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Cindy
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Narrator
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Colonel Grayson
Wheaties presents Dimension X.
Alma
Adventures in Time and Space Transcribed in Future Tense.
Colonel Grayson
On stage tonight, Dimension X. Another in the Wheaties big parade of exciting half hour presentations.
Wheaties Announcer
I'm thinking of a girl. Very pleasant person. Very attractive too. She has cool hands, a nice voice and a gentle manner. She's crisp and efficient, but she needs help badly. She's the American nurse and her problem is this. There just aren't enough like her to go around. Not enough nurses for the hundreds of important nursing careers now open in hospitals, industry, research, the armed forces and private duty. Now, you may not know the girl I mentioned, but perhaps you know someone very much like her. A young girl with at least a high school diploma of good health and character. If you do, tell her this. America needs 50,000 student nurses this year. Tell her you think she might be one of them. If she agrees, have her stop in at the hospital nearest to her. She'll never regret it, and neither will you.
Alma
Now, tonight's adventure into the world of the unknown. The world of Dimension X. The doll shop stood on a quiet Washington side street not too far from a sprawling Pentagon building. A woman and a child waited outside. A little girl peering eagerly through the window at the dolls inside. And the woman glancing impatiently at her wristwatch as if expecting someone who was late for an appointment. And there was nothing about the doll shop to warn them that they were waiting to keep an appointment with doom.
Cindy
Oh, Mommy, look.
Henry
Yes, what is it, dear?
Cindy
In the window of the shop. The tiny dolls. Oh, Mommy, do you think Daddy will buy me one?
Henry
Well, we'll ask him when he comes, dear. He said 3:00 on this corner.
Cindy
I see him, Mommy. There he is.
Henry
Henry. Here we are.
Santo Perigi
Hello, dear.
Henry
Hi.
Colonel Grayson
Sorry I'm late.
Henry
Well, we've been waiting for you. Cindy's been sitting.
Colonel Grayson
I'm afraid I'll have to call off the shopping, Elmer.
Henry
Oh, Henry, we promised.
Colonel Grayson
Yes, I know. I'm sorry. It's just one of those things. You've been the wife of an army colonel long enough to know his life isn't his own.
Henry
What is it this time?
Colonel Grayson
Oh, some more of that flying sphere nonsense. The pilot who says he sighted it last month crashed and was killed today. So the general wants a full report, dear.
Henry
What, Daddy?
Colonel Grayson
We'll have a staff meeting at the Pentagon at 3:15.
Cindy
Daddy, look in this window.
Colonel Grayson
I haven't time, dear.
Cindy
Just for a minute, Daddy, please.
Colonel Grayson
Indeed, I haven't time to stop and watch a bunch of 6 inch dolls parading around the shop. Say, they are lifelike, aren't they? Look at that, Alma. Dolls are marching around like a regular review. They've even got their own little band.
Henry
Henry, your staff meeting.
Colonel Grayson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. I've got to run. Now, look, don't go spending a lot of money on that nonsense, Alma.
Henry
No, dear.
Alma
Bye.
Henry
Bye, dear.
Colonel Grayson
Bye, Cindy.
Cindy
Bye, Daddy. Oh, Mommy, look. Look. The band's gonna play.
Henry
Aren't they wonderful, honey? You know, it's funny. I must've st on this corner a thousand times and I've never even noticed this shop before.
Toto
Good evening, children.
Henry
Oh, well, good evening.
Cindy
Mommy, he talks awful funny.
Henry
How silly.
Toto
Would you like to step inside the shop of Santor Perigi?
Henry
Well, yes, we would.
Toto
This way.
Cindy
Oh, Mommy, it's like. It's like fairyland.
Toto
Here in the shop of Santor Periggi, creator of Perigi's Universal wonderful dolls. The world of adult reality is blended with the world of child's fantasy.
Henry
This is a new shop, isn't it, Mr. Perejo?
Toto
What is new and what is old? Come this way. Would you like to meet one of my little ones?
Cindy
Oh, yes.
Toto
This one in the red jacket is Toto. Speak, little one.
Henry
How do you do?
Colonel Grayson
How do you do?
Henry
Mommy, he talks.
Cindy
The doll talk.
Henry
Amazing. It's absolutely amazing.
Toto
That is nothing for perigees. Wonderful dolls. Listen. Sing, Toto. Sing for the little girl.
Xanthus Imperator
My name is Toto.
Cindy
Cindy.
Henry
Listen.
Toto
Sing, Toto.
Xanthus Imperator
Men are big and tall, Dolls are very small. When men begin to fall, the dolls will rule him all. Mr. Toto.
Henry
More. How do they work? Mr. Perigee?
Toto
How do they work? Ah, that is the secret of the great Perigee. Greatest of all dull masters. To make an ordinary doll is nothing. To make a perfect replica, that is something. But to make a doll with intelligence, that is the work of an artist, huh?
Henry
Well, yes. They must be very expensive.
Toto
Madame, when I construct a doll like Toto, I cannot bear to be parted from impermanently. So instead of selling, I rent my little people.
Henry
You rent dolls?
Toto
Precisely. $10. I have but one request. When you grow tired of my dolls, you must me in good condition.
Cindy
Mommy, could we take him home? Take him home.
Xanthus Imperator
Take him home.
Cindy
Take him home. Oh, look, Mommy, look. He's bowing and dancing. Oh, Mommy, he wants to come. Please. I'll take such good care of it. Please.
Henry
Well, honey, we'll have to deal with your father later, but. Well.
Cindy
Oh, Mom.
Henry
All right, wrap him up, Mr. Pereeji. Oh, dear. I Have a feeling when your father comes home, we'll be sorry.
Colonel Grayson
Be sorry.
Xanthus Imperator
Be sorry.
Cindy
Be sorry.
Xanthus Imperator
Be sorry.
Cindy
Now, Toto, it's my room. And you're gonna sleep right here next to my pillow. Oh, Toto, don't laugh like that. I'm gonna have to teach you some manners. You be quiet because my daddy will be home soon and he's a colonel in the army and. And he'll bust you to private if you don't behave. Now, you wait here. I'm going to introduce you to my puppy dog, Mr. Blister to be good now. Here, Blister.
Xanthus Imperator
Here, Blister.
Cindy
Come on, blister, come here. Mr. Blister, this is Toto. Oh, dear. I don't think Mr. Blister likes you to. Stop it. Mr. Blister, come over here and shake hands with Toto. Mr. Blister, come on, now. Let him go.
Henry
Let him go.
Cindy
Let go. Get him. Do it.
Colonel Grayson
Do it.
Henry
Do it.
Cindy
Get him, Pendy.
Henry
Mr. Blister, come over here. Why, what happened, dear?
Cindy
Mr. Blister tried to bite my dog. Look how frightened Toto is.
Henry
Dog don't get frightened, Cindy.
Cindy
But he is, Mommy. He screams.
Henry
You just imagined it, honey.
Cindy
But he did. He did.
Henry
Well, Mr. Blister didn't mean it. You know. He's the gentlest little pup alive.
Cindy
Yes, he's nasty and I hate him.
Henry
Cindy, you've hurt his feelings.
Cindy
He tried to buy my new doll, and I don't ever want to see him again. Ever.
Henry
Oh, dear. All right, Mr. Blister, you come downstairs with me. Come on now. Cindy's angry at you. Tonight I'll kill him. Why, Cindy, where did you. Where did you hear a thing like that?
Cindy
Toto said it.
Henry
Well, I see. Well, you've had an exciting day, honey. You brush your teeth now and go to bed. Daddy's coming home late, so we'll see you in the morning. Good night, darling. Sleep well.
Cindy
I hate him, Mr. Toto. I hate him.
Xanthus Imperator
Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him.
Colonel Grayson
Morning, Alma. Breakfast ready?
Cindy
Just a minute.
Henry
How was the staff meeting last night, dear?
Colonel Grayson
A horrible ball, as usual. Where's the little one?
Henry
Up in her room. She'll be down a minute.
Colonel Grayson
Oh, sir, remind me to take some papers back to the War Department, will you? I left them in my strong box.
Henry
Henry, you told me it was against regulations to bring secret papers home.
Colonel Grayson
Well, I had to finish some work for the old man. Nobody will ever know the difference.
Henry
Well, I suppose not. Oh, Theo, would you feed the puppy before we sit down? His bowl's under the thing.
