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Quality Nonsense Network
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Quality Nonsense Network is your drop of comedy, commentary, and creative chaos — a podcast network built for listeners who want something new every single day.
From absurd headline reenactments and wild conspiracy theories to improvised games, bizarre history lessons, tech rabbit holes, and pop culture deep dives, QNN is a rotating buffet of weird, witty, and occasionally educational entertainment.
At the center is our flagship show: Quality Nonsense — a glorious fuster cluck of rants, bits, and questionable "facts" that's almost worth your time.
Our network lineup features:
Comedy Podcasts that blend stand-up energy with improv unpredictability.
Pop Culture Recaps with hot takes and sharper comebacks.
History & Mystery shows that may be 100% accurate… or 100% made up.
Tech & Trivia Spirals you didn't know you needed.
If your perfect podcast feed feels like flipping channels between late-night TV, public radio, and meme culture — the Quality Nonsense Network is where you belong.
Keywords: comedy podcast network, daily podcasts, pop culture commentary, improv comedy, satirical news, conspiracy podcast, tech trivia, history comedy, entertainment network, absurd humor, sketch comedy, talk show podcast, daily comedy show.
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Episode 301 - Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners)
Jun 20, 202502:44:11Tap to summarizePodcast Summary: Episode 301 of The Rich Dickman Show - Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners) In the grand finale of The Rich Dickman Show, Episode 301, titled Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners), hosts Rem, Ray, Randy, and Cody deliver an unforgettable, extra-long farewell to their loyal listeners. Recorded with Ray and Randy joining Rem in Connecticut and Cody calling in from Alabama, this episode is a heartfelt celebration of the show's legacy, packed with nostalgia, laughter, and the chaotic charm that defined its run. The episode kicks off with a special intro, setting the tone for a bittersweet goodbye. The hosts dive into a reflective journey, reminiscing about iconic moments from past episodes, like the absurd hilarity of "Dick of the Week" rants, the wild tangents of "Thinking With Your Dickman," and the creative chaos of "What Would Jesus Draw?" They share stories from the present, blending their signature mix of crude humor and genuine camaraderie, while poking fun at everything from charcuterie boards to Randy's near-disastrous mishap that almost derailed the finale—thankfully, Rem swooped in to save the day, as always. A highlight of the episode is the final "What Would Jesus Draw?" segment, where all four hosts—Rem, Ray, Randy, and Cody—collaborate to create an epic, absurd masterpiece, combining their unhinged ideas into a single, gloriously ridiculous work of art. Rem finally declares victory over his long-time nemesis, Jules, with this 301st episode, cementing his legacy as the world's greatest unknown podcaster. The episode wraps with a special surprise for longtime listeners that may bring a smile to their face and leave everyone else delighted, a perfect capstone to the show's wild ride. Through it all, the hosts stay true to their roots, delivering the irreverent humor and heartfelt connection that made The Rich Dickman Show a cult favorite. To the listeners: Thank you for sticking with us through every crude joke, every heated debate, and every bizarre segment. Your support made this chaotic journey possible, and we're forever grateful for you being part of the Rich Dickman family. Here's to the memories—stay weird, stay awesome.
