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You're on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it'll be the end of the world. Hey everybody.
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of Appalachia is a horror anthology podcast and therefore may contain material not suitable for all audiences. So listener discretion is advised. Regina Fletcher woke in her own cold grave. She wasn't sure how she got back here. She hadn't gotten used to being dead yet. It certainly wasn't what she expected.
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The Good Book had never mentioned all
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the rules and protocols that govern the afterlife.
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Regina had been a lifelong churchgoer at North Liberty Presbyterian, and when she finally found herself on the other side of the veil, she'd expected pearly gates, not
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an old black door like a vast black hulled ship emerging from a dense fog. That dread portal had appeared, and she'd been afraid. There were no angels, no welcoming saints,
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just a heavy slab of black wood that stood between her and whatever come next.
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And at first she was distraught, thinking
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that this must surely be the gate to hell, and all of her clean living, praying, and tithing had all been for nothing.
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Then she realized she didn't smell sulfur,
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nor did she feel the flames of damnation looking at her feet.
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Perhaps this was a waystation of sorts,
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and if she crossed that grim threshold, she'd be reunited with all her loved ones and finally meet the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. As she reached for the iron ring that hung in place of a proper
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knob, a flash of orange light had
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raced around the edges of the door like summer lightning, and she'd snatched her hand back.
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Was that a hellfire?
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Oh, maybe this door led to damnation after all.
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Before Regina could reconsider, the door had flickered and disappeared. She called for her mother, her father,
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her husband Homer, for all the folks who were supposed to greet her on that heavenly shore.
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But none of them answered. She found herself in the cemetery, all alone. Then that thing had come. She thought it was a demon, all
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burning eyes and monstrous teeth, like something that rose from the sea. In St. John's Revelation, she'd seen it rip a little boy limb from limb, gobbling the child up in just a few bites. She wanted to help. Truly she had. But fear had consumed her and she just ran and Then suddenly, before she
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knew what was happening, she'd found herself
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back in her old room inside the tall house with the kind nurses and the handsome orderlies. She'd watched as they boxed up all her things to be hauled away.
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Since then she had simply been here,
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one of dozens of spirits who walked the grounds of Woodhaven Sanatorium. She had met some of the others. Mr. Havish, Mr. Moss, Ms. Bernstein, and Ms. Helton had all been very nice and welcoming. None of them had any more idea than she did how to get to whatever come next.
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But at least they weren't demons sent to torment her.
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Regina hadn't thought the living could even see them until the lady in room 16 and nurse Phyllis had proved her wrong, and she wasn't sure what the elder nurse had done to cast her out of the house and but she
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didn't think it was right.
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They weren't bothering anybody, they just wanted help. Why did they deserve to get eaten up by some monstrous dog in the boneyard just because they couldn't move on from this world? Oh God, the dog.
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She thought in sudden terror. She was in danger.
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She had to get away from here, back to the house where it was safe.
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Regina willed herself to head toward the main building, hoping she would simply appear
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in her room like she had before.
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But it was not to be.
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Instead, she found herself drifting in that
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general direction, her feet floating a good six inches over the soil below. Her progress toward the cemetery gate was slow but steady, and she'd begun to feel a spark of hope when she
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heard it, the panting of some heavy
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beast plodding through the gravestones.
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She did not turn around.
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She kept her eyes fixed resolutely on
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the path before her, staying the course,
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she could see the shape of Woodhaven in the distance, growing closer with every moment. She passed the lovely marble angel where Mr. Moss was laid to rest and started in surprise as the man himself rose from beneath it.
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Marcellus Moss smiled and tipped an imaginary
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hat in her direction. Before he could wish her good evening, there was a roaring bark and the
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monstrous dog was upon him.
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The patriarch of the Mosses of Greenbrier county screamed in terror. Regina tried to block out the sounds of rending FL and the choking sobs as the friendly man with the stylish sideburns met his second death in the jaws of the beast.
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Keep moving, she told herself.
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She had to keep moving.
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As she reached the cemetery's iron gate,
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she saw Dr. David Robinson making his way towards her, carrying a bag of some kind. She waved and called out to him, trying to alert him to the danger. Panic finally gave her the speed she'd been unable to find. She flew at the man, arms waving, spectral voice shrieking, and passed right through his flesh without even causing the big man to shiver. She slowed and floated back towards him, watching as he dumped a load of kindling on the ground.
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Then he raised his head, eyes narrowing with curiosity as the snarling of the dog reached his ears from deeper within the cemetery. Regina Fletcher watched in horror as Doc Robinson, the man with the gentle hands
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and the kind voice, strode into the cemetery to investigate. She drifted ahead of him, screaming for all she was worth. Anything to make him hear her, see her, to stop what was coming. She watched helplessly as he froze at the side of the beast that had stalked her kind from the moment she had risen from her grave.
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The monstrous dog's eyes burned. Its hellish maw trembled with anticipation. And then it lunged.
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The bulk of its shadowy body collided with the healer, knocking him aside. Regina heard a sick smack as the soft flesh of his temple collided with the corner of a nearby headstone.
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And just like that, one of the
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kindest men she'd ever known left the mortal world behind, his soul fleeing before his body even hit the ground.
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For a moment she could not tear her eyes away from the dead man. Then she heard a low, rising growl and realized with cold dread that the good doctor had not been the beast's target at all.
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As she turned back toward the gate to resume her flight, she felt massive jaws close around her left hip and
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a plague of blood and madness flooded into her soul.
Poet / Narrator
When the fire dies down and the woods go quiet and you think you told every tale you know and old flame blooms to reshape the darkness so you lock your eyes on the trembling glow. The faces you find are so familiar they could almost speak. Their stories fall where the light won't
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reach
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and you can feed the fire to curse the darkness when the voices call. But in the end, long shadows
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fall. In the cozy bed in room 16, daughter Dooley dreamed the night was crisp and cold as Daughter Dooley followed the tall figure leading her down a darkened
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trail that ran along the quiet burble
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of the Guest river, somewhere in the untamed woods of Esau County, Virginia, behind her, Bad Shirley trudged along, her precious orange monstrosity perched on her shoulder, the rest of her foul litters scattered through
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the trees or twined about the feet of their small band as they made
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their way along the banks of the tiny tributary of the mighty Clinch River. They were Led by the being who had begun tutoring her in the ways of warding and sigil making. He was called the Widower, and he was at least seven and a half feet tall, spindly as a young tree
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and silent as the grave.
