Pour Family

Summary

Pour Minds Podcast — Episode Summary

Podcast: Pour Minds
Hosts: Lex (Lex P) & Drea Nicole
Episode: Pour Family
Date: October 31, 2025

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Episode Overview

A festive, costume-filled Halloween episode where Drea and Lex embody characters from The Proud Family and dive into conversations about friendships, dating horror stories, hilarious hypotheticals, financial decisions, and what it means to embrace your authentic self as a single woman. Infused with their signature banter, playful roleplay, and candid takes, this episode celebrates both Black culture and the complexities of womanhood—all while sipping on their favorite wine.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Halloween & “Proud Family” Costumes (02:41–08:49)

• Drea and Lex—dressed as Sugar Mama and Uncle Bobby—discuss the inspiration behind choosing Proud Family characters, Halloween tradition, and the joy of themed episodes.
• Discussion about "fine mamas" in cartoons and real life, with playful debates about Mrs. Incredible and Trudy Proud's attractiveness.
  • Lex: “You know who another fine mama was? Mrs. Incredible. She got that thing on her.” (07:09)
  • Drea: “Her name is Helen. Helen Parr. Also known as Elastigirl.” (07:21)
• Halloween is positioned as Drea's favorite Pour Minds episode apart from her birthday.

2. Signature Halloween Cocktails (08:10–10:17)

• Homemade themed drinks:
  • The “Pour Family Potion”—red wine, pomegranate juice, lemon, UBE syrup, food coloring, and gummy worm garnish.
  • “Jubilee Juice”—Taylor Port wine, hibiscus tea, pomegranate juice, fresh strawberries—intended as a toast to Black joy and heritage.
  • Drea: “This is really, really good. Ty, what are we drinking today?...The rim is some black sugar.” (08:55)

3. "Poor Decisions" Segment—Wild Nights Out and Money Moves (14:19–22:35)

• Drea’s Poor Decision: Going out late with Lex to Opium after a podcast tour show, leading to hangovers and loss of Saturday productivity.
  • Drea: “We were so up. Like...I laid in bed the whole day.” (16:03)
• Lex’s Poor Decision: Hiring the wrong people to work on her house, resulting in unexpected chaos and delays.
  • “It’s a lot of fucking holes in my wall and not these walls, okay?” (18:49)
• Sugar Mama’s Financial Fumble: Transferring a large sum to a high-yield savings on a Friday and panicking about the delay due to the weekend and holiday.
  • Leads to broader conversation on high-yield savings, acorns, day trading, and the current volatile state of the stock market.
  • Drea: “If you want to grow your interest...a high yield savings account is a good option.” (21:43)

4. Black Joy, Wealth & Value — Real Talk (21:57–22:43)

• Commentary on the devaluation of the American dollar and jokes about the value of "poo-nanny."
  • Lex: “So what’s worth more right now, $1 or that poo-nanny?” (22:06)

5. Haunted Houses & Dating: "Would You Date a Screamer?" (27:16–37:44)

• Spirited debate on whether they'd date a man who acts tough but screams in haunted houses.
  • Drea: “No, that’s pussy. What you scared for, how you gonna protect me and you screaming?” (27:28)
  • Lex: “I need a nigga who gonna run...Scream and run, ho ass nigga!” (29:23, 29:54)
• They act out the different levels of "acceptable" male screaming and what would constitute a deal-breaker.
  • “If he screams to the top of his lungs, I’m gonna run away. And he would never see me again.” (35:29)
  • “What if he pushes you towards the monster?” — “We finna be squabbling in the hoe.” (35:48–35:53)
• Commentary on trauma, communication, and how triggers can come up in surprising situations.

6. Banter on the Value of Friendship & Roasting—Wordplay: “Rank” (37:44–38:59)

• Having fun dissecting the word "rank," entertaining double meanings—both as “roasting/ranking on someone” and as “smelly/undesirable.”
  • Lex: “I love words that have multiple meanings. Because I call people rank all the time...We experienced a rank ass bitch recently.” (37:52)

7. Comic Relief: Practicing New Ways to Cry (38:39–44:47)

• Lex comically demonstrates her “new way to cry” for maximum impact in an argument or breakup, with feedback from Drea and others in the room.
  • Lex: “I need you to feel hurt, but I need you to feel afraid...So I go like this—fake dramatic sobbing—Did you feel it?” (39:10–39:33)
  • Drea: “I actually felt nothing.” (39:37)
• They suggest the best approach is an authentic cry, warning “deliberately ugly” cries might scare a partner away.

8. If You Were a Villain... (48:43–60:59)

• Drea asks: “If you were the villain in a scary movie, what would your name, backstory, and superpower be?” (48:43)
• Lex creates “The Haterator”: Superpower is reading men’s insecurities and roasting them mercilessly. Origin: being wronged by men.
  • “I’m here to break a nigga down.” (51:37)
• Drea becomes “The Seductress”: Seduces men, makes them fall in love, but never gives them coochie—her theme song is Usher's "Seduction."
  • “That’s the allure of me. I know I got it on me, but I’m not going to give it to you.” (58:03)
• Ty (producer) joins as "Count Nigula"—a boozy, party-loving vampire villain.
• Playful debate on villain outfits, special moves, and how their group would rival the Avengers.

9. Spooky Hookups: Horror Movie Sex Appeal (65:31–76:59)

• If you could hook up with a fictional horror/Halloween character, who would it be?
  • Lex: Freddy Krueger (“...he be sneakin’ up on you when you sleep...” (66:13–67:33))
  • Drea: Ghostface from Scream (“He choked me and he got the mask on…” (72:36–73:02))
  • Ty: Blade (Wesley Snipes)—praised for his Black vampire sex appeal.
• Discussions on which characters are definite turn-offs (Michael Myers, Pennywise) and why the Joker (Heath Ledger version) could get it.
  • Lex: “The Joker can fuck—why so serious?” (78:35)

10. Authenticity, Womanhood & Relationship Expectations (80:13–101:38)

• Candid, heartfelt conversation about single womanhood, societal pressures, and how success, kids, and marriage are falsely held as measures of female worth.
  • Lex: “I think married women need to listen to married women, single women who want to be single...But you need to listen to what God says.” (91:29–91:42)
  • Drea: “If you do not get a husband and if you do not have children and if you are not married by a certain point...you feel worthless.” (97:06–97:50)
  • Both share personal journeys of what they want or don’t want, and how every woman’s path is valid.

11. Bop(s) & Product of the Week (105:10–107:44)

• Lex’s Bop: “Scary” by Meg Thee Stallion & Rico Nasty.
• Drea’s Bop: Mona Leo’s “Sexy Putting You Down”—a Houston classic.
• Item of the Week: “Muse Beauty Collection” lip products, especially the red velvet shade and lip plumper.
  • Drea: “Got some good sales for that as well...that lip plumper tastes like you scrubbed your lips and put hot sauce on it—it’s gonna plump!” (107:44–107:56)

12. Relationships Q&A — “Pour Your Heart Out” (108:23–112:55)

• Listener letters about friendship fallouts, boundaries, and trust issues around romantic rivals and exes.
  • Drea: “Closure is a scam to me because...what’s gonna make you feel better?” (109:43)
  • Lex: “How do people make you feel...that’s my most important thing.” (111:52)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On fine cartoon mamas: “She got that hip to waist ratio, who was the other fine mama from The Incredibles?” (07:02–07:06)
• On haunted house fears: “Scream and run, ho ass nigga! Yeah, scream and run.” (29:54)
• On villain powers: “I can read your insecurities...I’m here to break a nigga down.” (51:37)
• On singlehood: “I know I’m going to be that bitch—I’ma get there with or without a man, and I don’t give a damn.” (99:20)
• On advice: “Do what feels good to you...Just because me and Lex sit on this couch and have a ton of opinions, which is fine...What I think and what she think should not affect what you want to do with your life.” (101:33–102:41)
• On friendship breakups: “Sometimes relationships run a course, friendships run a course and you don’t—closure is a scam to me.” (109:21)
• On setting boundaries: “Leave her alone. Leave him alone. Because they weirdos. She set a trap and you fell in it.” (114:18–115:09)
• On bodily authenticity: “I’m so glad that I can show people the natural me...No makeup, no fake hair...the natural me.” (65:01–65:20)

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Useful Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------| | 02:41 | Start of Main Content / Character Introductions | | 08:10 | Halloween Cocktails Description / Toast | | 14:19 | “Poor Decisions” Segment | | 21:57 | Discussion on Dollar Value & Wealth | | 27:16 | Haunted House & Tough Guy Scream Debate | | 37:44 | “Rank” & Roasting Banter | | 38:39 | Lex's “New Way to Cry” Demo | | 48:43 | “If You Were a Villain” Hypotheticals | | 65:31 | Hooking Up with Horror Characters | | 80:13 | Womanhood, Marriage Pressure, & Validation | | 105:10 | Music “Bop of the Week” and Products | | 108:23 | Relationship Advice Segment / Listener Letters |

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Final Thoughts & Show Tone

The episode is spirited, honest, humorous, and unfiltered, balancing playful Halloween antics, musical interludes, and deep takes on friendship, self-worth, and womanhood. Lex and Drea’s chemistry shines through in every segment, inviting listeners into a space that is part turn-up, part real talk, and always relatable.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Dre]

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[Dre]

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[Dre]

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[Dre]

I love words that have multiple meanings. Cause I call people rank all the time. Cause it be some rank ass people. We experienced a rank ass feature recently.

[Lex]

Oh, I got a new cry. I forgot to tell you. Wait. I have a new way that I cry. I've been practicing it for a while. Yeah, I mean, we don't have to show it.

[Dre]

I mean. No, I'm actually interested. How do you even discover that?

[Lex]

Because I was like, what is impactful that's gonna make somebody be like, oh, my God, I really hurt this bitch? But I'm also.

[Dre]

And if I don't feel hurt, bitch, you need to go back to the drawing board.

[Lex]

I need you to feel hurt, but I need you to feel afraid. Right? And I need you to feel like, what she's gonna do? What is she gonna do next? So I go like this. It's the after. Did you feel it?

[Dre]

No.

[Lex]

Okay. What's up, y'? All? It's your boy, Uncle Bobby.

[Dre]

You're. That's not your name. That's not your name.

[Lex]

Okay. What's up, y'?

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All?

[Lex]

It's your girl xp, and it's your.

[Dre]

Girl Dre and Nicole.

[Lex]

And you are tuned in to another.

[Dre]

Episode of Paul Mine, where drunk mind speaks sober thoughts.

[Lex]

That's all right.

[Dre]

We ain't got no guests today.

[Lex]

We ain't got no guests today.

[Dre]

So it's your girl Dre, Nicole, AKA Trudy, Proud Trudy with the booty period.

[Lex]

That's me.

[Dre]

No, that's not your girl.

[Lex]

And you know who I am. I'm that man. That's Uncle Bobby. Oh, that's all right.

[Dre]

Okay. Hey, I have a question.

[Lex]

Oh, shit. We gotta introduce Sugar Mama. Oh, yeah. Okay. And then we got my mama, y'.

[Dre]

All.

[Lex]

And Sugar Mama. Oh, what a o. She got that thing on, got that thing off. She got mama like that.

[Dre]

She got that. I mean, you could you get it from, cuz.

[Lex]

I feel like. Do you not feel like, when people.

[Dre]

Got fine mamas, they don't know they mama fine? Like, if she got that ass, you don't think they be realizing it?

[Lex]

I don't like when people post their mama and, like, is she fine? No, it's fine. But, like, when she be, like, walking and she got a tight dress on and her booty bouncing. Do you want her to be a whore? Why is your mama booty bouncing on TikTok?

[Dre]

But I feel like you can't Help it. Like, I feel like when I have kids and like, we go to the.

[Lex]

Pool, I would hope that you're not dressed in something and they're posting your ass.

[Dre]

I'm gonna have on appropriate splash town attire.

[Lex]

Right.

[Dre]

And so that's why they don't even know what. Slash Chinese. That's a Houston.

[Lex]

But if you in a bikini and stuff. My son, my daughter is not recording.

[Dre]

But when I walk. But when I walk, it jiggle.

[Lex]

Right. So your kids don't need to be recording that. That's why not. I'm just not. That's weird as hell.

[Dre]

I feel like I'm just walking, though. Right.

[Lex]

So why do they need to record you walking and post it?

[Dre]

If I didn't have no booty, would it be a problem?

[Lex]

Yes, it would.

[Dre]

Yes, it would. No, it wouldn't. Yes, it would. You would not be as fake outrageous.

[Lex]

Because I don't want to see no flat ass. Give me that thief.

[Dre]

Okay.

[Lex]

You know what a thass is?

[Dre]

I have a question, though.

[Lex]

For real.

[Dre]

So speaking of, like, fine mamas, so if Trudy. If Trudy proud was like 20, 25 times, would she be some fine sheep?

[Lex]

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Dre]

I think so.

[Lex]

You know who another fine mama was? What's the mama name from the Incredibles?

[Dre]

Cause Trudy had that hip to waist ratio.