Colonel Grayson
Where is he? That's funny. Here's his supper from last night. Only half eaten.
Henry
Getting fussy.
Colonel Grayson
Blister. Hey, Blister. Blister. Where the dickens is that mutt?
Henry
Maybe he's on the back porch.
Colonel Grayson
Maybe. Here, Blister. Here. Elmer.
Henry
What is it, dear?
Colonel Grayson
Elma, Look.
Henry
Henry. Is he.
Colonel Grayson
Yes, he's dead.
Henry
But how? What happened?
Colonel Grayson
From the looks of it, he might have been poisoned.
Henry
Poisoned? Who on earth would do a thing like that to an innocent little pup?
Colonel Grayson
I don't know. Let's see his dish. Oh, Henry, I don't understand this at all. Say, what's this?
Henry
What's what?
Colonel Grayson
Look, there are pieces of broken glass in his food. Blue glass.
Henry
Glass.
Toto
Glass.
Henry
Henry.
Colonel Grayson
Huh?
Henry
Well, I, I, I just remembered something. Why, it may just be coincidence, but in the bathroom this morning.
Colonel Grayson
What about the bathroom?
Henry
Cindy's blue glass. You know, the one with the Mickey Mouse on it. It was broken, Henry. I found pieces in the wastebasket. I meant to ask her about it.
Colonel Grayson
Oh, well, for heaven's sake. You aren't suggesting that our little girl. Why, she loved Lister more than anyone.
Henry
Not last night she didn't.
Colonel Grayson
Why not?
Henry
Well, he. He went after Toto.
Colonel Grayson
Who's Toto?
Henry
Her new doll.
Colonel Grayson
You bought her one of those dolls?
Henry
Well, I just rented it.
Colonel Grayson
Rented it? Yes. Look, Alma. Oh, well, all right. What's this got to do with Blisters?
Henry
He went for the doll and Cindy. Well, well, Cindy said. Henry, she said she'd kill him.
Bob Feller
What?
Colonel Grayson
That's ridiculous. Good heavens. A nine year old child putting ground glass and dog food? She'd have to be a monster.
Cindy
Mommy.
Colonel Grayson
Now don't say anything. I'll talk to her.
Henry
Good morning, dear.
Cindy
Morning, Daddy.
Colonel Grayson
Hello.
Cindy
What's the matter?
Colonel Grayson
Nothing. Cindy, sit down, dear.
Cindy
Yes, sir.
Colonel Grayson
Cindy, your mother tells me you broke your blue drinking glass.
Cindy
Oh, no, I didn't break it.
Henry
Now, Cindy, I didn't.
Colonel Grayson
Well, now, somebody broke it. It wasn't your mother and it wasn't me.
Cindy
Well, then it must have been Toto.
Henry
Cynthia.
Colonel Grayson
Cindy, you know Toto was only a doll. Now, a doll couldn't have broken your glass, could he?
Cindy
Well, but he must have done it, Daddy.
Colonel Grayson
Cindy, you know how Daddy feels about little girls who tell untruths. Now, did you break your glass and maybe accidentally get some pieces into Mr. Blister's dish to sort of punish him from biting your dog?
Cindy
Oh, no, Daddy.
Colonel Grayson
I'd hate to think you'd done something you knew was wrong and you were blaming it on a doll.
Cindy
What's the matter with Mr. Blister? Is he sick?
Colonel Grayson
He's dead, Cindine.
Cindy
Oh, no. He can't be dead. He isn't dead, Daddy. No, he isn't. He isn't, Mommy.
Henry
Yes, dear, but he'll come back.
Cindy
He has to come back.
Henry
No, he won't come back, honey.
Cindy
Not ever.
Henry
No, Cindy, not ever.
Colonel Grayson
Now that we've told you, Cindy, do you want to change your mind about the glass, let alone Daddy?
Henry
You think I killed him? I'll see what you've done. The child feels guilty enough.
Colonel Grayson
Henry, dear, this is no time for feelings to interfere.
Henry
Feelings don't know any time. When they come, they just come. You go up your room, honey. Daddy and I'll be up in just a minute.
Cindy
I don't want.
Henry
Please, Cindy. We'll be ready. Please.
Narrator
There.
Henry
That's a good girl. Close the kitchen door behind you.
