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Jenna Fischer
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Angela Kinsey
The year, but we're already talking about our summer family trip. And, you know, we like to. Airbnb.
Jenna Fischer
I know this well.
Angela Kinsey
We like to have a kitchen. And I like to be able to walk out in my robe in the morning and have a cup of tea. And as you call it, Jenna, I like a long Runway.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. Well, you know, Lee is working in Oklahoma right now, and we're going to come out to visit him and he got us a really nice Airbnb to stay in as a whole family so that we could spread out and everybody could sleep well.
Angela Kinsey
And then you feel like you're at home even though you're in a different city.
Jenna Fischer
Lady, I don't want to sleep in the same room as my whole family. That's why I can't do hotels. Great. Anymore.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Cause you all bunk up and share a bathroom.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. I like the space.
Angela Kinsey
I like a refrigerator. A real refrigerator. I like to have snacks. As you know, I do know this.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
I don't want to call room service. I want them right there.
Jenna Fischer
That's right.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Everyone, we're ladies who Airbnb. I guess for your next adventure, for your next vacation, maybe consider Airbnb.
Angela Kinsey
Welcome to the second drink of the carpet. You know, I've got some deleted scenes I want to share with you guys, but we also need to discuss some of the mail we got on this one.
Jenna Fischer
Lady, we got so much mail.
Angela Kinsey
So much.
Jenna Fischer
It had to do with our off topic conversation about Game of Thrones. Because, Angela, you mention in this breakdown that you thought Dwight would love Game of Thrones.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Whoops.
Jenna Fischer
And, well, tons of you wrote in to tell us that Dwight does like Game of Thrones and even teaches Eren Dothraki later in Andy's ancestry. I mean, a. Of course he does. As when we got to Andy's ancestry, we discovered.
Angela Kinsey
Mm. My bad. Thank you for writing in.
Jenna Fischer
It's one of those things people ask me all the time. What's it like to watch it all these years later? There's things that I forgot.
Angela Kinsey
Same.
Jenna Fischer
Right.
Angela Kinsey
Especially scenes I wasn't in.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. Well, thank you very much, Hailey, Bobbi G. Adina, Caitlin, Jordan D. Ben W. Joe W. And many more.
Angela Kinsey
Many more. And Jenna, you shared that you had tried to watch two and a half episodes of Game of Thrones of season one. You did it for me, lad. But it did not go great. You did not like the opening credits. You did not like all the new, like, topography and the names of stuff you might have to learn. You also did not like the queen or her brother, but you did like the White Walkers.
Jenna Fischer
I don't even remember who they are.
Angela Kinsey
The White what? You don't remember the White Walkers?
Jenna Fischer
What are they? Are they spirits? Are they people?
Angela Kinsey
How can you forget?
Jenna Fischer
Is that the snow guy? Is the snow guy a white walker?
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah. And they protect that weird. Very, very cold.
Angela Kinsey
They don't protect so much as they just wanna take over. Oh, my Lord. Okay, listen. Okay. We can't go down this road again. But you did say, and I quote, do we need to start a second podcast where I rewatch Game of Thrones and we discuss it? You called it Office Ladies do Game of Thrones. We got a lot of mail about that. Jennifer A. Said, I would love to hear an Office Ladies Watch Game of Thrones podcast. Please do this. Wally H. Said, I was yelling at this podcast. You have to do a Game of Thrones podcast. I need that in my life. Several other people wrote in saying they would love it. One fella said, please don't do that. Please stop talking about Game of Thrones. But I mean, I would love it.
Jenna Fischer
I would do it, but only if I just watch it and then discuss my reaction. I don't want to have to research it. I don't want to tell you where things were filmed.
Angela Kinsey
Right. You don't want. Okay, I've got a location for you.
Jenna Fischer
Exactly right. Because it's already gonna be so much for me. Although I would a little bit love to hear where they got those dragon Eggs and stuff. Like the props person having to make the dragon eggs that the lady is protecting.
Angela Kinsey
So you remembered the dragon eggs, but you didn't remember what a white walker was?
Jenna Fischer
Well, the eggs were very memorable.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
I mean, there's some eggs that were just waiting for them to hatch for.
Angela Kinsey
So I say this. If we do this, you can pick and choose what you want to research. You want to find out who made the egg, where the eggs were? Maybe I want to find out, you know, where that big tree is they all like to hang out by. You don't know what I'm talking about.
Jenna Fischer
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. Lastly, we have some deleted scenes to kick off this episode. We discussed some of them in our breakdown, but we didn't play any of them. And I want to share this. Kevin talking head. It's about who he thinks might have pooped on the carpet. And I want you to listen really carefully to Kevin's voice, and then we need to discuss.
Jenna Fischer
Okay. There's so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius.
Angela Kinsey
All right, there's no Kevin voice there.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, there's Kevin voice.
Angela Kinsey
No, there's a voice.
Jenna Fischer
There's a little bit of Stacy in there. There's a little bit of, like, I don't know.
Angela Kinsey
This is when Brian is finding Kevin's voice. I am telling you, if you listen to the beginning, it's Brian. And then he slowly pivots into Kevin.
Jenna Fischer
So you think this is kind of his transition period, where he was finding it?
Angela Kinsey
Yes. There's more deleted scenes, and all of them. I hear Brian.
Jenna Fischer
Hmm.
Angela Kinsey
Good catch. Anyone else? Anyone else hear Brian?
Jenna Fischer
I like it.
Angela Kinsey
Don't shake me off, Sam. No, I don't. Oh, stop it.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Angela, I also have a deleted scene for you, for us to listen to. You mentioned it when we broke down this episode. You said that there was a lot more Dwight and Angela in the deleted scenes.
Angela Kinsey
Mm.
Jenna Fischer
And I thought that this moment in the kitchen was so sweet. So this is when Michael has been giving Dwight a hard time about his sales record. And then Angela walks into the kitchen. They have a little moment. I want us to hear it. Okay, look, I know what you're gonna say, that I'm not standing up for myself.
Angela Kinsey
But you know what?
Jenna Fischer
It's complicated, and I really don't appreciate all the badgering.
Angela Kinsey
You could outsell Michael any day.
Jenna Fischer
Mm.
Angela Kinsey
Mm. And then Dwight has this look on his face. He's so happy.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I always love it when Angela has his back, you know.
Angela Kinsey
Mm.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Well, there you have it. This is a super fun episode. And now here's our breakdown of the carpet.
Jenna Fischer
Hey, gang. You know we like to keep our podcast pg.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I blew it on this one, guys. I'm sorry.
Jenna Fischer
So we wanted to warn you before you listen, in case you're listening with your kids. Around the 20 minute mark, Angela goes off the radio.
Angela Kinsey
Well, hey, wait a second. I just tell a story about an episode of Fear Factor. It's got some adult.
Jenna Fischer
There's no other way to tell it.
Angela Kinsey
There's some adult subject matter.
Jenna Fischer
You told it how you needed to.
Angela Kinsey
And you might want to, you know, put earmuffs on the kids at the.
Jenna Fischer
20 minute mark, turn it down, skip five minutes ahead, whatever you need to do. And for the rest of you, enjoy.
Angela Kinsey
And sorry.
Jenna Fischer
I'm Jenna Fisher.
Angela Kinsey
And I'm Angela Kinsey.
Jenna Fischer
We were on the Office together, and we're best friends. And now we're doing the ultimate all Office rewatch podcast just for you.
Angela Kinsey
Each week, we will break down an episode of the Office and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you.
Jenna Fischer
We're the Office ladies. Hi, Ang.
Angela Kinsey
Hey, Jenna. Why are you looking at me like that?
Jenna Fischer
Because I have some sciatica pain in my hip.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, Lord. Is this how we're starting today?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
All right, what else you got?
Jenna Fischer
Well, I was trying to stretch it, and you told me I had to sit down.
