightly bitter. You get in Italian. Can you look up what's that called? What's that called?
Ed Gamble
What's that called?
Easter Belfridge
Can you look up what's that called in English?
Ed Gamble
It's like green greens.
Easter Belfridge
I don't think it's just greens.
Ed Gamble
There's some things that are just greens. Right.
Easter Belfridge
You would. You definitely would have had it at an Italian restaurant. Yeah. Well, some sort of like sauteed, garlicky, olive, oily, lemony green.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
Slightly bitter, not too bitter, but yeah, it is charred.
Ed Gamble
Is it like chard?
Easter Belfridge
It's kind of giving chard, but a bit more bitter and not. Not as like, watery.
Ed Gamble
Okay. It's giving charred. Write that one down.
Easter Belfridge
Kind of. It's more giving, like not chicory, but like the chicory leaves. Do you know what I mean?
Ed Gamble
Right.
Easter Belfridge
No. You guys don't look like you don't.
Ed Gamble
I know.
Easter Belfridge
Chicory, broccoli rub.
James Acaster
That's probably great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of Andy Bernard's friends from the office.
Easter Belfridge
That's it for my dream main, but I have some honorable muncheons, if I may.
Ed Gamble
Sure, let's do them.
Easter Belfridge
Like a whole dim sum feast.
Ed Gamble
Nice.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, just all of it, but specifically prawn Chung fun and stir fried turnip cakes.
James Acaster
Oh, yeah. Love turnip cakes.
Easter Belfridge
Love turnip. Have you had the ones from Tao Taou, where they're like, in little bits and, like, stir fried with bits of. Is it either choi? Summer morning glory. I Can't remember.
Ed Gamble
I can't go in there anymore because James dropped me in it.
James Acaster
I did it.
Easter Belfridge
Dropped you in the heart.
James Acaster
Absolutely did it. In the early days of this podcast, I shouted out, tao Tao zhu for the wasabi king prawns. Right up your street.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And then I gave him such a big shout out, and then I went in again and I had him. And I was like, they've changed the sauce. They've changed the wasabi sauce. It's not as good. And I had it a couple of times. I was like, that's a permanent change. This is bad. I've told everyone to come in. So then. And I never would do this now, now. But it was the early days of the pod. So I was like. It came up again. And I was like, it just. They changed it. It's. It's not as good anymore.
Easter Belfridge
You said that on the pod.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
You wait for this.
James Acaster
Then I went.
Easter Belfridge
And then.
James Acaster
Then I went in there again, and the waiter came home and I. I ordered them. I was like, yeah, still not great. Okay.
Easter Belfridge
What, you said that to him?
James Acaster
No, I was thinking that to myself.
Easter Belfridge
Okay.
James Acaster
Then the waiter came over and went, another prawns?
Easter Belfridge
He gave you another one.
James Acaster
He said, how do you. How do you like them? Oh, are they nice? And I was like, oh. So I was for. I just need to think.
Easter Belfridge
They spat in it.
James Acaster
No, no, I don't think it's spitting food.
Easter Belfridge
No, no, no.
James Acaster
But I think it heard the pod. So I was like, I. I went to answer. I think I probably even did say to him, that's not as wasabi as it used to be. But he said. And he showed me his phone, and it was the episode. And he went. Put it on screen. He went. Gamble said that there's not enough wasabi in it anymore. Gamble said that we've changed the recipe. Unbelievable.
Ed Gamble
Unbelievable.
James Acaster
Yes, he did. I'm sorry that Gamble said that.
Ed Gamble
I've not been in there since.
Easter Belfridge
That's hilarious. Well done, James.
Ed Gamble
I was like, and now I want these turnip cakes. But I can't go in because Gamble said I changed the recipe.
Easter Belfridge
But now that I think about it, there is somewhere else that you can go for really good stir fried turnip cakes.
Ed Gamble
Thank you.
Easter Belfridge
Have you been to Phoenix palace in Baker Street?