[Lex]

She had that hip to waist ratio. Who was the other fine mama from the Incredibles? What was her name?

[Dre]

I don't know the Incredible. Incredible's name. Mrs. Incredible.

[Lex]

Mrs. Incredible. She got that thing on her.

[Dre]

She didn't.

[Lex]

Yes, she did.

[Dre]

She had a little waist.

[Lex]

She had a small booty. She had. Yes.

[Dre]

Now she had a meow.

[Lex]

Yeah. And she was saving the world.

[Dre]

Her name is Helen. Helen Parr. Also known as Elastigirl.

[Lex]

Elastigirl. Oh, it was Elastigirl. She could have rocked my world.

[Dre]

Are you gonna do this the whole episode?

[Lex]

So.

[Dre]

Yeah, like, I wish that. Well, I guess they'll see at the end of the episode, y'. All. To see everybody's.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Well, I mean, really the beginning. Because it's gonna be in the thumbnail.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

But yeah, everybody is dressed so nice. We really like the Proud family. For real, in real time.

[Lex]

Why do we do this on Halloween?

[Dre]

Why do we do it?

[Lex]

I love. We cut up her favorite.

[Dre]

Other than my birthday, this is my favorite Poor Minds episode. I love it. I love it.

[Lex]

I love it.

[Dre]

I'm sorry. I'm taking your shine. No, you're not supposed to be singing.

[Lex]

You're not Taking my shine. I just wanted to shout out Taylor port wine.

[Dre]

Period. And per usual, y' all know this is the Taylor port episode. So y' all know what we have in our cups. I love me some Taylor port. Like the spider web done got in the way. Okay, so, yes, I love me some Taylor port. And this is really, really good. Ty, what are we drinking today? Okay, so this. I don't have a voice, y'.

[Lex]

All. I don't know.

[Dre]

I don't know a sugar mama voice.

[Lex]

This is going to be.

[Dre]

She just sounded old. Yeah, just like old lady like that. I don't know.

[Lex]

You look good enough.

[Dre]

Thank you. I got my cane over here. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, so this one is going to be the poor family potion.

[Lex]

All right?

[Dre]

So it's kind of witchy. It's kind of brewed up in there. We got some gummy worms hanging out over the edge coming through the strawberries that we garnished it with. But we have whatever spirit of choice you prefer. We added some red wine to this. We added some pomegranate juice, a little bit of lemon juice, some UBE syrup because it's getting cold outside. So we get some of the warming syrups and then a little bit of food coloring just to kind of get some of that bloody effect inside. And then, like I said, for the garnish and garnished it with a strawberry. I cut a hole so that those worms are kind of like coming out at you. And the rim is some black sugar.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

I mean, sugar mama. This is delicious. You need your big one. She know all people know how to cook. I put my foot in it. Put that ass. Put a foot in it.

[Lex]

Okay, y', all, we back with another poor minds pour. And this one is giving celebration.

[Dre]

This one right here is called Jubilee juice because we're toasting to black joy and heritage and community. We teamed up with Taylor port to give y' all this beautiful punch. It's made with Taylor port wine, habiscus tea, pomegranate juice, and fresh strawberries served.

[Lex]

Up in this custom Taylor port. And pour mine's cup, because it's always a party when we pour it up.

[Dre]

It's rich, it's fruity. It's got that sweet little tang like your home girl showing out at friendsgiving. That's jubilee juice, baby.

[Lex]

Only with Taylor port. Cheers, y'. All.

[Dre]

Do you think that when old people have canes. But she said she got her cane. Sometimes I feel like they don't really be needing it. It be for the aesthetic.

[Lex]

The aesthetic of what?

[Dre]

Being old. Like, I feel like I would be an old person who don't need a cane, but I just have it.

[Lex]

I think it's depending on what kind of cane it is.

[Dre]

Maybe a bedazzled one.

[Lex]

Yeah. Like, if you got a cane and it's, like, gold at the top, and it's like a lion head with the.

[Dre]

Ruby eye, that's the one that Sugar Mama got.

[Lex]

Oh, my God. Yes. Something like that. It's for the aesthetic. But if you got a cane or a walker with the tennis balls at the bottom, you need that bitch. But that's like a real walker, though. That's what I'm saying.

[Dre]

Like, you need that bitch to walk.

[Lex]

If you got the one with the.

[Dre]

Four legs on it.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Probably one of yours don't work, so I just feel like, yeah, I would have the one with the aesthetic. Like a bedazzled. I could see me with a bedazzled cane.

[Lex]

Like Ronald Osley. You know, he stole my style, and I've been wanting it back for a while.

[Dre]

I don't think he stole your style. I think you stole his style. And he's a bald. You still wearing that fro.

[Lex]

This My real hair. I'm just. I love episodes where I can wear my real hair.

[Dre]

You like a black Elvis. Yeah, you do.

[Lex]

No, no. Elvis is a white me. Can't you see Elvis was a white meat?

[Dre]

How do it make you feel, though, that he blew up, you know, and Uncle Bobby didn't.

[Lex]

You know how it makes me feel?

[Dre]

Mm.

[Lex]

It makes me feel like I'm right where I need to be.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

Drinking my drink with Sugar Mama and my sister Trudy.

[Dre]

Your sister.

[Lex]

Trudy? What you gonna do with that booty, Bobby? No. Okay.

[Dre]

I am telling Oscar.

[Lex]

And what he gonna do?

[Dre]

He gonna beat you up. He gonna beat you up because. Why are you trying to flirt with me? Why you talking about my booty?

[Lex]

God damn, this drank good. I wish a mother would.

[Dre]

I wish you would not.

[Lex]

I learned that from Trinidad James. Y'. All.

[Dre]

Y' all look like y' all could be brothers.

[Annabe Sofas Advertiser]

Yes.

[Lex]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dre]

Okay, so, yes, but no, you right. You right. Be flirting with me. Why not, Bobby?

[Lex]

I like to keep it in the family, y'. All. I'm that dog.

[Dre]

And my husband over there, looking so unbothered, he don't even care.

[Lex]

I have been one of my homegirls from college. I have been waiting for this role my entire life.

[Dre]

Really?

[Lex]

We had an inside joke. Literally. We used to sing like Uncle Bobby all the time. And everybody was like, what the fuck? So when we was like, we was doing proud family, you know me, I like to go with the flow and stuff. So they was like, oh, Craig gonna be Uncle Bobby. And you know you gonna be Oscar. I was in the bed like this. It's not fair.

[Dre]

You wanted to be.

[Lex]

I did. No, I wanted to be Uncle Bobby.

[Dre]

Oh. At first she was upset, but I. That's why I said something. Cause I definitely felt like you channel more Uncle Bobby energy than Oscar.

[Lex]

I needed it.

[Dre]

Cause one thing about Lex, she gonna sing regardless. So I feel like, you know, today. Why not do it for a cause.

[Lex]

Come on, do it for the cause. Do it for the cause.

[Dre]

Do it for the plot.

[Lex]

Yes, do it for the plot. Okay, so let's get into what we did.

[Dre]

We ate these little outfits up.

[Lex]

You don't think I ate mine? No, you did. You got the bob going kinda.

[Dre]

It's keep falling.

[Lex]

It's all right though.

[Dre]

But it's all right. I had to tuck it under. Yeah. Like Nene said. But it's working.

[Lex]

So we gonna get into our poor decisions this week.

[Dre]

Yes.

[Lex]

And what you got going on? What's your poor decision?

[Dre]

Me? What is my poor decision?

[Lex]

What did you do this week? You was like, this week. It didn't make no sense. I shouldn't did that. Y' all know this segment is always sponsored by teleport.

[Dre]

I should have went out the other night. That was my poor decision of the week because me. Okay, so y' all know Lex and I, we were guests on the Five20 Live podcast tour.

[Lex]

Yeah. So shout out to them, boys.

[Dre]

Shout out to 5:20 podcast. So we went to the show on Friday and we went on stage where we did like a little 30, 40 minute set.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Fun. We had a good time and then we decided that we were gonna go eat. So we ended up going to the Vine. We went and got some food, we had a few more drinks. I even made it back home. I went back home for a little bit.

[Lex]

I think I. I might have even.

[Dre]

Took a little nap. And then here go Legs calling me.

[Annabe Sofas Advertiser]

Let's go to.

[Dre]

Oh, because they had invited us to go to Opium because they got a station at Opium them. So they was like, oh, we going to Opium tonight. And me and Lex, we really some aunties. For real. Well, I guess auntie and un. So we had ended up like being like, we not going out tonight. We not going out. We going to stay home. Yep, yep, we going to stay home. But then Lex called Me, it was like one in the morning. Talk about. Yes, you called me and you walk me up out of my sleep, my slumber.

[Lex]

So.

[Dre]

So you was like, oh, let's go to opium. Let's go to opium. And opium not that far from my house either. So I ended up getting out my bed, coming to the club with you, and we got even Moto up. I was already drunk when we left. Devon, when I say I was so toasted on Sunday, I mean Saturday. My bad Saturday when I woke up, I could not even function. I literally was in bed all day. And it's funny, cuz we was texting each other, each other and I was like, lex, I'm still in the bed. It was like 2pm and you was like, me too. We were so up, like. And I hate it be fun and it be seeming like a good idea in the moment. In the moment. And then when you wake up the next morning, you be like, now why the hell did I do that? And I'm really a routine person at this point in my life. Like, y' all know I'm in my 30s now. I be having my little routine. I like to wake up, pray, meditate, stretch, go to the gym, make my breakfast. All of the things. Yeah, my breakfast. All of the things I didn't do all day Saturday. I laid in bed the whole day.

[Lex]

It took me two days to recover actually. Yeah, like Sunday. But I went to sleep. Oh my God. Good morning.

[Dre]

It's breakfast. Well, I.

[Lex]

You don't have. All right. That's all right.

[Dre]

I mean, it is breakfast.

[Lex]

It is breakfast. And you know, Bob, keep falling. It's all right. It's all right. We had a good time. But I just wanna say, I know I'm old, right? I'm in that point in my life where I just be thanking God for no damn reason. But it's always a good reason to thank him.

[Dre]

Yeah, yeah, you should thank him for no reason.

[Lex]

I mean, I'm telling y', all, even though you a real worshiper. I'm a real worshiper. I just be finding myself in moments and I'm. And I'm. And I'm thanking God all the time. So a poor decision that I had this week was, you know, I like to pertain it to my home.

[Dre]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lex]

And I want to be careful when I speak here. I just have to say, this is all I'm going to say. When you get work done on your house, just stick to what you know. Don't bring nobody else in. Don't do no this don't do no. Just stick to what you know. And I'm just leave it at that. Y' all wondering why I ain't posting no Lex P TV episodes? It's some shit going on at the sanctuary. But Tito is my dog, and Tito is here to save the day. And we almost through it. We almost through it. You know?

[Dre]

You not gonna tell us what happened?

[Lex]

I mean, it's just. I'm gonna just say it's a lot of fucking holes in my wall and not these walls. Okay. Cause there's holes in there. It's too.

[Dre]

Okay.

[Lex]

What? No, I get. I get freaky, y', all, and I don't like to stall.

[Dre]

You can put your leg on. This is, like, the second time you've lifted it up, and I think we're only like 15 minutes in.

[Lex]

Ooh, you was on porn.

[Dre]

Yeah, I was.

[Lex]

You know the time. And I like the rhyme. This is why we a duo. I miss drinking Nu.

[Dre]

Oh, my God. You know how often I think about the fact that I miss drinking Nuvo as well. I feel like, honestly, children will never know. They will never understand.

[Lex]

But I'm not being funny. Taylor Port is the closest to nouveau that we gonna get. Cause you can do so much with it going down. We can go and kick it like judo.

[Dre]

We both keep kicking our. This is that Taylor Port.

[Lex]

It's that Taylor.

[Dre]

Would I be sport make you teleport?

[Lex]

That's what I was doing this weekend, sugar mama. What was your pole decision?

[Dre]

I transferred some money, a large amount of money to my high yield savings on Friday.

[Lex]

That's a good decision.

[Dre]

On Friday One is the weekend. Two, it was Columbus Day. A holiday. Yeah, it's.

[Lex]

I got it now, but Monday, I.

[Dre]

Was calling like, where is my money?

[Lex]

Where are my funds?

[Dre]

Where's my money at? If I know not to do that again, I'll do transfers like that during the week.

[Lex]

Okay, I feel you on that, but I'm glad you have a high yield.

[Dre]

Yeah, everybody should have one. Everybody should. Everybody count and grow at this point.

[Lex]

Everybody, everybody. I literally always have.

[Dre]

And the acorns.

[Lex]

Acorns. And you know what?

[Dre]

I don't know, though?

[Lex]

Put me on it.

[Dre]

Well, it's not a bad thing, but I just feel like if you are a person who is very, like, OCD anxious about your money and your investments right now is.

[Lex]

I don't know. Oh, it's getting ugly in the field.

[Dre]

If you. In the stock market. Yeah, yeah. Like, so if you're somebody who you kind of, like, conservative with Your money and spending and you scared if you lose a little corn.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Now is not the time. Like, even. Because, you know, I be day trading.

[Lex]

So it's for the big ball of time right now.

[Dre]

Well, no, the thing about day trading is, like, you can. You can make money either way the stock market goes, but it's risky.

[Lex]

Risky.

[Dre]

It's risky. And then if you're just a conservative trader, you're somebody who just buys stocks and keeps them and holds them. It's still a little risky right now because everything is just so up and down. Don't never know what announcement this man gonna make every day.

[Lex]

I'm telling you right now, be swaying.

[Dre]

The stock market every single day. So, I mean, just a little risky. Like, I feel like if you do want to grow your interest on your money in a safer way, I guess than like a high yield savings account is a good option right now.

[Lex]

That's right.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

I mean, the smartest thing of.

[Dre]

It's not really that much risk. That's why I know the dollar is not worth it. Like, it's not to say it's not worth nothing, but it's down 11%.

[Lex]

So what's worth more right now, $1 or that? Poo NY.

[Dre]

I knew you was about to say that. I. I hate it here. I don't need to know you this well.

[Lex]

I need to get my returns. These hoes don't learn.

[Dre]

I knew you was gonna say that, but no, for real. Did y' all know that the American dollar is down 11%? So it's only worth, I think, 89 cents. Oh, right now?

[Lex]

That was my horror scream. It's a hot.

[Dre]

So a dollar is what? It's not a dollar.

[Lex]

We supposed to be scared. It's a Halloween episode.

[Dre]

Was that a good scream?

[Lex]

Yeah, that.

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[Lex]

That's right.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

I mean the smartest thing, it's not.

[Dre]

Really that much risk. That's why I know the dollar is not worth, like, and let's say it's not worth anything, but it's down 11%.

[Lex]

So what's worth more right now? $1 or that poo nanny.

[Dre]

I knew you was about to say that. I. I hate it here. I don't need to know you this well.

[Lex]

I need to get my returns. These hoes gonna work.

[Dre]

I knew you was gonna say that, but no, for real. Did y' all know that the American dollar is down 11%? So it's only worth, I think, 89 cent. Oh, right now.

[Lex]

That was my horror scream. It's a.

[Dre]

So a dollar is what? It's not a dollar.

[Lex]

We supposed to be scared. It's a Halloween episode.

[Dre]

Was that a good scream?

[Lex]

Yeah, that was. We gonna work on our stream.

[Dre]

I could see my tinsels if you was close.

[Lex]

Tussles, you are the funniest person on walking planet Earth. Why? Okay, we moving on. We moving on. So sugar mama got her money Sugar mama got her sugar. Thank God Trudy has recovered. I have recovered and my whole are getting fixed. So let's get into this first topic.

[Dre]

Let's get into it.

[Lex]

Cause we. Speaking of screams, right? Would you date someone who acts super tough in real life, but they scream in a haunted house?

[Dre]

No, that's pussy.

[Lex]

Ooh, it's strict.

[Dre]

Yeah. Like, if what you scared for, how you gonna protect me and you screaming.

[Lex]

But they, you know, they make it. Okay, is the last time you went to a haunted house when we went together. Because that was the last time I went.

[Dre]

What was the last.

[Lex]

When did we go together? We went to Orlando. That was the last time. I went to 100.

[Dre]

No, I went the year after that out here in Atlanta.

[Lex]

With who?

[Dre]

I said, now you in my business.

[Lex]

Was you with a monster?

[Dre]

I do things. Maybe.

[Lex]

You better tell me who you was with and if you suck that dick.

[Dre]

I did not suck the deed.

[Lex]

Okay, but I'll say this honestly. I. When I first said, okay, a haunted house, imagine like, if you want a date, you want a haunted house, and you would do it.

[Dre]

You're like, oh, he would never see me again if he was going.

[Lex]

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but by the time this episode drops, I hope this is what that came out. And I'm not bursting no bubble. If it is, we'll just take it out. But my homegirl, my best friend Belen, she is. She. She's doing a short film, right? It's absolutely horrifying. It's a little funny. It's like a comedy Horror, Right?

[Dre]

It's like a short film, but it's scary for real.

[Lex]

It's scary for real. And the haunted house she was in was awful. Like, oh my God.

[Dre]

Here in Atlanta.

[Lex]

No, she. She went to Birmingham. It's in Birmingham.

[Dre]

Oh, we gotta go to Birmingham.

[Lex]

Fuck no. It was this. I'm watching. Yes. Draya. They didn't make it. Like, they don't do that at Orlando, where we went. That wasn't in Universal Studios.

[Dre]

But that's different. That's Universal Studios. I don't like. They gotta keep it a little pg. No, I don't want nobody to be trying to sue.

[Lex]

That shit was X rated. And it wasn't outdated. It was scary. And if I was in a haunted house like that with a. You know what? I need a. With some fear in his heart. I need a nigga who gonna run. I. I don't want no superhero hoe ass nigga that's trying to save the day. That's how them niggas get killed in the movie. Let's get out. This motherfucker protect me.

[Dre]

But we know that. Don't be trying to fight.

[Lex]

Yeah, I don't need all that muscle.

[Dre]

To get out of here.

[Lex]

You gonna fight? Jeepers creepers, nigga. He finna whoop your ass. He been sleeping for 21 years. You finna get cooked. And you know what's gonna dry my pussy up more? You getting your ass. You trying to be here up. Scream and run, ho ass nigga. Yeah, scream and run.

[Dre]

But you said he got a hole in it. That's probably why the juice be seeping out.

[Lex]

You know what? This is what I have to say.

[Dre]

But no for real, though. I don't know. Because my thing about haunted houses is it's not real.

[Lex]

But you don't feel that way.

[Dre]

This is how I know you're not.

[Lex]

Okay, okay, Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead.

[Dre]

I'm sorry.

[Lex]

I didn't mean to.

[Dre]

No, it's okay. But I'm just saying, like, it's not real. So why are you screaming like that as a man? Like, it's different. If we in a real life situation where our lives are in danger, then yes, I agree with Ty. I need you to protect me. But I also understand your fear. In a haunted house. Now, I don't want no screaming. Why are you 40? Screaming is crazy. Screaming is crazy.

[Lex]

Screaming is.

[Dre]

It's a little too far. It's scary, but not trying to square up. Why are you in a haunted house? I like Michelle A. I don't like.

[Lex]

Something I don't like. Okay, but let me say this.

[Dre]

I don't like it.

[Lex]

This is how I know. Okay? Do you watch horror movies, sugar mama? Not in. No. I know. Do you watch horror movies? No. I know as a horror movie fanatic, a expert, if you will. There are movies where they show you. You will go in a haunted house and think you're having a good time. And it's people who have fetishes and they act like it's a haunted house, but they're really murderers. And that happened in real life. That happened in real life is a case that happened like that one time, maybe two. One time is good enough for me.

[Dre]

Well, then in that case, if you know that information, then don't take your whole ass to a fucking haunted house.

[Lex]

But I'm just saying. So something in your words, in the back of your mind. In the back of your mind, sometimes you feel like you walking through a grocery store. Is this nigga watching me?

[Dre]

I feel like you're a psychopath if you know this type of information and you go to a haunted house. The house still. I didn't know that.

[Lex]

Yes.

[Dre]

I didn't know that. It be like real ax murderers and up in there. I thought we all just there having a.

[Lex]

Some people are not having a. Chasing.

[Dre]

Me, cuz you getting paid and they trying to make that check.

[Lex]

Imagine if you walk behind the corner and there go Donald Trump. Grab her by the. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay, you might need to work in the.

[Dre]

Honey, what if he find.

[Lex]

We gonna get to that in a second. But I don't think that if. But he has to be a horror movie fan. Like, if. We watch horror movies all the time. And like I said, me and B. Lynn do. So when she showed me the footage, I was like, I don't think you're acting. I said. She was like, no, I was actually scared in this moment. Like now, mind you, she's a real thespian, a real actress. So I'm like. I was like, are you act. That should be scary. It's really scary. Cause people are weird. Y' all know, people weird out here. People are horrifying and scary.

[Dre]

I just. I'm not really a haunted house person, though, to be honest, you laughed the.

[Lex]

Whole time we was there. That's what she did. I'm thinking it's Chucky behind me. And she's right.

[Dre]

Go, girl. Why?

[Lex]

Why you stupid?

[Dre]

I don't know, I just. I just feel like it just. It's not that scary to me because I know you can't really do shit. But now that you done told me that, I'm just kind of like, well, that's even more reason for me to not go to Dallas.

[Lex]

Don't go in a rural area, like in the city. Why the fuck would I do that? You might come to Orange with me.

[Dre]

No, you came to Orange for a special event.

[Lex]

That was rip.

[Dre]

Me just being an Orange Texas just for the hell of.

[Lex]

It is I'm saying though. So, okay, so okay, on the level of 1 to 10, then we gonna move on. What's the level of the man? How high can he scream? One is like. One is like a oh, oh. He trying to sound hard, right?

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

Then it's like a.

[Dre]

Oh is cool, but I would prefer a.

[Lex]

Oh, you straight. She said, oh, no, you taking a.

[Dre]

Bag, you taking a back. But that's it. But you. You calm. You that you a nigga and you remembering it.

[Lex]

So he like, yeah, see this scary. God damn. Oh, yeah.

[Dre]

He calm about it. I like this.

[Lex]

Oh, my God. This scared and all me keep your.

[Dre]

Reservations about you Be calm. Cause I'm washing damn.

[Lex]

Okay. I'm not gonna lie.

[Dre]

If a scream. If he screams to the top of his lungs, I'm gonna run away. And he would never see me again.

[Lex]

Never.

[Dre]

We not even ride at home together.

[Lex]

Okay, okay, but what. Okay, so what if he didn't scream but he starts pushing you towards the monster?

[Dre]

I feel like if he started pushing me towards the monster, I will push him back.

[Lex]

You finna fight him?

[Dre]

I think gonna be squabbling in the hoe. Cause why the fuck is you pushing me?

[Lex]

Are you alcohol? Is you cool?

[Dre]

Because now I feel like I could call you a ho.

[Lex]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Dre]

I don't like that.

[Lex]

Okay, but what if he embarrasses you? He starts like, swinging. He starts swinging on the actors, like on the. On the monsters. Like, he starts swinging on them. Like he's like traumatized. Like, maybe something happened to him. He was younger. He starts freaking out.

[Dre]

Yeah, I think all of these things could be avoided by having, like, real conversations with somebody before you take them to a haunted house. Cause some people do be having, like, they be having trauma and stuff that they've been through that it might trigger something. It might trigger something for them. And like, I don't want to find out about your traumas at a honey ho, because I'm not even gonna be looking at it like that. I'm just be like, I'm gonna call you afterwards and be like this.

[Lex]

Oh, you and what's Funny about it is you ain't lying.

[Dre]

I'm not. And then you gonna be like, for real, what he do? And then I'm gonna tell you. You gonna be like, oh, he is pussy.

[Lex]

Yeah, I' ma laugh now. One thing about it. I love to laugh. We gonna laugh at each other.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

One thing about. Delete, delete. The most horrible thing about it. The scariest thing about Halloween is. Yo, bitches friends. I'm a haunted.

[Dre]

Not even about Halloween. The other 364 days I'm on.

[Lex]

Because I'm on your ass. Please, I be laughing at I'm on your ass daily. I'm every nigga nightmare.

[Dre]

Ooh.

[Lex]

I really am. For real. If I'm. If your homegirl not you, Freddie, if your homegirl is friends with me, just know I got a nickname for your ass. I'm on your ass. You something. And then what? Make it worse? I'm saying it in your face. And we can go toe to toe, bar for bar. I' ma rank on your ass. Let's do it. I love it. Cause I wanna see if you funny real quick, though.

[Dre]

I love the word rank. I love how it has multiple meetings.

[Lex]

Ooh, it do.

[Dre]

It do. Cause you can rank on a nigga.

[Lex]

Like, I'm on your ass.

[Dre]

Let him down. You on his ass. Y' all going joke for joke. Me? You got that nigga ranked.

[Lex]

Then you.

[Dre]

Got the rank of something.

[Lex]

Society.

[Dre]

Yeah, society. Societal rank.

[Lex]

Like, I just watched Hunger Games again last night. Yeah, you either in District 12? Are you in the capital?

[Dre]

That's ranked die for your district. But, yeah, like, I love. I love words that have multiple meanings. Because I call people rank all the time. Because it be some rank ass people. We experienced a rank ass bitch recently.

[Lex]

Oh, I got a new cry. I forgot to tell you.

[Dre]

Wait.

[Lex]

I have a new way that I cry. I've been practicing it for a while. Yeah, I mean, we don't have to show it.

[Dre]

I mean, no, I'm actually interested. How do you even discover that?

[Lex]

Because I was like, what is impactful that's gonna make somebody be like, oh, my God, I really hurt this bitch. But I'm also.

[Dre]

And if I don't feel hurt, bitch, you need to go back to the drawing board.

[Lex]

I need you to feel hurt, but I need you to feel afraid. Right? And I need you to feel like, what she's gonna do? What is she gonna do next? So I go like this. It's the after. Did you feel it?

[Dre]

No.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

I actually felt nothing.

[Lex]

I felt like, no, because Think about a normal cry.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

Because you, like. You heard my feel versus you like, shit. Yeah. But you. Tom was affected.

[Dre]

But you know what's funny is that I was gonna say literally nobody in the room was affected.

[Lex]

Tom was affected. I think I was more affected by.

[Dre]

The thing, mind y'.

[Lex]

All.

[Dre]

It's like seven people in the room.

[Lex]

Nobody. Nobody.

[Dre]

Okay, Nobody did it. Right, But.

[Lex]

Because you were expecting it. But that. Imagine if we're in a moment and we arguing, right? If me and you arguing.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

And I'm just like, you like, you know what? I can't do this no more. And I'm like this.

[Dre]

And these are real tears coming.

[Lex]

Yes. You see them.

[Dre]

Miss, I don't think you just having a mental breakdown.

[Lex]

No, exactly. You didn't even know that you hurt.

[Dre]

Might even call the police.

[Lex]

That's. That's. I'm telling you, that's the one.

[Dre]

You might need to be in the streets.

[Lex]

Y' all tripping. This is why y' all got to get in the situation. Get in the situation.

[Dre]

So what type of elaborate. What type of situation call for that type of person?

[Lex]

I feel like you breaking over me right now because you don't know when I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna let you go. Act like you like, dumping me right now.

[Dre]

You know? Oh, let me do my man voice, you know?

[Lex]

Yeah, y'. All can't. Y'. All. Y' all laughing.

[Dre]

Oh, my God. Let me get back in character. You know, it's been real, girl.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Like, I with you, but I just don't think that I'm where you are. Like, I'm not ready for what you ready for.

[Lex]

And.

[Dre]

And, you know, it's. It's not you, it's me. I'm not man enough for you. Word to Tony Brixton.

[Lex]

Oh, that's exactly what.

[Dre]

It's me. I'm not man enough.

[Lex]

It's.

[Dre]

I'm not man enough. And I can't give you what you need. And I can't be the man that you need me to be in your life and fulfill all your needs and your desires. Like, even when we be having sex, you don't moan. Oh, I keep going. And if I was really the. I would be like, oh, these people slow as.

[Lex]

Y' all wouldn't feel that.

[Dre]

Something wrong.

[Lex]

Said she felt it.

[Dre]

You did.

[Lex]

Wait, I'm trying not to laugh.

[Dre]

Oh, you felt what I was saying. Yeah, exactly. That's that ugly cry down the shower wall. Yeah, it is.

[Lex]

Maybe I'll go back to the drawing board. Maybe not the screen. Maybe I need to.

[Dre]

Now you look like them gummy people who ain't got no teeth.

[Lex]

Oh, no, no, no. I kind of like that one.

[Dre]

You know, I think a real cry is just way more impactful. Like, if you really feeling it and you really in the feelings and the emotions and you really crying, I think that's going to do more than anything else will do. But, yeah, if I was your man and you did it to me, I probably would leave and never come back.

[Lex]

I think I got a great.

[Dre]

Because I would think something is wrong with you. Like, now I'm scared that you might. Because why are you acting so.

[Lex]

Already scared?

[Dre]

But, like, why are you acting. You might be afraid. I don't know what you might do. You might go in the kitchen and grab a butcher knife or some. I don't know. Cause you being weird.

[Lex]

Speaking of scary, why do you.

[Dre]

Is he soft? Is your fro soft?

[Lex]

It's my real hair. You know how my real hair feels?

[Dre]

It's not your hair. Let me see. Let me see.

[Lex]

Come here.

[Dre]

That's not your hair.

[Lex]

Yeah, it is a little. Y' all like it, Trudy.

[Dre]

But I do feel like.

[Lex]

Let me eat the. Okay, we gotta move on now.

[Dre]

That was funny.

[Lex]

We gotta move on.

[Dre]

Okay, but good morning.

[Lex]

On somebody, though, like, try it actually out. For real. I haven't tried it out. Oh, y' all was my first audience.

[Dre]

Okay, don't try this.

[Lex]

You should try it and see if it works. I think the best way to tell one thing about me, y', all. I' ma try it.

[Dre]

Because if she got some real tears, she gonna bring real emotions.

[Lex]

That's what I'm saying. Y' all thinking of it in the moment that. In Poor Minds with the cameras. Yeah, y' all gotta think of it in a. A real moment.

[Dre]

But this is the thing, though. It's like. It was, like, seven people in the room and, like, multiple different. Multiple different zodiac signs, like, all different temperaments, and nobody was affected. They didn't think it's impactful.

[Lex]

They wasn't like.

[Dre]

No. Nobody was.

[Lex]

Maybe I need to grab my chest with it. Yeah.

[Dre]

I don't know, Le. I think you just need to go back to the drawing board. Like, all right.

[Lex]

I ain't mad at it.

[Dre]

I appreciate for. Is this for a real life scenario, or is this for your acting career?

[Lex]

No, I just like to trick.

[Dre]

Oh, that don't work. That ain't going to work.

[Lex]

Oh, you right. I'mma go back to. I'mma try. I'mma try something.

[Dre]

Try you dish yourself off and try again.

[Lex]

Uncle Bobby. God damn y'. All. Okay, what's the second topic? Damn my gonna be an hour. Hey Wal, you was right.

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[Dre]

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[Lex]

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[Dre]

A specific neighborhood, average price range, and more. It lets you easily connect with all the agents in the area you're searching so you can find the right agent with the right experience and ultimately the right home for you.

[Lex]

Homes.com.

[Dre]

We'Ve done your homework.

[Lex]

No, I just like to trick.

[Dre]

Oh, that don't work. That ain't gonna work.

[Lex]

Oh, you right. I'm gonna go back to.

[Dre]

I'm gonna try.

[Lex]

I'm gonna try something. Try.

[Dre]

You dish yourself off and try Uncle Bobby.

[Lex]

God damn y'. All. Okay, what's the second topic? Okay, well, you was right.

[Dre]

So for topic number two, I wanted to talk about if you were the villain in a scary movie, what would your name be? What would your backstory be? And how would you scare people? Can I get another drink?

[Lex]

Yeah, let me get another shot.

[Dre]

I want a shot. Yeah.

[Lex]

Sugar mama, I can't think. I need another drink.

[Dre]

Oh, I like that. That was good.

[Lex]

Okay, so what's your real name? Mitch.

[Dre]

I asked you.

[Lex]

Oh, you asked me first.

[Dre]

I mean, Mitch. Are you a man?

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Can't call you bitch.

[Lex]

Um, um, my name, my villain name would be the Haterator.

[Dre]

Girl. What?

[Lex]

I'm the Haterator. I am the hater. See, I'm a hating ass nigga.

[Dre]

Sugar mama Booty knocked it over. By the way. That thing poking all. She can't even.

[Lex]

All that ass. She done broke the glass.

[Dre]

She even passed on it. She walk around with all that damn ass on it.

[Lex]

Oh, I'm not supposed to twerk. I'm.

[Dre]

Man, you can you. I feel like Uncle Bobby twerks.

[Lex]

You think so?

[Dre]

Absolutely. He has on heels.

[Lex]

And don't forget it.

[Dre]

I think he. I think he twerks.

[Lex]

So I'm the haterator? Yeah, I'm the haterator. And I. I don't like that name. I don't give a damn. You not supposed to. I'm the villain. I'm not here to bring happiness and butterflies and rainbows. I'm here to hate Hoad nigga. And I'm gonna do it in the worst way in the haunted house. You with your bitch. I'm finna embarrass you. That bitch ass nigga, scary ass nigga. That's your. He finna be mad as fuck. And then I'm gonna keep doing it. I' ma rank on him so bad. The hater. I just hate on niggas. Only niggas, though. I only hate on niggas.

[Dre]

But what is your soup like? What? How? My superpower.

[Lex]

Yeah. I scare people because my hateration is so serious. So I can read your insecurities. So a nigga be like. I'll be like, damn, bro, where your hairline went? You know niggas don't like that shit. Where your hairline at, nigga? Where your hairline at, ho at, nigga? I. I dig in their insecurities. I'm here to hate on you and to make you feel so low. You know what's next when they feel low? Yeah. Destruction, ruin. Horrifying things happen when a nigga has been broke down. And what I do, I'm here to break a nigga down.

[Dre]

Why? What's the end goal?

[Lex]

What is the end go of any villain? I wanna break down every nigga in the world so I can conquer. I want to conquer niggers. I'm here to conquer the world. What is my villain origin?

[Dre]

You said that with so much conviction.

[Lex]

Yeah, I believe it. I am. This is my villain origin story. Is like any other woman who got cheated on, hurt, lied to. I'm here to hate the world into a better place. Cause once I hate on y' all nigga, you gonna see he ain't worth the goddamn.

[Dre]

So you want everybody else to be.

[Lex]

Yeah, no, we about to be happy. Cause we're about to realize how much better life is. We without. And we can do it on our own.

[Dre]

I be with you up until. I always think about, like, without men, there would be no sex.

[Lex]

Right, right, right. But we gonna have a few. Like, a few.

[Dre]

I mean, it would be sex. It's not menstruating.

[Lex]

No, no, no, no. We gonna have a few. Like, that's gonna be on our side, you know, and they're gonna.

[Dre]

So would you start coochie rubbing?

[Lex]

No, I'm talking about there's gonna be a few men on our side.

[Dre]

No, but we can't.

[Lex]

Yes, we can.

[Dre]

You can't make women feel like we're better off without men and then still.

[Lex]

Have a few men. I can do what I want. I'm the haterator. Okay, what do you mean? I make the rules. No, but fuck you. No, I Do.

[Dre]

Cause I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna question it. I'm gonna be like, okay, hater.

[Lex]

This is for the women who need it. Who need it.

[Dre]

So what if somebody questioning you too much because you're a villain?

[Lex]

Like, then you die.

[Dre]

But how do you kill them?

[Lex]

I hate on them so bad that they jump.

[Dre]

That's horrible.

[Lex]

I don't ever. I don't ever do it.

[Dre]

I thought you was gonna say something like you had a look and then it was like X ray vision, laser vision.

[Lex]

No.

[Dre]

And then they sliced their neck in half.

[Lex]

No, I'm dark. I want you to do it yourself, ho ass. Do it, do it. That's what I say. And then they start crying. They start crying like, no, I don't want him. I don't want him. Guess what? I start doing crying with him. And then we both crying. And he don't know what to do. Cause why is you crying?

[Dre]

I'm crying. He crying. We all crowed. We crowed together.

[Lex]

The hater writer is going to get the world back in order. And you know who my arch nemesis is?

[Dre]

Me.

[Lex]

No, not you.

[Dre]

I don't even. Well.

[Lex]

Cause you're a villain too.

[Dre]

I am.

[Lex]

What's your villain name?

[Dre]

The Seductress.

[Lex]

I'm gonna put this wet pussy on you. I'm gonna stop all the fire.

[Dre]

Might start some.

[Lex]

What the fuck? Okay, what is your origin story though?

[Dre]

I just be tired of men.

[Lex]

Nah, we got the Avengers.

[Dre]

What Tupac said in that song, we was but once two players of the same kind. Trying to holla at a hoochie with the same mind. That's us. We like, we come from the same origin story. We just handled it different.

[Lex]

Okay, so you like to seduce men?

[Dre]

Yeah, because I be tired of them playing in women faces and like doing women wrong and stuff. So it's like I'm the one, I'm the get back. Because you gonna fall in love with me. Then I'm gonna dip on you. I like hurt your feelings.

[Lex]

I like it.

[Dre]

Yeah, but what I mean, I'm handle you how you be handling other beaches.

[Lex]

But you hurt their feelings. And then what? Like, are you like a super and.

[Dre]

My theme song is Usher Seduction. When I walk in the room and start playing.

[Lex]

Bro finna escape. No, they not.

[Dre]

Cause I'mma walk in real sexy.

[Lex]

And.

[Dre]

I'm going be swaying my hoops. Sensual, sexual body.

[Lex]

You work.

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[Dre]

You gonna make me.

[Lex]

But let me ask, this is your end goal? Like in the end?

[Dre]

I don't have one.

[Lex]

No, I'm Saying my end goal is.

[Dre]

For all the musicians sad.

[Lex]

Oh, they. They're gonna die or they're gonna be sad. Yeah, okay.

[Dre]

Absolutely. They're gonna die.

[Lex]

Like what is it though? What. What kills them?

[Dre]

We gonna take a shot together?

[Lex]

Wait, I didn't get a shot.

[Dre]

It's gonna be poison.

[Lex]

Hold on. That girl is poison. Okay. I like the seductress. You do?

[Dre]

I feel like.

[Lex]

Yeah, you was trying to play me because I didn't know where you were going with it.

[Dre]

You know, I was gonna say cause my wig is. But I wasn't gonna say that.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

And I don't know why you always go there. It's crazy. Because you ain't never had my.

[Lex]

No, but it's because of what you say. But you do know I don't say. Yes you do.

[Dre]

No, I don't. I never say that any. It's so funny that you. Cuz I never say that. I feel like you've seen you.

[Lex]

No, no, I. No, you always say it's good. No, no. You say it's good. I don't. We've had personal conversations.

[Dre]

I don't. I definitely don't say that in personal conversation. Yes you do, Lex. You do too. If that's the case, then you be.

[Lex]

I. I'm not denying it.

[Dre]

But no. Cuz you. You will sit on poor and be like my coochie not good.

[Lex]

It's all right.

[Dre]

But in real life I got that snack coochie too good. Me personally, Lex is lying. I really don't talk about how good my coochie is. I think the results show for themselves.

[Lex]

This is what I'm saying. All I'm saying. I just assume the seductress. That's what I would assume. But I think the seductress and the hater Raider could come together and make a beautiful world.

[Dre]

We could be like the Avengers.

[Lex]

That's what I say. Todd, do you have your villain name?

[Dre]

Count Nigula. Oh, and I get the drunk. Yeah, my fingers. Your drink is refilled.

[Lex]

I like.

[Dre]

I'm a carry crown royal on one side.

[Lex]

I like that.

[Dre]

And a straw on the other is good.

[Lex]

I like Cal Nicula. I like this because then it makes it easy for me to come in and hate on their ass. Cause like to drink and they depressed. I'm gonna hop on that.

[Dre]

Yeah. And that make it easier for me to seduce them.

[Lex]

So do you give them coochie when you seduce them?

[Dre]

No. Oh, I think that's the allure of me. I hate giving coochie like, I know I got it on me, but I'm not going to give it to you.

[Lex]

You got that thing on.

[Dre]

I always got it on me. But you'll never get it. Like, I love that about the seductress. She not giving. No, no coochie.

[Lex]

I love the seductress. I feel like your outfit, the only. Like a Catwoman. Yeah, the Catwoman outfit.

[Dre]

No, no, it's gonna be something with lace.

[Lex]

Lace?

[Dre]

Yeah, a little lace.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

Maybe a little mask.

[Lex]

But that's what I'm saying. I think you need to be in something that you can fight in. Sometimes they gonna try to fight back.

[Dre]

The man is gonna try to fight me. Yes.

[Lex]

Because they. Once they hear that music, you're gonna. Because when you first start.

[Dre]

That sounds very ghetto.

[Lex]

But when you start your villain era, you're gonna get. The first few victims are easy. But once people start hearing about you and they start knowing when that beat drop, they know the seductress is coming. So you gonna have some fighters. So you gotta be able to fight back. It's okay. In movies, you, like, just know taekwondo.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

I don't know.

[Dre]

I'm not. I don't need to know taekwondo.

[Lex]

You gonna know something. Jiu Jitsu, something.

[Dre]

Yeah. Beacho Hoe.

[Lex]

Yeah. Something where you can just get.

[Dre]

That's a little hood.

[Lex]

So that this hood. You know what your signature move is? You a nigga. You think he finna you. They think you finna ride his face and you get on and straddle him.

[Dre]

And you take strangle him.

[Lex]

Oh, my God.

[Dre]

I could crush walnuts.

[Lex]

I know you could. That's your signature move. They think they finna eat that monkey and they finna go to the high, high heavens.

[Dre]

I thought you was gonna say something. Rhyme, Uncle Bobby.

[Lex]

You want me to rhyme, dog? I ain't got no time, dog. Cause it's time to go to the next topic. I want you to pop, lock and drop it.

[Dre]

That was good.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

I feel like, yes, we would be a great team. Count Nicula the Seductress and the Hater. Raider and the Haterator. But I don't know. But it's.

[Lex]

Count Nicula gonna try to fight me because I'll make us go to the dancer.

[Dre]

But I also feel like you will get us in so much drama that we just don't gotta be in fact. And then we will probably end up leaving you informing our own super team and getting somebody else to join. You know how they would do that?

[Lex]

Yeah. You know, because they had like, what Was it Iron man versus who was he versus?

[Dre]

You know, or even.

[Lex]

Or Captain America.

[Dre]

Yeah. Or even Power Rangers. You know, they had a few different people that play different roles.

[Lex]

Oh, you can't replace the hater Raider.

[Dre]

People would definitely replace the hater.

[Lex]

You can't replace the hater Raider.

[Dre]

No, we wouldn't want to. We would just have a new team member with a new name, with a new power. Cuz, you getting us in too much trouble. Cuz. Why you always hating?

[Lex]

Why not?

[Dre]

I don't like that.

[Lex]

Okay, well, that's. That's who I am.

[Dre]

I don't like the hater hater.

[Lex]

It'll hurt my feelings. I'mma cry.

[Dre]

Let me take my shot. Okay, you said you want another drink. A real drink? Seduction. So what would be your. You never said what would be your intro song? Because that would be mine.

[Lex]

I don't know what my intro song would be.

[Dre]

And I feel like honestly, now that I'm thinking about it, I wouldn't have a costume.

[Lex]

You just naked?

[Dre]

No, I wouldn't be naked if I don't want to give niggas coochie. What make you think I would come in naked?

[Lex]

It so you can really. You not committed to the character?

[Dre]

I'm very committed to the character. I may be a trench coat. The illusion of nudeness. Carmen San Diego.

[Lex]

Okay, it's time y' all remember Carmen San Diego. I don't know.

[Dre]

A real life.

[Lex]

I don't like when women wear trench coats and thinking they f to be sexy. Cuz this is not 1942. It's not 20. 22. 22.

[Dre]

Mm.

[Lex]

Okay. Okay. You wanna talk about mother. Now it's time to get into the baby.

[Dre]

The baby.

[Lex]

Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. It's time to get into the bed. You heard what Uncle Bobby said. Okay, so y' all know, per usual, this segment is sponsored by her fantasy box. And y', all, if you want a Ph balance soothing wash for the vulva, this is the whole line that you need, y'. All. It's number one on Tick Tock Shop and on Amazon for a reason. I'm telling you, if you want to get all the goodness in and all the badness out, her fantasy box is for you. And it's plant based ingredients, no artificial fragrances. And it has a freshness that really lasts all day. Like. Cause sometimes if you want to put on an Elvis suit, sometimes it might get a little hot in there. But you know why it's still fresh?

[Dre]

Because of her fantasy box.

[Lex]

It is.

[Dre]

Because you know why Lex used them everywhere wipes just before she sat down.

[Lex]

And my twerk went. Wasn't funky.

[Dre]

It wasn't. But I feel like y' all twerking never funky. Because you also use the boric acid.

[Lex]

Yep. Yeah.

[Dre]

Wash as well and your ph be balanced. And then you know, we also like the yummy oil. I love the yummy oil. It smells good and it mixed really, really well with a lot of my perfumes.

[Lex]

It smells juicy. I like a juicy smell. Like you smell like you can taste it.

[Dre]

Yeah, for sure. And I told y' all too like I when I go to the gym. Because I go to the gym so much. Like I love leaving the gym and still smelling like refreshed.

[Lex]

Good.

[Dre]

Not musty. The whole body deodorant does it for me every time. But you can literally put it everywhere. You can put it under your breast, you can put it under your. Yeah, under your. In all them crevices under your arms, under your booty cheeks, wherever you need a little refreshing, a little straightening. Don't straighten you out.

[Lex]

I need to put it.

[Dre]

It's so hard behind your ear too. Cuz people behind people ears be stinking. I say that all the time.

[Lex]

Well my. Sometimes it's hard for me to because you know, this is my real hair. So when I have it in a lot of times when I'd be trying to pull it up in a pony. But when it's sitting down on my ears all day, it don't be as fresh behind there. So that's a crevice. That's a crevice right there.

[Dre]

I fear it's rank and you need some whole body deodorant.

[Lex]

Yeah, I got you.

[Dre]

Because I'm telling you, behind people ears. I'm so glad I belly buttons too.

[Lex]

Ooh, that's if you got a deep belly. But.

[Dre]

But no, it don't got nothing to do with that.

[Lex]

I have an Audi.

[Dre]

You just gotta wipe it. People don't wipe it. They let their water run.

[Lex]

Ooh, letting water run.

[Dre]

You need so washy.

[Lex]

Yep, yep. You gotta wash and get in them crevice in between them toes too.

[Dre]

Behind your knees.

[Lex]

You know what I'm glad though cuz people always be like, oh, poor mine. They don't ever. I'm so glad that I can show people the natural me. No makeup, no fake hair. Like I just wanted to be myself. Yeah, that's something I love about Halloween. I can always just be myself.

[Dre]

I would hope that you would not have makeup on. Cause you. Uncle Bobby.

[Lex]

Yeah, this is My what?

[Dre]

Mm.

[Lex]

All right, so today, what we talking about? Scary sex.

[Dre]

Yes. If you could hook up with a fictional horror or Halloween character. Who are you picking? You know, has there ever been a villain that you found sexy? You better piss me off. Yes. Because it's the way she was rubbing her fingers. Why are you rubbing them like.

[Lex]

Well, this is one villain. Like, I only see him when I go to sleep. I think about you all the time. I see you in my dream.

[Dre]

Sean Paul.

[Lex]

No, he's not. No. So my favorite villain. Because I like to love people for who they are, you know? And he kind of reminds me of. What's the. I'm sorry, I'm a little tippy. What's the villain's name that. Let me look it up. Cause I don't want to say his name. Cause he be cutting up. Hold on.

[Dre]

I'm nervous, you know? Cause why did you sing that song? I thought you were about to say Sean Paul. I was about to say he a villain.

[Lex]

No. Okay, so what is the Marvel movie. And he has a bunch of burns on his face. Deadpool. He looks like Deadpool without the mask. Who do the man I'm about to say. I love Freddy Krueger. I'm sorry. I think Freddy Krueger got that dick on him. Cuz he like to sneak up on a when she sleep. You know how scoot up on you when you sleep? You like it? What you see?

[Dre]

I.

[Lex]

And there's a somebody on Tik Tok right now as we speak. And he be dancing his ass off with a Freddy Krueger mask. I know. That dick is so good.

[Dre]

So who is the person?

[Lex]

I don't know. It's Freddy Krueger. I want to give Freddy Krueger Kruger some of that good ushy gushy, that wet wet that. Trick or treat that. Happy Halloween.

[Dre]

What about the character turns you on? The power, the mystery?

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[Lex]

Is this the way I can only see you in my fantasy?

[Dre]

The danger.

[Lex]

Think about it. Think about it. You fall asleep. It's time to dream. It's time to be in a fantasy world. And this nigga pop up haunting me, chasing me, trying to get me. Come get this coochie, Freddie. It's all yours.

[Dre]

I just wouldn't want to give no coochie to no nigga named Freddie.

[Lex]

Yeah, I give it to him.

[Dre]

That's just such an old man name.

[Lex]

I like it. I like it.

[Dre]

I don't want to fuck no nigga named Freddy. I do fucking a nigga named Bobby.

[Lex]

It ain't nothing wrong. Cause you been wanting to get me that pussy all along.

[Dre]

No I haven't.

[Lex]

Yes, you have. You never wanted Oscar proud. You wanted me to smack it and make you scream my name real loud.

[Dre]

First of all, I definitely want because you still dress like it was 30 years ago. Like I met you 30 years ago. And it's the same way you still drew.

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[Lex]

This is what I have to say now. This is my real hair, first of all.

[Dre]

But then why it came off?

[Lex]

You know AI. You know how AI be. You know how it be. Anyways, who's your superhero villain that you would get some coochie too? I don't know.

[Dre]

I don't think the screen man got a real name. Ghostface.

[Lex]

That was his face? Yeah, Ghostface.

[Dre]

That's his name. Yeah, that was Ghostface.

[Lex]

I don't know.

[Dre]

I've always wanted to like, have sex with the Ghostface.

[Lex]

Is there a reason?

[Dre]

And he choked me and like he got the mask on. But he be my man.

[Lex]

And y' all both be like this. Yeah, but it can't be your man. Why not? Because it has to be the actual killer. You gotta.

[Dre]

I feel like because I'm the seductress, I could convince him I look like the baby.

[Lex]

You do you remember how the baby. You can't see his eye. Why would you?

[Dre]

Because you told me to prove it.

[Lex]

It's okay.

[Dre]

It's not. But you right? So I feel like me.

[Lex]

It has to be the actual killer.

[Dre]

That's fine. I feel like I could convince him to not kill me.

[Lex]

Seductress. At it again.

[Dre]

Yeah, yeah. We gonna have a good time. And he gonna let me go.

[Lex]

He's not letting you go.

[Dre]

He's gonna definitely let me go.

[Lex]

No, because their goal is bigger than the coochie.

[Dre]

And what's the goal?

[Lex]

To get back.

[Dre]

I'm gonna tell him I know someone else. I know someone else. If the goal is to get somebody.

[Lex]

Then, oh, you're gonna be like, we gonna. Okay, I know someone else.

[Dre]

It don't gotta be me.

[Lex]

Why do it gotta be me? Yeah. Cause he wants. He wants your blood. This is how you don't wash no blood.

