This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly has his aim set on nu metal as he drops a song with Fred Durst, and "Michael" makes some creative choices that leave out quite a large portion of his life. The Onion and Tim Heidecker are takin' Info Wars from Alex Jones and he's crashing out hard, Keegan-Michael Key's wife may have caused a massive implosion in his career, and they're actually gonna release the "Coyote vs ACME" movie! Then it's time for a list of celebrities who canceled their weddings at the veeery last minute, the blindz, and then a Jackie's Snackies starting at 1:11:14.057 that's a BETRAYAL ON ALL LEVELS, and then a savory golden MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:09.733 until 1:27:30.244, PLUS SO MUCH MOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast