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It's summer in the year 860 AD we're in Luna, a coastal town in northwest Italy. More precisely, we're in the chapel of its ducal court. Here, Bishop Cicado presides over a solemn Latin Mass. Today the ritual is unusual. Shuffling up the aisle amid the nobles and dignitaries comes a party of Viking warriors. On their shoulders they carry a stretcher, and on it lies a dying man. They stop before the altar and lower him tenderly amidst the finery of the congregation. The men make for an incongruous spectacle. Filthy, bearded, leather clad, long haired, and despite the waft of incense, unpleasantly aromatic. What's more, they are the enemy. A Viking army has been camped outside the walls for days, laying siege to the beleaguered town. Luna's patricians thought they had broken a peace. According to a growing custom, they had paid the attackers a vast sum of money to go away. But in what seems a gross act of dishonor, the northmen have refused to budge. There are mitigating circumstances. Their leader, their jarl, is gravely ill, too fragile to travel, to which end they have a special plea. The jarl is a recent convert to Christianity. He seeks benediction. If Bishop Cecado will grant him his final wish, to have a mass conducted for his soul, he will take his chances on the high seas. They will load up their longboats and go. Impressed by the notion of spiritual redemption, the bishop has agreed to their request. For this is no ordinary Viking seeking God's mercy. The stricken man is Bjorn Ragnarsson, eldest son of the legendary Ragnar Lothbrok. His nickname, Jarncidar Ironside, has been bestowed for Bjorn's seeming indestructibility in battle. Though it is a plain old fever which is now hastening his end. The Lord would indeed appear to be moving in mysterious ways. As the bishop makes the sign of the cross, the comatose Bjorn seems to rise effortlessly, miraculously, from the near dead. The bad news is that he is brandishing a sword, one that has been tucked in the folds of his cloak, and that his Viking compadres are now doing the same. Prayers are no match for Norse steel. The house of God is turned into a slaughterhouse, the Bishop himself among the slain, soon to become a Christian martyr. The Vikings hack their way to the city gates and throw them open. Fellow warriors charge in. In the kingdom of Italy, they never understood why the Vikings had become so fixated upon Luna. Today's Luni in Liguria, then, like now, is a modest commune best known for its cheese. But such things are lost on Bjorn Ironside. His father may have stormed Paris, but he has gone one better. In a case of mistaken identity, Bjorn believes he has taken the most important city, the greatest prize in western Christendom, Rome. I'm ian glenn and from the noiser podcast network. This is real vikings part 6. When Ragnar Lothbrok sacked Paris back in 845. It was not the endpoint of the Vikings in Francia. Overwintering regularly now, Vikings have established settlements, bases at strategic points right across the country's river network. By way of the river Loire, Vikings have accessed the Bay of Biscay, off the Atlantic coast of modern day France. Edging down, they have been up to their usual tricks, raiding along the shores of Aquitaine. From there, they have moved west along northern Spain, looting their way across the kingdoms of Navarre, Asturias and Galicia. But here they discover the Western world runs out. It is the limit, the final frontier of Christendom. On the other side of the Cantabrian mountains lies the ever expanding Islamic empire, the Caliphate. The Muslim realm is vast, spreading from its Arabian source. It extends by the time of the Viking age from the Indian Ocean to the shores of the Atlantic. In 711, Berber armies had crossed from what the Romans called Mauritania, carrying Islam into Iberia, the land they call Al Andalus. The Muslim empire has since undergone a revolution. It is run now by the Abbasid dynasty from far away Baghdad. Under this leadership, the Caliphate has entered a golden age. Al Andalus has developed into an autonomous, sophisticated Moorish state known as the Emirate of Cordoba. It has earned a reputation as a center of science, medicine and philosophy. Powerful and wealthy, it's a red rag to a bull for those who make their living from larceny. A tantalizing prospect to the Vikings of yet more riches, exotic ones, to be plundered. According to the legend, it is Bjorn Ironside who will embark on the mission to seize what he can in one of the most famous of all Viking adventures. The eldest son of Ragnar, Bjorn is young, ambitious, headstrong, perhaps too much so. To which end he has been paired with a seasoned old pro, a grizzled but steady hand. His name is Hastin, and he is King Ragnar's most trusted lieutenant. In the early summer of 859, frothing at the prospect of fresh booty, the pair sail out of the Loire with a fleet of 62 ships and two and a half thousand men, Their aim, to enter the Mediterranean. Passing through its narrow entrance between what the ancients called the Pillars of Hercules onto the Caliphate shores and with a bonus, turn north and they can attack Christendom from a new angle, hitting it in its soft underbelly. For there, halfway