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Jenna Fischer
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Jenna Fischer
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Angela Kinsey
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Jenna Fischer
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Start designing today@canva.com welcome to our second drink of customer survey. And not to toot our own horn, but here I go. Toot, toot, toot, toot. This is a fantastic episode, lady.
Jenna Fischer
It is. It really actually is. Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Stephen Merchant joins us on the podcast. It's such a fun interview. He shares how we met Ricky Gervais and then how he they came to co create the UK version of the Office and then we, of course, ask him all about directing this hilarious episode, and he shares the inspiration for that amazing buttlicker scene.
Jenna Fischer
And when we asked you all what your favorite scene was from this episode, so many of you wrote in to say that it was the buttlicker scene. For example, Miranda D. From Australia said, ladies, my favorite moment from this episode is the bit where Dwight, Michael, and Jim are in the conference room doing the mock phone call. It is so hilarious seeing Michael and Dwight get so lost in the bit, especially because Michael is showing his love of improv.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And Rena E. From Los Angeles says, office, ladies, I have been a listener since the beginning, and I love everything about the show. Thank you, Rena. And she goes on to say, I finally decided to go back to the first drinks. Is that a thing of the show? So I could submit all the questions I'm always thinking of when I listen. I have been waiting for this episode to get to second drink so I could tell you this. My husband and I find the line butt liquor. Our prices have never been lower. So funny. So you know how sometimes a dog will just decide to lick their butt at the most inappropriate time? Every time our dog does this, we say to him, rusty, have your price has never been lower. Very confusing to anyone who doesn't get the reference, but hilarious to us every time. Love, love, love the podcast and your incredible camaraderie with one another.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Rebecca L. From Maryland wrote in to say that, first of all, Rebecca also loved the scene. But Rebecca has a background catch. Rebecca said, ladies, did you catch Rain almost breaking in this scene? I can see him start to laugh at 8 minutes, 44 seconds in the original version. It is right after he has to yell that the prices have never been lower. Lady, I went and rewatched it and I totally saw it.
Angela Kinsey
Rain is so clearly about to laugh and he's trying to hide his smile. He sort of covers his mouth by, like, leaning onto his fist on the table.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. He's doing the Mindy. That's the Mindy move.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Well, everyone, we pulled a clip of the moment where Rain almost breaks. We didn't play this in our first breakdown, and it's just so hilarious, we thought we should hear it.
Stephen Merchant
Hello? Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Well, that's great, because I need paper. Excellent.
Angela Kinsey
Then you are in luck because we
Stephen Merchant
are having a limited time offer only on everything. Wow, this is my lucky day. Ask him his name. What is your name, sir? I am Bill Butlicker. Really?
Jenna Fischer
That's your real name?
Stephen Merchant
How dare you? My family built this country, by the way. Be respectful, Dwight, please.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, Michael.
Stephen Merchant
Would you hold on one second?
Jenna Fischer
That's my other line. What?
Stephen Merchant
No, but I. Hello? Yeah, no, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, it's up to you to change his mind.
Stephen Merchant
Sorry, that was a family emergency. Oh, no.
Jenna Fischer
What's wrong?
Stephen Merchant
You know what? That's private. Boundaries.
Jenna Fischer
Twice.
Angela Kinsey
Come on.
Stephen Merchant
I'm sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having a limited.
Jenna Fischer
A little bit louder.
Stephen Merchant
I'm hard of hearing.
Angela Kinsey
He's hard if he's an old man.
Stephen Merchant
Okay, as I was saying, right now
Jenna Fischer
we are talking louder, okay?
Stephen Merchant
Our prices have never been lower. Son, you have to talk louder. Never been lower. Louder, son. Buttnacker. Our prices have never been lowered.
Jenna Fischer
Stop.
Stephen Merchant
Pete, that is totally inappropriate.
Angela Kinsey
You should never yell at the client.
Stephen Merchant
You're right. Now you listen to me, sir.
Angela Kinsey
It's so good.
Jenna Fischer
So good.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Rebecca, we love that background catch and the journey it took us on. And I have another background catch, but this one is actually from the Cold Open scene. You know, when everyone gathers around to ask Michael how he proposed to Holly. And then Michael spins this crazy yarn. Yes, we actually played the clip in our breakdown because it's so funny. But Dylan Q. From Annapolis, Maryland, pointed out something really interesting. Quote, in the Cold Open, Michael says that he gave his girlfriend the Heimlich maneuver because he's CPR trained. But a few episodes later, the whole office receives CPR training, and Michael clearly has no idea how this training works. Was this because Customer survey was supposed to come after stress relief, or do you ladies think it was just a mistake? I've been listening since day one. Your breakdowns used to make me feel like I was watching the Office while I was at work.
Jenna Fischer
Well, first of all, Dylan, this is a very, very good catch. Like a plus catch. Yeah, I went back, I looked at the dates on our shooting drafts for both Customer survey and stress relief. For Customer survey, it was September 10th. For stress relief, it was December 17th. So the answer is no. Stress relief was never going to come out before Customer survey.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, I think it was just a blip. You know, they just missed it.
Jenna Fischer
They missed it. But Dylan didn't miss it. Dylan's paying attention.
Angela Kinsey
Well, thanks, you guys so much for writing in. We really love this episode, and we think you will, too. So here's our breakdown of Customer Survey with Stephen Merchant.
Jenna Fischer
I'm Jenna Fisher.
Angela Kinsey
And I'm Angela Kinsey.
Jenna Fischer
We were on the Office together and we're best friends. And now we're doing the ultimate Office Rewatch podcast just for you.
Angela Kinsey
Each week we will break down an episode of the Office and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you.
Jenna Fischer
We're the Office Ladies.
Angela Kinsey
Oh boy.
Jenna Fischer
This is a good episode of Office Ladies today.
Angela Kinsey
I'm so excited for you guys to hear it. I'm excited to listen to it.
Jenna Fischer
I'm going to listen to it over and over and over again.
Angela Kinsey
We're listening to ourselves right now.
Jenna Fischer
Today we're going to be talking about Customer Survey. It is season five, episode seven. It was written by Lester Lewis and directed by Stephen Merchant.
Angela Kinsey
The Stephen Merchant. Come on, you guys listening? You know who Stephen Merchant is?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Creator of the British Office. Come on, we got to talk to him. You guys. I was supposed to wait until fast fact two, but I can't wait. I can't wait.
Angela Kinsey
We tried really hard to keep it together.
Jenna Fischer
We couldn't do it.
Angela Kinsey
We couldn't do it.
Jenna Fischer
All right, we'll still go through the motions. Summary. Jim and Dwight received poor customer surveys and they joined forces to uncover why. Were they really bad? Is something going on?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, a little bit of a whodunit.
Jenna Fischer
Whodunnit. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim communicate all day long via teeny tiny bluetooth earpieces. And Andy and Angela make some wedding plan decisions.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yes, they do. They get the best tin test in all the land.
Jenna Fischer
They do. I loved that so much. We got them. We got them.
Angela Kinsey
We got them.
Jenna Fischer
Alright, fast fact number one. We shot this episode the week of September 8, 2008. It was our 79th episode overall and I got curious, like, how many episodes of Office Ladies have we done?
Angela Kinsey
Oh my gosh, how many have we done?
Jenna Fischer
This is our 83rd.
Angela Kinsey
You're kidding.
Jenna Fischer
That's bonkers, right? Wow, we're like zeroing in on the big 100 in both cases.
Angela Kinsey
Can we have a party?
Jenna Fischer
I think we can.
Angela Kinsey
Sam, can we have a party?
Stephen Merchant
We sure can.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you. You can be head of the PPC for Office Ladies.
Stephen Merchant
This has become a task for me.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, you got the coolest Christmas tree this year. Come on.
Stephen Merchant
That is very true.
Angela Kinsey
You're head of the ppc.
Jenna Fischer
You had to ask Sam if we could have a party because he's like the one person who's gonna come. We don't have very many people that work on Office Ladies. If Sam's not down. Then we don't have much of a party.
Angela Kinsey
Pretty much. It's Sam and Cassie. Cody, will you stop by? Maybe. Colin?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, we gotta get Iliana in.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, and Marissa. Yeah, those are our peeps. And we still need to have Take youe Kid to Work Day because my kids really want to come in the studio.
Jenna Fischer
We were just talking about it on the drive to school today, about how they want to come because summer break.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, let's get them in here.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. Wait, this is a big episode. We'll chitty chat later.
Jenna Fischer
All right, we'll figure that out later. Fast. Fact number two. Stephen Merchant directed this episode. So he and Ricky Gervais created the British Office. It ran on BBC2 for two seasons. They were six episodes each. And then they did a two part Christmas special. They wrote and directed all of the episodes themselves.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. They would sit together with a Dictaphone. Right. And they would talk out scenes and then transcribe them. They wrote the whole series, just the two of them.
Jenna Fischer
And then they let us make an American version. And then Stephen directed this episode and then he agreed to come on our podcast.
Angela Kinsey
Ladies.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, my goodness. I mean, wow. To prep us before we listen to the interview, I thought we should go over a few facts about the British office and the American office.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, I like it.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, so the British office was set at a paper company called Wernham Hogg, and it was located in Slough. The building that they used for the exterior of their show, it was located on Slough Trading Estate, and it was called the Crossbow House. But they tore it down in 2013.
Angela Kinsey
Aww.
Jenna Fischer
So you can't visit it when we
Angela Kinsey
do our England tour of Office locations.
Jenna Fischer
We're not going to be able to see that one.
Angela Kinsey
Well, we might just have to go to the spot. Yeah, we'll point to the spot.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. It'll be a great photo.
Angela Kinsey
You know what? I'll put it in our scrapbook.
Jenna Fischer
Dunder Mifflin, on the other hand, was located in Scranton. And the exterior of our building was and still is located at Chandler Valley Studios on Saddoquoia street in Van Nuys, California. You can take a picture with that one.
Angela Kinsey
You can.
