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A (0:00)
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B (0:48)
What's up? What's up everybody? Merry Christmas. Welcome to a brand new episode of Part of the problem. I'm Dave Smith. He is Robbie the Fire Bernstein and dare I say, I think the two of us together might have more Christmas spirit than any other two Jews in America. So there you go. This is, this is where you turn in on Christmas Eve. Hope everybody's doing well. Rob, you got any big Jewish plans for Christmas Eve?
C (1:13)
Being left alone? It's a good time. I like a nice quiet day. Got to finish up my editing On Porching Episode 2. All the fans out there, if you haven't checked out yet, which is all of you, there are 160 people that watched the last episode and only about 400 made them more way over. So there's still a big opportunity for conversions here. Dave Smith. And in the spirit, and in the spirit of Christmas, when you're bored and sick of your family and you're sitting around, you ate all the cookies, you're still waiting on Santa to show up with their gifts, you go to Robbie the fire. I mean, you type that word into YouTube and watch porching episode one.
B (1:47)
There you go. You got, if you, you got some time, that's what you do. Go watch or go watch.
C (1:52)
How long do you gotta watch a log burn for? You know it's gonna get boring at some point.
B (1:55)
That is, that is a good point. In fact, I am planning on building a fire right after the show. Right after the show. I'm going to build a fire and I'm going to have a whiskey.
C (2:03)
That's a nice time. Any Christmas cookies planned?
B (2:06)
Oh, there's a bunch. There's a bunch up there already. I got my mother in law came over with like three tins of Christmas cookies. They're making a, what's it called, a prime rib upstairs right now, which I'm looking forward to. But there is something about the. I was telling this to Natalie before we started. There is something about the, the 1 1pm cocktail on Christmas Eve that just like, you know, a lot of life, a lot of being an adult is just finding a way to be a degenerate without it seeming too icky, you know, does that make sense? Like you just do it in a way where it's like, no, no, no, that's totally respectable. It's Christmas Eve, your family's over, you're having a drink at one. That's not. Like, if I just did that on a regular day, you'd be like, that's crazy. I feel too bad about myself. I can't do it. Like when I. So I grew up in Brooklyn, right? So when I was a kid, I know a lot of people grew up in suburbs, it was a little different than this. But the thing we used to do was, was hang out on stoops. It was like the park or it's on stoops is where we just random someone stoop and you'd get a 40 at the store and you'd sit at, you know, you're 16 years old or whatever and you sit down there and you and your boys drink a 40 on the stoop and. Bullshit. And now look, Rob, if you saw me just drinking a 40 on a stoop like today, you'd be like, dude, that's insane, Dave. Like you're 40, somewhat successful and people know who you are. You can't just be drinking a goddamn 40th, right? But if I was in a button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, drinking a whiskey in my living room, you're like, all right, well that's. But it's the same thing, you know what I'm saying? Like it's the same, but you just have to find a way to do it where you look like a respectable member of society. So anyway, I enjoy the excuse that. Chris, that's my Christmas spirit. I enjoy the excuse to go to my father in law and go, he should probably pour a couple of cocktails.