up the Italian peninsula, or so Bjorn understands, sits the jewel in the crown, Rome. Bjorn is not the first Viking to strike at Al Andalus, Viking raiders have already sacked down its Atlantic coast, besieging today's La Coruna and lisbon. In October 844, a Viking force even sailed up the Guadalquivir river and occupied the city of Izbilia, Seville. But Bjorn and Hasten are going to surpass all previous achievements, becoming the first to enter the great inland sea of the Mediterranean. They are under no illusion as to the perils that lay ahead, not just the deadly currents that surged through the straits. Word has filtered back that the defenders of the Muslim lands, the Saracens, to use the vernacular of the day, are a different proposition to the local militias encountered in the Christian world. According to legend, the Emir of Cordoba, Abd Al rahman II had 400 Viking captives strung up from palm trees. And his successor, Mohammed I, has been strengthening the Emirates defences. After grappling with the storms of the Atlantic. Sailing into the Met passes without incident. But as Bjorn's men begin ravaging along the Andalusian coast, the warnings bear fruit. The defenders are professional, disciplined. The Caliphate can call on a standing army of slave soldiers known as mamaluks. Plus they have a navy. Being challenged at sea is a brand new experience for the Vikings. Their conquests thus far have been based on total maritime supremacy. Not anymore. Bjorn's Vikings managed to briefly occupy Neor on the coast of what is now Morocco. But they are soon chased away by purpose built Caliphate warships called dromans. By the winter of 859, Bjorn and Haston have sailed beyond the Caliphate's reach, proceeding north across the Mediterranean. After raids on the Balearic Islands and Narbonne in southern Francia, they lay to at the mouth of the rhone. In spring 860, the pair continue. They sack Nimes and Arles, then push up river as far as Valence before proceeding along today's Riviera to the northwest coast of the Italian peninsula and thereon to Luna, which Bjorn believes mistakenly to be the holy city itself. The story of Bjorn on his stretcher, the one we encountered at the start of this episode, is most likely apocryphal. His Trojan horse act recurs in other tales from the era, featuring different locations and personnel. In some versions, it is Hastin rather than Bjorn who springs up sword in hand. In others it is from a coffin that they leap, not a stretcher, but the subject having feigned his own death. But who knows? In any case, there are reports of further raids in the region, including on Sicily. Accounts of the Vikings pitching up in Greece and Alexandria are also contemporaneous. With Bjorn's expedition, though, the problem, as ever, is that these events are not documented till much, much later. The official saga which details Bjorn's adventures, the Tale of Ragnar's Sons, is an Icelandic tract from the 13th century. Even the accounts of Bjorn's raids in southern Frankia actually date from the 1500s. Professor Elizabeth Rowe.
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So we do know that there were Vikings attacking the south coast of France at exactly this time. But the particular additional detail that the Vikings went on to attack Italy, that's the result of a mistake. The actual chronicles of the time mention the Viking attack of the Northmen in France. And then those contemporary chronicles go on to say that the Saracens attacked Pisa and Luna. And it really looks as though one of the Norman historians, Dudo of San Quentin, when he was writing a history of the Normans and referring to their Danish ancestors, that he got them confused,
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was the Bjorn of the Mediterranean, the Bjorn. There is even a suggestion that his nickname, Ironside, may have been retrofitted long after his death. A century or so later, it was in vogue. There were a lot of leaders given this moniker, most notably the English warrior king, Edmund Ironside.
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It really looks as though the nickname Ironside could not have been applied to some character named bjorn until after 10:16. So the development of a figure of legend and saga named Bjorn Ironside is not something that we can trace back to the mid 9th century, but rather it's a product of the 11th century development of the story of Ragnar and his sons.
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As is often the case with the Vikings, with Bjorn, we are treading a fine line between history and myth. On the way back to Frankia in 851, it is believed the expedition takes a timeout to raid the Basque lands. There, the Vikings kidnap the king of Pamplona, ransoming him back for a whooping 60,000 pieces of gold. Diorne, it is said, becomes so staggeringly wealthy from the expedition that it affords him a cushy semi retirement in southern Scandinavia. There he founds a new royal dynasty, the Swedish house of Munso. Despite the evident plunder, their mission has taken a heavy toll. The fact that only 20 of the 62 ships make it back means that the Mediterranean adventure will never be followed by any concerted attempt at conquest. Not until the late rage of the Normans.