[Dre]

I already got my coochie.

[Lex]

No, that's not enough. No, that's not enough. Ty, who's the villain that you get at coochie, too?

[Dre]

I was gonna say Ghostface, but a backup would be Blade. I need like a black.

[Lex]

Ooh, suck, suck.

[Dre]

Here.

[Lex]

Yeah. Okay. That's a good one. Blade is fire. Cause that's when Wesley Snipes was crime. Let me call Wesley, see if he out of jail. Did he pay them taxes?

[Dre]

He was in jail recently.

[Lex]

What?

[Dre]

He was in jail recently?

[Lex]

Well, not recently.

[Dre]

Yeah, I mean, Wesley Sipes was fine. Back in his day, he was Blade. What about Vampire in Brooklyn? What about Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy.

[Lex]

Y'?

[Dre]

All. So y' all would give Blaze some pussy, but not the vampire from Boo? 100%.

[Lex]

Honestly, I would give Eddie Murphy some pussy just off because I want to.

[Dre]

Two players of the same kind.

[Lex]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind. Now, you know who was supposed to. I was trying to look up his name. Mahershala Ali. He was supposed to play the nude Blade. Oh, really? Now that's the Blade I wanna find.

[Dre]

Yeah, that would be a good one.

[Lex]

That's the Blade. Ain't no it's been to be a different movie made. You know what I'm saying? I just want to let everybody know we will never get a Marvel Disney collaboration after this episode.

[Dre]

But it's for us.

[Lex]

Yeah, we will. We will.

[Dre]

We didn't say we will. Fuck this.

[Lex]

God damn it.

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[Lex]

Shut up and get me that booty.

[Dre]

I'm not giving you anything because your hair not even real. Your hair not.

[Lex]

Oh, yes, it is.

[Dre]

I. Your voice not real. You stuff. I know you. You would love that. You would love to stuff it. But no.

[Lex]

Okay. All right, you right. Maybe you right, but I like Blade. Blade was an awesome.

[Dre]

Blade is a good one.

[Lex]

Blade is a good choice. That even crossed my mind. All right.

[Dre]

Character, would you never want to see somebody show up? As in the bedroom?

[Lex]

Never. Honestly, I feel like Michael Myers because.

[Dre]

I hate his hair.

[Lex]

Like, I got too many wigs.

[Dre]

But that's who you say you wanted to fuck.

[Lex]

No.

[Dre]

Oh, Freddy Krueger.

[Lex]

Don't ever confuse the two. Cause Michael could never, ever fuck with Freddie.

[Dre]

Get on my level.

[Lex]

Ever. Michael can't fuck with Freddie. Michael gotta do when you up Freddie do when you up and you sleep. You ain't got no powers, nigga. This is what a haterator comes in.

[Dre]

You ain't got no powerful ass, nigga. Freddie do when you up and you sleep. Yeah, I like that. Cause you can eat my coochie while I'm sleep. That's good, right?

[Lex]

No, no.

[Dre]

You don't like that, Bobby, I know you lying. Cause you got a coochie.

[Lex]

I know you be trying to act.

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[Dre]

Bobby been fronting the whole episode.

[Lex]

I have not been fronting you. Truly. I can make it do what it do. Hey, that seductress is working on Bobby.

[Dre]

I know it works. Almost. But you not really a man, though.

[Lex]

Yes, I am. What about me gives men titties?

[Dre]

You mean not. You mean what doesn't give men.

[Lex]

These are tags.

[Dre]

Pecs.

[Lex]

These are pecs. It's hard, huh?

[Dre]

No, actually, you full of. But.

[Lex]

Okay. Okay.

[Dre]

I don't know.

[Lex]

Okay, we gonna move on.

[Dre]

We gonna love this topic. I've been having a ball. I got one for what you have.

[Lex]

Not to dress up.

[Dre]

What's the one with the balloon? Pennywise.

[Lex]

Pennywise. That's some weird. I hate his mouth.

[Dre]

I hate that head.

[Lex]

That big ass girl. Oh, my God. Pennywise is so ugly. And it really bothers me. And the guy who played Pennywise, I can't think of his name is Sky Scar or something, but he's a Nepo baby.

[Dre]

But he actually.

[Lex]

I fuck with Nepo babies. It's some Nepo babies that deserve, you know, where they need to be. The way he smiles and the makeup. I don't like it. No, there's nothing attractive about Pennywise.

[Dre]

What about the Joker?

[Lex]

Ooh, now the Joker can definitely fuck.

[Dre]

No. Yeah.

[Lex]

The Joker can fuck Heath Ledger as the Joker. You got that thing. You got that meatball. Why so serious? Yeah, why so. And I'm not. It's smiling right now. I'm not serious. It's cheesing from ear to ear. Ain't no joke. It ain't no joke. We ain't playing.

[Dre]

I will fight Batman in combat with the paint on.

[Lex]

I will fight Batman in combat with the paint on. Yep.

[Dre]

He be having Harley Quinn in a blender. Ooh, he be going crazy.

[Lex]

I need that. I need to see what that's hitting for. I'll fight the Diddler for that.

[Dre]

Diddy.

[Lex]

The Diddler is the scariest villain of all. Diddy. Yeah. The Diddler. The Diddler. No one is scared safe.

[Dre]

What's his superpower? I was gonna say something else, but I won't say it. I said I'm not gonna say it.

[Lex]

What? I'm not say it.

[Dre]

No, I mean, we can edit it out. Nope.

[Lex]

Okay.

[Dre]

Not saying it.

[Lex]

The Diddler is scary. What facts did you just honk?

[Dre]

That's his superpower.

[Lex]

And I said this on Love Lex P. I said, this is why we need Wendy back. The only person. Person who can fight the Diddler is Wendy.

[Dre]

Because the widdler.

[Lex]

We need people who bring facts and shame celebrities. Wendy is the only person who can defeat Diddy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You got to think about it. When we were at the height of, like, celebrity gossip, we really feel like Diddy.

[Dre]

He definitely played the Joker too good. Yeah, he did that. But you know what it is?

[Lex]

He's able to sway the narrative because there's nobody that's a mainstream person that's not afraid to go at him hard and constantly bring up the facts. And constantly, constantly, constantly. Wendy, we have to revive our queen.

[Dre]

Wendy can fight the devil.

[Lex]

We gotta refine.

[Dre]

I don't think we have an antidote.

[Lex]

Damn. It's up to the Haterader.

[Dre]

I don't think you know. And I. You are the only one that will fight. Make it happen.

[Lex]

I'm a fighter. Yeah. I'm a fighter. I'm willing to risk it all. Are you? No. That's why.

[Dre]

Yeah. I feel like my pet.

[Lex]

My peck pop out.

[Dre]

That is not a pig.

[Lex]

That's a tit, Daria.

[Dre]

It's a tick. But okay. I just feel like Wendy is. You know, she's getting.

[Lex]

She's.

[Dre]

Is she?

[Lex]

Yes. Yes, she is. I saw a few. You know what it was?

[Dre]

That man was making her come back.

[Lex]

That man was doing something to her. And I stand by what I said. I said what I said.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

Wendy's gonna make a comeback, and she's gonna fight the Diddler and then more. We're not gonna get into it.

[Dre]

I feel like I hate a conspiracy theory, though, because sometimes people just get sick. Sometimes things happen.

[Lex]

No. The way. Cause, you know, I'm a Wendy. Stan. The way it happened and the way she just snapped out of it when she got away from him, it's really. It's really crazy. And we see the same thing happening with another person. That I'm not gonna say. But when I. But when it comes out and the.

[Dre]

Lovebirds who watch Love.

[Lex]

Lexp. Y' all know what I'm talking about.

[Dre]

Oh.

[Lex]

And just know.

[Dre]

I don't know.

[Lex]

I feel like it's drugs that somebody is giving Her?

[Dre]

I don't think so.

[Lex]

Or him or them. We don't. Y' all don't know who we. I just feel like. Why don't you. You don't feel like people just do.

[Dre]

Drugs on their own? Yes, I do, but I've just been crackhead since 1973.

[Lex]

I'm telling you, Draya, it's a bigger picture when you have a goal. Well, let me tell you, the root of all evil is money. It is. And somebody who's. When people have never had money, and then they have no way to get to it because they suck. They're awful people. This is why the hater Raider is here. To take out people with penises because they use their penis. I will take you down.

[Dre]

I feel that. That's how I feel as Mr. Degrees. I will take you down.

[Lex]

Take them down.

[Dre]

And let me.

[Lex]

Let me tell y' all something. Every woman. And like I said, we talked about this on every woman that you see that is successful, what goes wrong in her career?

[Dre]

A hello.

[Lex]

A man. When you see women that don't attach themselves to men, sky's the limit.

[Dre]

The sky be the limit. But this is my thing, though, y'. All women who we be looking at and I feel like. Who we've looked at for, like, long periods of time, and they be like. We be like, oh, this is like the poster woman for, oh, I'm. I'm successful. I'm single. I don't have children. I don't have a man. Or let's not even say not have children, because some women do be having children, but they don't have a man, and they've been single for a long period of time.

[Lex]

It's ghost in here.

[Dre]

That was the hater. That was the hater.

[Lex]

That was my power getting mad.

[Dre]

No, that was the hater, right? Of ops. So a lot of these women, they have been coming out and saying, like, they don't want to be single. They're single because they have not been able to find somebody who is equally yolks. Or they have not been able to find somebody who, like, matches their energy or somebody who is just compatible in general. They're not single by choice. I hate when people get online and they be like, oh, yeah, Think of every beautiful, successful woman that you know over 45 or over 50. They're all single and they don't have kids. A lot of these women be coming out saying that that's not even what they wanted. It's what happened. Not by choice.

[Lex]

I agree with you.

[Dre]

And then I Think that a lot of the time because women are super powerful. Like some of the women that we were just talking about, they end up settling for ass that you don't. You didn't have to settle for that. You could have held out and found somebody that was equally old because they are out there. I feel like you can be a powerful woman and end up with a powerful man.

[Lex]

I, I agree with you 1000%.

[Dre]

But these women and because, and it's not even their fault. I think it's because of societal standards and what society tells us we should be doing by a certain age. When some women, when they get to a certain age, they like, I need to be married, I need to have a husband, I need to have a child or I need to be in the process of creating one. Let me do this before I hit 40. So I think sometimes women that are super powerful, they settle for the man who is giving them the most attention, who is making them feel valuable, making them feel wanted. And that's how they end up getting in those situations. But I feel like self worth will stop a lot of that and knowing who the you are and not feeling like you need male validation. Like find a man who y' all can build together and y' all can create something together and the legacy can be built. You and him, not somebody that you feel like you need for validation or to make you feel whole. That's where women be up. And so with the two particular situations that you talking about, that's what I think that was just not feeling valued and looking for male validation. But I think that happens with male sitter women and that's why those women also don't really have a lot of, a lot of friends because male center women can rarely ever be good friends.

[Lex]

So I, I agree with you to a certain extent. But I will say on the other hand though it's a lot. I saw a post like I, I love following like older women and seeing what they have to say. It was this girl who made a post. It was so many women in the comments that was like, hey, I'm a married woman and I love my husband. But they be honest. Like if there's another route you can choose. I'm not saying don't get married, but this is a different beast. So I think there is another side that you know what, we have options. Don't make yourself feel like because what society does, society makes people feel like if you're not married by a certain age or even if you never get married, oh well, because of this because of this. And a lot of women who are married and been married for years, they're telling you, hey, if you skip the kids and you skip the marriage, life will be okay.

[Dre]

I don't really give a to listen to them type of women though, because I feel like if you feel that strongly, then divorce that and be single. You telling me that, like, oh, I feel like I should have took a different route. But then you still stand with your let me know that your male center. Well, you don't really practice what you preach like, but it's gonna be that much, right?

[Lex]

Because. But that's how it is though. You know how many times I done give it And I can't speak for you. I speak for myself. It's easier to give advice and be like, which I should have done versus what I'm doing. So I do agree with you.

[Dre]

But why?

[Lex]

Because it's easier said than done.

[Dre]

But it's not though.

[Lex]

It is.

[Dre]

I just feel like life every day is a new opportunity to change the trajectory of your life, your outcome, what you want it to be. People be going back to what we was talking about earlier. People be. People be scared to pull the trigger. They say that they want a different life, but they scared to do what is going to get them on the other side of that.

[Lex]

Right.

[Dre]

So at the end of the day, if you're a woman, I would never. You know how that's like my literal worst nightmare. Which is great because that'll make you scream. This is a Halloween episode that will literally scare the out of me.

[Lex]

What?

[Dre]

Being married to a while being married to a. I'm online telling not to get married. Why the am I married to this?

[Lex]

I'm telling you though, that sounds crazy.

[Dre]

And if I'm online giving women that advice, I should divorce this expeditiously. Come on. Tags shout out to Clifford. But I'm just for real though. Like, divorce that asap. If that's how you feel about the A is AP for real though.

[Lex]

No, you're right. You're right.

