(Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!)

Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you've earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness.

It's informative, it's judgmental, and it's funny as hell. But more than anything it's us, just the way you like us.

There are no coven meeting or promos for other podcasts this time. All that will be back in November. (OMG, there are only four more episodes left this year! Can you believe it?!)

00:00:00 Intro

00:01:00 Triskadekamania, Jason Voorhees fanfiction

00:07:30 Danse Macabre, Alewives and Witches

00:17:45 Danse Macabre, BITK: Pumpkin Recipes

00:31:15 Dance Macabre, Bats

00:45:39 The War on Halloween, Kirk Cameron Hates Halloween

00:59:50 The War on Halloween, GodMoms and Judgment Houses

01:06:20 The War on Halloween, Slutty Costumes

01:11:29 The War on Halloween, The Lie of the Convenience Crotch

01:17:59 a special Pitney Easter Egg from The War on Halloween

If you find you need more Halloween in your ear holes, or just want to check out the episodes we featured in full, you can find them all here: Category: Halloween

And if you want some horror-themed content aimed at your eyes, why not check out our Wheel of Horror livestream from 2021?

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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