Jenna Fischer
But as a nod to the British series, the address of Dunder Mifflin is listed as 1725 Slough Avenue.
Angela Kinsey
I know. I always love that.
Jenna Fischer
It's so sweet.
Angela Kinsey
So sweet. It's even on, like, the fakey business cards.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Like Michael Scott had business cards. I might have taken one. I might have stolen one. It has that address.
Jenna Fischer
Well, we will talk more about these two companies when we speak with Steven.
Angela Kinsey
Should we get to it?
Jenna Fischer
Well, I have one more fast fact.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my Lord.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, let's do it. I know, I know.
Angela Kinsey
I'm so excited.
Jenna Fischer
Fast fact number three. This episode was written by Lester Lewis.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yes.
Jenna Fischer
And I found an interview with Lester where he talked a little bit about what it was like knowing that an episode he had written was gonna be directed by Stephen Merchant.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, I love it. Can I hear it?
Jenna Fischer
Yes. So he said that the story for this episode was already in place before Steven was attached to direct. So as he was writing it, luckily, he had no idea that, like, one of them. Yes.
Angela Kinsey
I wouldn't want that in my head. I would just want to, like, write what I was going to write without any pressure.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. But then he was so nervous when he found out because, you know, the writer gets to walk around with the director for the whole week.
Angela Kinsey
They're together the whole time.
Jenna Fischer
It's like a very close relationship.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
I mean, I would be pooping my pants.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, a little bit.
Jenna Fischer
But he said any nervousness that he felt totally disappeared when he met Stephen and that Stephen participated in the final rewrites of the script. He wished that Stephen Merchant could be with us for every single episode.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, that's so sweet.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I couldn't agree more with that.
Angela Kinsey
I know, I know.
Jenna Fischer
His energy is just fantastic.
Angela Kinsey
So smart, so funny, and so kind.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Jenna, later, when we break down the episode, I have a little story I want to share about Lester because he rescued me in a scene. Oh, he really did. But now we're going to take a break, and when we come back, Stephen Merchant. Merchant.
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Stephen Merchant
Aw.
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Jenna Fischer
Steven. Hello.
Stephen Merchant
Hi. Well, I should. I feel like I should say hello, office ladies.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, hi.
Jenna Fischer
Thank you.
Angela Kinsey
I love that.
Stephen Merchant
I don't know if you've noticed, in honour of both the British and the UK versions of the Office, I am wearing my Wernham Hog baseball cap, which is the Dunder Mifflin of the uk, But I have my Dunder Mifflin mug, which I believe was a crew gift for my cup of tea. So, you know, I'm just trying to pay homage to both sides of the Atlantic in both shows.
Jenna Fischer
You're awesome. You are so awesome.
Angela Kinsey
We love that so much.
Jenna Fischer
Well, let's see. To kick things off, I thought that. And I'm sure you've been asked this a million times, Steven, about meeting Ricky for the first time, but the reason I bring it up is because you mentioned Angela and I, we're rocking a duo. You're part of this duo with Ricky, but there are these people who when we meet them, they just change the course of our lives. I think back to, you know, Lennon meets McCartney. Right? Like, what is that?
Stephen Merchant
Wow. I'm already an amazing company. This is exciting.
Angela Kinsey
Jenna, as you said that, I'M like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Jenna Fischer
Wow.
Angela Kinsey
When we sat next to each other in the basketball episode, I didn't realize the impact I was gonna have.
Jenna Fischer
That was our Lennon McCartney moment.
Angela Kinsey
Angela. Oh, wow.
Jenna Fischer
So, Steven, I know that you went in to interview for a job to be Ricky's assistant at a radio station. You walk in the door, you meet this man. Did you feel it?
Angela Kinsey
Was there a spark?
Jenna Fischer
Was there a shift in the universe?
Stephen Merchant
Well, it was interesting because, as you say, I did indeed go into a building to meet him. But he very quickly said, let's go to the pub for a pint of beer.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Stephen Merchant
There aren't many bosses that do that. He was hiring me for the job, so I was immediately charmed by that. I thought that sort of seemed like the right approach. And we went down the road and had a pint and we got chatting and we seemed to have a lot of sort of common loves of things like music and comedy and stuff. So we hit it off in that regard. But then he said something to me which I think was revealing. He said, listen, I. This was a radio station where we were both going to work. And he said, listen, I don't know anything about radio. I've sweet talked my way into this job. I don't know what I'm doing. And you seem to have had a little radio experience. If you do all the work, I'll make sure you have fun. And I, in need of a job, thought, that sounds like a fair deal. And so I joined the station with Ricky as essentially my boss. And true to his word, he did not know what he was doing. But we managed to find a sort of working relationship. And after a little while, we were behind the scenes guys. But after a little while, they realized that our better asset was being on the radio. And once we went on the radio and we started talking and being. And being kind of presenters, kind of like you guys, that was where, I think, where it all started to make more sense. And I think that was where our, if you like, our sense of humor and our relationship with each other and our rapport. I think that's where it really began to develop sort of on the radio. And then from then it was sort of, you know, it was plain sailing, really, you know, and we just. And so much of what we are experiencing, so much of sort of getting to know someone that you end up working with in that way is, I think, just as I'm sure you guys discovered, it's just finding all the Things you have in common and I suppose the things you don't like, you know, and sort of deciding that these are the movies we like, these are the comedy we like, this is what we don't. And I think that so much of the initial sort of partnering was that, was finding that stuff, that common ground.
Angela Kinsey
Oh man, that is such a great story.
Jenna Fischer
And also I feel like something Angela and I have discovered in working together is like our strengths and weaknesses and how they. And our differences in our work. We both have strong work ethics, but we work differently. What do you think were some of those things that made you and Ricky a good duo?
Stephen Merchant
Well, I think I was a little younger than Ricky and so I had a sort of youthful ambition and a kind of get up and go sort of dynamism. I mean, at the time we were working at this radio show and then I would go off and do stand up comedy in the evenings and things, whereas Ricky would sort of be home eating cheese with his girlfriend by sort of, you know, 6:00pm And I think, you know, he was older and he'd sort of settled into a certain groove. And I think I had this kind of eagerness to sort of make my stamp on the world and I think. But at the same time, I think what Ricky had was just a sort of untapped, kind of explosive brilliance that was just sort of waiting to be, to be sort of mined, you know. And I think I had this slightly more kind of structured, slightly more rigid approach to things. And I think it was his sort of, his wild spontaneity and my kind of slightly more, you know, by the book approach. I think kind of bringing those two things together sort of worked well, you know, and I was able to kind of chaperone him through some of the more boring bits of writing, if you like, the working of the plots and all those sort of things. Whereas. But at the same time, he had a kind of. He was just sort of smart, he was just wise about people and about, you know, he was just older. And so there was a big brother quality to him that he could bring to it as well. So it was just a really interesting dynamic. We sort of supported each other and we kind of, I think, sparked each other's creativity in different ways. It was just a very exhilarating sort of time in both our lives, I think.
Angela Kinsey
Steven, you're my Jenna. You're my Jenna.
Stephen Merchant
Well, there you go.
Jenna Fischer
That's what I was gonna say. I'm you, Steven. I'm the structure and the tasks and the. And Angela's the ba boom boom.
Angela Kinsey
I'm like, let's go grab a pint. Let's bounce some ideas off.
Jenna Fischer
And I'm like, I'll get a pint with you, but I'm bringing a notebook.
Stephen Merchant
Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I remember meeting you for the first time when you came to the set of the Office. Early, Early Jenna.
Angela Kinsey
Where was that? Where did you guys meet? Was it the original Culver City set?
Jenna Fischer
Wasn't it, Steven, do you remember?
Stephen Merchant
I definitely think it was a season one.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And we weren't on those sound stages yet. Right.
Angela Kinsey
We were in an actual thing.
Stephen Merchant
That's right. It was a real office above a real factory. Is that right? Or a real warehouse.
Jenna Fischer
Above a real warehouse, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And didn't you guys. Stephen, when you filmed the BBC version, weren't you in an actual office building as well? Weren't they like people working on the other side of the wall?
Stephen Merchant
That's very. That's absolutely true. Although, bizarrely, we were within a studio complex, a small British TV studio, but we were not in the studio. We were in an actual office in the studio complex. And yes, as you say, there were sort of who were kind of annoyed by the noise we were making and were trying to get on with a job of work and we were there kind of, you know, running around and making noise and doing funny dances and whatever else. So, yeah, so it was definitely very much a real office. And it had all of the pros and cons of that, I suppose that it was. It felt real and we wanted it to feel very lived in and we wanted it to. We always wanted our version of the Office to feel like a documentary that had sort of been made and then everyone forgot about it and it was just on a shelf somewhere at the BBC for like 10 years, and someone dusted it off and was like, put this on tv. So we wanted the whole thing to feel tired. The Office should feel tired. The people, the clothes. We always were very excited when the plants that we had on the set were slightly dying. We liked that idea. You know, it was the British. That British approach. You know, you reflect the weather by just making shows that are depressing. And that was what that office had. It had a slightly tired feel because it had been a real place. And it's somehow slightly harder to create that artificially. When you build a set, you know, you're always striving for that. So it had that nice, lived in quality, but obviously also restrictive to shoot in and a little bit difficult and, you know, not much Elbow room. And, you know, so it was pros and cons.
Angela Kinsey
Right. Our camera guys have talked about that. Where we filmed the original, you know, set in Culver City was an actual office, so no walls moved and you couldn't pop anything out. And that really just added to the authenticity. But that's where you guys met. You guys met for the pilot, maybe Jenna or the table read.
Jenna Fischer
I remember doing a reading for you guys. Gosh. I mean, and then I remember we ordered some food and had some lunch and just.
