This week Page 7 is joined by LPN's Very Special Boy Jake Reacher (née Young) to goss' 'bout the terrors of middle school and MJ's here to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT on his relationship with Right Said Fred, John Cena had to give TikTokist Harry Daniels a crash course in manners, speaking of which this leads into a discussion on the societal implications of the Jack Reacher videos. In lighter news, Shaq himself said Big Diesel DIDN'T send those noxious DMs to Sabrina Carpenter but Shaq Truther Jake has got some conspiracy theories since the only ones backin' him up are makin' moooooney, Jackie's just tryin' to make everyone care about the KitKat heist! Then we got a list of some good ole' Scandalous Celebrity FACTS! Blindz that demand some memory retention from last week. Next we got an international Jackie's Snackies, thanks to a very thoughtful Jackin' chatter, starting @ 1:04:01.696 (with bonus Jake Teacher info dump) followed by an MJ's Minute Munchies copy pasta from last week (a...