Transcript
A (0:00)
Fellow ridiculous historians, we are returning to you just all Twitter painted to tell you a weird story about a long time obsession. You guys remember the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
B (0:14)
DPRK or North Korea?
C (0:15)
How could I forget those upstarts, those scamps, right?
B (0:21)
Yeah. Yeah.
A (0:22)
The Kim Dynasty is a continuing force in the world today and there have been a lot of terrifying, very strange situations. There's a lot of ridiculous history to the DPRK or North Korea. But this week's classic episode concerns a guy named Bill Speakman, spelled like it sounds, who got into a situation in North Korea and had to throw beer at people or beer bottles.
B (0:59)
Empty bottles, like you do. Is that what you do?
C (1:02)
Yeah, man. Someone displeases me.
A (1:05)
You throw an empty beer bottle?
C (1:07)
Absolutely. Sometimes I smash it and then brandish the broken end at them.
B (1:11)
You don't even drink beer. Where are you getting all these bottles?
C (1:13)
What are you talking about?
B (1:14)
I like beer.
C (1:15)
I'll have a beer. I'll down a beer with the boys at the pub of a night out.
A (1:21)
And so this guy, Bill Speakman, as you know what, I don't even want to spoil it. Let's just roll the tape.
C (1:29)
This is an iHeart podcast.
D (1:31)
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C (2:06)