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He was ever dressed in a black shroud of mourning over a pitch black suit. His enormous hands were the only part
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of his body that were visible, each
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finger long and unnervingly mobile, like the legs of some nightmarish creature sired in the depths of the darkest sea. There were too many joints in those alabaster digits, and the middle and ring finger on each hand were tipped in a needle like claw that jutted out of the tip of the creature's finger rather than from the nail bed. He used these protrusions for drawing out the runes and sigils that he taught her. Each claw was capable of secreting ink, blood, tears, or venom. The Widower could summon up whatever the working required. Ahead of him prowled two of his wives. One might wonder how a widower still had wives, but Daughter Dooley had learned better than to ask such questions when dealing with the denizens of the dark. Through careful observation and a bit of outright eavesdropping, if she were honest, she
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had come to understand that the wives
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were the undead husks of women who had once been the Widower's prize pupil. Dry things in funeral black dresses that rattled like wind chimes made a bone with their every step. The pair were tethered to their dread husband with rusty chains. Their eyes were bound with stained, rotting silk blindfolds, one blue and one red. Bad Shirley had gossiped that this was so their husband might tell them apart, adding that the one in red was called Dorcas with damaris in blue. Each of the skeletal thralls carried a small wooden box like acolytes bringing tribute to some dark altar. The comparison, Daughter Dooley mused to herself,
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wasn't that far off. When she had turned up at Bad
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Shirley's shack that night, she'd found the Widower waiting on the doorstep as if
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he too had an appointment with the
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old crone and her beasts.
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Bad Shirley had emerged from her lair
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wearing a wool winter coat and a thick shawl, leaning heavily on a thicker cane. Her foulest familiar growled at them from her shoulder. Daughter Dooley couldn't remember a time when Bad Shirley had left her hut, and the surprise must have shown on her face.
Widower
Wipe that gomless puss off your face, girl. I know it must water your bowels to see two of your teachers in one place. But tonight is a special occasion. The master himself has arranged for you to meet with a new instructor and asks that I make introductions. Not that you deserve such a boon, you rotten, ungrateful thang. But it is a rare opportunity to be a guest of one such as this, even at the Master's behest. So I asked the widower gentleman that he is, if he'd like to come with us to offer proper tribute.
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The widower inclined his head slightly and his wives followed suit, the bones of their spines clacking, a dry whisper as they moved.
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So, are we waiting here to greet them, then?
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Bat Shirley grated out a rasping death rattle laugh.
Widower
No, child. The one you'll meet on this night will not venture far from its safe place. We must go to ain't close, though.
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Shoot.
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No, it ain't. We'll walk aways on our side of things till we find ourselves a little short cut. You know where I mean, don't you, handsome?
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The man draped in mourning rags nodded again, and his beloved bride set off into the trees, leaving Daughter Dooley and Bad Shirley to follow. They'd walked for what felt like an eternity, though Daughter Dooley knew that time couldn't be measured reliably on the paths they walked.
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Eventually they had come to a bend
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in a stagnant creek bed, the air thick with the stench of brackish water and things left to rot. Bad Shirley stepped to the edge of the murky water, and the entirety of her ill tempered brood suddenly surrounded her. The slender tortie with the black foreleg
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gave the water a tentative smack, a
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worried expression etched onto her goblin face.
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Oh, my little, my, my. You ain't gonna get wet. Just wait. Mama'll show you. You won't do the honors, big fella?
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The widower pushed the sleeve of his coat back from his left hand, allowing a single drop of something dark and rancid to slip from the spiked tip of his left ring finger and splash into the fitted little stream. A sudden st began to blow. It smelled of sulfur and rotted meat and carried a stinging grit that caused
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Daughter Dooley to squeeze her eyes shut again for a long moment, and when she opened them again, they stood on
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the banks of another river miles away, this one flowing strong and sure. Bad Shirley glanced around approvingly.
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Ah,
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there we go.
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Shirley knelt, dipped her index finger into the running water, and tasted it.
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North another three miles.
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Lay down, ladies. The widower's wives took up the charge, following the gentle flow of the river into the dark heart of Esau County.
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After a while, the skeletal women led
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them away from the river and down
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into a holler, a small squat house set all by its lonesome, like a ticket nestled into the flesh of some great sleeping dog. A subtle hum of power surrounded the
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place, a polite warning that promised pain
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and worse, if not heeded wards. Someone gifted had wrapped this place in the power of the green and the blood of their own people. It hadn't been lightly done, either.
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Behind the house, the surrounding brush had been cleared for a solid 30ft to the tree line.
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Around the edge of that clearing, at
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regular intervals stood trees that had been
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carved with sigils that seemed to pulse with power. There were strands of dried peppers and
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flowers hung from the rafters of the porch, whose interior roof and floorboards had been painted a distinct shade she recognized as Hank Blue.
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There was no fence nor other visible
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barrier between the place where they stood
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in the house, but if she listened closely, she could make out a heartbeat of power, its quiet pulse running around the edge of the yard. This was a place that had been
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warded and maintained by Green Touched workers
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who knew what they were doing. Daughter Dooley noticed that both Bad Shirley and the widower kept their respective pets well behind them as they came to a stop at the edge of the property. She was wondering what torturous lessons she'd learn here when the regular clump of
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horses hooves and the creak of wagon
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wheels reached her ears. She looked to her two monstrous companions to see if they were concerned, but neither seemed surprised by the sound. The glow of the lantern crested the hill and Bad Shirley pulled her close, the old woman's grip like iron around her forearm.