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Episode 300 - Hall of Fame 3
Jun 8, 202502:39:23Tap to summarizeChapters 0:13 Welcome to Episode 300 1:40 Italian Hall of Fame Rant 6:18 The Mystery of the Voicemail 8:44 Hall of Fame Induction 13:20 Podcast Shenanigans 24:36 The Hot Load Confession 1:03:12 Dinner Talk and Family Drama 1:08:32 The Great Wrestling Debate 1:15:43 Voicemail Shoutouts 1:21:14 The Epic Poop Story 1:40:05 Thanks, Berries 1:53:52 Hall of Fame Inductions 2:00:34 Emotional Reflections 2:07:58 Celebrating Milestones 2:13:53 Unraveling Secrets 2:31:43 Hidden Power Dynamics 2:36:06 The Complexity of Interaction In this episode, we delve into the chaos of the Rich Dickman Show's momentous 300th episode, featuring the raw and unfiltered discussions that defined its lead-up. Our exploration reveals an interesting mix of tension, humor, and personal drama among the hosts Rem, Randy, and Ray, as they navigate the complex landscape of friendship, rivalry, and entertainment. The first striking element is the palpable disorganization leading up to the 300th episode, highlighted by Randy's frantic energy and the contrasting frustration of his co-hosts. Rem's candid admissions of chaos—calling the show a "farce" and expressing deep frustration at the disarray—paint a vivid picture of the intense feelings surrounding the milestone. This chaotic backdrop sets the stage for a variety of conflicts and tensions that emerge as jokes turn personal, particularly in the context of an Italian Hall of Fame. This particular segment escalates rapidly, with Randy unleashing a torrent of anger over perceived slights towards his Italian heritage. His theatrical reaction highlights vulnerabilities tied to identity and insecurity, showcasing how the personal battles often bleed into their comedic exchanges. Barry's presence only exacerbates the situation as her biting comments provoke strong reactions—her adeptness at infusing chaos into the already fragile dynamics reveals her role as an antagonist. As we sift through the raw material, the internal struggles become evident; Rem and Ray's frustration at Randy's chaotic methods underscores a deeper rift that questions each host's roles and the overall structure of the show. Their references to Twitter distractions and emotional drama hint at an ongoing power struggle, revealing the hosts' differing views on what constitutes a successful episode. Beneath the surface humor lies profound self-awareness, self-sabotage, and the hidden burdens each host carries, which illuminate their interactions. Randy's anecdotes about his upbringing resonate with themes of loss and familial tensions, while Rem's reflections on friendship encapsulate the fragility of their relationships in the face of chaos. Unanticipated secrets add intriguing layers to this tapestry of conflict. The bizarre voicemail questioning Randy about a past indiscretion exposes a vulnerability that diverges sharply from the show's comedic front. Furthermore, revelations about artistic betrayal and past roles—like the intention to replace Rem with Cody—reveal a rich backstory that affects their current dynamics. Ultimately, the 300th episode exemplifies the chaos that can unfold when personal insecurities and group dynamics clash, revealing not just what it means to put on a show, but the profound emotional realities that often accompany public performances. The ensuing narrative highlights the human experience behind the laughter, showcasing the intricate web of personal histories, rivalries, and emotional stakes that make up any collaborative effort. As we conclude this deep dive, one lingering question remains: how many hidden narratives exist beneath the surface of our daily interactions, and what can they reveal about the people within them? This episode invites us to listen more deeply, recognizing that every performance—no matter how polished—holds within it the potential for profound human stories waiting to be uncovered.
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TRDS - Unauthorized Too
Jun 2, 202501:36:33Tap to summarizeThe Rich Dickman Show: Unauthorized Too Episode Summary: In this unauthorized sequel, chaos is the only agenda. The boys gather to drink Eagle Rare, fail to describe it, rage at OBS, and tumble headfirst into tangents about AI fatherhood, weird family dynamics, and the questionable ethics of digital legacies. From parenting dilemmas to high-stakes Hall of Fame debates, from Jesus fighting pagan gods in gladiatorial combat to Goku slap-boxing — nothing is sacred. It's a reckless, hilarious mess and it's exactly what Unauthorized Too should be. Chapters: 0:01 — Eagle Rare Memories 6:20 — Family Voices and AI 12:14 — The Dilemma of Parenthood 24:20 — The Hall of Fame Debate 33:26 — AI and Human Complexity 34:05 — Sports and Scams 43:43 — The Rick and Morty Discussion 47:08 — Marvel Movie Delays 50:22 — Unauthorized Jesus Art Segment 54:38 — Jesus vs. Pagan Gods 56:33 — AI Art and Its Absurdity 58:56 — Slap Boxing with Goku 1:01:27 — The 4D Chess Conundrum 1:05:06 — Explaining Four Dimensions 1:10:55 — AI Obsession and Chaos 1:14:07 — Planning Episode 300 1:28:43 — The Chaotic Final Prompts 1:34:50 — Reflecting on the Chaos Highlights: Randy plans to raise his kids with an AI replica of himself. Jesus jousts Kratos and plays Battleship against Ganesh. OBS crashes and spirits are broken. Goku slap boxes Jesus at a Russian tournament. 4D chess finally explained... kinda. Unauthorized tangents, fake Hawaiian getaways, and way too much Stitch. Tagline: "Ohana means nobody gets left behind — unless you're debugging OBS."