Angela Kinsey
You guys, she was kicking her leg in the air.
Jenna Fischer
It was comfortable. It felt good.
Angela Kinsey
You think you can do that for 45 minutes?
Jenna Fischer
I think I can. Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, go. You go, girl.
Jenna Fischer
I thought I could kick my leg and do this podcast at the same time, but Angela told me to sit down.
Angela Kinsey
I did because.
Jenna Fischer
Sit down.
Angela Kinsey
I didn't say it like that. I was like, a, you're gonna hurt yourself. B, I don't think I can concentrate. Why did you kick your foot up like that?
Jenna Fischer
All right, well, I might need to do it midway, but let's get started.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, Jenna, when you do it midway, I'm gonna film you and I'm gonna put it on officeladies. Com.
Jenna Fischer
All right, today we are talking about the carpet. Ooh, it is season two, episode 14, written by Paul Lieberstein, aka Toby, and directed by Victor Nelly Jr. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a summary.
Angela Kinsey
Do it.
Jenna Fischer
In this episode, someone leaves a gift on Michael's carpet.
Angela Kinsey
You could call it that.
Jenna Fischer
In his office. It is soft.
Angela Kinsey
Ew.
Jenna Fischer
It is smelly.
Angela Kinsey
You're gonna describe It.
Jenna Fischer
It is brown.
Angela Kinsey
Gross.
Jenna Fischer
But the question is, who done it? Michael is determined to find out. Everyone's a suspect. He suspects everyone in the office. To keep a close eye on the office, he takes over Jim's desk, which forces Jim to go work at an empty desk right next to Kelly. And Jim quickly learns why Kelly works in the back by herself. But the biggest surprise of this episode might be that you finally see Pam and Roy getting along. They've come back from a vacation, and they're all giggly.
Angela Kinsey
They're giggly. They've been in the Poconos.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Which I googled. It's only about 51 minutes from Scranton.
Jenna Fischer
And is it snowy?
Angela Kinsey
It's snowy. Cause this was January. And here are the best activities. Cause I went down the rabbit hole of the Poconos. Now I wanna go to the Poconos. It's beautiful in the winter. Here are the best activities to do in the Poconos.
Jenna Fischer
Right?
Angela Kinsey
One hour away from Scranton. Snow tubing, skiing, snowboarding, a casino, snowmobile, ice skating, snowshoeing. There's a brewery and a spa.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I bet Roy went to the brewery. Yeah, I mean. I mean, yeah, that's for sure.
Angela Kinsey
They pretty much did that in the casino.
Jenna Fischer
Jim asked Pam if she did a lot of skin skiing, and she says, not really.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, she's a little. A little.
Jenna Fischer
A little. All right, are you ready for some Fast Facts?
Angela Kinsey
I am. And then at some point, Jenna, you'll have to let me know with your sciatica and all of that business.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
I do have a gift for you.
Jenna Fischer
You do?
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And I want to share it with you right here with all of our office ladies listeners, because y'all been listening. Oh, my gosh. Who am I? I should tell you guys, my sister Janet from Texas has been here for a week, and so I just said, y'all been listening.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. When you two get together, you get all Southern.
Angela Kinsey
I get very Southern. So anyway, you guys will get it. You'll be in on the joke. And that's why I want to give it to you, like, during a podcast.
Jenna Fischer
Do you want to give it to me right now before we start with Fast Facts?
Angela Kinsey
I guess we should, after I've said all that.
Jenna Fischer
That's a big buildup. Let's do it.
Angela Kinsey
You're probably really curious.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, it's wrapped in bubble wrap, just like Michael's foot from the injury.
Angela Kinsey
Look at you with your little office callback.
Jenna Fischer
That's right.
Angela Kinsey
You guys that have been listening know that Jenna hasn't really seen Star Wars. And it's okay. I've come to terms with this. You guys. I don't like scary movies.
Jenna Fischer
Right?
Angela Kinsey
This is an impasse in our friendship. What are we gonna do? We don't know. So anyway. But you did say you love Star wars sort of memorabilia.
Jenna Fischer
I do.
Angela Kinsey
You were Princess Leia for Halloween as a kid. Yeah, right. All right, so remember my little baby Yoda?
Jenna Fischer
No.
Angela Kinsey
My crochet baby Yoda.
Jenna Fischer
Stop it.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, so I have to give a huge shout out to Shay. He crocheted this. He is one of my Insta Pal friends. His name on Instagram is. Oh, Shay. What is it? It's for on fleek. Am I saying that right? I hope so. But he heard how much you loved mine and Jenna. Oh, he made you one. Look at him. Baby Yoda.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, my gosh.
Angela Kinsey
In his little crib. And it's crocheted by hand.
Jenna Fischer
And look, it's a Christmas ornament.
Angela Kinsey
It's a Christmas ornament.
Jenna Fischer
Well, you know, two of my favorite.
Angela Kinsey
Things are Christmas decor and handmade Christmas stuff. You love that.
Jenna Fischer
And also baby things. Like things made into babies. I know, right? Baby elephant. I was just watching this movie, Journey 2, with my son, and they have little, bitty, tiny elephants on the island. The elephants are shrunk down and they're little, and they're so cute when they're tiny.
Angela Kinsey
Well, now you have a tiny baby.
Jenna Fischer
Now you have a baby Yoda.
Angela Kinsey
And that's from Shay. Jenna.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, Shay. Thank you so much, Angela. Thank you so much.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Angela, you had to have one.
Jenna Fischer
Have a surprise for you, but I'm going to save it.
Angela Kinsey
Is it a scary movie? You're going to make me see.
Jenna Fischer
I got you a severed head.
Angela Kinsey
No.
Jenna Fischer
From a. From a famous Halloween store. Famous scary movie. No. I got you Freddy's glove.
Angela Kinsey
No.
Jenna Fischer
No, I didn't. This is not a tangible item that I'm going to hand you, but it is a thing I'm going to tell you.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. I can't wait.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, let's start with fast. Fact number one. I declare with full authority, bankruptcy.
Angela Kinsey
No.
Jenna Fischer
We have reached full Mindy. The carpet is when we reach full Mindy.
Angela Kinsey
This is full Mindy. You guys, you're gonna hear it. You know it. It's happening.
Jenna Fischer
I asked Sam to make a compilation of all of the things that the character of Kelly says to Jim back in the annex to prove that we have hit full Mindy. So, first of all, the hair is transformed.
Angela Kinsey
The hair is pretty much down. Just a tiny clip, but it's Fashionable.
Jenna Fischer
The outfit, super pink. Fluffy skirt, all of it.
Angela Kinsey
Pink lipstick. She sits on her desk, she puts her feet up. She's like, I mean, come on.
Jenna Fischer
She also talks about Beyonce. This is a big thing. She talks about the color pink. She crushes on Ryan, and at the end she breaks.
Angela Kinsey
Uh huh.
Jenna Fischer
Here it is in its glory. The full Mindy.
Angela Kinsey
Do it.
Jenna Fischer
I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut. Beyonce pink. The color, pick the person, hot dogs, basically anything. That is awesome. Oh, my God, he is so cute. Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me? Oh, please, Jim, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please. He's so cute. I like him so much. And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim, Please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please. There you go.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, man, and poor Jim. This episode, we'll get to that. But come on, Beyonce, there's a lot of Mindy here.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, I think this is it. Now we're going to track and see if she stays full. Mindy. Don't worry. We're not done tracking this, in case you were worried.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah. I mean, if, you know, next episode she has a bun. We're going to let you know.
