Loading summary
Angela Kinsey
When spring has sprung and IKEA is at your fingertips, reclaim your space fast and find out how convenient shopping Ikea can be.
Jenna Fischer
When ordering at Ikea, they have the best option for you. Want to turn your patio space into an outdoor oasis? They're on it.
Angela Kinsey
Choose from thousands of pickup locations and find a pickup point that is closest to you. No time to pick up before that family barbecue? No problem. Their affordable delivery options are so convenient. When you check out online, you'll actually enjoy the party.
Jenna Fischer
Prep shop now and enjoy convenience with a click. Order IKEA online and choose from thousands of pickup locations or affordable delivery with free shipping on small orders over $50 for IKEA family members.
Angela Kinsey
Whenever, wherever, however you shop Ikea, they're here to help. Mother's Day is almost here and Macy's is having their friends and family event now with an extra 30% their best brands.
Jenna Fischer
This is the perfect time for dressing inspiration and gift ideas. To celebrate Mother's Day. I'm going to throw some ideas at you.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Mother's Day gifting idea. A fragrance set, Right?
Angela Kinsey
I like that.
Jenna Fischer
I know. What about leaning into some spring trends like something linen.
Angela Kinsey
I have always wanted like a linen pants and top like matching set.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I've never done this for myself. Maybe I'll buy myself a Mother's Day gift.
Jenna Fischer
You know I'm all about that. But you know, you could also do like a beauty basket because Macy's has Lancome Clinique.
Angela Kinsey
I'm just figuring out everything I want for myself for Mother's Day.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Ang, then you should head to Macy's to shop the sale April 24th through May 4th and get up to an extra 30% off on your favorite brands and 15% off beauty exclusions apply.
Angela Kinsey
Shop in store or online@macy's.com.
Jenna Fischer
Hello everyone and welcome to your second drink of drug testing.
Angela Kinsey
We were going back through some fan mail for this one and well, I guess this is the episode where I said kid in a candy jar and everyone flipped out. Sam still can't get over it. He still teases me all these years. I like to picture the kid stuck in the candy jar. Thank you, Sam. Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, we got a lot of mail about it which I am not going to read.
Angela Kinsey
You're not going to read them?
Jenna Fischer
I'm not. But yes, people were very amused by this, Angela. And it's going to come up again. You say it again in another episode and we got mail again. It was in the convention.
Angela Kinsey
I get the phrases wrong.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, well, I wanted to start with A little correction of my own, Actually, in this episode, one of my fast facts was talking about other famous Michael Scott's. I talked about an author named Michael Scott, and I guess I butchered the name of his famous book. On our podcast, Carrie K. And Charlotte both wrote in and said, jenna, the name of the book by Michael Scott is the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.
Angela Kinsey
Flamel.
Jenna Fischer
Not Flannel. Flannel.
Angela Kinsey
Flamel.
Jenna Fischer
Flamel.
Angela Kinsey
Well, now you got it.
Jenna Fischer
Nicholas Flamel.
Angela Kinsey
Well, this is also the episode where Jim is doing impressions of people in the office. And, Jenna, you mentioned that there are more of these in the deleted scenes. I found them in the Superfan episode as well. A lot of it is how he moves his face, but I thought it would be fun to hear them since we didn't play them the last time.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Web. Jim does the best impressions. Nice. Kevin. Yeah, do someone else. Angela.
Angela Kinsey
Whoa, the eyebrow.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, yeah, he just, like, raises one eyebrow and looks really stern. But, lady, have you seen the video? And I have a very vague recollection of doing this for something. One day after work, they just pulled a bunch of us aside and asked us to do impressions of one another's characters. It's on YouTube.
Angela Kinsey
I have not seen this and I do not remember it.
Jenna Fischer
You're not in it, so you must not have been there.
Angela Kinsey
I feel okay that I don't remember it.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, it was in the final season. I remember they just sat us down and they would throw a character name at us, and we had to just try to do an imitation. I was terrified. But I'm gonna play the clip and then you see if you could guess who we were all doing. Okay, here we go.
Angela Kinsey
Bama lama la la la. That's my home.
Jenna Fischer
Five minutes. That's what she said. Tuna riddad da da da dot.
Angela Kinsey
Andy.
Jenna Fischer
And this is just everyone doing their best gym face.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, hi. Oh, have I shown you pictures of my new cats?
Jenna Fischer
I think impressions are dumb and I don't like them.
Angela Kinsey
It is not my job to add up those columns. There's everyone doing me.
Jenna Fischer
Angela, that color makes you look whorish.
Angela Kinsey
Could you be anymore? No, that's Chandler.
Jenna Fischer
I'm very shy to tell you this, but I have flatulence. I have a gas problem.
Angela Kinsey
Aw, they're doing Phyllis. Poor Phyllis is stuck with the fart stuff.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, yes.
Angela Kinsey
Just for the wedding episode.
Jenna Fischer
I guess so. But speaking of farts, I also recently found this letter from Callie N. Who said, I have a catch from the epis. Drug testing. I know this episode was done a while ago, but I just watched it again, and at 11 minutes and 28 seconds, if you watch Pam in the back of the conference room, she looks like she says ew. And then waves her hand in front of her nose and makes a face like she smelled something bad. So I thought maybe someone farted and Jenna smells it and breaks character and they just left it in. It's actually pretty noticeable if you're looking at Pam. I thought maybe if you guys do another revisit, you could bring this up. Well, Callie, I went and watched. I saw what you're talking about. But I'll tell you what I'm doing. That is me trying not to sneeze.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah, because your allergies were so bad on set.
Jenna Fischer
So I like, wrinkle up my nose and then I'm kind of like, waving my hand like, don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze. It was not because of a stinky fart.
Angela Kinsey
Finally, we had a lot of curiosity about the mystery woman. In the background of this episode. Kenkin7 wrote in and said, on drug testing, when Dwight introduces himself to the urinalysis lady, there is a mystery office worker in the background in the annex. Well, we have the answer. Yes, that was Luann Kelly. Luann worked in the annex along with Toby and Kelly in those early seasons.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, and we started getting a lot of mail about her because we started doing episodes where we were back in the annex more frequently or you could see her. We got a lot of mail. So we have mentioned this on the podcast before, but yes, that's. Well, everyone, we hope you are as happy as a kid in a candy jar when you listen to our breakdown of drug testing. Here it is.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, what is the saying again?
Jenna Fischer
In a candy store, Kid in a candy store.
Angela Kinsey
Bull in a china cabinet. That's what I get in a shop.
Jenna Fischer
Also in a shop. The bowl is also in the shop.
Angela Kinsey
Why do I.
Jenna Fischer
How did the bowl get in the cabinet?
Angela Kinsey
I don't know. I don't know.
Jenna Fischer
You just want to put everybody in the cabinet.
Angela Kinsey
I put everybody in a cabinet.
Jenna Fischer
All right, here's drug testing. I'm Jenna Fisher.
Angela Kinsey
And I'm Angela Kinsey.
Jenna Fischer
We were on the Office together, and we're best friends. And now we're doing the ultimate Office Rewatch podcast just for you.
Angela Kinsey
Each week, we will break down an episode of the Office and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you.
Jenna Fischer
We're the office ladies. Good morning.
Angela Kinsey
Good morning, folks.
Jenna Fischer
Welcome to your drug testing. Season 2, episode 20, written by Jen Salata and directed by Greg Daniels. What a team.
Angela Kinsey
Such a great duo.
Jenna Fischer
Here's a little summary of this episode. Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot. He launches an investigation.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, man.
Jenna Fischer
A very elaborate investigation.
Angela Kinsey
He is like a kid in a candy jar. In the DVD commentary, Jen, who wrote this episode, said they were very curious about what would happen if we got to see Dwight in action in his uniform. You know, the Lackawanna sheriff uniform and really investigating. And this was something they had on a card on the wall. It was like Dwight in uniform comes to office. What happens?
Jenna Fischer
Oh, well, this is what happens, guys. This is what happens is what happens. Also in this episode, Pam jinxes Jim, who then can't talk for the entire day until he buys her a Coke.
Angela Kinsey
Because he's clearly in love with her. Because what grown man would do that? You have to suspend belief a little bit.
Jenna Fischer
We got a few questions about what is Jinx?
Angela Kinsey
Really?
Jenna Fischer
People weren't as totally familiar with Jinx or the rule of Jinx. It's a kid game where if you say something at the same time as someone.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
You just say jinx, and then the person can't talk. Now, my kids play it. The way they play it is you have to say their name five times and then they're un. Jinxed.
Angela Kinsey
I grew up playing it exactly the way Jim and Pam play it. Jinx, buy me a Coke.
Jenna Fischer
Really?
Angela Kinsey
The exact same way.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, see, I grew up with it. Jinx. And then you have to wait till someone says your name three or five times.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. No. This was exactly how, like, I knew the game to be played.
Jenna Fischer
Wow. All right. Well, there you go. All right, should we get into some fast facts?
Angela Kinsey
Let's do it fast.
Jenna Fischer
Fact number one. This was the last episode we shot before leaving for summer hiatus break.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. I have this in my journal, guys. I have some good journal stuff that I'm gonna, like, sprinkle through this, but yeah.
Jenna Fischer
So if you notice, this is a really big Dwight episode.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Big Dwight storyline. Steve needed to get off early to film a movie over his summer hiatus. So Steve only worked one day this week. And Kent Sabornak, our line producer, who, by the way, is my new source for info.
Angela Kinsey
Kent, thank you. And I. Jenna has told me she's hitting you up a lot, and you always have a speedy reply, and she loves that.
Jenna Fischer
I do. It's a speedy reply and it's A meaty reply.
Angela Kinsey
Speedy and meaty.
Jenna Fischer
That's right. That's what she said.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, you don't want speedy. Meaty. Oh, no. Oh, Lord, we're gonna get the E again.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, well, I told Kent I'm gonna start calling him Kentopedia.
Angela Kinsey
Kentopedia. I love that.
Jenna Fischer
Kentopedia.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, that's good.
Jenna Fischer
So I went to Kentopedia, and he told me that the day that Steve worked, we shot 14 pages of material. I feel like I need to give some context to that. That is a huge amount.
Angela Kinsey
That's so much.
Jenna Fischer
So every page of a script generally equals one minute of screen time. So if a script is 120 pages, that movie will come in around 120 minutes. And so our scripts were usually around 35, 40 pages. They'd have to trim that down to 22 minutes. Imagine if you shot like we were shoot. We shot like. What is that? Like 25, 30% of the episode in one day. One day. We usually had five days.
Angela Kinsey
That was a marathon day.
