Welcome to “Not Couple Goals” where co-hosts Allie Nelson and Tyler McCarthy do a deep dive into a different ridiculous romantic thriller from the vantage point of their long-term relationship.

Allie, a TV writer/producer and actress, has an affinity for romantic thrillers, the more salacious the better. Tyler, an entertainment reporter and critic, often finds himself drawn in despite his better judgment. Join them as they explore all the ways it’s possible to love too hard… like WAY too hard.

In this episode, Allie and Tyler learn about the dangers (or benefits?) of trespassing with the 2022 movie “Private Property,” starring Ashley Benson, Shiloh Fernandez, Logan Miller, Frank Whaley and Jay Pharoah, written and directed by Chadd Harbold, based on the 1960 film of the same name. Listen as they discuss the confusing absence of sexual chemistry, the muddled motivations behind the film’s nefarious plot and whether the word “brunch” is self explanatory. Is it possible to fall in marriage-ruining love in an afternoon? Tune in to find out!

Special thanks to Mallory Johns for the introduction music.

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Not Couple Goals: Private Property (2022)