It's 946 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we monitor Team Algae along with the president, UFC beats down grass, and Donny really likes all the gold in Versailles.

Other Titles Considered:

Choking a Marine
Tussle in the Garden
Canadian gets Deported

Special Show Links:

Our long national sunscreen nightmare is almost over https://link.theverge.com/view/68c47410e4a1c5625b037497risft.84w/91a8a2d5
Trump ramps up Education Department’s dismantling with changes on special education and civil rights https://apnews.com/article/trump-civil-rights-special-education-3483478a51ea8001fcc70e8a77d08d9a
UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/14/white-house-ufc-fighters-crypto
Mississippi child killed after police shoot at vehicle while responding to shoplifting call https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/15/us/mississippi-police-shooting-child