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Dre
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Lex P
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Dre
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Lex P
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Key Glock
Yeah. Who haven't?
Dre
That's a good question.
Lex P
I wanted to say me, but get up here lying. You got kids? Uno, one. Okay. So you've been in the bed before. That's all I had to know.
Key Glock
You ain't been in it.
Lex P
Mom, some people haven't. People be virgin.
Key Glock
Ain't nobody a virgin watching. Poor mine.
Lex P
Excuse me. The stereotype that thick. Women ride better or is it just talk? Who ride that glocky on a better?
Key Glock
See, it'll never be one over the other. It depends on the person.
Lex P
What's the oldest woman you've dated? 67.
Key Glock
Hell, I ain't nasty.
Dre
What does she look real? Real good, though?
Key Glock
Shout out to her.
Dre
What if you meet her somewhere and then y' all talking and she look good? And then she like, oh, I'm 55. I get to eat free at Lubies.
Lex P
Why would you say that?
Key Glock
Like, how often she going, damn.
Lex P
Like, what do you do when you're in the bed with a woman and you like the PH off first? Little woof.
Key Glock
Hey. Shower something.
Lex P
Like, you gonna tell him to take a shower?
Key Glock
I swear to God, I would. Why not? What's y' all maximum a day? Like?
Lex P
A day?
Key Glock
Yes, a day.
Lex P
Oh, it's weekly over here. Nephew, he give me weekly. If it's every day once, y' all.
Key Glock
Ain'T no real freaks.
Lex P
You right.
Key Glock
Y' all up here playing. Y' all up here playing on the show.
Lex P
What's up, y'? All? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's.
Dre
Your girl Dre and Nicole.
Lex P
And you are tuned in to another episode of Poor Mind, where a drunk.
Dre
Mind speaks sober thoughts. We got a guest today. We got a guest today. Yes. We have a very special guest in the building today, y'.
Lex P
All.
Dre
He is straight out of Memphis. He one of the hottest rappers out. Y' all have been in the comments asking for him to come on the show for so long. So I'm so glad that we have you here on the couch today. Today. Super talented hit maker and I would say a heart throb, cuz the girls love you down. Do you consider yourself a sex symbol?
Key Glock
They do.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
Yeah, they do.
Dre
So. Yes. Give it up for KE Live.
Lex P
Hey, thank you for joining us.
Key Glock
Appreciate y' all helping me.
Lex P
How are you doing today?
Key Glock
I'm tired.
Lex P
You're tired? Yeah.
Key Glock
Y' all going to wake me up, though.
Lex P
You know, you feel the vibe.
Key Glock
Come on with it now.
Lex P
You've been doing a Lot of promo and going around. Are you a person? Like, are you a homebody, or do you like to travel a lot?
Key Glock
I like to travel, but I don't like to be seen. Okay, that makes sense.
Lex P
You low key.
Dre
Yeah, that makes sense.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
I sure can't tell. Cause we, you know, it come with the lifestyle. Okay. Now, don't mind it. Yeah, yeah. So can you say, you know what's going on with Janae? Was that for the video? Cause we know the video coming.
Key Glock
This is what she said it was. I don't know that I told y' all we was working. I just took what y' all wanted to take.
Dre
We ran with it.
Lex P
We ran with it.
Key Glock
I ran to the finish line.
Lex P
Okay, look, I'm a pronoun. I'm a track star.
Dre
Exactly.
Lex P
I like a little tea.
Dre
So, obviously, the video is for your new album that's coming out. Glockavelli is coming out soon. What was the inspiration behind the name?
Key Glock
It come from Pac's Machiavelli, but I just wanted to put my own spin on it without making it sound like his.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
And you don't ever have no features. Yeah. You like to do solo. It's giving. This is Beyonce only, so talk about that. Like, is that something that you just naturally did, or is that something like your fans requested, or is that more of, like, a thing that you like?
Key Glock
Like, early in my career, I was like, I used to be open to doing stuff like features and whatever, but as I got to learn the business and being around different people, I realized, like, this really ain't for me. So I'm just stay to myself and with my people, so. Yeah.
Lex P
Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I like that, though, because I feel like sometimes if I'm listening to an album and you got too many features, like, I came here to listen to kidlot.
Dre
Yeah. Yeah. Cause some people definitely. It be, like, overkill with the features.
Key Glock
But some people need it, though. That's. That's how they stay relevant.
Dre
He said, I don't need all that.
Lex P
I know. That's.
Dre
So you wrote your first song at 12. When did you realize that you had an affinity for music or you wanted to be a musician?
Key Glock
It was. It was my senior year of high school.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
I just. I just said all the sports. I was just in the streets. I was just. Just living fast, and everything just came. Just hit me all at one time.
Lex P
You played sports?
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
What was play?
Key Glock
I play football and basketball. Yeah.
Dre
Oh, you play both.
Lex P
Okay, well, I know you're a Kansas City fan facts. So how you feeling about the upcoming season?
Key Glock
What you mean? How you feel about it?
Lex P
You know what? I'm not gonna lie.
Key Glock
Let me tell you how your team is.
Lex P
I am not gonna lie. I just watched that Cowboys documentary, right. I think I'm gonna be delusional and go for the Cowboys.
Key Glock
Yeah, you delusional.
Lex P
I'm gonna be delusional as hell. I'm gonna root for them, I think.
Key Glock
Do your thing.
Lex P
Then they can get it together.
Dre
I feel like the Cowboys reigning as a tr. The Cowboys reign been over for a minute.
Lex P
It has been over. But I feel like, you know, I just. I get it. I get the delusion of the fans, like, growing up.
Key Glock
They need a new owner.
Lex P
Huh?
Key Glock
They need a new owner.
Lex P
I mean, I think that he needs to step down as the gm. I think he's a good owner. He does a good job as far.
Key Glock
As he, the owner, the gm, the coach, he all that. Really, though, he like to have his.
Lex P
Hands in all the pots.
Dre
But I think it's us really acting like we know what we talking about. We just be at the games, like, go, sports, go.
Lex P
I love sports. I'm having a really, really good time. I love to be here. I was just asking. Cause like I said, I watched the documentary and it was, like, really good. But I grew up, like, in a sports household. I was like, let me see what you thinking about this season. So do you ever wish that you would have took another route in your career? Are you like, you know what I'm doing exactly what I want to do.
Key Glock
I ain't gonna lie. I tell athletes all the time, like, they. Athletes want to be rappers. Not all rappers, but rappers want to be athletes.
Dre
Yeah.
Key Glock
Like, I trade with them right now.
Lex P
That's crazy.
Key Glock
Certain baseball players make so much money, you. You don't even know their name. Know what they look like. I'd rather live like that.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
You know what I'm saying?
Dre
So, like, so it's guaranteed.
Lex P
Yeah, sure. So it's because you're a private person, though, because you don't like the fame that comes with being a rapper.
Key Glock
Right, Right, Right.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
Cause I be in your business.
Dre
When your birthday?
Key Glock
August 3rd.
Dre
August 3rd. Are you a Leo? Like, lick she a Leo? That's crazy. Don't be low.
Lex P
You are not a Leo. You're not giving Leo vibes.
Key Glock
I come not.
Dre
I feel. I thought she was gonna say, like, an earth sign. Like, when you said August, I thought she was gonna say a Virgo.
Key Glock
Nah.
Lex P
But you know what?
Dre
You probably Turn up in process.
Lex P
That's what I was about to say as soon as them camera's gone.
Dre
Yeah, he turned up.
Lex P
He taking that white feet up. Yup. We get rolled.
Dre
Yeah, he ain't as shy as he coming off.
Lex P
Okay, but what are the good sides about, like, people knowing you and getting recognized? Like, I know there's, like, a good side that you love about fame.
Key Glock
I ain't gonna lie. I really don't like nothing. Nothing. No.
Dre
Yeah.
Key Glock
No.
Lex P
You don't get, like, PR packages of weed and shit. I know they be trying to send you some weed. Weed.
Key Glock
They be crying. But I don't. I don't get into it.
Lex P
Oh, yeah.
Key Glock
I don't get into it.
Lex P
Well, okay, so we have y' all know this episode is sponsored by Taylor Port Shout out to our Taylor Port fam. And we are gonna talk about a poor decision that we have made this week. Now, a poor decision is just something that maybe affects you for a long time or just something temporarily.
Dre
Okay.
Lex P
I'll go ahead and I'll start.
Dre
Okay, what's your poor decision?
Lex P
My poor decision this week. I am so mad. Okay, so I just moved into my new home. And every week my poor decision has been something about this goddamn house, y'. All. So I should have gotten my house, like, sprayed down for bugs before I moved in. Cause I'm like, right. Like I'm in the middle of nowhere. It's kind of like by the woods, baby. These spiders. Oh, spiders.
Dre
Oh, my God.
Lex P
Baby, you thought. You would have thought it was a goddamn Marvel movie. Spider man everywhere, bitch. I should have sprayed that house down. What's that called? The Orkin People. Yeah, they coming next.
Dre
The Orkin Man.
Lex P
The Orkin Man. I might give him a little pussy for a discount. What? That is expensive, bitch. I do it my bad. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you gotta get a little discount.
Dre
No, you gotta be careful with that, though.
Lex P
What?
Dre
With them spiders.
Lex P
That's what I'm saying. I should have did that before I moved in the house. And my house ain't small, so. That's why I said I need a little discount.
Dre
Yeah, friend, be careful. Go ahead, call up.
Key Glock
Work your way. Old boy ain't in the house.
Lex P
Who.
Key Glock
You all know, too.
Lex P
I'm trying to get the T. What old boy?
Key Glock
Old boy ain't in the house.
Lex P
It ain't no old boy.
Key Glock
Old boy supposed to take care of all this.
Lex P
That's what I'm saying. But, you know, I'm a single woman getting it done. That's why?
Key Glock
Just stay on him. Just get on his ass. He'll get right.
Lex P
No, he ain't.
Key Glock
You thinking about him right now?
Dre
I'm terrified of spiders, too. I would have some and.
Lex P
But they're the little ones.
Dre
Okay. At least it's not like a brown recluse or nothing like that.
Lex P
No, it's not like big ones, but it's still like. I don't like that. I don't like that.
Dre
I seen this video. I'm sorry, y'. All. Sidebar. I seen this video on Twitter the other day, and it triggered me because this lady got bit by a brown recluse spider. And it had her shedding like a snake.
Lex P
Like her skin.
Dre
Like all of her skin shed off of her body. It was like she got a chemical peel.
Lex P
I'm not mad at that.
Dre
You like one That's a little different.
Lex P
New skin, chemical pills. Expensive. Where that spider at?
Dre
But she almost died, too, so I almost died.
Lex P
A lot of times I'm a little risque.
Dre
So what's your poor decision, Keith?
Lex P
Like.
Key Glock
From this week?
Lex P
Right.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
Or anything.
Key Glock
Yesterday, Wednesday.
Lex P
She's here.
Key Glock
Just started. We just started 20. I ain't made no poor decision this week.
