It's 1,008 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, the Revolutionary gets things off his chest from last week, and the Comrade ruins the audio slightly. Donny takes a nap, and Petey is ruining combat readiness.

Other Titles Considered:

Rental Preppers
Good Cancer Vaccines
Comrade Loves Penetratio

Special Show Links:

Pete Hegseth says the U.S. military will no longer require flu shots https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/pete-hegseth-says-us-military-no-longer-requiring-flu-shots-rcna341256
The FBI Director Is MIA https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
Explainer: Insider Trading and Prediction Markets https://poole.ncsu.edu/thought-leadership/article/explainer-insider-trading-and-prediction-markets/
The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars https://www.npr.org/2026/04/20/nx-s1-5791726/the-onion-satirical-takeover-infowars-new-plan
Millionaire hunter trampled to death by 5 elephants while hunting in Africa https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/millionaire-hunter-trampled-to-death-by-5-elephants-while-hunting-in-africa-3356522/