Stephen Merchant
Yes, but I think you were maybe shooting by then, weren't we? We were maybe shooting. I have a photo from that time which feels like you're on the set and everybody's kind of. I'm sure you're maybe working. And we were up and running by the time we actually visited. I felt like a lot of what we did initially was remote. I know that Greg Daniels came and visited us in England, and we sat with him for a couple of days and we sort of chewed the fat and tried to talk about how, you know, tried to give him a better insight into why we had chosen certain things for the British version and how they might translate to America and what the versions, what the equivalents would be in America. And it was fascinating to me because there were things which we assumed would be the same all over the world. For instance, the idea of an office, a group of people in office going to a pub quiz is quite a traditional idea. Here you'd go to a trivia night as a group, and that. I remember at the time, it felt like Greg. That wasn't as familiar to Greg, the idea of kind of the trivia night or the quiz night. And I guess maybe they are more common now, but I don't know that that was as. And it's interesting because when they did a version in France, it turns out that apparently on Friday night, at the end of the working day, on a Friday, the champagne comes out in an office.
Angela Kinsey
What?
Stephen Merchant
You know, where. I guess in France. I think champagne is just water in France, it's just everywhere. And I just thought it was fun, you know, just these interesting variations.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. How many different countries is the office in now?
Stephen Merchant
There was a French version. There was a French Canadian version. There was an Israeli version. There was, I believe, a. I think there might have been an Indian version.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my gosh.
Stephen Merchant
And I think there's a South American version, but I forget where exactly in South America. But it was frustrating because they would send us copies of these, but of course, none of them had Subtitles. So it was just speaking in their local languages. And I have no idea whether it was good or bad.
Angela Kinsey
It's gotta just be so amazing, Stephen, when you take a moment and sit in that. That you went and grabbed a pint with this guy, and all these years later, this idea that the two of you had is everywhere. It's everywhere. It's gotta be just so.
Stephen Merchant
It's like COVID 19.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no. Yeah.
Stephen Merchant
No, it's. No, I know what you mean, but I think. Yes, But I think also what's exciting about that, and I think, particularly when you guys began your version, was that, you know, we always were a fan of our show, but we could never watch it as an audience watches it. Cause we were too immersed in it. We were there, we'd written it, and we were just too involved and we couldn't get any distance from it. Whereas I remember when they would send the seasons of your show, the episodes of your show, I could watch it like a fan. It was like. I was like, I'm just enjoying it as a fan and not as a creator in the same way. You know what I mean? It's very, very pleasurable. It was like you get to design your ideal show and then go off and have talented people make it and send it to you. You know what I mean? It's like sort of a weird. Like an amazing. Kind of like you won a competition, you design a show, and then talented people make it for many, many years.
Jenna Fischer
One of my favorite experiences was after we filmed the pilot, I was in London, and you and Ricky grabbed drinks with me at. Is it called the Groucho Club?
Stephen Merchant
That's right. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. And that was just so exciting. But then I was on the tube and I picked up what was like your version of TV Guide. And I looked in there and there was an article about how America was going to ruin the Office. And there was a little picture of my face in a bubble comparing me to Lucy Davis. And there were bubbles of all our faces talking about how we specifically outlining how we were each going to ruin the show. Yeah, I saw that. I put it in a scrapbook.
Stephen Merchant
Let me tell you right now, Jenna, what really happened was Ricky and I had that manufactured specially placed on the tube, planted on the tube, in order to really make you buck up your ideas and do a good job. But it's funny you should say that, because I remember that when it was first being discussed, as you say, there were a lot of things about, oh, America gonna ruin the show. And then there Was when your show started airing in the uk, it was kind of, oh, it's not as good as the British version. And then over time, it's become, the American version is far superior to the British version. This is the British. This is the way we do things here. You know what I mean? We're like, we kind of build you up and then we knock you down. And so, yeah, now very much the American version is kind of the much loved version, even by the British press. And Ricky and I are seen as kind of, oh, those guys. We're tired of the. No, no, it's amazing. It's amazing. Maybe it'll come full circle.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I remember meeting you guys on the new set when we moved, you know, way deep in the Valley, Chandler Valley Studios. And I'll never forget because you guys were coming for lunch and we were all super excited. And I think by now the supporting cast, we were actually. We had real contracts. So I think I was a little braver to, like, come up and say hi because maybe no one would fire me now because I was locked in. And you guys, we were going through the food line and the assistant director came up to me and said, angela, you're the first talking head up after lunch and Ricky and Steven will be here. And I just went like. I was like, oh, no, no. I just got the courage to say hi, please don't make me do a talking head in front of them. And Ricky said, oh, don't worry, I don't tisk too loudly. And he did his finger. And I was like, ahah. And then sort of broke into a cold sweat. But it was.
Stephen Merchant
I hope, though, that we. I hope ultimately, you know, I think we always ultimately tried to be supportive when we could. We were kind of aware that it was like there was this. I think just because we had British accents and we'd come from a long way away, it was like the queen had come to visit.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Stephen Merchant
And we were aware of that and I think trying to kind of, you know, make sure people realized we weren't here to judge or be mean.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no, you guys were great. We were just abuzz about having you guys on the set. And then when you came, I guess, you know, we're talking about customer survey this week. When you came to the set, I read that you were in the writers room for weeks before we actually shot.
Stephen Merchant
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And we always ask people how they got their job on the Office. I think we know you started by creating, but how did you end up directing this particular episode? Do you remember?
Stephen Merchant
Well, I think whenever I had visited. Cause I used to kind of visit whenever I was in la, sometimes with Ricky and sometimes without. And I tried to come, you know, once a season and stop by. And I was always very. I just loved being in the writers room because you got to remember in the uk, you know, Ricky and I wrote the show together and it was just us and we didn't do a lot of episodes, but, you know, it felt like a lot of hard work and it was, you know, it was just the two of us in this sort of cold London, little tiny office. And Whereas when you come to an American writing room, you know, there's so many people and it's just a really buzzy, exciting atmosphere. You're just with a lot of very talented, very smart people. Ideas are sort of pinging around and it's a very different experience to the British experience. And I always loved that. I was just always a fan of being in that environment. And so I think there have been conversations with Greg about sort of directing an episode and it just never worked out schedule wise or I was always doing something with Ricky or I was doing something else in the uk and for whatever reason I had that little window of time. And I think. So I think in a sense that particular episode was the one that was up and when I could slot it in. But I had those few weeks ahead of it and I just wanted. I just thought, well, I really. I love being in the writing room. I love being in that. That sort of environment. Let me come over and just absorb that. And I'm sort of really glad I did because I felt like I was able to contribute to the script of that episode. And again, like I say, just. I just really had a blast just seeing how it worked and seeing the ideas you're bouncing around the room and seeing how one idea becomes another and how jokes are improved and like I say, not something I'd really experienced in the uk. So it was a learning curve for me as much as it was. As much as it was a job, if you like.
Jenna Fischer
And do you remember any pitches from the room? I know there's one scene, the Mr. Butlicker scene, right.
Angela Kinsey
That was loosely based off a situation you had at a job where you had to do the train up.
Jenna Fischer
Right?
Stephen Merchant
That's right. That's right. I was working at a call center, answering phones, and we had to have training for a week beforehand. And one of the things we had to do was one person went in one room and called another trainee and one was the customer and one was the person working at the call center. And I figured that in order to maximize this and kind of get the most out of it, I thought it would be useful to be sort of a challenging customer, a little bit difficult or ask difficult questions or go quiet sometimes, just because that's what I wanted to learn. Because it's figured, you know, you're never going to be able to just follow a script, that someone always is going to be kind of difficult. So I started playing difficult customers for the other trainee. So I would be a little angry or whatever it would be, and eventually the guy in charge of the training took me aside and said, I can't have you do this anymore because you're upsetting the other trainees with your characters and with your questions and with your attitude. And. Anyway, so I'd always been very amused by that idea that in the course of that sort of training, you'd get so into the role that you'd sort of. It would overtake the training. So I raised that as an idea, and it just seemed like a funny idea to have Jim kind of deliberately needling Dwight in that way. And some of the writers went off and kind of came back with that scene. And I really was so happy with that. I thought it was absolutely fantastic. I thought it was a really funny spin on that idea. I thought that when we shot it, I thought the three guys were just fantastic. I loved the fact that it was sort of longer than a lot of scenes are traditionally in the show, that we could just sit in that moment. And I think it's. In a way, it sort of escalates and. And I just. I thought everyone kind of knocked out the park. And I'm sure there was a version of that that we shot where either Steve or. I forget. I think it was Steve at the end just said, we got the butt licker account, which I don't think we could ever squeeze into the finished cut. But there was a lot of sort of fun little improvs around the edges. And, yeah, I just think when there's a sort of. When there's three great performers and a really funny idea like that sort of given free reign, it. It's so thrilling to be there as a director and watch it happen. And I just thought. I was so satisfied with that scene.
Angela Kinsey
It's so great. It's so great.
Jenna Fischer
It's so good.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Jenna, do you remember. I remember, Stephen, when you were on set, we did rehearse scenes, and we had sort of been rehearsing for technical, for camera. But I felt like when you were there, we rehearsed really sort of the meat of the scene and walked through the scene and I loved it. I had a few scenes with Andy and I had that scene with Dwight, you know, where basically we're going to get married on Schrute Farms and I'm so happy and we're flirting and it's very weird, but we rehearsed, and I wish that we had done more of that. And was that part of your routine when you guys filmed in England? Were you rehearsing scenes before you shot them?