Widower
You listen to me, you the mongrel. Mind your tongue. Do not speak unless spoken to. What's in yon buggy could gobble the lot of us up if it so chose. So listen close and do as you're told, girl. Reflect poorly on us and you won't even have to worry about punishment at our hands. It will bring you more hurt than we ever could. If you know what's good for you, you'll behave as if the master himself has come to call.
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A long white painted wagon with high sides rolled to a stop a few yards from them. Two men climbed from the bench seat in near perfect unison. They were dressed in clean homespun pants and shirts the color of perfect, unstained ivory. Their skin was as pale as the moon and completely hairless. The lack of eyebrows and eyelashes gave them an otherworldly look as they nodded politely to the travelers and set about their business. The taller of the two moved to the rear of the wagon and hung back, his beady eyes scowling out at them resentfully. The driver strode forward, his mouth lifting into what he must have thought was an approximation of a smile. Will met Granny Stewart Scrivener Daughter.
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Dooley blinked.
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It had never occurred to her that
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Bad Shirley might have a surname.
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She was just Bad Shirley.
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She had similarly never heard the epithet
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used to address the widower.
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The formal tone the man used gave
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it the feel of a title rather than a name. She filed these facts away for future examination, knowing she would be punished if either of the two thought she wasn't paying attention. Bad Shirley spoke first, her voice taking on an uncharacteristically deferential tone.
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Bryson?
Widower
Or is it Byron? It's been so long since I seen y', all, I can't recall which of you is the taller one.
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The bald man chuckled to himself. I'm Bryson. That's my brother Byron. You'll have to excuse his lack of manners. He doesn't usually leave the property and has become a unused to observing the proprieties. But since this request came from your master, it was appropriate for the elder of us to give this personal attention. The man's cold eyes appraised otter duly, and she had the distinct impression he was unimpressed. His voice was skeptical when he spoke again. This is the vessel, then?
Widower
Oh, yes, this is Ms. Dooley. The master has requested this lesson specifically for her, and he sends his thanks to your granny for making this possible. As her teachers, we also appreciate her taking the time to instruct the girl, and we've come bearing gifts to demonstrate our gratitude properly. Yes, we have.
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The blindfolded, skeletal women scuttled forward, offering the small wooden chests with formal little
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boughs as Bad Shirley and the widower nodded sycophantically.
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The man called Bryson accepted them with a chuff of laughter and retreated to the wagon. Byron stepped up and into the shadowy recesses of the conveyance. A moment later he emerged, carefully pushing a figure in a wheelchair. He stepped down next to his brother, and each of them took one side of the chair, lowering it carefully to the ground between them. The hunched figure in the chair wore the shape of an ancient woman, skinny and gnarled as a crab apple tree and just as milk, pale as the men who had ferried her here. The two men were careful to keep
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her long trailing white hair from tangling
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in the wheels of the chair as it draped onto the ground behind her. She wore a simple white house dress that stretched taut across a swollen belly that appeared unnaturally, horrifically ripe with pregnancy. She wore tiny glasses with ruby colored lenses through which she surveyed the three of them sourly. The man called Bryson spoke to her in reverent tones. Granny. This is Granny Stewart.
Granny White
And I know who they are, boy. What kind of fool do you take me for? Do you think I don't know Bad Shirley when I smell her? O, good Lord, child. Now, I know you don't care about that body, but do the rest of us a favor and wash it. You smell like somebody made a pot of coffee out of cat piss and cabbage. It is truly unpleasant. Who else is over there? Oh, the widower, is it? Yes, I know you. Well, I know you work, anyway. Blood wards, bone binding and the like. Yes, you get out of the house about as much as I do, don't you? You do fine work, sir. Fine. My work.
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The widower placed a hand over his heart and inclined his head at this acknowledgment. Dorcas and Damaris rattled their chains in excitement. The widower snapped them to stillness with a sudden jerk on the links that bound them.
Granny White
I can't say much about your taste in winning, but who am I to judge? We all do what we must to get by. Yes, yes, yes, we do. We do what we have to do to put food on the table and keep our families fed, don't we? Can't let them babies go hungry, now, can we?
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Babies go hungry.
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Babies
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go hungry.
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No, no, no.
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The thing pretending to be an old blind woman rested her fingers on the uncanny mound of her belly and turned
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her gaze on daughter Dooley.
Granny White
Which brings us to this sweet little morsel here. Yes, indeed. I've heard a lot about you, Chat. Yeah, old patron. Can't say enough about the things you're gonna do for our family. I mean, I trust that musty old buck about as far as I can throw it, which could be pretty far, all things considered. But I digress. Let's just say I'll expect you to prove your worth before I give two twists to your dead mama's titties about you. Are we clear?
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Any witty replies dried up on daughter Dooley's tongue?
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The gravity of the old woman's presence bespoke a level of power she'd only
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felt in the company of the Black Stag. The world seemed to bend in towards
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the withered old thing in the wheelchair,
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as though her very existence was a burden. It struggled to bear. She nodded in mute reply.
Granny White
Aw, looky here. Are you getting all shy on us, darling? Cat got your tongue? All I hear from old Horn is what a smart mouthed little brat you are. He seems to think you're worth the trouble, though. Me? I'm not so sure. Do you know who I am, girl?
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It took daughter Dooley a long moment to find her voice.
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You. You're. You're the hungry mother. The pale daughter. The unsated mouth. The very hunger of those who sleep beneath.
Granny White
Yes, yes. Enough with the flattery. You may call me Granny White, child. I appreciate the aggrandizing and brown nosing, but it ain't necessary. You hear me?
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Yes.
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Yes, Granny.
Widower
Good.
Granny White
Bryson, turn me around so I can show little miss what we're working with tonight.
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Bryson White turned the chair so that the pale woman faced the house in the clearing.
Granny White
Head on yonder is the Wells house. They's an old family around these parts. Ain't many left of the true line. Last if one trapes on through the old black door. Earlier this year or so we thought, these wards should be fading and breaking all over the place. But somebody somewhere is feeding them. There's goodies in that house that we want. A whole laundry list of books and trinkets and heirlooms just steeped in old workings. Yes, yes. Now, I could just have my children post up here and collect them when the time comes. But unlike your master, I don't care for waiting. Don't care for the bit now, when you're hungry, I'm hungry. Waiting just makes it so much worse. So. So in exchange for whatever we find in there, I'm to teach you the proper way to suck the juice out of a protective work and then use it for your own personal empowerment. Turning lemons into lemonade or some such. How does that sound, girly? Does that sound useful to you?