Jenna Fischer
I'm pretty sure in Casino Night she gets extensions, like, suddenly that we never speak of or her character never speaks of. But she's got this gorgeous long hair in Casino Night, so we'll track that as well. All right, fast fact number two. We have a big guest star. Ken Howard shows up as Ed Truck. Now, this is the only episode where we see this character, but we refer to him a lot. He was the boss of the Office before Michael, and Michael worked under him when he was a salesman. Ken Howard is a famous character actor in Hollywood. First of all, he's 6ft, 6 inches tall. Is that insane? He's so tall. You notice in the scene that he does with Steve that he's like, kind of towering over Steve. He's a very large person. So Ken played basketball in school, and he was offered a number of scholarships, but he turned them all down in favor of pursuing an acting career. And he started his career in the theater. Angela, a theater actor.
Angela Kinsey
I studied theater classes, too. Jenna, you're like, Angela, it's this thing called theater.
Jenna Fischer
Theater actor.
Angela Kinsey
I mean, you know, I'm kind of a fancy theater person.
Jenna Fischer
Well, you know, I didn't meet Ken or share a scene with him, but our theater bond was felt.
Angela Kinsey
Did you study, like, dialects in your acting? Theater school?
Jenna Fischer
I see what you're doing there.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, do You.
Jenna Fischer
That was a dig.
Angela Kinsey
You know what? I see what you're doing. You're digging.
Jenna Fischer
All right, well, he won a Tony Award. He appeared in over 100 movies and television series during his 47 year career. Unfortunately, Ken passed away in 2016, but he left behind this huge legacy. You know, he was even the president of the Screen Actors Guild union for four years.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
So he is, guys, just an icon of the entertainment industry. And we were so lucky to have him for just this one scene.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, it was huge. We were thrilled, thrilled, thrilled.
Jenna Fischer
So, Angela, Fast fact number three is my surprise to you.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, okay.
Jenna Fischer
Are you ready for it?
Angela Kinsey
I don't know.
Jenna Fischer
I watched Game of Thrones. What?
Angela Kinsey
What?
Jenna Fischer
That's right.
Angela Kinsey
What episode?
Jenna Fischer
The first two and a half episodes.
Angela Kinsey
Did you really?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, I couldn't turn it off.
Angela Kinsey
Do you like it?
Jenna Fischer
I have a lot of thoughts.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, no.
Jenna Fischer
Do you want my thoughts?
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, so first of all, episode one of Game of Thrones, very horror movie, Angela. The White Walkers and the dismembered bodies and. Love that.
Angela Kinsey
I know.
Jenna Fischer
I was like, why didn't she tell me about this part that I'm in?
Angela Kinsey
I thought you knew about the White Walkers, Jenna. We called my cat Otter the White Walker.
Jenna Fischer
I didn't know what that meant. I don't know what that means.
Angela Kinsey
It's because he was so old. He was like 22 years old, and he barely had any fur left, and he'd be like. And we called him the White Walker.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I liked the opening. Then we cut to the credit sequence, which is going over this map of lands, names of lands, and I was just like, ugh, this is the part I don't want to learn.
Angela Kinsey
Okay? That part is long. And just skip past it. And also, as seasons change and the topography changes, those images change. But anyway, just skip over it.
Jenna Fischer
Then I want to say there's a lot of brother, sister, love.
Angela Kinsey
Listen, in the beginning. Just a lot in the beginning, and then I think that kind of tapers off a little bit. Okay, I know. Jenna, listen, there's some messed up stuff.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, well, I'm liking the. Is it the Stark family? Yes, Lord Stark and his family. I'm digging on them.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, okay.
Jenna Fischer
I'm hating the Queen and her brother.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah, I know. Ooh, the Lannisters.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, the Lannisters. Is that their name? Okay, but here's my big observation, and I want you to help me out here. This is fantasy, right? This is not based on anything. Game of Thrones is just fantasy. Okay, here's my beef.
Angela Kinsey
Okay? You're only two episodes in.
Jenna Fischer
Go on two and a half. Here's my beef. That's why I want you to speak to this for me, okay? Why can't the women do more than sew and marry?
Angela Kinsey
Oh, they do. They're going to do a lot more.
Jenna Fischer
I'm just saying that, like, you take the Wonder Woman thing, right? And it's fantasy, and so it's about, like, a badass island of women warriors. Cause we can make up anything we want. It's not based in any real time period.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
So why does fantasy as a genre in general seem to put men and women in such traditional roles?
Angela Kinsey
Basically, especially for Game of Thrones? I mean, you guys out there that have watched it now, this is kind of a little bit of a subtle hint, but she's not gonna get it. So, you know, just ignore. Ignore. The women pretty much end up burning it all to the ground. They are literally like, I am woman. They serve it up, lady. Don't you worry, all right? They're gonna dish it out.
Jenna Fischer
I really hope that that girl. The girl who loves the sword play. That's a. Oh, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Trust me.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, hold on.
Angela Kinsey
Aria's gonna do. Aria's gonna be okay. Aria has a list. I'm not even gonna get into it.
Jenna Fischer
Ooh, wait, whoa, wait, wait. She has a list.
Angela Kinsey
You don't wanna be on her list.
Jenna Fischer
You know I love a list.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, honey, you don't want to be on this list. Ooh, Okay.
Jenna Fischer
I can't wait for Aria's list.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, it's good.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, I want to say one last thing, and we can cut this out if this goes on too long. I want to just say one last thing. Winter is coming. We get it. It's coming. Guys, we've been talking. I mean, how many times per episode do they need to say winter's coming? And also this winter. It's like, I feel like they have the wrong name for it. It doesn't sound like winter is coming. It sounds like an avalanche is coming to bury you for seven years in cold.
Angela Kinsey
It's an avalanche of dead walking people, okay? I mean, they're coming.
Jenna Fischer
That's what's coming.
Angela Kinsey
The white walkers are coming.
Jenna Fischer
So the white walkers come with winter, but the white walkers aren't affected by winter.
Angela Kinsey
Jenna, I'm not going to get into it. I'm not going to get into it. All I'm saying is winter is coming is a layered metaphor, okay? It's not just the cold.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, okay.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
All right, well, good. And the Dothrakis Am I saying it right?
Angela Kinsey
The Dothrakis. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And Karl Drago.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
Is his name Carl?
Angela Kinsey
No, it's Cal.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, Cal.
Angela Kinsey
I love that you thought that the guy that speaks no English and is shirtless on a horse was named Carl.
Jenna Fischer
I did.
Angela Kinsey
Khaleesi and Carl. They're gonna make a happy pair. Look at him riding off in the sunset.
Jenna Fischer
Carl. I was like, carl. They only refer to him by his first and last name all the time. I have noticed that in two and a half episodes, he has only said the word no three times because he can't.
Angela Kinsey
Carl can't speak English, Jenna. Okay. Thank you for watching.
Jenna Fischer
That was it. Thank you. I gave in. I did it. I watched it. I'm a little bit hooked.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, good. You'll love all the White Walker stuff. Okay. I now, I guess have to watch what's it the Edge with you.
Jenna Fischer
The Edge?
Angela Kinsey
The Edge.
Jenna Fischer
Have you never seen the Edge? You already know this, but you've never seen it.
Angela Kinsey
How many different ways do you want me to tell you I haven't seen it.
Jenna Fischer
You know about the bear? How do you know about the bear?
Angela Kinsey
I've seen trailers. I've seen. You know what? All I needed to see was a man, like, getting attacked by a bear, and I'm like, I'm out also.
Jenna Fischer
So the Revenant was not for you?
Angela Kinsey
Oh, hell no.
Jenna Fischer
I Academy Award winning film, the Revenant.
Angela Kinsey
Hell no.
Jenna Fischer
Another great survivalist film for all you survivalists out there.
Angela Kinsey
I saw a trailer, and what's his name, Leo DiCaprio is getting mauled by a bear and he's like, pass. Hard pass.
Jenna Fischer
All right, well, you know, I like quotes from things, and I really appreciated this quote from Game of Thrones.