Ed Gamble
I can't go in there anymore.
Easter Belfridge
What. What happened there?
Ed Gamble
No, I've not been.
Easter Belfridge
You must. You absolutely must. And their stir fried turnip cakes are sensation. So that's one of my honorable muncheons, but also my, like, a really good Cantonese Roast duck with morning glory.
Ed Gamble
Window duck. Yeah, window duck.
Easter Belfridge
But I don't really like the idea of it being in the window.
Ed Gamble
I love the idea of it being in the window.
Easter Belfridge
Really?
Ed Gamble
Are you telling me I'm eating the duck from the window? I feel starstruck.
Easter Belfridge
Truck.
James Acaster
Yeah. That's like getting the clothes for the mannequin.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, There we go. Look at all that expression.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I know. That's the first time I found anything funny.
James Acaster
Fair enough.
Easter Belfridge
And then my final honorable Munchen. Oh, I got two more lasagna. The best lasagna ever. Our combined average of a best lasagna ever.
James Acaster
Well, my best lasagna ever is the one you made.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, that's really. Oh, my God.
James Acaster
So what am I.
Easter Belfridge
No, but I don't actually. I actually don't want it to be a prawn lasagna, so.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, because what if my. If yours is a prawn lasagna and mine's got pork and beef in it, that means if we combine it all,
Easter Belfridge
that's going to be pork, beef and prawn?
Ed Gamble
Might. Pork, beef, and prawn.
Easter Belfridge
Why would that not be delicious?
Ed Gamble
We're not thinking about it now.
Easter Belfridge
Okay, so pork, beef, and prawn lasagna. Loads of layers.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Not too sloppy, but not too dry. Crispy on the edges. That's it.
Ed Gamble
I love lasagna.
Easter Belfridge
I love lasagna. Lasagne, actually, maybe would just be my every course. But I haven't picked it for any of my courses. But it is right up there at the. On the third Honorable bunch.
James Acaster
What do you think about Garfield?
Easter Belfridge
I don't really. I know he loves a lasagna. I know he hates Mondays.
Ed Gamble
That's pretty much the whole character.
Easter Belfridge
That's pretty. I know he's lazy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, he's lazy. Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
That's all I know. What do you think about Garfield?
James Acaster
I love him.
Easter Belfridge
I think you identify me.
James Acaster
You and Garfield should have been in lasagna lovers WhatsApp group.
Easter Belfridge
You probably would actually eat loads of lasagna with him.
James Acaster
Unlike me, he probably wouldn't post very often on the WhatsApp group because he's lazy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, true. Especially not on Monday.
James Acaster
Not on Monday. It's absolutely silent.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Garfield. Everything all right, buddy?
James Acaster
Thumbs down and everything.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Not even red.
James Acaster
Buddy, you gotta stop it.
Easter Belfridge
Thumbs down.
James Acaster
It's a lasagna lovers group.
Easter Belfridge
Oh.
James Acaster
Trying to keep things positive.
Easter Belfridge
I want to be part of that group.
James Acaster
Yeah. Well, there you go. Three of us on there. I'd love lasagna. I want to be on there.
Easter Belfridge
Who doesn't love lasagna. That's the four of us only cycle.
Ed Gamble
I think globally if you. Well, maybe not. I was gonna Europe wide if you said what's the best food? I reckon lasagna would win.
Easter Belfridge
Do you think?
James Acaster
Could do. Have you guys ever done a shaking his head but he doesn't know.
Easter Belfridge
Benito, you must have the numbers because you've asked so many people how many what your favorite food is.
Ed Gamble
But no one would pick it as like officially as their dream thing on this podcast. I don't think not many people have. But as a go to what's your favorite food? What do you want to eat tonight? I reckon the majority of people would say lasagna.
James Acaster
I reckon the food that the least amount of people turn down would be lasagna. Number one. No one says no to it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
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Ed Gamble
Dream Drink.
Easter Belfridge
So I did have my mezcalita.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
So that is.