Dre
What about last week?
Key Glock
Last week you did something.
Lex P
Maybe you told somebody.
Key Glock
I said I wasn't gonna gamble.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
I said I want to go gamble. I gamble. First time last week. First time this year. Last week.
Dre
Did you win?
Lex P
Damn. How much you lost?
Key Glock
It don't even matter.
Dre
Okay.
Lex P
I know it was a lot then.
Key Glock
A lot. But yeah, it was enough.
Lex P
I'm not a gambler.
Key Glock
I'm.
Dre
I'm so scary.
Key Glock
I ain't got it. Don't do it.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
And I don't got it. If I lose $2, I'll be like, oh, my God. You know, I could have deal with that.
Dre
That's what I was gonna say too. Yeah. I'm just. I'm not risky enough.
Key Glock
No.
Dre
Yeah. So my poor decision this week was. I mean, it's small, but I had took my hair down, you know, I had to put my braids down. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna just wear my real hair for a few days. And I had flat ironed it and it was raining all weekend, so it was so humid outside. As soon as I went outside, my hair, like poofed up.
Lex P
You had that burning mat.
Dre
I was looking crazy. I said, yeah, let me go put these clip ins in.
Lex P
So it looked good, though.
Dre
Thank you. With the clip ins.
Lex P
Yeah. I mean, but I saw your real hair. Your real hair has Grown a lot. It looked really, really pretty.
Dre
Thank you, girl. Bia. I had to put them clip ins in, so that was just stupid because it was a waste of time.
Lex P
Now I know you got braids under there. You got some hang time.
Dre
Yeah, you can see em.
Key Glock
What's hang time?
Lex P
Like you got some long braids and they. Them little bitty Allen Iverson's the starter braids.
Key Glock
I think my shit average. I don't know.
Lex P
Yeah, that's a little one too. That's a little one.
Key Glock
Long enough. Yeah.
Lex P
And so you get like the edge up or you just like get it all braided?
Key Glock
I get everything done.
Lex P
Okay.
Key Glock
Yeah, I get everything done.
Lex P
Well, I just be wondering. Cause I know it's like sometimes when guys get their hair braided, they'll do like the little edge up and then sometimes they just braid it all back and sometimes they be laying their edges like mine.
Dre
It look like he have an edge up though.
Key Glock
Okay, you wanna see it or something?
Lex P
Yeah. Let me see what's under there. That's what I was getting to. I didn't wanna ask. Let me see what you worried about?
Key Glock
I just be keeping a durag.
Lex P
Yeah. Let me see what's going on up under there.
Key Glock
Hold on, Let me see something first.
Lex P
He said let me check. He said let me check first. Let's see. Ooh. Ooh. That shit icy. And he don't have a breast.
Dre
He got dreads.
Lex P
No, it look nice. Locked dreads. Oh, yeah, it looks good.
Key Glock
Rebrush it.
Lex P
I know that's right.
Key Glock
Yeah, Stan.
Dre
Cause yeah, I feel like it's weird when people have the braids that start with no edge up for men. Like you need to have the edge.
Lex P
Oh, so you need the edge up. Yeah.
Dre
I feel like that's how I look.
Lex P
Yeah, that look nice. I do that look real nice.
Key Glock
I curved my mind.
Lex P
I know that's right. And it ain't receding.
Dre
It ain't Damn.
Key Glock
I'm only 26, 28.
Lex P
Well, hey, I don't mean she.
Key Glock
I had a nigga right though.
Lex P
He was in third grade. He looked like a plumber. That little nigga was stressed.
Dre
That should be hereditary. That's why I feel like hats the same as makeup.
Lex P
Ooh, hats are the same as.
Dre
That's why I'm glad it's make it all. Now we know you look good without it.
Lex P
Yeah, Auntie had to say.
Key Glock
I already knew that. I just want to see my hair.
Lex P
I needed to see it in person. I had to see if it was fake or real.
Key Glock
I know fake by me.
Lex P
Yeah, I had. Cuz sometimes y' all be adding a little filter tip. You thought he had that mystical. Damn.
Key Glock
What's the mystical?
Lex P
You know, the rapper.
Key Glock
What'd he do?
Lex P
He used to add hair.
Dre
He used to add kankalon hair. Braiding hair back then.
Lex P
Yeah, we used to see that knot. That's what.
Key Glock
I ain't never heard that. I ain't never know that.
Dre
You could Google it. He had the OG bob braids.
Lex P
The ball. The bob I got.
Key Glock
Ms. Tripping.
Dre
They gonna pull it up. But yes. Okay, so let's. Oh. Yep, that's it.
Key Glock
They were fake.
Lex P
Yes, because they was burnt at the end, too.
Dre
That's how you.
Lex P
That's how you.
Key Glock
Nothing. He said. Now I really think he came through.
Lex P
With his dick in his hand. I believe that.
Dre
I think that made me have to put my foot in your ass.
Lex P
The.
Key Glock
I ain't listening to Brian.
Lex P
All right, we cutting up today.
Dre
Okay, so we gonna get into topic number one. So for the first topic, we're gonna play a little game with you called who said that? All right, we gonna read a lyric out loud, and you have to answer. Who said that? If it's you, you can say the song name. If it's not you, you have to guess the artist.
Key Glock
I don't listen too many people, though.
Lex P
Okay.
Key Glock
All right. Come on, come on. Get trapped.
Dre
It's gonna be. It's not too hard. I feel like you gonna get them. Okay, so the first one. Glizzock. I'm your majesty. I take you out like Applebee. All these bitches after me. If they could, they would tackle me. Yeah.
Key Glock
What's his name? Key Glock.
Dre
Exactly. Okay.
Key Glock
Key Glock said that.
Dre
One point.
Lex P
One point. Now, this one you have to get. But you a little young, so if you don't get it, I'm not gonna judge you. Okay. We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. Now we sip champagne. Cause we. Thursday birthday was the worst day.
Key Glock
I just fucking heard this song.
Lex P
You know this a little bit before your time.
Key Glock
I know, I know.
Lex P
Now we ship. I said ship.
Key Glock
Say one more time.
Lex P
When you.
Key Glock
What side. What side of the world they from? What side of the country?
Dre
East Coast. Yeah, East Coast.
Lex P
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat.
Key Glock
Wonder why Christmas dissed us.
Dre
Well, you.
Key Glock
It's big, right?
Lex P
Yeah, Biggie.
Key Glock
It's big.
Lex P
That cow's juicy. Juicy.
Key Glock
I just heard it. Cause I was in New York.
Dre
They love him in New York.
Lex P
Ooh, that's a good one. Okay, go ahead, Dre.
Dre
Okay. Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that latex. That. I think I'm latex.
Key Glock
I heard this, too.
Lex P
I feel like if you can at.
Dre
Least say the artist, he's one of the biggest rappers ever, a legend.
Key Glock
Say it one more time.
Dre
Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex because you don't want that late text that. I think I'm late text.
Key Glock
Tony.
Dre
Yep. My favorite lollipop remix.
Lex P
That was a bar. Cause I'm always saying that Latex girl. Rip, rip. All right, you know what? I'm not gonna drink the rest of this episode.
Dre
You know, I think you should put that.
Lex P
Okay, let's go. Let's go get some money. Fuck that plan. Fuck that plan. I told her, take this plan B and stop playing. Stop playing. I'm tired of buying jewelry. Finna buy some land. Buy some land.
Key Glock
It was a good job.
Lex P
Now, let me ask you a question. You had to tell somebody to take that plan B and stop playing. Was that real life?
Key Glock
It's an entertainment.
Lex P
Okay, all right, now, you know I had to ask.
Key Glock
I ain't got a full name.
Lex P
All right, now. Okay, now. Did you buy some land?
Key Glock
I have.
Lex P
Okay, that's good. That's good.
Dre
Generational wealth.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying? That's all we need. All right.
Dre
Okay. She needed cheddar, and I understood that. Looking for cheese. That don't make her a hood rat.
Lex P
Rat. Wait, you wrote that?
Key Glock
I thought she like I wrote that.
Dre
I don't think he's gonna get serious.
Key Glock
Say it. Hold on. Say it again.
Lex P
It's funny.
Dre
She needed cheddar, and I understood that. Looking for cheese. That don't make her a hood rat.
Key Glock
I said ab.
Lex P
Lil. I wasn't expecting them to do that. Oh, my gosh. Cause I used to sing this song in the ground.
Dre
It was a good song. Oh, yeah?
Lex P
Yeah. I don't think you're gonna know this, because I don't necessarily think.
Dre
And it was the person who said that was featured on the song. It wasn't even, like, his song, but it was an R and B song.
Lex P
Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's an army?
Key Glock
Yeah, I'm just. I don't have to guess.
Lex P
He's a woke rapper.
Dre
A woke king.
Lex P
A woke king.
Key Glock
What era this is?
Dre
Early 2000s.
Lex P
Yeah, early 2000s.
Key Glock
Where they from?
Dre
East of Chicago.
Lex P
That's about Chicago Common.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
See, that was. That was good. That was you remember that song?
Key Glock
I know it, but I don't, like, know it. The lyrics? Yeah, for sure.
Dre
But that was a good guess, though. You did it.
Lex P
Okay, last one. Wait, how many he got? Let's see. He got all of them. He has gotten all of them.
Dre
Missed one.
Key Glock
Come on with it.
Lex P
Okay, the last one straight. Honey, my bitch think I'm cheating. I'm just chilling with the fellas. Grandma always told me, never trust these heifers.
Key Glock
Him.
Lex P
Him. Oh, that's right.
Dre
Yeah, y', all, like, you ain't do the ad lib.
Lex P
Oh, my bad. I was trying to get serious. I was trying to trick him. I was trying to slip him up. I feel like when I do the ad libs, he knows.
Dre
He was gonna know. Yeah, that's fair.
Lex P
Now, have you ever cheated before?
Key Glock
Yeah, who haven't?
Dre
That's a good question.
Lex P
I wanted to say me, but. Will we do?
Dre
We got four months, 300 poor minds videos.
Lex P
Okay. Do you. What? Okay. Do you see yourself getting married.
Key Glock
In today's era? It's not a priority.
Lex P
Okay, that's understandable. But why not?
Key Glock
Because my generation, like, it's off. Like, that's what mentality is off.
Dre
So, Gen Z. Yeah.
Lex P
You are the second or third person in your generation that said that. Because I just turned 36, so I'm a millennial. But I think it's so crazy that they're saying that, because I feel like in my generation, the women are still, like, very much like wifey.
Key Glock
I like women from y' all generation.
Lex P
Oh, so you like older women? Okay. That why you made that face?
Dre
Well, because, I mean, we in the same generation. I'm 34. 36. I feel like our generation be a little fucked up, too, though, when it.
Key Glock
Come to dating millennials.
Dre
You said we would.
Key Glock
I scarred.
Dre
We scarred.
Lex P
Yes. I was listening to Toni Braxton. Just letting go, let it flow. Yes, I'm hard, I'm hurt. I done watched Waiting and Stale too many times.
Dre
Yeah, we do be a little scorned.
Lex P
We be scorned, yes. But I think that's more. I think a man can deal or a woman can deal with kind of like a scorned, hurt person rather than somebody who's, like, a cheater and just a liar and out here conniving and doing sneaky stuff.
Key Glock
Right.
Dre
But do y' all feel like we could bring it back? Do y' all feel like we could bring real lovers back? Like, I feel like our parents generation, they was real lovers, real yearners.
Key Glock
It's too easy now.
Dre
Yeah.
Key Glock
What you mean too easy?
Dre
Anything is too easy, like access and stuff.
Key Glock
Like, yeah, basically it's too easy. It's just. It's just too easy.
Lex P
Well, I hate to say this, but I think it's because of your occupation.
Dre
That too.
Key Glock
I ain't doing nothing these niggas doing.
Lex P
Well, I'm saying though. But you don't have to though, because of who you are.
Key Glock
Right?
Lex P
So I think, like, it'll be hard for you. Like I said, I was having a conversation with my homegirl the other day and, like, I was talking to her about this person who was trying to talk to me. And I was just like, you know what? I don't think it's gonna work out just because of, like, who he is and because he's so guarded. And I just. I'm not doing all that. I'm not jumping through hoops to prove to you that, like, I don't care about all that stuff. But I also think that y' all are just so used to women just being on go and doing whatever you say or whatever, like, you know what I'm saying? A girl.
Key Glock
I like a challenge, though.
Lex P
But I'm saying, though. But you know how hard it is to gonna. It would be for you to find somebody who would challenge you or that.
Dre
You probably would wanna deal with because you deal with probably so many other girls where it's easy.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Nah, I think you got that wanna challenge, but I ain't got that kind of patience no more. I didn't try to. Having 10 girls and eight years like this a headache. All right. That a headache. This too many. Just too many problems.
Lex P
So it sounds like you low key, wouldn't mind having one or getting married, but it's just. It's been hard for you to find the right person.
Key Glock
It is, yeah. It's just not. It's not on my mind.
Lex P
Right. Yeah. If you're working a lot, I get it like a bit.
Dre
But you have time now. I mean, you 27, you still really young. Most men don't get married. I think on average to like 45.
Lex P
So they pushing the grave, bitch.
Dre
Or about to croak.
Key Glock
They gray. Yeah, we gray.
Lex P
Okay. So what are we drinking today, Ty?
Dre
Okay, I'm actually making Drea another one. So this one we are going to call Glock on the Rock.
Lex P
All right. Like that.
Dre
So this one is a cognac based drink, but you can add whatever spirit of choice you have. We have some amaretto, we have some lemon juice. We have some cardamom in there. I muddled some fresh rosemary and sage, and then added, like, some little orange in there as a zest. And then I shook all of that up, blended it together, and I garnished it with a fresh orange slice and a rosemary sprig. So this is the Glock on the rocks. Oh, and I added honey. I forgot. That's the little. That's the special key. It's like a honey in there. So, yeah, Glock on the rocks. Let's go.
Lex P
I like that.
Dre
I like you, too. And of course, y' all know, per usual I drink of the. The week is sponsored by Taylor pork.
Lex P
All right, y'. All. Today's drink is giving rich. It's giving fabulous. It's giving rich aunties punch, period.
Dre
Made with Taylor pork, a little orange liqueur, pineapple juice, and fresh sliced citrus fruits. It's sweet, it's smooth. It's served up in these gold rim glasses because, you know, we like to keep it classy.
Lex P
Exactly. Just like us. It's the perfect cocktail when you're feeling fabulous and want to celebrate life the rich auntie way.
Dre
So shout out to Taylor Port for keeping us poured up and looking good while we s. I'm feeling a little tippy.
Key Glock
They love that in my city.
Lex P
They like. They love Taylor port. What they be going up.
Dre
You know what?
Lex P
It does make sense. We had gloss up.
Dre
We had glo, and she was like.
Lex P
I need some Taylor port.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
And she told us her baby is a Taylor port.
Lex P
Baby. She did say that. Shout out to. We love Taylor pork, but, you know, we have, like, elevated. So we'll do, like, mixed drinks with the Taylor port straight up. So it's not as strong.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
So you don't drink anymore, or have you just never been a drinker?
Key Glock
I never been a drinker.
Lex P
You never been a drinker.
Key Glock
I ain't gonna lie, though. Last. Last month, my birthday, I got drunk. I got drunk. Yeah, they. It's. It's they fault. It's my.
Lex P
That's how you supposed to do I. My birthday was.
Key Glock
I see why people get drunk now, but it ain't nothing I want to keep doing.
Dre
You had a good time.
Lex P
What you was drinking.
Dre
You was probably standing on the couches, man.
Key Glock
Was I? 1942.
Lex P
You was drinking 1942.
Key Glock
What? It was. Don't hold your R. Yeah, I don't want nothing clear.
Dre
Okay, okay. See, I'm a. I'm a ripo girl myself, too.
Lex P
Not me. Let's get straight to the point.
Dre
Yeah, she like Tito.
Key Glock
Damn.
Lex P
I'm a Russian. I'm a Russian queen.
Dre
Absolutely.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying?
Key Glock
Straight up.
Lex P
Okay, that makes sense. Okay, so we into the second topic now. I don't know. This is way before your time, so I'm just going to introduce this topic by explaining to y' all what this topic means. Now, back in the 80s, there was a song came out that was called Video Killed the Radio Star.
Dre
How do you know these?
Lex P
Cause I'm old.
Dre
You was born at the end of the 80s.
Lex P
It don't matter. Born in the 80s. Crack, baby. That's what I am.
Dre
Okay.
Lex P
And this song was about how videos came along and just killed the radio star. You know, back in the day, when they listened to music, it had to be on the radio, and you had a radio hit, you know what I'm saying? Like, you were everything. But videos came along, you know, like the Michael Jacksons, the Princes, they were doing these extravagant videos, and, like, it was such a big deal that you had to actually turn on the TV to see your favorite artist, you know? So then fast forward to the early 2000s, right? And it was like the strip club era, the club era. You know what I'm saying? Like, club. To be a successful artist, you had to have a club banger.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
But as time goes on, the club kind of dead now.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
The kids ain't liking it. So this topic is discussing, is club culture dead and who killed it? Who not?
Dre
Rip I just killed the club.
Lex P
They ain't killing the club no more.
Dre
Apparently they not. We used to have a time in the club back in our day, you.
Lex P
Know what I'm saying?
Key Glock
You saying, like, far as performance, like, arts.
Lex P
I mean, all of it. Cause, I mean, even the type of music you make, I wouldn't necessarily say that you make club music, but you make music that sound good in the club.
Key Glock
Right, Right.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying? Like, we in the club listening to Key Glock, but you're not. That's not like that. We necessarily twerking to we. You got the girls acting like niggas in the club. Oh, let's go. Let's go. Bitches ain't twerking. They talking about, I've been getting to the money. Yeah, yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? We turn into niggas when Keeglac come on. But it's still a banger, you know what I'm saying? So how do you feel about club culture now? And how does that affect, like, the music you make.
Key Glock
The club scene just really, the people killed it because Everybody, everybody, everywhere think they celebrities. Everybody, everywhere, every city think they somebody. So it's like once everybody mentality the same. It's like, it's only so much fun you gonna have. Cause everybody still everybody like this. You know what I'm saying?
Dre
So that's a good point. It's not no separation no more.
Lex P
Ooh. Not segregation.
Dre
But no for real though. Back in the day, it used to be separation. Like, I feel like you had like the dudes who had the money, you had the athletes, you had the rappers. These days, everybody think they famous. So everybody be in the club thinking that they a celebrity.
Lex P
But I also think too, we need to bring the dance flows back.
Dre
Like used to want to get in the section these days. Everybody, everybody in the section.
Lex P
Like you don't go to the club unless you have a section. But it used to be we used to be in the crowd. Yes. I used to cut a rug.
Key Glock
They ain't doing it now. No, they got tick tock.
Dre
We used to literally go to the club randomly and be like it. We gonna go out on a Friday and we'll just be walking through the. Walking through the club, making our rounds, knowing that we was gonna end up getting intersection, but we didn't have no real plan. Girls not doing that these days. See, I'm old's not doing that.
Lex P
I'm old.
Key Glock
Some of em, they do.
Lex P
Some of them, yeah, they still be trying to.
Key Glock
1 don't know no better.
Lex P
You be watching them make rounds.
Key Glock
I'll be looking straight. I'm looking at me. I'm looking at nobody in the eye in the club.
Lex P
So you ain't going to never tell.
Dre
A girl, come, come over to my.
Key Glock
No, hell no. No. I met people watching me, watching me to tell her, come here. I ain't doing it. I can't.
Dre
You going to be in the blog the next day.
Key Glock
I ain't tripping. I don't care what they say.
Lex P
I know now, nephew, if I see you in the club, I'mma say, that's my nephew. I'm be like, she good.
Dre
That's what I was. You better let us come in your section.
Lex P
Now. Let me ask you this. When you was younger, I think by the time you probably got in the club though, they wasn't. Have you ever been like a dancing ass nigga? Cause y' all be dancing in Memphis now.
Key Glock
Like one of those like groovy dances or nothing. It was just like hood, hood shit. Like just energetic shit. Yeah, yeah.
Lex P
Cause you used to be hitting that hoe though, huh?
Key Glock
Damn right. In your tall, white tee, Robin jeans on Jay.
Lex P
I think that's what. But that's a good point that he made, though. I was thinking more of it, of a perspective. It was the music, but it's the people that killed the club's environment. Because he's right.
Dre
But club culture has just changed, too. Because again, I feel like back in the day, it used to be so carefree. You was really going out to have a good time. Now I think everything is about appearances. Like, back in the day, girls didn't care about getting to the club early so they could get in free. Hey, they'll be waiting in line so they can get in free. Now it's like, I ain't gonna do he got a section. Do he got 1942? Do he got classe? Azul.
Lex P
How dare you, bitch.
Dre
Yeah. Cause they don't drink well no more.
Lex P
We know our roots.
Dre
That's why we still humble. Because we started off drinking Long Island.
Lex P
Come on, now. The girls don't drink Long Island.
Dre
They went straight from college. Straight into class, Azul.
Lex P
Yeah. They ain't learning.
Dre
They don't know the struggle.
Lex P
They really don't. You right? Cause it.
Key Glock
They got it made.
Lex P
Yeah. They are spoiled. They ain't have to start from the.
Dre
Bottom like we did.
Lex P
Y' all didn't wear the 5 inch. Steve Madsen had to make your rounds, bitch.
Dre
Remember when we was wearing business casual to the club? We pulled up in our blazers and suspenders.
Lex P
We was a classic.
Dre
Man with a wrist full of them plaid and beauty support.
Key Glock
Y' all was scouting.
Lex P
You know what? Hell, yeah, we was scouting. I was in the club with Michael Irvin.
Dre
Remember when the girls used to do their own quick weaves with the invisible part?
Lex P
Yeah. And it wasn't.
Dre
You probably don't remember that, ke.
Key Glock
I don't know nothing about hair. I don't know no hair. Terminator.
Dre
What a time to be alive.
Lex P
But are you a hair guy? Like, you can see when something look bad, though?
Key Glock
Yeah, Yeah, I like what I like for sure.
Lex P
What? What kind of hairstyles you like?
Key Glock
I don't know the names, though.
Lex P
You like short hair?
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
You like braid?
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
You like a bust down middle part?
Lex P
Bus.
Key Glock
Is that.
Lex P
It's like when they got the part down the middle and it's just long, straight.
Key Glock
Yeah, yeah.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
Okay.
Lex P
You know, a little something.
Dre
You feel a little weird?
Lex P
I don't know the names, but, no, I do feel like the club isn't as fun as it used to be.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
I mean, nobody dance no more.
Lex P
Neither I do.
Dre
People don't be dancing in the club. Remember, if you look at the 90s movies and stuff, they was in the club.
Key Glock
They weren't even in sections. They was dance flow.
Lex P
What they did, Dre.
Dre
They used to be getting to it. They used to be bouncing, Bankhead bouncing. We done lost the plight.
Lex P
Yeah, we've lost the plight.
Dre
Nobody want to dance no more. Like you said, we just be in the club. Like, these the most we'll do when key, like, come on.
Lex P
Yeah. That's why I said. Yeah. I've been getting to the money.
Dre
Everybody want to show their wife.
Lex P
Yeah. Because I'm not going to lie. I don't know if y' all saw that clip of, like, when Metro Boomin was at the club and they, like, he literally left and they had to shut it down because people wouldn't get off the stage and let him. I know that's happened to you before.
Key Glock
Never.
Lex P
That's never happened to you, like, where people just be like. Or has it been, like, a situation where, like, men are killing the vibe because, like, they want to get close to you? And it's like. Cause I will say that.
Key Glock
I ain't gonna lie. I tell, like, my folks know, like, we going down this numerous. Like, a lot of niggas.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Bang. We getting more than one section.
Lex P
Yes. Okay.
Key Glock
Like, I'm like. I be around y' all niggas all day.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Like. Like, y' all don't gotta be around me in the club.
Lex P
Okay.
Key Glock
Like, let. Let these little females.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Even though they ain't with me, you know?
Lex P
Right, Right.
Key Glock
Just. Just. Just spread out. Yeah. Gotta be on top of each other.
Dre
Yeah.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
Do y' all feel like that's a problem, though, these days? Like, I feel like men are always wanting to impress other men a lot.
Lex P
Like, more.
Key Glock
They ain't gonna admit it, but definitely like that. Especially rappers.
Dre
Oh, rappers. Yeah, for sure.
Lex P
What's his name? Cam Newton did an interview, and he said that, like, before he was. Like, when I was in the. I was throwing money to show these n. Like, I got more money than you or something. That he said along the lines of that, Yeah, I definitely. Working in the strip club back in the day, I definitely felt like it was more of, like, I'm not trying to impress these women. I'm trying to show these niggas who I am. I told this story before. When was it? I want to say All Star Weekend in Houston came. I literally had a man almost. I'm waitressing. A man almost pushed Me down. He said, move, bitch. Did he on stage. I was like, ow. Like, he literally almost. I remember this story. Yeah, I was. I had never seen that. I had never seen no shit like that in my life.
Dre
I, too, have been victimized by a nigga trying to get close to another. Yeah, yeah, it's weird.
Lex P
Yeah, it's weird.
Dre
Cause you grown.
Lex P
Yeah, you a grown ass man wanting.
Dre
To be next to another man that you don't know.
Key Glock
Niggas want to be in the picture and shit, though. Y' all don't get it. Niggas really want to, like, be the next nigga. Yeah, a lot of niggas want to be the next nigga.
Dre
That's what Suge Knight said back in the day. Want to be all in the videos.
Lex P
But I'm glad that you said that because I think a lot of times, like, you said, like, if you have, like, women in the section, it don't mean that you trying to holler at them or nothing, but let the women have a good time, let them drink, let them turn up. So, you know, maybe the people that you're with, everybody can congregate and just have a good time. I have never seen such a scene where it's like just a section just full of men. And then it's like, if a woman comes up and like, you know, ask for a drink or something, it's a big deal. Nah, it's like, damn, we used to serve the hoes back in my day.
Dre
They did used to serve the hoes.
Lex P
Cause I was served. I used to go home drunk every night.
Dre
Yeah, you know, men used to do it for the women. Now I feel like they do it for other. Or they do it for social media.
Lex P
Absolutely. Absolutely 1,000%.
Dre
Like, it's people who literally just buy bottles and they go to the club and they don't drink them. They just want to post that they got 10 bottles.
Lex P
So, you know, there's this thing. I don't know if they do that here at any club. So I went to Lagos a long time ago. What some clubs will do is they'll bring out the bottles and they'll let you, like, take pictures and stuff with them, but they bring them back.
Dre
You have to pay for that service.
Lex P
I don't know. But they do it to make other people.
Key Glock
They probably make a killing just off that.
Lex P
Yes. I'm telling you, it's like a thing. Because I was like, damn, didn't that table just order a bunch of bottles? Because I pocket. I'm a pocket watcher. I like to see what other people got going on. I be looking. I'm like, how many bottles they got over there?
Dre
Everything is about aesthetic.
Lex P
Yeah. And then it's like, I looked over 10 minutes later, it wasn't no bottles. I said, now what the hell is where the liquor is? You know what I'm saying? I came to drink, you know what I mean? Oh, goodness gracious. Okay.
Dre
What a time. We're living in weird times.
Lex P
Yeah, it's definitely weird times.
Dre
But now it's time to get into the bed. The big bow. The big bow bowl.
Lex P
You know what? The bed, the bed, the bed.
Key Glock
The big.
Lex P
Well, it's that boy. It's that twang.
Dre
It's that ticket. I'm from Houston.
Lex P
You like Houston?
Key Glock
I love Houston, period.
Dre
I love that.
Lex P
What you love about Houston, it's like.
Key Glock
Memphis in a way.
Lex P
It is.
Key Glock
That's why, like.
Lex P
Now, let me ask you this, KE Locke. Cause I re in your bed. You got kids? How many kids you got?
Key Glock
Uno.
Lex P
One. Okay. So you've been in the bed before. That's all I had to know. You've been in the bed before.
Dre
We got proof.
Key Glock
Who ain't?
Lex P
Huh?
Key Glock
Who ain't been in that motherfucker?
Lex P
Some people haven't. People be virgin. Mm.
Key Glock
Ain't nobody a virgin watching Poor mine.
Lex P
Excuse me. You know what's crazy? We had a guest write in that was. I mean, a listener write in that was a virgin.
Key Glock
They was lying.
Lex P
Why do you think?
Key Glock
Which one? My camera.
Lex P
Excuse me.
Dre
Who do you think this is?
Key Glock
Keith Listener. Don't lie to them. Don't make them feel like that. Like, let them know you done got that back broke.
Dre
He feel like it's a bunch of sexual deviants that watch our shows.
Lex P
I said about the Orkin Man.
Dre
I mean, you did say you was going to get too strong.
Lex P
I came. It was the Russian.
Key Glock
Let spray it down.
Dre
Okay, topic today. I feel like this is a very controversial topic. Probably not, but, you know, I like to add a little drama, little razzle dazzle. Thick versus skinny women in bed. The difference between thick versus skinny women.
Lex P
Because I feel like, you know, people.
Dre
Are always saying that thick girls can't take the dick.
Lex P
That's what Boosie said.
Dre
They be saying the skinny girls can. Yeah, so we gonna talk about that. But also, I have to say that this segment is also sponsored by Saw xo. They are one of our new partners for the show, and we are part of the Clean Coochie Club. And if you not, then you need to. I personally love this Vaginal wash. I have been using this for years. It's so good. It's gonna make your coochie feel like you just ate a mint.
Lex P
But on your like them after you watch. That's what they do.
Dre
Winter fresh. I love salt, xo. And yes, y' all make sure y' all get y' all something.
Lex P
Yeah. Cause sometimes y' all ph be off. I know you know everybody. Let me ask you this. This might be a little.
Dre
Cause they sell compositories.
Lex P
I had a. A friend one time, and she said she was messing with a guy. She was like, oh, my God, my ph threw off. And she was like, oh, my gosh, my ph is off. He was like, I don't care. And you know, she said after.
Dre
Said he don't care.
Lex P
He said he didn't care. She said after we was done. It smelled like Red Lobster.
Dre
I would have left when he said he didn't care.
Lex P
It was just a lot of things going on. What do you do when you're in the bed with a woman and you like the ph off?
Key Glock
I get turned off.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Quick. But I ain't even. I ain't even dealing with nobody that even. Yeah, that's not taking care of themselves in that order. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but have the phone from the first time. First little woof. I'm. Hey, shower or something.
Lex P
Like, you gonna tell them to take a shower.
Key Glock
I swear to God over there. Why not?
Lex P
Yeah. When that phone. When the funk.
Key Glock
That shit gonna rub off on me? I don't want that.
Lex P
Have you saved?
Key Glock
Yeah, if.
Dre
Okay, so what if it's not a shower problem, though? Like, what if she goes take a shower and then she come back and it's still funky?
Key Glock
And I hate being mean, but I'm. I'm gonna make up something. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna leave.
Lex P
Yeah, no, you should.
Dre
You should protect yourself, King. Cause something, right?
Key Glock
Yeah, I'm make up, but I feel like, you know, I can't. I can't enjoy nothing if I'm something just lingering. You know what I'm saying?
Dre
It be coming up to your nostrils, hit you like a Mac truck.
Lex P
That's what I'm saying. But I'll tell you this. Keep some salt XO in your house in case you got a little company.
Dre
Yeah, you need to get some salt, xo.
Key Glock
What is that?
Lex P
It's some vaginal wash. So in case you have a little company sometimes.
Key Glock
And they gonna ask me, what you doing with this?
Dre
But it's honestly.
Lex P
Don't ask, bitch, you need it.
Key Glock
I'll be like, I got this from poor mines.
Lex P
Yeah, it smell real mean. This thing was a gift from Dre and Lex. Tell them it was a gift from your auntie. They gonna like it.
Key Glock
See, I don't need to be smelling this.
Lex P
No, yeah, it smell good.
Key Glock
It supposed to smell like water anyway.
Dre
But.
Lex P
No but that's. How you gonna know. Okay, okay. We got off topic. We got off topic. Clean your coochie.
Dre
Clean that coochie, ladies. You know.comh2o.
Lex P
Okay, but let's get back to the topic because I do want to know this from a man's perspective because I feel like me and my friend. Do we talk about this a lot? Because I have thick friends. I got skinny friend.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
And that was a verse growing up that we heard from Boosie. He said something, something she noticed. She slick and I her big booty girls can't take no dick. That's what he said.
Dre
What song was that?
Lex P
She gotta walk that walk hand. Booty talk, Booty talk. Sound like I got a 59 like Brian juvie, you know, don't get me started. Okay, now we're gonna ask you some questions, okay? And just give us an answer, okay? And be well. You. You've been honest.
Dre
You have been.
Lex P
You have been really honest. Okay. Do you believe.
Dre
Too honest.
Lex P
Too honest. She said that shit stank. Do you believe the stereotype that thick women ride better or is it just talk? Who ride that Glocky, Annabelle?
Key Glock
You saying skinny or thick?
Lex P
Yeah. Who ride that better?
Dre
The Glock of elite.
Key Glock
See, it'll never be one over the other. It depends on the person. Yeah, it's all on whoever you're dealing with at the time.
Lex P
That's true. Now, I do agree. Cause some thick girls be in shape. Some skinny girls don't be in shape.
Dre
I personally feel like it's more of an anatomy thing. Some girls got shallow coochie and some girls got deep coochie.
Lex P
Okay.
Dre
It's your granny foes.
Lex P
Yeah, see, I don't think that about riding hereditary. Well, it depends how you riding it.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
Are you riding on your tippy toes?
Dre
What difference that makes?
Lex P
Because I'm not in shape. Skinny girls might got me on that one. Hey, some hoes. I don't compete with hoes. Hey, you got me. Have my. Some hoes are just better than you at some. They are sometimes a hoe gonna beat you out and I don't mind losing. Yeah, if it's a riding dick contest. You got me, bitch.
Dre
Well, not me, but.
Lex P
What? I'm just saying, a bitch might get me.
Dre
I got good knees, though.
Lex P
Yeah, you got good knees. I got that bad knee. You do bad.
Dre
I never asked you this before, but do you wear your knee brace in bed?
Lex P
No, I still got to be sexy.
Key Glock
There you go.
Lex P
I still got to clap it on y'. All. They don't know my knee. Bad is bad. Sometimes that motherfucker be hurting, but I work through the pain.
Key Glock
Crazy. The knee brace.
Dre
But what if it helped her accomplish the mission better? What if it helped her ride the knee better? Like she got a bad knee, but she put her knee brace on.
Key Glock
Just laying on your back.
Dre
She meant to sell you.
Key Glock
Just lay on your back. I got it, see?
Lex P
Nephew got it. He know what to do. See, I know he done fucked with old bitch before. I got you, baby.
Key Glock
Show your old ass. What's old? What's old? What's old?
Lex P
I feel like. Well, not old.
Dre
I say older, so.
Lex P
Cause you said you what, 26?
Key Glock
27.
Lex P
27. So I'm nine years older than you. I feel like if you date a woman my age that's older, you're dating an older woman. And I feel like after 35, that's when things about you start to change.
Dre
They do.
Lex P
Health wise. Auntie can't hang no more now. I got to put that baby to bed. I'm finna cook my man dinner at 6 o'. Clock. 7:30, you time to wind it down.
Dre
I feel like before 35, when you hit 30, she changed.
Lex P
It's a little different over here. Yeah, it's a little different over here now. I mean, the coochie still work, but I'm just.
Dre
You ain't pre menopausal.
Lex P
Yeah. Yeah, but I just feel like things change. So when I say a older woman, it's just like somebody who is like seven plus years up older than you, that's a little old. What's the oldest woman you've dated? 67.
Key Glock
It's this close.
Dre
67.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
I ain't going. I ain't going. Senior sis. I ain't nasty.
Dre
That's 55. What is. She look real good.
Key Glock
She shout out to her.
Dre
What if you didn't know, though? Like, what if you meet her somewhere and then y' all talking, y' all conversing, she look good. And then she like, oh, I'm 55.
Key Glock
55.
Dre
I get to eat free at L.
Lex P
Why would you say that? Y. Y' all know what Lou is?
Key Glock
No.
Lex P
Oh, maybe you know, he don't know Them goddamn Loobies. Is. That's only in. No, I just feel like he don't.
Key Glock
Eat at Luby Picadilly, just in Memphis. Picadilly.
Lex P
Okay. Okay.
Dre
How does she eat free at Picadilly?
Key Glock
Like, how often she going?
Lex P
Every Sunday after church.
Dre
But what if she look real good? Like, she look 37.
Key Glock
I don't know. I can't make no decision just off by her eating Piccadilly.
Lex P
That's not the decision.
Key Glock
I don't know. I know, but she's saying she look a certain type of way.
Dre
Cause you said you. But you said you wouldn't talk to a senior ever.
Lex P
I think he would if he came across the right one. She.
Key Glock
Not at this age. No.
Dre
Okay, maybe when you 40, maybe.
Key Glock
Nah, nah, he gonna. I'mma still be having it going on.
Lex P
So you feel like when you're 40, you're gonna be dating women your age or, like, maybe a little younger?
Key Glock
Both. It is what it is.
Lex P
I know that.
Dre
You're gonna have a young.
Lex P
He got the options back. This is what it looks like when you got options.
Key Glock
I'll be like, stop this.
Lex P
I'll take what I can get. Go ahead with the second one.
Dre
So do y' all think that it's true what people say about it? Like, is it true that. Well, let me ask you, because you're a man, skinny women, do they be more afflicted, flexible, or is that a me? Thick girls be just as flexible. What's your thoughts?
Key Glock
I say, in a way, yeah, skinny girls can be more flexible.
Lex P
Okay.
Key Glock
I wouldn't say just overall, but, yeah, in the way they can be.
Dre
It's probably because they got less meat, but.
Key Glock
Yeah, but, like, flexibility don't, like, depend on your size, though.
Lex P
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Cause I feel like that's the one thing. I'm flexible. I am flex. So I'mma bust a trick on your ass. Like, damn, bitch, I thought your knee was hurt. This one not.
Dre
Nigga, you are fleek.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying? So I think that that's more so of just an individual thing. I don't think that's like a thick.
Dre
It's about how you stretch.
Lex P
That's why I said yes. I'm a stretcher, too.
Key Glock
What's that shit? I go to Pilates.
Lex P
Pilates?
Key Glock
Pilates.
Lex P
You see you be working out.
Key Glock
I walk.
Dre
That's working out.
Lex P
That's the best exercise for sure. I know that's right.
Key Glock
I can do.
Lex P
I'll be going. You be going like this.
Dre
You actually you be having your apple watch on.
Key Glock
No, I ain't got no apple watch.
Lex P
You gotta. You got to put your apple watch on and sit down.
Dre
A who aura ring.
Key Glock
Oh, no, I ain't got no oura ring.
Lex P
That's all right.
Dre
It's, like, a little more cool. People like to wear. Cause you just wear it on your finger, and you know, it tracks your steps and stuff.
Lex P
Okay. Do thick women have more stamina or do the slim ones surprise you?
Key Glock
Y'. All. Damn. Y' all giving me flashbacks and shit.
Lex P
Ooh, you think about somebody special.
Dre
Okay?
Lex P
I ain't gonna lie me. You getting a hot 10, 15 minutes out of me, bitch. Let's wrap this shit up. I cannot stand when a motherfucker want to talk all night. Huh?
Key Glock
Ain't getting it right.
Lex P
I don't want it right.
Key Glock
So you be satisfied?
Lex P
Yes. If I do, like. Okay, I'm being dramatic with the 10 minutes. I'll say. Like, to me, good sex is like 20 minutes.
Dre
Yeah. When you get older. Key locked. You don't want to have long sex.
Lex P
No.
Key Glock
Therefore now.
Dre
Oh, okay.
Lex P
Period.
Key Glock
I can't be in here all day.
Dre
Do you believe that? It's true with me. Like, okay, so is it true when people say, if it takes too long, the coochie not good? Or is it other factors, like, why do we be taking so long sometimes for men?
Lex P
Cause I quit.
Dre
If it take longer than 20, I'm out of here.
Lex P
Yeah, you on your own, buddy. You better go to that bathroom, finish up.
Key Glock
I ain't gonna lie. It could be. It could be the male or it could be the female.
Dre
Okay, like, it.
Key Glock
Can it work both ways.
Dre
That henny dick be making last too long.
Lex P
Too goddamn long. Stay away from me.
Key Glock
So y'. All. So y' all be lying when y' all be like, y' all want it for hours and hours?
Lex P
I never said I have never. Well, some women do say that.
Dre
That's not my tribe.
Lex P
Yeah, I don't. I know.
Dre
I've never liked long sex. Cause I'm not gonna lie. It make me self conscious. Like, it's more so about me. Cause I'm like, damn, why you ain't nutty yet?
Lex P
This coochie is not hitting like that. Yeah, like, kuchi is ass.
Dre
I don't like. It don't need to take. If it take longer than 20 minutes, something ain't right.
Key Glock
All right, so, boom. What if it take five minutes? Y' all gonna be mad at the nigga.
Dre
Not really.
Lex P
I'm gonna be mad, but I'm gonna Be like, you ate that. I look in the mirror, I'll be.
Key Glock
In the mirror like this, eating it green.
Lex P
It's an ego boost.
Key Glock
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They going for that.
Lex P
No, I mean, I just feel like you got him. I can kind of tell when a man is gonna last a long time or not too, though. So I can do things to make sure. You can just tell when. And he keep pulling it out.
Dre
No, if he keep pulling it out, that's a good sign. Cause he trying to stop it.
Lex P
Yeah, he keep. Let's change position.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
You know, it's that thing finna erupt. You can tell.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying? So you can do.
Dre
You don't wanna look weak.
Lex P
Yeah, he be like.
Key Glock
So look.
Lex P
You know what I'm talking about.
Key Glock
What's y' all maximum a day?
Lex P
Like a day?
Key Glock
Yes, a day.
Lex P
That's crazy. Oh, it's weekly over here, nephew. I think you. I think you. He weekly. Every day.
Dre
Every day. Sex is nuts.
Key Glock
I ain't say every day. I say how many times a day?
Dre
Once.
Lex P
If it's every day once, y' all.
Key Glock
Ain'T no real freaks. See, y' all up here playing. Y' all up here playing on the show.
Lex P
Sex every day is crazy.
Dre
But no, I will say this. I'm lying about once a day. Like. Like we gonna have sex more than once a day.
Lex P
Now, I can agree with you on that.
Dre
But it ain't every day.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
Like, if we're having. If we did it like two or three times on Monday, Tuesday. That coochia need to breath.
Key Glock
Yeah, for sure.
Lex P
I might clock back in on Wednesday. Breather. Yeah, let her breathe. Bend that ass over. Let that coochie.
Dre
Let it breathe. Use a little salt, xo.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying?
Dre
Let it soothe it.
Lex P
Yeah.
Dre
Cause after you done had sex all.
Lex P
Day, it be a little beat up, especially. Yeah. Cause niggas be beating it up now.
Key Glock
Tell you not.
Dre
I'm a telling.
Lex P
I just feel like sex every day is a lot. Especially if you live. Have you ever lived with a woman before?
Key Glock
Yeah.
