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Ron drops a wild, hilarious, and kinda heartbreaking bomb right out the gate: as a neglected feral kid living in an attic, his lips got so chapped they looked like he had four lips. Cue lifelong chapstick dependency and nonstop roasting from Opie. Then marine biologist FishGuyPhotos (Chris) rolls in with a full-on tick apocalypse report, drone shark facts, whale updates, why mermaids are just horny sailors hallucinating manatees, and why your lobster roll might be doomed. Throw in Opie’s chaotic hero moment — fumbling ibuprofen like a Butterfingers commercial while his daughter saves the day with a dusty first-aid kit — and you’ve got one of the funniest, weirdest, most unhinged episodes yet. Trauma, ticks, ticks, and lifesaving drama. You’re gonna wanna hear this one.Thanks for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates us to make more!

Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("God's Crackers"), roasts gefilte fish, and the two spiral into Trump handing out the World Cup trophy, LBJ waving his dick in meetings, Cleopatra staring at ancient pyramids like we do, and Jim Norton’s wild noodle fight. Classic Opie & Ron chaos.Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates me to make more!

Opie & Ron lose it over DC’s radioactive reflection pool turning into an algae nightmare — no-bid felon contracts, National Guard guarding pond scum, and kids getting 10 years for touching a blue chunk. Plus a kid dies in a Central Park horse carriage… and they’re back running tours a WEEK later. World Cup chaos, Clive Davis stories, Babe Ruth punching umps, and Venmo Ronnie begging. Pure unhinged radio.Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA It's really appreciated!

Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for homemade pornos, and the walking skeletons on weight-loss drugs. Plus nude beach weirdos, dead koi fish bowling, Rod Stewart drama, the reflection pool distraction, and why Turkey is now “Turkiye.” Non-stop laughs and real talk.Thanks for supporting the show! PayPal link https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHAWe'll make more!

Opie is back in NYC and already down $2,000 for a single porcelain crown—and that’s just the start of the bleeding. Comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P join the absolute chaos of FU Friday.The guys take aim at the lingering Knicks parade celebrators, flip-flop disasters, Pixar taking 31 years to make Toy Story 5, and why George Stephanopoulos is infuriatingly perfect. Plus, Tony P triggers Opie with a Biden comment, a breakdown of Carl’s tax troubles, Netty and Yahoo shade, and the bizarre reality of why world dictators travel with special suitcases for their own poop. Non-stop laughs, zero filters.SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and THANK YOU!

Opie Is Unraveling, Eric Wants Robot Horses, and Ron Predicts 2027 First Contact.We don't have a filter, and today, we barely have sleep. On this completely unhinged episode, the Opie Radio booth is on fire.This Episode Has Everything:Opie’s Nightmare: Up all night washing puke sheets, followed by a neighborhood-wide cable blackout (and the technician who just didn’t care).Eric Marino’s New York: Breaking down the Central Park horse tragedy and pitching the only sensible solution: Robot Horses.Plus, Knicks madness and Joe Rogan’s weird short-tie phase.Ron the Waiter’s Prophecy: Forget the news—Ron has the real timeline. He drops the definitive 2027 date for E.T. disclosure, analyzes geep hybrids, and explains why Scottish fans just drank Boston dry.Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it helps us make more!

Opie and Ron the Waiter ("Ronnie Babes") deliver raw, rambling comedy gold: cable company meltdowns, OCD therapy sessions, grill assembly disasters, Messi hat tricks, O.J. anniversary flashbacks, France''s re-gift to America and endless awkward small-talk fails. Zero filter, maximum laughs — like eavesdropping on two old friends turning petty life chaos into stand-up. New episodes drop regularly. OH and splinters, lots of splinters!Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA we'll make more!

Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion waiting to happen. Plus: Opie’s on day 32 of no processed sugar and losing his mind, Jelly Roll dumping his ride-or-die wife after slimming down, George Lopez divorcing the woman who gave him a kidney, UK banning social media for kids under 16, old-school collect call scams, and Venmo Ronnie officially live (help the basement king eat). Classic Opie & Ron chaos with tech meltdowns, roasts, and zero filter. Perfect morning listen. Subscribe and crank it — you’ll laugh the whole way through.

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie’s sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roasted, street celebrations turn Astoria into Times Square, emotional dad stories hit hard, and a UFC fighter yells “Michelle Obama is a man!” on the White House lawn. Non-stop laughs, Knicks parade talk & Trump birthday UFC vibes. Classic Opie Radio chaos you can’t miss!You're a saint on earth for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHAWe will conitinue making more. THANK YOU!

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