It's 966 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we offer our condolences to thyroid cancer, terribly planned legal strategies (in the loosest sense of the phrase), and celebrate the successes of local politics.

Other Titles Considered:

Most of it Sucks
Touchy Feely Policy
4Chan Voting
Both Talents

Special Show Links:

Blue Origin rocket explodes during ground test www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/blue-origin-rocket-explodes-during-ground-test/ar-AA24kdO6
Judge declines to block Trump’s mail-in voting executive order https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/judge-allows-trump-mail-voting-executive-order-rcna347287
Related reading: https://statesunited.org/resources/americans-vote-by-mail-2024/
NAACP, SC lawmaker ask Black athletes to boycott USC, Clemson amid redistricting fight https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/naacp-sc-lawmaker-ask-black-athletes-to-boycott-usc-clemson-amid-redistricting-fight/ar-AA23GCii
Top federal prosecutor in Chicago denies investigation into E. Jean Carroll, disputing media reports https://apnews.com/article/justice-department-trump-carroll-columnist-ec802c40674fabeefab4dd8ed51aa4b6