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Dave Smith (0:00)
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Rob Bernstein (0:38)
I mean, the world's in chaos, but we're going to be doing comedy in Pittsburgh this weekend. So I'm looking forward to that.
Dave Smith (0:43)
Also tomorrow night, tomorrow night and Saturday night out in Pittsburgh. Come see us. There's still, I think, like two of the four shows have sold out. The next. They're gonna all sell out, so come grab tickets right now. Comicdabesmith.com Come on out, Pittsburgh.
Rob Bernstein (0:57)
Also check out. I did a 1950s newsreel parody of the Iran Ward intro my show. So check it out.
Dave Smith (1:04)
I loved it. Loved it. I'm gonna share it after this. I loved it. Well, it is a fun moment that we're at. Oh, by the way, before we get into the show, one more reminder. My amazing, beautiful, lovely wife, her children's book Healthy Hibernation is available now in paperback as well. It's a bestseller and we've really been blown away by how many people have loved it. And so thank you to everybody who's purchased it already. It's a really sweet thing. It's not the dark world that we live in. It's just a nice mom making a book for little kids about eating healthy. It's really sweet, really beautiful, really beautifully illustrated and very beautifully written. Anyway, healthy Hibernation by Lauren Smith is available on Amazon. All right, Rob, so look, as you were kind of getting into in your intro, things are a little bit confusing right now. Okay? Now we're okay. So we are now a week into a war with Iran. Well, it. Okay, it's not a war, but they. Well, it's been a war for 47 years, but it's not a war. Well, it's a war. From them on their side, it's a war. Our side, it's not a war because it would be totally illegal if it was a war. It's not a war. We're just bombing the crap out of the country and we killed their leader. I could understand where a Lot of you might confuse that with a war, but it's not. It's not a war. Okay, well, it is a war, according to Pete Hegseth. According to the. The Secretary of War, it's a war, but not according to the speaker of the House. So it's. It is a war, but it's also not a war. The. I think the important thing to remember here, Rob, is that this is nothing like Iraq. There's nothing like Iraq. Now, we are going to arm the Kurds, but don't let. Hold on. Don't let that fuck with you too much. Which Kurds? Well, the Iraqi Kurds. Yes, the same Kurds we are in the Iraq. Okay, fine. So it's got that one similarity to the war in Iraq. Aside from that, but it's not even a war, so how similar could it be to the war in Iraq? And it's going to take weeks and not months. Yes, that is the same thing Dick Cheney said about the war in Iraq, if you want to be technical about it. But that. Whatever. Also, there was a Politico piece this morning saying that the plan is to go until September. Okay, fine, so it might take months. Okay, but it'll be months, not years, as soon as the Kurds get in there. As we know, Rob, we've learned this in multiple different theaters. Whether it's Iraq, whether it's Syria, when you arm the Kurds, that's when the dying stops. That's when things calm down. Okay, fine. Listen. In both of those particular examples, it led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and didn't slow down the bleeding. But it's going to be different in Iran. I mean, after all, Rob, these are Persians anyway, so that's about where we're at. Is everybody clear? Did that clear anything up for you, Rob?