Stephen Merchant
We were. And I think also what I think I probably brought with me, which was perhaps a bit unnecessary, was I. I think I was still slightly hung up with this obsession with the kind of realism of what we tried to do. And not that your show wasn't realistic, but I think Ricky and I became very obsessed about realism and naturalism and what was real and what might happen and what might not happen. And I think actually it was a sort of unnecessary obsession because in the end, it's a TV show and, you know, it's just. You just do what's the funniest and smartest thing to do. And so I guess I was bringing with me this sort of. This. We must. We must get to the truth of it, you know, and it's kind of like, wait a minute, aren't they wearing tiny little Bluetooth headsets that don't exist? Like, why am I so hung up on the realism of this? You know? And so I think I was probably bringing an unnecessary obsession with that, which I transposed from our version. And it's funny because even when I look back at our version, it's not realistic. There's lots of completely absurd moments, but for whatever reason, we got that in our head. So I think probably I was bringing a bit of that to it. And I think what I hadn't anticipated is just that you guys were so in a groove by that point that you didn't need rehearsal, you didn't need directing. You know, you could do it just standing on your head. You knew the characters way better than me, and you were just. You could just slip in and out of it so kind of effortlessly that you just didn't need that. That sort of. That. That rehearsal or that kind of, you know, attention to detail, whatever it is, you know, you could just. I could have just left you to do it and come back after lunch, you know. So I think it was just like I say it was again. I think it's just slight naivety in a way about having not done, you know, American shows, particularly long running shows where at some point the cast are just so in sync with the show and the characters, they don't really need directing.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I don't. I agree with you that we were sort of like we were a machine at this time, season five. But for me and Jenna and I and the cast have talked about this, when we did rehearse with you, it sort of grounded us back down and got us back into character. And not that we would step out of character. Cause we could, like you said, we could go right to Angela Martin. I know her. Right. But I don't know, for us as actors, we got really into it because it allowed us to, you know, like, not to sound too actory, but have the moment. That's the craft. Right. And feel like you're really part of a production and kind of remind ourselves, oh yeah, we're here to, to do this really cool show that's a mockumentary. And I don't know, I geeked out about it, Jenna.
Jenna Fischer
No, I agree with you, Angela, because by this time it was season five and you know, at a certain point it can feel like a comedy factory, a comedy TV show factory. And we never wanted that. And we did always try to come back to that place of authenticity. And. And when you came in in this season and really reminded us of that, I thought there was such value in it. And then also I was so grateful that you directed this episode, Steven, because it ends with this big Jim, Pam, Alex, art school guy scene. You talked about the tiny Bluetooths that actually did not work.
Angela Kinsey
They didn't exist at the time. They were like completely made up. Right.
Jenna Fischer
Y.
Stephen Merchant
Isn't it now? Because, you know, now with the AirPods and these other things, you know, they're kind of standard issue, aren't they really? But at the time, that just seemed such a. Kind of crazy. That was probably something I was probably hung up on at the time. I was like, what is this? Is this a thing?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Stephen Merchant
Can these exist?
Angela Kinsey
And not only that, they probably would have been really expensive because no one.
Jenna Fischer
No one had them. Yes. And so we would be shooting these scenes and it would either be like an ad reading the line, so you'd be shooting John's side and I'm either off camera saying my lines so he can hear me, or it was an ad reading the lines. But in that last scene in particular, when Alex comes in to Pam at corporate and Jim can hear him giving her this pitch that she should not leave New York. I, I, we spent hours on that. I mean, it felt like a whole day we spent on that. And the, the script had, like seven alternates to that scene. It was bonkers.
Angela Kinsey
Didn't, didn't one all. Jenna, wasn't he, like, professing that he actually wanted to be in a relationship with you? Didn't. Wasn't, like, there a huge spectrum of, like, what Alex was going to say to you?
Jenna Fischer
Yes, it was that either the plea was he actually had a line where he said, it's always been you, Pam. I mean, that's heavy. And then there was this whole other version where he had no feelings for me. He was just really invested in my artistic life. And we were just.
Stephen Merchant
But did we shoot different versions? I can't, because I remember the discussion about that, and I feel like I was. It seemed odd to me, the kind of big declaration of love. For some reason, I was uncomfortable with that. But what you gotta remember as well is I wasn't entirely up to speed on what had already been being built within the season because obviously I'd only come in for that one episode, so. But I just. There was something for me that disquieted me about the declaration of love. I think partly because I think there was something. Whenever the kind of Jim and Pam relationship is threatened, particularly once you've got together, I kind of. It just makes me uncomfortable. It's like knowing that it's like your parents kind of the idea that your parents might get a divorce, it's sort of. I'm not. I just, it makes me sad. The kind of threat, the threat to the relationship just makes me sad. And so the idea, I don't know, I was worried that it was a sort of artificial jeopardy. Like, it didn't really count because there was no way that you were going to leave Jim. And so therefore we were sort of creating a phony drama. But that might be my mis. Memory. I don't remember. I don't. Was it, was it, was it, Was it nailed down by the time we filmed it? Do you remember?
Jenna Fischer
I do remember. The version where he professes his love was in the script. And John and I felt like you did. We thought, where is this coming from? We don't need this obstacle. And the one that appears in the show was an alternate. And so when we got to set, we were so excited that you were on our side. And we could be like, guys, Stephen Merchant, creator of the whole thing, thinks we're right. But it was still like this discussion. And I feel like for a while we tried to do this Frankenstein version where there was a little bit of his feelings and a little bit of art school. But ultimately, I'm so glad that we picked the one that was picked.
Stephen Merchant
But having watched the show again in anticipation of this, it's a little odd that he declares, like you say, he's so invested in your art school, because it feels like when he comes into the office. That's right. He comes into your. Wherever you're working in order to kind of have a word with you. And that definitely feels like he's gonna declare his love, because probably we filmed it thinking that was what was gonna happen. And then by the time he gets into the little side room with you, he's like, man, you gotta stick with that art. And it's kind of. Yeah, so it's a little art. It's still probably a little Frankenstein y.
Jenna Fischer
Well, it's also slightly out of the blue because we ended up cutting so much of my art school, which, at the time when we filmed this, we didn't know that scenes with Alix. And, you know, he had given me a couple of art pep talks already, but they never made it. So it is a little jarring. But it sets up a really nice story for Pam and Jim, which is that, you know, what does the art really mean to her? What did this New York experience mean to her? And, you know, and this is gonna kind of haunt her for a while. And that part I like about the scene.
Stephen Merchant
Yeah, you're right. And you agree. And I think, yes, it's that idea of, do you pursue a particular dream or do you be with the person you love? And the two things pulling at each other is an interesting idea.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I watched this episode again last night with my tweens, my 13 year olds. And just when Alex says, hey, can I talk to you? Just that, like the fact that he went to Dunder Mifflin corporate and sought her out to have a private conversation. They were like, whoa. So to me, it was a reminder that you don't have to do much to really convey emotion. And yes, Alex is saying, you've got to give your art a shot. You can't do New York in three months. But it's clearly about so much more. And Jim can hear that. Jim knows it's that dude thing where when he's like, oh, he's into you. And so for me, it was everything we needed. We didn't need anything more.
Jenna Fischer
There was something in the script that didn't make it in. That made me laugh, which is that while Alex is talking, Jim says, cough if you still love me. And I cough.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, that would have been great.
Stephen Merchant
Again, I don't want to take credit for things that weren't mine, but I feel like maybe I'm wrong about this. But my instinct is that the little sort of tag on that when Dwight recognizes the brand of Bluetooth in Jim's ear, I feel like I had some contribution to that because I felt like the scene originally maybe just ended with the sort of. The kind of dot, dot, dot and the drama of it. And I felt like it needed a little conclusion or something to just kind of take away from the. From the sort of emotion of it or the drama of it or something. And also sort of slightly resolve the Bluetooth idea.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. That wasn't in the script, Steven.
Stephen Merchant
Oh, it wasn't. Maybe it wasn't.
Jenna Fischer
It was not. So that was clearly like an on the day thing. Yeah, the pitch.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. I also loved the reveal of the coffee mugs and how in fact they had not gone to Kelly's party and how this had built within the episode. And you talked a little bit on the DVD commentary, how you were so invested in shooting this coffee mug reveal.
Stephen Merchant
I was quite excited because there was a sort of. There was a sort of mystery element and I quite like that. It's funny, the project I'm working on at the moment has a sort of thrillery element to it. It's the first time I've done that. And that little taster on the Office of just sort of Jim as the detective kind of piecing things together was very pleasing to me. And sort of. And sort of seeing the Columbo, you know, seeing the evidence in the kind of the mind working. I don't know why. I find that very, very fun. And sort of sort of seeding the cups early on and then the kind of. The sort of when Jim looks around the room and he sees the mugs on the different desks and then he rushes to the off. You know, just the idea of it having a little bit of a sort of, you know, like a kind of little bit of a sort of thrillery NCIS quality to it. Whatever. I just find that that was fun. It was a kind of nice. It was a different kind of energy, which I found very pleasing to do.
Angela Kinsey
I remember I took my mug. I have it smart.
Stephen Merchant
Why not? I would hope that you've got all of your memorabilia from the show and it's just in a giant warehouse somewhere.
Jenna Fischer
I didn't get a mug. I was at art school.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, you were at art school.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, well, Stephen, this was so great to reminisce about this episode with you and just reminisce with you in general. Is there anything else that you would want to share?
Stephen Merchant
Well, the only thing that occurred to me as I was watching it the other night, the thing that I was suddenly reminded of, and I'm sure this was a trick that was used a great deal in your show, and certainly we'd used it in our version, but I remembered there's a moment where Michael calls Jim in for his kind of customer survey appraisal, and the camera kind of whips from Jim at his desk to Michael in his office doorway, and then it whips back again to Jim at his desk. And I remembered watching it again, I was suddenly reminded that those were shot on two different days and that Steve had to leave for whatever reason and we didn't have him for that following day. And so we shot him in the doorway and we whipped the camera off him. And then the following day, we whipped back onto John at his desk and then tied the two together in the. In the editing room so it looks like it's happening in real time. And I was just watching it kind of, and I was very pleased at how effective it was when I watched it again, because I realized hopefully only me and the editor know that's what happened there.
Jenna Fischer
I would have no idea.
Stephen Merchant
Yeah, yeah. It was a very satisfying little trick.
Jenna Fischer
I remember Randall talking about the whip cut, that this was their trick because of. You couldn't. So much of our footage is like a oner docu style camera work. It was really hard to cut, but if you did a whip, you could cut in a whip. And that was the way that they would be able to use two versions of a scene or something.
