Ted's on vacation so Jon called in Gregory Roche from Pitch Pass for 90 minutes of group therapy. DC United grind out a 0-0 draw against Philadelphia Union, the CSO posts AI-written LinkedIn content that doesn't know how many championship stars are on the badge, and Louis Munteanu's future becomes a very real conversation.

In this episode:

DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union: defensively solid, offensively invisible
The LinkedIn Chronicles: AI-written post cites wrong number of stars on the badge
Renée Weiler sounding like a podcast host in press conferences, not a coach
Open Cup exit vs One Knoxville SC: the beginning of the end for Gabriel Pirani?
Was this Weiler's transfer window or the doctor's? Gregory makes the case
The schizophrenic roster build: great defense, no attacking plan
Louis Munteanu: Gregory raises the uncomfortable question — is he gone before the end of the season?
Silvan Hefti and Aaron Herrera: the right back situation explained
Gavin Turner and Caden Clark need more minutes — both hosts agree
Nikola Markovic in the six role: working for now
The Pirani Summer/Fall cycle: it's coming, it always comes
Locker room sources: reportedly not well-liked internally
Is the season done and dusted? Gregory says absolutely not
Eastern Conference reality check: DC United are in a playoff spot
How to actually market this club — Eddie Pope, Clyde Sims, the flag
The academy, Kevin Flanagan, and the talent rich DC area
Orlando preview: yin and yang of MLS mediocrity
Full listener Q&A

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Vamos.

Three Stars on the Badge — DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union ft. Gregory Roche