James Acaster
That's locked in.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, that's locked in for the starter. And then for this main situation, I'm gonna go for a chilled red, which I feel like is just a bit of an obvious thing these days.
Ed Gamble
It's very Real Housewives of Clapton.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. But it's good.
Easter Belfridge
So good, so good. So, like, a light chilled red is what I would like.
James Acaster
A specific red.
Easter Belfridge
Yes. Actually, seeing as you're asking, I like
Ed Gamble
it when James sounds like an actual waiter. It just always tickles me. A specific red.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
There's a producer called Mataburo, which is on the French border with Spain. I think it's in France, but it's like, basically in Spain. Should probably get this right. And they have a wine called Idoine I D O I N E. And it is absolutely sensational. Like, the first time I drunk it, the first time I tried it, I was with a bunch of friends and we were all just, just, like, gobsmacked at how delicious it was. So I want that that.
Ed Gamble
Is it, Is it natural?
Easter Belfridge
It is natural, but not like I, I sensed the, the way you asked that.
Ed Gamble
No, I, I, like, I, I, you know, I went through that phase.
Easter Belfridge
No, no. I'm also not really a massive fan of, like, super funky.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Natural wines. Like.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Do you. Yeah, yeah.
Ed Gamble
It can go too far.
James Acaster
I'm not a wine connoisseur in general, so for me, whenever I'm having wine, it's just, like, rare that I'm having a glass of wine. So whatever it is, I'm like, like, it's a novelty. So if I'm having a natural wine, it's as exciting as if I'm having
Ed Gamble
a. Yeah, no, there's really nice natural wines, but you're right, there's some that are just, like, super, super funky.
Easter Belfridge
And I don't. Yeah, bits.
Ed Gamble
It. There's bits in it.
Easter Belfridge
No, I don't want. If it's super funky and super sour and, like, vinegary, like, I'm just not that adventurous. Bit boring. But this one is, like, highly coifable. I didn't want to say that.
James Acaster
But it is how you didn't want to say it. Yeah, I just said it.
Easter Belfridge
I was, like, trying to think of another word. What's another word?
James Acaster
One.
Easter Belfridge
The only one. So good. So, yeah, that's. And that's going to go really well with the rabbit porchetta with the aioli and the salsa verde and the pepper sauce and the tomatoes. And the potato. Oh my God.
James Acaster
Do you find that because you're a chef, when you're putting this like a. Even though it's a hypothetical menu together, that you are thinking like, okay, if I'm serving this, what goes with that? What goes with that? I need. I need a bit of this. I need something like that. Are you thinking a bit differently to how other guests might think about it?
Easter Belfridge
I guess so. I do want everything to be perfectly balanced. And when I say perfectly balanced, for me, I need it to be like super salty and super sour. So like, I want loads of lemon and loads of salt on the table and I want loads of sauces. I want like something herby and I want maybe something a bit garlicky, something creamy, like. So, yeah, I, I guess I do think about that. Put things making sense together.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
James Acaster
Well, I mean, when you're describing your main course, I was like, this seems to be a proper meal that you could get.
Easter Belfridge
Isn't that the. Isn't that the point?
Ed Gamble
Some people don't take that as.
James Acaster
That is not what everyone does.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
No, but it was when you were describing. I was like, yeah, I could.
Easter Belfridge
No, but I would very gladly have that whole situation as my main. But with also a Cantonese roast duck and a prawn chung fun and stir fried turnip cake, I'm like, I mean, ideally, can I have that? Can that all be pot? Does it have to be an honorable.
Ed Gamble
No, I think you've already called them out as honorable munchies and you've already got the Mexican platter upon platter for your starter.
James Acaster
I think it's a.
Easter Belfridge
But why that We've just complimented you,
Ed Gamble
saying it was very well balanced and you're trying to chuck a roast duck on top of it.
Easter Belfridge
Why would you not want to?
