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It's 953 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we get in tough with our European side, wishing we could all just... be there. But we can't, so we keep waiting for The Day. Also, the president is celebrating the 250th anniversary of the nation on 14 June 2026, not 21 June 2038. Did we mention 14 June is Donny's birthday? Other Titles Considered: Emperor Pal-Epstein Bangin’ Neanderthals Swift Consequences, Eventually Special Show Links: White House UFC Event Lighting Nearly Blinded Flight Crew on Approach to Reagan National https://meidasnews.com/news/white-house-ufc-event-lighting-nearly-blinded-flight-crew-on-approach-to-reagan-national US to cut air and naval assets deployed for NATO operations in Europe https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/12/us-to-cut-air-and-naval-assets-deployed-for-nato-operations-in-europe Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soar on stock market debut https://www.bbc.com/news/live/czj8dd0kyl7t Autistic children being injected with unapproved stem cell treatments supported by RFK Jr https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jun/12/autism-stem-cell-infusions-rfk-jr?CMP=GTUS_email

It's 966 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we offer our condolences to thyroid cancer, terribly planned legal strategies (in the loosest sense of the phrase), and celebrate the successes of local politics. Other Titles Considered: Most of it Sucks Touchy Feely Policy 4Chan Voting Both Talents Special Show Links: Blue Origin rocket explodes during ground test www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/blue-origin-rocket-explodes-during-ground-test/ar-AA24kdO6 Judge declines to block Trump’s mail-in voting executive order https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/judge-allows-trump-mail-voting-executive-order-rcna347287 Related reading: https://statesunited.org/resources/americans-vote-by-mail-2024/ NAACP, SC lawmaker ask Black athletes to boycott USC, Clemson amid redistricting fight https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/naacp-sc-lawmaker-ask-black-athletes-to-boycott-usc-clemson-amid-redistricting-fight/ar-AA23GCii Top federal prosecutor in Chicago denies investigation into E. Jean Carroll, disputing media reports https://apnews.com/article/justice-department-trump-carroll-columnist-ec802c40674fabeefab4dd8ed51aa4b6

It's 973 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss the SpaceX IPO, racist redistricting, and Bezos' modest salary. Other Titles Considered: truthisms.org Syphil OS Backstrapolate Special Show Links: Tulsi Gabbard resigns as director of national intelligence https://www.axios.com/2026/05/22/tulsi-gabbard-removed-trump-administration A Hacker Group Is Poisoning Open Source Code at an Unprecedented Scale https://www.wired.com/story/teampcp-software-supply-chain-attack-spree-github/ Whoops! Trump Mobile seems to be leaking customer information — and order numbers might be far lower than previously estimated https://www.techradar.com/phones/whoops-trump-mobile-seems-to-be-leaking-customer-information-and-order-numbers-might-be-far-lower-than-previously-estimated G.O.P. Pulls Measure to End Iran War, Lacking Votes to Defeat It https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/us/iran-war-powers-trump-measure.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

It's 980 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we explore the upper mental capacity of mediocre people. Also, the president bankrupted at least 3 casinos. Other Titles Considered: Fruit & Nuts Republicunts Auntie Science 5 Depends Smart Special Show Links: Trump warns Taiwan against declaring independence, hours after summit with China's Xi https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce8p61v7l68o UCF students boo commencement speaker over AI praise https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/orlando-area-news/ucf-students-boo-commencement-speaker-over-ai-praise/ AI-powered hacking has exploded into industrial-scale threat, Google says https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/11/ai-powered-hacking-industrial-scale-threat-three-months-google Fact Check: Has Trump declared bankruptcy four or six times? https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2016/live-updates/general-election/real-time-fact-checking-and-analysis-of-the-first-presidential-debate/fact-check-has-trump-declared-bankruptcy-four-or-six-times/

It's 986 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, IT'S BRUNCHCAST! We barely make it through the whole show, but its still somehow worth your time. Join in! Other Titles Considered: The First They/Them RIP Ch 2 Spongy and Bruised Tofurkey of Gold Special Show Links: Samuel Alito’s Voting Rights Act ruling cited misleading data from DoJ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/08/supreme-court-voting-rights-act-misleading-data-doj?utm_term=69fdd07dd696fcb13cb0a234757dd88d&utm_campaign=GuardianTodayUS ‘The greatest ambassador for life on Earth’: Tributes paid to David Attenborough on his 100th birthday https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/may/08/david-attenborough-100th-birthday Virginia Supreme Court throws out redistricting referendum results https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2026/05/08/virginia-supreme-court-redistricting-vote-decision