Cindy
Mr. Blister's dead. And he isn't coming back.
Henry
Ever.
Colonel Grayson
Ever.
Cindy
Daddy. Think. It was me.
Henry
But it was you.
Cindy
It was you.
Colonel Grayson
Dimension X will continue in just a moment.
Wheaties Announcer
You know, friends, breakfast of champions is a whole lot more than a phrase written across a package of Wheaties. There's one thing I could tell you. I could tell you that it means champions in the world of sports eat Wheaties. And it's so true. You bet it is. But I've got a better idea, one I think you'll like. I think perhaps you'd rather get the story from a champion himself, though. Here is a champion. Will you introduce him? Ed Prentice.
Bob Feller
Now, young man, will you tell us.
Wheaties Announcer
What you do for a living?
Bob Feller
I pitch.
Toto
You what?
Bob Feller
Pitch. Pitch. You know. Baseball. We have a baseball team. You have to have a pitcher. I'm a pitcher. I pitch.
Wheaties Announcer
Oh, yes.
Bob Feller
Yes, I see. And are you on a team? Yes, sir. I'm on the Cleveland Indian.
Colonel Grayson
Cleveland Indians.
Bob Feller
What is your name, young man? I'm Bob Feller. And you know it as well as I do, Ed.
Colonel Grayson
Sure I do, Bob.
Bob Feller
It's good to see you. This makes your 14th season playing with the Indians, doesn't it? Yeah, Ed. 14 years. Well, tell me, Bob, how long you been eating wheaties? Oh, about 20 years, give or take a couple. You mean you started eating Wheaties before you started playing ball? Why, of course. What's so strange about that? Most people start eating Wheaties before they get to playing ball. In fact, most people never start playing baseball. You don't have to be a ball player to enjoy the lift you get from Wheaties with milk and fruit. You're right as Rain, Bob. No champ ever said a truer word about Wheatie. Breakfast of champion.
Henry
Eat your supper, dear.
Cindy
I'm not hungry.
Henry
Cindy, you scarcely touched your lunch.
Cindy
I don't feel like eating.
Henry
Is it Mr. Blister? Oh, Mommy.
Colonel Grayson
Cindy. Answer your mother, Henry.
Henry
She'll work it out in her own way, dear.
Colonel Grayson
Oh, I don't know. When I was a boy, there was such a thing as discipline where this child is being brought up, Henry. Well, it's true. There's no respect lying. Oh, I don't know, Alma. What's happened to us? We were a nice, peaceful, happy family until you bought that cursed doll.
Henry
Now, who's blaming things on the doll?
Colonel Grayson
Well, it's true.
Henry
You wanted to get some papers from your strongbox.
Toto
What?
Colonel Grayson
Oh, yes. Excuse me.
Henry
Will you try to eat something, Cindy? Now, darling.
Colonel Grayson
Elma.
Henry
Elma. Yes, Henry, what is it?
Colonel Grayson
Helmet's gone.
Henry
What's gone?
Colonel Grayson
The box. The strong box is gone.
Henry
Well, it can't be. The door to your study's always locked, and you and I have the only keys.
Colonel Grayson
I know all that. And I tell you it isn't there.
Henry
But who would?
Colonel Grayson
I don't know, Alma. Those confidential reports, if they ever get into the wrong hands.
Henry
Oh, I warned you about keeping them here.
Colonel Grayson
What if it ever came out in the open? Can't you see the papers? Army colonel, derelict and duty.
Henry
Call the police, Henry.
Colonel Grayson
What? And throw my career in the wastebasket after 17 years? And we've got to find it ourselves.
Henry
But it was there when I went in to clean this morning.
Colonel Grayson
What about your key?
Henry
Well, it's right here. I always keep it right with me. That's funny.
Colonel Grayson
Oh, no.
Henry
My other keys are all on the wrist.
Colonel Grayson
You've lost it.
Cindy
I don't see how.
Colonel Grayson
Alma, how could you do it?
Henry
Henry, please.
Colonel Grayson
Come on, we'll search the house. I can't think of anything else to do, dear.
Henry
You're gonna miss your staff meeting.
Colonel Grayson
Well, all right. Never mind the meeting. My whole career goes up in smoke if we don't find those reports. Somebody get hold of your key and open that room. I know, Cindy.
