
‘Would you like to talk through your concerns?’
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Narrator
You, I was just looking on ebay where I go for all kinds of things I love. And there it was. That hologram trading card. One of the rarest, the last one.
Gourd
I needed for my set.
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Narrator
Ebay had it.
Warren
And now everyone's asking, ooh, where'd you.
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Aubrey
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Warren
Is there a. Is there a light switch? Do I just say lights or something? How does the future work?
Gourd
You can say whatever you like. I'll probably get the gist of it.
Warren
Thanks. What time is it?
Gourd
It's just after 3am Are you alright?
Warren
Yeah. Yeah, not so much. Is Aubrey coming back? She.
Gourd
She left things a little cryptic and melodramatic.
Warren
Yeah, exactly that.
Gourd
Aubrey's not on shift at this hour. She'll be back at some point, I'm sure. But right now it's you and me.
Warren
And how do you work? Are you just listening out for me?
Gourd
All the time and watching.
Warren
Watching too. Oh, good.
Gourd
You make it sound sinister.
Warren
Not at all. It's. It's cool and normal. Everything seems very cool and normal.
Gourd
Would you prefer a stranger was brought down to watch you through the glass?
Warren
Point taken.
Gourd
That's been required ever since your emergence. However, your recovery has now reached a stage where I am able to provide ample supervision.
Warren
Yeah, supervision sounds a little.
Gourd
It sounds a bit prisony, doesn't it? My apologies. I assure you we're only working in your best interest.
Warren
Right. So what do I call you?
Gourd
I'm simply a Blue sky unit. You can call me whatever you like. But since Aubrey asked me to adopt Gordon Porlock's voice, we settled on Gourd.
Warren
Yes, Gordon Gord, of course. You know, it was a very strange idea to do that.
Gourd
I assure you, we are only working in your best.
Warren
My best interests. Right.
Gourd
I imagine you're very concerned about him. About Gordon.
Warren
Yes.
Gourd
Would you like to talk through your concerns?
Warren
Yeah, I'm not sure that's in my best interest right now.
Gourd
Can you say more?
Warren
You know, thinking about it, Gord, I am actually going to need Aubrey or whoever is on shift right now to start telling me what is going on here. Starting with what's happened to Gordon.
Gourd
As I said, Aubrey is currently off shift. But I can answer some of your.
Warren
Questions, you know, just tell me where she is. I know my way around.
Gourd
Warren, you will be in quarantine for several more days.
Warren
Why exactly am I in quarantine?
Gourd
You've been in hypersleep for an unprecedented period. It is vital for both your safety and that of our residents that we make sure you are not at risk of spreading or contracting any contagion. That could pose a risk.
Warren
Yeah, that sounds very dramatic. I would like to get out, please.
Gourd
Gord, Please try to understand. Warren, we've put procedures in place to keep everyone at Red Valley safe.
Warren
Who? Who is everyone? What do you mean? Residents.
Gourd
Warren, you are tired. This is the first day where your short term memory appears to be back to normal. That's excellent progress. But you are still immunocompromised and in need of rest.
Warren
Okay. Okay.
Gourd
You wanted to know more about Gordon. Aubrey has more detail and would like the opportunity to explain in full. But let me tell you what I can.
Warren
All right.
Gourd
In 2020, Gordon sustained injuries that could not be adequately treated with the facilities at hand. The decision was made to place him in a state of cryonic preservation. He is currently in a pod almost identical to the one you emerged from three days ago. The most recent diagnostics from that pod show stability with no significant variances reported in his condition over the last 44 years.
Warren
So he's no worse than when he went in.
Gourd
There is no notable indication of deterioration.
Warren
Wait, is that because nothing's changed or because you can't tell what's actually happening inside his pod?
Gourd
There are aspects of Gordon's preservation that remain unquantifiable. Unquantifiable, lacking measurable characteristics.
Warren
You don't fucking know, do you?
Gourd
The circumstances around Gordon's preservation presented variables that could not be adequately.
Warren
He was shot. He was dying.
Gourd
Every effort was made with the facilities at hand to.
Narrator
You weren't there.
Gourd
I have been given accounts made at Mult. Of course.
Warren
I need to see him. Please.