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We can certainly say that the raids on southern France were serious enough for the victims, but in general, the Vikings were not much of a threat in the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean was a zone of conflict between the Islamic realm to the south and the Christian kingdoms to the north. The further the Vikings got away from Scandinavia, the weaker their position was. So the Vikings continued to raid along the Atlantic coast of France and Spain. But they didn't get very far in the Mediterranean. And the lack of success, I think, discouraged subsequent expeditions there.
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Old Rome may not have fallen to the Vikings, regardless of what Bjorn may have believed. But no matter. For there is a new Rome rising in the east. The year is 907. An army of Rus warriors and their Slav allies is camped on the side of the Black Sea. A hive of industry has sprung up around its fleet. The longships hauled up onto the beach. The men work eagerly at the timber that has been felled in the local forests, splitting planks, soaking and bending the logs into circular hoops secured with rivets. Struts of wood are hammered inside, the rings forming spokesperson. The more the activity proceeds, it becomes clear that what they are manufacturing are cradles, axles, wheels. Their leader, Oleg, Prince of Kyiv, regards the labors with satisfaction, then turns to view the ultimate object of his ambition, the one to which this ingenuity will be put to task. A place the Norse call Miklagard, but which is better known in Christendom by another name, Constantinople. There, in the distance, the great capital of the Byzantine empire rises up. Dr. Elena Barraclough.
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That glittering, gorgeous empire that the Norse was so keen to reach.
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Its golden domes glinting in the sunlight, its palaces and fabulously decorated churches famous throughout the known world. As with Paris, as with Rome, its mere existence is a provocation. Though for Oleg, this is not just about treasure. He's here to prove a point. By taking Constantinople, he aims to show that the Rus, and by extension the Vikings, are a match for anyone. With work on the boats finished, Oleg orders the crews to climb on board. Even though the ships have been hauled up onto dry land. He stands at the eagle headed prow of his own boat, one arm raised, the north wind at his back. He drops it, giving the signal for the sails to be hoisted. The wind whips at the billowing canvases. The ropes tighten. The masts take the strain. The ships riding on their newly attached wheels, begin to edge forward. At first, slowly, shakly, till they build momentum, racing towards the city, gliding across the flats like sand yachts. The men on board can barely contain their excitement. The air is filled with jubilant shouting. On the city walls. The guards look on in disbelief. It quickly turns to panic. They have heard the prophecy of the Ezekiel, who foretold that A ruler would come from the north, Gog, Prince of Ross, with his hordes, he would devastate Israel, which, according to their patriarch, their Christian primate, means the holy city of Constantinople itself. The cry goes up, the Rus are coming. The Rus are coming. Situated on the Bosphorus, Constantinople is a city of strategic importance. It controls the waterways between the eastern Mediterranean and the Black Sea. It has the defences to prove it great walls, ramparts and moats, towers studding the battlements, which themselves climb to 250ft high. It is a city of great wealth and power. When the Roman Empire began to collapse in the 4th century, its administrators split the territory into two halves, two spheres. The Western Empire centred on Rome, and the Eastern, or Byzantine Empire, under Emperor Constantine. He renamed its capital, which had been Byzantium, Constantinople, after himself. The Western Empire fell in 476 A.D, but for the eastern portion, it has been a different story, with Constantinople as its centerpiece. It has been fashioned as a continuity state, a culturally Greek successor to the dominion of Caesars and emperors, a new Rome. And it has been thriving. The Viking world too, divides between east and west, between those who look to Britain and Frankia, across the North Sea, and those who turn towards the Baltic. The Rus, if you remember, of Varangians, as they are sometimes known, represent this eastern expansion of the Viking world. They've extended down through the river networks from the Baltic and Lake Ladoga, establishing a vast trading network right across the Slavic lands of Eastern Europe. Their name, Rus, means just that, river people or rowers. And in time, they will give their name to a country. Lars Brownworth, a guy by the name of Roerich, goes and founds the first centralized state in what is now Russia, and is therefore kind of the. I don't know what term to use the spiritual ancestor, in a way, of three countries, Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. In contrast to Bjorn Einstein's Mediterranean adventuring, going by sea all the way, the Rus Vikings have reached eastern waters by a different method. They have used the Dnieper river and its tributaries to enter via the Black Sea, rowing for much of the way, dragging their boats overland when necessary. Much of the ingenuity is Oleg of Kyiv's doing, for he is one of the original Varangians, part of the foundational Rurikid dynasty, fueled by the determination of his forebears. And his ambitions do not stop there. For a while now, his interest has been piqued by the tales of travelers and traders returning from the south.