Henry
Oh, let the child alone. She's been through enough. You know she wouldn't do a thing like that.
Colonel Grayson
I don't know anything anymore. I don't know my own child. I don't even know you. All I know is that strongbox is gone with papers that are dynamite if the wrong person gets them. The question being who?
Henry
What side Coming from upstairs.
Colonel Grayson
What's that blasted doll again?
Henry
Something must have set it off. I don't know how the mechanism.
Colonel Grayson
Well, for heaven's sake, let's go up and shut it off.
Xanthus Imperator
Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. How do you do?
Colonel Grayson
Stop. It lasted little there. Henry, since we've got this thing.
Henry
Henry.
Toto
What?
Henry
Look.
Colonel Grayson
Where? What?
Henry
Around the doll's neck. The key. The key to your study.
Colonel Grayson
It was Cindy after all.
Henry
I don't believe it.
Colonel Grayson
Ever since she got this fool down, she's been acting half insane. First the dog, now this. I think she hates us, Helen.
Henry
Henry, Cindy is my child and I know her. I know she's a good, sensitive little person. With. With no malice in her.
Colonel Grayson
You're just simply refusing to face the facts, dear.
Henry
What are you going to do?
Colonel Grayson
I'm going downstairs and have a talk with that young lad. Cindy, you're not telling me the truth.
Cindy
Yes, I am, Daddy.
Colonel Grayson
All I'm asking is that you tell me the truth. Now, where is it?
Cindy
I didn't take it, Daddy. Honest. I didn't take it.
Colonel Grayson
I suppose you're going to tell me now that a little 6 inch doll took my strongbox and hid it well. Cindy, I'm speaking to you.
Cindy
I didn't take it, Daddy. You don't understand. Toto did it. He's terrible, awful. He says things. He says he's going to kill everybody.
Colonel Grayson
Cindy, you're inventing things.
Cindy
It's true. At night when I'm sleeping, he stands next to my pillow and whispers things to me. Awful things. He told me he'd kill me too if I told him.
Colonel Grayson
Alma, I think this child is sick. I think she needs a doctor.
Henry
It's frightened, Henry. She's trembling like a leaf. Come on, darling. We'll go up to your room.
Cindy
I don't want to go up there.
Henry
Honey, Mommy will stay with you.
Cindy
I'm afraid he's up there.
Henry
Who, Cindy?
Cindy
Toto.
Colonel Grayson
Well, he won't be up there for long. Mr. Toto is going right back to Parigi's wonderful doll shop. Before I lose my sanity. Which means right now.
Toto
Ah, Colonel Grayson. Welcome to the home of Perigee's wonderful doll.
Colonel Grayson
Are you Perigee?
Toto
Santor Perigee, creator of the universal doll? The doll with the mind. The doll.
Colonel Grayson
Yes. Well, I'm returning one of your masterpieces.
Toto
Oh. If you will step into the rear of my shop. Now, what is the complaint?
Colonel Grayson
There's no complaint. Here's your doll.
Toto
Good riddance, my little Toto. Rejected you. Found the world of men too filled with hate, hate, hate. We will return to your comrades in the window, little one. And now, Colonel Grayson.
Colonel Grayson
I think we have no further business, sir.
Toto
Ah, but we do, Colonel. Let me see. Here it is. Do you recognize this, Colonel?
Colonel Grayson
That's my strong box.
Toto
My little Toto is very clever, sir.
Colonel Grayson
Are you trying to tell me your doll stole that from me?
Toto
Let us not say stole. I'm merely keeping it in custody.
Colonel Grayson
What's your game, preachy blackmail?
Toto
You give me what I want, I do not ruin your career.
Colonel Grayson
What do you want?
Toto
Information. We already know something. From the reports of the War Department concerning a certain strange looking sphere reported by one of your pilots.
Colonel Grayson
What government do you represent?
Toto
I represent Perigees. Wonderful dolls. None other.
Colonel Grayson
I'm not so naive, sir.
Toto
Perhaps I should explain. Each man hides something from the world. Each man loves something more than life. With the help of my wonderful dolls, I obtain personal information which enables me to control the men who control the world. Men like you.
Colonel Grayson
Hand over that strong box.
Toto
I warn you. I have a gun.