Jenna Fischer
Marathon day.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I wrote in my journal that this was our last episode of the season, and we were all sort of giddy and that the accounting department, me, Brian and Oscar, the fake accounting department, you guys, we chipped in and got a coffee cart that came to the set.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And we were really excited. And we made a sign and everything. Cause we would do this at the end of the season. Cast members would get together and give gifts to the cast and crew. And so the accounting department chipped in. We got everyone coffee. And also, Jenna, I have in here that you were very excited this week because you got a Roomba. And I wrote that down. I was like, jenna got a Roomba. It sounds really cool.
Jenna Fischer
You know what? I went on the Tonight show with Jay Leno, and I offhandedly made a comment about how I had really wanted a Roomba for Christmas and didn't get it or some story to this effect. And then I also told a story that I loved horror movies. Like, two weeks later, the Roomba people sent me a zombie Roomba.
Angela Kinsey
That's crazy.
Jenna Fischer
It was a Roomba with a special zombie design on it. And I will tell you what, I was giddy. I must have just gone around talking about that Roomba.
Angela Kinsey
I remember your zombie Roomba. Yeah, I thought it was creepy. I loved it. It cleaned the heck out of your floor.
Jenna Fischer
It sure did.
Angela Kinsey
We're not sponsored by Roomba.
Jenna Fischer
We are not. I had a dog and a cat, and I was so grateful for that little Roomba. Go around, get all the animal hair.
Angela Kinsey
Well, and then in the DVD commentary, I want you to know that the writers talked about how they felt like Pam was extra peppy in this episode. She hopped. She kind of skips. She bounces up and down during a talking head. You know, there's all these little moments, and they were like. Do you think it's because Jenna knew she was about to start vacation?
Jenna Fischer
I think it was.
Angela Kinsey
You were just excited because you were like, woohoo.
Jenna Fischer
We were all in a good mood.
Angela Kinsey
We were.
Jenna Fischer
We were. We were kids anticipating our summer break. It was hard to keep us concentrated on our schoolwork.
Angela Kinsey
It was just like that.
Jenna Fischer
Well, here's something that blows my mind when I think about this fact of shooting at last. That means that John and I had already filmed the Casino Night Kiss. Oh, yeah, we filmed that already because.
Angela Kinsey
We shot out of order.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And so we had to, like, go back and erase that from our character's memory.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
That was when we shot this episode.
Angela Kinsey
Before we go to fast fact number two, the other thing is, this was the week I wrote a lot about this episode. This was also the week I brought my own camera that was black and white. I brought. I bought black and white film, and I took a ton of photos. I have all these great pictures of rain in this Lackawanna sheriff with the black, like, tall boots in black and white.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I know what we're doing with those photos, lady.
Angela Kinsey
I know what we're doing with them too.
Jenna Fischer
I don't know if we're allowed to say yet.
Angela Kinsey
I know. But it's gonna be really exciting and you guys are gonna love it.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, we have been a little bit talking about it.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. We're working on something. We're working on something to share those pictures with you.
Jenna Fischer
That's right.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
All right, Fast fact number two. Speaking of Dwight's uniform, we got a lot of questions about that, so fan question from Bailey Lawson. Was Dwight's volunteer uniform copied from the actual Scranton uniforms? I went to Kentopedia.
Angela Kinsey
Good.
Jenna Fischer
And he said that the sheriff's costume was authentic to Pennsylvania. That Carrie Bennett, our wardrobe designer, she had done a lot of research on it, but they did take some liberties. The hat and the boots, those were generally worn by the Pennsylvania State troopers. The Pennsylvania sheriffs wore different hat and shoes, but we thought they wanted to.
Angela Kinsey
Give Dwight that power. In the DVD commentary, Jen talks about her love of this hat. She loved him in this hat so much. Her and Greg both did that. They kept wanting him to wear it. So you'll see in the episode, there'll be scenes without him in the hat and scenes with him in the hat. And then they also told hair and makeup, when he would take the hat off, they would go try to fix his hair. And they're like, no, no, no. He needs to look like he has hat head.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
So if you look at Dwight's hair in this, it's kind of smushed down because they wanted it to look like he had just taken his hat off.
Jenna Fischer
I think that's. I love that detail about our show.
Angela Kinsey
I do, too. And Rain, in the DVD commentary said he noticed a difference in how the ladies acted around him this week. In this uniform. He said all the ladies acted a little differently. Huh. Huh.
Jenna Fischer
We'll have to get him in here to give us more details on that. All right, so fast. Fact number three is not about this episode. It's not about Game of Thrones either. I just want to say that, okay, this is inspired by some fan mail that we got. It made me want to speak about the Michael Scott's of the world.
Angela Kinsey
I have no idea where you're going. I'm here for it.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I got this letter. I jinxed M33.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Wrote in to say trivia. There was a character on Young and the Restless named Michael Scott. He was locked in the basement by Victor Newman.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Victor Newman was so evil.
Jenna Fischer
So I looked it up, and yes, from 1981-82, there was this character named Michael Scott. He was played by actor Nicholas Benedict. So Michael Scott was a photographer, and he had an affair with Victor's first wife, Julia.
Angela Kinsey
And so Victor locked him in a basement.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, he locked him in his bomb shelter, which was in the basement.
Angela Kinsey
Victor was a very wealthy man. He probably had a whole bunker.
Jenna Fischer
Well, listen to what he did, though.
Angela Kinsey
Why do I know all this about Young and the Restless? Okay, good.
Jenna Fischer
Did you watch it?
Angela Kinsey
My grandmother did her stories, but she wouldn't admit to it. Oh, yeah. She'd say, I don't even care anything about that. But she'd leave it on all day and her stories would be playing in the background.
Jenna Fischer
So I watched All My Children. My mom watched All My Children when she nursed me. And then she. She said that's how she got into it, was that it was on when it was time to nurse me as a baby. And then she watched it. I kind of grew up watching it with her. Right. And then when I went to college, I arranged my class schedule so that I could be home to watch All My Children because it was on at noon. It was on abc. Kelly Ripa was on it, by the way.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And, you know, we didn't have what we have now. We didn't have this, like, digital recording stuff.
Angela Kinsey
No, if you. If you missed it, you missed it.
Jenna Fischer
You missed it. Well, listen to what Victor Newman did to poor Michael Scott in the basement.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no. Victor.
Jenna Fischer
He fed him baked rats.
Angela Kinsey
Ew. Victor.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, he also put in, like, a live video feed so that Michael Scott had to watch Victor make love to Julia.
Angela Kinsey
Wow. That is twisted.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I want to be in the writers room at Young and the Restless. Well, I want to see what's on their. Their cards on the wall.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Michael Scott in basement.
Jenna Fischer
Well, eventually, Julia discovered what was going on, and she freed him.
Angela Kinsey
Good.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. So he's not. He made it out alive, but he.
Angela Kinsey
Was there for years.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Wow.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, so next, Michael Scott. Remember that bobblehead that was in the vending machine at the beginning of Boo's cruise in the Cold Open? Yeah, we talked about it. Okay.
Angela Kinsey
Cause is this when they put all of Dwight's things in the vending machine? This is the prank.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Jim's prank on Dwight.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Got it.
Jenna Fischer
And you mentioned. Oh, I think there's a Phillies bobblehead in there.
Angela Kinsey
There is a Phillies baseball player in there.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Well, Jake Lauer and PenguinsLovely wrote in to say the bobblehead in the vending machine is a baseball player named Mike Lieberthal. But get this. His name is Michael Scott.
Angela Kinsey
No Lieberthal.
Jenna Fischer
No Michael Scott.
Angela Kinsey
I even looked that up. I didn't come across the middle name.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Wow, Another Michael Scott. All right, here's my last Michael Scott for you.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
There's a famous Irish writer named Michael Scott, and he writes science fiction. Angela, you'd like him. Fantasy, horror. He's written over 100 books, and he's maybe most famous for this series called the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flannel. But in all my reading about him, I am pretty sure his life has been made completely miserable by the character of Michael Scott. Well, yeah, because he's, like, this accomplished novelist who was very famous. And then when this man was, like, around 60 or 65 years old, a television show called the Office came around and turned his name into a joke. So we're very sorry, Irish writer Michael Scott.
Angela Kinsey
But I hope now people go check out your books.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, well, there we go. I needed to give them a plug. I mean, they were at the top of the New York Times bestseller list and all, so.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, I want to check them out. Yeah, it's good. I probably love them.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. All right. Well, that's it. That's all I got for my fast facts.
Angela Kinsey
That those were really good fast facts. I think we had a good time in that section.
Jenna Fischer
Thank you. Well, we'll take a break.
Angela Kinsey
Today's episode is sponsored by Acorns. Acorns is a financial wellness app that makes it easy to start saving and investing for your future. You don't need to be an expert. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that matches you and your money goals. You don't need to be rich. Acorns lets you get started with the spare money you've got right now, even if all you've got is spare change. You know, investing can sometimes feel overwhelming. I know it was for me. There's just a lot of fancy jargon that makes it seem more complicated than it really is. And here's the thing. Acorns believes that anyone can can be an investor. You can create your Acorns account and start automatically investing your money in just five minutes. Sign up now and join the over 13 million all time customers who have already saved and invested over $22 billion with Acorns. Head to acorns.com officeladies or download the Acorns app to get started. Paid non client endorsement compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns Tier 3 compensation provided investing involves risk. Acorns Advisors LLC and SEC registered investment advisor. View important disclosures@acorns.com OfficeLadies oh, office ladies.
Jenna Fischer
Listeners, we did a little detective work and do we have the scoop for you. So what is it, you ask? It's that Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide.
Angela Kinsey
We put on our sleuthing hats and confirmed that's a whole lot of places and a whole lot of acceptance. So, yeah, sometimes it pays to be.
Jenna Fischer
A detective, but it always pays to Discover. Based on the February 2025 Nielsen report.
Angela Kinsey
Learn more@discover.com credit card. All right, let's get into this episode. Jenna, I have something right away. At 43 seconds, Dwight starts his interrogation.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
First one up is Kevin.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And he says, here are the symptoms of marijuana use. Tell me if any of these remind you of someone. Number one, slow moving. Two, inattentive. Three, dull. Four, constantly snacking. Five shows a lack of motivation. Kevin responds. Hey, yeah, okay, there. Okay, there is a blooper that I had never seen. I've watched a lot of these bloopers now, right?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And there's sort of different compilations of them. On YouTube. I don't know how I missed it, but there is a blooper where Kevin is talking to you at front reception, and he goes, he said I was dull and you can't get through it. You keep laughing.
Jenna Fischer
I could not do Kevin scenes. Brian made me laugh so hard all the time.
Angela Kinsey
All. You had no lines.
Jenna Fischer
No.
Angela Kinsey
All he said was. He said I was dull and you. You couldn't. You couldn't even look at him.
Jenna Fischer
I remember that. I remember shooting that.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Because I don't think we got it. I think the reason it's not in the episode is we never got a take of it. I couldn't do it.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, I don't doubt it.
Jenna Fischer
It happens sometimes. Sometimes they were like, you know what?