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The Vikings called Constantinople Miklag, which means the big city. It was A place for ambitious go getters from all corners of the known world. A really incredible metropolis. And it was packed with mercenaries and traders and travelers looking for adventure and employment and money making and of course, that's all things that really speak very closely to Norse culture. You know, this desire for adventure and excitement and profit
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from the brick built aqueducts, the striking monuments, the marble statues to its state of the art hippodrome, nothing they've seen anywhere can come close to the scale of Constantinople's splendor. And the crowning glory is the magnificent stone cathedral of Hagia Sophia. Reports of its breathtaking interior make it back to the northern homelands, inspiring others with the desire to see it for themselves, or perhaps have a go at taking it. As the power of the Rus grows, relations between the two entities begin to sour. The same year that Bjorn Ironside is assailing Luna, Rus warriors launch their first major strike upon the Byzantines.
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In June 8, the Rus attack Constantinople for what appears to be the first time. And we have a chronicle written in Kyiv a bit later that says that they were led by two men called Askold and Dir.
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As it was for many of the Viking raiders, early victims, the attack on Constantinople comes as a bolt from the blue. The city is completely unprepared.
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The Emperor and his army both away on a campaign. And suddenly, without warning, the Bosphorus was full of ships and boats from across the sea. And at least according to the chronicle, it was around 200 vessels, which would mean that there were many, many thousands of attackers. From inside the great basilica of Hagia Sophia, Patriarch Photius delivers a sermon and he's bewailing the city's terrible fate. He says, what is this? What is this grievous and heavy blow and wrath? Why has this dreadful bolt fallen on us? Out of the furthest north, what clouds compacted of woes and condemnation have violently collided to force out this irresistible lightning upon us? Why has this thick, sudden hailstorm of barbarians burst?
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For. Just as happened with Lindisfarne, the raid on Constantinople has put these Vikings on the map. Not that there weren't warnings, ones that went unheeded. In the wake of the raid on Seville, emissaries from the Caliphate had warned of this new threat of infidels from the north, warriors they refer to as Al Majus. Despite the usual carnage, Askolt and Deer are unable ultimately to penetrate the city's imposing defenses. According to a later Christian legend, the defeat of the Vikings is down to divine intervention. Patriarch Photius dips a holy Relic in the sea, which causes a freak storm to scatter their pagan fleet. Whatever the truth, the Byzantines are from this point on, obliged to take the Vikings seriously. In the aftermath, a new relationship between the Byzantines and the Rus is forged, one based on trade. The Rus provide the Byzantines with produce from the northern forests of Scandinavia and the Baltic regions. Fir, timber, wax, honey. In return, all manner of luxury goods flow in the other direction.
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The Rus merchants who are making their way to Byzantium are making their way back from Byzantium with silks and all kinds of lovely Mediterranean wares.
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And of course, the Vikings cash in on their most disreputable commodity, slaves.
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We know from a 10th century document that what the Rus were trading with the Byzantines is exactly the same as what they were trading with the Khazars and the Arabic merchants down the Volga. So slaves and furs and other northern products.
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Professor Steffen Brink. So this brings us to why slavery was so important. It was the best way to accumulate wealth. And wealth this time was silver. And with silver you could build up your power base as well. As we know, this coveted precious metal is the currency of trade for the rooster. It funds the commercial empire that spreads along the river networks right back to Scandinavia. But the flood of wealth is also altering the balance of power within the Rus domain itself. While the Rurikids rule from the northern city of Novgorod, it is the southerly Kyiv which is emerging as the new commercial hub. Those back in Novgorod are beginning to feel upstaged by this upstart. But boomtown, the one from which Askold and Deer had struck out. And as you would expect, they're not going to stand by and watch. In879, when Rurik dies, it is Oleg who succeeds him in Novgorod, initially as a regent on behalf of Rurik's young son Igor. And Oleg is going to seize his moment to put an end to these rebels downriver. Taking the three year old Igor with him, Oleg sails a fleet south through the waterways outside the walls of Kyiv. Oleg has his men hide in their boats while he stands on the shore with little Igor. He sends a messenger to its rulers within, claiming to be a Rus merchant traveling to Greece. According to the rules of hospitality, he bids Askolt and Dir come out to greet him. But no sooner have the unsuspecting duo come down from their hilltop fortification than Oleg's men emerge from hiding. Oleg brandishes the infant in his arms. This is Igor, son of Rurik. He snarls, true prince of the Rus, and signals to his men as a liquidation of his rivals. It is a brisk affair, but it has done the job. The Rus are united under his rule and Oleg will relocate his capital to Kyiv accordingly.
