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Red State Update
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Trump-hating rednecks Jackie & Dunlap take on politics and pop culture from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. Real news. Fake Sponsors.
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Trump Goes to China, Kash Patel Goes to George Strait, Penile Implant Doc Leads Hantavirus Response
5d ago01:13:08Tap to summarizeOn this week's Red State Update, Jackie & Dunlap yell about corruption (Trump), conmen (Trump), and d*ck doctors. Trump Goes to China, coins "Dumocrats" Trump doesn't worry about american's financial pain "not even a little bit. I don't think about americans' financial situation." Trump settled (with himself?) to drop 10 billion lawsuit against the IRS to instred launch a 1.7B fund for his buds, including January 6thers and other criminals, conmen, and reprobates. Trump's reflecting pool remodel reflects corruption, ineptitude and dumbassery. Vance's anti-fraud task force shuts down Medicaid funding to Blue States, says there's a lot of fraud in the federal government. "It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government." LOL! Trump's executive assistant Natalie Harp brings in stacks of printed-out pro-Trump and racist memes for Trump to approve before she posts it all online, with no approval from staff or national security officials. Obama apes? Trump Jesus? Blame her. Mike Johnson says congress only makes $223k a year, let 'em do some insider trading so they can buy shoes for their kids. Knoxville Bans Roots. Tennessee author Alex Haley's book Roots, cultural juggernaut and winner of the Pulitzer winner, banned by Knox County Schools. Chud the Builder: Racist murderous online "personality" arrested in Clarksville, TN. Tennessee Speaker Cameron Sexton removed Democrats from committees and subcommittees for protesting redistricting. Andy Ogles: My kid has nightmares that dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden FDA Commisioner Marty Makary resigns? over flavored vapes "1 in 3 Americans is underbabied," says Dr. Oz, as he and RFK Jr. obssess over teen sperm counts. Kash Patel watching George Strait on either your dime or some crooks' dime that the FBI won't never investigate now Plus Howard Lutnick, New ICE Leader, TUBERVILLE: "ASSIMILATE OR GO HOME;" says Muslims "here to kll us all" and Trump official who leading Hantavirus response is a penile implant specialist. Dr. Brian Christine is an Alabama urologist and fake admiral who spouts crazy far-right talking points and hosts a YouTube show called Erection Connection. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky
Transcribe →Tennessee Jim Crows Memphis; Trump Hates Buffalo; Kash Patel Loses Bottle; Iran War Over, Continues
2w ago01:07:30Tap to summarizeJackie and Dunlap yell about: Tennessee Republicans redistrict Black people back to Jim Crow, plus Indiana GOP Trumps it up, and Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi all racist race back to the 1800s Kash Patel has his own branded whiskey, loses it over losing bottle Iran War intensifies, also is over, plus there's a ceasefire, also here come more missiles Taxpayers to pay for Trump's ballroom; Garden of Heroes statue park balloons in cost. Department of Justice raids offices of Trump antagonist Virginia state senator L. Louise Lucas; DOJ stops investigating Andy Ogles but continues investigating seashells, political enemies, Black women Trump pushes FDA to Approve Flavored Vapes; meanwhile FDA halts publication of studies on covid and shingles vaccines; also meanwhile, boat-borne hantavirus spreads around Europe but I'm sure RFK Jr. is on that. Trump hates buffalo: US Bureau of Land management canceled northern Montana's bison grazing permits, with Ted Turner on his deathbed and everything. Justice dept sued Colorado over a ban on high-capacity magazines adopted after a 2012 mass shooting; you may be able to mail guns soon Trump asks Supreme Court to intervene in the E. Jean Carroll case US to pull 5000 troops from Germany after Trump speaking to Putin US fast tracks arms deals valued at 8.6 billion to Mideast partners, Trump's border wall expansion just bulldozed an ancient tribal site Plus: Bill Lee, Marsha Blackburn, Howard Lutnick, Epstein's note, Nathan Bedford Forrest, data centers, detention centers, tariffs continue to be illegal Photos by Robyn von Swank Art by Yoni Limor Music by William Sherry Jr. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at patreon.com/redstateupdate Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Bluesky
Transcribe →Ballroom! Ballroom! Ballroom!, Melania and FCC go after Kimmel, Trump's face to ruin passports, Kid Rock flies again