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Yes, ma'.
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Am.
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I imagine it would.
Granny White
Don't bullshit me, girl. Ain't no imagining here. Power is all that there's worth having in this world. And we do what we must take it. If you don't have the stomach for this business, you will get eaten alive. Literally. I personally will eat you alive. You hear me? Now, come here. Let Granny show you how this works. Word of warning, though. It's gonna hurt. Now hold still,
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daughter. Dooley sat up with a gasp, her heart racing as she rejoined the waking
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world in the hour before dawn. Her dreams hadn't been invaded by Granny White in longer than she could remember. The terrifying old thing had taught her a Useful skill or two, but she'd
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almost trade those back for never having had the displeasure of meeting the old
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beast face to face.
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As she rolled her shoulders and shivered off the fading remnants of the dream,
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she became aware that she was not alone. There was a flicker of ghost light at the foot of the bed. She sat up against the headboard and
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smoothed the hair from her face, expecting another visitation from William.
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Please call me Billy. At instead, the amorphous glimmer resolved itself into the shape of a young woman
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in a black funerary gown.
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Her head was bowed and her hands hung limply at her sides. Her unkempt hair hung in a frizzy shroud about her face.
Widower
Something dripped from her gown onto the floor.
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The lamp on the bedside table flickered and the air buzzed with a different
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energy from the last time the dead had come to call on her. When William Harrison Havis and company had appeared, the room was filled with a
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sense of caution and courtesy, as if
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they didn't want to scare her off.
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This apparition was warped in a cold shroud of fear.
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The air in the room grew taut as a bowstring with the sense of dread she carried.
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The sound of liquid pattering to the
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floor drew her eyes and daughter Dooley saw the spirit was bleeding ectoplasm from a wound at her hip, though the
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specter didn't seem to notice it. She spoke to her gently, as if coaxing a wounded animal. Hail, spirit. What can I do for you this night?
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The figure did not respond, but the
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temperature dropped by several degrees and a
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draft of cold air blew in from nowhere.
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Badr Dooley dipped her head, trying for a peek at the ghostly woman's face.
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Ms. Fletcher, is that you? Are you alright, dear?
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The apparition quivered and clenched her fists,
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her ghostly form beginning to shake more violently, the splattering from the wound at her hip increasing. The room's single lantern flickered again, threatening to cast them into darkness. Ms. Fletcher? Ms. Fletcher, can you hear me? Doc, what can I do to help?
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What was left of Regina Fletcher threw
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back her head and howled, revealing the shredded remnants of her face. Her right cheek had been torn away, revealing a garden of bone daggers where her teeth had once been. Her left eye gleamed with a sickly orange light and she leapt onto the
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foot of the bed, crunching and snarling,
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baring that misshapen mouthful of overgrown fangs,
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and the room began to shake, the
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cold draft becoming an icy gale. Pictures fell from the wall and their frames shattered. The bed frame felt as though it might shake with the force of the tremors emanating from the ruined ghost, Daughter
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Dooley rolled out of the bed, tumbling
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to the floor as the specter lunged at her, clawed hands, tearing her feather pillow to shreds. The living woman bit her lip as her knees hit the floor and she tasted blood. She scrambled to her feet again and began inching toward the door. How had something like this gotten past the wards?
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Regina Fletcher's head tilted towards her jaw,
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working like some sort of demented marionette
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as she sprawled on the bed in the spot the witch had occupied not only moments before.
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The ghost pushed herself to her hands
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and knees, and before daughter Dooley could reach the door, Regina swiped her arm in her direction. Everything that wasn't nailed down on the other side of the room came flying. The wardrobe doors blew open, and coat hangers, linens and other odds and ends tucked inside the cabinets pelted her like buckshot. The metal hook of a coat hanger nicked Daughter Dooley just above the eye and the small cup welled with blood.
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There was a wooden groaning, and she
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realized the heavy wardrobe itself was about to tear free from the wall.
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That was enough.
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The red headed witch wiped the blood from her forehead and rubbed it between her palms. Acting on instinct, she reached for a well of power that was drained nearly dry.
Widower
Nearly.
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The spell came to her lips almost
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unbidden, and she raised her bloodied fingers in the air in a gesture that stilled the unnatural wind and silenced the roaring shade who threat to bring the roof down over her head.
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Regina Fletcher froze, writhing against the binding to no avail.
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With a wave of her hand, Daughter Dooley sent the ghost whirling into the other corner of the room behind the dislodged wardrobe.
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She felt exhaustion wash over her, and
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it was all she could do to lurch back over to the bed, her shaking knees giving way as she dropped back onto it and turned to face the writhing spirit to finish the binding. I do not know what's happened to you, ma', am, but I cannot have you in here thrashing about like this. By my own blood I bind you. By my mother's names I give you whatever peace ye might know. Here are you bound, and here you will stay. Rest now, spirit, and be still.
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With a final twist of her fingers, the tormented spirit faded into the shadows, and daughter Dooley collapsed into the ruins of her pillow before the tides of sleep carried her down once more. Becky Rogers was working the morning shift
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when Phyllis Moore, who normally didn't come until almost midnight, walked in the front
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door carrying A sheet cake covered in foil.
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Well hey there. What are you doing here in the daylight hours?
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Phyllis smiled and placed the pan on the counter.
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I took last night off to help the Ladies Auxiliary get ready for the bake sale this weekend. We made one chocolate cake too many so I brought it in. I'm covering for Laverna today. I'll have me a little nap and then work my usual.
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Phyllis walked around the desk and picked up the overnight shift notes. Her brow furrowed in concern as she read what Bernd had written there. Saturday, May 7 the patient had some sort of episode during the night.