Colonel Grayson
Give it to me.
Toto
You are being foolish. Put down that walking stick.
Colonel Grayson
Now. No closer. Hello? Give me the police. Hello? This is Colonel Henry Grayson. I've just killed a man. Peregi's Doll shop, corner of 4th and Lexington. The body is in the rear. I'll wait for you. Shut up. Shut up, you little fiend.
Xanthus Imperator
Daniel Grayson.
Colonel Grayson
Did I hear you speak?
Xanthus Imperator
Colonel Henry Grayson?
Colonel Grayson
It can't be. I must be going out of my mind. Six inch Dog.
Santo Perigi
Shut up.
Colonel Grayson
Your master's dead.
Xanthus Imperator
You are mistaken, Colonel. I, Toto, am the master.
Colonel Grayson
What do you mean?
Xanthus Imperator
If you will examine the body of Santo Perigi, you will see that he does not bleed. And he does not bleed, Colonel, because Santo Perigi never lived.
Colonel Grayson
Never lived?
Xanthus Imperator
Santor Perici is a doll.
Colonel Grayson
A d. But he's a man. He talks. He walks.
Xanthus Imperator
The people of Meritrix are skillful doll builders.
Colonel Grayson
Meritrix doll builders? Who are you?
Xanthus Imperator
I am Xanthus Imperator, Commander of the Legions of the Third Planetoid. Meritrix.
Colonel Grayson
Legions? Planetoid?
Xanthus Imperator
My people and I, whom you regard as dolls, come from a tiny planet beyond the moon.
Colonel Grayson
What?
Xanthus Imperator
So small that it cannot support our population.
Colonel Grayson
That's true.
Xanthus Imperator
We landed one of our space spheres on Earth three months ago with the intention of colonizing. Unfortunately, one of your pilots intercepted us.
Colonel Grayson
So that's why you wanted our information.
Xanthus Imperator
Precisely.
Colonel Grayson
And you are human?
Xanthus Imperator
Quite human.
Colonel Grayson
Of course.
Xanthus Imperator
In order to deal with Earth people without suspicion, we were forced to construct a men sized doll.
Colonel Grayson
No. I can't believe. I can't believe this. I'm. I'm having hallucinations. I've got to get out of here.
Xanthus Imperator
That will be impossible. We have weapons of destruction quite unknown to Earth people.
Colonel Grayson
I phone the police. I'll be here soon.
Xanthus Imperator
By the time they arrive, my people will have prepared something quite shock.
Santo Perigi
Keep me covered, Brian.
Toto
Okay, Sarge.
Colonel Grayson
All right.
Santo Perigi
You the guy who turned in the call?
Colonel Grayson
Yes, that's right, Sergeant.
Santo Perigi
Where's the body?
Colonel Grayson
Well, you see, it isn't exactly a body.
Santo Perigi
What do you mean?
Colonel Grayson
It's a doll.
Santo Perigi
What?
Colonel Grayson
Wait, you've got to let me explain. I know this sounds fantastic, but I've stumbled onto an unbelievable plot.
Santo Perigi
Yeah, keep talking.
Colonel Grayson
You see these little dolls? They aren't really dolls. They're tiny people. Now, there's a big doll named Santor Perigee. They're using him as a front to run this shop. He's off his trolley size. Now. Now look here.
Santo Perigi
Listen, mister, we gotta call it. There was a murder here. Now, if there was one, where is the body?
Colonel Grayson
Well, it's behind the curtains in the back. Only you see, it isn't really a body. It's a big wax dummy. It's. It's all part of their plot to gain control of the world. Holy smoke. He's really off his racket. Look, if you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. Come here. Look behind this curtain. You'll see the dummy lying on the floor.
Toto
Welcome, gentlemen. Are you looking for something?
Colonel Grayson
Perigee. This is impossible. I smashed his skull.
Santo Perigi
Do you know this guy?
Toto
That's the one.
Colonel Grayson
The doll.
Santo Perigi
What's your name, mister?
Toto
Perigee. Santor Perigee, Creator of the Universal Dao.
Santo Perigi
You ever see this man?
Toto
Never, until just now.
Colonel Grayson
That's not true. He's lying, I tell you. He's nothing but a big doll. The real masters of the little dolls.
