It's 923 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we wish Mitch McConnell a smooth ride into the ever after, and about 20 years too late. Also, a man running for public office has been accused of sexual assault, and because he's on a Democratic ticket, he won't go on to be president.

Other Titles Considered:

Layman’s Quantum Simulator
Squishy Johnson
Margins of Corruption

Special Show Links:

Nolan Wells' family demands answers about US teen's death after boating trip https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx238gzzy74o
Mitch McConnell's D.C. Home Getting New Flooring As He Remains Hospitalized https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/mitch-mcconnells-d-c-home-173859227.html
Graham Platner officially withdraws from the Maine Senate race https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/graham-platner-officially-drops-maine-senate-race-rcna385842
Trump Denies Disaster Aid for Four States That Didn’t Vote for Him https://newrepublic.com/post/212851/trump-denies-disaster-aid-four-democratic-states
Scientists think they found two key bacteria that cause multiple sclerosis https://www.earth.com/news/scientists-think-they-found-two-key-bacteria-that-cause-multiple-sclerosis/