Instead of Spring practice hype, high profile recruits or college football rules ... we're talking about reporters canoodling with coaches, teleporting FEMA officials and the Weiner Wallet... welcome to OBB Benched!

Episode 450 is a special one — and it has absolutely nothing to do with college football. This week the guys dive headfirst into the Diana Russini / Mike Vrabel situation: Page Six photos, poolside hand-holding, a hot tub, and a trip down internet memory lane that surfaced some truly wild old clips. From calling herself a MILF on a DC morning radio show, to casually announcing on national TV that she did things in Miami she never told her husband about, to publicly calling her husband "average" — the internet has been busy.

Then things get weird. The Artemis moon launch leads to a CNN kid dropping an all-time live TV moment, followed by the greatest moon landing conspiracy rant ever recorded — delivered by what can only be described as someone's very loud Italian father from New Jersey. You'll hear him. You'll understand.

From there: Congressman Matt Gaetz's UFO briefing about alien-human hybrid breeding programs. A FEMA official who claims he was teleported 40 miles and ended up in a ditch outside a Baptist church on his way to Waffle House. Landline phones at Augusta National. And whether anyone actually knows their family's phone numbers anymore.

To close it out, the Madison Mallards unveil the Wiener Wallet — a single hot dog holster with a condiment pouch — and a Milwaukee news team absolutely cannot hold it together covering it. Then it's Five Questions: wild animal pets (tiger vs. honey badger vs. gorilla), the male version of receiving flowers, 80s trends worth bringing back, a film you'd want to see again for the first time, and the most oddly specific things your pets do.

Greg is a blackout drunk. You're welcome.

Benched is the off-season companion show to Orange Bowl Boys — same guys, zero college football, maximum chaos.

OBB Benched, Episode 450 is presented by Paul Bange Roofing, Rapid Auto Lease, and BeatinTheBookie.com.

00:00 Intro

00:30 Diana Russini Saga

03:30 2015 Redskins GM Affair Accusation Resurfaced

04:30 Old Russini Clip: "Introduce Me as a MILF"

05:30 "Things I Did in Miami I Never Told My Husband"

06:30 "I'm Married to Someone Average" — The Get Up Clip

08:00 The Saxophone / "Lick the Reed" Clip

11:30 Artemis Moon Launch — CNN Kid's All-Time Live TV Moment

13:00 The Loud Italian Father's Moon Landing Rant

15:30 Matt Gaetz on Alien-Human Hybrid Breeding Programs

17:30 The Teleporting FEMA Official (Greg)

18:30 Augusta National Landlines — Do You Know Anyone's Number?

22:00 Who Owns Your Childhood Home Number Now?

23:30 Madison Mallards Wiener Wallet Unveiled

26:00 The Bat Flip Burger

27:30 Five Questions — Q1: Wild Animal Pet

29:30 Q2: Male Version of Receiving Flowers

32:00 Q3: 80s Trend to Bring Back

33:30 Q4: Film to Watch Again for the First Time

36:00 Q5: Oddest Pet Ritual

41:30 Show Title Vote — "Greg Is a Blackout Drunk"

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