Lex P
And y' all was having sex every day.
Key Glock
No.
Dre
Yeah, it's a lot every day.
Key Glock
That's a lot better to have it every day, like.
Dre
Cause you working. She probably busy throughout the day. Like, you know, sometimes y' all just wanna come home and go to sleep.
Lex P
Fact, facts, facts.
Dre
Y' all be tight.
Lex P
Yeah, I don't. I think like a day. Like. Like you said two or three times a day. Like, if we have a chill day. We just lounging around the house. Yeah, but two or three times, like, every day. Could y' all imagine that?
Dre
No, because I feel like people that do that. That's not getting no money.
Lex P
That's a good.
Dre
If you fucking three, four times every day, you ain't getting to the paper.
Key Glock
It might be their income.
Lex P
You ain't.
Dre
You ain't on that paper route.
Lex P
Hold on. You made a point, though. That could be their source of income.
Dre
Well, if you. Yeah, I'm a corn star. And we got to be politically correct.
Lex P
You know? That's right. That's right. Okay, you want to do one more, Dre?
Dre
Yeah, sure. Okay, let's see.
Lex P
Oh, ask the head one, because I want to know this one. Okay.
Dre
What about Head Game? Is there a real difference, or is it all about the person? Person, not the body type?
Lex P
Because, you know, there's, like, a rumor that goes around that, like, if a woman is a big girl, that they.
Dre
Be eating that dick up.
Lex P
Have you ever had sex with a big woman?
Key Glock
No.
Lex P
No.
Dre
They say that they do eat the D cup.
Key Glock
See? They see it.
Lex P
But you know what's crazy? I don't think. I don't know where that came from. Because I feel like all the big girls I know, they're just like, no, it ain't that. Yeah, I don't know where that came from.
Key Glock
I don't think it really depend on the size, though. Yeah, it's all up to the female. Yeah, it's all up to the female. Some girls just like it for their own pleasure. It don't even be for the nigga.
Dre
That's what I was gonna say. I feel like it's more so about whether you shame or not to give good shit. You gotta not have a. Dre, talk.
Lex P
About that conversation we had where somebody told you they feel like. I don't wanna say this.
Dre
I'm nervous.
Lex P
Well, y' all were talking about, I'm not gonna put you on blast. Well, they were like, I'm surprised that you give good head. Cause usually only ugly girls give good.
Dre
Oh, yeah, somebody did something.
Lex P
So have you noticed, like, a difference between, like, beautiful women and, like, okay, women with their head game?
Key Glock
No, it all depends on the.
Lex P
Just the person.
Key Glock
Yes.
Lex P
Because this person was saying, like, pretty women be trying to worry about looking too cute.
Dre
Yeah, like, they were saying, like, pretty women be worried about, like, still trying to be, like, sexy cute when they doing it.
Key Glock
They don't give a damn. Yeah, okay.
Lex P
Dre be like.
Dre
I do. You ain't Wrong queen. But no.
Lex P
Have mercy. It's the Russian.
Dre
The Russian. But no, seriously, I do think that that's like, a real stigma, though, that people be like, oh, like, cute girls don't really.
Lex P
Like.
Dre
I said, for me, it's a shame thing. Like, you gotta be okay with just looking crazy. Yeah, yeah, but that's more of a personal choice.
Lex P
I know that right?
Dre
Bitch, you too.
Lex P
I am a lady. No, you not. Excuse me? Don't talk like that in front of my nephew. In front of him. He grown. He's not a kid, I'll tell you. Okay. Ooh. Now, I do wanna ask this, okay? And I'm gonna ask this from perspective. Cause you know, your homeboy's in the building. Do you think men hype up one body type in public, but secretly go for the other behind closed doors? Like, you ever seen them niggas bring something you like? Oh, bro, you cap. Ah. I see what you really like. Ho ass nigga.
Key Glock
Oh. I say, oh. When it get to certain hours of the night, right? You see? Hey, don't tell it what you go see. I ain't saying when people look, baby, don't walk out of.
Lex P
You.
Dre
Don't do that, though.
Key Glock
Yeah, man. I go to sleep.
Lex P
I go to sleep.
Key Glock
I swear to God, I go to sleep.
Dre
You ain't never that horny.
Key Glock
Never my life. I go lay down.
Lex P
Okay, now, we do have to ask this. I like to always ask because, like Dre said in the beginning, like, you're a heartthrob. There's gonna be a lot of girls watching this that are like, okay, what would you say? Like, what is your type of woman that you go for?
Key Glock
I just like personalities, okay? By no body type of. No. No shape. Like, none of that.
Lex P
Okay. It's.
Key Glock
It's the mentality that I fall in love with.
Dre
So as long as she cool and she got a good personality, you want somebody that can make you laugh and stuff, or is that not important?
Key Glock
It ain't important.
Lex P
That ain't important.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
As long as she cool and she got a good personality, you got a chance. Skinny or thick.
Lex P
Do you be tricking? Nah, you ain't no trick.
Key Glock
Nah.
Lex P
What's the. What's the best gift you ever got a girl?
Key Glock
Me?
Lex P
No. That's right. I know you be having crazy with your ass saying, shit.
Key Glock
No, I be really meaning it, though.
Dre
But I love that answer. I would say facts.
Lex P
Yeah, you ate that up. I begin to tell you.
Dre
I be said me.
Key Glock
She did.
Lex P
No, that was funny. Okay, so moving on. As y' all know the item of the week is salt XO. And make sure y' all use our code XO poor minds for 15 off. I'm telling y', all.
Dre
Absolutely.
Lex P
This Yanni gel is life changing. So y' all know, like, I did like a TikTok of my shower routine. You know, the girls love make a TikTok about this and that. And I was like, you know what? Let me incorporate these. And I feel like y' all know, y' all watch Poor Minds. We don't ever stand by a brand that we actually don't really use.
Dre
Sure.
Lex P
And when I tell y' all this clean, this squeaky.
Dre
Word to Nikki.
Lex P
Word to Nikki. I was actually shocked at how good it was.
Dre
No, I told you because I have literally, like, I'm not lying, y'. All. No, I have been using Saw XO for like three, four years now. It's really, really good. Like, it's gonna keep your PH balance. You're gonna still feel super fresh and super clean after you use it. And now she have travel sizes too. So you could take it on the go. Because that was like my only thing. I used to be like, damn, I'm using my salt XO when I'm at home.
Lex P
Yeah.
Dre
But on the go, I used to have to use a different little wash.
Lex P
You need to use it on the go.
Dre
But now I got it on the go.
Lex P
I know that's right.
Dre
Be ready to go.
Lex P
If you're watching Poor Minds right now, smell your coochie right now. You need it. You need it, girl. Do the scratch and sniff real quick. Do the scratch and sniff real quick. Smell it. No, I'm serious. Sometimes you gotta check. Sometimes you do. Do a little temperature check.
Dre
Have you ever did that in, like, in public?
Lex P
What? Sometimes you got. No, you gotta act like you tie your shoes. How do you do that?
Dre
Oh, and sniffy.
Lex P
Yeah, you gotta bend down. Tie your shit.
Dre
If you can smell your coochie from.
Lex P
Here, then you need to. You need to get that salt. But you need to get that. No, but that's the problem. I can't do it right now. Cause I got a dress on. But I'm saying if you got shorts on, you gotta spread that thing open and tie your shoe. If you smell something, you need a little shout.
Dre
That's how we know you flexible. Cause what?
Lex P
Shut up, girl.
Dre
My head don't go way back there.
Lex P
Okay, Exo Poor minds, get your 15% off. Just try it and let us know what y' all think. Let us know in the comments if you used it or if you tried it. I really wanna know what y' all think. Okay, moving on. Now it's time to get into the bow bow. The bow bow. The bow bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. So now we're gonna switch it up. We done. We out the bed, so you safe now. So we're gonna talk about music. You know, me and Dre are music heads. We love music. So Bop of the week is like the music that we have been jamming this week. So for me, I like unt untz music. You know what unt uns music is? You know what I'm saying?
Dre
They planning Ibiza.
Lex P
Yes. So DJ Snake, he's like a really popular overseas dj. He has this song called paradise, and it's featured an artist, Bipolar Sunshine. But anyways, the song samples my favorite Phil Collins song. And I'm very sensitive about Phil Collins. I'm tired of people sampling his music. You know, people love to sample in the air tonight, right? But they sampled now. It's not better than the original, but they did a good job. I was like, okay. You know how hard it is to sample a Phil Collins song. The goat.
Dre
I like Phil Collins.
Lex P
Yes. He was on Car's end. Yes. That's when we all fell in love with old Phil. So my bop of the week is by DJ Snake featuring Bipolar Sunshine. Paradise. My bop of the week. This is a Oont Oons vibe for the girls that like the Oont Oons. Okay, what you been jamming? I know what you gonna say?
Key Glock
I've been bopping number like unreleased key Glock.
Lex P
Okay, okay, now what it sounded like?
Dre
Like, what's the vibe?
Lex P
Set the mood.
Key Glock
It's. It's. It's real. It's up tempo. Southern.
Lex P
Yeah, Yeah. I love Southern rap.
Dre
I like Southern music, too.
Lex P
You know what I'm saying? I think Southern rappers have a way with their words, but they don't be trying to do too much. You know, sometimes people be doing too much, and it comes off like, you trying too hard. A little bit.
Key Glock
I say it's the different accents and the different lingos from throughout all the cities in the South. Yeah.
Dre
Do you like Houston rap?
Key Glock
Yeah, for sure.
Dre
Who's one of your favorite Houston artists?
Key Glock
Pimpsy.
Lex P
I don't know. That's right.
Dre
Well, you know, technically.
Lex P
Oh, I knew she was gonna play.
Key Glock
I know. Not from there, but still.
Lex P
But still, it still counts.
Dre
It do still count.
Key Glock
He ripp it like he from here.
Dre
I love pimc. I was raised on Pimpsy. A true Pimpsy.
Lex P
Pimpsy. Yes. One thing about you, you love Beyonce and you love Pimpy Ch.
Dre
I do. I really do. I love UGK as well.
Key Glock
Where you from in Houston?
Dre
The Southwest.
Key Glock
A Leaf?
Dre
No, not the swat.
Lex P
How you know about that?
Dre
But yeah, how you know? He must have. He was dealing with Skinny Girl.
Key Glock
N got nothing do no female. I ain't that.
Dre
That's that one. That was Flick.
Lex P
You need to stop.
Key Glock
Nah, not at all.
Dre
I'm playing. I'm playing. Okay, so I have been listening to Gunna's new album, O Getting Tonight.
Lex P
Who Getting?
Dre
That would be your favorite song.
Lex P
Who Getting tonight? Somebody getting. Hey, Gunna ate that up. Easy. I'm sorry, y'. All. Easy. That motherfucker so hard. Literally.
Dre
Clearly, that's why somebody getting.
Lex P
These horny old. That's my song. I'm sorry. That's a bop. Okay, go ahead. Bad. My bad.