Angela Kinsey
It's a wash. Never mind.
Jenna Fischer
We have.
Angela Kinsey
We have enough. We have enough. And then Dwight, in a talking head right after says, I like the people I work with, with the exception of 4.
Jenna Fischer
4 people.
Angela Kinsey
Who are those four people?
Jenna Fischer
We got a lot of mail about that.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah? Well, what'd you. What'd you find?
Jenna Fischer
I don't. I don't know. People wanted. People wanted us to name the four people that we think are the four people, with the exception of four people.
Angela Kinsey
Who do you think?
Jenna Fischer
Who do I think he does like or doesn't like?
Angela Kinsey
No, he says he likes everyone, with the exception of four people.
Jenna Fischer
Who do I think he doesn't like? I think he doesn't like Jim.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, I. Jim is number one on the list for me.
Jenna Fischer
I think he doesn't like Creed.
Angela Kinsey
I would say Toby. Just because Michael.
Jenna Fischer
Michael doesn't like Michael.
Angela Kinsey
Hates Toby. And Dwight loves Michael.
Jenna Fischer
He might. Well, he likes Pam. We know that.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
He's got a soft spot for Pam.
Angela Kinsey
I think he thinks Pam's decent.
Jenna Fischer
Maybe Ryan and Kelly.
Angela Kinsey
Maybe Ryan the temp because he's competition.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
To him. And then maybe because he's competitive. Maybe one of the other sales reps. I don't know.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
All right. There you go.
Jenna Fischer
We don't know, though.
Angela Kinsey
We don't know.
Jenna Fischer
We don't know who the four people are. They were never written down. That's one of those fun little things that we just give you to think about.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
The writers.
Angela Kinsey
You tell us who you think.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. So now we're in the kitchen and Jim does an impression of Stanley.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Followed by a Pam talking head doing an impression of Phyllis. Tina Kakalik, Mikayla Maroney, and Katie Coles all asked this question. Did the writers know that John could do impressions of Stanley ahead of time? Or did they just write it and hope he could do it? Guys, John Krasinski's impressions were known and legendary.
Angela Kinsey
Guys, we're like 20 episodes in by now, and we were all hanging out a lot. And in between scenes or when we were killing time and goofing off, John would do these impressions. And we love them.
Jenna Fischer
John could be one of those Saturday Night Live people who does impressions of people. Like, he is an amazing mimic. The writers knew.
Angela Kinsey
The writers knew. It's on the DVD commentary too. They talk about it, about how great he is with impressions.
Jenna Fischer
I am horrible at impressions.
Angela Kinsey
You made me laugh really hard with your Phyllis impression. And then here's something I thought was so clever is your talking head is by the kitchen door that has a window and over your shoulder you can see Phyllis and Jim.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Which is. Pam has some interesting talking heads, location wise, in this episode.
Jenna Fischer
I agree. That was planned.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
They wanted you to see them in the background.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Instead of in the chair where I normally sit. But if you watch the deleted scenes, you can see John doing impressions of more people. So if you want more, you can have more. And they're great.
Angela Kinsey
They're great. He does several other, like, members of the office.
Jenna Fischer
At 2 minutes, 19 seconds, we're in the conference room. Dwight is interrogating Kelly. I swear it looks like rain is gonna break at any moment.
Angela Kinsey
Well, they could not get through this scene. I remember this, like, so vividly. Mindy was like, on the floor. She had disintegrated. And if you watch the scene when he goes, your ass is on the line. My ass is on the line. It barely cuts to Mindy. It's so quick because she couldn't get through it. That might be the only reaction they have where she isn't just giggling.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. I feel like Rain is about to lose it. Right after he says, this is not Kelly Kapoor story hour.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Like he has to like purse his lips a little bit.
Angela Kinsey
Uh huh.
Jenna Fischer
I want you to notice something in this scene, by the way.
Angela Kinsey
What?
Jenna Fischer
Mindy's hair is up.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
In kind of a twisty thing. It's a stylish twist.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Do you know why her hair is up?
Angela Kinsey
Is it cause she got extensions for Casino Night?
Jenna Fischer
And we shot Casino Night before this.
Angela Kinsey
She's also wearing like a colorful shirt, but then like this pink sweater shawl thing. A very fuzzy shawl half sweater thing.
Jenna Fischer
Like an angora sweater thing. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, that's why her hair is up because it's longer continuity.
Angela Kinsey
That's real good.
Jenna Fischer
So Next up, Dwight goes over to Ryan. He says, I want to search your car. Give me your keys. I want to search your car. And Ryan's like, no. He's like, no, you can't search my car.
Angela Kinsey
And then Dwight's like, you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And Ryan's like, okay, what's the hard way?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
He's like, I go down. I get. It's like multiple steps. And Ryan's like, yeah, I'll do it that way. Like, he's so like cocky. But through this whole exchange, in the background is Angela Martin and she has the smuggest look. She is so proud. She's like, oh, he will destroy you, Ryan. She's so like turned on by Dwight.
Jenna Fischer
Being this dude I have from Robbie Austin.
Angela Kinsey
Uh huh.
Jenna Fischer
He wrote in a sass catch.
Angela Kinsey
Oh.
Jenna Fischer
He wrote in about this moment Angela that you're talking about. He said, I saw the unspoken Angela sass when Dwight was talking to Ryan about his car keys.
Angela Kinsey
There's a lot of Angela sass, but it's kind of guys like, I don't know, like seductive sass.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, it's so aroused by his displays of authority.
Angela Kinsey
Oh my gosh. I know, I know. I we. You know, I watched this with my daughter and she's like, mom, when I. She's like, why are you looking at him like that? I was like, oh, honey, fast forward.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. I noticed something else in this scene with Ryan and Dwight.
Angela Kinsey
What?
Jenna Fischer
On Ryan's desk. He has a framed photo on his desk. And here's the thing. It's a very decorative frame. It's like a ceramic painted frame. It almost looks like a decorative ceramic tile.
Angela Kinsey
Like someone. Is it like someone handmade?
Jenna Fischer
It kind of.
Angela Kinsey
Right?
Jenna Fischer
And then it's a photo of just one person dressed for winter. And I zoomed in and it kind of looks like it's a photo of bj. Like he has a photo of himself on his desk.
Angela Kinsey
That is hilarious.
Jenna Fischer
I just found it very interesting because the character of Ryan always seems like he has like one foot out the door and. But he did take the time to put this treasured frame with a photo of maybe himself on his desk. And he decorated his desk. Well, I thought that was telling.
Angela Kinsey
Here's my backstory that has no nothing to support it. You guys, this is my backstory. My made up in my head backstory is that that Kelly gave him that frame. Kelly made that frame. That's a photo she took of him, probably against his will, and she put it in A frame. And she gave it to him as a gift. And she decorated his desk because she has decided their boyfriend, Girlfriend.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I like that backstory.
Angela Kinsey
That's my backstory.
Jenna Fischer
I like that. And if he takes it down, she's like, why did you take down my frame?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. That was such a fun night. Remember? That was the night that you gave me a ride. Remember?
Jenna Fischer
I like this story. So next, Michael comes out of his office. He walks over, and he tells Dwight to take a chill pill.
Angela Kinsey
Take a chill pill.
Jenna Fischer
Chill out. He just mocks the investigation.
Angela Kinsey
Well, he calls him a narc.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And Dwight says, thank you. That is a compliment. I have a little. I have a card. At 3 minutes, 58 seconds, Michael does this whole riff, right? About being stoned, but he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. He's like, smoke my doobies.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Doobies with my brother. Peace out, Seacrest. And you guys, do you remember when Ryan Seacrest hosted American Idol, and he would end American Idol by saying, peace out, Seacrest or seacrest out? He'd say, seacrest out.
Jenna Fischer
I don't remember that.
Angela Kinsey
I so remember that. I had friends that would say it. Seacrest out. Like, when they were leaving a party, they'd be like, seacrest out. I'm like, all right, dork.
Jenna Fischer
Does he say that anymore? He doesn't.
Angela Kinsey
I don't know. I don't know. But I looked up seacrest out. And what was hilarious to me is the first thing that comes up is Michael Scott.
Jenna Fischer
Really?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Peace out, Seacrest. And then if you scroll down, scroll down, it will say, ryan Seacrest used to say this on American Idol.
Jenna Fischer
We totally grabbed that. We grabbed it.
Angela Kinsey
We grabbed it.
Jenna Fischer
SEACREST out at 4 minutes, 8 seconds. I think it's always there, but I really noticed it in this episode. There's a shot of Michael talking to Jim, and the camera is situated such that you can see the couch in the reception area. Okay. There's a lamp next to the couch.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Hung on the wall. But behind the lamp is a plaque. Who would hang something behind a lamp on a plaque?
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah, that's.
Jenna Fischer
What is that plaque?
Angela Kinsey
I don't know, but I've seen it, too, and it's like, it's just the most misplaced.
Jenna Fischer
Like, check it out. Four minutes, eight seconds. I think it's always there, but it really stood out to me today. I don't know.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, up next, Dwight is going to interrogate Oscar.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I loved this scene.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. I mean, Oscar visited his grandma when he was, like, five and now he's like, maybe a potential drug mule.
Jenna Fischer
Right.
Angela Kinsey
That's what Dwight thinks.
Jenna Fischer
Have you ever pooped a balloon? Is what he asked. Oscar.
Angela Kinsey
Oscar just leaves. I know for a fact rain had to have lost it on that line. I know it.
Jenna Fischer
There's a little bit of B roll of Oscar over at accounting that is sort of leads into this scene in the conference room. And at 4 minutes, 23 seconds, there's a shot of Oscar sitting at his desk on the phone. And Angela, the dog poster is still on the partition.
Angela Kinsey
I saw that too.
Jenna Fischer
It's still there. They didn't take it down.
Angela Kinsey
They didn't take it down.
Jenna Fischer
When will they take it down? Should we track it?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, let's track it.
Jenna Fischer
Add it to the track it list. Also at 4 minutes, 58 seconds, when Oscar leaves the conference room after being interrogated, Jim is not at his desk in the background. I think John Krasinski got out of some background work. So now Dwight is. We have some footage of Dwight recreating the crime scene in the parking lot. He's pretending to smoke the joint, throw it on the ground. Where would it land if he threw it on the ground? You know what he needs? Some tiny orange cones. Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Now, when I watched that, I was like, at what point did Dwight not consider the warehouse or anyone else in the building?
Jenna Fischer
No, he only interrogates Dunder Mifflin employees.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Is that because it was by a Dunder Mifflin employee's car?
Angela Kinsey
Maybe this is like a shared parking lot.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
So I was like, dwight, I'm questioning your investigation.
Jenna Fischer
We also have visitors. Come to the office park. Yeah, right. I don't know. Interesting. So then. Oh, just amazing. Dwight interviews Phyllis.