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TRDS - Unauthorized
May 22, 202501:34:22Tap to summarizeThe Rich Dickman Show – Unauthorized Timestamps: 0:08 Mini Bar Madness 0:57 Podcast Introduction 2:46 Hotel Room Chronicles 4:15 Chicken and Pets 5:35 High School Lunch Adventures 6:36 On the Taste of Cat 7:46 Culinary Curiosities 10:48 Tech Troubles in Hotels 15:27 California Conundrums 19:02 Family and Technology 22:04 Pitching New Ideas 26:17 Golfing Shenanigans 28:56 College Memories 31:25 Boston Sightseeing 32:18 Historical Reflections 34:27 AI and Creativity 38:49 Personal Updates 44:34 Layoffs and Promotions 46:10 Business Decisions in Wrestling 47:06 Wrestling in the Neighborhood 1:05:36 The Journey to Wrestling School 1:10:29 The Fine Line of Comedy 1:19:29 The Mini Fridge Heist 1:23:59 Unconventional Food Discussions 1:26:17 The AI Triple T Pivot 1:30:26 Personal Struggles and Vulnerabilities 1:33:43 The Chaotic Outro Episode Summary This is The Rich Dickman Show completely off the rails. The Unauthorized episode fires from the hip—Ray's war with a price-gouging mini fridge sets the tone for a no-filter, no-safety-net ride through food taboos, tech failures, and philosophical bullshit. Rem and Randy argue the ethics of eating pets, debate whether "all pets are food, but not all food is pets," and spiral into tales of questionable school lunches, bat meat, and the global weirdness of what people eat when nobody's looking. If it walks, crawls, or flies, someone's tried to eat it here. In between, hotel tech goes full "user hostile," Airbnb drama erupts, and Ray tries to convince everyone that California is paradise (spoiler: not everyone buys it). Randy pitches an insane AI-driven Dickman archive that nobody asked for but now somehow must exist. But it's not just chaos for chaos's sake. Real talk breaks through—layoffs, promotions, wrestling dreams deferred, and personal failures all get dragged into the light, with the crew exposing a little vulnerability behind the relentless jokes. If you want a "safe" show, go elsewhere. If you want friendship forged in chaos, dumb ideas, and hard-earned wisdom, this is the only podcast that delivers. Tags #Comedy #Podcast #FoodEthics #HotelFails #TechTrouble #CulinaryOddities #AI #Wrestling #RealTalk #Chaos #Friendship #Unfiltered
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Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo
May 17, 202501:49:52Tap to summarize🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show: Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 🎉 🔥 Special Shoutout to our friends at Drink a Beer and Play a Game! We had a blast guesting on their show — check out the crossover episode here: 👉 Watch now 🍻🎮 WWJD x DBPG – He Brewed, He Played – What Would Jesus Draw WWJD – 299 – Jesus Selling Robes – What Would Jesus Draw Buckle up for an episode that's wild, hilarious, and refreshingly candid! Dive headfirst into the chaotic camaraderie that makes The Rich Dickman Show a must-listen. From Randy's weight loss updates and hilarious near-fired escapades to heated hotel debates and controversial tweets, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and authentic discussions on everything life throws our way. 🔔 Subscribe & Hit the Bell to stay updated with the chaos every week! 📌 Episode Chapters: 0:04 - Naked Truths 0:34 - Flatness of Kansas 1:47 - Randy's Near-Fired Moment 3:01 - Medical Cards and Government Gripes 3:27 - Showtime Shenanigans 5:11 - Weight Loss Journeys 8:09 - Guesting on Other Podcasts 9:01 - Podcasting Adventures 12:00 - AI and Technology Talks 17:12 - Hotel Temperature Debates 30:30 - Fitness and Humor 47:53 - Slapstick Humor and Laughter 53:44 - Tweeting with Purpose 57:19 - Controversial Tweets and Political Banter 58:12 - Quote Retweets and Political Discourse 1:00:54 - The Game of Jules or Not 1:01:39 - Unexpected Commercials and Promotions 1:02:14 - Dick of the Week Controversies 1:02:52 - Hypotheticals and Dilemmas 1:03:23 - What Would Jesus Draw? 1:04:14 - Creative Submissions and Critiques 1:05:15 - The Chaos of Unscripted Conversations 1:06:26 - Reflecting on Authenticity in Podcasting 🎧 About This Episode: In classic Rich Dickman fashion, join Rem, Ray, Cody, and Randy as they hilariously navigate personal updates, weight loss victories, podcasting adventures, and politically charged banter. Enjoy playful segments like "What Would Jesus Draw?" and absurdly fun hypotheticals, all wrapped in unscripted chaos and genuine camaraderie. 🌟 Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Share your favorite moments below! #RichDickmanShow #ComedyPodcast #WeightLossJourney #PodcastLife #ControversialTweets #UnfilteredBanter