It's 993 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we break down the kerfuffle that was the White House Press Correspondence Dinner, the incredibly thorough shell research of the FBI, and the King's amazing gift to a deserving man, Other Titles Considered: Extendo-Barrel The King Came Whitehouse Jack Off The Other Extendo-Barrel Special Show Links: King teases Trump at state dinner: ‘You’d be speaking French if it wasn’t for us' https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/king-teases-trump-state-dinner-030531064.html?guccounter=1 Shedding light on the Supreme Court’s shadow docket https://hls.harvard.edu/today/shedding-light-on-the-supreme-courts-shadow-docket/ Trump Says It’s Not “Constitutional” for Congress to Block Iran War https://newrepublic.com/post/209862/donald-trump-claims-unconstitutional-congress-iran

It's 1,008 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, the Revolutionary gets things off his chest from last week, and the Comrade ruins the audio slightly. Donny takes a nap, and Petey is ruining combat readiness. Other Titles Considered: Rental Preppers Good Cancer Vaccines Comrade Loves Penetratio Special Show Links: Pete Hegseth says the U.S. military will no longer require flu shots https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/pete-hegseth-says-us-military-no-longer-requiring-flu-shots-rcna341256 The FBI Director Is MIA https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/ Explainer: Insider Trading and Prediction Markets https://poole.ncsu.edu/thought-leadership/article/explainer-insider-trading-and-prediction-markets/ The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars https://www.npr.org/2026/04/20/nx-s1-5791726/the-onion-satirical-takeover-infowars-new-plan Millionaire hunter trampled to death by 5 elephants while hunting in Africa https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/millionaire-hunter-trampled-to-death-by-5-elephants-while-hunting-in-africa-3356522/

It's 1,008 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we run a marathon show with a cliffhanger ending! Also, Pete Kegstand quotes Quentin Tarantino instead of the christian bible, and Trump knows less geography than we thought. Other Titles Considered: Weld on a Nut Double Assing Rudely Interrupted Special Show Links: The nearly party-line vote of 213-214 shows that Republicans are sticking with the president's military campaign in Iran. Every Democrat except one voted to order an end to the war. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-resolution-end-trumps-war-iran-fails-one-vote-rcna332178 The Seven Democrats Who Joined Republicans in Opposing Measure to Block Arms Sales to Israel https://time.com/article/2026/04/16/the-seven-senate-democrats-who-caucused-with-republicans-to-continue-arms-sales-to-israel/ Why the Star-Spangled Banner is Played At Sporting Events https://www.history.com/articles/why-the-star-spangled-banner-is-played-at-sporting-events History of Title IX https://www.womenssportsfoundation.org/advocacy/history-of-title-ix/

It's 1,014 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we have reached a ceasefire with Iran! But only for about 45 minutes, as Israel decided that they weren't part of the deal. So, after burning $250 billion on killing Iranians, the terms negotiated are far worse in every way than the deal Obama created in 2015. Great job! Special Show Links: Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/amanda-ungaro-arrived-u-jeffrey-190403529.html Lebanon and Israel officials to meet in US on Tuesday https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93en5q2zl3o April 2025 NOAA Halts Upkeep of Critical Weather Satellites https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amid-trump-cuts-noaa-halts-upkeep-of-critical-weather-satellites/ Employee accused of arson after paper goods warehouse destroyed in massive fire in Ontario, California https://abc7.com/post/employee-arrested-arson-kimberly-clark-distribition-center-destroyed-massive-fire-ontario/18851549/ Other Titles Considered: Intrinsic Mouthfeel It's Just Math Performative Redneckism

It's 1,021 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, the US fired a general for the first time ever during wartime. We also are waiting to see if an unconstitutional executive order has any legal merit (it doesn't). Also, a proper Well Done to NASA for the successful launch of the Artemis 2 mission, where humans will travel further from Earth than ever before. Special Show Links: Track NASA’s Artemis II Mission in Real Time https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/track-nasas-artemis-ii-mission-in-real-time/ Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it https://www.npr.org/2026/04/02/nx-s1-5750814/veterans-mortgages-foreclosure-va-rescue Trump says Pam Bondi, a loyalist who oversaw Justice Department upheaval, is out as attorney general https://abc13.com/post/trump-says-pam-bondi-is-out-as-attorney-general/18829230/ Supreme Court rules against Colorado's ban on conversion therapy aimed at LGBTQ youths https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-rules-colorados-ban-conversion-therapy-aimed-lgbtq-youth-rcna245858 Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Flips With Working-Class White Voters https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-working-class-white-voters-11775578 Other Titles Considered: Parallel Nipples Died in the 90s Lost Lonely Males