Dre
It's okay. It's okay. So, gonna have a new album. The last one. It's really good, y'.
Key Glock
All.
Dre
Like, I don't really want to just go through the track list, cuz, honestly, I really like the whole album. The song. L just said it's a great song.
Lex P
That's how I dance to it, too. Just like that.
Dre
And he has a lot of good features. He has, like, Whiz Kid on there, Burner Boy. And y' all know I love me some Afro beats. So, so good. So, yeah, like, I love Gunna's new album, the last one. That's what I've been listening.
Lex P
So let me ask you this. We know you don't do a lot of features, but who is an artist? Like, you're like, you know what? I want to do a song with them. Eventually, I'll have them on a project or I want to be featured on their project that maybe you have already worked with or you haven't. Don't say nobody. She thinking, like, nothing.
Key Glock
I'm trying to say somebody because I don't want to say nobody.
Lex P
Yeah, but it can be any genre. It don't have to just be rap.
Key Glock
Any genre. Yeah, any era.
Lex P
Just. Yeah, any. Any artist that's still, like, don't say Michael Jackson.
Key Glock
I wouldn't do that anyway.
Lex P
But I'm saying, like, somebody that's alive. That could. It could possibly happen.
Key Glock
Hov Pluto. Hov Pluto.
Lex P
Okay.
Dre
Those are two good people.
Lex P
That is. That's good enough. Any women?
Key Glock
Erykah Badu.
Lex P
Oh, that's a good one. Love us some Erica. Shout out to Eric.
Key Glock
And Beyonce.
Dre
And Beyonce. See, I was gonna Say, you better say my girl.
Lex P
Now listen now. Now, if you get on that track with Beyonce, you know she like to rap.
Key Glock
I know.
Lex P
So y' all gonna be going toe to toe with them balls.
Key Glock
Hey, I don't know.
Lex P
Now our girl can rap.
Dre
Now she can. So with you being from the south, could you ever see yourself, like, doing anything with any country artists?
Key Glock
I'll do it, but it's not like a go to. Yeah, because I'd be stepping, like, outside of my lane. It's really not my lane, so I don't know nothing about it.
Dre
I feel you.
Key Glock
That's all.
Dre
I feel like Beyonce really, like, when she came out with Cowboy Carter, she put. Put so many black people on to, like, country music. Because I feel like that's just not typically a genre that a lot of our generation was listening to.
Lex P
We started it. Cause it's all in my head.
Dre
Well, yeah, no, Nelly had that song back in the day. But I feel like. And obviously black people, we started country music. A lot of people don't recognize that, but I think that it was taken over, you know, colonized, if we will, by others. And so we got away from that. And then I feel like Beyonce kind of, like, brought it back full circle. And then a lot of people started.
Lex P
Being like, okay, country music is actually.
Dre
You know, pretty cool. And it's a lot of. She put us on a lot of black country artists that I think we all didn't really know about.
Lex P
So what's the. Like, what do you do in your free time that would surprise somebody? Like, when you're just by yourself having a good time? Like, what would be like. Oh, my God, I didn't know he liked that. Or he like, like to do that.
Dre
If we had a hidden camera in your ho.
Lex P
Yeah.
Key Glock
Uno.
Lex P
God, are you serious?
Key Glock
I'm like that.
Dre
We. We got to play. We love Uno. Me and L love.
Lex P
I just had my friends over the other night, and we had a. And it got so serious.
Dre
It be getting intense.
Lex P
Oh, it gets intense.
Key Glock
Oh, yeah.
Lex P
Cuz people like to make up rules and. Okay, let me see.
Key Glock
I had you mad at me for a couple days.
Lex P
Do y' all play sequence? Cause Killa said you can do sequence. Like, if it's a two, you can do three, four, five, six.
Key Glock
We call rules at the beginning. You can't try to do that shit in the middle of the game.
Lex P
That's true.
Key Glock
You gotta get everything understood from the jump.
Lex P
But I just feel like, sequence.
Dre
This ain't speed, and you can't take it personally. Because I feel like we family.
Lex P
No, we not. We are.
Dre
Let's una start. But that's what I'm saying. We family till the game start, bitch. But don't take it personal. Cause I expect us to be cool after these.
Lex P
I mean I'm just doing what I gotta do for a few days. That's fine. You know I'm a sore loser.
Dre
You are.
Lex P
You know I'm a sore loser.
Dre
I hate when I get a draw 4.
Lex P
Cause how dare you, bitch.
Dre
Especially if we had an issue a few days ago. It's like, oh, I see what the fuck going on.
Lex P
Okay.
Dre
I peep your game.
Lex P
Uno player.
Dre
He is Lex. What you do in your spare time?
Lex P
You know, honestly, what do I do in my spare time? I think everybody discovered it. Now. I like to interior design. That's something I. I really do enjoy. What's another thing that I like?
Dre
But that's not surprising. You always been like. I mean that people probably would be like, I'm not surprised by anything about you.
Lex P
That's what I'm saying. But I think the people are interior design.
Dre
You always been into that.
Key Glock
I think all women like you used.
Dre
To have a tab on your page.
Lex P
No, I didn't. Oh, when I was in that other apartment. But that was. That was when I was working with $3. I think now people are like really on a budget. Right. But I think now people are really seeing like my taste and my style. So I would say that. But I also feel that I'm like really into movies. Like when I go to a movie, like B lens is like every time she goes to the movie. Like I can name the actors, I can name all the movies they've been in. Like I am like very deep into cinema. You are like love cinema. So that's probably like a hobby that I have in my spare time. You know what I'm saying? I'm a movie girl. You are a movie girl. What's your secret hobby?
Dre
Draya Me?
Key Glock
You.
Lex P
I don't really feel like I just.
Dre
Have like a secret hobby. I feel like all my hobbies are public.
Lex P
Mm.
Key Glock
Or you embarrassed yourself.
Dre
The weird shit that I do. Like, I feel like everybody do weird shit.
Lex P
Yeah.
Dre
When they by theyself.
Lex P
Like.
Dre
So like me for example, if I'm like having an emotional moment and I'm crying, I'll go stand in front of the mirror and then I'll be like.
Key Glock
Start smiling actually bitch.
Dre
Why are you crying?
Lex P
And so.
Dre
But I feel like I do that a lot because I be having crash outs sometimes.
Lex P
I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. Yeah.
Dre
Like, I go look in the mirror and I'll be like, get it together. But then I'll get back, like, on the phone and, like, start crying again.
Lex P
Damn it. God damn it.
Dre
But, yeah, so I more so meant like a weird thing.
Lex P
I think that's weird.
Dre
What do you do that's weird.
Lex P
What do I do that's weird? I mean, I think the one thing that I do that people used to think was weird, but I've made it normal now. I sing all the time, and I think people think I do that on Poor Minds. No, it's all day, every day. I love to sing. So if you need an artist to go to the stew with you straight.
Key Glock
Up.
Lex P
You didn't even need to use the sample.
Key Glock
I heard.
Lex P
See? I see.
Dre
So what's a weird thing you do by yourself outside of Uno? Cause that ain't really weird.
Key Glock
Weird.
Dre
Mm. Like when you at home by yourself, nobody watching.
Key Glock
Mm.
Dre
You thinking of it? You don't wanna say.
Lex P
That's what. That's.
Key Glock
No, I'm trying. I'm really trying to think, like. Cause I'm rarely just alone. Alone in the house.
Dre
Or in your room?
Lex P
You don't have anything, like, you OCD about.
Key Glock
I got OCD about everything. Well, if I'm by myself, like, in the house, I just get. I just get so high. I just clean up the whole house.
Lex P
Okay.
Dre
Okay.
Key Glock
I just get the cleaning.
Lex P
I like that.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
That's a good habit, though.
Lex P
That is a good habit. It's dirty.
Key Glock
I only got to be, like, by myself, though.
Lex P
Okay.
Key Glock
Yeah. If I'm not by myself, I am. I'm not paying this shit no attention.
Dre
Well, when you by yourself, you're like, okay, I gotta get in every little corner.
Key Glock
Yeah.
Dre
Okay.
Lex P
Okay. All right. Now it's time to get into the pour your heart out segment of the show. Do you think you give good advice?
Key Glock
Mm, yeah.
Lex P
Okay. But we gonna find out.
Dre
We about to find out.
Lex P
It's a pour your heart out segment. If you want your question answered on the show, make sure you email us at ask poor minds gmail dot com. If you're a Patreon member, just put that in the headline and you get to skip the line, period. Now, do we got to pull your heart out? Is it on the phone?
Dre
Where is that? I have.
Lex P
Okay, Go ahead, girl.
Dre
Okay. Hi, ladies. Love the show. I'm 32, not a baddie. I'm just regular. I've never had an experience with that. Saying all man is.
Lex P
Let me finish my question.
Dre
Just start over.
Lex P
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Dre
Hi, ladies. I love the show. I'm 32, not a baddie. I'm just regular. I've never had an experience with dating and having a whole phase and I'm really craving some type of love or affection from a man. I feel like I've reached my prime and too old now. So should I just give it up? Any tips for improving would be greatly appreciated. I'm a plus size woman and have been all my life. Any tips for improving is is crazy because you asking us as professional hoes.
Lex P
I retired. Bitch, you on your own. So she says she's 32.
Dre
Yeah. And she said she's never had a hoe phase.
Lex P
Honestly, let me say this. Stop talking about yourself like that. You're not.
Dre
I agree.
Lex P
I don't care what you look like. Don't be like, I'm not a baddie. I'm regular. It starts with confidence. Because I will say men are attracted to confidence. You know, it's so many women that I have seen that are living this soft girl life that y'. All. A lot of baddies feel like they deserve, but a lot of these baddies don't have confidence in who they are in themselves. And then you see these women who may not look the part, but they're living a great life off another part or they're having the whole life or whatever they want to live because they're confident in themselves. So I would say the first thing that you need to do before you worry about having this love, you have to love yourself first. Like 1000%. I agree. You know what I'm saying?
Dre
What you think? Key Glock.
Key Glock
I think you way too long to do your whole face.
Lex P
So 32, too old to put it.
Dre
He said actually you is.
Key Glock
She just waited too long. She waited too long. She should bang out that shit out of it. Yeah.
Lex P
What was I doing when I was 32?
Key Glock
I mean, I ain't nobody been taking you serious now.
Lex P
Oh, damn. Now that she.
Dre
Well, she don't want to be taken serious. She want to be taken as a whole.
Lex P
Yeah, she can hold.
Key Glock
She really don't trust me.
Lex P
Well, you know what? She did say she wanted love and affection. So if you're trying to hold, you don't want that love and affection. You just want that meat.
Dre
See, you wanna be meat to me.
Lex P
Yeah, she wanna get.
Dre
Tell the truth.
Lex P
Yeah. I don't know. I think that what's gonna happen is she's gonna go out there and Try to, like, hoe and think that's gonna fulfill her.
Dre
I just think having a hoe phase is something that should just naturally occur.
Lex P
You got it in you.
Dre
You got that whole chick.