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Episode 298 - Flesh Toned Boa
May 1, 202501:39:24Tap to summarize🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 298: "Flesh Toned Boa" This week on The Rich Dickman Show, Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy unleash another round of unfiltered chaos—covering everything from goat poop and hotel rage to AI Jesus art and morally bankrupt hypotheticals. It's dumb. It's brilliant. It's TRDS. 🐐 Randy Buys a Goat Randy confesses that his wife impulse-bought a live goat at a swap meet—for $125. It now lives in their house and poops "little pellets" that are "easy to sweep." Totally normal. This spirals into his weight update: last week, 393.4 lbs. This week? 384.9—a big drop he credits to liquid shits. He's also moving forward with bariatric surgery, prompting the gang to brainstorm what to do with the future excess skin. A "flesh-toned boa" is the frontrunner. Disgusting. Hilarious. 🛁 Rem vs. The Hotel Shower Rem vents about being bait-and-switched by a Maryland hotel that advertised a tub but had a water-saving walk-in shower instead. This leads to a passionate tirade about modern hotel failures, bath-time rituals, and somehow, climate change, water evaporation, and magnetic pole shifts. Yes, really. 💰 Holy Assets & Spam Calls Randy drops a bombshell: the Mormon Church is worth $293 billion, easily dwarfing the Vatican's $15B. The guys swap tales about Scientology mall recruiters and nearly getting thetans tested. That segues into a unified rage session on spam calls, especially the solar panel grift. Spoiler: they hate you. 📱 Ray's $2,400 War with AT&T Ray unleashes a legendary consumer rage segment, recounting his three-year battle with AT&T over a failed trade-in promo that cost him $2,400. After 20 years of loyalty, he jumps to T-Mobile, gets better speeds instantly, and regrets only that he couldn't rage-quit in person. They offered him $100 to stay. He laughed and walked out. Verdict: "Money-hungry goofballs." 🥡 Cody's Week in Vibes Cody had an objectively better time: Attended a Chinese zodiac-themed light show Ate duck dumplings with bacon and cheese Crushed a structurally sound food truck burger with loaded fries Drank Kool-Aid with pineapple chunks out of a reusable pouch Peak week unlocked. 🐓 Dick of the Week This week's candidates: A student rescued twice from Mount Fuji A woman who firebombed a Tesla dealership with Nazi graffiti Antisemitic vandals targeting a historic synagogue in Philly Winner: The Molotov-tossing Tesla hater. No contest. ❓ Dickman Dilemmas Ethics get chokeslammed as the boys debate life's most deranged hypotheticals: 🦁 Lick or Click? Let a lion lick steak sauce off your chest, or sit in a room for 10 minutes with a monkey holding a loaded gun? Heads up: Lions hate sugar. Monkeys hate rules. 🐶 Puppy Orphanage or Poverty Forever? Destroy a puppy orphanage live on TV for $5M, or make minimum wage forever? Take the money. Evacuate the pups. Rebuild it better. 👵 Hug Grandma, Lose Yourself? Travel back in time to hug your dead grandma, but risk erasing your own existence. Depends: Were her cookies worth the cosmic gamble? 🦅 Dictator for a Day, Then Die? Become Supreme Dictator for 24 hours and pass any laws—but you're publicly executed at the end. Loophole: Outlaw your own execution. Easy game. 💎 Jules or Not New game: Were these unhinged tweets written by Jules, Rem's former co-host? Two tweets. Two rounds of debate. Zero answers. Maximum confusion. 🎣 Gorton's Fish Fillet Ad Ad read time. It's for Gorton's Fish Fillets, and somehow it turns into a full sketch. You'll either crave fish—or question your life choices. ✝️ What Would Jesus Draw? This week's prompt: Jesus doing outdoor spring sports. AI-generated holy chaos includes: Ultimate frisbee Jesus Cheese-rolling Jesus (with Girl Scouts and Jedi watching) Golfing Jesus on water while Moses heckles Lawn dart Jesus at a Memorial Day picnic featuring bikinis and a severed head Winner: Golf Jesus with Moses, in the style of a vintage golf ad. Next week's theme: Jesus selling designer robes. 👻 Haunted Houses & Wrestling Debates Ray updates us on a possibly haunted Airbnb—a return trip is planned. Then: A serious debate on whether pro wrestling is America's greatest art (it is), whether Goldberg is good (he's not), and the Back to the Future deep-cut about Eric Stoltz almost playing Marty McFly. 🎤 Outro Final plugs: 👉 WhatWouldJesusDraw.com👉 Send in your Dickman Dillemas 👉 Call the Dickman Line: 513-512-5721 Post-show banter includes server costs, barking dogs, and just enough existential dread to remind you you're alive.