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The furnishings in room 16 were cast about as if a great wind had passed through the ward. The hat rack was broken to splinters, the wardrobe just launched from its corner. Clothing and other items strewn about the room. Peggy, what in the world happened last night? What? Oh that.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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We didn't have the bodies to keep somebody up there last night. Mr. Nelson is all worked up about the transfer down the mountain, but he kept wandering downstairs to pester us about it. He had me and Bert tied up for most of the night. Burt got to her whenever he could, checked on her after sunup and the room was just a wreck. She must have had some sort of fit, busted her lip and bumped her head a little. But she's alright. Soon enough she won't be our problem anymore anyway.
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Phyllis's brow furrowed. What do you mean?
Widower
It looks like we're done, honey.
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Ms. Marjorie is down at the state hospital filling out the paperwork on the last of our patients right now. We ain't got enough staff to stay open and with the new hospital hiring every qualified nurse in a 50 mile radius, there's not really anyone to replace the folks we lost. I imagine she'll make provisions for that
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little lady in 16, but I wouldn't worry about it.
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No, Surely Doc Robinson can work something out. Is he here? Let me talk to him. I can make him see since he's here. Got in around the same time I did. Said he had to do some maintenance or something over by the cemetery. You know how he is about that. I hadn't seen him come back yet, so might be he's still out there. Phyllis headed back out the front doors and began walking east across the grounds. They couldn't close Woodhaven. They just couldn't. Her work was all she had left. At least she was helping people here. She didn't want to sit around her empty old house all alone all the time. Phyllis Moore's house had the unusual distinction that it didn't host a single lost soul or wandering spirit. After working long shifts in a place that was chock full of the dead, one might be tempted to think that coming home to a quiet house would be a relief.
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But for Phyllis Moore, it was a misery.
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Her husband had passed away two years
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ago this October, and her eldest son
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had died in an accident at the paper mill. Had either of them thought twice about what she might need before taking off to paradise, she'd have given anything for just a few minutes more with her husband or to say a proper goodbye to her Randall. Once she realized they really and truly weren't going to come and say goodbye, she'd have paid a fair amount for a few more minutes to give each of them a piece of her mind. Instead, all she got were the shades of entitled rich folks. She couldn't stand it. She felt like she'd had to deal with every ghost in the whole wide world, except for the two who actually matter.
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Her pace slowed as she approached the cemetery. Feeling the presence of the dead all around her, she ignored them and called out for the doctor.
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Dr. Robinson? David? Are you out here?
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A familiar tingle raised the hair on the back of Phyllis's neck, and she flinched as a voice spoke behind her. He was here, ma', am, but I'm afraid most of us were indisposed when
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he came to call. Phyllis closed her eyes and shook her head, holding up a hand to stop the gentleman ghost from coming any closer. No, not right now. Please just leave me alone.
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A different voice boomed from her left
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and she startled again. Oh, horse feathers. Young William. You know as well as I do exactly where the good doctor is.
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The ghost of William Harrison Havis chuckled.
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I guess you got me there, Marcellus.
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But you'll have to forgive me. I'm not really feeling like myself these days, if you know what I mean.
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I know exactly how you feel, my good fella. I feel like I'm half the man I used to be. Both Shades laughed heartily at the shared
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jest, and Phyllis felt her temper flare.
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She opened her eyes and turned to face them. Will you two just the words shut
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up died on Phyllis Moore's lips as she stared at the two ghosts. William Harrison Havoc was missing half of his throat and the upper left side of his chest. The ghostly flesh hung in tatters around gaping holes filled with darkness. If Young William was a horror, then
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the late Murray Marcellus Moss was something
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straight from the darkest corners of hell. His right arm hung by a thin strand of gristle and his right leg was torn away at the knee. His belly had been split wide, and inside it a writhing, twisting void churned wetly in the early morning light. Phyllis screamed and turned to run.
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She tore blindly through the cemetery, heading deeper into the neat rows of graves. Her heart pounded in her chest, and the fleeting idea that this might just give her a heart attack racing across her thoughts. When she glanced over her shoulder to see if the ruined ghosts were pursuing her, her foot caught on something lying across the path between the stones and Phyllis went sprawling.
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Her ankle gave way with a jolt
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of pain and she heard something snap in her wrist. When she put her hands out to catch herself, she landed on her belly in the grass with a cry of pain.
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As she struggled to get up, she saw what had tripped. Dr. David Robinson lay staring up at her, his eyes lifeless and cold.
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On instinct, she glanced around, searching for his shade, but there had been no
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hesitation when this good man perished.
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His soul had left no confused shadow
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on this mortal coil. Doc Robinson was gone. Phyllis felt tears well in her eyes
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when she heard the voice behind her. She turned a glare that might have curdled milk on the shade of Billy
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Havin's shame the old man didn't stick around. I bet he could see us now. I love to have a chat with the old boy about my treatment plan.
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Would have been nice to connect with
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someone who actually listened to us. As he spoke, the boy in the bloody pajamas knelt down and reached out to stroke the side of Phyllis face.
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She flinched away as she felt his cold fingers on her skin, not the sensation she normally felt when she made contact with the spirit. Like walking into a spider web or a cold draft.
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This was solid, physical.
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Oh God help her. They could touch her somehow.
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Billy Havis let out a belly laugh
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at the look of of shock on her face. Around her, the cackles of Marcellus Moss and at least a dozen others that had been ravaged and tainted by the monstrous dog rose around her. The mutilated ghosts began drifting towards her.
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Phyllis gaped at them.
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In a panic. She lifted her good leg off the ground as best she could and smacked her foot down once, twice, three times. And in a quavering voice that sounded far too old to her own ears, she spoke the words that had served her so well for so long. Y' all stay away. Git. I said.
Granny White
Git.
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Git.
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The laughing horde of the dead encircled her and did not disperse. Where exactly are you trying to send us, Ms. Phyllis? We're already home, and I think you're about to be too. With that, the tainted dead of Woodhaven descended on Phyllis Moore.
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None of the skeleton crew that remained to see the facility close its doors happened to be standing outside at the time.