Lex P
Definitely a hoe. Trust rip to trouble. Damn.
Dre
Cause he said that on the phone, she gonna fuck me for some money. Cause that whole shit in her.
Lex P
Yeah, that shit was in me.
Dre
Some people be just having that whole shit in them and I feel like, yeah.
Key Glock
Damn.
Dre
Hey, some girls just got that whole shit in them. It cannot be taught, it cannot be duplicated.
Key Glock
Right.
Dre
I just feel like it's just in you or it's not. And clearly, Queen, you are not a hoe, you are a wife.
Lex P
Yes. So go be that you 32.
Dre
Go find you a husband.
Lex P
Yeah, yeah.
Dre
Go find you somebody that wants to build a life with you and they love you for you. Having a whole phase is so overrated. Because when you get older and you look back at some of the people that you slept with, you be like, why did I do that?
Lex P
I don't wanna. Speak for yourself, small bitch. And to be honest, I don't really.
Dre
Think I ever had like a whole face. What you think, Liz?
Lex P
All right, moving on.
Dre
The reason I said it wasn't a.
Lex P
Phase.
Key Glock
What was it then?
Lex P
I'm poor.
Dre
I'm playing, I'm playing. But no, for real though, I don't think I had like a hoe phase.
Lex P
I don't. I feel like. I think it's like what you consider a hoe though. But like, it's fun. Like if you're outside having fun, you're not looking for a boyfriend. That's what people consider a hoe phase. Hoe phases look different for everybody.
Dre
But let's get into it real quick though. Cause I know we not supposed to have another topic, but like, I just feel like, what is your reason? Because sometimes women date. They go from like one dude and then they start dating another dude because they just not tolerating certain. So it's like it didn't work out with this person. So now I'm dating this person versus you got people who just like to.
Lex P
I had an ambition for that cash word to keep up.
Dre
Yeah. Like some girls just be liking.
Lex P
No, I was getting the D. I was going. I was going from BDB to bdb. I was like, oh, they tricking is outside and they spending money. You know when they hit that red light, it's money upstairs. Yeah, it was money upstairs. And I was hopping, I was going. It was a good time.
Dre
Yeah.
Lex P
But I was young See, for me.
Dre
It was like, I just. I liked you. And then you did something that made me feel disrespected or made me feel played. So I'm moving on. I'm about to go date somebody else.
Key Glock
You had your feelings in it.
Dre
Yes. I am a true lover.
Lex P
Why are you making that face.
Key Glock
For me or her?
Dre
When I love people, I really love them, and then I be like, okay, yeah, that's fair. But when it's over, it's over. And it happened quick.
Lex P
Yeah.
Dre
So, yeah. But I feel like it depend on what your reason is. Cause, like, wanting to have a whole phase is just a little wild.
Lex P
Yeah. Have you had a whole phase?
Dre
Me and whole life be hoe phases.
Lex P
Ooh, nasty.
Key Glock
Who?
Lex P
You.
Key Glock
Me?
Lex P
Me what?
Key Glock
Hell, yeah.
Lex P
Are you still in it?
Key Glock
Nah.
Lex P
Okay, I'm trying to.
Key Glock
Nah, she tiring.
Lex P
I thought I was gonna catch you slipping today.
Dre
Nah, he PR trained.
Lex P
He is. Nah, man, don't say shit. All right. Okay, so we have one more segment, though. Shout out to Taylor Port. This has been a Taylor Port sponsored at episode. Y' all know y' all going to get me right every time. Now, the Bottle up segment is brought to you by Taylor Port. And this is when you get to vent and get things off of your chest. You know we love a little rant. So let's hear the bottled up of the week. Okay, girlies. Well, first of all, let me say I love y'. All. And you please keep me anonymous. However, my name is Ambr. That's for y'. All. I love y'.
Key Glock
All.
Lex P
Dre, you so beautiful. And, Lex, you my girl. Top tier. Hey, girl. Okay, I'm at work, but listen, so I. I got reached out to by this dude, and he's like, he. He trains professional football players, right? Okay, boom. We was talking dming. Of course I threw something a little nasty out there. I'm just being real. Cause y' all my girls. I threw something. Something a little nasty out there just to catch his attention. Got his attention. He said he was going to send me a flight. I sent all my information to him, y'. All. He did not send the flight. He did not send a flight. So now I'm sitting here texting and calling, and he not even responding. What the. Y' all help a girl out? What I'm supposed to do? You don't need no help. Why are you still texting him and reaching out? He didn't get the. The flight. What else is there to talk about?
Dre
He ghosted you. Yeah, he not interested. I don't think.
Lex P
I don't even think he's not interested. He is. He just ain't got no money. Oh, he would have sent the flight a. Going to send a flight you.
Dre
If he got the money.
Key Glock
I got to get a flight.
Lex P
See, that's what I'm saying.
Key Glock
Sure.
Dre
First class.
Key Glock
It depends now.
Lex P
Oh, don't have me on 38C, nephew.
Key Glock
Hey, this on the airline by the restroom. It's on the airline.
Lex P
Oh, but I. Sister girl, just move on. I agree. I just think that. And this is no shade to you, sweetheart. We as people need to stop being impressed by people who are just in proximity. Oh, he trains athlete. Is he the athlete?
Dre
Bitch, I mean, it ain't even about being an athlete. I think people. I think people just need to stop being impressed by people who have money. Because a lot of the time, people who have money, it's all just like an illusion. Like, they have it. But this person, you don't put this person on this pedestal. And then when you meet them, are you getting proximity to them for real? They nothing like what you really think. They, like, people can still have money and be corny people. People can still have money and lack character, like, morals, all of the things that are important in life. You know what I mean? So, like, money don't mean nothing. And if you stop highlighting that, then you will stop having low vibrational experience.
Lex P
Right? But I think her whole reason of being oppressed because he said he trained.
Dre
Cause she feel like he a nigga. Oh, I got me a bdb. I got me a nigga with money.
Lex P
He said find the whole time he training the water boy, the kid.
Dre
I just feel like you just need to stop being. People need to stop being impressed by, like, small things, things like that.
Lex P
I might use that, though. I'm sorry. You know, Kee Glock, my nephew.
Dre
Not what you gonna do for big mama.
Lex P
For real, what you gonna do for big mama? I'm gonna tell that to the orchid. We finna take a video. I'm gonna say, that's my nephew.
Dre
And she gonna be like, I know Keegli.
Key Glock
He gonna tax your ass. He gonna charge your ass.
Lex P
Oh, shit. Okay, so let everybody know where they can find you all the good stuff you got coming up. Everything.
Key Glock
Find me on social media sometime at Key Glock. Yeah.
Lex P
I mean, 8 billion streams. They know where to find you.
Dre
Exactly.
Lex P
Ain't no small feet.
Key Glock
Nah, it's cool.
Dre
That's dope. You got to give yourself a pat on the back.
Key Glock
It's. It's cool. It just it's more to be done, that's all.
Dre
I agree.
Key Glock
I just be hungry, motivated.
Dre
We the same way. We be, like, not really trying not.
Key Glock
To let it show.
Lex P
Yeah.
Dre
Yeah. We just don't really. I feel like, live in the moment enough when, like, things happen. Cause we be like, okay, we still gotta do this and do that, but sometimes you gotta pat yourself on the back.
Key Glock
Nah, you're right.
Dre
Yeah, right.
Lex P
I think especially, you know, where you coming from, things you've been through. You know, you still pushing. You still making great music. Cause you beat. You haven't been on the scene for a long, long time, but you've been on the scene a long time enough to, like, a lot of times. We'll hear about n for like, a year, six months. They make one song and they go away. So we're gonna take the time to.
Dre
Give you your flowers to celebrate you.
Lex P
Yes, to celebrate you. You make amazing music. Huge fan. I know we've been playing a lot today, but thank you so much for taking us sitting down with us. We had good time today, y'. All. Make sure y' all go get that album. Follow him everywhere and stay tuned. We'll see y' all next week. Yeah, it's key. Glocking the Glockianas.
Key Glock
Yeah, you did.
Lex P
Hey, hey, hey, yo, yo.
Key Glock
Hey. Turn those up some over there.
Dre
Turn it up.
Lex P
Up.
Key Glock
There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lex P
Y' all ready?
Key Glock
Yeah. What'd he say?
Lex P
I don't with these.
Dre
Cause they shady hey. Born in the 80s Crack Baby Mama.
Key Glock
She was in the street so guess.
Dre
Who raised me you right Couldn't get it from my mama so I got it off the block Working my whole.
Key Glock
Life but I ain't never punched the clock Nine years old, I seen a.
Dre
Get shot God damn.
Key Glock
When they get down his own fam the same that you break your neck folks what be.
Dre
The same that cross you out and.
Key Glock
Wit you up what supposed to be chasing money but you chasing business Real.
Lex P
Bosses don't talk, listen stack that paper.
Key Glock
Up and then make boss move she.
Lex P
Like to argue so I said that a lot craz which at that no.
Dre
Matter what same that claim you love.
Key Glock
You she what it ain't no such thing as love the only thing I trust is this P yeah, yeah, yeah When I do, hey, if that don't.
Dre
Work he a leave I ain't got.
Key Glock
For ain't nothing in this world free Z got the bas stuffy yeah do got the trap sh to the trap open hell no, don't ask I ain't.
Dre
Right.
Key Glock
I see you around dog just Skip town with 200 they say Dolph addicted to these streets like his pops.
Dre
I can't stop, won't stop won't stop, can't stop hey hear me complaining about what I ain't got why Cause if I want it I' ma go get.
Key Glock
It yeah yeah free my yo did it got paper routed on your whole titty what he really your enemy Every day cry they potters out for business.
Lex P
Keep it real with your dog no.
Key Glock
Matter what you know you she set.
Dre
You up out here in these streets it ain't no such thing as love.
Key Glock
The only thing I trust is this P yeah yeah only when I do.
Lex P
Speak if that at home I ain't.
Dre
Got for this world free preach you.
Lex P
Did preaching on these goddamn let me take some whole lot I'm getting it on these ass niggles with me it's your girl Glockiana.
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Date: September 26, 2025
Hosts: Drea & Lex P
Guest: Key Glock
Podcast Network: The Black Effect & iHeartPodcasts
This episode features Memphis rapper Key Glock joining Drea and Lex for a wide-ranging and hilarious convo, touching on everything from his music, career journey, club and dating culture, preferences in women, to sex-related myths and realities. The overall tone is playful, candid, and irreverent—the hosts joke, flirt, and get real, sharing anecdotes while getting up-close-and-personal with their guest. The show also features recurring segments “Poor Decisions,” "In The Bed," and “Pour Your Heart Out,” with a focus on navigating single life and modern relationships.
The entire episode is fast-paced, raucous, honest, and leans into wild personal stories, inside jokes, and a “no shame, no filter” style. The hosts keep things light-hearted even when discussing serious or sensitive topics. Key Glock matches their candor, offering an unvarnished look at rap, fame, and sex culture from a young, private, and successful artist’s lens.
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