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It is because of the value of the trade with Byzantium that Kyiv comes to be the preeminent center of power for the Rus. Kyiv is located in a relatively secure position, so it's enough within the border forest region that horse mounted attackers are not easily going to be able to get through the trees, so it's a different landscape from the open steppes. And also Kyiv is a village up on top of some bluffs above the river, so it has a bit of natural fortification as well as the new
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Prince of Kyiv, Oleg the Wise, as he is now styled, he becomes the leader of what are also refashioned as the Kievan Rus. He is the man with whom the Byzantines must deal and must jostle with for regional supremacy.
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in his assault on Constantinople, a principal historical source, the Russian Primary Chronicle, states that Oleg's fleet was made up of 2000 ships. That would have meant an army of around 80,000 men, an unfeasibly large force. So perhaps we should take the numbers with a pinch of salt. But the story of Oleg attaching wheels to his boats and sailing them overland towards the city. As fantastic as it sounds, it's not an impossible scenario. Historians have argued that Norse warriors elsewhere had been known to use similar tactics. Unfortunately for Oleg, his campaign of 907 is, in military terms, a failure. The story has him nailing his shield to the city gate, a sign of victory, but not actually breaching it. There was a psychological weapon, a medieval psyops. The boats on wheels trick is a devastating ploy. It plays into the Byzantine's fears of the Vikings as almost superhuman warriors capable of anything. Plus, word is already out about the Norsemen's capacity for savagery, as the Russian Primary Chronicle also records. Some they beheaded, some they tortured, some they shot. That's with arrows, by the way. And still others they cast into the sea. When the terrified Byzantines do eventually sue for peace, oleg demands payment. 12 coins for each man in his army. Just like Ragnar in Paris and Bjorn in Luna, Oleg is being paid to go away. In the wake of Oleg's expedition to Constantinople, a new treaty of friendship is ratified between the Rus and the Byzantines.
Dr. Elena Barraclough / Expert Commentary
The Byzantine response was remarkably diplomatic and very politically astute. So what they did when the siege was over was make favorable trading pacts with their attackers, offering legitimate Rus merchants a six month supply of bread and meat and fish and fruit, and perhaps most importantly, baths whenever they needed them.
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Not only that, the Rus will be exempt from any customs tariffs. It's a remarkably generous deal. After the signing ceremony, Oleg's envoys receive the full VIP treatment, gifts of gold and luxurious robes, and are shown the sites of Constantinople, the palatial interiors and ecclesiastical bling. They are also treated to a viewing of Constantinople's holiest relics, including the crown of Thorns worn by Jesus at his crucifixion, as well as nails from the cross and the purple robe placed over the Saviour's body. All this is designed to impress. The connection between worldly wealth and eternal salvation can hardly be accidental. For the Byzantines have another weapon to deploy against the Rus, quite a powerful one. God. In Western Europe, converting the heathens to Christianity has become baked into treaties and dealings. Viking leaders must be baptized. It has been a condition, for example, of Viking leader Guthrum's reconciliation with England's Alfred the Great. It's a proven way of bringing Viking leaders to heel to initiate them into the greater European brotherhood. The Byzantines are particularly zealous in this regard. In 861, the missionary Cyril, the man who gives his name to the Cyrillic script, had been sent out into the wilds of Eastern Europe to convert the Khazars, the Slavs. It inevitably brought him into contact with the Rus too. It kind of pulls the Russians into the Orthodox orbit, which of course has cultural connotations which are very, very far reaching. It's the beginning of a process that will culminate in the conversion of the entire Rus nation. But not quite yet. With the Rus threat neutralized by favorable trading terms, the Byzantines can focus on the other great challenge to their supremacy and to their Christianity, the Caliphate. And they will do so with the Rus as allies. In 910, the empire launches a major maritime campaign against Arab interests in Crete, Cyprus and along the coast of Syria. 