Podcast
PANIC STATION
Hosted by A U.K. Talk Production · EN
Panic Station is a news debate show that’s like the insane fever dream of your bigoted uncle. The show is hosted by disgraced former actor, Dorian Watermill, who doesn’t really believe any of this stuff; but he likes the attention, wants revenge on the liberals who turned on him and desperately needs the pay cheque.
Panic Station is a very timely spoof of the overwhelming onslaught of unhinged, fear-mongering rhetoric spread by the likes of GB News, Piers Morgan, Joe Rogan, Nigel Farage and Laurence Fox.
10episodes
Episodes
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Episode 12 - The Agonising Heat-Death of the Entire Universe
Oct 31, 202400:13:37Tap to summarizeDorian brings together two people from different backgrounds for a healthy exchange of views and, ideally, to tear each other to shreds for clicks...Cast:Will HislopCeleste DringEd JonesVerona RoseAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 11 - Six Tonnes of Genetically Modified African Field Poppy
Oct 24, 202400:16:30Tap to summarizeEvery Day is Remembrance Day for the patriots at Panic Station. Dorian and the team are so eager to not forget the huge sacrifices made by our brave veterans that they kidnap one of them.Cast:Will HislopCeleste DringEd JonesAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 10 - Jumping to Conclusions
Oct 17, 202400:14:57Tap to summarizeDorian accidentally inspires a terrible crime whilst standing up for real British people. Cast:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 9 - Panic Station Under Attack!
Oct 10, 202400:17:25Tap to summarizePanic Station is in trouble with Ofcom for allowing a Reform MP to interview himself.Cast:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 8 - Small Boat Jolly
Oct 3, 202400:18:01Tap to summarizeHistory Professor Daniel Sterking goes undercover on a migrant boat, possibly doing brown face, to prove how Britain lays on a red carpet for illegal immigrantsCast:Will HislopEd JonesRose JohnsonAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 7 - Standing Up For The Chicks
Sep 26, 202400:16:09Tap to summarizeDorian proves how easy it is for a man to infiltrate and ruin women's sport: all they have to do is claim to be a woman, and quickly neck enough hormone drugs to burst their stomach wall.CASTWill HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 6 - A Huge Victory for Death Threats
Sep 5, 202400:17:05Tap to summarizeDorian is unable to show Britain how disgusting it is when a drag artist reads to small children after the event in question is cancelled due to death threats; so the Panic Station team arrange their own drag reading event to show just why these disgusting events should never happen. StarringWill HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 5 - Mega Gutted
Aug 29, 202400:16:43Tap to summarizeDorian is furious after being edited out of his new movie Megashark 5 - it's a free speech issue, probably. AND it undermines the logic of the whole genetically modified gigantic shark franchise. Starring:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 4 - Multiculturalism has failed, get rid
Aug 22, 202400:18:14Tap to summarizeDorian announces that multiculturalism simply hasn't worked; it's a shame, it was an interesting experiment but it’s time to hold our hands up and say, you should all just go back now. Starring:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Episode 3 - No Even Go There
Aug 15, 202400:16:14Tap to summarizeAn intrepid Panic Station correspondent enters a terrifying no go zone: Birmingham. Starting:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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