Stephen Merchant
That's right. Absolutely right. And it's very satisfying to do because it's sort of somehow you're playing a little trick on the audience and they don't realize. I don't know why that's so satisfying.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I was just gonna say, over the course of the whole series, you were such a champion for Jim and Pam, and I remember that so much. You know, we talked about how that was true in this episode, but all way to the end, you were always so invested in them. And I just say thank you because your voice in the writer's room was really meaningful. So thank you.
Stephen Merchant
Well, thank you and thank you for such an amazing job and congratulations with your podcast and also, I wouldn't mind just saying a final thought, which was just about Lester, who wrote that episode. Who? Lester Lewis, who so tragically died a few years after that. And I only, you know, knew him for that, for that one episode. And that was the only time I'd work with him. But he was such a lovely man. And I just, you know, and that sort of, whenever I think of that episode, it's kind of tinged with that bit of sweet, you know, that bittersweet aftertaste, if you like. So, yeah, a little reminder to him.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. We loved so much.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Steven, I just want to say thank you. I mean, I feel like everyone in our cast was just, like, humbled that we got this job. We all felt like we won the lottery ticket, and you gave us that lottery ticket, you know, you and Ricky, and you forever changed our lives. Like, I'm. Like, I'm the person that's quick to laugh and quick to tear up, and what you gave us and how you changed our lives and our families just from having this idea. I don't know. I will never be able to say thank you enough. So thank you.
Stephen Merchant
Well, that's very sweet of you. But again, I think Ricky and I feel very proud of our version, but also of the American version. I think, for me, I grew up watching and loving American shows, and I was hooked on MASH and then Cheers and then Roseanne and then the idea of having my fingerprints on a show like yours, which stands in the lineage of those shows and is now as beloved by audiences as that as those shows, it's just incredible. And that's a testament to you guys and all the cast and all the crew and all the writers. It's gone way beyond what Ricky and I did. It's like you mentioned about Frankenstein earlier, but to us, we've always thought of the Office as. It's like Frankenstein's monster. And we kind of created this thing in the lab, and it went off and rampaged around the world on its own, you know, without us. And the idea that the show is having this kind of. This sort of whole second life and, you know, audiences finding it again, I just think it's such a thrill and an honor to be associated with it. So thank you.
Jenna Fischer
And will you tell us a little bit about the show that you're working on now, the Offenders?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Stephen Merchant
No, no. Goodbye.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, dear.
Angela Kinsey
Come on.
Stephen Merchant
Well, it's interesting. Cause it's a show that is about people doing community service. You know, when you get, like, a DUI or some Minor crime. And instead of sending you to jail, they give you 120 hours of picking up garbage at the side of the road or whatever. And my parents used to be. My parents didn't. They did not do DOIs. They were people that were in charge of. Of offenders that did these. Did these days. And I just thought it was always an interesting idea, a good way of bringing a completely disparate group of people together. And interestingly, it has parallels with the Office in that regard. Because, you know, like, with an Office, those people only know each other because they work in that same environment and they fall in love and they hate each other and they fight and argue. And it's the only thing that kind of keeps them together is because of that job and those four walls. And this was sort of a similar idea in a way, is that although it has a bit more of a dramatic thriller y spine. The jumping off point is, again, how do you bring an interesting bunch of characters together that wouldn't otherwise meet and sort of watch the sparks fly? And so it shares some DNA with the Office in that regard. But, yes, we're sort of in the middle of filming it and hopefully it'll be out later in the year.
Angela Kinsey
And where can we find it? BBC and Amazon Studios. Is that right?
Stephen Merchant
Amazon prime and BBC. Yes, that's right. And its name may change at some point. Who knows, Maybe its cast will change, I don't know. But at the moment it's called the Offenders and. Yeah, and it's shaping up really nicely. I'm excited.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I want to throw something out there, too, because I'm a big fan of your film, Fighting With My Family.
Stephen Merchant
Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
It came out in 2019. I discovered it during the Pandemic. It is so, so good. You wrote and directed it. So while you're waiting for the Offenders, check out Fighting With My Family.
Stephen Merchant
Thank you so much. I'm very proud of that film. I think it turned out really nicely, so I appreciate it.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Stephen, this was just a joy.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you.
Stephen Merchant
It was wonderful. It's so great to reminisce. It's really nice to talk about it. If I hadn't rewatched it, I realized I just completely forgotten so much of that and so much of the fun of shooting it. It was really pleasing to kind of go back and look at it again.
Angela Kinsey
Well, thank you so much, Steven. Thank you so much for today.
Stephen Merchant
Thank you, guys. Thanks so much.
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Jenna Fischer
I don't know, Angela, but I have to tell you, I was on a high for days after we did that interview. I know. Here's all you need to know about Stephen Merchant, by the way. Just the warmth and heart of this man. He really was the champion of Tim and Don on the British show and of Jim and Pam on our show. And if you need an example of that, just look at how he wore his wornham hog hat.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
For a podcast.
Angela Kinsey
And brought his coffee mug, his Dunder
Jenna Fischer
Mifflin coffee mug that he had tea in.
Angela Kinsey
We need to send him some office ladies like merch.
Jenna Fischer
We have to.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. All right. Well, should we break down this episode?
Angela Kinsey
Yes. Let's get to it.
Jenna Fischer
This episode opens with a very funny cold open. Dwight bursts into Michael's office to congratulate him on his engagement. Congratulations, Michael.
Angela Kinsey
And, like, punches him hard.
Jenna Fischer
I know.
Angela Kinsey
I feel like this is how my kids would congratulate you. Be like you aced your test. Pow. Like, Dwight is such a kid.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. No, it's true. Daryl has a talking head. He just wants to make sure we all know that what we saw last week was true. That Michael is definitely not engaged.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. No. In fact, he would help support his therapy.
Jenna Fischer
Might need a little help.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, Michael. Yeah, he's a little worried about him. Well, there is a deleted scene where the gang asks Michael to tell him about the proposal moment.
Jenna Fischer
Oh.
Angela Kinsey
And Michael just starts doing that thing, Jenna, where he just gets deeper and deeper into, like, a ridiculous lie. And it's so funny. Sam, can you play it? You wasted. How did I propose? Let me see.
Stephen Merchant
Well, I drove her up to Nashua
Angela Kinsey
and I had the ring. Big 10 carat diamond. It was beautiful.
Jenna Fischer
And I got down on my hands
Angela Kinsey
and knees and shooting star crossed overhead and it just lit up the diamond
Stephen Merchant
like a shooting star. And we were in a restaurant And I put the diamond into a cheeseburger
Angela Kinsey
and she took a bite, started to choke.
Stephen Merchant
So what do I do?
Jenna Fischer
I CPR training, go around, start doing the Heimlich.
Angela Kinsey
Perfect.
Stephen Merchant
The ring, 10 carat diamond pops out
Jenna Fischer
of her mouth, hits her shrimp cocktail
Angela Kinsey
right on to her finger.
Jenna Fischer
Million to one shot, all of the Greek people in the restaurant start screaming,
Stephen Merchant
which means congratulations. So
Jenna Fischer
what is this restaurant where they have ordered a cheeseburger and shrimp cocktail
Angela Kinsey
and they're outside with a shooting star.
Jenna Fischer
And it's Greek.
Angela Kinsey
And it's Greek.
Jenna Fischer
You know that famous Greek shrimp cocktail
Angela Kinsey
out under the shooting stars with a great cheeseburger. I mean, I just. You could just, if you get a chance, watch this deleted scene. Because you see him being like, yeah. And then this happened. And you know, 10 carat diamond. Yeah, I know.
Jenna Fischer
Wow.
Angela Kinsey
Wowzers.
Jenna Fischer
What was left in the episode is that everyone makes him call his mom and tell her the news.
Angela Kinsey
And she's like, she thinks he's lying again. And he's like, why, Mom? Come on.
Jenna Fischer
A couple of things. I don't know if you noticed. The entire time he's on the phone with his mom, Mindy is hiding behind Phyllis's shoulder. You can only see her forehead. This is totally because Mindy was laughing.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, she's laughing.
Jenna Fischer
Exactly. We also had some fan questions from Sabrina, Hannah, and Paul, who would like to know who voiced Michael's mom in the Cold Open. This was June Squibb, who is an amazing character actress. She was actually nominated for an Academy Award for best supporting actress in 2014 for her role in the movie Nebraska.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my gosh.
Jenna Fischer
She also played Jack Nicholson's wife in the movie about Schmidt.
Angela Kinsey
She's so good.
Jenna Fischer
So good.
Angela Kinsey
She's so good.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, we were so lucky.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. That's Michael's mom.
Angela Kinsey
Well, now we're getting into the episode. It's customer survey time.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Kelly brings Michael all the customer survey files and also a receipt to her bridesmaids dress that she had bought. That whole bit made me laugh so hard.
Jenna Fischer
Well, he'll take care of it. Oh, yeah, he's got it. He just crumples it up and throws it in the stove.
Angela Kinsey
It's in the trash. So the whole premise of the story is that Dwight, Jim, all the salespeople, they have these customer surveys, and if they do well, then they get bonuses and things like that.
Jenna Fischer
Right, Right.
Angela Kinsey
So stakes are high. Jen, I have a question for you.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
Do you do the customer surveys? Like, if you get a prompt on an app or an email or a Receipt. Or if someone calls you because you've purchased something, do you do the customer surveys?
Jenna Fischer
Very rarely, but occasionally, if I have a really great interaction with a salesperson, I want to give them like a kudos. So I will actually go home with my receipt. You know, they usually circle it.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
And then I go take the survey and I say how great they were.
Angela Kinsey
This is totally why we're BFFs, because I do that. I do the surveys, you guys. Every time I try to. It's very time consuming.
Jenna Fischer
It really is.