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Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position
Apr 23, 202501:50:03Tap to summarizeThe Rich Dickman Show Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy Opening Banter Recap: The episode begins with the hosts returning, with Rem noting that they are "back at it". Rem explains that he finally figured out a camera or account issue from a couple of years ago, realizing his wife had created a new account that bypassed security, making the old one look like a fresh reinstall. He wiped the new account, reverted to the old one, and his stuff, including old backgrounds from about two years ago, reappeared. This brought back some "blast from the past" backgrounds. They confirm the episode number is 297, correcting Randy who thought it was 296. Randy is asked to create a Brady Bunch screen using illustrations or real photos, including one of Ray. Ray mentions he can text a picture he took in front of a gas pump where the average price was $5.90 a gallon, which prompts comments on high gas prices (Rem filled up for $2.79 and was annoyed, Ray was around $2.93) and the general expense of things where Ray is located. Ray then mentions his recent weight loss. Randy asks what Ray's weight was last week, and Ray gives a number (396.8). Cody and Ray guess Ray's current weight before Ray reveals it is 393.4. Cody wins the guess. Ray clarifies he started at 436 pounds, tracking it in the show notes, indicating a loss of 21.8 pounds just on the show. This prompts praise from the others, calling it "good" and "a month's worth of work". Ray mentions building a fence so his dogs can go out without needing to be walked. They briefly discuss protecting wells from zombies like in The Walking Dead. Ohio is described as "weird" and Ray's backyard video is mentioned as everything imagined for Ohio – flat, surprisingly lacking trees initially, although Ray clarifies he has trees, and his side yard is 65 feet long by 25 feet wide with a zipline. Cody mentions his acre is half dead grass, ants, and dirt. Ray notes that living on a hill sucks. Rem talks about growing up on three acres and how fun it was as a kid, not needing to be manicured. Rem mentions dealing with his "little one" digging holes and making mud for monster trucks in his yard and getting annoyed by ants. Cody mentions chilling post-Easter with leftovers and discount candy, referring to the period as the "holy refraction". There's discussion about the Pope dying, mentioning it happened on 4/20 or 4/21, his age (88), and nationality (Argentina). They list the last four Popes they've lived through: John Paul I, John Paul II, Benedict, and Pope Francis. Ray questions why anyone not Catholic would care who the Pope is. Rem argues everyone should care who the "Holy Father" is. They discuss Catholic practices like infallibility, celibacy, and the public recognition of the Pope compared to leaders of other religions. Cody recounts being asked to be godparents for his brother-in-law's child and being told they had to be married in a Catholic church, highlighting what he sees as Catholicism focusing on the "wrong things" and being too "ceremonial" rather than practical. Rem agrees it's all ceremony. Despite critiques of the ceremony, they acknowledge that if Catholics believe Christ died and was resurrected, they can still get to heaven, and that religion in general, like the Ten Commandments, provides a good way of living. The "best atheist on the show" (Rem) states that the lack of religion in society is a big problem because people need it. They critique the commandment "Shall not take the Lord's name in vain," arguing the Constitution supersedes the Ten Commandments. They discuss Cody's religious background in Alabama, describing it as "white people Baptist type stuff". Cody mentions being baptized "like 30 times" by different denominations. He ranks his top three baptism experiences: Nazarene (clinical) is number three, Episcopalian (female officiant) is number two, and Baptist (party, dunked in a creek, held under) is number one. They discuss sourdough starter and Ray's wife's breast milk used for practical purposes like treating pink eye. Ray describes his first experience with a bidet in a fancy restaurant restroom, being scared by the air dry function. They argue about the necessity of bidets vs. manual cleaning in the shower. Rem's Steve's Lava Chicken t-shirt design being rejected by Amazon merch is mentioned. They mention starting a band called Bubblegut and the Poops. The podcast is noted for surpassing the episode count of wrestling shows Dynamite and Nitro. We did the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman This segment features