Instead of Spring Ball, Pro Days or March Madness... we're talking about Pickleball brawls, the saga of Afroman, and quadruple amputee cornhole players with homicide allegations... Welcome to OBB Benched!

We start with the saga of Afroman, who sued an entire police department and then roasted them on the Internet. Everyone chimes in on how much we love the story, and how funny it was that Afroman was most pissed about the cops stealing his mom's lemon pound cake!

From there we get into the wild story about the pickleball brawl at a Florida seniors community, involving a golf cart chase and an alligator, which leads us into stories about the dumbest fights we've ever gotten into. And hands-down the craziest story of the week about the quadruple amputee who allegedly shot an acquaintance then drove away, which ends in absolute hysterics.

As always Roman closes out the show with Five Questions - which include our favorite Chuck Norris jokes, how we feel about the new Ruth's Chris dress policy, the job we would never do for $10 million a year, one thing we wish we found in our attics, and who we would trust to arrange a marriage for us.

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00:00 OBB Benched Intro

00:46 Afroman raid backstory

01:51 Lemon pound cake diss

05:51 Battle Hymn parody

10:39 Florida pickleball brawl

13:32 Stupidest fight stories

17:15 Amputee cornhole murder case

21:26 Question 1 - Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes

22:35 Question 2 - Ruth's Chris Dress Code

23:38 Your Own Dress Rules

25:35 Question 3 - Jobs Not Worth 10M

29:57 Question 4 - Attic Treasure Finds

31:43 Question 5 - Arranged Marriage Picks

35:17 Naming The Episode and Wrap Up

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