This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled THE BEANS! Jim Carrey's recent awards show appearance that left the internet wondering if it was even him, Kelly Osbourne is on defense after people appeared highly concerned online after seeing her recent weight loss. Tom Holland's dad runs a Patreon, which is where the news they got engaged was actually leaked from, Dr. Pepper is strategically releasing new products, such as tic-tac's, but Mr. Pibb is attempting a comeback! SJM is gonna be on the next "Call her Daddy", shocking news about citrus, Jackie is gettin' pumped for "Live Más LIVE", and next we got A LIST of actors who said "NO" TO NUDITY, and wore prosthetic body parts vs 15 who went FULL COMMANDOOOO! Then it's time for BLINDZ, and finally we're onto an INTERNATIONALE Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:12:02.683, with a sandwich adjacent MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:47.111, an...