Angela Kinsey
I love that we're still talking about it. Go.
Jenna Fischer
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. Oh, yeah, I liked that.
Angela Kinsey
And he made his son cut off that guy's head.
Jenna Fischer
No, he made him watch as he cut off the head.
Angela Kinsey
Well, eventually, he makes him cut off someone's head.
Jenna Fischer
Wow. Spoiler alert.
Angela Kinsey
A bunch of people are gonna lose their heads. Just. It's part of life back then. Okay. Back then in fantasy land.
Jenna Fischer
There you go, guys. That was my fast fact number three. I promise after this break, we will begin talking about the office again. Specifically the carpet. We will break down the episode for you.
Angela Kinsey
I think Dwight would have loved Game of Thrones.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah. I think him and Angela would have watched it.
Jenna Fischer
You guys would have spoken to one another in Dothraki.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, for sure. It would be like our code language.
Jenna Fischer
You have a somewhat Dothrakian relationship. A bit of a Cal Khaleesi thing.
Angela Kinsey
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Jenna Fischer
We start this episode with a cold open. Pam is on vacation.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Ryan is at the reception desk. And Jim keeps glancing up at Ryan.
Angela Kinsey
And he's like, what are you looking at?
Jenna Fischer
And Ryan has that great talking head where he's like, jim keeps looking over.
Angela Kinsey
At reception, but it's not as creepy as the way Michael's looking at him.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, exactly.
Angela Kinsey
Okay, so the episode starts, and Pam is back from vacation. She's happy. She's at front reception. Michael walks in and calls her Spamster.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
He hasn't done this bit in a while where he takes her name and smushes it with other things. And she's like, let me guess how you got that Pam Spam and Hamster Spamster. And then as he walks off, he goes, I am Pam Spicoli, you guys. For your, you young people. He's pretending to be Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. That's a dated reference.
Angela Kinsey
That is a dated reference. Michael goes in his office. What happens? Jenna?
Jenna Fischer
There's something very smelly on the carpet in his office. What I love about this is we don't ever show you too much of it.
Angela Kinsey
You see a little bit on the carpet, though, and what you see is foul.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
It is so gross.
Jenna Fischer
It's pretty awful. And he makes a bunch of people come into the office to see what it is. We had a fan question from David Griffiths and Haley Crook and many others. They wanted to know was there anything in the office that made it actually smell so that we were having authentic reactions? No.
Angela Kinsey
That is just some good acting right there.
Jenna Fischer
Real good acting. As I watched this, I was so impressed.
Angela Kinsey
I was so impressed. I actually texted Brian, and I was like, I want you to go back and re watch the carpet when you get a whiff of whatever it is. It made me laugh so hard. I was like, he did such a great job. And Michael has a line, you guys, I feel like, is sort of my vernacular, like, the way I would talk. He says, there is a stink in there.
Jenna Fischer
That is how you would describe it.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, there's a stink, y'all.
Jenna Fischer
And I love Creed's line. A lot of fans pointed this out. Someone making soup.
Angela Kinsey
Somebody making soup. So my sister Janet was visiting and watched this episode with me. She made me screengrab Phyllis's face reaction to when Creed says, somebody Making soup. Seriously, it is hilarious. It's at 3 minutes, 10 seconds, somebody making soup. Look at Phyllis's face.
Jenna Fischer
Next we have Michael's talking head where he's talking about Fear Factor, and he has to leave. And then for the rest of the episode, we're clearing out his office.
Angela Kinsey
I did a deep dive on Fear Factor. Why? Jenna? Why did I do a deep dive on Fear Factor?
Jenna Fischer
I don't know. This has started to happen to us where something's mentioned in an episode, and then we spend hours watching clips or researching things on websites.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my gosh. It was like you watching all the videos of the Hooters birthdays. Yeah, I watched these Fear Factor clips, you guys. It was like, okay, eat this dried horse rectum. I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Or intestine or something. And then I looked up why it got canceled.
Jenna Fischer
Okay.
Angela Kinsey
It's so gross.
Jenna Fischer
What happened?
Angela Kinsey
I don't even think we can say it here.
Jenna Fischer
What happened?
Angela Kinsey
They had.
Jenna Fischer
It got canceled because of an incident.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And they didn't air it, but it's why it got canceled. And Joe Rogan has talked about it. It's so gross.
Jenna Fischer
What?
Angela Kinsey
Okay, you had two choices. This episode is called the Hee Haw episode. You could drink donkey pee or donkey semen. That is horrible, Jenna.
Jenna Fischer
That is horrible. Did they do it?
Angela Kinsey
They did it. Wow. They did it. And one guy said as he started drinking, he vomited back in his own cup. Oh, God, it's horrible. Oh, my God, it's horrible. This was. And how. How did this get. I mean, who was like, yeah, that's a great idea. Also, how did they get the donkey jizz? Oh. Oh, Angela.
Jenna Fischer
I'm sorry.
Angela Kinsey
Is my first thought. Whose job was that?
Jenna Fischer
Wow.
Angela Kinsey
Mm. No, no, no, no.
Jenna Fischer
I don't think so.
Angela Kinsey
No, not happening.
Jenna Fischer
Next up in the episode. Wow.
Angela Kinsey
Sorry.
Jenna Fischer
Did everyone do it or just, like, what happens if you don't do it? You're out?
Angela Kinsey
I don't know. Like, I know there that, you know, there's the contest, and if you do it, ultimately, whatever all the challenges are. I don't know how people get picked, but whoever does the challenge, if they don't do it, they're out. It was a crazy show. Crazy. All right. I am looking in the booth where Sam and Cody are sitting, and everyone.
Jenna Fischer
They seem sad.
Angela Kinsey
Ruined their day, you guys. I just. Well, like, this was such a big deal for Michael to, like, be like, this is my Fear Factor audition tape. I was like, oh, yeah. What was that show again? I just started Looking. That was, like, one of the first things that came up. Anyway, you're welcome. Where are we?
Jenna Fischer
So next up, Jim enters. He asks about Pam's vacation. He is so excited that she's back at the reception desk. But then we reveal that Roy and Daryl are also upstairs and that Roy is. They're cleaning out Michael's office. They're going to replace the carpet, basically. And Pam and Roy are clearly on good terms. They're, like, giggly.
Angela Kinsey
They're giggly. And Roy's, like, engaging with her, you know what I mean? He, like, looks over and mouths the word hell, you know, because he's got to go do this gross job. And she laughs. And so they're being kind of flirty and sweet and. And Jim clocks it right away.
Jenna Fischer
We had a fan question from Jamie Boggs. Why on earth are the warehouse guys changing the carpet? How is that in their job description? I kind of agree, but it makes sense to me. I feel like Michael makes people do things outside of their job description all the time. And so we kind of had to do this, too, just as a writing convention. We needed a reason for Roy to be upstairs for this whole episode.
Angela Kinsey
Right.
Jenna Fischer
So we kind of need him change the carpet. But a lot of people asked, did they really rip up and replace the carpet? Well, they did really rip it up, but I don't think they really replaced it. I think they just put it back down again in the end.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, I think there was, like, a top carpet they pulled up. Yeah, but then that. Yeah, exactly.
Jenna Fischer
But they did. I mean, they really did dismantle the office in the middle of this shooting.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. And all of Michael's talking heads take place in the conference room. All of his stuff is piled behind him.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
So that's sort of a new spot where we see Michael.
Jenna Fischer
That was a fan question, too, from Alexandra. What is the room Michael has his talking heads in while his carpet is being cleaned?
Angela Kinsey
It's the conference room. I was curious, too. And so I zoomed in on the scene where Michael is talking, and I realized it was the conference room because the painting is hanging on the wall behind him. Yeah, it was the painting that was always in the conference room. I felt like that was a nice little touch to let the audience know where he was. At one point, it actually falls down. I noticed that instead of banging around.
Jenna Fischer
That was a blooper.
Angela Kinsey
That was a blooper.
Jenna Fischer
That was not intended, but it was.
Angela Kinsey
A just, like, kind of reminder, like where he was.
Jenna Fischer
So next up, Michael takes over Jim's desk Forcing Jim into the annex. He's going to sit next to Kelly. She explains that Toby used to sit there, but he had to move due to an allergy to the desk. To the desk?
Angela Kinsey
His allergy was to the desk. I'm pretty sure all those desks are the same desk, but Toby just had a specific allergy to that one.
Jenna Fischer
So then we have Michael in the bullpen, and he's chatting with Dwight. They're kind of talking about the old days. They start talking about Ed Truck. And you see that great flashback photo.
Angela Kinsey
And the mullet haircut.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Also at 5 minutes, 12 seconds, Dwight is so happy that Michael is gonna be sitting next to him. He is just so thrilled. And I watched the deleted scenes for this episode, and there's a really cute talking head where Dwight is like, this is just a gift. The woman I'm dating might say, it's a gift from God, but I don't know about that. And it flash. It cuts to me. But there are some great deleted scenes for this episode. If you have the DVDs and I have a talking head. Kevin has a really funny one. There's a deleted scene, you guys, where Jim is looking up the hotel where Pam and Roy stayed in the Poconos.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, that's a little depressing.
Angela Kinsey
I know. And Kelly's like, what are you looking at? There's also a deleted scene where he's eating alone in his car.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yeah. Cause he can't find anywhere to eat.
Angela Kinsey
Exactly, exactly. But there is some, like, really sweet, sort of Dwight. Angela Little nods to that relationship in the deleted scenes. And also during this whole sort of Dwight Michael moment, we learn that Dwight is sitting where Todd Packer used to sit. And Michael is sitting in his old desk because Ed Trek would have been in his office. So Michael is having a little bit of, like, reliving the glory days of when he was out on the floor as a salesman.
Jenna Fischer
Yes.
Angela Kinsey
I think we have some real Stanley sass in this episode.
Jenna Fischer
Stanley sass?
Angela Kinsey
Yes. At 7 minutes, 1 second, Michael bugs Stanley. And Stanley is on the phone. And this is what. This is what Stanley says to him. I just loved it. Leslie. David Baker did such an amazing job. What is it that you need right now that can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer? I was like, there's some Stanley sass. So Michael is now walking around the bullpen, and he's just really misbehaving. Yeah, he's, like, acting out in some way. He thinks maybe they were all in on it. But yet also, I think he's trying to live his glory days. He just punches the heck out of Creed.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, I loved Creed's reaction to that, though.
Angela Kinsey
It was so earnest. It's like one of the few times he's truly earnest. He's like, ow. Why'd you hit me, Michael? Like, it actually really hurt him. And Michael, as he punched him, yelled, charlie horse.
Jenna Fischer
He's like a kid on a playground, basically.
Angela Kinsey
He's like a bad kid on a playground. But that's not a charley horse. Punching someone isn't a charley horse. You know what a charley horse is?
Jenna Fischer
That's just when your muscle seizes up.
Angela Kinsey
Well, yeah, but I think what he's trying to say is, like, how does a horse bite an apple?
Jenna Fischer
Wait, what? Stop. Stop the podcast. What?
Angela Kinsey
How's a horse bite an apple? Is that sort of like Charlie horse just hitting someone, or is he hitting someone to give him a charley horse?
Jenna Fischer
What is. How's a horse bite an apple?
Angela Kinsey
Come over here. I'll show you.
Jenna Fischer
No, no, no, no, no. Explain. What is this? This is a thing you do to a person on a playground, is called how's a horse bite an apple?
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. How's a horse show you?
Jenna Fischer
I'm scared. What are you reaching for right now? You're reaching for what? My arm? My hand? What are you reaching for?
Angela Kinsey
I'm not that strong. It's not going to hurt that bad if Josh did it to you. He has strong hands.
Jenna Fischer
Okay, what am I doing? What am I handing you?
Angela Kinsey
You got to slide over here.
Jenna Fischer
Slide over to what?
Angela Kinsey
My chair.
Jenna Fischer
Why? What are you touching?
Angela Kinsey
Okay, back cup.
Jenna Fischer
What? Don't do. What are you doing?
Angela Kinsey
It's not going to hurt that bad. How's a horse butt apple?
Jenna Fischer
What? Oh, that thing where you just, like, where you squeeze someone's knee, the top.
Angela Kinsey
Of their knee in that two little spots that really hurt. That's how.
Jenna Fischer
I don't think that hurts. I think that's tickly.
Angela Kinsey
That's how a horse bites an apple. Am I right, Sam?
Jenna Fischer
I've never heard, how's a horse bite an apple?
Angela Kinsey
What is going on? Saint Louis.
Jenna Fischer
Saint Louis.
Angela Kinsey
Saint Louis.
Jenna Fischer
Back up. Where I was raised, do we have horses that bite the apple?
Angela Kinsey
This Come. I. I don't know how to react to it.
Jenna Fischer
Sam seems to have heard of this.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah, that made its way to Wisconsin. Wisconsin has. How's a horse bite an apple?
Jenna Fischer
Cody, where are you from? Have you heard it? I'm from here, but my grandma was from Kansas. My grandpa's from Tennessee, and I've never heard that. Thank you. Okay, so Missouri, Kansas and Tennessee. We don't know this. Horse bites and apple business.
Angela Kinsey
Well, Texas and Wisconsin.
Jenna Fischer
This is based on a poll of four people, by the way. We've declared things about major regions of the United States based on a four person poll that seems. I think that's kind of how polling is done, though.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, let's not go there. Okay.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Charlie horse is just when your muscle seizes up.
Angela Kinsey
I know that, but I kind of felt like it was like one of those things where Michael gets it a little wrong. Like he's like Charley horse. But I was like, oh, did he mean how's a horse bite an apple? But probably not, because that's too many words. And he had to cross the whole room really quickly.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Michael also gets Dwight to go over to accounting and dump their stuff all over the ground. We had a fan Question from Alan 3. How many times did Steven Rain mess up the accounting area? Did they do it randomly or was it choreographed? Angela, can you give us some insight?
Angela Kinsey
We did it a few times and, you know, so every time Michael would say, okay, let's send up accounting. Old fashioned raid sales on accounting, they would come over, they'd dump all of our stuff on the floor. I did love that. Angela glares at Dwight like, don't even. And so he sort of giggles and picks up one pencil and throws it on the floor of mine. But yeah, we did that a few times. And they were just really, truly just looked like Steve and Rain were having fun because they got to come over and mess with us.
Jenna Fischer
And then so after you shoot a scene like that and they mess up the area, they say cut. Did the set decorators come over and reset everything?
Angela Kinsey
They do because they want the continuity to match.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And you know, obviously we would pick up stuff as well, but sometimes we would get in the way. Like, we would start to pick it up and they'd be like, here, let me set that. Because that is their job to make sure it looks exactly like it did before. And I might not get it right.
Jenna Fischer
So I remember sometimes before scenes like this, our script supervisor, Veda, she is the person who was in charge of continuity on the show, she would come over and take a picture of the desk area as a reference point so.
Angela Kinsey
They could match it each time.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. And then after it got all messed up, then Veda would come over with her computer and she'd be like, okay, so this is exactly where the cup was. And this is where this was and everything. And they would reset the whole thing to Veda's picture and then mess it up again.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. Veda was amazing. And she was so sweet and kind and soft spoken. And sometimes she would just walk up to you and be like, Angela. On the second line in the scene, you switched your coffee mug from your left hand to your right hand. I'd be like, oh, my God, did I? I didn't even realize. Yes. So you have to do that every time now.