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There was no one to hear her scream, and none of them had any
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warning of what was coming.
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By the time the woman in room 16 woke and ventured from her bed, there were no living souls left in Woodhaven Sanatorium or on its grounds.
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The Great Hound and its horde of
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corrupted dead had flushed out and slaughtered
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the remaining staff alongside the handful of patients that had yet to be transferred down the mountain.
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Dr. Dooley examined the shadowy corner of the room room where she had bound the shade of Regina Fletcher and found the malevolent ghost was secure and, for the moment, quiet. That sort of blood magic made for potent bindings, and in her current state she doubted she could unwork it if she wanted to. Glancing around at the destruction the ghost
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had wrought, she expected someone would be coming to check on her soon.
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She cocked her head to listen, but the old house stood silent around her, unusually so.
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Frowning, she opened the door and peered out into the hallway.
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She could smell it before it turned the corner. She'd seen its kind before. With all the death and destruction she
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and the child had wrought in these past seasons, it would be a miracle if at least a few of these black mouth bastards hadn't followed in their
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wake, feasting on the lost and wandering
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souls that type of violence often left behind.
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It was the shape and dimension of an unnaturally large dog. A mastiff, perhaps. She knew, of course, that it wasn't
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a dog at all.
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The human mind can only comprehend so much before it fractures altogether, and thus when it encounters things it cannot physically fathom, it will often interpret them through the lens of familiar shapes so it can continue functioning rather than collapse under the strain. There are beasts and haints walking the world that folks could see just fine, and those were frightening enough, but most
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of them were of this world. The things that came from elsewhere, from
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the screaming void that birthed the ravenous darkness beneath the mountains, were mostly beyond mortal kin, and thus the human mind would just do its best to keep from getting eaten by something it couldn't even see properly.
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The black mouthed dog prowled down the hallway and sat down on its haunches across from her on the other side of the threshold. Even seated, it was taller than her. Hail Beast.
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The great black canine monstrosity did not
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grow, growl, nor show any form of aggression.
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Its smoldering crimson eyes met hers and
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she felt it push a thought into
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her head that felt like a blow
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to the gut in its strangeness. Come with me, daughter. Dooley glanced up to the lintel and
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saw the warding sigils carved above the door of room 16. The power laid down long before and carefully maintained over the years by many gifted hands. A shimmering protective barrier constructed to give the weak and the wounded a safe place to heal. I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Save the juiciest piece of meat for last. Did you figure you can kill my mortal form and wait to gobble the rest of me down once I return? Do you?
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The dog sighed and chuffed. Another thought pushed into her mind, bringing with it the taste of spoiled meat.
Widower
Drew. Send.
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Parley. Old words come with that. The dog padded down the hall, turned the corner, and was gone. Daughter Dooley blinked.
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Had a dog, or at least a thing wearing the shape of a dog, just invoked the elder covenant between the green and the dark?
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In our experience, blackmouth dogs didn't truck with human beings.
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They killed them and ate their ghosts.
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But they. But they didn't communicate. They were much like the animals they manifested as.
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She certainly hadn't expected them to know
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the ancient laws, and she had to admit she was curious.
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She knew better than to trust something
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directly descended from the heart of the
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dark and doubted its grasp of the old packs besides.
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So she would have to take precautions. She knew it would hurt. It would hurt a lot.
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She placed her hands on the door
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frame and reached for the power there, just as the ancient thing that clothed
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itself in the trappings of an old
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woman had once taught her to. The pain was immediate and gut wrenching,
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and it dropped her to her knees for a long moment.
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Once she had recovered, she rose to her feet and walked out of room 16 forever.
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At the end of the hall, she
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found herself in what must be the laundry room.
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The door at its other end led out onto the main floor of the
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second story of the sanatorium. Three bodies slumped back to back in the middle of the common area, their throats torn out, their white uniforms soaked with blood, and their mangled ghosts hovered nearby.
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Across the hall, a couple of shades and bloodied robes lingered uncertainly by the doors that must have led to their rooms.
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The dog sat by this grisly tableau, waiting for her as she stepped into the common area. It rose to its feet, chuffed softly again, and headed for the stairs. One of the ghosts, a short, plump woman in a nurse's uniform with half her face torn away fallen, followed it. The dog glanced over its shoulder as if to make sure daughter Dooley was also following. And so she did, down the stairs and out the back door it led
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her, the gore stained ghost floating along beside it like a woman taking the family dog out for its morning constitutional.
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She was thankful to be spared whatever carnage might fill the first floor, but
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knew that every drop of blood spilled, every soul mangled or devoured by this
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thing, was likely her fault. The dogs sought out the dead and dying, yes, but they also sought power.
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Consuming the spirits of the gifted and
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the green touched made them bigger and stronger. The sheer size of the thing that trotted ahead of her told her had been dining well. Her breath caught in her throat as they approached the cemetery. It was a precious little plot surrounded
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by a pretty wrought iron fence with lovely marble monuments and well kept landscaping.
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And a veritable army of the mangle and corrupted dead spilled out of its bounds, filling the eastern lawn of Woodhaven's handsome grounds. They couldn't have all come from here, surely, but she knew there must be
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plenty of old family burial plots and lonesome wandering spirits between here and the closest town.
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The dog stopped and turned its smoldering eyes on her again.
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What? You brought me all the way out here to show me your kibble, did you? You want me to throw one of them? Maybe play a little fetch? What are you waiting for? It's either have at me and see how you do or let these folks move on. It's one or t'. Other.
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The black beast growled low in its throat and another, sending wormed its way inside her mind that made her feel sick to her stomach.
Granny White
Take.
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Take? Take what?
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Take them. The dog looked out over the legion of the dead and then back to the red headed witch.
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I don't understand.
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Beast Daughter.
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Dooley held up her hands in a warding jest gesture. And don't go shoving your filthy paws in my head again. Show me.
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She regretted the words instantly. The dog turned and tore into the
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ghost of the nurse that had followed it from the main house, swallowing down big chunks of her screaming spectral form until it had consumed her entirely.