Angela Kinsey
I want more, Dwight. Philistines. I wish there were more because I love her reactions.
Jenna Fischer
She is so funny in this.
Angela Kinsey
She's so funny.
Jenna Fischer
Phyllis, you're so funny in this. Dwight shows her a picture of some marijuana, and he says, do you know what this is? And she says, it's marijuana. And he says, how do you know that? And she says, because it's labeled.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, because it's labeled. And he's so ticked off. Well, he's furious, right. That it's labeled marijuana. So there's a deleted scene, you guys, that then Phyllis leaves the office, and she has some attitude towards Stanley. And she's like, he just asked you what marijuana is. And then he's like. And she's like, you're welcome. Like, she just gave him intel.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
But then my favorite deleted scene of all of them. If you have to watch one is Dwight comes out and goes, stanley, you're next. And Stanley just takes a sip of his coffee and doesn't even look at Dwight. And he's like, stanley. And he just drinks his coffee. He doesn't get up. He doesn't say a word. And then. And then he's like, okay, fine, Creed. Like, Stanley's just not having it.
Jenna Fischer
Stanley's not budging.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Just drinks his coffee. Doesn't even look at him.
Jenna Fischer
Doesn't care.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my God, it was brilliant. 0f's, as the kids say.
Jenna Fischer
Well, then Dwight does interview Creed, and he shows him the same photo. He's cut off the label.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And Creed says, that is Northern Lights cannabis indiga. And Dwight's like, no, damn it. It's marijuana. I looked it up. That is a real strain of marijuana.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
By the way, you should know how infrequently I type the word marijuana by the number of times I misspelled it in my document. Really don't know how to spell it.
Angela Kinsey
It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
Jenna Fischer
I'll be okay.
Angela Kinsey
The DVD commentary did say that someone in the writer's room, no names mentioned, is who contributed the north.
Jenna Fischer
The details.
Angela Kinsey
The details. The fancy name for it.
Jenna Fischer
So then Dwight interviews Jim, who suggests that it's actually Dwight. It's Dwight's joint, but he just forgot due to his own marijuana use.
Angela Kinsey
This is like a gym thing that he does that I love when he turns it back on someone. And he's done it to Michael and he totally does it to Dwight. And Dwight gets so flustered. I loved it.
Jenna Fischer
So next, we're in the kitchen, and Oscar asked to see Jim. Stanley impression. And Stanley catches him.
Angela Kinsey
And Oscar hauls butt. He's like, I'm out.
Jenna Fischer
He leaves.
Angela Kinsey
I am not gonna get so quickly mixed up in this.
Jenna Fischer
He totally leaves us there. And then Stanley leaves, and Pam and Jim are like, I do not think.
Angela Kinsey
That is funny at the same time.
Jenna Fischer
And so Pam jinxes Jim and this.
Angela Kinsey
Starts the whole jinx.
Jenna Fischer
Now Jim can't talk. He has to buy her coke. They just run into the break room.
Angela Kinsey
You skip.
Jenna Fischer
Pam skips into the break room.
Angela Kinsey
Last day of school, Skip.
Jenna Fischer
But guess what. The coke is sold out.
Angela Kinsey
Did you see what was over your shoulder in the other vending machine lady?
Jenna Fischer
You know, I made a list of.
Angela Kinsey
The apples and the Cup O Noodles.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I'll tell you, my daughter's soccer team made the playoffs. It was very exciting. And we went to this new soccer field, and there was a concession stand and they had cuppa noodles. And my daughter was like, what is that? I was like, oh, honey, you just add hot water and there's noodles. She was like, what? She was like, that's amazing. And then all the girls on the soccer team wanted cup of noodles, so. And they loved it.
Jenna Fischer
They loved cuppa noodles.
Angela Kinsey
She was like, mom, this is so smart.
Jenna Fischer
Well, the thing that's crazy to me is that they have cuppa noodles in there, but then they also have something called pot O soup.
Angela Kinsey
I don't know. Pot O soup. What's happening?
Jenna Fischer
I don't think it's real. I looked it up and I think that's a fake soup label that Phil Shea made. I'm pretty convinced. But also something you should know. The apples and oranges that are all on the top shelf, those are all plastic.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Those aren't real.
Angela Kinsey
If you look at em real close, they're shiny.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. They lived there for years.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Oh, guys, it's seven minutes, eight seconds. Dwight is now going to interrogate Angela. He says, look, I know you're innocent, but I have to make it look real. And then he yells at her, and she gives him again this, like, weird, oh, yeah, baby. Smile. Like, yes.
Jenna Fischer
Angela likes displays of authority.
Angela Kinsey
I think she's all about that uniform.
Jenna Fischer
I think she's like, yeah, baby, a man in uniform.
Angela Kinsey
Put on those tall black boots and stomp around.
Jenna Fischer
So next up, it's around 7 minutes, 18 seconds, Michael comes into the bullpen and Dwight announces that drug testers are coming to test everyone's urine. Fun fact. We say the word urine 16 times in this episode.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
So anyone thinking about, I don't know, doing a drinking game for the word urine? You don't wanna.
Angela Kinsey
You bring this up in the DVD commentary and everyone turns on you. You're like, so if you drank every time someone said urine, would you get drunk? And they're like, jada, I did. That's so funny.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I'm up. I clearly. I guess I'm slightly obsessed with the fact that we say you're in so much.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, but don't. Come on, guys, be responsible.
Jenna Fischer
I did not listen to the commentary, so I.
Angela Kinsey
That funny.
Jenna Fischer
Fifteen years later, I'm still hung up on this.
Angela Kinsey
Fifteen years later, you tell the same story. I did think it was cute right before this whole, like, official urine test thing that Kevin genuinely loves. Michael's narc bit. Yeah, He's. He's so there. Like, yeah. Narc bit.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Michael's trying to relive the glory days of his earlier moment where he kind of got people to laugh at him.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Well, now he's freaking out because now this urine test is official.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And he's like, Toby even backs it up, right?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And Michael is sweating. He's got a talking head.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
He went to an Alicia Keys concert. He scored some great seats at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center.
Jenna Fischer
Some great aisle seats.
Angela Kinsey
Great aisle seats. I looked up the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
It's a really cool outdoor venue.
Jenna Fischer
Oh.
Angela Kinsey
So it's like where you can see concerts outside. And it's got kind of this, like, permanent sort of tent structure.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
So it'd probably be a really cool place to see a concert. But a beautiful girl with a lip ring.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Sat next to him. She had what he thought were clove cigarettes. Everyone was doing it.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And he's freaked out.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Now he's worried. He's worried he's gonna fail the drug test.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. Because he's like, maybe they weren't clove cigarettes. Maybe they were something else.
Angela Kinsey
I don't know.
Jenna Fischer
He doesn't know what this lip ringed woman gave him.
Angela Kinsey
This beautiful woman with a lip ring. Probably wasn't smoking a clove cigarette is my guess. And this starts a whole spiral for Michael.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. During all of this, while this is happening, we had a fan catch what? At 8 minutes, 47 seconds, Olivia redig wrote in to say, I noticed that Jim has a yellow Brunetti's mug on his desk. Which is the restaurant where Ryan picked up pizza in Take youe Daughter to Work Day.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, good cat.
Jenna Fischer
The home of the rectangle Pizza and sometimes circle Pizza.
Angela Kinsey
I love that.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I have to point out, at 8 minutes, 40 seconds, Dwight has a huge moment for him.
Jenna Fischer
What is it?
Angela Kinsey
I'm sure it sent Angela into a tizzy. He actually can overrule Michael. Michael wants to cancel the drug testing, and Dwight says, you can't. It's company policy.
Jenna Fischer
Ooh.
Angela Kinsey
Overruled.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Overruled his boss.
Jenna Fischer
This is when Dwight goes over to accounting. He asks everyone what prescription drugs there to taking. He asked Kevin about his Rogaine.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Kevin's like, I don't use Rogaine.
Angela Kinsey
Inappropriate, though, for him to ask. Inappropriate. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
We're kind of back to remember during healthcare episode when he was asking us all of our ailments personal things.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Then he asked Angela. She says, I don't take any prescription drugs.
Angela Kinsey
And he's like, what?
Jenna Fischer
He's like, none.
Angela Kinsey
And then I'm like, so explain this.
Jenna Fischer
Moment, to me, Angela, the look on his face, I feel like obviously he's wondering about birth control.
Angela Kinsey
Of course he is.
Jenna Fischer
Does Angela take birth control? Is Angela saying, no, I don't take birth control. And he's getting this information for the first time. But then he's a little pleased, like.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no, not at all.
Jenna Fischer
Why is happening.
Angela Kinsey
Not at all. This is the way I took that scene. Are you taking any prescription drugs? No, I'm not. And then he's like. Does the math in his head, like, oh, well, we don't use protection because I assume she was on the pill. Oh, wait, what's happening? Is she not on the pill? And then he looks at her like, you don't take anything. And then I'm like, of course I take the pill. But do you think I'm gonna tell Kevin I take the pill? I am not gonna admit to Kevin and Oscar that I'm on birth control.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. That was my question. Was she at the end there, they have that little thing.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. She looks at him like, of course I'm on the pill and I'm going.
Jenna Fischer
To talk about it.
Angela Kinsey
He's relieved.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
And she's, you know, Angela is never, ever going to discuss her business.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
In front of Kevin and Oscar.
Jenna Fischer
Hey, for real, thanks for explaining that moment to me. It sounded confusing.
Angela Kinsey
You're welcome.
Jenna Fischer
I wasn't sure.
Angela Kinsey
Maybe we should have done a better job acting. No, it was.
Jenna Fischer
I just wasn't 100% sure. I didn't know if the little smile there was him being like, oh, like, maybe I could be a father or. I just didn't. I wasn't totally sure.
Angela Kinsey
I think he's just relieved. He's like, oh, right, right. We are on the same page. Okay, good.
Jenna Fischer
All right. Well, there you go.
Angela Kinsey
So 9 minutes, 14 seconds. Poor Jim now is in the break room with Kelly. He's trapped. She is just being a chatty patty. He can't talk. And this is the second time this has happened for him. So she's going on and on. You guys, if you listen to it, to me, Mindy, Mindy. It just sounds like you talking about an outfit. It. There is no distinction for me between Mindy and Kelly in this moment. She's like, I mean, Jim, it's a low cut top that shows a little bit, but not everything, because I'm not like that kind of person. Like, she's like. And then Pam comes in and says, hey, guys, Michael wants to see us in the conference room. What's up? And Kelly's like, oh, we're having a great talk. And she is just messing with Jim. She's like, oh, you guys should finish this conversation.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah. You have a few minutes before we need you. Take your time.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, and Jim's like, I took a screen grab of his face.
Jenna Fischer
Oh.
Angela Kinsey
As he looks at you, I want you. I will. Can I. Can I post this on Office?
