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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Hosted by The Irish Times · EN
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.
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‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’
1w ago00:05:40Tap to summarize“The fock is going on here?” I go. Because – yeah, no – I’ve arrived home to find my wife, my four sons and my in-laws sitting in front of the TV watching, quite literally, a soccer match? My reaction is basically the same as it would be if I arrived home to find Sorcha in bed with Russell Crowe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man
2w ago00:06:40Tap to summarizeSo me and Ronan swing out to – believe it or not – Bray, just to see how my old man is getting on. I’ve a bet with him that he won’t last the summer living out there and I like to check on my investment from time to time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’
3w ago00:06:26Tap to summarizeI absolutely despise Christian’s wife, Lauren. I say it as well. Not to her face obviously. Sorcha goes, “Ross, you shouldn’t despise anyone.” This coming from the girl who refuses to watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it because he broke Taylor Swift’s hort a life sentence ago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind
4w ago00:06:22Tap to summarizeSo the latest “thing” in our house is the Swedish death clean. For those of you who aren’t married to Sorcha Lalor, this is a decluttering method that’s meant to spare your loved ones the trouble of sorting through your shit after you’ve dropped the mic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’
May 2900:06:14Tap to summarizeThe old man says he thinks he might not live long enough to see Leinster win the European Cup again. I tell him I’m only 46 years old and I’m storting to feel the same way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’
May 2200:05:58Tap to summarizeSorcha says she’s – oh my God – so excited about Saturday and I tell her I am too. She goes, “These are the moments, aren’t they?” Which is random because she’s hasn’t shown the slightest flicker of interest in rugby since she thought Rob Kearney gave her a smile and a wave at Taste of Dublin the year before the pandemic and I didn’t have the hort to tell her that he was smiling and waving at me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’
May 1500:06:10Tap to summarizeSo what do you think? Yeah, no, Nicola – as in, like, Honor’s girlfriend – is showing me a watch that she bought from, like, Tiffany of all places? It must be, like, a grand’s worth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
May 800:06:45Tap to summarizeThe old man asks me if I’ve been boning up on my Spanish ahead of the trip to Bilbao. I’m like, “Is that where Bilbao is? In Spain?” I honestly think I learned more from rugby than I ever did at school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?
May 100:06:04Tap to summarizeSo I’m in the gym and I’m bench-pressing, I don’t know, something ridiculous, when all of a sudden there’s someone standing over me and – yeah, no – they’re, like, talking to me? I take out the old AirPods and sit up and it ends up being Nicola, as in, like, Honor’s new – in fairness – girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word
Apr 2400:06:44Tap to summarizeThe old man is sitting in the corner of what was once Shanahan’s on the Green, sucking on a Cohiba the size of a Daihatsu exhaust. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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