3w ago00:52:11Tap to summarizeChaos at the White House Correspondents Dinner You can't have an assassination attempt without conspiracy theories America unites behind Trump's ballroom. How corrupt is it, how much taxpayer money will he use, and what the hell does he even want it for? Trump loves suing people, like a little weasel baby. Watch out, Comey! The week in Pete Hegseth: no flu vaccine required for troops Kid Rock addresses troops and flies around with Hegseth Melania calls for Jimmy Kimmel's firing; FCC to investigate ABC/Disney affiliate licenses Trump to put his face on passports Trump fires all 24 members of the US National Science Foundation Governing Body US bringing back firing squads Corruption runs rampant, farmers can't afford fertilizer, billionaire tech bros: who do they think they are? Plus: Freedom, John Hinckley Jr., Kash Patel, and would Burt Reynolds like Trump? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, BlueSky, all of it I reckon
Transcribe →Is Trump the Antichrist or Dr. Jesus? Plus Popefight, Pulp Fiction Prayers, DoorDash Drama
Apr 1901:04:35Tap to summarizeIn this episode of the Red State Update Podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about Trump posting pictures of himself as Jesus, Hegseth's weird Pulp Fiction bible verse prayers, the White House beefs with the Pope, Eric Swallwell, DoorDash Grandma, the US-Iran conflict, the Strait of Hormuz, Kash Patel, RFK Jr and the raccoon penis, Nuclear Family Month in Tennessee, Kushner, Kash Patel, pardons for Proud Boys, Tucker: is Trump the Antichrist? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Music by William Sherry Jr. Photos by Robyn von Swank. Art by Yoni Limor.
Transcribe →Trump's Iran Threats, Two-Week TACO Break; Pentagon Threatens Pope with French Kidnapping; Melania's Surprise Epstein Press Conference
Apr 1001:06:18Tap to summarizeJackie Broyles and Dunlap on Trump's extra-scary, extra-crazy "tonight a civilization dies" tweet, the two-week TACO ceasefire, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz and Israel and Lebanon, Netanyahu's pressure campaign to get Trump to go all in on Iran Hegseth is not holding up well the Pentagon threatens the Vatican and hints at French kidnapping the Pope Trump loses it at Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens as they continue to criticize his Iran war Markwayne Mullin says no international flights to sanctuary cities ICE is still being horrible Trump to blow up the National Forest Service to sell trees, possibly little animals Todd Blanche, our temporary Pam Bondi, does not get all the fuss over the Epstein files what even are they Melania's surprise Epstein press conference The Red State Update Podcast is up every week on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all the podcast places. We're at TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and Bluesky. Follow us, subscribe, whatever suits you. Thank you kindly. We appreciate your support. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Photos by Robyn von Swank. Art by Yoni Limor. Music by William Sherry Jr. The Red State Update Podcast is a weekly satirical look at news and politics from former Republican, current Trump-hating rednecks Jackie Broyles and Dunlap, who've been yelling satirically from a bunker in Murfreeboro, Tennessee since 2005. www.redstateupdate.com
Transcribe →Hegseth's Warprayers, Noem's husband, Kid Rock's flyby,Trump won't stand next to Black women
Apr 301:12:35Tap to summarizeOn this week's Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Easter, White House takes down video of spiritual advisor comparing Trump to Jesus, Trump's terrible Iran speech, adios Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth's bloodthirsty prayer poems and racist firings of Black and women generals and his crazy Tennessee church that is opening a DC branch to consolidate power, boots on the ground, Trump at the Supreme Court, ICE arrests had no criminal records, Colorado conversion therapy ban case, Murfreesboro librarian fired over freedom of speech, oil companies get go ahead to kill endangered whales, Trump: we can't do daycare, Medicare, any care because of all this war we're doing, No Kings protests, Lindsey Graham at Disney World, plans for Trump's library, Kid Rock's chopper Army chopper buddies, and Kristi Noem's husband. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate
Transcribe →RFK Jr steals a dead raccoon's junk, ICE ruins airports more, Trump Money
Mar 2700:45:52Tap to summarizeJackie and Dunlap on RFK Jr.'s dark desire to desecrate every animal corpse he finds. Also: Pete Hegseth negotiates with bombs, blows up dairy farms ICE in airports not doin' sh#t Iran gives Trump a present Tommy Tuberville doesn't mind being called a racist which is good because we don't mind calling him a racist Alabama Lt. Governor candidates Secretary of State Wes Allen and Trump-endorsed John Wahl fight over who is worse (maybe it's a tie!) in the Islamaphobia department, which I believe is an actual department in Alabama state government. Office on the 3rd floor, by the smoking lounge. Trump buds and White House goons use their knowledge of Trump's Iran war moves to make millions off prediction market bets and insider trading Trump will have his signature on all US currency Tennessee putting trans folks on lists Are billionaires too powerful? Trump wants to know where his Venezuela statue is at The Red State Update podcast is up now at all the podcast places. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate we talked about https://substack.com/@warondumb and https://tnholler.com/ Photo by Robyn von Swank Art by Yoni Limor Music by William Sherry Jr