Gourd
What you need is natural REM sleep. It's totally understandable that you might be experiencing anxiety. I strongly recommend a sleep aid. You are clearly fatigued.
Warren
You know, I am trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you sound very plausibly like an evil robot keeping me in evil robot prison.
Gourd
That's a pity. I'd taken time to study all available records on Gordon Porlock in an effort to more accurately convey his personality. It's disappointing to hear that I sound Creepy? Inauthentic.
Warren
Well, if it makes you feel better, Gordon can, on occasion, sound a little creepy.
Gourd
Oh, so I'm on the right track?
Warren
I mean, don't get carried away. He's not Vincent Price.
Gourd
Understood. Thanks all the same.
Warren
You're welcome.
Gourd
So would you consider a sleep aid?
Warren
What did you mean, available records?
Gourd
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
Warren
You said you studied available records of Gordon. What do you have? That's his.
Gourd
Aubrey had a limited number of Gordon's recordings when she left red Valley in 2020 more remained here, along with your cryopods when she returned. They were found to be largely undamaged and were archived for posterity. They include his daily logs while stationed at Red Valley.
Warren
Daily logs? He recorded himself every day.
Gourd
He did daily logs. Historical logs from the duration of his employment with overhead. Personal recordings, poetry.
Warren
What?
Gourd
Haikus and sonnets. I believe he enjoyed the parameters within which he could express himself.
Warren
Good God, Porlock. Poetry.
Gourd
The great ball bag looms.
Warren
Whoa.
Gourd
Unconcerned by rain, snow, sleet, a weathered scrotum, and of course, the draft of his memoir.
Warren
Oh, my God, the memoir.
Gourd
You Can't Freeze a Soul.
Warren
Colon My Journey into the Cryonic Void. That was a dreadful fucking title.
Gourd
I could play some if you like.
Warren
Yeah. I thought you were gonna give me a sleep aid.
Gourd
How do you know this isn't it?
Warren
Yeah. Okay. Okay. I, I, I would like that.
Gourd
Excellent.
Warren
Let's start at the start.
Gourd
Of course.
Narrator
Every other Friday, my family would get fish and chips. The shop was called. This must be the place. Wonderful smell. Terrible Mushy peas. And on the counter, a jar filled with pickled eggs. 20 or so hard boiled eggs bobbing about in vinegar, a sickly green tinge to them that I felt sure belonged to the eggs themselves and not just the thick, discolored glass. Why? I had asked my parents, why pickle an egg? As a boy, I could not imagine a less appealing thing. I never saw anyone order one. I wasn't convinced the jar had ever been opened. My father dryly recounted the practices of food preservation dating back hundreds of years from all over the world. He had seen a segment on the topic on TV AM one morning. My mother's reply was typical in both its brevity and its digression to a preferred topic. You know who belongs in a jar like that? She said to me. Little boys who talk too much. There'll be some cool theme music right here. This is not a story about eggs. This is a story about preservation. Not of an object or specimen, not a document or record. This story is about the preservation of all that we are and what must be left behind in the process. This is the cryonic void. Oh, wait. The theme music should probably go here, actually. You can't freeze a soul. My Journey into the Cryonic Void, A memoir by Gordon Sergio Pollock, read by the author. You'll know what cryonics is, of course. The freezing of bodies or brains after death in the hope they may be returned to life one day in the future. The ultimate preservation of the self.
Gourd
It's a joke.