Jenna Fischer
Yes, I remember that. I remember that. At 8 minutes, 55 seconds, I'm calling this the fan catch of the day.
Angela Kinsey
What is it?
Jenna Fischer
It is by Biro. If you freeze and zoom in on Angela's computer, you can see a post it note that says, angela, can I have $5 petty cash to buy some more jelly beans? I'll give you back any change. Thanks, Pam. Catch of the day.
Angela Kinsey
That is fantastic.
Jenna Fischer
I loved that.
Angela Kinsey
Applause.
Jenna Fischer
I think I really wrote that post it note.
Angela Kinsey
You probably did. You probably passed it to me in because we were bored and I stuck it there.
Jenna Fischer
So then Michael has a talking head about former manager Ed Truck. And this has one of my favorite Michael quotes. I told myself if I was ever manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and applaud when I walked away. Mission accomplished.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah. Way to go. I just want to call out one scene, you guys. I know we're jumping around a little, but it's one I absolutely love. At 9 minutes, 55 seconds, it made me laugh so hard. When Dwight is trying to be the 107th caller.
Jenna Fischer
Yes. To win a DVD box set of Jethro Tull. Yes.
Angela Kinsey
From Rock 107. And he just keeps calling. And Michael's pained expression and then Dwight trying to sneak the call just. All of it just cracked me up.
Jenna Fischer
One of the fun dynamics about the Michael and Dwight relationship is that it gives Steve an opportunity to play the straight man.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And he's a very funny straight man. And so a lot of times he's the funny guy and the rest of us are the straight man to Steve. But I love this dynamic shift that happens with Michael and Dwight scenes.
Angela Kinsey
I do too.
Jenna Fischer
I want you to know I did a little bit of a deep dive for rock 107.
Angela Kinsey
I knew you would. I almost did. But you know what I did instead?
Jenna Fischer
What?
Angela Kinsey
I listened to Jethro Tull.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, there you go.
Angela Kinsey
I downloaded the Greatest Hits and listened to it and my daughter Isabel was.
Jenna Fischer
Like, what is that? Well, they currently run contests via their freeloaders club. And you can sign up with your email@rock107.com and they give away, quote, dozens of prizes each month. Here's a list of things you can win.
Angela Kinsey
Okay.
Jenna Fischer
IPads, water park tickets, concert tickets, gas and grocery gifts, and snow tube passes. Maybe for the Poconos.
Angela Kinsey
Maybe. Those are great gifts, though.
Jenna Fischer
I know.
Angela Kinsey
So way to go. Rock 107.
Jenna Fischer
It seems like instead of doing these live contests on the air where you have to call in like Dwight did, you can just sign up with your email and you're automatically entered. So just giving a plug for that giveaway. Rock107.
Angela Kinsey
Way to go.
Jenna Fischer
I have 10 minutes, 44 seconds. Okay, Pam and Roy are flirting at reception, and Jim is watching her in the kitchen. He tries to go to the annex, but he sees Kelly. Then he goes to the bathroom with his coffee mug.
Angela Kinsey
This is how trapped he is. One way is Pam and Roy. The other way is Kelly. Chatty, chatty, chatty. So he just walks in the bathroom with his coffee mug?
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And later, he can't eat in the lunchroom because Pam's sitting in there with Roy. This leads to the deleted scene you.
Angela Kinsey
Were talking about of him eating alone in his car.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Poor Jim, guys. Poor Jim.
Jenna Fischer
Poor Jim.
Angela Kinsey
So then at 11 minutes, 7 seconds, Michael goes back to accounting, and he's like, hey, guys. And I'm really snarky. This is, like, very Angela Martin snarky moment. I'm like, we haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit. And he's like, I'm just walking around. And I go, were you like, I'm so ticked off.
Jenna Fischer
You're so mad. Well, this is when Michael gets this big idea to host a sales contest.
Angela Kinsey
Well, listen, because he says, we're all there working for the weekend, but you know what? He's working for the week.
Jenna Fischer
That's what. Working for the week.
Angela Kinsey
He's working for the week. And he wants to sales contest now.
Jenna Fischer
And the prize is a $100 bill. Not really. So he opens his wallet, and he only has $83.
Angela Kinsey
Wait, Jenna, before we get into the sales competition, I do have some journal entries from this. When do you want them? Do you want them now?
Jenna Fischer
I say now, now.
Angela Kinsey
Not. Let us. Okay, here's my journal entry for the carpet. I was really excited. I was like, I wrote this on January 26, 2006. We got great news. We're coming back for season three.
Jenna Fischer
Is this the episode where we found out?
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, my gosh.
Angela Kinsey
So we were so excited, all of us. I don't know if you can tell in watching the episode. But we just found out we got another a job for another year.
Jenna Fischer
That is such. That's a fast fact, Angela, right there.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, well, I liked your Game of Thrones fast fact. But there. That I guess is a fast fact. Also, I said that we're just so excited. We're really proud of the show. We're so excited to get a third year. I said this week also we had a photographer from NBC taking official photos for the website for Valentine's Day.
Jenna Fischer
I remember those photos.
Angela Kinsey
These are sort of some iconic photos that are out there on the Internet of like Steve holding up a heart and Kate Flannery and you and me and Phyllis all surrounding him.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
So there's some great Valentine shots. There's one of like Dwight and I side by side.
Jenna Fischer
I did some photos with David Denman as Roy. So some Pam and Roy Valentine's shots as well.
Angela Kinsey
And I also wrote this was the first time the supporting cast were included in one of these big photo shoots. And we were all so excited.
Jenna Fischer
I remember that because we weren't series.
Angela Kinsey
Regular the last time we did them, but now we were and we got to be in the pictures. And I said, of course, I had the biggest zit since I've had since high school.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, that always happens. They probably photoshopped it out.
Angela Kinsey
I said, I hope they'll photoshop it out.
Jenna Fischer
See, look at that.
Angela Kinsey
Like I said, I know. Anyway, those are. Oh, and then I wrote. And this is before, you know, obviously we ever knew we'd do this podcast. We ever knew that we'd be tracking the Mindy of it all. And this is what I wrote in 2006. Okay, if you're a Kelly fan, you will love this episode. And Mindy, who plays Kelly, does a great job.
Jenna Fischer
Hey, even you knew something special is happening with the character of Kelly in the carpet 2006.
Angela Kinsey
Me knew that Kelly was maybe Kelly was maybe Mindy.
Jenna Fischer
All right, let's take a break. We'll be back in a sec.
Angela Kinsey
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Jenna Fischer
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Angela Kinsey
And Macy's is also partnering with Girls Inc. To help girls grow through mentorship. And I just love that they make it very easy to donate with either an in store Roundup or an online donation. It's such a great and easy way to help girls and to make a.
Jenna Fischer
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Jenna Fischer
All right, so back to the episode. I have a continuity catch. Okay, at 12 minutes 43 seconds, Roy and Daryl are removing Michael's carpet. Okay, they've got this rolled up carpet on their shoulders and they make fun of his dancing but then at 13 minutes, 12 seconds, there's a shot of them through the blinds in Michael's office. And they're having beers and they're kind of sleeping. They're sleeping on the rolled up carpet that they just removed.
Angela Kinsey
They're using it as a headrest.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, well, there's a continuity catch.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I.
Jenna Fischer
Unless. Is that the new carpet they haven't put down yet?
Angela Kinsey
I don't know. But there is a whole deleted scene of just Daryl and Roy just being idiots in that room. There's a whole scene where they are drinking beers and they have two, like, rubber balls and they're bouncing them against the wall like they've got a game going.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
So there. There were things cut out of this episode of them messing around in there.
Jenna Fischer
Well, I suppose it could be the carpet they haven't installed yet.
Angela Kinsey
Maybe. Maybe. Jenna.
Jenna Fischer
At 13 minutes, 56 seconds, I declare. Michael sass.