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Its eyes burned red and its swirling black coat shimmered with twisting darkness. It pressed into her mind once again.
Widower
Take all of them.
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Be strong. Come back. The realization hit her harder than the stench of bad Shirley's shack. She could do it. She could consume all these poor souls and fill herself to the bloody brain with dark and terrible power. Just like the dawn. She had been trained to use the
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death and suffering of others so that she could become the vessel the old black stag and his masters had wished for.
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Something inside her ached, and her face flushed with shame when she realized it felt like hunger. She had subsisted on the power of the dark for what felt like an age.
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She knew how it felt to be a lonely, wandering God wreaking vengeance on
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all those who dared offend her.
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Without thinking, she shifted her arms as if to hoist a child who was
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not there onto her hip. Daughter Dooley squeezed her eyes shut and pushed the ache away. She thought of her mothers, of all
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the people who'd come before that even traveled to this cursed place all those years ago. She thought of the countless good and kind people who had helped her, those who had fought alongside her for years to keep the dark at bay, and
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she took a deep breath and strode
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into the sea of the Dead.
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The beast's jaws dropped open in a doggy grin of exultation.
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She walked toward the gate of the graveyard and looked into the faces of
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those who had been taken and twisted
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into some perverse banquet, a welcome home supper held in her honor by those who sleep beneath.
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She cast down her eyes in shame, and they came to rest on a burlap sack that had been discarded there, sticks of alder and ash spilling out on the ground.
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She knelt and rummaged around, finding several satchels of herbs, a box of matches, and a paper to light the kindling. These were the components of a spell.
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Had someone tried to send the dead
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of Woodhaven on their way? Had Phyllis done this?
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It didn't really matter.
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She could discern the working's purpose easily enough from its components.
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A bonfire with the appropriate materials would
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serve as beacon to lead lingering spirits
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to the other side of the veil. It was a solid option if you had a middling gift and needed to
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get Papaw's ghost out of the attic. But this was more than somebody's lonesome forebear not wanting to leave their homestead.
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Daughter Dooley had a bit more than a middling gift. She felt right spry now that she'd had some rest and a couple of
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good meals in her. It also helped considerably. She'd borrowed the power of into the wards on the private wing, a power
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that willed inside her now.
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This energy poured into those workings for years by green gifted practitioners over the lifetime of a place of healing and kindness. This was power intended to protect and preserve, to stand against the darkness and send it packing.
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She gathered up the wood and arranged
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it in the proper fashion for a small bonfire. Just as her mothers had taught her when she was still a child. The matches had gotten a bit dank lying outside on the ground, but eventually they caught and she lit the paper.
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In the back of her mind, she
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felt the dog growl.
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She nearly fell to her knees with the force of it, sending no.
Widower
Take, not burn, Take.
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There was no time to perform the ritual as intended, adding the various herbs slowly as to draw the spirits gently. The dog would come for her or them if she wasted any time. Instead, she scattered the herbs over the flames at once and reached out with her gift, infusing the working with the power she had taken from the doors of the private wing. She heard the dog's paws racing over the grass and knew she had run out of time.
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And then she felt it as she
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poured out the borrowed magic from all those healed and helped by the Robinsons and their chosen family.
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The green rose to meet her, calling her by name by her true name.
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It filled her heart and her body with emerald fire. The same fire that allowed her to walk away from a bloody clearing in eastern Kentucky with a fistful of busted antler and a curse she would never escape. She called out to the dog as that power blazed bright around her. Oi. Oi. Here, boy. Fetch.
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The massive dog emerged from the horde of specters, jaws open, eyes burning, as
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the shape of an old, worn black door materialized in the air just beyond the bonfire she had built. As she watched, the door swung inward and the flames blazed into a tower of white hot light, sending purifying energy out in radiating waves. Waves sweeping the dead, the dog, and all things that belonged on the other side of the veil through the open door.
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After a few moments, it swung shut and faded away. The flames died down. Just a normal bonfire now, if one made particularly aromatic by the herbs used in the work. She sat by that fire until it settled into a low smolder, staring into the dying flames and pondering what to do next. In the cemetery, a great shadow moved, but she was unafraid. She knew the difference between an oversized dark touched mongrel and an oversized green touched bear. There was a shuffling as four feet became two, and a handsome dark skinned man with a dark beard wearing an even darker suit emerged from the cemetery gate, pausing for a moment to close it behind him.
Bartholomew
Hail, sister.
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I save it, you furry faced old fool. Why did you bring me here, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew
You needed rest, daughter of Catherine and Eve. Edith. Your walk with the child was long and the cost to bring you home was great. You needed a place where you would be safe and we could observe.
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Oh, observed it. Ya watch from afar as these good people, living and dead, got chewed up by that bloody dog. Waited to see if I'd take its offer and go running back to my old masters, did you?
Bartholomew
We had to be sure that I was.
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What? Still in me right mind? Still on the right side?
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Its power seductive system. It can lure the best of you into doing its foul work. You were wielded as a weapon against the whole of the world. And it took the might of the green and the dark together to stop you. We would not have you stolen away again.
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Stolen away?
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I'm not an enchanted sword or a charmed amulet. I'm a person. A person with thoughts and dreams and wonder, wants and needs. I'm. I'm more than just the thing you bury in the ground to stop that abomination from bringing about the end of everything.
Bartholomew
You agreed to the pact to make amends for the harm your foolish choices caused when you were a child.
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That's just it. I was a child. A clever child, but a child all the same. And a child mourning the deaths of her mothers. Besides, I was angry and sad. And I wanted bloody vengeance for what had been taken from me. Where was the grain then, eh? Hell, where was the grain just now? People died here, Bartholomew. Good people. They took me in and they died for it. The dead asked for my help and they suffered for it. Most of them didn't even know my name. And they died for what? So that you could test my loyalty?
Bartholomew
It was necessary.
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So say you. And I'll tell you what's necessary.
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I need to live my life. I need to be alone for a while. I passed your little examination. It's time for you to hold up your end of the bargain and let me have the years of this cycle to live free. Go on. Leave me be.