the hosts answering listener questions. Question 1 (from Joanna, treated as John/Joe): "Do I poop too much? I use the restroom an average of three times a day. My boyfriend says a woman shall need to poop once per day, but I'm not convinced. Is there any science to back up this claim? Are there any methods or devices you would recommend to measure my poop volume?". Cody, who has IBS and is a "two time a day type of pooper," validates that pooping multiple times a day is possible. Ray notes his toilet time is typically at least 30 minutes. They recommend getting a bidet for cleanliness, especially with frequent use, but caution against high water pressure to avoid hemorrhoids. They also recommend a seat cushion (like a donut) for long drives. Question 2 (from James, a recently retired actor): "I am a recently retired actor looking for things to do. I am famously starred in a long time running television show... I would like to find some activities that would allow some privacy... suggest some in Denvers.". Cody suggests mini golf and bumper boats as fun activities that might be less conducive to mobs. Rem suggests creating a profile on Fet Life and attending meetups, arguing that people in that lifestyle community are likely to keep secrets to protect themselves. Ray jokingly suggests starting an island. Question 3 (anonymous): "I hate chunky spaghetti sauce. Can you please tell me the best red sauce for pasta that isn't lumpy? Preferably, this advice would come from a true Italian.". Ray, claiming to be the most Italian, suggests Tutori tomato sauce, particularly the canned version, describing it as just sauce, not lumpy. He notes that while it's good as is for the "American people," you can spice it up with garlic, onions, and oregano. Rem talks about making sauce from scratch but acknowledges it's hard to beat store-bought like Prego or Ragu. Cody shares a story of making meatballs and sauce for multiple families using Target brand sauce and pasta, adding baked Italian spicy sausage and basil, and being asked for his "recipe" later. They joke that Americans are easy to please with Italian food. Question 4 (from John): "I want to play hookie from school for a day and need a legitimate excuse. Do you have any ways of getting out of school, but in a way that I can't get caught?". Suggestions include hacking the school's mainframe and changing attendance, getting a contagious illness like mono or pink eye (noting pink eye isn't that bad and a remote doctor's note is easy to get now). An interesting suggestion from Cody is to use microwave beeps to fake an EKG sound during a call. Another suggestion is to get surgery, like for a lazy eye, which could provide extended time off. Cody Reads Copy about Verilife Dispensary in Hillsboro, OH: Cody reads a descriptive piece about a dispensary called Verilife in Hillsboro, Ohio, located between cornfields and Dairy Queens. The copy highlights the "chill energy" and "tactical command" of an employee named Emily, who handles a chaos-inducing attempted robbery ("Tiger King's backup dancer" trying to "jack the stash") by leading the staff in a defensive maneuver before calmly ringing up the customer. The copy concludes that at Verilife, you get "weed," a "story," a "community," and "Emily," and encourages listeners to visit and mention Randy. Dick of the Week: Four nominees are presented for the "Dick of the Week" title. Nominee 1: A 31-year-old woman arrested in Floren Park, New Jersey on April 6, 2025, for DUI and refusing a breath test after driving the wrong way on a turnpike and other roads during a rainstorm. Dash cam footage showed erratic driving, running safety zones and a red light. She showed signs of intoxication, failed field sobriety tests, and had a concealed alcoholic beverage. She faces multiple charges including DUI refusal, reckless driving, careless driving, and lane violations. Nominee 2: A 47-year-old former Hillsboro County, Florida Sheriff's Office deputy and current county schools employee, Brandon Scott Parker, charged after a road rage incident on April 6, 2025, where he allegedly threw a bottle at a driver who honked at him, causing injury (contusion and abrasion). He was charged with the felony of throwing a deadly missile into an occupied conveyance. Nominee 3: A motorcyclist with a passenger involved in a road rage incident in El Cajon, California on April 7, 2025, who fired a gun at a truck. The truck driver was unharmed but found a bullet hole. The suspects fled on the motorcycle, which was found to be stolen, and were later found hiding in a drainage tunnel. Nominee 4: A 24-year-old man from Wisconsin who stole a bag of food from the kitchen of ...