Angela Kinsey
Michael sass. Let's hear it.
Jenna Fischer
Well, Pam says stopping the sales contest isn't fair. I guess we should say Michael gets upset and he stops his sales contest. No one can win $83 anymore.
Angela Kinsey
He's just being a brat.
Jenna Fischer
But Michael gives it right back to Pam.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
I didn't write down what he said, but you can look it up at 13 minutes, 56 seconds if you want.
Angela Kinsey
That sort of takes the wind out of here.
Jenna Fischer
It does. I realized as I was looking at my sheet, I was like, wow, that was an incomplete. I did not complete that question of my homework.
Angela Kinsey
Well, I will say this. My sister and I laughed. Actually. She's a schoolteacher. She teaches pre k. And at 14 minutes, 26 seconds, Michael puts the whole office in timeout.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Angela Kinsey
Anyway, okay, so then we have the.
Jenna Fischer
Scene in the kitchen with Jim and Ryan. And Jim asks Ryan what he thinks of Kelly. He's trying to help Kelly out. Cause she's begged him.
Angela Kinsey
Well, this also just shows where he's at in his day. Cause at first he doesn't want to help her. He's like, I'm not getting the middle of those two. And then by the end of the day, he's like, fine, I'll be your go between. Because he doesn't have his buddy. He doesn't have Pam to, like, help the day pass.
Jenna Fischer
Well, we had a fan question. Maddie W. And Adrienne both asked whose idea was it for Kelly to have a crush on Ryan. What do you think, Ange?
Angela Kinsey
I think it was Mindy's. I don't know. I was gonna text her, but she had the Oscars and she was presenting. I didn't wanna bug her.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, we were. We were prepping this episode, the weekend of Oscars weekend, and Mindy was a presenter. And can we talk for one second about how amazing she looked in her dress?
Angela Kinsey
She looked amazing. I actually did text her and BJ the next day, and I was like, you guys look so beautiful together.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And she wrote back, ang, I love this. Thank you.
Jenna Fischer
Well, there you go. Kelly and Ryan went to the Oscars together.
Angela Kinsey
Well, they're very, very dear friends.
Jenna Fischer
They're best friends.
Angela Kinsey
They're best friends.
Jenna Fischer
There were a lot of friendships that came out of our show. There was our best friendship. There was their best friendship.
Angela Kinsey
Well, all of the guys still play fantasy football together.
Jenna Fischer
That's true.
Angela Kinsey
All the guys every year. All right, so where are we at, Jenna?
Jenna Fischer
So next, Michael talks to Creed about his fear of becoming Ed Truck.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, this scene is so funny. Creed made me laugh so hard in this scene.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
He's like, michael, you have a lot more to be worried about than that. He's like, oh, great. Thanks, Creed. I guess being buried alive. Why am I even talking to you?
Jenna Fischer
And then we go outside and we meet Ed Truck. And this scene, ugh, it broke my heart. Because in the scene Ed says, michael, why can't your workers be your workers, your family be your family, and your friends be your friends? And you can see they hold on Michael's face. And you can see that the reason why is because he doesn't have friends and family. He needs his workers to be all three things. He doesn't have those compartments in his life.
Angela Kinsey
No, he doesn't.
Jenna Fischer
And it breaks your heart. It breaks your heart for him.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, well, Speaking of heartbreak. 17 minutes, 8 seconds. So this is, like, cut in between Michael's talking head, Jim is in the kitchen, which is kind of looks like Jim hung out in the kitchen all day.
Jenna Fischer
I think he spent a lot of time in there.
Angela Kinsey
Not only that, guys, but if you look at this episode, John didn't have very many lines. This was not a tough, like, line count for him as far as, like, memory work. All of his stuff was reacting for the most part in this episode. So. But anyway, during Michael's talking head, we see Jim is in the kitchen and he tries to wave goodbye to Pam. Pam doesn't see it and just leaves. And it's like the last. Just, like, wind out of his sails for the day.
Jenna Fischer
She kind of leaves early. She's got her big puffy coat on, and everyone else is still Working. But she sneaks out. Yeah. And what does he do after that? He calls Brenda.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, God, it's so desperate.
Jenna Fischer
From Booze Cruise, the corporate liaison, and asks her on a date.
Angela Kinsey
And Kelly's. Kelly. Mindy's reactions as Kelly to this phone call were so fantastic.
Jenna Fischer
So great. He calls and asks her on a date, and then he's like. And you can just. You know, I got your number from the company directory, and I guess you could get my number from the company directory.
Angela Kinsey
Said directory. Oh, what are you doing, Chad?
Jenna Fischer
Or check your email, because I just emailed you.
Angela Kinsey
Okay. Hope to hear from you. Okay. Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And Kelly's like, did you just ask a girl out? Over voicemail?
Angela Kinsey
He's like, yep. Michael's talking head in this episode. He has a huge talking head that I love. And I wrote it all down. Here it is. Last week, I would have given a kidney to anyone in the office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no, I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask so they can hear me say, oh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, my God.
Angela Kinsey
He's so mad.
Jenna Fischer
He's so mad. He's so hurt.
Angela Kinsey
He feels so betrayed. He really would have given them one of his organs, you know? He would have.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah, he would have.
Angela Kinsey
Now he's only gonna give you a monkey kidney.
Jenna Fischer
Poor Michael.
Angela Kinsey
Poor Michael. And then at 18 minutes, 20 seconds, guess who calls?
Jenna Fischer
Todd Packer.
Angela Kinsey
Todd Packer. Did you get that package I left for you?
Jenna Fischer
He's like, what package did I get? Package? Anybody see a package?
Angela Kinsey
Roy's like, do you mean the thing?
Jenna Fischer
The thing in your office?
Angela Kinsey
And Michael's delighted.
Jenna Fischer
Oh, what a funny prank.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, someone loves me. They want to do jokes. They want to poop on my floor.
Jenna Fischer
So funny. When Packer does it, it's a hilarious, funny prank.
Angela Kinsey
No, when Packer does it, he says, At 19 minutes, 13 seconds, it was done out of love. Just like. Just like I thought. Which is not what he thought. It's not what he thought.
Jenna Fischer
But I do think he's so relieved that it was no one in the office.
Angela Kinsey
Well, everything is right again, Right? His universe makes sense again. This is my family. They wouldn't do that. It's just crazy. Todd Packer. Everything's okay.
Jenna Fischer
Well, then can we talk about the sweetest of sweet moments?
Angela Kinsey
Yes, I. I did write in my journal. I said, guys, I don't want to give Anything away. But this has one of the sweetest endings of an episode yet.
Jenna Fischer
So this whole episode, we've given you no indication that Pam is clocking Jim in any way.
Angela Kinsey
In any way.
Jenna Fischer
But Jim walks to his desk, he sees the little message light flashing, and he plays his messages. And Pam has left him seven voicemails all about her day.
Angela Kinsey
And clearly she's missing him and missing interacting with him.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah. And you see him kind of walk to his car as these messages play.
Angela Kinsey
And his face, he's so happy.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
And everything is right in his world again.
Jenna Fischer
And kind of everything is right in our world again, too. Because I think as an audience member, it's funny, I forgot about the voicemail messages when I was watching this.
Angela Kinsey
Yeah.
Jenna Fischer
And I was frustrated with Pam. I was like, what is wrong with you? This is your friend. Why are you being so coy? I skied a little and then, like, say hi to the guy.
Angela Kinsey
I wasn't upset with Pam because I feel like she's. This is so complicated for her. I mean, I'm sure there's hills and valleys of her wanting to invest in Roy and what they've built together and see it through. And then there's all these overwhelming feelings of like. But I don't think he's the right person. But we've been together so long. Like, it's. And then when she sees Jim, she's. It's like holding up a mirror to herself. I think she's.