Jenna Fischer
I don't know.
Angela Kinsey
This made me laugh so hard. Okay. This is Jim's face when you're like, oh, no, no, go ahead, finish it. It's totally fine. Yeah. Ready? This is Jim's face.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
He is in pain and he's like, do not leave Pam.
Jenna Fischer
That needs to be a meme.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
That needs to be a meme.
Angela Kinsey
Like, so I put it in panicked shock. I put it amazing. I put it in my instastory. And so many people were like, I know the exact moment. I know the exact moment.
Jenna Fischer
All right, so now we do go into the conference room for the meeting. It's nine minutes, 50 seconds. Angela. We had people write in and point out that the conference table is in the conference room.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
We are not in our standard rows of chairs. This is the first time, I think this has happened since performance review when we went over the suggestion box with Larry Wilmore. Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Just a little interesting little thing. Every once in a while we have these meetings.
Angela Kinsey
The magical conference table. Where has it been?
Jenna Fischer
I guess they didn't feel like moving it this time.
Angela Kinsey
Who sets it up?
Jenna Fischer
We don't know.
Angela Kinsey
Where does it go?
Jenna Fischer
All right, so now 10 minutes, 21 seconds. Michael has a talking head about being anti drug.
Angela Kinsey
We got a fan question from Kira. She says, why does Steve have a band aid on his left ring finger in this episode, it looks like maybe it's covering his wedding ring. Is that what's happening?
Jenna Fischer
All right, so as soon as I read Kira's question, I immediately flashed back, did you remember? I 100% remembered. So here is what happened, Kiara. I have a very clear memory of Steve coming in to the hair and makeup trailer the morning he shot on this episode. And his finger, his ring finger, where he wears his wedding ring was all swelled up.
Angela Kinsey
He had jammed it, right? He jammed it, yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And it wasn't broken. He had gone and had it looked at. Doctor said it's not broken, but there's no way we can get your wedding ring off.
Angela Kinsey
But. So here's the thing. Steve's married in real life. He comes to work, he normally, you have, like, a little caddy that holds your jewelry. You take off Your wedding rings, you get in your costume, your wardrobe for the day and you're someone else in those scenes, right?
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
You can't have on your wedding ring. Steve Michael Scott can't have a wedding ring on. He's not married yet. Yes.
Jenna Fischer
So I remember there was this whole discussion, what are we going to do now? Remember, Steve only had to work one day this week. There was no way they were going to make him cut off his wedding band.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
To shoot for one day.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
So instead they came in and they wrapped his wedding ring with this sort of like, I don't know, band aid kind of looking kind of like a medical tape kind of thing. And if you watch this episode, if you go through a lot of the time he keeps his left hand down. Now that you know this fact in re watching this episode, look at how often he's hiding his left hand.
Angela Kinsey
He's got it in his pocket a few times.
Jenna Fischer
Yep.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Except in this talking head, he brings his hands right up in front of him, he folds his hand and there it's right there. Totally see it. That's what Kiera saw. I did go through and I did clock the other times. I could see it. I could only see it three other times.
Angela Kinsey
I just remember it in the talking head. Where else did you see the band aid thing?
Jenna Fischer
I saw it at 4 minutes 11 seconds, 7 minutes 21 seconds and 14 minutes 46 seconds. But I'm telling you guys, that's because I saw a flash of his left hand and I paused. So I want you guys to know that I traded messages with Steve Carell. I wanted to confirm that my memory was true. And he said, yes, this is all true. This is. My memory was correct. But he gave me an added detail.
Angela Kinsey
How did he jam his finger? Did he tell you?
Jenna Fischer
Yes, he told me he jammed it playing pickup hockey. Remember in Michael's birthday we told you guys that Steve was a hockey player?
Angela Kinsey
He's very good.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And he would play pickup hockey. And so he jammed it playing pickup hockey. All right, so now we are back in the conference room and Michael starts rattling off drug statistics.
Angela Kinsey
He does. And I have to just point out one thing about this conference room. Yeah, there is a lot of Angela sass. I don't know if it's because I'm sit like seated like right front and center there. There are so many Angela Martin eye rolls.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
In this episode.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
In the conference room.
Jenna Fischer
A gift maker's dream.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. This scene is a ton of Angela sass.
Jenna Fischer
One of Michael's statistics is he says that more people will use cocaine than read a book to their children this year.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Jen Salata, in the DVD commentary said that that got her so tickled that they wanted to make it sort of the bar that Michael measures everything from that. He would just keep saying, like, whatever it was happening in the world. Then more people will read a book to their children.
Jenna Fischer
I love I. That line, to me, was just perfection in writing. I loved that. Then Michael reveals his list of illegal drugs.
Angela Kinsey
So Michael says he's ridiculously anti drug. Right. And he. Then he goes on to say that. I mean, that Cheech and Chong would have been funnier. Right.
Jenna Fischer
Wouldn't they imagine how funny they could be if they weren't stoned.
Angela Kinsey
And it cuts to my face and I make a. Like a what? Like a weird eye roll? Like, what the heck? This is actually a reaction from a different moment.
Jenna Fischer
Really?
Angela Kinsey
Yes. In a deleted scene, Michael is going off and he's trying to say the word omniscient, but he can't say it. And I, like, make a big eye roll and look at him like, you idiot. And that's the reaction. They took it and then put it to Cheech and Chong. Because when I watched this, I was like, why would. Would Angela Martin even know Cheech and Chong?
Jenna Fischer
I had that same thought.
Angela Kinsey
Why is she reacting like, oh, please, Michael, it's Cheech and Chong. Come on. Everyone knows their act.
Jenna Fischer
It was so funny, though.
Angela Kinsey
It was really funny. But it's. To a different moment, which makes sense to me, because I don't think Angela Martin would have reacted like that to that line.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, I agree. So now Michael reveals his list of illegal drugs.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
He wants us to know these drugs are illegal. Did you write them down?
Angela Kinsey
I did. He wrote, crack cocaine, pot, blow, acid, hookah, heroin. Spelled like the heroine. The female heroine.
Jenna Fischer
Right.
Angela Kinsey
The heroine of a story.
Jenna Fischer
Right.
Angela Kinsey
And speed.
Jenna Fischer
And speed. So aren't crack cocaine and blow all kind of like variations on the same drug? I mean, I'm not a drug expert, but Sam's nodding, so he.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Sam. Poor Sam. Poor Sam.
Jenna Fischer
We're always like, sam, tell us about cornhole and drugs.
Angela Kinsey
Whenever we have any questions about inappropriate behavior, we turn to Sam.
Jenna Fischer
Toby says, hookah is not an illegal drug. And Michael says, I'm gonna test your hair and blood randomly.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, oh, wait, this is great, too. So. And then he's like, pam, can you write this down? And Pam's like, I got. I got nothing. Yeah. Okay, so here is something so great. Somewhere right in here, there is a deleted scene where all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you hear Jan's voice, and she's like, michael, I don't think I need to be on the line for this. Oh. And then Pam goes, has Jan been on the phone the whole time?
Jenna Fischer
Is that maybe why the conference table is there? Because he had Jan on speakerphone.
Angela Kinsey
The phone is by you on a table next to you. It's not even on the conference table.
Jenna Fischer
And.
Angela Kinsey
And yes. Jan hangs up. And you're like, was she on the phone the whole time? Is that crazy? It made me laugh so hard.
Jenna Fischer
I totally. Oh, I wish we'd kept that in. Why did that get deleted?
Angela Kinsey
We probably had to cut it for time, but it was really funny.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, that's too bad. Well, that whole Pam, can you take this down? Moment, that was improvised.
Angela Kinsey
I love it.
Jenna Fischer
I was like, I don't have anything to write anything down with.
Angela Kinsey
And they kept it in. They kept it in. I have a thing from my journal entry about the scene. I said that we really were laughing so much in the scene. And in between takes, Creed would tell us stories from his time that he was in a band, the Grassroots, and they traveled with the Doors. So there was. Yeah, there was some drug use guys, and Creed would tell us stories. Creed, of course, is hilarious. And I don't even know if half of what he said was true or not, but we were cracking up.
Jenna Fischer
He had us riveted. Yeah, he had us riveted. I have a question about that. In all of this drug testing that's going on, why is Creed not worried? And how does he pass? His character clearly uses recreational drugs.
Angela Kinsey
I would think my backstory for that would be that Creed has found a way to. Like, he has a stash of urine.
Jenna Fischer
He's got, like a. He's gotta go around.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, yeah, he's got a way around it.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, so now Pam raises her hand and says, jim has an amazing story about a relative that got, quote, caught up in the world of drugs. Yeah, but Jim can't talk.
Angela Kinsey
She's messing with him.
Jenna Fischer
She's messing with him.
Angela Kinsey
She's messing with him.
Jenna Fischer
Michael is like, jim, stand up. Let's hear your story.
Angela Kinsey
This is your time to share.
Jenna Fischer
John Krasinski is so good in this scene.
Angela Kinsey
He's so good.
Jenna Fischer
His silent performance.
Angela Kinsey
He's a brilliant actor with, like, no words. He's great with words, without words. He's amazing, by the way.
Jenna Fischer
I think he made a whole movie based on that. It's called A Quiet Place and A Quiet Place. Part Two, he's so good.
Angela Kinsey
He can do anything with his face.
Jenna Fischer
He can do non verbal acting, like. Great.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Well, I want you guys to look at 12 minutes, 46 seconds. Jenna, I'm going to show you the picture.
Jenna Fischer
What happens.
Angela Kinsey
I want you to guess who I'm looking at with this true concern and worry and compassion. Angela Martin.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
True concern and compassion.
Jenna Fischer
Are you looking at Jim?
Angela Kinsey
I'm looking at Jim.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, you're so worried about his family member who got caught up in the world of drugs.
Angela Kinsey
This might be the only time in the whole series that Angela Martin looks at Jim with compassion.
Jenna Fischer
Wow.
Angela Kinsey
People were worried. He teared up. Pam is impressed. She has a talking head now by the front door of the office. They have the Dunder Mifflin sign right there.
Jenna Fischer
Yep.
Angela Kinsey
This is like, no one ever really has talking heads in these places. By the kitchen door, by the sign in the front.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Well, she can't do it in the conference room because everybody's in there.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
So they had to put her by the sign.
Angela Kinsey
So you're by.
Jenna Fischer
You know what that is, by the way? That's Greg Daniels. Greg Daniels directed this episode, and he very often did our talking heads places other than the formal places. Especially if he felt like the talking head was a reaction to something that was happening in the moment, he would call them on the fly. Talking heads. I gotta get your feelings about this moment. On the fly.
Angela Kinsey
He loved that. Yeah, I loved it too. It's kind of a fun way to mix up the talking heads. But Pam is legit impressed with Jo. She's like, wow.