Angela Kinsey
I was once on the phone with this guy. We had gotten an appliance delivery, and then they do the setup, and then they called to see how you liked their service.
Jenna Fischer
Right.
Angela Kinsey
I was on the phone with a guy for 45 minutes.
Jenna Fischer
Saying what?
Angela Kinsey
Well, I did his survey and then we just had a heart to heart. Josh came in and was like, are you still on the phone with the dishwasher guy? I said, I am. I did the survey. And he told me a lot of people don't do them. Sometimes they hang up on him, or sometimes they yell at him. Are. Sometimes they get very offended by the questions he asks. And they're just sort of standard questions. And I said he was really nice guy. I talked to him. You know, he'd had a tough few months. And like, this is.
Jenna Fischer
So you let me say I do the customer surveys that are online. Oh, yeah. So I don't do, like, a phone call customer survey.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, I love a phone call customer survey.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, that's you.
Angela Kinsey
I want to get to know you. And anyway, this whole episode made me think about that, and I was like, I wonder if Jenna does them too.
Jenna Fischer
I do, because I worked in that line of work, and I know how, like, a good review boosts you up the ladder.
Angela Kinsey
It does. And I did as well. And so I think about that.
Jenna Fischer
Well, the other storyline going on here, Jim's gonna have a talking head where it is revealed that he and Pam are wearing teeny, tiny Bluetooth earpieces.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. And this technology did not exist.
Jenna Fischer
No. The Mitsuwashi B400 is not a real thing.
Angela Kinsey
This is a fakie tech alert.
Jenna Fischer
Faky tech alert. Yeah. We talked a little bit about this with Steven, how they were totally fake. So the way we did this was we shot John's side of these conversations first. And I would be off camera reading my lines. And then at the end of the week, we went to the corporate set and we shot my side of it. And then John was off camera and. And Veda, our Script supervisor would have to take diligent notes because if there was an improvisation that we did, she would have to write it down so that we could remember to shoot my half of it when we moved over to corporate.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, man.
Jenna Fischer
So it was really complicated. It wasn't like there was a camera on him and a camera on me.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
So that's how we did it. And by the way, I found out that this whole Bluetooth storyline was pitched by BJ Novak.
Angela Kinsey
Hmm. I of course had to Google what is actually the smallest headphone ever made.
Jenna Fischer
Oh yeah.
Angela Kinsey
According to the Internet, you guys. And I don't know why I find this stuff interesting. This is like what's happened with us with office ladies. We talk about it, we see something, we're like, I want to know what is the smallest headphone according to the Internet? Swedish headphone maker Ear in kicked off its Consumer electronics show in 2021 by revealing the A3 true wireless earbuds. And according to Ear in, they are the smallest and lightest headphones ever made. Sorry, Apple.
Jenna Fischer
Are they expensive? Do you know?
Angela Kinsey
I looked it up, it was like 190 bucks. What?
Jenna Fischer
For the smallest?
Angela Kinsey
For the smallest.
Jenna Fischer
But are they the best?
Angela Kinsey
Don't know that. Don't know that. Guys. Just telling you. Erin claims to have the smallest.
Jenna Fischer
Now it's time for Dwight to find out how he did on his survey.
Angela Kinsey
And I have what I'd like to call a new catchphrase alert.
Jenna Fischer
What is it, Sam?
Angela Kinsey
Can you play it?
Jenna Fischer
All righty, Dwighty.
Angela Kinsey
All righty, Dwighty. It's my new catchphrase. I love it. I'm gonna say it. Alrighty, Dwighty. What you got, Jenna?
Jenna Fischer
Well, I'll tell you, Dwight doesn't do well on his survey.
Angela Kinsey
No.
Jenna Fischer
And Michael's not joking.
Angela Kinsey
Even though Dwight has that queasy feeling that he gets when he sometimes is hearing a joke.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. But he's not laughing. He can't be sure because he can't see himself. But yeah, it's very upsetting. But guess who else doesn't get a good review? Jim. That's right.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
He is arrogant. And smudge.
Angela Kinsey
Lot of smudgeness.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Now Jim turns off his little Bluetooth.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Pam's like, what?
Jenna Fischer
What?
Angela Kinsey
What's happening?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And then he has a talking head where he reveals some pretty big news that he was counting on this bonus because he's gonna buy his parents house. Pam doesn't know this. And also clearly it's gonna put him in debt. Cause he says, you know, he's gonna Buy something he can't really afford.
Angela Kinsey
But he's also retiring his parents.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, I guess they need the money from the house sale to retire.
Angela Kinsey
Mm.
Jenna Fischer
Then he gets on the phone with Pam. He tells her about the bad review,
Angela Kinsey
but not about the house.
Jenna Fischer
How do we feel about that? Am I opening a can of worms?
Angela Kinsey
I mean, you have that look on your face where you know exactly how you feel about it. I don't know why you're asking me. You just turned red.
Jenna Fischer
I know, I know. Because this is gonna play out and,
Angela Kinsey
well, you feel like a home purchase is a two hander, not a one hander.
Jenna Fischer
It's a big life moment, and not just because they're gonna live in it together. And I think that people should pick out their living space if they're gonna live in it, but also because it's a financial burden. Jim has just revealed this is going to burden him. And then also Pam and I think that something of that gravity you should speak about with your partner before you do it. I personally don't find large financial purchases that I then have to live in to be a romantic gesture.
Angela Kinsey
I probably shouldn't have bought you that rv.
Jenna Fischer
I do love the rv, Angela. I wouldn't have had the table be exactly where it is, but I can live with it. I loved it. Thank you.
Angela Kinsey
I put the title in your name. How are those payments? We're kidding. I didn't buy her an rv. I didn't buy her an rv. But, yeah, I think this kind of moment is what we call the two hander guys. It's a two hander life moment.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And I think this sort of speaks a little bit to where, you know, Pam was so heavily criticized for Alex's attention on her that she never reciprocated. Right. In this art school story. But there's not a lot of criticism of, like, how Jim is partnering. And that's sort of where, I don't know, he gets a pass maybe because he's so, like, charming and it's seen as, like, romantic.
Angela Kinsey
Well, some people might see it as romantic that he's gonna provide a home, but I think.
Jenna Fischer
But he's not really. Because it's a financial burden.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I said but. I had a but coming. Which is also that, you know, when you're partnering with someone in life, the word is partner, right?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
It's not soloing. I'm not soloing with you. I'm partnering with you. And Pam might have said, you know what, why don't we live in one of our apartments? And save money for a bit.
Jenna Fischer
Or she might have said, listen, I get it. I love your parents. I want your parents to be able to retire. I agree. To take on this financial burden to provide your parents with a great retirement. I'm in.
Angela Kinsey
That's right.
Jenna Fischer
But she wasn't given the opportunity.
Angela Kinsey
She never got the chance because there was some soloing and not some partnering.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about what Andy's up to. He goes to get some coffee, but he can't find his mug because Jim's using it.
Angela Kinsey
It's his face.
Jenna Fischer
But is it. I mean, smile. Smile. Like the mug.
Angela Kinsey
That was so funny. That made me laugh so hard. Jenna, what do I have here in
Jenna Fischer
my hand, you guys? Angela has her mug with the star in her little severe face.
Angela Kinsey
I took it at the end of the week. Am I like the office klepto? I full on took it. It has sat on my desk at home for 15 years, and I keep my pencils and stuff in it, and I washed it out and brought it here today so I could drink out of it.
Jenna Fischer
So cool.
Angela Kinsey
In honor of the episode, Sam, do you. You're head of the ppc. You need to clock things like this.
Stephen Merchant
It's wonderful.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, thank you.
Jenna Fischer
I don't have one.
Angela Kinsey
You don't have one.
Stephen Merchant
That is not wonderful.
Jenna Fischer
Thank you.
Angela Kinsey
You do have a mug, though, with the edge on it.
Jenna Fischer
I do have that, thanks to you, Angela. I don't think we talked about that on the pod.
Angela Kinsey
We haven't.
Jenna Fischer
All right, I'll share. Angela got me a mug from the edge. My favorite movie.
Angela Kinsey
I made it, guys. I went on a website, and I made it.
Jenna Fischer
It took you months. It has a picture of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin, and then it has a picture of the bear, and then it has the quote, what one man can do, another can do.
Angela Kinsey
Mm. And I gave it to her as a birthday gift.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. And that is the actual quote from the movie. Even though I say what one man has done, another can do, I looked it up.
Angela Kinsey
I got it right.
Jenna Fischer
No, you got it right. You got it right.
Angela Kinsey
And now Jenna can drink her mug with either the bear facing her or. Or Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin.
Jenna Fischer
And I use it on days when I need to get fired up, you know, like when we're writing our book. And I know, like, I have a tough day of writing ahead, and maybe I just. I'm not. Ugh. I just can't get into it. I'll get that mug, Angela, and I'll pour coffee in it, and I'll look at that bear and I'll be like, I'm gonna slay this bear today. You know the quote from the movie is, we're gonna kill a mother bear today.
Angela Kinsey
The bear is the book.
Jenna Fischer
The bear is the book. The bear is whatever you need to conquer in the day.
Angela Kinsey
Not today.
Jenna Fischer
And it stares at me. Not today, bear.
Angela Kinsey
Not today bear.
Jenna Fischer
I love my mug.
Angela Kinsey
Or not today. Anthony.
Jenna Fischer
Who's Anthony?
Angela Kinsey
Anthony Hopkins. Charles Charles. You mean Charles Charles. Well, Jim says, why don't you use the Snoopy mug? And Pam's like, no, that's my mug.
Jenna Fischer
But it's not even her mug. Her mug is the pink mug.
Angela Kinsey
I know. So I wrote here in my notes. Wait, did Pam bring her pink mug to art school?
Jenna Fischer
Maybe Pam brought her pink mug to art school.
Angela Kinsey
Snoopy is her backup mug.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, I buy that.
Angela Kinsey
This is more mug talk than you ever thought you might hear.