James Acaster
Oh, God. I do think that there is an argument that in the future we should do like some one off little episodes that are like banquet specials where we just let someone have a proper medieval feast of whatever they want on the whole table and we'll just see how long that episode runs for. Dream dessert. I don't like this. Oh, what? You just eat like butt tons of food and then we get to the dessert. If you're gonna. If you're gonna.
Ed Gamble
And you're not full, remember as well.
Easter Belfridge
I'm not.
James Acaster
You're the savory.
Easter Belfridge
Don't you worry. Of course I'm having a dessert yanking your cheek.
Ed Gamble
Shame.
James Acaster
Jesus Christ. I felt you got me back for shouting problems. That's it. I got a bigger fright Than you did.
Easter Belfridge
No, I'm gonna have both, actually. So.
James Acaster
Okay.
Easter Belfridge
For dessert, is it okay to pick one of my own recipes?
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Okay.
James Acaster
Just so you know, I think you're the first person to do it. How's that make you feel?
Ed Gamble
No, loads of people have created their own thing.
James Acaster
Oh. But not, I think, first chef to do it, I think. But yeah, I think you should absolutely choose one of your own recipes. You should be back in your own stuff, being like, this is the most delicious thing.
Easter Belfridge
Well, I did. Did make. Okay, so actually, it started with an ice cream that I used to love as a kid. Have you. Did you ever have a winner taco?
Ed Gamble
A winner taco?
Easter Belfridge
Oh, my God. Okay, so in Italy, they're like, it's an ice cream in a shell, in,
Ed Gamble
like, a hard shell.
Easter Belfridge
And then it's, like, filled with ice cream, then dipped in. It has, like, caramelly swirls, and then dipped in chocolate and nuts.
Ed Gamble
I know the one you're talking about.
Easter Belfridge
It's like, you know, like a hard. Hard shell taco, but like a wafer. And I used to love those as a child. And then they just disappeared. They, like, discontinued. I was like, what the. So then a few years ago, I was like, well, I could just make my own. And also it's called a choco taco, so why not? What? It should be made out of an actual taco, like a corn tortilla. So I took, like, a soft corn tortilla and then like, brushed it in, like, melted butter and maple syrup and then, like, like, baked it, and it kind of ended up turned tasting like a giant crunchy nut cornflake. It was.
James Acaster
So to begin with, with that. When you're creating this, are you just doing the shells on the right? Are you like, first things first. I've got to sort the shell.
Easter Belfridge
Yes.
James Acaster
And then you're doing that, and you're how many? Until you got it right.
Ed Gamble
You can't start with the ice cream in that section.
Easter Belfridge
No, no, you can't start. It was. This was a process. Let me tell you. You cannot start with the ice cream. It took me so many times to, like. So what I ended up doing is like, so the tortilla, at first, when you put it in, it's, like, bathed in butter and maple syrup. So it's quite, like, floppy and wet. So I hung it over, like the racks of an oven.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Can you picture it?
James Acaster
Yes.
Easter Belfridge
And then it, like, baked and caramelized like that in that shape. So it was like a great, like a hard shell. Taco, but made out of corn. Whereas, you know, originally they're just like not wafer but like just wheat biscuit. Anyway, so it's like giant crunchy nut corn flakes, like, and then like brush with loads of chocolate inside.
James Acaster
Because love chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate.
Easter Belfridge
Somewhere in between.
James Acaster
Great.
Easter Belfridge
Like maybe like 55, 60, something like that.
James Acaster
Brexit. Well, nearly Brexit.
Ed Gamble
Brexit chocolate.
James Acaster
No, that was 48.52, but it was
Easter Belfridge
technically not Brexit chocolate.
James Acaster
Just it felt so close. It might have been.
Easter Belfridge
So then there's the chocolate. There's the Brexit, not Brexit chocolate.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And then the ice cream I did inside was like a kind of a coffee miso maple cinnamon ice cream with like miso maple caramel swirls. So that goes inside.
James Acaster
Great.