Santo Perigi
Ryan, are you getting this?
Colonel Grayson
He's wacko. Sarge. Why is a fruitcake? I'm not crazy, I tell you. I can prove it. They must have fixed up his head where I smashed it in. Touch him and you'll see.
Santo Perigi
Mr. Pere, you know what this guy is talking about.
Toto
The man is demented, obviously.
Colonel Grayson
No, that's not true. I tell you, there's a plot to control the earth. I've got to call the War Department. They want to know about the flying sphere. Holy mackerel.
Santo Perigi
This gets worse every minute.
Colonel Grayson
Ryan, take him to headquarters.
Santo Perigi
I'll save some time. Take him down to psycho ward.
Toto
Okay.
Colonel Grayson
All right, Buck. Just come along nice and quiet. No. Don't you see? He's nothing but a man sized doll. The little ones are gonna to take over the earth. And you're going where you can cut out some nice paper doll. Oh, please, listen to me. You've got to listen to me. You've got to.
Santo Perigi
Sorry you had all this trouble, Mr. Peri.
Toto
Poor chap is obviously suffering from delusion.
Santo Perigi
Well, he's not the only one in Washington today. You know, we've been getting a whole string of crack ups lately. Big wigs blowing their tops under pressure. If you could see some of the names in our confidential files.
Toto
You keep confidential files on cases like this?
Santo Perigi
Certainly. Believe me, they'd be dynamite if they ever got in the wrong hands. Well, I. I better be running along. Hey, is that a talking doll?
Toto
Yes, Sergeant.
Xanthus Imperator
My name is Doctor. I dance and sing.
Santo Perigi
Well, I'll be. Hey, my little girl would be nuts for that.
Toto
So then please accept the doll for saving my life. That madman might have killed me.
Santo Perigi
Yes, but I take Toto home with.
Toto
You as a gift.
Santo Perigi
Well, I don't know, Mr. Pariki. It's against regulations for us to accept favors.
Toto
But this is not for you. It is for your little daughter. And if you will only take the doll and give him a good home, you will be doing me a great favor.
Santo Perigi
Well then, if you insist. And. And thanks very much. When my kid sees this, will she be surprised?
Toto
Yes. Toto will come as a great surprise. A very great surprise. Hey, Toto.
Colonel Grayson
Tonight, Dimension X has transcribed Pereji's Wonderful Dolls, an original radio drama written by George Lerts. Les Damon appeared as Colonel Grayson and Joan Alexander as Alma, with Denise Alexander as Cindy. Joe Desantis played Santo Perigi and Leon Jante was Toto the Talking Doll. Engineer Bill Chambers. Your narrator was Norman Rose. Music by Albert Berman. Dimension X is produced by Van Woodward and directed by Edward King. In a moment, we'll tell you about next week's show. And now, here is your Wheaties man, Frank Martin.
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Alma
Next week, the strange story of a curse that came true. It's the story of the castaways, another adventure into the unknown world of tomorrow.
Colonel Grayson
The world of dimension.
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Podcast Summary: Relic Radio Sci-Fi - "Perigi’s Wonderful Dolls" by Dimension X
Episode Details
"Perigi’s Wonderful Dolls" is a gripping science fiction narrative presented by Dimension X, a hallmark series from Relic Radio Sci-Fi. This episode masterfully blends elements of suspense, family drama, and extraterrestrial intrigue, transporting listeners into a world where seemingly innocuous toys harbor dark secrets. Set against the backdrop of Cold War-era tensions and advanced technological fears, the story delves deep into themes of control, trust, and the unintended consequences of technological advancements.
The story unfolds in two primary locations:
At 01:58, Alma Grayson introduces the night's adventure, setting the stage for an ordinary family outing that spirals into chaos. The Grayson family—comprising Colonel Henry Grayson, Alma, and their daughter Cindy—awaits an appointment outside a seemingly unremarkable doll shop. The tranquility is palpable as Cindy eagerly gazes at the shop's window display, yearning for a doll.
Upon Colonel Grayson's late arrival at 02:56, he cancels their shopping trip due to urgent military matters concerning "flying sphere" reports. Despite his preoccupation, Cindy's fascination with the dolls persists. Shortly after, Santo Perigi welcomes the family inside with Toto, a remarkably lifelike doll. Toto's astonishing ability to speak and perform convinces Cindy to rent him, igniting both excitement and underlying tension.