Jenna Fischer
There's gonna be more too, so just buckle in for that later. Also, Andy would like you to know about landing the greatest tentist for the wedding.
Angela Kinsey
Do you mean the Shangri La tent to celebrate your wedding with excellence? I screen grabbed it. That's what the website says. And let me just tell you a little bit about this tent, you guys. It's two stories and heated and it has a bridal suite for his bridal suite. It's really simple and tasteful. A two story tent.
Jenna Fischer
You know, it's the same tentus that Giuliani used for his first and third weddings.
Angela Kinsey
But Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long. Angela's not having it.
Jenna Fischer
No, no, no, no, no.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I have to share with you guys the scene between Angela and Andy. I couldn't do it. I literally couldn't do it. It's at 10 minutes, 10 seconds. Angela Martin has to say to Andy, you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand teeled field.
Jenna Fischer
You still can't say it.
Angela Kinsey
I tried my hardest.
Jenna Fischer
Just now you said hand tealed field.
Angela Kinsey
No, I didn't. I was trying so hard.
Jenna Fischer
You said tealed.
Angela Kinsey
Did I say tealed?
Jenna Fischer
Like tealed like the color. Okay, well, it's supposed to be tilled. Hand tilled field.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, so here, this is what Angela
Jenna Fischer
could not do on the day.
Angela Kinsey
What I just read to you guys was what was exactly in the script, right? And if you watch the show, you know that's not what I say because I think we did like 13 takes. My Southern kryptonite is a vowel in front of an L. You might remember Filthy emails. Couldn't say those. So I kept saying, a hand healed, field, hand tailed, field. So many times that Lester came over to me, who's so sweet, and he said, angela, it's hand tulled, filled, tilled, tilled, hand tailed, tilled, till, like until hand, tilde. I can't say what happens to me. I cannot say this word. And I said. And I looked at him and I looked at his lips as he said it. I was trying so hard. Steven Merchant is the director. I'm sweating bullets here. So I was like, okay, okay, I got it, I got it. Hand held feld. And so I said, you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand held feld. Hand held, hand held. And it was like a disaster. Lester came over. I'll never forget. He sort of crouched down by my desk and whispered to me, angela, why don't you just say a hand plowed field? And I said, oh, Lester, thank you. Thank you so much. And that's what made it in the episode. Because I can't say hand tailed, field.
Jenna Fischer
You can't do it.
Angela Kinsey
I can't do it.
Jenna Fischer
Can you say hand, until, field, hand, until.
Angela Kinsey
Anyway, that is how Lester rescued me in this scene.
Jenna Fischer
That's beautiful.
Angela Kinsey
I know. He saved me with hand plowed. Bless his heart. He did.
Jenna Fischer
We need to talk about the scene which we did talk about with Steven, the roleplay scene.
Angela Kinsey
William Butlicker.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. We basically covered this with Steven, but we did have a fan question from Danielle, Allison, Stella and Allison, who wanted to know how much of this scene was improv and how much was scripted. So I went and looked in the script.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you, jamesapedia.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, thank you, jamesapedia. The scene is entirely scripted.
Angela Kinsey
It's amazing.
Jenna Fischer
That is such good writing.
Angela Kinsey
It is such good writing.
Jenna Fischer
I was sure that Steve's little asides were improvised. His delivery is so spontaneous. Like when he says, it's up to you to change his mind.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. I thought that was an improv too scripted. Beautiful.
Jenna Fischer
So, so good. What wasn't in the script was. I am irate right now. That was not in the script. And there were a couple of other little lines, but they were always just like a play on what was already there.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
But yeah, that scene is just beautiful. Next is a scene that we didn't talk about with Steven and I wish we had. It's that moment when Dwight peels his car out and tells Jim to get in.
Angela Kinsey
Jenna. I know. I meant to ask him about it. So he talked about it in the DVD commentary that he loved how absurd it was that Dwight was like, get in and then peels out. And you really think they're gonna just tear out of the parking lot and
Jenna Fischer
go somewhere and then they go nowhere.
Angela Kinsey
And then he wanted him to make, like a hard left and just go into his parking spot. And Jim's like, what? And Steven said he wanted it to be even bigger. He was like, can we do an even bigger peel out? But there just wasn't the space.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I found this interview with Lester where he said that originally they were just going to have them meet, that Dwight was just going to have him meet down in the parking lot and they were going to have this conversation. And that Steven pitched, oh, guys, let's make it more interesting and do this crazy car maneuver.
Angela Kinsey
It's so funny.
Jenna Fischer
So, so, so funny. I did get a fan catch from Madeline R. She is pretty sure that Pam's car is in the parking lot. Oh, that's a good catch in this scene. So I looked for it and it's so fast I couldn't register it. But I bet, you know, they just would leave our cars there.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
So I think there's a good chance it's there.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, for sure. I bet. Well, you know, one of the things I loved about this scene was Dwight is, you know, convinced someone might be listening into their conversation. So he plays Jay Giles Band the song centerfold.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Really loud. It just took me back. I'm like, where are my roller skates? I went and listened to the album last night. And you guys, if you haven't watched music videos from this time, go back.
Jenna Fischer
They're pretty special.
Angela Kinsey
They're real special. They're delightful. My kids were like, what are they doing? I'm like, you guys, this is a music video.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, my gosh. I remember watching music videos on MTV. And then do you remember the VH1 pop up thing?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Where they would pop up little facts on the screen.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, I loved those.
Jenna Fischer
Me too.
Angela Kinsey
Our whole generation grew up watching music videos. Mm. It's wild.
Jenna Fischer
So now we're back in the office and Dwight is on a sales call, but he becomes increasingly convinced that someone is listening to him. He's talking to a guy on the phone who, by the way, I found out, was played by actor Steve Zissis, who, if you don't know who he is, he is amazing. He is one of the stars of the movie Baghead, which he made with the Duplass Brothers. Then he went on to create the TV comedy togetherness with them. And he has a story by credit on the new film Cruella. I mean, he's part of that whole, like, mumblecore movement.
Angela Kinsey
We got the best actors just to be voices on the phone.
Jenna Fischer
What the hell?
Angela Kinsey
What the heck? Dwight is positive it's Kelly. And he charges back there, right?
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
And he finds her on the phone and she's like, you can't just come into my nook and call me stupid. Get out of my nook.
Jenna Fischer
And then Pam over at the corporate offices goes, that's what she said. That's what she said. Okay, that was an improvised pitch by John Krasinski.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, cute.
Jenna Fischer
So I'm there and John is like, oh, my gosh. It should be a. That's what she said. That's what she said. And so we did it. We saved it. And then when I went to the corporate offices, we shot my side of it.
Angela Kinsey
That is so cute. I love that. Well, they're about to really uncover some details here in this little mystery because Jim has a conversation with Kelly and she doesn't have anything to say. He literally asks her about Daryl. Like, normally she'd be chatty and Pam is like, wait a second. Yeah, why isn't she talking your ear off?
Jenna Fischer
You know, it's a good thing that Pam was in Jim's ear this day, because he may have never figured this out without her. Truly. You know what I mean?
Angela Kinsey
Well, the next scene really cracked me up because Jim goes to Ryan. Ryan's got to know what's up with Kelly, right? And Ryan. I fell in love with Ryan in this episode.
Jenna Fischer
Jenna, you're with me now.
Angela Kinsey
I'm with you because Ryan said this made me laugh. He says, I don't play the politics game anymore. Jim, can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes for keeps, made it to the top. Like, who is this guy?
Jenna Fischer
And my favorite thing is he's like, can I tell you what I learned? As he takes a sip of coffee so we never end up finding out what he learned. I'm so sad. I would love to know his lessons.
Angela Kinsey
But Jim sees the coffee mug.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
This is the Columbo starting to piece it together like Steven talked about.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. He also has a coffee mug with his face and the little star. And that's when it becomes clear that Jim and Dwight did not attend Kelly's America's Got Talent viewing party. These were the party favors.
Angela Kinsey
These were the party favors. And somewhere in her house, Kelly has a mug with Dwight's face on it. And Jim's. She probably smashed them.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I didn't even think about that. Oh, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
She bought everyone mugs.
Jenna Fischer
And so these leftover mugs are sitting there just making her so angry every day.
Angela Kinsey
Mm.
Jenna Fischer
And she's finally.
Angela Kinsey
Oh.
Jenna Fischer
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Kelly, well done.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I want you to know Jim figures it out. He rushes over to Dwight and says, dwight, you were right. And I loved this scene so much. Dwight is finally right about a conspiracy.
Angela Kinsey
And then like a 10 year old boy, he's like, let's go get her. And Jim's like, wait.
Jenna Fischer
But first he does that crazy air kick at Phyllis.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
Well, also in that interview with Lester, he said that Rayn improvised that air kick. He only did it one time, but it was so brilliant. That's the take they used.
Angela Kinsey
Of course he did. Because if you guys watch the show, Dwight does that air kick whenever he gets real excited. He's done it in the stairwell before. A big sales call.
Jenna Fischer
It's the happy air kick. Yeah, I'm gonna start using it.
Angela Kinsey
Pump it up. Air kick.
Jenna Fischer
Also in that interview with Lester, he said he was really proud of this mug idea. And he said that ultimately the writers knew that Kelly was going to sabotage the customer surveys because Dwight and Jim skipped her viewing party. But they couldn't figure out how the guys would realize this fact. They had originally talked about maybe having Dwight tap Kelly's phone and overhear something, or maybe they would find like a secret recording device or something. But that's when Lester got the party favor mug idea. And it's really so genius. And then paired with the way Steven directed it is just so great.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Two great people working together, making a great moment.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
We also got a fan question about this scene from Evan L. Did the cast do a photo shoot for the mugs? And if so, did they ask you guys to make weird faces? Because Oscar looks really bored on his.
Angela Kinsey
I don't remember a special photo shoot. We had done a publicity photo shoot, so maybe they used those images. But I'm looking at my face on the mug right now. And it's also possible that Phil just walked around and snapped pictures of us.