Jenna Fischer
She's super, super, like, enamored in this talking head. So now back in the conference room, Dwight has to remind Michael that he will also be tested. He's really like, michael, I'm sorry, but you're gonna be tested.
Angela Kinsey
Michael's like, hey, guys, no one hates drugs more than I do in.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. So I don't need to be tested.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Dwight's like, you're gonna be tested. And Michael's like, I don't even. I don't even know if anything's gonna come out when I pee. I'm very busy today. I don't know if anything's gonna come up.
Angela Kinsey
I'm so busy. I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom today.
Jenna Fischer
I don't have time. All right, So I think we should take a break, and we will come back with Linda the drug tester.
Angela Kinsey
Linda.
Jenna Fischer
Linda's gonna come test everyone for drugs. But you know what? Let's take a break. And we'll be back with some formal drug testing.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, because unlike Michael, I actually do plan on going to the bathroom.
Jenna Fischer
I could use a bathroom break. Yeah, me too.
Angela Kinsey
Overshare.
Jenna Fischer
It's not an overshare. We're not going to test you for drugs while you pee today.
Angela Kinsey
Angela, are you in charge of drug testing? Jenna?
Jenna Fischer
I could be.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Lord.
Jenna Fischer
All right.
Angela Kinsey
Hear me out, Jenna. Let's say you just realized your business needed to hire someone. But like yesterday. How can you find an amazing candidate but really fast?
Jenna Fischer
I know the answer.
Angela Kinsey
You sure do.
Jenna Fischer
It's Indeed. Because when it comes to hiring, Indeed is all you need. You don't have to struggle to get your job posts seen on other job sites because Indeed sponsored Jobs help you stand out and hire fast.
Angela Kinsey
Here's how it works with Sponsored Jobs. Your post jumps to to the top of the page for your relevant candidates so you can reach the people you want faster.
Jenna Fischer
Join the 3.5 million employers worldwide that use Indeed to hire great talent fast.
Angela Kinsey
There's no need to wait any longer. Speed up your hiring right now with.
Jenna Fischer
Indeed and listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit. To get your jobs more visibility at.
Angela Kinsey
Indeed.Comofficeladies just go to indeed.comofficeladies right now and support our show by saying you heard about Indeed on this podcast.
Jenna Fischer
Indeed.com officeladies terms and conditions apply.
Angela Kinsey
Hiring Indeed is all you need. Mother's Day is almost here and Macy's is having their friends and family event now with an extra 30% off their best brands.
Jenna Fischer
This is the perfect time for dressing inspiration and gift ideas. To celebrate Mother's Day, I'm gonna throw some ideas at you.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Mother's Day gifting idea. A fragrance set, right?
Angela Kinsey
I like that.
Jenna Fischer
I know. What about leaning into some spring trends like something linen?
Angela Kinsey
I have always wanted like a linen pants and top like matching set.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I've never done this for myself. Maybe I'll buy myself a Mother's Day gift.
Jenna Fischer
You know I'm all about that. But you know, you could also do like beauty basket because Macy's has Lancome Clinique.
Angela Kinsey
I'm just figuring out everything I want for myself for Mother's Day.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Ang, then you should head to Macy's to shop the sale April 24th through May 4th and get up to an extra 30% off on your favorite brands and 15% off beauty exclusions.
Angela Kinsey
Apply shop in store or online@macy's.com if.
Jenna Fischer
You are in healthcare, you've probably heard of Figs and if you haven't tried them yet, let me just say they are a total game changer. These scrubs are made specifically for awesome humans. They're designed to handle long shifts, constant movement, and everything the job throws at you, all so that you can perform at your best.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, they are just really great. My sister's a nurse. I bought her a pair and I bought myself a pair.
Jenna Fischer
Well, because they've got lots of pockets, right?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. And they're super comfortable. And I can tell you they are engineered for comfort. Comfort and performance. They're just really lightweight. They're breathable, but they're also stretchy.
Jenna Fischer
These are not your boxy, one size fits all scrubs. They are designed with precision and they come in flattering styles and colors. So wherever you wear figs in the er, on rounds at the clinic, or even just running errands after a shift, make it count. Go to wearfigs.com and use the code FIGSRX to get 15% off your order.
Angela Kinsey
That's where figs.com code FIGS RX for 15% off your first order. FIGS. Where do you wear figs?
Jenna Fischer
And we're back. Angela peed. I did end up testing her urine.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, great.
Jenna Fischer
Urine. Urine. Urine.
Angela Kinsey
I passed.
Jenna Fischer
Guys, she passed. She passed. At 14 minutes, Linda, the drug tester has arrived. She is played by Marilyn Brett. Marilyn Brett has done a whole bunch of, like, small roles in film and television, including the most recent Captain Marvel movie. Here's my question. I did see Wonder Woman. It's so badass.
Angela Kinsey
I loved Wonder Woman.
Jenna Fischer
Loved it. How old do my kids have to be to see Wonder Woman? I watched it a second time with that in mind because there is shooting and there is people getting killed. It's not gruesome or graphic, but there is that kind of, what is the age?
Angela Kinsey
There's also some sexual innuendo. Yeah, well, there's.
Jenna Fischer
Common Sense media is true.
Angela Kinsey
Common sense media. That's what we always say.
Jenna Fischer
Parents all do that. Guys, this is not an ad for Common Sense Media. But it could be. It should be. I'd give one. Here's a free one. Common Sense Media for parents. You can check it out.
Angela Kinsey
Great. It's great. They kind of go through movies. Movies and sort of talk about the content.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, they give an age recommendation. Yeah. Well, there you go. That took a strange turn. We were talking about Linda, the drug tester. Dwight is asking her, hey, do you remember me? Nice to see you. And she's like, I test a lot of people's urine yeah, dude, I do this a lot. And he's like, yeah, but mine was green.
Angela Kinsey
She's like, oh, yes. How are you doing?
Jenna Fischer
And he's like, I'm better. Well, we got a lot of mail about that.
Angela Kinsey
We did.
Jenna Fischer
About green urine. Oh, Angela, green urine is very rare.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
I investigated it.
Angela Kinsey
I can't wait to hear what you found.
Jenna Fischer
Well, it's mostly connected to something you ate.
Angela Kinsey
Asparagus, maybe?
Jenna Fischer
Not asparagus.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Like, let's say you're at a kid's birthday party and they serve an ice cream cake with, like, super blue icing. Like, blue dye icing.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Turns your mouth blue and your pea green. Correct.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Now, if you haven't eaten something like that, you might want to call your doctor if you pee green, because it could also be caused by a bacterial infection or it is a side effect of some medications.
Angela Kinsey
All right, guys, you heard it here from Dr. Jenna.
Jenna Fischer
That's right. And I had a list of all the medications, but Angela won't let me read it because she said it was too boring.
Angela Kinsey
I did not say that. I did not say that. I want you guys to know she read them. And I thought some of it was gruesome. And she's off putting as she listed the side effects. And I thought, oh, Lord.
Jenna Fischer
You know, I think it was a good call. She made me redo it, and I think that was a good call, Ange.
Angela Kinsey
I just. I just don't want to scare all the children away.
Jenna Fischer
We do. We do that sometimes on the podcast.
Angela Kinsey
Sometimes.
Jenna Fischer
Think better of something.
Angela Kinsey
And you can't say that, guys. There was just a prescription medicine, and the side effects were like, okay, well, throw in the towel because it's over. I want you to notice, though, in the background, while Linda is talking to Dwight, Michael is pacing back and forth. He is freaking out.
Jenna Fischer
He's really lurking. And also in the background is Luann.
Angela Kinsey
Luann is back there, and she's in.
Jenna Fischer
The background a lot in this episode, we got a lot of mail about that. Actually wondering who is the woman playing solitaire on her computer in the background? Who is in the background of this scene while Michael is lurking? It's Luann alert. So now Michael calls Dwight into his office. Oh, my gosh. The scene is so good. It's a spy shot through the window where Michael is telling Dwight, I need your urine.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. In the DVD commentary, Jen talks about how the tone of the scene, they almost wanted it like a scene like in the Godfather. Like, this deed that I am going to ask you has A lot of. Has a lot of weight to it.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Michael kind of tells Dwight all about the Alicia Keys concert, all about the girl with the lip ring. And Dwight is like, oh, wow.
Angela Kinsey
Wow.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah, I hear you.
Angela Kinsey
Wow.
Jenna Fischer
And then this is my favorite line. Dwight's like, michael, I don't think I can do it. And Michael says, urine goes all over the place. There's no controlling it.
Angela Kinsey
Dwight says, not mine.
Jenna Fischer
He says, the cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
You didn't do it on purpose.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
The urine just flew into the cup.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And then you handed it to me. All right. Something I want to talk about in this scene, though. At 14 minutes, 23 seconds, there is a framed photo of the employees of Dunder Mifflin on this little table that's opposite Michael's desk.
Angela Kinsey
That was on one of my cards as well. And we know the story behind this photo.
Jenna Fischer
It is from an episode that we shot, but since these aired out of order.
Angela Kinsey
You haven't seen it yet.
Jenna Fischer
You haven't seen it yet. It's from the conflict resolution episode.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And Michael Photoshops our faces.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. He's trying to get a group shot, but he can't get it. So he does this sort of clumsy Photoshopped one, and he frames it and he puts it in his office. And continuity error. We forgot to take it down for the scene.
Angela Kinsey
We all have a copy of this photo in a frame that Greg Daniels gave us as a gift as well. I still have mine.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I love that.
Angela Kinsey
And now, guys, it's 15 minutes, 45 seconds, and Angela and Dwight are in the kitchen.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I really think that Michael is a big source of conflict for them in their relationship.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
Because constantly Angela thinks Michael is an idiot, and she thinks, why would Dwight support this idiot?
Jenna Fischer
His loyalty to Michael is a sticking point for her because it causes Dwight to go against his principles, his moral compass. And there. If. There's nothing that Angela loves more than a good principle.
Angela Kinsey
I know. Except when she needs to bend it to serve her purpose.
Jenna Fischer
That's right.
Angela Kinsey
But yes, she definitely thinks that Michael is Dwight's soft spot and it makes him lose his judgment. So she just says to him in the. In the kitchen, she's like, listen, I can't. I cannot, you know, approve of this. I'm not going to give you my approval. And he's. He's like, angela, I want him to have all the urine he needs. All of it.
Jenna Fischer
All the urine he needs. Oh, lady, your hair is so long. And Pretty in that scene, too.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
Did you notice it?
Angela Kinsey
I noticed.
Jenna Fischer
Gorgeous.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
It's like, what's happening?
Angela Kinsey
I noticed how long it was. It's super long. It's probably the longest I've ever had my hair.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. I don't know. And it was very flowing in that scene.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, thank you.
Jenna Fischer
I noticed.
Angela Kinsey
Thanks.