700 Rus mercenaries serve alongside Byzantine troops. True to their Viking heritage, the Rus come with a formidable reputation, making them highly sought after soldiers in any army. When Oleg dies at a grand old age, Igor formally becomes Prince of Kiev. Oleg had been appointed as his regent, the guardian of a boy king. But he had clung onto power till the very end. Igor, his child ward, is now 64. Prince Igor could easily have settled for a quiet retirement. But making up for lost time, he instead decides to make a late bid for glory and riches as well as put one over on Oleg, the man who kept him down for so long. And that means having a pop at Constantinople all over again. It's late May 941. After raiding along the southern shore of the Black Sea, old Prince Igor leads his fleet into the Bosphorus. He remembers the tales told by Oleg's envoys about the spectacular city, the palaces, the churches, the jewels, the tapestries, the marble. And as with Oleg before him, this is not just about plunder. For too long, 30 years, the Byzantines have arrogantly dictated the terms by which the Rus will be allowed to enter the city, telling them how long they can stay and where. Igor is here to take back control. With his fleet approaching the city, one of Igor's men raises the alarm. Enemy ships ahead. Igor shields his eyes from the sun and scans the azure waters Then he sees them. There can be no more than 15 Byzantine vessels approaching. They look like they've seen better days, too. Is this the best the defenders can do? A gaggle of barely seaworthy tubs against his mighty Rus navy? It's an insult. Another sign of Byzantine arrogance. It's time to teach them a lesson. He'll capture the crews and slaughter them in front of the walls. Igor gives the order. His fleet surrounds the enemy ships. But as the ruse boats close. As they close in, the sailors can see the faces of their enemies. They seem strangely unconcerned, excited even. The Rus oarsmen shift uneasily on their benches. Something about this doesn't add up. And what's that acrid smell wafting towards them? Then it begins. Long bronze pipes appear over the sides of the Byzantine ships and from them, narrow jets of fire shoot out. By the time the Rus sailors realize what's happening, it's too late. The frontline boats are hemmed in by those behind. The flames leap through the air and ignite the timbers and sails. The very surface of the water seems to be catching fire. The flames spread quickly from ship to ship. Men throw themselves overboard, preferring to drown than burn to death. Igor retreats, his fleet in disarray. The secret incendiary weapon that the Byzantines unleash on Igor's ships is called Greek fire. Veterans of the attacks on Al Andalus had spoken of something similar, of fireballs launched at them by catapults from harbour defences. Some mysterious armament of the Orient that has spread along the Met. To this day, we don't know for sure what Greek fire was. One likely theory is that it's ignited crude oil pumped at high pressure through narrow tubes like a proto flamethrower. But what we do know is, is that it was deadly in its effect. The medieval equivalent of napalm, impossible to extinguish. Igor's ravaged navy limps back to Kyiv. In time, Igor will lead a second expedition against Constantinople. On this occasion with a force so huge that the Byzantine Emperor has no appetite for a fight. In 945, a new treaty is agreed. But there has been a subtle change to the wording. In 911, Oleg's envoys had sworn to uphold the treaty as pagans. But in 945 it allows the Rus to swear their oath either as pagans or Christians, a sign that the Byzantine policy of integration through conversion is paying off. The growing influence of Constantinople shows in other ways too. The Rus state employs Byzantine clerks as its first Civil servants. It adopts Byzantine literacy. After Igor's death, the trend to Christianity gathers pace. In the 950s, Igor's widow Olga travels to Constantinople to be baptized at the Byzantine court. You may remember Olga of Kyiv from an earlier episode as the woman who wreaked terrible revenge on her husband's murderers. On her death in969, Olga receives a Christian funeral. By the time her grandson Vladimir becomes Prince of Kyiv in 978, he is sending 6,000 Kyivan Rus soldiers to the new emperor, Basil II to help quash a rebellion.
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There's a dynastic alliance between the Prince of Kyiv and the Byzantine emperor. And as part of the alliance, there's a marriage between Vladimir and the Emperor's sister. And part of the arrangement is that Christianity will happen and Vladimir becomes Christian. And the Byzantine Empire sends priests to teach Vladimir's subjects the Eastern form of Christianity.