Easter Belfridge
And then you dip it like you dip the edge in chocolate again.
James Acaster
Yeah, same chocolate.
Easter Belfridge
Same chocolate. Brexit chocolate. It. No, I don't want to be quoted that. But not just 55 to 60%.
Ed Gamble
Is that nerve wracking when you dip it?
Easter Belfridge
Yeah. Oh, it's quite fun to kind of do it.
James Acaster
Like.
Easter Belfridge
So you've got the bowl of melted chocolate and you kind of have to go like that.
Ed Gamble
Like a pie that should be like frozen.
Easter Belfridge
Exactly. That's a perfect description, James. Wow, that's really good.
Ed Gamble
Thank you. You're good with words and stuff.
Easter Belfridge
You really are.
Ed Gamble
Do you refreeze it so the ice cream doesn't drop out?
Easter Belfridge
Yes, I forgot that step. Yeah. So fill it. So I put the ice cream in a, like made the ice cream. Then you don't want to set it until it's like super hard, but like put it into a piping bag and like when it's at the perfect level of frozen that you can kind of pipe it. Then you pipe it into the shell, the chocolate, and it's like a thick layer of chocolate inside, not just like a thin brush. Then you pipe the ice cream in and then you're right. Then you have to like freeze it again. So the ice cream sets and then you dip it in the chocolate and then in loads of caramelized nuts.
James Acaster
So annoyed we can't eat this. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
That sounds absolutely amazing.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
Found a photo of it. It looks absolutely incredible actually.
Easter Belfridge
If you go to the right, you can see the dip. There's like a dip at the pirate ship. Dip.
James Acaster
Oh, there's gonna be a little video of the dip.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah, look at this.
James Acaster
It's great. We're just scrolling through.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah.
James Acaster
Piping in the ice cream piping.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, yeah. And it had nuts in the ice cream as well. And caramel.
Ed Gamble
You know when. You know when you know instinctively that you look at something and you go, if I tried that, it would be a fucking disaster. It'll be such a mess.
Easter Belfridge
But you really can only do a few at a time because it is a. It is a nightmare to make. And I did put it on a menu somewhere that I did a residency for and was. It didn't turn out well. Like, it's something that you need to do on a small scale.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Like it just. It's anyway. But it's so good.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
And I want that not made by me, though. I want someone else to make it.
Ed Gamble
Who do you want to make it? I mean, obviously the genie can make it, but you can have any. You could have.
Easter Belfridge
I think I'd like the Genie to
James Acaster
make it other countries. That's the kind of thing that. First try, I'd nail it and then I'd never do it. Well again. I'll be so focused on the first guy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
That I'd somehow. It'd be luck involved. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
As well. Yeah.
James Acaster
And then I'd never be able to do it again.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, I haven't really done it since. It's a pain in the ass. So that's why I would want you, the genie, to make it.
James Acaster
Pleasure.
Easter Belfridge
Thank you.
James Acaster
I will be eating them as I go, so it's going to take a while for you to get.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
To get one.
Easter Belfridge
They're just so crunchy and you know when you have a Cornetto and like the best bit at the end is like. Like.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
The big chunk of chocolate that has a bit of ice cream on top. Like, you've got that all the way through because, like, the chocolate's. Like the layer of chocolate inside is thick.
James Acaster
They've started selling those on their own, haven't they? The. The bottoms of the cornet. I saw. I saw it somewhere in a back. I was like, it's typical. But I was like, I don't. Weirdly, I didn't want it.
Easter Belfridge
No, no, no. Because you want, like, it's. It's the reward for having.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
This is. This is this new generation.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
They don't want to do anyone. They just.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
They just want to get straight to the tip.
James Acaster
On holiday last week.
Easter Belfridge
Yes.
James Acaster
My partner got a Calippo. Put it in. Flavor orange. Put it. Well, fair enough.
Easter Belfridge
No, keep going.