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Episode 296 - That Wasn't Fun
Apr 11, 202501:58:58Tap to summarize🔥 THE RICH DICKMAN SHOW | EPISODE 296: "THAT WASN'T FUN" 🔥 Hosts: Rem, Cody, Ray, Randy 🎙️ Weekly mayhem, philosophical dilemmas, and AI Jesus fanart – all in one absurd, heartfelt episode. This week on The Rich Dickman Show: Randy drops a monstrous morning deuce and updates us on his weight (396.8), new teeth, and a clogged toilet. Rem immediately shuts down Randy's ambitious new segment—the "Dickman Cinematic Universe." Cody stays chill. Ray doesn't care. It's Masters week, baby. We dive into handwritten fan letters, debate five (actually seven?) brand-new Dickman Dilemmas, and Cody reads a killer ad for the Mongoose Training Academy, courtesy of the Italian Stallion himself. Jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and maybe a charity fight with Ray's UFC cousin? Let's go. Dick of the Week brings absolute chaos: A New Jersey police chief turned chaotic evil A Michigan crack family with toddlers and guns Two NYPD rookies hitting up a brothel mid-shift Rem calls out Jeff for using old headlines. Robert Farley takes the crown. This Week's Dickman Dilemmas Include: Would you stalk or get stalked with invisibility? Bee beard for $100 million—yay or nay? The screaming car from hell Porta-potty gold: would you reach for the million? We close with What Would Jesus Draw? – Game of Thrones Edition. Rem wins with "Jesus as Jon Snow" after the Battle of the Bastards Cody's thorn crown line hits hard Randy goes full Judas/Roose Bolton Ray brings solemn vibes with Ned's beheading Plus: 🐦 Birdfeeder heists outside the dentist 💀 Randy forgets his cat's ashes 🎮 How to get your kid addicted to Minecraft 🧠 Introducing Rem's Antichrist alter ego: Seether Canini 🎤 Audiobooks? Wrestling? The road to Episode 301 is heating up. 📞 Leave us a voicemail, draw us a Jesus, or train at the Mongoose Academy—just make sure you're slightly better than mediocre. 🖼️ Don't miss the episode art. 🎧 Subscribe, comment, and join the legacy. #RichDickman #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WWJD #GameOfThrones #ItalianStallion #DickmanDilemmas #MongooseTrainingAcademy #SeetherCanini #WeightLossJourney #RemDickman #Episode296 #StickmanCinematicUniverse #ProWrestling #Audiobook
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Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis
Apr 3, 202501:44:21Tap to summarizeThe Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis! Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray's utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy. This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman: Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival? What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane? A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on. Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal. The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior: A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical. A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party. A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed. And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!). Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas: The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty. The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand. And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes. The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone: Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork. Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator. Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred. Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin. Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme! Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!