[Dre]

Because why are you still married to him? And that's the advice that you're online giving to younger women. You're not happy. And what's stopping you from divorcing the nothing but yourself? Cause you.

[Lex]

Well, I think that there's also two side. Okay, so. No, no, no, listen.

[Dre]

This is what I How I view ain't a good enough answer to me no more. In 2025 when I was like 23, you say what?

[Lex]

What was no more answer.

[Dre]

Kids, kids are Not a good enough answer to me. No more.

[Lex]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that.

[Dre]

Why women stay married to men.

[Lex]

What I say now? So there was a whole discourse online the other day, and they were like, oh, my God, you like to do laser tag dates. If a nigga takes you on a laser tag date, you're ugly. Because why is he doing this? Oh, if he takes you on bowling, he don't like you. This is what we need to.

[Dre]

Black man on my arm.

[Lex]

No black man on your.

[Dre]

No black. Hey, I've been on a date.

[Lex]

No, I'm not with that either. I'm with. Different strokes for different folks.

[Dre]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lex]

Some women will live a happier life by themselves. Some men will live a happier life by themselves. Some people will thrive in partnerships so hard that it takes them the heights that they have never reached. And some people being alone will take them heights that they have never reached. They will be fulfilled. We need to understand that life is complex and no two lives look alike. What I'm learning is I will never tell anybody to take this journey that I'm on, because this journey is what God created for Lex. This is my journey for me. I'm serious. I can tell.

[Dre]

I can tell.

[Lex]

This is mother. It is. Because you know what for left. Cause you know what it does. I said, whoa. Because you know what it does. And I. That's why I say, got to be careful with this platform, because we say things sometimes and people be like, Drea said or Lex said. This person said, no, you need to listen to what God says.

[Dre]

Amen, sister. Where is your wig? A Probably with your hair.

[Lex]

Oh, it is the.

[Dre]

The headband is over here. Yeah.

[Lex]

Look, your nose. It came off.

[Dre]

No. His word.

[Lex]

Oh, don't pull it.

[Dre]

Wait, what do I do?

[Lex]

What do I.

[Dre]

Okay, I think it's.

[Lex]

So. I agree with you 1,000%, but I think I agree with you 1,000%. I think married women need to listen to married women, single women who want to be single.

[Dre]

I don't even think that, though.

[Lex]

I think you need.

[Dre]

Married women sometimes give bad advice because married married women can be unhappily married. Like, it's a lot of unhappily married people. I think you should just do what's best for you because you made a.

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[Lex]

Okay, finish. Go ahead, finish.

[Dre]

Legs.

[Lex]

Stop, stop, stop. Ooh, Bobby, stop.

[Dre]

For real, stop.

[Lex]

Drudy, do you really want me to stop or do you want some top?

[Dre]

I thought she was gonna say, do you want that cock step?

[Lex]

Do you hear her, y'? All, we got to wrap this up.

[Dre]

Sugar mama should be like, y'.

[Lex]

All. Dre, finish your point. Excellent point you were making. Excellent. And I interrupted you and they finna.

[Dre]

Be in the comments you did because now I done forgot the I was about to say but I think I was about to say something along the lines of, oh, get married because that's what you want to do. Stop looking to people on the Internet and being like, oh, this woman, she's been married for 30 years and I idolized her relationship. Or this woman, she said that she's been married for 20 years and now I don't want to be married no more because it didn't work out. But her, between her and this person, do what feels good to you. And I said that to say because we were talking about two specific people, one who we named and another who we didn't. But I know who the you talking about. I just feel like a lot because I feel like a lot of that be having to do with self esteem and women be a lot of women be male centered. They feel like without a man they have no identity. Even though I have all of these success because both like of the women that we're talking about, super successful Hella accolades have done so much with their careers. But it's something about the societal standards that have been placed on us since birth, especially as black women. If you do not get a husband and if you do not have children and if you are not married by a certain point in your life, you feel worthless. It doesn't matter that you worth $50 million. It doesn't matter that you've made. It doesn't matter that you've gotten 10 different prestigious awards. Doesn't matter that you respect this. People could have named a island after your ass.

[Lex]

You preaching? I had to take my hat off.

[Dre]

Yeah, facts. But that doesn't matter because you still don't have the husband and the child. Sometimes that's what validates womanhood for women is being.

[Lex]

No, it doesn't. Sorry. It doesn't date. Validate womanhood for women. It validates womanhood for society when.

[Dre]

But the woman too. You're wrong, because the woman too. Women be feeling validated by being able to have a child. That's why a lot of the time, women who cannot they be feeling like they're less than women and they're not at all. But that's what society makes them feel like. And it's just an unfair thing. And then it's so much pressure. Even with us. We in our 30s now. People always asking us, we, y' all gonna have kids. We, y' all gonna get.

[Lex]

They stop asking me that. They know where my kids at. They stopped asking me. They know I can have kids. Y' all know this. Let's.

[Dre]

Kids is working a graveyard shoes.

[Lex]

Hey, it's Halloween. The fuck don't give a fuck.

[Dre]

You know, I mean, rip to one of mine. But I'm just saying.

[Lex]

Wait, okay.

[Dre]

But what I'm saying is. Yes, that shouldn't matter.

[Lex]

No, I agree.

[Dre]

It shouldn't matter.

[Lex]

I do agree with you wholeheartedly.

[Dre]

I was trying to have, like, a real conversation. I know this is supposed to be a spooky episode, but.

[Lex]

No, I think that's why this. But this is why this is poor minds. Because we do that. Because that's what I was saying. I do agree with you, but I also know that the things that you want in life are not the things that maybe somebody who is a. A super Stan of you wants in life or anything.

[Dre]

So. And they shouldn't.

[Lex]

But we know that. Exactly. But you do. So I think it's just as important as we say. You want to be a wife, right?

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

Like, you want to be a wife. You want to be a successful.

[Dre]

But I didn't always want to be. It was something I had to evolve into that.

[Lex]

And that's fine. I'm talking about today, where you are right now. You want to be a wife, and you see yourself having a family. And you see yourself, like, at the end of the road for you. You're like, I raised a beautiful family. I was successful. I passed down things.

[Dre]

Keep going, keep going. I'm.

[Lex]

I'm back. You almost got me started. But I will say Drea's story, like I said, is not everybody's story. And where you end up is about you and what you want. Because I know Me, I don't know where I'm gonna end up. But I know I'm going to be that bitch. I'm gonna be that hater. And I' ma get there with or without a man. And I don't give a damn. I couldn't. I couldn't hold it in.

[Dre]

I know it sounds. It's one of those tools that you just have to chime in on.

[Lex]

Can we sing it today?

[Dre]

No, we've sung that before.

[Lex]

You right, you right. But no, I think you're right. But I think you know what's okay about being right though. And with opinions, it's more than one truth. It's very true to what you're saying.

[Dre]

I think. Opinions people up before we end this.

[Lex]

Come on, give it to them.

[Dre]

Opinions people up so much because me and Lex sit on this couch and we have a ton of opinions, which is fine.

[Lex]

Like some of my hair and my booty crack. Go ahead.

[Dre]

Might be right. No, but for real though, Lace.

[Lex]

And don't smell it.

[Dre]

Don't put it up.

[Lex]

No, it's wet.

[Dre]

It's wet.

[Lex]

You. So cap is cold. No, it's cold. It's cold. Exactly.

[Dre]

And wet.

[Lex]

It is not wet.

[Dre]

Because that's sweet anyways. Oh my God.

[Lex]

Bark like you want it. It's time to wrap it up. But go ahead, talk about opinions. Because you barked and it's time to wrap this up.

[Dre]

I don't want it though. Cause it was sweet anyways.

[Lex]

Smell good.

[Dre]

Opinions be people up though, for real on some real shit.

[Lex]

Oh yeah, you're right.

[Dre]

Just because me and Lexington on this caution, we have like a million opinions every week. Some we agree on, some is hers and it's mine. And like we even disagree with each other sometimes. People be so invested in the comments and they be like, dre, don't be agreeing with Lex, and Lex don't be agreeing with Drea. And Dre always trying to argue with. I don't have to agree with Lex's opinion ever because it's her opinion. And we can still be friends, we can still get along. An opinion is opinion. It's not fact based. It's just what somebody thinks and what I think and what she think should not affect what you want to do with your life. It's just our opinions. It doesn't make it Bible. It doesn't make it factual. It's just what we think. And people be getting so mad about what other people think about stuff.

[Lex]

And I just wanna like, why do.

[Dre]

You think that is?

[Lex]

Because I think we need to get back to liking, liking people. And you don't have to agree with them on everything. Y' all be wanting these people who are influencers, movie stars, actors and actresses, to live the same lifestyle as you and do that. And that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. You don't even agree with your mama.

[Dre]

But you don't even gotta like me, to be honest.

[Lex]

I don't. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is you can like somebody and not agree with their lifestyle. Okay, I can like you and be like, you know what? She's pro choice. I'm not. I'm pro life. But it doesn't affect. No, no, no, no, no, no. The reason I say that, because you know what? I can listen to you talk about funny things like movies and things like that, and I can listen to that now. I can maybe tune out when I need to, but you being pro choice doesn't affect my everyday life. Life. Now, if you're talking about topics that are more so like now. Okay, that was probably a bad example because you voting things that are against.

[Dre]

That's what I'm about to say. That's why I said that. So, yeah. If you're voting two different sides when it comes to political stuff.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

With you.

[Lex]

Well, let me say this. If you're talking about if a don't like beans, but I like the way you dress, I' ma with you. I know you ain't no solid. I know you not solid.

[Dre]

No, she definitely not solid, cuz beans got fiber going. Exactly.

[Lex]

Take her through there, Take her through there. You're not going through there if you don't eat no beans. I need a. That's going through there overly, girl. What? My nephew taught me that.

[Dre]

No, because all the kids are saying overly. And I hate how when a word that been a word for a long time is like a new phone.

[Lex]

Now, my nephew taught me that overly.

[Dre]

Overly.

[Lex]

Yeah. These be overly on the seductress. These be overly scared.

[Dre]

Don't bring me into it.

[Lex]

But okay. But I say all that to say you can enjoy somebody and y' all don't have to agree on things. Important things, yes, but little silly things like let's stop it, let's move on. So now it's time to get into the box about. Huh? You wanna. You want me go first?

[Dre]

Yeah, I do listen to.

[Lex]

Yeah, you know what? This is not even a song I've been listening to as of recently. I just want to make it on theme with the Halloween Episode. Because I feel like, give us what we are owed. It's never too late to make a video, right? Y' all remember when Chris Brown made his video to Baby? Remember when he did that? He made the video two years later. Cause it ended up popping off. Meg, thee Stallion and Rico Nasty still owe us a video for Scary for Halloween time. Y' all owe us a video. And it needs to be fire. It needs to. We are waiting on it. That's my bop of the week. Cause that song. We never get Halloween bops. That song is so hard. Rico Nasty is that girl. Y' all know how I feel about Meg. Meg is that girl. Give us a video for Scary. That's my bop of the week. Just for the Halloween theme. It's never too late. Meg, go back, make us a video. And I wouldn't mind a video for Anxiety, too. Cause that album was so good. But yeah, that's my bop of the week. Chad.

[Dre]

My baby's Mona Leo. Sexy putting you down.

[Lex]

Oh, I'm putting you down. I'm putting you on. Don't give a about a Don't give a about a. For real. I'm really the for real. Hey, Mona Leo is walking a hit. Walking you hoes down.

[Dre]

She is.

[Lex]

Y' all better go to the studio and put your best work. Cause she's coming and she putting it out now and putting it on.

[Dre]

It's very Houston. Very, very nostalgic. Very.

[Lex]

I'm really the for real. Yeah.

[Dre]

Really.

[Lex]

That for real. No lies told.

[Dre]

So, yeah, that's my bop this week.

[Lex]

I thought you was about to say Sexy. So long, Black American Princess. Because that's a bop, too.

[Dre]

If you ain't black, stay the out the business.

[Lex]

All the non blacks to the back. Well, well, until we sign that.

[Dre]

Until we sign a deal.

[Lex]

After we sign the deal, y' all can go to the back after that.

[Dre]

Yeah. So, yeah. But I love Mona Leo. So. Yeah.

[Lex]

Yeah. Shout out to our girl. We gotta do a part two.

[Dre]

So now it's time to get into our favorite segment of the show. Well, before that, actually. Item of the week. Muse. Beautycollection.com I actually have on red velvet right now with chestnut lip liner and the lip plumper. And, yeah, that's my item of the week. Shopmesbeautycollection.com it's supposed to be Halloween. It's getting scary for you hoes. And I got all the lip glosses.

[Lex]

Yeah.

[Dre]

Because I love having a good sale. And then the holidays is coming up. Got some good sales for that as well.

[Lex]

That Lip plumper tastes like you scrubbed your lips and put some hot sauce on it. It's gonna plump them up.

[Dre]

It is going to get you out. That's where the lip filler allegations be coming from. So now it's time to get into our favorite segment of the week, which is pour your heart out. If you have any questions, send them to ask poor minds gmail.com that's as K P o u r M I n d s gmail.com Send us your question. Send us your testimonials.