James Acaster
Put it in what she thought was the freezer in the Airbnb. It wasn't it was the fridge. Then she came back to. It was like, oh, it's all melted now. I was like, that's the best bit is at the end of the Calippo when it's all juiced juice. She's like, I don't want to. Just this. Do you want it? I was like, actually, I don't. I've really learned something about myself.
Ed Gamble
Wow, that is one of the worst stories you've ever told.
James Acaster
What?
Ed Gamble
I. That story. If you tell that story, it's got to end with you drinking it.
James Acaster
That's a good story.
Easter Belfridge
So neither. So what, you just put it back in the fridge and left it?
James Acaster
Oh, we actually located the freezer and put it in there. But then. Oh, here's the story. Here's the end of the story. Okay. When we left the Airbnb, we realized we still didn't add it. It was in the freezer.
Easter Belfridge
So no one has a caliper or
James Acaster
whoever was in the Airbnb next time.
Easter Belfridge
Now, that's the good story. Imagining who ate your caliper. And it could have been anyone.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, they would have found.
James Acaster
They would have found it in there, I'd imagine.
Ed Gamble
The owner of the Airbnb probably did a quick scan and.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, yeah, just a quick, quick little
James Acaster
Johnny, if you're listening. I hope you enjoyed it, brother.
Ed Gamble
Johnny.
James Acaster
Yeah, Johnny. His name. Johnny. I hope you enjoy that clipo. And just like, I didn't have the heart to write this on the feedback, but you text way too frequently, and we could have done with hearing less obvious you.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, God, I really hope he was listening.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Learn a thing or two about boundaries.
James Acaster
Yeah. Hell, he doesn't care. That guy Constant then asks you at the end to give him good reviews.
Easter Belfridge
Did he text you asking for a good review?
James Acaster
What's happened? Me?
Easter Belfridge
No.
Ed Gamble
What was he texting you throughout the trip?
James Acaster
Kept on being like, how. How are you today?
Easter Belfridge
Good. I've had that before.
James Acaster
Is anything I can do today? Everything's all right? Everything's fine, Johnny. We're all good. All good here. Okay. Are you gonna leave a good review? Well, time will tell. You said maybe something savory as well, though.
Easter Belfridge
I mean, I would like cheese as well.
James Acaster
Yeah, sure.
Easter Belfridge
I'm almost full at this point. Thank you, Genie.
Ed Gamble
Almost satisfied.
Easter Belfridge
Almost satisfied. Yeah, that's right. Not full. Yeah, almost satisfied. But I will have cheese. And I do like sheep cheeses. They're my favorite sort of variety, like a Spenwood. And I did have, like, a kind of. It was basically like a Camembert, but made out of sheep soup. And I don't know what it's called, but it was delicious. So I'd like that. And a really good cheddar. Like a very mature, grainy, crunchy cheddar. Maybe a Conte. Is it Conte or Conte?
Ed Gamble
Conte.
Easter Belfridge
With an M. With an M, Yeah, one of those. And then I am a fan of, like, fruit sweetened cheese. Fruit and cheese. So I would like.
James Acaster
Crazy.
Easter Belfridge
Crazy. I know. Absolutely bonkers. First person to put it together. But in Brazil we have cheese with guava, like a guava paste, which is quite similar to like membrillo. What's that? Quince. So I want that. So, like guava cheese. Maybe some like, fruity crack. Fruity nutty crackers. But not like a water cracker.
Ed Gamble
No, that is a bit. Yeah, I'm not into that.
Easter Belfridge
Or like those. No, Any of those. Like Jacob's crackers or a water cracker. Horrendous.
Ed Gamble
No, I like the digestive one. One we've talked about.
Easter Belfridge
Digestives.
Ed Gamble
Well, they basically are, but in like a big box of crackers. Like a selection box.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
There's always one that's in the shape of a loaf and it has Hovis written on it and it's basically a digestive.
Easter Belfridge
Oh, I've never tried that.
Ed Gamble
And you put like, rubbish, really mature cheddar onto a digestive. Really good.
