Mitch Brain-Dead Rumors, Sagging Pfizer Skyscraper & Messi's Insane Tears

Opie and Ronnie are only on the air because McPuffin dropped cash to stop the day off — cue military salutes and endless ball-busting. From "I talked to Mitch this morning" lies on CNN, to a NYC skyscraper literally bending like straws under luxury...