Jenna Fischer
It kind of looks like one of your publicity photos that maybe they color enhanced.
Angela Kinsey
I still have my publicity photo. Do you want me to do a side by side in stories?
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
We'll vote. Guys, do you think it's the same picture or do you think Phil just took my picture at my desk one day? Cause they did do that sometimes.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, they would.
Angela Kinsey
They Would walk around, and you'd just be sitting there, and they'd snap a picture of you for something.
Jenna Fischer
We'll get to the bottom of it.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Jenna Kelly's gonna get called into Michael's office, and she's busted now.
Jenna Fischer
She is.
Angela Kinsey
Dwight wants her fired.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And Michael asks them to leave the office. You know, he's like, this is serious. I need you to leave the office. And then Michael says this, and I loved it so much. Michael says, I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place, and I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities. And then he says, listen, just sit there and pretend to cry. Right? Can you do that?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And then they both end up laughing. And it's a really sweet moment.
Jenna Fischer
It really is. And we got a bunch of people writing in to ask if that laugh after Kelly fake cries, if that was like, a fake laugh or if Mindy broke. No, that was scripted. It's scripted that her fake crying made them laugh.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I'll say this. In rewatching this episode, like, three times, right before today, I could hear Mindy's fake laugh and then her real laugh.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
So if you watch it, she fake cries, she fake laughs, then Steve laughs as Michael, and then Mindy laughs as herself.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Her real laugh definitely comes out.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
So now we're at this scene at corporate, which we talked about a lot with Steven. This scene where Alex comes to Pam's work. He's gonna kidnap her. Wants to see this.
Angela Kinsey
He said wine and cheese. Okay. That's all you gotta hear. If someone says, midday, there's an exhibit with wine and cheese, that's not being friends.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Well, thanks to jamesapedia, I saw all of the candy bag for this.
Angela Kinsey
How Many were there?
Jenna Fischer
10.
Angela Kinsey
10 alts for this scene?
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my word.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. I wanted to count because we kind of talked about it, and it was 10. 10 alternate scenes. And I swear, we shot so many. So many versions of it. And I remember doing these scenes with Rich. It was so grueling, and we really bonded. Like, Rich and I are great friends today, I think because we went through this moment together.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. You were in the trenches of trying to find this scene.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Well, we should have Rich on and talk about it.
Jenna Fischer
We need to hear his side of things shooting this crazy scene.
Angela Kinsey
Let's call them Rich. Come on.
Jenna Fischer
So I feel like we really covered this. But we did have a fan write in. And I'm so sorry I didn't write down your name because I thought this was a really good observation. They were saying, wasn't Pam's art program three months long? And she went at the beginning of the summer. How was she there for Halloween? And how is she still there? Isn't it November now?
Angela Kinsey
Art school is a mystery. It's a mystery.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good catch.
Angela Kinsey
I still want to know if she has parking. You know, these are things we're going to wonder about. Art school.
Jenna Fischer
Well, she's having to go into Manhattan for her corporate job because Pratt's out in Brooklyn.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Well, we end this episode with Andy, Angela, and Dwight.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Because Andy has found the perfect place for them to get married. And it's Schrute Farms.
Jenna Fischer
It ticks all of the boxes. Angela gave them a list of what the wedding location had to include.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. And Dwight tells them he thinks they should have the Excalibur package. It's going to have everything they need. Angela is clearly delighted. Andy is relieved. And Jenna. All I could think of when I watched this scene was Jim and Pam planned Pam's wedding to Roy, and now Angela and Dwight are going to plan her wedding to Andy.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
It's sort of a callback. It is.
Jenna Fischer
You know, there's another little weird callback in this scene. A lot of people wrote in with this fan. Catch that. The funeral home's director in Job Fair.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. He's in the album.
Jenna Fischer
He's in the album. He got married at Schrute Farms.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Lester said in his interview that they loved this guy and they used him twice. And they also thought it worked because the shrutes get married in their own graves. So he felt that he would know about Schrute Farms.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. That's a great catch. Well, all righty, Dwighty.
Jenna Fischer
That was customer survey. Thank you so much, James Carey, for sending me those scripts. I also got in touch with Randy Cordray on this one because I couldn't remember if the Bluetooths were real. I was so convinced. So I wrote Randy, and I was like, they weren't real.
Angela Kinsey
No, they weren't real. They don't talked about it quite a bit on the DVD commentary. And, of course, a humongous thank you to Stephen Merchant.
Jenna Fischer
We love you.
Angela Kinsey
We love you. Please come back.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. And next week, we have business trip. Michael's going to Canada, y'. All.
Angela Kinsey
And Rich, we're gonna call you.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, Rich, you will be in business trip an episode that your character does not appear.
Angela Kinsey
But we have questions for you.
Jenna Fischer
We do. And this is our podcast. So we can do.
Angela Kinsey
That's right. All righty, Dwighty. You guys have a good week.
Jenna Fischer
You are really loving that phrase.
Angela Kinsey
I said it one time too many, didn't I?
Jenna Fischer
Maybe. But I like that when you attach to something, you go for it.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
All right, we'll see you next week. That was your extra long goodbye. Thank you for listening to Office Ladies.
Angela Kinsey
Second this episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwolf.
Jenna Fischer
Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey. Our senior producer is Matt Beagle.
Angela Kinsey
Our second drinks episodes are produced by Molly Nugent.
Jenna Fischer
Our audio engineer is Sam Piefer.
Angela Kinsey
Odyssey's executive producer is Leah Reese. Dennis.
Jenna Fischer
Office Ladies was mixed and mastered by Bill Schultz.
Angela Kinsey
Our theme song is Rubber Tree. By creating Bratton. I don't know how to do hair. I'm not good at it, but I'm really trying to make a little bit more of an effort. So I do want to talk to you guys about something. I want to give a shout out to l'. Ange. You guys, they have so many great, like different types of tools to do your hair. I got the two in one. Titanium brush dryer. You know when you get a fancy blowout at a hair salon? Yes, I can do that now at home.
Jenna Fischer
Lady, you sent me a picture after you did your hair with that thing and I thought you had a professional blowout.
Angela Kinsey
My next thing is I'm getting one of those fancy curling wands.
Jenna Fischer
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Angela Kinsey
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Jenna Fischer
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Jenna Fischer
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Jenna Fischer
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Podcast: Office Ladies
Hosts: Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey
Guest: Stephen Merchant
Date: April 27, 2026
Episode: Second Drink: Customer Survey
In this special “Second Drink” episode, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey revisit "Customer Survey," a fan-favorite season 5 episode of The Office, with exclusive insights from director and British Office co-creator Stephen Merchant. The episode is packed with behind-the-scenes stories about Merchant’s experience directing, the iconic “Butlicker” scene, deep Office lore, and fun observations that only true insiders (and a superfan audience) can fully appreciate.
[02:14–17:00]
Memorable Quote:
"I am wearing my Wernham Hog baseball cap, which is the Dunder Mifflin of the UK, but I have my Dunder Mifflin mug... I'm just trying to pay homage to both sides of the Atlantic in both shows."
—Stephen Merchant [16:38]
[17:05–22:12]
Notable Exchange:
"He said, 'If you do all the work, I'll make sure you have fun.' And I, in need of a job, thought that sounds like a fair deal."
—Stephen Merchant [18:06]
[11:26–14:41]
[31:05–33:07]
Memorable Quote:
"You’re just with a lot of very talented, very smart people. Ideas are sort of pinging around and it's a very different experience to the British experience."
—Stephen Merchant [31:40]
[33:07–35:43]
Key Quote:
"There was a version we shot where either Steve or…I think it was Steve at the end just said, 'We got the Buttlicker account,' which I don't think we could ever squeeze into the finished cut."
—Stephen Merchant [35:23]
[36:21–38:08]
Angela’s Reflection:
"When we did rehearse with you, it grounded us back down and got us back into character...We’re here to do this really cool show that’s a mockumentary."
—Angela Kinsey [38:08]
[39:42–44:50]
Merchant’s Take:
"The idea that your parents might get a divorce…it makes me sad, the kind of threat to the relationship…So the idea, I don’t know, I was worried that it was a sort of artificial jeopardy."
—Stephen Merchant [42:07]
[48:12–49:53]
Quote:
"I was watching it again, I was suddenly reminded that those were shot on two different days...it looks like it’s happening in real time. Hopefully only me and the editor know that."
—Stephen Merchant [49:13]
[26:07–29:33]
Quote:
"Now very much the American version is kind of the much loved version, even by the British press. And Ricky and I are seen as kind of, 'Oh, those guys.'"
—Stephen Merchant [29:05]
[50:16–50:48]
[58:57–61:17, 61:18–88:44]
[52:30–54:18]
| Segment | Timestamp (MM:SS) | |-----------------------------------------------|-----------------------------| | Opening: Intro and Stephen Merchant Arrives | 02:14–17:00 | | Origin Story: Merchant & Gervais Meet | 17:05–22:12 | | Set & Series Trivia: UK and US Offices | 11:26–14:41 | | Directing “Customer Survey” | 31:05–33:07 | | “Butlicker” Scene Genesis | 33:07–35:43 | | The Rehearsal/Realism Approach | 36:21–38:08 | | Jim/Pam/Alex Final Showdown & Alts | 39:42–44:50 | | Global Office Adaptations | 26:07–29:33 | | Directorial Editing Tricks (“Whip Pan”) | 48:12–49:53 | | Tributes: Lester Lewis | 50:16–50:48 | | Main Episode Breakdown | 58:57–88:44 | | Stephen Merchant’s New Project | 52:30–54:18 |
This episode is a must-listen for Office fans interested in the intersection of British and American comedy, the inner workings of sitcom production, and the creative minds that shaped an international sensation. It’s warm, funny, revealing, and full of moments that deepen fans’ appreciation for the show's legacy—and for the friendships behind it.