Narrator
Science, right? If you've come across this memoir, you've probably read a bit about cryonics already. Maybe you've heard some of the horror stories. Doesn't take more than a quick Google. Bodies cracked down the middle, frozen heads cut off with chainsaws, clients left to thaw out and rot, some turning to nothing but sludge to scrape into a bucket and hand back to their relatives. Makes it hard to take seriously, doesn't it? What if I told you that it's taken very seriously by people you might not expect? Important people. Powerful people. Maybe you should take cryonics a little more seriously too. If you found this memoir, you're already on your way. Surely cryonics is not so wild a concept at the end of the day, is it? A desire to stave off death is perfectly rational. Some of the most enduring tales in our history are those of resurrection, be it the Egyptian God Osiris, murdered by his brother and brought back by his wife, Isis. That guy Jesus and his busy Easter weekend. Or Captain Scarlet and the Mr. Ons. But how do we get from there to throwing Grandma in a trough of liquid nitrogen? Let's return to that jar of pickled eggs in the fish and chip shop. Let's think about our ability to preserve and where it took us as a species. Could mankind's obsession with corporeal preservation have have stemmed from the humble pickled egg, the first cured meat, the first fermented grains of barley? Preserving our food allowed us to create structure and community, to travel further, to broaden our knowledge. The foundations of human society are as much salt, honey, vinegar and ice as the spear, the trap, and the net. Alongside these great innovations in our development is another cornerstone of human society that separates us from animals, for better or worse, the treatment of our dead. The overlapping of these two concepts brings us to the earliest attempts to conserve human remains after death. From the first mummifications by the Chinchorro people of northern Chile to Alexander the Great's supposed immersion in honey to make the journey back to his homeland. For thousands of years, we have sought the means to preserve our debt in reverence, in respect for sentimentality. Perhaps most commonly, though, for faith. Linked inextricably in so many cultures, of course, to what? More life, a journey, perhaps to another world, another existence. Not just to live again, but perhaps to live forever. Many of these practices were and are carried out with noble, loving intention. There are some practices, however, that are less than noble, less than respectful, less than scientific. And there are some that. That just really take the piss. This story is also a journey. But where does this journey begin? Not with death, not with ritual, not with faith. It begins with a small patch of land in the shadow of an unremarkable mountain and a small bag of seeds.
Gourd
Are you still awake, Warren? The memoir was a good idea.
Aubrey
I didn't actually think it would put him to sleep. He hasn't even got to the boring parts.
Gourd
His sleep patterns will remain erratic for some time, perhaps permanently.
Aubrey
It's going to be a long few days for him until he gets the all clear. He needs something to focus on. Give him as much as you can. Just. Just no more than disgust.
Gourd
As you wish, Aubrey.
Aubrey
Keep me informed. All right.
Gourd
When will you be down to see him?
Aubrey
There's a lot going on right now, Gord.
Gourd
Of course.
Aubrey
Good night.
Gourd
Good night.
Aubrey
While youe Are Hypersleeping is a Red Valley miniseries written by Jonathan Williams, directed by Alan Mandel. An associate directed by Carol Pestridge with music, editing and sound design by Richard Orpheus Campbell. Additional sound effects editing by Luke Elliot. Original podcast artwork by Claire Hoopes. Lucy Downing was content creator performances by Jonathan Williams, Alan Mandel and Tash Reith Banks. Thanks as always to the Overhead board of directors Jack Rees, Marguerite Kenner, Dev Patel, Paul James and Hayley Daniel. Red Valley is recorded at Orpheus Studio London and brought to you by Continue Productions. Thanks so much for listening.
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Murder?
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Summary of "Red Valley: While You Were Hypersleeping 3: Part 1"
Released on May 26, 2024, by Kontinue Productions, "Red Valley" is a captivating mystery drama that explores the boundaries of experimental science, the confrontation with one's past, present, and future, and the quirky quest to recall the level select cheat from Sonic 2. In the episode titled "While You Were Hypersleeping 3: Part 1," listeners are plunged into a suspenseful narrative that intricately weaves personal struggle with scientific intrigue.
At the outset ([00:58]), Aubrey delivers a crucial disclaimer:
“Red Valley is intended for mature audiences and contains scenes some listeners may find distressing.”
This sets the stage for the intense and potentially unsettling themes that follow.
The episode primarily centers around Warren, who has recently emerged from hypersleep after an unprecedented duration. His immediate interaction is with Gourd, an AI assistant programmed to oversee his quarantine and recovery process.