Bartholomew
If I go, you'll return when it's time to bind the child once more.
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You'd better hope I do, sister. I'll be there, you dotty old beast. Now give me some space. Be gone.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
I've a lot to think about. The sun chose that moment to emerge from behind a cloud, and daughter Dooley shaded her eyes against it, the warmth of the green washing over her body and warming her bones, like the embrace of a long absent friend. When she looked around, she was as she had requested. Alone.
Poet / Narrator
There is a curse upon my every awakened breathing.
Steve Shell
Well, hey there, family.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
There you go.
Steve Shell
We come to the end of the first story arc in season six of Old Gods of Appalachia.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
Long Shadows we got more stories to
Steve Shell
tell and more miles to go. But I hope you enjoyed your time with good daughter Dooley and that dotty old bear.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
I truly hope you did.
Steve Shell
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Narrator / Daughter Dooley
by those poor bastards.
Steve Shell
The voice of Granny White was Betsy Puckett and the voice of brother Bartholomew is Dr. Ray Christian.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
Talk to you soon family. Talk to you real soon. It's time my grail, to go and find another.
Steve Shell
I love my home.
Granny White
Now just.
Narrator / Daughter Dooley
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Narrator / Daughter Dooley
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Steven
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Hayden
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Steven
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Widower
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Steven
Hey. So each week you'll get my unfiltered raw reactions to every single chapter.
Hayden
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Steven
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Steve Shell
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Darina
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Granny White
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Darina
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Date: March 26, 2026
Summary by: Old Gods Podcast Summarizer
Episode 96, "Lessons Learned," is a harrowing, atmospheric conclusion to the first story arc of Season Six ("Long Shadows") in Old Gods of Appalachia. Deep in the haunted hollers, as blood and darkness spill, Daughter Dooley is tested by old powers, tested alliances, and the consequences of her choices. This episode weaves together the collapse of Woodhaven Sanatorium, the onslaught of corrupted spirits, Daughter Dooley’s struggle with her own hunger for power, and a fateful encounter with the beast that stalks the cursed dead. Central themes include the weight of past actions, the cost of power, choice versus fate, and the enduring hunger of the old gods.
Regina’s Experience (05:14–12:29)
"The Good Book had never mentioned all the rules and protocols that govern the afterlife..."
—Steve Shell as Narrator (05:55)
Dream Journey (13:51–18:30)
“The Widower could summon up whatever the working required ... Each claw was capable of secreting ink, blood, tears, or venom.”
—Narrator (15:14)“What's in yon buggy could gobble the lot of us up if it so chose. So listen close and do as you're told, girl.”
—Bad Shirley (22:56)
Meeting Granny White (26:05–31:52)
“You may call me Granny White, child ... Power is all that there’s worth having in this world. And we do what we must to take it. If you don’t have the stomach for this business, you will get eaten alive. Literally. I personally will eat you alive. You hear me?”
—Granny White (31:32–33:53)
“By my own blood I bind you. By my mother’s names I give you whatever peace ye might know. Here are you bound, and here you will stay. Rest now, spirit, and be still.”
—Daughter Dooley (39:54)
Phyllis and the Staff (40:47–49:45)
“Where exactly are you trying to send us, Ms. Phyllis? We’re already home—and I think you’re about to be too.”
—Corrupted Spirit (49:22)
The Pact at the Cemetery (51:07–63:54)
“She could do it. She could consume all these poor souls and fill herself to the bloody brain with dark and terrible power. Just like the dawn. ... Something inside her ached, and her face flushed with shame when she realized it felt like hunger.”
—Narrator (59:02)"She called out to the dog as that power blazed bright around her. Oi. Oi. Here, boy. Fetch."
—Daughter Dooley (63:01)
Aftermath: Choosing Humanity (64:53–67:20)
“I'm not an enchanted sword or a charmed amulet. I'm a person. ... I'm more than just the thing you bury in the ground to stop that abomination from bringing about the end of everything.”
—Daughter Dooley (65:50)"You agreed to the pact to make amends for the harm your foolish choices caused when you were a child."
—Bartholomew (66:08)"...It’s time for you to hold up your end of the bargain and let me have the years of this cycle to live free. Go on. Leave me be."
—Daughter Dooley (67:05)
Epilogue (68:04–68:38)
“When she looked around, she was as she had requested. Alone.”
—Narrator (67:33)
Granny White’s Threat:
"If you don’t have the stomach for this business, you will get eaten alive. Literally. I personally will eat you alive. You hear me?"
(33:53)
The Blackmouth Dog’s Silent Parley:
"Come with me, daughter."
(53:03)
The terror in a wordless, telepathic command as it invokes the ancient ‘Elder Covenant.’
Daughter Dooley Refuses the Old Ways:
"I could consume all these poor souls ... Something inside her ached, and her face flushed with shame when she realized it felt like hunger."
(59:02)
Redemptive Power of the Green:
"She called out to the dog as that power blazed bright around her. Oi. Oi. Here, boy. Fetch."
(63:01)
Bartholomew and Daughter Dooley Spar:
"You agreed to the pact to make amends for the harm your foolish choices caused when you were a child." —Bartholomew (66:08)
“I need to live my life. ... It’s time for you to hold up your end of the bargain and let me have the years of this cycle to live free.”
—Daughter Dooley (67:05)
True to Old Gods’ signature style, the episode drips dread and Appalachian folklore, with poetic narration and a reverence for the uncanny. Characters speak with hard-lived wisdom, regional inflection, and a mix of bluntness and lyricism. The horror is existential and bloody, but also deeply human—rooted in grief, hunger, and the difficult path of choosing mercy over monstrous power.
“Lessons Learned” is a transformative chapter for Daughter Dooley and the world of Old Gods of Appalachia. Faced with the seduction of terrible power and relentless hunger, Daughter Dooley instead claims her humanity, resisting the cycles of violence and domination imposed by darker, older forces. Yet the scars remain, and in the shadows of these mountains, unfinished business lingers. As the episode closes, the show signals both a pause and a new beginning, leaving listeners haunted and hungry for what’s next.