Easter Belfridge
I'll have a little hunk of cheddar now. I'm starving.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I was meant to make it so that you never get full and then get full at the end and now you're starving.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Easter Belfridge
It's true.
Ed Gamble
It's a curse.
James Acaster
You fail, it's a curse. I'll eat your menu. Back to you now, see how you feel about it.
Easter Belfridge
Please.
James Acaster
Some of this I won't be able to say. You would like cold sparkling water from a babbling brook. Shout out Mae Martin with a short glass and three standard sized ice cubes in it and a medium amount of lime juice.
Easter Belfridge
It's perfect.
James Acaster
You would like chicken liver crostini from the Co Op in Rufina.
Easter Belfridge
Rufina.
James Acaster
Yep. A starter.
Ed Gamble
You'll never go again.
James Acaster
Mexican feast. For your starter, Jamie Fleming's tostada. Raw bonito al Pastor. Tacos from El Vilcito. Pork tamales from El Inca Plebeo, which is Ecuadorian. Yep.
Ed Gamble
James, you did the thing that basically every British man does where you can't pronounce something, so you just give a bit of hand. You just threw a Bit of hand in and sort that out.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, a bit of hand and a
James Acaster
bit of a little gesture at the end. Ceviche. Some guaca, mescalita and a mescalita pasta.
Easter Belfridge
This is going terribly.
James Acaster
Rabbit porchetta with salsa verde aioli, peppercorn sauce. Protein rich side. A Tuscan roast potatoes, tomato salad, sauteed greens. Drink chilled red.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah, baby.
James Acaster
Dessert. Those tacos, which are the best tacos ever, Your own recipe. I'll make them. And a bunch of cheese. Cheese and crackers and stuff. Doesn't really matter what they are.
Ed Gamble
And guava.
James Acaster
And guava and stuff.
Easter Belfridge
A bunch of cheese.
Ed Gamble
You'd eat the guava?
James Acaster
Guava. Huh?
Ed Gamble
You'd eat the guava?
James Acaster
I'd have the guava cheese at all. No, I do. I do. I would. I would have.
Easter Belfridge
You'd have the cheese?
James Acaster
Course I would have some cheese, for sure. Especially. I keep thinking about, like. And I know you don't like truffles. You'd hate it. This truffle breed I had, and I just kept.
Easter Belfridge
Wait. No, actually, you know, I don't. I don't mind a truffle brie. I just don't like truffle scented things like synthetic truffle.
Ed Gamble
Fair enough.
James Acaster
How do you feel about that menu?
Easter Belfridge
I feel really good about it, but I do feel like it's missing roast duck lasagna and prawn.
Ed Gamble
Chung fun it is.
Easter Belfridge
And stir fry turnip cake. So we'll just add those in.
James Acaster
Yeah, well, you can have that for yourself. Yeah, yeah. You know, this is for myself.
Ed Gamble
We'll give you a takeaway bag on the way out.
Easter Belfridge
Okay.
Ed Gamble
We're kicking out the restaurant now, but you can have a takeaway bag with all those things in and you can eat them. Eat them on the way home.
Easter Belfridge
No, I don't want a takeaway bag.
James Acaster
No, you'd like them.
Ed Gamble
But it's a takeaway bag or nothing, I'm afraid.
Easter Belfridge
Well, I'll take the takeaway bag, then.
Ed Gamble
Well, thank you very much. Thanks for the car park. Thanks for coming to the dream restaurant, Easter.
Easter Belfridge
Thank you so much for having me. It's been the honor of my life.
James Acaster
Oh, finally, someone says it.
Ed Gamble
There we go, James.
James Acaster
Oh, Bonito's tummy's growling.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, that's funny, isn't it? It was a nice menu. So I can't understand why your tummy might be growling. But he held it. He held it like he was having a contraction.
James Acaster
Yes. Yes. He was very worried about it. He couldn't believe it.
Ed Gamble
Benito's waters have just broken.