[Lex]

All right, you want me.

[Dre]

I have been friends with my homegirl for about 10 years now. I always felt our friendship was a little shaky, but I really caught on once I started college away from home and she stayed back in our hometown with this particular friendship. She has many other friends, including people that I'm not cool with at first. I don't trip or care. But now I see that she treats me differently than her other friends. She's rude to me often and ignores me when she's around her other friends friends. I've also noticed that she doesn't support me on social media as much as she does everyone else. Now, if you know me, I'm really a solo type of person, so it's like I care a little, but I also don't really give a. I don't want to be friends with her anymore and I don't have the energy to even talk to her about it. Do you think I'm wrong if I just stop talking to her all together whether she reaches out to me or not? Or do you think a conversation should be had grown you was me.

[Lex]

I. I didn't want to say that.

[Dre]

No, I don't feel like you need to have a conversation with her at all. I just be feeling like sometimes relationships run a course, friendships run a course and you don't. Closure is a scam to me. I get why some people go ahead what's the reason?

[Lex]

Because he got something to say but go ahead.

[Dre]

Closure is a scam to me because I just be feeling like what's the reason sometimes like and even if you do have a conversation with the person, what's gonna make you feel better? Like either you convicted in how you feel and you know how you feel about something and you sure yourself are unite. When I decide to cut people off, I'm very sure of myself. I know that, like it don't matter what they say. It's not gonna make me want to let them back into my life because I know how you made Me feel and I know what I'm not with. So I don't think actually that you are wrong for not having a conversation with her. And I completely understand how it feels to give a but also not give a. Because I feel like I'm always in that like conundrum in my life.

[Lex]

God damn. You pulled out a word. Nah. You ain't never said that. Nah. You acting funny because it's Halloween. Nah. You did. You tried it.

[Dre]

I feel like I'm always in.

[Lex]

I'm always in a conundrum.

[Dre]

Yeah, I'm always in that space because I don't give a. But then I do care because I do care about the person. But then it also makes me feel bad that sometimes I don't feel like I need to have a conversation with you. And you not wrong. Cuz like it's your life. Do what's best for you. You don't owe nobody a conversation and can't nobody make you feel bad about not having a conversation with them unless you let them make you feel bad. Cuz the thing about people is people be knowing what the they be doing. Like they could try to act shocked, like, oh my God, I can't believe she cut me off. I can't believe she never spoke to me again. You know what you did. And I'm the type of person too. I warn people.

[Lex]

You do?

[Dre]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not really just like a ghoster. Like I will stop talking to you, but if me and you stop being friends, I probably already let you know what you did that I had a disdain for that I wasn't with.

[Lex]

I knew that one.

[Dre]

Yeah.

[Lex]

But that's the truth. I think when you a solid person and you move a certain type of way, it's easy to decipher who you want in your life or not. And you know the decisions that you need to make. And sometimes the person you want to be, you got to look at that. What's the person I want to be? Okay. This is the person I want to be. Who do I want around me? Does this person match my goals? And when I say match that, I mean like conversations we have. How do you make me feel? My most important thing is how do people make me feel when I'm around you? If you make me feel good, we having a ball. We speak life into each other. You put me on, you put me down. You put me on. I'm gonna keep you around. How do people make you feel? Think about that. And sometimes you gotta ask yourself, what am I Losing if I cut you off, Sometimes you ask yourself, what you cutting? What you losing when you cut a person off? And it'd be like, nothing. So I agree.

[Dre]

Yeah, you just gotta be okay with it.

[Lex]

Everybody can't go and they not. All right, y' all know this is the. Oh, y' all know it's a Taylor Port episode and you got it bottled up. We got a bottle up segment. I mean.

[Dre]

Yeah, we do.

[Lex]

Yeah. So go ahead, go ahead, play that shit. Kyle.

[Caller]

I recently just stopped talking to this dude and I found that he was talking to this girl that I'm cool with on social media through her close friend. She posted their messages on her close friends and we cool. We be talking here and there, but we not friends. So whatever. I confronted her and I'm like, you know, I talked to him. She was like, okay, I didn't know. Like, he just, you know, tried to with me again recently and, you know, I'm sorry, I didn't even know, you know, okay, cool. Girl code, whatever, we good. But now he's just like, I don't know how to feel like I don't know if I should just still be like, hiding her pictures. Like they still friends on social media. It's giving, like, you posting for him. Like, you weren't posting, you know, all this before now that you posted now that y' all friends on social media. So it's just giving, like, girl, I think I should just fall back on, like, you know, being all buddy buddy with you because you still might be going for the, you know, I don't know. But I'm not trying to be like one of them. You get what I'm saying? I'm not trying to be one of them girls. But like, at the same time, I can't trust shits.

[Lex]

The best thing to do is listen to your gut instinct. She posted that on her close friends and put you in her close friends so you could see it. Yeah. She knew you was in there. I post things. You know who I got maybe 15 people, my close friends. And I post in there because I know these are the people who can see it. She set a trap and you fell in it. Leave her alone. Leave him alone. Because they weirdos. Because I'm telling you, when you start having drama in your life because of a man, he's allowing it. He caused it. And then n be letting women in they circles who are weirdos. So sometimes a girl was like a man and it's all about him. And then she realized, oh, my God, you fuck with Dre in the call. So it starts to be about Draya and she becomes obsessed with you. It ain't even about him no more.

[Dre]

Not the seductories.

[Lex]

I'm telling you, I'm going through that shit right now. Dang. The harassment is not worth it because women will literally, or people in general will become obsessed with you. So, girl, cut your ties. Cut your ties. Everything you feeling in your gut is right. Your nervous system, you're not settled. You feel that pit in your stomach. Y' all know what I'm talking about.

[Dre]

Mm.

[Lex]

Your body gonna reject people. When I go around certain people, I get a rush, I get a high, I feel an energy. I'm lit. I'm me, I'm. And then I get around start people. I get this gut. What happened now? What's going on now? Oh, why are you calling me now? What you met at today. But. And it's not even just me. And it's some. It's some friends I have. It's like, oh, girl, what you going through today? I can't. And I love you to death, but sometimes you gotta. You gotta realize where you at in life and where other people at.

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[Dre]

I feel you. You gotta be able to read the room. I don't even always like letting people know when I'm going through. I just go through stuff by myself a lot of the time cuz I don't want to put that damper on people day. But yeah it's about reading the room but as always I do agree with you. Well that's not always tr.

[Lex]

You better shut up for I spank that booty. Oscar.

[Dre]

Where's Oscar? Cuz why would you smack my ass like that? Now I want to be no but show you what I'm working with but anyways so as always this episode is sponsored by her fantasy box. Y' all know we love her fantasy box and Taylor port.

[Lex]

Yeah I love Taylor port.

[Dre]

Came off about 5.

[Lex]

This is not a wig. This is not my. This is why being. You don't get along because you want to sit on this couch and act like my hair is fake when it's not. People always be like Drea, Lace. Arguing. Yeah, we arguing now. This shit real.

[Dre]

Is that why we don't get along?

[Lex]

Terrayah, I was trying to be in character now. That was for my acting class. We gonna have a drama scene. Let's do a drama scene before we cut the cameras. We talking about my wig. And you always wanna act like my hair fake when it's not. That shit is not cool. This is my real fucking hair.

[Dre]

First of all, that shit is fake.

[Lex]

No, it's not.

[Dre]

And it's ugly. Ugly. It's not 1973.

[Lex]

If you.

[Dre]

You need to let it go like another love tko.

[Lex]

No, that's my. This is why we.

[Dre]

I'm riding better than you, boo.

[Lex]

Damn, you ate me up. Damn, dream cheek.

[Dre]

Now you suck.

[Lex]

And now you rhyming.

[Dre]

And you always lying. Cause that ain't your hair.

[Lex]

First of all.

[Dre]

Lex, fight back. You.

[Lex]

I said fight back. Shut up, girl. This is what I have to say.

[Dre]

It's giving squirrel hair.

[Lex]

Okay? She said, hey, hey. It's gonna be so.

[Dre]

It's also giving.

[Lex]

Hey, you want name? What is it? Names.

[Dre]

Like a horse, any short.

[Lex]

You know what?

[Dre]

My bad.

[Lex]

I'm gonna finally be honest with you, but I'm being honest with you for myself, because you have never created a safe space for me.

[Dre]

Really?

[Lex]

This is not my real hair. I'm gonna be honest. It's not. This is not my real hair. You Dee. Stop laughing. I was almost there.

[Dre]

You was almost there?

[Lex]

I was almost there.

[Dre]

And that ain't your hair.

[Lex]

Damn.

[Dre]

Damn. Glad you finally decided to share, Trudy.

[Lex]

Ty, do you have anything you wanna add? Toes, do you want to add to.

[Dre]

The end of the wig needs to.

[Lex]

Move and it need to get loose. You know what? Every year, I always have to wear a wig.

[Dre]

Facts.

[Lex]

This is the third year in a row. Do y' all know how hard you don't have to. I'm trying to be a thespian. I'm hungry.

[Dre]

Congratulations. Anyways, y' all gonna buy the mixtape.

[Lex]

Do you have anything to add to the end of the episode? No.

[Dre]

Just stay spooky.

[Lex]

Stay spooky. Drea, do you have anything to say because y' all ate these costumes. Let me just say that.

[Dre]

Thank you.

[Lex]

You know what?

[Dre]

I can.

[Lex]

We have a good time. And let me tell y' all something.

[Dre]

Before I close out.

[Lex]

If you're watching this episode and you're not subscribed, subscribe to the channel. Y' all know what y' all can do right now. Take this poor mom's episode link and share it. Put it in your group chat. Drop it somewhere we still trying to grow. I ain't, I ain't against doing the hard work.

[Dre]

When did you put these shoes on?

[Lex]

Oh, yes, nigga, you'll never know. And we'll see you next week.

[Dre]

Bye, y'. All. What the fuck is wrong with you? And you should have did your Bobby accent.

[Lex]

I did it and I will never quit it.

[Dre]

No diggity, no doubt. Play on, play it. Play on, play it. What does that even mean? Drop the verse, it's going down like acne. I D a down, never slouch as long as my credit could vouch a dog couldn't catch me out Tell me who could make Dre make your moves and honeys like a magnet still moving.

[Lex]

His flavor with the homies Black streeted.

[Dre]

Teddy, the original rump shaker.

[Lex]

Baby got it bumping all over town Strictly she don't play her around? Cover much grounds, got gang by the.

[Dre]

Pound Getting paid is a forte each and every day true play away I can't get out of my mind.

[Lex]

Wow. Think about the girl all the time. Wow, wow.

[Dre]

East side to the west side push a fat ride and it's no surprise she got tricks in the stash Stacking up the cash fast when it comes to the gas, by no means average as long as she got to have it Baby, you're a perfect 10 I.

[Lex]

Wanna get in, can I get down so I can win? I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it.

[Dre]

Up, Bag it up?

[Lex]

I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it.

[Dre]

Up I like the way you work it no diggity I got to back.

[Lex]

It up, back it up Ay, I like the way a worky no no diggity hey.

[Dre]

She's got class and style street knowledge by the power, baby never act wild very low key on the profile Catching feelings is a no Let me tell you how it goes Herbs, the word spins the verb lovers hit curve so frequent you heard with the fatness you don't even know what the half is? You got to pay to play just for shorty bang banna look your way I like the way you work it trump tight all day, every day you're blowing my mind Maybe in time, baby I can get you in my ride.

[Lex]

I like the way you're working no.

[Dre]

Diggity I got to back it up.

[Lex]

Back it up babe I like the way you're working no dig, no diggity baggy no diggity bag it up I like the way you work it no diggity I got the B.A.

[Dre]

Hey y' all hey y' all hey.

[Lex]

Oh hey yo, that girl looks good.

[Dre]

Hey oh hey oh hey oh hey.

[Lex]

Y' all play on, play up you're my kind of girl hey oh hey.

[Dre]

Oh hey oh hey.

[Lex]

Oh that's your.

[Dre]

Part the black street what you know about me? Not a.

[Lex]

Supported by my shorty ask for me Icy gleaming pinky diamond ring.

[Dre]

We be the baddest clean stick up on this scene Ain't you getting bored with these fake ass roys? I chose improves no doubt I be digging you so please excuse if I come across rude that's just me and that's what y' all play I gotta be stay kicking game with a capital.

[Lex]

G Ask the people on my block.

[Dre]

I'm as real as can be Word is one never been my thing It's a word to your chauncey I'll be.

[Lex]

Sending the call let's say around 330 Queen Street. It's a no diggity Word is bond is Word is bond hold on Uncle Bobby got to break it down Word is bond no diggity, no diggity no d no diggity no I don't think they was doing the Hilltop it don't matter, y'. All. Cause this is Uncle Bobby. Where's your platform shoes? No diggity, no doubt. No diggity, no doubt. Ha ha ha.

[Dre]

Where's your shoes? Sam.

[Lex]

Ra.

[Dre]

Sa.

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