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A peaceful union is finally achieved and Vladimir's conversion. His baptism by the Patriarch of Constantinople marks the founding of what we know as the Russian Orthodox Church. We're in the upper gallery of the church of Hagia Sophia in Constantinople, an area reserved for the imperial family and their entourage. The date is. Well, we can't be sure, but it's sometime after 988. Arched windows run around the base of the dome. Shafts of light pierce the hallowed gloom below. A service is underway, the Divine liturgy of the Orthodox faith. The members of the imperial family are seated, but you must remain standing. Your calves begin to ache. You feel your eyelids drooping to keep yourself from dozing off and falling over. You take knife from your belt, concealing it under your cloak. And you use the tip of the blade to scratch something in the marble. H A L F D A N Halfadan. Your name. Centuries from now, future generations will know that you were here. The graffiti scratched by an unknown soldier in the upper gallery of the higher Sophia, visible to this day, is just one of several inscriptions testifying to the presence of Vikings in Constantinople. When Vladimir sent his Varangians to aid the Emperor, he opened the door for Vikings to serve in the imperial army. They will be formally constituted as the most famous corps of warriors within the Byzantine armed forces.
Dr. Elena Barraclough / Expert Commentary
And eventually the Norse would come to form the core of the formidable fighting unit that served as the Byzantine Emperor's personal bodyguard. And this was an elite troop known as the Varangian Guard.
Historian / Expert Commentary
He felt that warriors who were all foreigners and their only loyalty would be to him, that this was the safest kind of protection he could have. Rather than relying on fighters from his own empire who might have loyalties to other noblemen or other factions in Byzantium.
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The Vikings are eminently qualified for this line of work. There's one particular Byzantine emperor. He's young and he's insecure on the throne, and he knows, you know, you imagine these hulking Viking warriors, he's very impressed by them. For the Vikings, a stint in the Varangian Guard, a Norse foreign legion, will come to represent a lucrative step in their military career, a way of professionalizing their warrior code and turning it to profit. No one epitomizes this ethos more than a guy called Harald Hardrada. He was King of Norway from 1046 to 1066, and before becoming king, Harald spent 15 years in exile as a mercenary, and he became the chief of the Varangian God in Constantinople. Harald Hardrada will go on to play a pivotal role in the story of the Vikings and will even feature in England in 1016 66. We will return to him in a future episode.
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The quest of Vikings in the east does not end there. There are tales of Norsemen travelling through Mesopotamia onto Persia in classic Viking fashion. Some go on as traders, some as violent raiders. Quite possibly, it's the same people doing both. Though the motive for their engagement with these far flung lands will, over time, diminish.
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Over in the Caliphate, those silver mines in Afghanistan have become emptied of silver. And the coins that had been so valuable when they were nearly pure silver, they've now been devalued. And the coins are being minted from a combination of silver and less precious metals as bullion. The new Durham are nearly worthless to the Scandinavians.
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About 40 miles west of Stockholm stands Grip's home castle. It was, for most of its existence, a royal residence, occupied, as it happens, by the distant descendants of one Bjorn Ironside, though today it's a museum housing the Swedish National Portrait Gallery. And by the side of the driveway that winds through its grounds sits a carved lump of rock. It is one of 26 similar markers that are planted about eastern Sweden. They commemorate men who, at the height of the age, died in distant lands, those corners of a foreign field that will be forever Viking. They fell alongside an adventurer named Ingvar Ingvar, the far train, who had journeyed all the way to Armenia, Georgia and across the Caspian Sea. The inscription on this stone says they traveled like men, far for gold, and in the east, their bodies fed the eagle. They died in the south of Surtland, Circland being by some interpretations, the land of Silk or along the Silk Road. The Vikings never did establish a permanent presence across the Mediterranean. That would come later in the guise of the Normans. But Bjorn Ironside's expedition, too, comes with its own legend, just as it was with the Varangians. It may be that some of his work ended up in local service. There are writings by Arab scholars to suggest that Norsemen settled in Al Andalus, becoming Muslim converts. Others may have acted as mercenaries for Caliphate warlords. From the end of the 9th century, Viking influence had spread right across the region, from the Straits of Gibraltar to the Caspian Sea, across the Mediterranean basin and beyond. The Viking Age had touched new continents, Africa and Asia. In the next episode, lured by its religious treasures, Northmen Sea set sail for Ireland. In Frankia, meanwhile, an entire province is granted to a legendary Viking warrior, a man named Rollo. These settlements will yield new hybrid peoples, Norse, Gaels and Normans, and they will add a whole new dimension to the expanding Viking Age. That's next Time. You can listen to the next two episodes of Real Vikings right now without waiting and without ads by joining Noiza plus, click the banner at the top of the feed or head to noiza.comsubscriptions to find out more.