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Episode 294 - Stupid Face
Mar 26, 202501:50:11Tap to summarizeOpening Banter Recap: The initial banter in episode 294 of the Rich Show involved some technical difficulties with an echo and microphone adjustments, before moving into more casual topics. The hosts discussed Randy's weight loss journey, noting he was down to 401 pounds from a higher weight, and his struggles with eating habits, including a Domino's pizza, and quitting weed. Ray then launched into a rant about a frustrating Chick-fil-A drive-thru experience, describing its convoluted chain system and lack of clear directions, contrasting it with his knowledge of In-N-Out Burger's efficient drive-thru. The conversation also touched on the solar phenomenon of Lahaina Noon, where shadows disappear, a found fully loaded 9mm magazine after a party, opinions on the Signal app and government technology in light of a recent "debacle", an anecdote about a persistent phone call with a collections agent, and a humorous story about a five-year-old son getting banned from Roblox for calling someone a "stupid face". Thinking with your Dickman: Robot vacuum attacking fancy coffee table: Jada from Jacksonville wrote in about her robot vacuum repeatedly hitting her designer coffee table. The hosts offered sarcastic solutions, such as suspending the table from the ceiling. Yoga pants with bad branding: Jackson of Juno complained about a prominent logo on his designer yoga leggings turning his practice into a marketing spectacle. The hosts were critical of the verbose email and the prevalence of large logos on clothing. Someone has Slimy Poop: Jeremy sent a brief email stating, "Dear TRDS, my poop is slimy. Please help with love, Jeremy". The hosts reacted with immediate dismissal and moved on. Cody Reads Copy about Golf Clubs: Cody read an advertisement for Callaway's XR package set, humorously describing it as the "golfing equivalent of training wheels" and noting its oversized driver head and Odyssey putter. This led to a discussion about golf, including the meaning of a triple bogey, Ray's golf simulator and his impressive virtual score of 62, and Ray's anecdote about an attractive beverage cart attendant. Dick of the Week: Mega Church Pastor doing bad stuff to kids: Cody reported on a former Texas mega-church pastor indicted in Oklahoma on child sexual abuse charges. The hosts discussed the serious nature of the allegations with dark humor and cynicism. Pringles can attack: The hosts covered a news story about a Florida woman, Shenica Sardal, accused of slicing a man's face with a Pringles can at a 7-Eleven. They made light of the unusual weapon and the circumstances. Lauren Boebert calls Al Greene's Pimp cane: The segment included a discussion about Representative Lauren Bobbert's controversial remark referring to Democratic Representative Al Green's cane as a "pimp cane". The hosts debated the connotations of the term and the political figures involved. Ultimately, the interns were named as the "Dick of the Week" for presenting poorly condensed listener emails. Dickman Dilemma: 1 million dollars for a lobotomy: The hosts considered the scenario of receiving $1 million for a live-streamed lobotomy while retaining their personality but losing random memories. Randy and Ray expressed reluctance due to the value of their memories, especially as they've gotten older. The history and gruesome details of lobotomies were also briefly discussed. Steal 10 million from a Clown Mafia and get chased by them: The hosts debated whether to take $10 million knowing they would be perpetually pursued by 20 clowns in a tiny car. They discussed potential strategies for defense and escape, with violent solutions being humorously considered. Free buffet for life but your nose grows with each bite: The hosts considered the offer of unlimited free buffets with the consequence of their nose growing half a millimeter per bite. Cody cleverly suggested consuming food without biting, such as smoothies or swallowing whole. What Would Jesus Draw - Doing a government cover up: The theme for this week's "What Would Jesus Draw" was "Jesus doing a government cover up". The hosts presented their prompts for AI image generation: Cody: Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a government official in a black suit laughing at Waco officers getting hurt. Rem: Jesus Christ of Nazareth wearing a formal suit made of his traditional vestments, standing inside Area 51, pointing and laughing at a crashed unidentified flying object. Randy: Jesus Christ of Nazareth using a neuralizer on a group of Asian immigrants on a double-decker tour bus in England during snow. Ray: JCON as a Secret Service agent tucking Joe Biden into bed while a presidential speech plays on TV. After describing the generated images, Ray's prompt was chosen as the winner. The hosts briefly discussed future themes and related ideas, such as a Jesus self-help book titled "The Passion of the Me" or "Crucifixed". End Banter: The hosts thanked the audience for listening and shared their social media handles. They mentioned that they were recording a second episode immediately after this one to make up for missing the previous week.
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