Jenna Fischer
All right, so now we have Dwight's talking head. And this is the talking head that Greg Daniels talked about in Booze Cruise with us. Yes. Where he talks about his ancestors and he says his. Was it his great grandfather. Was Dwight Shrewd Amish.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. So there's a great little tidbit in the DVD commentary about this. So if you get the CDs, this is a great one.
Jenna Fischer
I love that. You just called them CDs, Angela.
Angela Kinsey
What are they?
Jenna Fischer
DVDs. Right.
Angela Kinsey
When you get your VHS.
Jenna Fischer
No, it's so cute because CDs are what we used to listen to music on.
Angela Kinsey
I'll never get it right. My kids have given up on correcting me.
Jenna Fischer
It's such a mom moment.
Angela Kinsey
I know. And my kids used to correct me, and now they're like, yeah, yeah, fine. Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Things that we do that annoy our children. And I know our parents had, like.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
Things they did to us, but that was such a mom moment.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. I know. Okay. I love it. So in the DVDs. So this talking head where Rain improvised that his father was Dwight Schrute, his grandfather was Dwight Schrute, his father was Dwight Shrud, Amish was a whole talking head that Rain improvised in the pilot. It was in the pilot, but they didn't have time for it. And Greg loved it so much. He was like, I am gonna find a way to get that back in. So Rain did it in this episode, 26 episodes later. Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Wow.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
That shows you Greg Daniels. Right. Like, Greg Daniels is like, I will not forget. I have spotted a moment of genius. And by God, it will find its way into this series.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And so he made it happen. He found the moment. And then eventually, of course, this whole talking head really just opens up a whole world. That is mo's, the beet farm, their.
Jenna Fischer
Amish background, all of that. So, guys, Dwight does give Michael his urine.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, he does.
Jenna Fischer
In a to go coffee cup labeled Michael Scott sample. Yeah, he does it. You see him sort of walking around the office with it, but he does actually do it.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, he's debating it. He's going back and forth. This is a tough decision. And Jim's watching this. He's like, what is happening? And Dwight has this talking head about how his dad used to cheat when they played games. And he didn't know it at the time, of course, but years later, his dad told him, and he was shocked.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, Dwight's is so childlike, you know, but it's interesting that that talking head is what's happening while he is debating on helping someone who's like a father figure to him.
Jenna Fischer
Well, after he does this, he decides, I can't be a volunteer sheriff anymore.
Angela Kinsey
I have to turn in my uniform.
Jenna Fischer
And he does.
Angela Kinsey
And there's a deleted scene of him.
Jenna Fischer
Going into the sheriff's office.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And it's really good.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, it is really good. And he gives back his badge, and the guy's like, we never gave you that.
Angela Kinsey
Where did you get this?
Jenna Fischer
He's like, the gift shop.
Angela Kinsey
And then he's like, did you ever dress in uniform? He goes, oh, yeah, I did a lot. And he goes. He hits a record button. He goes, you're going to need to tell me everything you did in this uniform.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I went to Kentopedia.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Kentopedia.
Jenna Fischer
Because we had a fan question from Heather Buckley. What building was used as the sheriff's station where Dwight returns his uniform? We did not fly to Scranton and shoot the exterior of the Scranton police station. It was actually the Van Nuys courthouse in Van Nuys, California. But the multiple scenes that are shot inside, Kent told me they built those on stage two behind the warehouse. So while all this is happening, Jim and Pam are in the kitchen.
Angela Kinsey
It's flirty McFlurty time.
Jenna Fischer
It is. Well, it starts flirty, and then it ends real sad.
Angela Kinsey
And then it destroys you.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
This scene, at 17 minutes, 6 seconds, they're flirting, you know, and then at.
Jenna Fischer
7, you look like you want to tell me something. Jim, you can tell me anything. Come on.
Angela Kinsey
Loaded question.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Because his heart is on his sleeve right now.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my gosh. John Krasinski, your face. And then Jenna, your face at the realization. Brilliant. Amazing. You guys just. Just crushed it in the scene. So I know this is sort of jogging back in time a little bit, but I loved when Ryan asked Linda if they were hiring. She was like, you want to work at a urine analysis lab? He was like, maybe. And then Kevin. I thought there was a little bit of foreshadowing here.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
At 17 minutes, 57 seconds, it's Kevin's turn to give us urine sample. And he asked Linda for a magazine.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And Linda's like, it's just A urine sample. And he's like, well, still. But listen, is this a little foreshadowing? Kevin is used to when he has to give a little something of himself? He has to have a magazine because he goes to a sperm bank all the time. He does season five. There's a great scene in the baby shower episode where Jan is saying she used a sperm bank.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, that's right.
Angela Kinsey
Kevin's like, which one? And she's like, you wouldn't know it. It's very prestigious. And he goes. She goes, it's in. And he goes, is it? Oh, is it by that 7 11. I forget what he says.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And the look over her face of like, oh, crap, that's the one. And Kevin goes on to say that he donates to a sperm bank quite a bit. So I thought it was pretty funny. I thought it was pretty funny that he asked Linda for a magazine because.
Jenna Fischer
It'S just that he's used to that.
Angela Kinsey
He's used to going somewhere, getting a cup in a magazine and going in a room.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, that's such a good catch, Ange. I love that. So now Michael tells Dwight he passed the test.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
And Dwight is like, that's great. I turned in my uniform.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. And Michael can really tell how upset Dwight is. And there is a spy shot, not a peep shot. See, Jenna, I'm learning.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
There's a spy shot through the blinds of Michael pacing. He's. He knows that he's hurt his friend.
Jenna Fischer
This is weighing on him. In the meantime, Pam comes in. She's got her coat on. She's been out. Where was she? Guys, she bought a Coke.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
And she gives it to Jim and says, will you just buy this Coke off me, because I really miss you and I want to talk to you. And so he gives her a dollar. He hands her the coke. And now the jinx is broken.
Angela Kinsey
The jinx is broken. I have my MySpace blog from back then, and a question people asked a lot. I looked at it and they were like. And I wrote in my MySpace blog, a lot of you asked about the Coke scooch.
Jenna Fischer
I called it Three Little taps on the Coke.
Angela Kinsey
And they wanted to know if it was scripted. And I said no. Jenna just did that.
Jenna Fischer
That was improvised. And after I did it, I'll never forget Greg Daniels goes, ooh, Oh, I love that. Oh, I love the little taps on the soda.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
He was like, we're using that one. We're using that one. We were in the middle of filming, and he was like, when you edit this. You gotta use the three taps. I only did it that one time. But he was so delighted in the moment.
Angela Kinsey
It's very cute. And then also, you guys saying hi and hey to each other was not scripted.
Jenna Fischer
That's right. Yeah. That was not scripted.
Angela Kinsey
No, that was just in the moment. It was really sweet. So they have this whole scene where he gets sworn in by Hank, the security guard.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. He gets sworn in as honorary volunteer corporal.
Angela Kinsey
Corporal. As part of the official security supervisor branch.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Is this a little foreshadowing to the fire drill episode in season five, Jenna?
Jenna Fischer
What happens in that one?
Angela Kinsey
Dwight decides one of our security measures we're lacking in is safe fire skills.
Jenna Fischer
Oh. Perhaps this is now under the umbrella of being this official officer.
Angela Kinsey
Why would he think that he could lock us in a room and start a fire? Unless he didn't feel like he had the power to do it.
Jenna Fischer
This is where it started, you guys.
Angela Kinsey
I'm seeing a lot of, like, little things tipping to later seasons.
Jenna Fischer
Well, at 19 minutes and 30 seconds, we had a fan catch. Olivia Fitzgerald and Michael Gabay wrote in to say when they're talking to the security guy, his name tag says Tate.
Angela Kinsey
No.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, good catch.
Jenna Fischer
It says Tate. So, Angela, I spent about 40 minutes on this name tag.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no.
Jenna Fischer
Let me tell you.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Lord.
Jenna Fischer
So first of all, the security officer, who we know as Hank.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Who was played by Hugh Dane, who was amazing. Amazing. We first met him in the Halloween episode, which was 15 episodes ago.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
He didn't speak.
Angela Kinsey
You're right.
Jenna Fischer
Now 15 episodes later, he shows up. He's got a name tag that says Tate. Now, Hank will not be back again until season four.
Angela Kinsey
Wow.
Jenna Fischer
The episode is Night Out. I'm like, well, I gotta watch Night out and see what his name tag says.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my Lord.
Jenna Fischer
Guess what?
Angela Kinsey
What's it say?
Jenna Fischer
He doesn't wear a uniform in that one.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, fart.
Jenna Fischer
No name tag. So next episode he's in is Goodbye Toby.
Angela Kinsey
So you watched that?
Jenna Fischer
Guess what?
Angela Kinsey
No name tag.
Jenna Fischer
No name tag. At this point, I stopped watching episodes. Okay. I was like, this is gone 3.
Angela Kinsey
Hours of your life.
Jenna Fischer
It's gone too far. By the way, these were all really great episodes. Especially Goodbye, Toby. Anyway, he is gonna come back in season five again. And when we get to that episode, I will look for a name tag. I'm gonna track it. I'll track the name tag. On Dunderpedia, they list his name as Hank Tate.
Angela Kinsey
Oh. So Tate.
Jenna Fischer
So they've assigned Tate as his last name. I'm not sure that's official. But I think that's one way to go with it.
Angela Kinsey
That is one way to go with it. That might save you three hours.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. So thank you for that Fan catch. I have a Jenna catch from this scene at 20 minutes, 21 seconds, when Dwight asks Hank how many orange traffic cones he has.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
You can see our camera operator's elbow in the shot.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, you can?
Jenna Fischer
So that's my Jenna catch.
Angela Kinsey
Well, poor Hank is now stuck with Dwight. He wants to bring his BO staff to work. Yeah, he wants. He's, like, judging him for his cone usage. I'll tell you a scene I wish there had been. I really want to see the scene where Michael goes down to Hank and says, here's the deal. Dwight's having a rough day. He has to be part of your security team. And Hank's like, hell, no. Yeah, I want to see that scene.
Jenna Fischer
The scene that preceded this scene. Because you can tell that scene happened. Like, you can tell that moment happen all by the way that Hugh plays it. Because you can tell that he's, like, gotten roped into some idea.
Angela Kinsey
He's totally annoyed.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
All right, guys, final scene. Jim and Pam are finally talking in the break room, and they're sharing the Coke, just like you and Oscar.
Angela Kinsey
Two little cups.
Jenna Fischer
Two little cups with a Coke.
Angela Kinsey
That would be our treat.
Jenna Fischer
And Jim has this talking head where he is talking about Michael and Dwight and he's saying about Dwight. I just don't see what he gets out of that relationship.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. But in the meantime, he didn't talk for a whole day because the person he's in love with thought it would be fun.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
What is he getting out of this relationship?
Jenna Fischer
What is he getting out of this relationship?