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Podcast: Real Vikings by NOISER
Host: Iain Glen
Release Date: April 13, 2026
In this thrilling episode, host Iain Glen guides listeners through the spectacular Mediterranean adventures of the Vikings, from legendary raids led by the likes of Bjorn Ironside to the dramatic encounters between the Norsemen and the powerful empires of the era—Islamic al-Andalus, the Byzantine Empire, and the vibrant trade cities of the Mediterranean basin. The narrative interlaces history and saga, separating fact from fiction, with expert historians providing context and analysis, bringing to life the clash of cultures and the Norse drive for riches, adventure, and legacy.
Setting the Scene (02:06):
The episode opens in 860 AD in Luna, northwest Italy, where a group of Vikings stage an elaborate ploy: they petition the local bishop to grant their dying (but in truth, feigning) chieftain, Bjorn Ironside, a Christian mass. Once inside the chapel, the “deceased” Bjorn rises, sword drawn, and the Vikings sack the town.
Bjorn’s Mistaken Prize:
Bjorn believes he has conquered Rome, the jewel of Christendom, when in reality it is Luna, a modest town.
Broader Ambitions (06:33):
With the wealth and allure of al-Andalus and Mediterranean trade centers, the Vikings, led by Bjorn and his lieutenant Hastein, embark on an unprecedented voyage beyond the familiar waters of the North Sea and the Atlantic.
Facing the Caliphate:
Saga vs. Chronicle (14:34):
Professor Elizabeth Rowe clarifies that many legendary details about Viking attacks on Italy stem from later storytelling confusion, with some exploits misattributed or embellished by writers centuries later.
Raid Results:
Ransom and Plunder:
Limits of Mediterranean Raids:
Constantinople: The New Rome (18:00–20:00):
The narrative pivots to the grand city of Constantinople (Miklagard), describing its riches and allure for ambitious Vikings from the east—known here as the Rus.
Oleg’s Ingenious Assault (19:54–25:58):
First Viking Raid on Constantinople (26:55):
Commercial Ties:
Kyiv’s Ascendancy (32:00):
Oleg’s Psychological Warfare (35:31):
Diplomacy by Bread and Baths:
Igor’s Onslaught & Greek Fire (41:00):
Far-Reaching Expeditions:
Shifting Winds:
Transition to Next Episode:
“Prayers are no match for Norse steel. The house of God is turned into a slaughterhouse, the Bishop himself among the slain, soon to become a Christian martyr.”
— Iain Glen (07:00)
“Being challenged at sea is a brand new experience for the Vikings. Their conquests thus far have been based on total maritime supremacy. Not anymore.”
— Iain Glen (10:47)
“What is this... what clouds compacted of woes and condemnation have violently collided to force out this irresistible lightning upon us?”
— Quoting Patriarch Photius, relayed by Dr. Elena Barraclough (27:23)
“Offering legitimate Rus merchants... a six month supply of bread and meat and fish and fruit, and perhaps most importantly, baths...”
— Dr. Elena Barraclough (37:29)
“The flames leap through the air and ignite the timbers and sails. The very surface of the water seems to be catching fire... the medieval equivalent of napalm.”
— Iain Glen (44:04)
“Vladimir becomes Christian. And the Byzantine Empire sends priests to teach Vladimir's subjects the Eastern form of Christianity.”
— Historian (47:10)
“They traveled like men, far for gold, and in the east, their bodies fed the eagle.”
— Inscription read by Iain Glen (54:56)
Episode 6 of Real Vikings immerses listeners in the epic and often misunderstood Viking forays into the Mediterranean and the East. Brimming with drama, expert commentary, and myth-busting insight, it details how Norse exploits transformed not only their own civilization, but the world’s, through commerce, diplomacy, warfare, and the eventual embrace of Christianity. The stories of Bjorn Ironside and Oleg of Kyiv illuminate the blurred boundaries between legend and reality, and reveal the enduring legacy of the real Vikings across continents.
Want more Viking adventures? Next week: Vikings in Ireland, the making of Normandy, and new hybrid civilizations.