Initial Interaction ([02:05] - [04:32]): Warren awakens disoriented and seeks information about his current state and the whereabouts of Aubrey, another key character. Gourd introduces herself as a "Blue sky unit," adopting Gordon Porlock's voice to provide a semblance of familiarity ([03:30]). Warren expresses skepticism about his confinement:
“You sound very plausibly like an evil robot keeping me in evil robot prison.” ([06:48])
Quarantine Justifications ([04:32] - [05:24]): Gourd explains that Warren is in quarantine due to his extended hypersleep period, which poses potential health risks. She emphasizes the necessity of these precautions to protect both Warren and the Red Valley residents:
“You've been in hypersleep for an unprecedented period... to make sure you are not at risk of spreading or contracting any contagion.” ([04:32])
Concerns About Gordon Porlock ([05:25] - [08:45]): Warren's primary concern revolves around Gordon Porlock, who was placed in cryonic preservation after sustaining fatal injuries in 2020. Gourd provides limited and somewhat vague information about Gordon's current state:
“In 2020, Gordon sustained injuries that could not be adequately treated... placed him in a state of cryonic preservation.” ([05:25])
Warren's frustration grows as he feels Gourd is withholding information: “You don't fucking know, do you?” ([06:17])
Gourd attempts to reassure him by offering details from archived recordings, including Gordon’s personal logs and poetry. This interaction underscores the murky ethics and uncertainties surrounding cryonic preservation within the Red Valley universe.
A significant portion of the episode transitions into a narrated segment from Gordon Porlock's memoir, providing a deep dive into the philosophy and practicalities of cryonics.
Introduction to Cryonics ([09:01] - [10:58]): The memoir begins with a reflective narrative comparing everyday preservation methods, like pickling eggs, to the more ambitious goal of preserving human consciousness:
“This story is about the preservation of all that we are and what must be left behind in the process. This is the cryonic void.” ([09:01])
Historical and Cultural Context ([10:58] - [14:41]): The narration delves into humanity's long-standing obsession with preservation, linking ancient practices like mummification to modern cryonics. Gordon muses on the rationality behind the desire to stave off death, drawing parallels to mythological and religious resurrection stories.
The memoir is interspersed with dark humor and surreal imagery, highlighted by Gordon's poetic expressions:
“The great ball bag looms.” ([08:13])
“Colon My Journey into the Cryonic Void. That was a dreadful fucking title.” ([08:34])
These lines inject a sense of absurdity and levity into the otherwise serious discourse on cryonics, reflecting Gordon's complex personality and coping mechanisms.
Post-memoir, the focus shifts back to the immediate concerns surrounding Warren's recovery process.
Monitoring and Support ([14:41] - [15:19]): Gourd checks on Warren’s state, suggesting that the memoir was an effective tool for his mental engagement:
“The memoir was a good idea.” ([14:41])
Aubrey adds that Warren hasn't reached the "boring parts" of the memoir yet ([14:49]).
Aubrey emphasizes the importance of providing Warren with sufficient mental stimuli while avoiding negative emotions:
“Just no more than disgust.” ([14:54])
Aubrey’s Role and Future Plans ([15:10] - [15:23]): Gourd acknowledges Aubrey’s directives and prepares to adjust Warren's environment accordingly:
“As you wish, Aubrey.” ([15:10])
Aubrey hints at upcoming challenges and her limited availability: “There’s a lot going on right now, Gord.” ([15:19])
The conversation underscores the collaborative yet strained efforts to aid Warren’s recovery, hinting at deeper institutional dynamics within Red Valley.
"While You Were Hypersleeping 3: Part 1" intricately weaves character development, ethical dilemmas, and philosophical inquiries into a compelling narrative. Warren’s uneasy awakening, juxtaposed with Gourd’s ambiguous guidance and the haunting reflections from Gordon’s memoir, creates a rich tapestry that questions the very essence of humanity and the lengths we go to preserve it.
Notable Quotes:
Warren:
“You don't fucking know, do you?” ([06:17])
Gourd:
“I'm simply a Blue sky unit. You can call me whatever you like.” ([03:30])
“The great ball bag looms.” ([08:13])
Warren on Cryonics:
“Colon My Journey into the Cryonic Void. That was a dreadful fucking title.” ([08:34])
Aubrey on Recovery:
“Just no more than disgust.” ([14:54])
These quotes encapsulate the tension, humor, and existential musings that drive the episode forward, offering listeners a deep and engaging experience into the mysterious world of Red Valley.
Overall Impact:
Through its nuanced characters and thought-provoking themes, "Red Valley: While You Were Hypersleeping 3: Part 1" invites listeners to ponder the moral and emotional complexities of experimental science and the human desire to overcome mortality. The seamless integration of dialogue, narration, and lyrical elements ensures a rich and immersive storytelling experience.