Angela Kinsey
And that's how it ends.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Well, listen, that was very loaded, that scene, I felt like. And there are some deleted scenes that we didn't get to talk about. One. I have to bring this one up. Jim gets a call at front reception. Pam answers it. It's Brenda.
Jenna Fischer
What?
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
So is that obviously who he went on the date with?
Angela Kinsey
I would think.
Jenna Fischer
Right?
Angela Kinsey
I would think. And Pam is like, oh. And sends the call through and then looks at Jim like, are you gonna answer it? And he doesn't. And then he has this moment.
Jenna Fischer
Does she say, it's Brenda?
Angela Kinsey
She goes, yeah. Jim, call for you. It's Brenda. Yeah. And then it cuts to him by himself in the hallway by the Dunder Mifflin sign. And he holds up a little, like, piece of paper he's written on, and it says she'll call back. Oh, someone's confident. Also, there's a talking head that I have. It's also in the bloopers. And Jen Salata and I could not get through this. We kept laughing. It's probably one of the reasons why they didn't use it. But I have a line where I say, I used to get a runner's high. That's why now I swim.
Jenna Fischer
I remember that.
Angela Kinsey
And Jen could not stop laughing. So in the bloopers, you hear her cracking up.
Jenna Fischer
I feel like Jen was particularly tickled by Angela, by the way. I felt like whenever you guys had. Whenever you had to do a talking head from a Jen Salata episode, everyone was like, all right, this is gonna be a while, because these two gals are just gonna crack up.
Angela Kinsey
Well, my lines were always so ridiculous. Like, the stuff she would write for me would be so.
Jenna Fischer
That's what I mean. I think she liked your character.
Angela Kinsey
And the same with Dwight. She loved Dwight, too. Because there's a deleted scene that's also in the bloopers where Dwight has this talking head saying, I will find the person who committed this heinous crime if I have to pray to Thor himself. He has this ridiculous talking head. Rain could not get through it.
Jenna Fischer
No.
Angela Kinsey
Rain and Jen, they were dying. And then lastly, in the deleted scenes.
Jenna Fischer
Is this when we find out whose joint it was?
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
We have to tell everyone this.
Angela Kinsey
Of course you tell.
Jenna Fischer
No, you tell. You watched it.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. Well, walking into the parking lot, the documentary camera crew catches the two guys from Vance Refrigeration, played by our writers, Lee and Jean.
Jenna Fischer
Gino and Leo are their character names.
Angela Kinsey
They're walking in. It's just a spy shot from the back, and I think it's. Gene is smoking a joint, and he just flicks it into the parking lot.
Jenna Fischer
That's whose joint it was.
Angela Kinsey
Vance Refrigeration. Yeah. No one at Dunder Mifflin.
Jenna Fischer
There you go.
Angela Kinsey
There you go.
Jenna Fischer
That's drug testing, everyone. Join us next week for conflict resolution.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. All right, I will see you guys next week. Jenna's going to let you know if I pass my urine test.
Jenna Fischer
I will. I'll let you know. Thank you for listening to Office Lady's second drink.
Angela Kinsey
This episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwolf.
Jenna Fischer
Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey.
Angela Kinsey
Our executive producer is Cassie Jurkins, and our audio engineer and associate producer is Daniela Silva.
Jenna Fischer
Odyssey's executive producers are Jenna Wise Berman and Leah Reese Dennis.
Angela Kinsey
Office Ladies is mixed and mastered by Chris Basel.
Jenna Fischer
Our theme song is Rubber Tree by Creed Bratton. If you live in California and you're looking to buy a home, let's face it, buying a home in California can feel like a lot. It is overwhelming. But with a Realtor, it doesn't have to be.
Angela Kinsey
Everything's easier with a trusted advisor by your side. Someone who knows California real estate inside and out. I'm talking about your Realtor.
Jenna Fischer
We love our realtor.
Angela Kinsey
We love our realtors like love love.
Jenna Fischer
Still in touch with him.
Angela Kinsey
One of my best friends has become one of my best friends. Walked my sisters down the aisle at my wedding.
Jenna Fischer
A great Realtor knows your neighborhood because they're your neighbors.
Angela Kinsey
If you're worried about how to make an offer, how much to put down contingencies, let your Realtor do the work for you.
Jenna Fischer
Let your realtor focus on all that paperwork, all the hassle and the headaches. You can just focus on making your new home the place of your dreams.
Angela Kinsey
Whether you're deep in the search or just daydreaming of your forever home, you don't have to go at it alone. Learn what your Realtor can do for you@championsofhome.com I've been counted out, dismissed, passed over, told I'd never be a golfer with just one or but the only thing that feels better than proving people wrong is out driving them. I'm 14 year old golfer Tommy Morrissey and I want to be remembered for my ability as a champion partner of the Masters. Bank of America supports everyone determined to find out what's possible in golf and in life. What would you like the power to do? Bank of America bank of America NA Member FDIC Copyright 2025 bank of America Corporation all rights reserved.
Summary of Office Ladies Podcast Episode: "Second Drink: Drug Test"
Release Date: April 28, 2025
Introduction
In their second episode titled "Drug Test," Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey continue their deep dive into "The Office," offering fans an insider’s perspective on Season 2, Episode 20. Hosted by the beloved co-stars of Dunder Mifflin, this episode dissects the intricacies of the "Drug Test" storyline, blending episode analysis with exclusive behind-the-scenes anecdotes.
Episode Overview
"Drug Test" centers around Dwight Schrute’s discovery of what appears to be a marijuana joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot. Determined to maintain office decorum, Dwight spearheads an elaborate investigation to identify the culprit. Concurrently, the episode explores Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly’s playful dynamics, culminating in a memorable "jinx" moment that impacts their interaction for the remainder of the day.
Key Scenes and Discussions
Dwight’s Investigation:
Jenna Fischer: "A very elaborate investigation."
Jenna and Angela delve into Dwight’s commitment to upholding rules, highlighting his portrayal as a "kid in a candy jar" when immersed in his detective role. They discuss Jen Salata’s insights from the DVD commentary, emphasizing the curiosity surrounding Dwight’s effectiveness in his sheriff uniform.
Angela Kinsey: "He is like a kid in a candy jar."
Jim and Pam’s Jinx:
Angela Kinsey: "Because he's clearly in love with her. What grown man would do that?"
The hosts explore the playful yet poignant 'jinx' game between Jim and Pam. When Pam jinxes Jim by saying something simultaneously with him, it renders him speechless until he fulfills the jinx by buying her a Coke.
Jenna Fischer: "People weren’t as totally familiar with Jinx or the rule of Jinx."
Michael’s Urine Test Fiasco:
Angela Kinsey: "I think he thinks Pam's decent."
Michael Scott’s anxiety over an impending urine test becomes a central comedic element. Jenna and Angela discuss Michael’s irrational fears, compounded by his embellished stories from the alcohol-fueled Alicia Keys concert.
Jenna Fischer: "We totally grabbed that. We grabbed it."
Behind the Scenes Insights:
Angela Kinsey: "Yes. I have this in my journal..."
The hosts share anecdotes about the filming process, including marathon shooting days and the humorous challenges faced by Jenna juggling bloopers. They reveal how a zombie-themed Roomba became a delightful surprise gift for Jenna, adding a personal touch to the discussion.
Angela Kinsey: "That's so much. That's such a marathon day."
Props and Continuity Errors:
Jenna Fischer: "Have a lot of mail about that because we started doing episodes where we were back in the annex more frequently..."
Attention to detail is a recurrent theme as Angela and Jenna point out continuity elements like Jim’s mug and Dwight’s sheriff uniform. They discuss the authenticity of props and the creative liberties taken to enhance character portrayals.
Jenna Fischer: "They said that was authentic to Pennsylvania. They took some liberties."
Audience Reactions and Fan Mail:
Jenna Fischer: "I like to picture the kid stuck in the candy jar. Thank you, Sam."
The hosts address fan mail, clarifying popular misconceptions and sharing amusing fan interpretations of memorable scenes, such as the infamous "kid in a candy jar" line. They also tackle continuity questions and props observations submitted by listeners.
Angela Kinsey: "I have to turn in my uniform."
Notable Quotes
Jenna Fischer [07:26]:
"In a candy store, Kid in a candy store."
Angela Kinsey [25:00]:
"What is he getting out of this relationship?"
Jenna Fischer [32:47]:
"SEACREST out."
Angela Kinsey [44:03]:
"I want to be in the writers room at Young and the Restless."
Jenna Fischer [58:07]:
"He's really lurking."
Behind the Scenes and Host Anecdotes
Jenna and Angela provide listeners with exclusive behind-the-scenes stories that enrich the understanding of "Drug Test." They recount how certain lines were improvised, such as Jenna's "Three Little taps on the Coke," which Greg Daniels promptly incorporated into the script. Additionally, they share amusing bloopers where attempt at serious scenes were interrupted by uncontrollable laughter, showcasing the camaraderie on set.
Jenna Fischer: "I have a Jenna catch from this scene..."
They also discuss continuity challenges, like Steve Carell’s (Michael Scott) swollen finger necessitating a makeshift band-aid to conceal his wedding ring, ensuring character authenticity despite real-life circumstances.
Audience Engagement and Fan Insights
The hosts engage with their audience by addressing fan mail and questions, deepening the connection between fans and the podcast. They explore fan theories, such as Dwight’s list of individuals he dislikes and Creed’s nonchalant attitude towards the drug tests, providing thoughtful analysis and humorous takes.
Jenna Fischer: "So I went to Kentopedia, and he told me that the day that Steve worked, we shot 14 pages of material."
Conclusion
In "Second Drink: Drug Test," Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey deliver an insightful and entertaining analysis of one of "The Office" Season 2's most memorable episodes. Their blend of episode breakdown, behind-the-scenes lore, and personal anecdotes offers listeners a comprehensive understanding of the show's dynamics and character developments. Through engaging discussions and witty commentary, they enhance the fan experience, making "Office Ladies" a must-listen for aficionados of the beloved sitcom.
Notable Behind-the-Scenes Moments
Zombie Roomba Gift: Jenna’s story about receiving a zombie-themed Roomba after mentioning her love for horror movies adds a personal and humorous layer to the podcast.
Transcript Excerpt [13:14]: Jenna Fischer: "I was giddy. I must have just gone around talking about that Roomba."
Improvised Lines and Bloopers: The hosts highlight the spontaneity on set, recounting how certain improvised lines were either included or cut from the final episode due to uncontrollable laughter.
Transcript Excerpt [83:21]: Jenna Fischer: "And Angela, your hair is so long."
Final Thoughts
"Second Drink: Drug Test" exemplifies the charm and depth that Jenna and Angela bring to their podcast. By meticulously analyzing every aspect of the episode—from character motivations to production quirks—they provide a rich, engaging experience that resonates with both new listeners and long-time fans of "The Office."