James Acaster
Yeah, he wasn't all relaxed like, I don't know, Saltzman, Andy Zaltzman.
Ed Gamble
Andy Saltzman. I mean, Zaltzman must just be rumbling 24 7.
James Acaster
Didn't face him at all. Yeah, Bonito just looked at us there, all worried and scared that he was going to die.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Oh, no, Bonito, take him to the hospital. His tummy's rumbling.
Ed Gamble
Thank you so much to Easter for coming on the show and thank you for not saying Easter egg. And so sorry about that again.
James Acaster
Yes, yes. Thank you, Easter. Everyone should go and buy Easter's book
Ed Gamble
Mezcla and also Flavor, which he co wrote with Yotam Otolenghi.
James Acaster
Yeah. Shout out Ottolenghi. Yeah. Oh, we don't give enough shout outs on this podcast.
Ed Gamble
Peter Piper.
James Acaster
Shout out Peter Piper. Always.
Ed Gamble
Always shout out Peter Piper.
James Acaster
Always shout out Peter Piper. Ottalengi. And I guess Easter. So Jesus Christ, since we're talking so much about Easter eggs earlier, shout out to Jesus Christ.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Yeah. Not because of Easter's name.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
But because we were saying Easter eggs.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Easter Belfridge
Yeah.
James Acaster
So shout out. JC Yep.
Ed Gamble
Thanks very much for listening.
James Acaster
Was that we're ending the podcast?
Ed Gamble
I think so. You see you who's just shouted out Jesus Christ.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
So what am I supposed to do now? So I'm supposed to clear up your mess and end the podcast?
James Acaster
Well, I was hoping so, though.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Thought you could clear up my mess.
Ed Gamble
Shout out all deities.
James Acaster
Yes, especially Jesus Christ.
Ed Gamble
No, no, no, no, no, no. Thanks for listening.
James Acaster
Goodbye. See you in heaven when you get there. If you ever get there. Foreign.
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James Acaster
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Easter Belfridge
doesn't toast as a bread. And I said that I take it in the hand and the mouth like communion. Did you? I did.
James Acaster
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Easter Belfridge
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James Acaster
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Guest: Ixta Belfrage
Episode Release Date: March 25, 2026
Podcast Description: Comedians Ed Gamble and James Acaster invite special guests into their magical restaurant to choose their dream meal, from starter to dessert. This episode features acclaimed chef and cookbook author Ixta Belfrage.
This lively episode welcomes Ixta Belfrage (chef, co-author of Ottolenghi’s “Flavor”, author of “Mezcla”), who joins Ed and James for a deeply food-focused and tangential conversation. The crew delves into Ixta’s culinary preferences, the process behind her most acclaimed dishes, food opinions, and a hilariously sprawling off-menu feast. The conversation traverses Italian and Mexican cuisines, beloved snacks, controversial food hot-takes (including the “proper” roast potato), and the yearning for that elusive perfect meal. Expect witty exchanges, digressions about Instagram comments, and lots of laughter—real or fake.
[13:05] Ixta shares stories about her recent pop-up at Decimo (The Standard Hotel, London), emphasizing her “elbow-deep in prawns” experience.
Prawn lasagna is discussed as her signature dish, lauded especially by James.
[19:03] Ixta chooses “sparkling water from a babbling brook, very cold, short glass, three ice cubes, bit of lime.”
She passionately dislikes tall glasses and specifies all details, adding humor about “medium” everything.
On prawn lasagna:
Starter selection (water):
Laugh critique:
On Italian vs. English roast potatoes:
On her legendary pasta:
On constructing the dessert taco:
On her wishes:
This episode distills the essence of Off Menu—epicurean joy, absurdity, granular debate, and genuine passion. Culinary geek-outs, chef myths debunked, and the dream restaurant concept are elevated by the chemistry of the hosts and their guest. Perfect for fans of imaginative menus and unapologetic food nerdery.
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“It’s been the honor of my life!” — Ixta Belfrage ([87:57])