Cindy: "Oh, Mommy, could we take him home? Take him home."
06:02
That night, unsettling events unfold. Mr. Blister, the family's playful puppy, dies under mysterious circumstances, leading to suspicions of foul play. The presence of Toto exacerbates familial tensions, with Cindy adamantly blaming the doll for her dog's demise. Colonel Grayson's professional stress intertwines with personal turmoil as he grapples with missing secret papers and his daughter's erratic behavior.
Colonel Grayson: "You have to watch a bunch of 6 inch dolls parading around the shop... Don't go spending a lot of money on that nonsense, Alma."
03:25
Investigations reveal that the Graysons' strongbox, containing classified military reports, has vanished. Clues point back to the doll shop, especially when a key is found around Toto's neck. The narrative intensifies as Colonel Grayson confronts Santo Perigi, only to uncover that Toto is not merely a doll but an extraterrestrial entity with a sinister mission.
Colonel Grayson: "Why, it may just be coincidence, but in the bathroom this morning... It was broken, Henry. I found pieces in the wastebasket."
10:04
In a climactic confrontation, Santo Perigi reveals Toto's true identity as Xanthus Imperator, commander of the Legions of the Third Planetoid Meritrix. The Meritrix, facing overpopulation, landed on Earth intending to colonize, using intelligent dolls to infiltrate and control human society. Toto's manipulation of the Grayson family is part of a larger strategy to obtain sensitive military information and destabilize Earth defenses.
Xanthus Imperator: "We landed one of our space spheres on Earth three months ago with the intention of colonizing... I represent Perigees. Wonderful dolls."
23:08
Realizing the gravity of the threat, Colonel Grayson confronts Toto, leading to a tense exchange where the doll asserts control and menace. In a desperate move, Grayson claims to have killed Santo Perigi to thwart the alien plan. However, the revelation that Perigi was an illusion—a constructed façade by the Meritrix—leaves Grayson grappling with the reality of his situation and the presence of the alien threat lingering within his home.
Colonel Grayson: "Hello? Give me the police. Hello? This is Colonel Henry Grayson. I've just killed a man."
21:28
Colonel Grayson on Family Sacrifice:
"You've been the wife of an army colonel long enough to know his life isn't his own."
03:04
Cindy's Desperation:
"Mr. Blister tried to bite my dog. Look how frightened Toto is."
07:36
Toto's Deceptive Calm:
"Listen. Sing, Toto. Sing for the little girl."
05:09
Revelation of Alien Intent:
"Each man hides something from the world. Each man loves something more than life. With the help of my wonderful dolls, I obtain personal information which enables me to control the men who control the world."
21:06
Colonel Grayson's Realization:
"I must be going out of my mind. Six inch Dog."
22:10
1. The Perils of Technological Advancement: The episode underscores the fear of technology surpassing human control. Toto, an embodiment of this fear, represents how technological creations can manipulate and dominate their creators.
2. Familial Strain Under Pressure: Colonel Grayson's dual roles as a military leader and a father highlight the personal costs of duty. The family's deterioration mirrors real-world tensions faced by those in high-stress professions.
3. Trust and Deception: The intelligent dolls symbolize deceptive appearances. Toto's dual nature as both a harmless toy and an alien commander serves as a metaphor for hidden threats within seemingly benign entities.
4. Alien Infiltration and Control: The Meritrix's strategy to use dolls for espionage and control reflects Cold War anxieties about infiltration and subversion, drawing parallels to contemporary fears of unseen adversaries within society.
"Perigi’s Wonderful Dolls" by Dimension X is a compelling exploration of control, trust, and the unforeseen consequences of technological and extraterrestrial interactions. Through the lens of a struggling family and the sinister allure of intelligent dolls, the episode captivates listeners with its intricate plot and rich thematic depth. As the Grayson family confronts both internal and external threats, the story invites audiences to ponder the fine line between innovation and domination, and the resilience required to confront hidden dangers lurking within the familiar.
This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of "Perigi’s Wonderful Dolls," highlighting its narrative progression, character dynamics, and underlying themes, enriched with pivotal quotes and timestamps to guide listeners through its multifaceted storyline.