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REPOST: Breaker! Breaker! starring Chuck Norris (Redneck Matinee Ep. 6)
Mar 2301:08:16Tap to summarizeREPOST from Redneck Matinee from 2019. More Redneck Matinee: Apple Spotify YouTube Chuck Norris stars in Don Hulette's 1977 truckin'/kickin' epic Breaker! Breaker!, also starring George Murdock, Jack Nance, Terry O'Connor, Miranda Garrison, and The Great John L. Trucking! (Barely.) Kicking! (Plenty!) Armwrestling! (More than you'd think.) Beards and mustaches! (Some, but not on Chuck.) CB talkin'! (Poor.) Dirt bikin'! (Yes! But they even make that weird.) Plus doll bars! Shakespeare! Salad! Star Trek V! Dirty Dancing! Vans, flies, answering the phone, and other 70s relics. Also, jumping through a window will mess you up. Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by @stephenmullinax Breaker! Breaker! is currently free to stream on Tubi, available on DVD from Amazon, and streaming rental on Vudu. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9SvsVfHJ8 Chuck Norris autobiography Against All Odds: My Story: https://www.amazon.com/Against-All-Odds-My-Story/dp/0805444211 Chuck Norris advice from Karate Kommandos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFmVY1vBXo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqvFMwGdJps Chuck at Survivor Series in 1994: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1CDhTaS58 Top Dog Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25xDKzytus4 Actor George Murdock: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Murdock_(actor) https://variety.com/2012/scene/news/character-actor-george-murdock-dies-1118053586/ https://www.startrek.com/article/remembering-george-murdock-1930-2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9sqkahSziU ("What does God need with a starship?") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFWK-r9B6QA (as Scanlon on Barney Miller) Director Don Hulette: http://www.tamsoldracecarsite.net/DonHulette.html Miranda Garrison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzPjuWTyzDA (Dirty Dancing) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_Garrison https://studioschool.edu/bio/miranda-garrison/ Jack Nance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cymp70Jn1UE New York Times review: https://www.nytimes.com/1977/05/19/archives/film-breaker-stalls.html Follow us for more clips, links and background: Patreon YouTube Instagram Facebook TikTok Redneck Matinee podcast: Spotify Red State Update podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/red-state-update/id580999234?mt=2 Spotify 100 Ways to Love a Cat podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/100-ways-to-love-a-cat/id1357985387?mt=2
Transcribe →Iran, ICE, Epstein: The Sorry State of the World and How It Got So Sorry by Jackie Broyles
Mar 2000:35:01Tap to summarizeIn this episode of the Red State Update podcast: Jackie tries to explain the current state of the world to Dunlap but it don't make no sense. Anyone else want to give it a go? Plus: Iran War rages on, Pete Hegseth rages... yawn, remember the Epstein files?, Tulsi Gabbard testifies, war vs. excursion, can anyone tell me where the civilian casualties department is?, does everyone in the Trump Administration have families who hate them?, imminent threats just ain't what they used to be, Trump surprised that no other countries want to help him blow up Iran, ICE raids and detention camps, gas prices soar and the economy gets spooked, let's have some real hearings and get some real answers when the Democrats win the midterms. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate This week's 20 Extra talks about Afroman, Rand Paul vs. Markwayne Mullin, Twix Balls, Bunny Bread drug deals, Sub Sub Way and Sub Sub Kraut. Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank
Transcribe →Trump: High Gas is Good, Shoes for Everybody, I Can Keep My Hat On
Mar 1300:57:11Tap to summarizeOn this week's Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: We're at war with Iran and nobody knows why, Trump says high gas prices are good, Doge got our numbers, Trump shoes for Little Marco, Trump keeps his hat on and Fox gets caught covering up for him, Lindsey Graham is nuts, Andy Ogles and Tommy Tuberville are racist and thirsty, DOGE dolts have our social security info, Tennessee wants guns in parks, Alabama governor Kay Ivey makes news for not killing someone, Tennessee governor Bill Lee skeleton head, anti-Trans laws move forward in New Hampshire and Kansas, Pete Hegseth spends millions on lobster, steak and fruit baskets. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate
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