Jenna Fischer
But you're telling me that she didn't miss him on the vacation.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. But. But admitting to missing him is admitting to this emotional affair. And she's not there yet.
Jenna Fischer
She's not there yet. But these messages meant the world to me as a viewer. When I was watching it.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
I was like, yes, thank you.
Angela Kinsey
Thank you. And also, guys, once again, I feel like Michael and Jim had a parallel storyline where they sort of lose the thing they love, which is, for Michael, the acceptance of the office, his friends. For Jem, it's Pam. But then in the end, it's all okay. It's going to be okay.
Jenna Fischer
Yeah.
Angela Kinsey
Aw.
Jenna Fischer
That's the carpet, guys.
Angela Kinsey
That's the carpet.
Jenna Fischer
Everybody, I have a question. I wanna throw it out there. Angela, do we need to start a second podcast where I rewatch Game of Thrones and we discuss. With me. Yeah, with you.
Angela Kinsey
Yes.
Jenna Fischer
Office ladies do Game of Thrones.
Angela Kinsey
Oh, my gosh, I would love that so much.
Jenna Fischer
I mean, does anyone wanna hear that? Does anyone wanna hear me listen to.
Angela Kinsey
Although there might be some.
Jenna Fischer
Watch Game of Thrones Die hard Game.
Angela Kinsey
Of Thrones fans will be like, no, you guys are gonna. You're gonna ruin it.
Jenna Fischer
All right, Next week we're gonna do Boys and Girls, which is a very exciting episode for Angela and I. We'll tell you all about how we had a hand in creating this episode.
Angela Kinsey
Yes. See you next week.
Jenna Fischer
See you next week. Thank you for listening to Office Lady's second drink.
Angela Kinsey
This episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwolf.
Jenna Fischer
Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey.
Angela Kinsey
Our executive producer is Cassie Jerkins, and our audio engineer and associate producer is Daniela Silva.
Jenna Fischer
Odyssey's executive producers are Jenna Wise Berman and Leah Reese. Dennis.
Angela Kinsey
Office Ladies is mixed and mastered by Chris Basil.
Jenna Fischer
Our theme song is Rubber Tree by Creed Bratton, SA.
Office Ladies: Second Drink – The Carpet
Release Date: March 17, 2025
In the fifteenth episode of the "Office Ladies" podcast titled "Second Drink: The Carpet," hosts Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey delve deep into the intricacies of "The Office" Season 2, Episode 14. This episode offers fans an engaging re-watch experience, enriched with behind-the-scenes anecdotes, character analyses, and personal reflections from the beloved co-stars.
Cold Open and Initial Discussions (00:00 – 02:15)
The episode begins with a brief transition from promotional content to the main discussion. Jenna and Angela share updates about their personal lives, touching upon summer family trips and their preference for Airbnbs over hotels. This segment sets a relaxed and conversational tone for the episode.
Fan Mail and "Game of Thrones" Diversion (02:15 – 05:10)
Jenna and Angela address fan mail related to their off-topic conversation about "Game of Thrones." Jenna reveals her mixed feelings about the series, stating, "The White Walkers and the dismembered bodies... I don't even remember who they are" (03:03). Angela humorously mishears Jenna's comments, leading to a lively exchange about the show's complexities. Despite some fans urging them to start a dedicated "Game of Thrones" podcast, Jenna remains hesitant, preferring to focus on "The Office."
Deleted Scenes Exploration (05:10 – 08:09)
The hosts share deleted scenes from the episode, including Kevin's questioning about who might have soiled Michael's carpet. Angela introduces a sweet moment between Dwight and Angela in the kitchen, highlighting their off-screen camaraderie. These insights offer fans a glimpse into scenes that didn't make the final cut but add depth to character relationships.
Plot Breakdown (27:17 – 29:14)
Jenna provides a succinct summary of the episode: Michael discovers an unpleasant odor on his office carpet, prompting him to investigate and suspect his colleagues. This investigation leads him to take over Jim's desk, relocating Jim to the annex and intensifying office dynamics. Notably, Pam and Roy's return from vacation showcases their rekindled friendship, adding emotional layers to the narrative.
Character Dynamics and Continuity (29:14 – 40:30)
Angela highlights Michael's overzealous behavior as he navigates the carpet mystery, leading to humorous confrontations with Stanley and Creed. A standout moment occurs when Dwight eagerly anticipates Michael occupying his old desk, reflecting their unique bond. Jenna and Angela also discuss set continuity, recalling how production meticulously resets scenes to maintain visual consistency, a testament to the show's professional craftsmanship.
Notable Quotes and Insights:
Jenna Fischer (41:58): "What is the room Michael has his talking heads in while his carpet is being cleaned?"
This reflects the hosts' attention to detail in analyzing set pieces and their significance in character development.
Angela Kinsey (43:14): "You know I use Simplisafe and you know it does more than just protect my family and home."
While part of an ad segment, it subtly ties into discussions about personal security and well-being.
Behind-the-Scenes Anecdotes (40:30 – 51:38)
The hosts reminisce about filming scenes where the office is being redecorated, sharing amusing stories about maintaining set continuity. Angela recalls instances where minor prop changes, like switching a coffee mug's side, were meticulously monitored by the script supervisor to ensure consistency across takes. These anecdotes highlight the collaborative and detail-oriented environment on set.
Michael's Vulnerability (53:26 – 54:15)
A poignant moment unfolds as Michael converses with Creed about his fears of becoming like Ed Truck, his former boss. Jenna describes the scene as heart-wrenching: "And it breaks your heart for him." This exchange underscores Michael's deep-seated loneliness and his reliance on his employees for companionship and familial bonds.
Jim and Pam's Relationship (43:39 – 58:58)
Jim's internal struggle with his feelings for Pam is a central theme. The hosts discuss a significant scene where Jim receives voicemails from Pam detailing her day, revealing her subtle longing and emotional connection. Angela reflects on Pam's hesitance to admit her feelings, noting, "She's not there yet... But these messages meant the world to me as a viewer." This exploration offers fans a deeper understanding of the characters' emotional landscapes.
Humorous Interludes (36:54 – 38:48)
Interspersed with emotional depth are moments of levity. Jenna and Angela laugh over Michael's mispronunciation of "charley horse" and his quirky interactions with Dwight. Angela shares, "He's like a kid on a playground, basically," describing Michael's playful yet misguided attempts at humor.
Continuity Catch and Deleted Scenes (50:13 – 60:27)
Towards the end, the hosts point out minor continuity errors, such as Roy and Daryl seemingly resting on the same rolled-up carpet hours after removing it. They also share deleted scenes that showcase the characters' off-screen antics, further enriching the narrative for dedicated fans.
As the episode wraps up, Jenna and Angela reflect on the emotional resonance of "The Carpet." They emphasize how the episode balances humor with heartfelt moments, illustrating the intricate dynamics of the Dunder Mifflin family. Jenna concludes with a playful suggestion to start a second podcast focused on "Game of Thrones," leaving fans eager for future discussions.
Final Notable Quote:
Character Depth: The episode provides a nuanced look into Michael's insecurities and Jim's unspoken feelings for Pam.
Behind-the-Scenes Insights: Fans gain appreciation for the meticulous efforts in maintaining set continuity and the camaraderie among cast members.
Humor and Heart: Balancing comedic interludes with emotional storytelling, "The Carpet" exemplifies the show's enduring appeal.
Notable Quotes:
Jenna Fischer (51:17): "Someone's gonna lose their heads. Just part of life back then."
Angela Kinsey (36:56): "How's a horse bite an apple?"
Discussing Michael's humorous misinterpretation during a scene.
Jenna Fischer (41:58): "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
This detailed exploration of "The Carpet" episode showcases Jenna and Angela's expertise in dissecting "The Office," providing fans with both nostalgic appreciation and fresh perspectives on familiar moments.